Thread 149757044

OFFICIAL Nederland vs France MATCH THREAD
prev >>149745609
also ingerland v wales

come on england!

Nederland needs to win with three goals to be guaranteed advancement to the playoffs?

nothing personnel, sheepshaggers

>>149757850
>France will reach the quarter-finals if they avoid defeat by the Netherlands by a margin of three goals or more, or regardless if England do not beat Wales. France will finish first if they avoid defeat.
>England will reach the quarter-finals if they beat Wales, or if England draw and the Netherlands do not beat France; else if England avoid defeat by four goals or more and the Netherlands lose. England will finish first if they win and the Netherlands beat France by a margin of fewer than seven goals.
>Netherlands will reach the quarter-finals if they beat France by three goals or more, or with any win if England do not beat Wales; else with a draw if England lose. Netherlands will finish first if they win by seven goals or more, or with any win if England do not beat Wales.
>Wales will reach the quarter-finals if they beat England by four goals or more and the Netherlands lose to France.

>>149757044 (OP)
where's my french femboy? haven't seen him fielded last match

>>149757044 (OP)
I'm going to watch this over the other final

>>149757866
not happening though innit

>>149757793
>>149757851
England should be heeming Wales tonight tbqh.

The experienced midfielder, playing for Lyon, expressed her incomprehension at not being selected from the start. When asked about this, coach Andries Jonker appeared irritated: Due to van de Donk's groin problems, it had been agreed that she would only be able to play for 20 to 25 minutes at most.

The 33-year-old is not considered a player who quickly rebels when faced with problems. Her public criticism of Jonker was therefore perceived in the Dutch media as a clear vote of no confidence and fueled a long-standing debate – namely, that Jonker has become a "lame duck."

>>149757866
ffs more lioness spam

Could be a poor game because a low-scoring result advances both teams

>>149758047
Deal with it, chud

>>149757044 (OP)
france women are also brown?

>>149758582
That's white (in France)

>>149757866
>Ned needs 3 goals
lol
how many red cards?

>>149757866
basically
1. France
2. England
3. Netherlands
4. Wales

>>149758997
Why are >we so fucking shit?

>>149759379
you guys almost defeated spain last world cup. could have won it if viv wasn't injured

For me it's the Nether lands

>>149763933
wtf i thought netherlands was flat?

>>149763933
Don't they need a 3:0 win or something to advance?

I get that she's one of our best players, but I cannot take Lauren James seriously.
She just looks so fucking weird, like an alien who's 99% sure what a human looks like.

>>149766398
there's no way to say it without sounding like a simp, but, anon: she looks ordinary. i've not seen many pictures of her, but i'd assume it's simply an unflattering photo, as candid pictures taken during physical activity usually are.

The last two group matches

It's been a pleasure posting with you

>>149766710
she has a long flat face with a very high hairline, you can't say she looks ordinary

>>149766804
cheers, let it be a good one

Viv will HEEM france
3 goals

VIVA LA FRANCE
FUCK EVERYTHING DUTCH

What needs to happen for France to crash out?

>>149767288
early red desu

ALHAMDULILLAH
GOD GIVE ME EVERYTHING

>>149767288
Lose by 3 goals or more

If England don't HEEM Wales 4-0+ then it's a failure. Hemp got injured so I don't think she'll be playing.

>>149767288
Need to lose 3-0 to Netherlands and England to win. If England don't win, then they go through regardless.

England will also progress if they draw and the Netherlands do not beat France or if France beat the Netherlands. Obviously beating Wales will secure it.

COME ON INGERLAND

>>149767304
That Wasmer save was beautiful. One of the funniest moments of football I've caught live.

>>149767362
>>149767400
Not a chance then. Ah well, it was nice to dream.

>>149767400
>>149767288
Sorry lose by 3 goals or more. Netherlands have incentive because if they win, they progress as long as England don't. If they draw, then England losing will send Netherlands through.

Cute ref

>>149767240
>>149767355
wait shes not even starting

She's awfully touchy with that kid

NAFRI
NAFRI
NIGGER
NIGGER
NAFRI
HALF NIGGER
NIGGER
NAFRI
FRENCH
FRENCH
NIGGER
NAFRI

yeah i hope Netherlands win this

>>149767564
giwtwm

CAM ON INGERLAND!

CAM ON INGURLAND

Today I feel Welsh

What part of Ingurlund are you from lads? East Sussexhamptonshire here.

>>149767892
Lower Upponhamton-upon-Laucastershire

What channel is this on?

>>149767892
Midulshire

>>149767965
u really live in aland?

>>149767964
Film4

>>149767934
Knew a fella from there back in uni. Still owes me ten quid.

>>149767964
Itv lad

>>149768015
No- I live in Midulshire, Ingurlund.

>>149768105
Ta

ERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

my top 3 england waifus
>russo
>niamh
>hannah
r8

ERA

lads i got over 3.5 goals in both matches, how blacked am i?

SURELY AN ERA

Diving cunt

That's not a fucking penalty, the English lass tripped and fell on her own. Fucking rigged lol

Oh shit it is a penalty.

BENULTY

>>149768312
did you cash out on swe - ger?

Well, there's the contest over.

BENULTY :DDDDDDDD I TOLD YOU
>Englel will miss

>>149768359
i did, had over 2.5 goals in that match with over 3.5 goals in the denmark match on a parlay

>>149768376
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Poor Wales

>>149768416
maan, you stay out of them parlayes, this is gambling 101

jk I wish you luck

>>149768276
7
7
who

>>149768481
haha, i know right, but i after i did that double parlay with over 2.5 in portugal-belgium and O 3.5 goals in spain - italy, i just wanted to ride the luck.
worked yesterday, but probably going to end today

>>149768584
ah d keeper
7 too

>english girl trips and falls
>penalty
>english girl elbows welsh girl in the face
>simple accident, no consequences
Luv me a rigged game lah

wheres the 2 foot tackles

MY WIFE TOONE

Someone post pics of the Welsh goalie pls

>>149768707
He knows that you know that he knows that you know that he know.

TOONE

EE ZEH EE ZEH

Good block on the line but Toone makes sure it goes into the top corner.

Yeah I'm thinking /ourslags/ are winning the weuros

OUI

DOOD

GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL

Hollandaisebros...

I saw a girl's girl tummy

Autistic Welsh keeper too busy thinking about lego to do her job properly

wir hebben en serious problem bros

Damn.... Poor Neverlands. France wins the group......

>>149768843
She got subbed out for this match :(

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

PELOVA PELOVA PELOVA

nice shot desu

WHAT A TACKLE by Chadway.

PILLOWA

Nice goal by neatherlands

>JAMES
Fuck off you're not Messi. Control that and shoot.

What a save by Hampton. Thought that was in.
>Russo
Sigh.

>>149763933
holy shit, did the blind girl from the previous webm design this kit?!?

Hempo :)

Sheeped and shagged.

that was a lovely move by james and toone

Think we can rack up double figures?

>>149769116
Good goal that, good save by the GK originally.

HEMP HEMP HEMP

MY GIRL SCORED.

NORFOLK'S BRAVE LAUREN HEMP

>>149769179
I watched the 20-0 win versus Latvia and was furious about the amount of missed chances to beat the record (21-0 vs American Samoa iirc).

>>149769197
She is fast and has good control, I wish we had a better option on the left. I know she's on the left but James played there last time. James isn't fast enough.

>>149766398
She looks like a museum exhibit about the Stone Age.

wales goalie a cute

Why do English women look like troons compared to our beauties?

>>149767892
Lehaughanmondeleyhampton (pronounced “London”)

Karchaoui is such a diving, unlikeable cunt

>le James thinks she is prime Messi
Stop it just fucking pass for FUCK sake.

POST HER RIGHT NOW YOU ALL SAW HER

do NOT post her

>>149769336
See:
>>149768734

Most pls

>>149767892

Leeds in the north-eastern part of West Yorkshire. In the North.

>>149769656
ToT

>>149769656
kinda average desu

>>149769656
>>149769620

Amazing how /sp/ always knows exactly which girl was meant.

>>149767892
The white part. Wales.

>>149769704
>yorkshire

KEK

>>149769698

Moar*

>BÆSJA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

kek wtf, scor a fakin goal englel

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>149769656
thank you

>>149769722
the one before that was better imo

Unlucky

zzzZZZzzz

>>149769735
The camera did zoom in on her.

and the french tournament comes to an end

>>149769656
Trans?

Alessia :)

>>149769865
I hope so

>>149769656

Pls be over 18..

ITALIA

This is a bumming. Do you think ITV Wales is showing Holland-France instead yet?

>>149769901
my goat

WUSSO WUSSO WUSOO

>>149769918
not likely

>>149769930
Not surprising. England are the WSL, Wales are the WSL2.

Thank you England very cool.

>>149769954

You bump into James in a Wetherspoons, spilling her pint of John Smiths onto her Nike Air Force trainers and tracksuit bottoms. She flashes you a look of pure rage, what do you say to defuse the situation and avoid a beating?

Jackie is turning into the Joker

That attacking play from Wales was fantastic. Are England 4-0 up against an actually good team?

>>149769656
Sexo sexo seeex SEEEEXXXXX

England don't want to finish top. They face Spain instead of Sweden.

>>149769860
>camera shows ugly girl
>pans down and sees cute girl
>stays on her for 5 seconds and zooms in
uhhmmm… equalitybros?

>>149767892
Manchester (is blue).

>>149770155
Sweden obliteraped Germany though

>>149770155
Will probably have to face Spain at some point. Does it really matter when, best to try your luck as soon as possible what's the point of waiting.

>>149770155
No it's Germany instead of Sweden

Half-time question: would you trade one championship for 90 (ninety) minutes in the goat tower?

>>149770278
A repeated of the last final.

>>149770345

As a human or as a goat?

No era amarilla

>>149770468
Does it change your answer?

My image of Stanway just plummeted

>>149770538

No lol - give me the tower

>>149770278
No it isn't. If you finish 2nd you face 1st in the group. Which is Sweden.

calling it now france will concede another 3

>>149770817
>>149770824
oranje mogs im afraid

>>149770747
Imagine pulling on her pig tails as she begs for it deeper and harder..... (only assuming she is 18+).

>>149770864
Why? She's in Switzerland, they're kosher younger over there.

guys this is a feminist thread.. r-remember?

>>149770980
We are all feminists (female enjoyers) over here.

Beth Sneed incoming

>>149770980

You're right, this is about celebrating the sporting achievements of a group of fantastic women. I would love to piss in all their mouths.

>>149771223
this but them pissing in my mouth

>>149771290
Got there before me.

>>149771223
this but in my mouth

>>149770824

That front teeth gap.. she hasn't even had braces yet

>>149771290
>>149771350
>>149771353
Dare I say it, based?

>>149769116
That was very good. Goalie just expect #2 at all

I had a dream once that Jule Brand asked me out on a date and we had a wholesome time. Please don't reply with anything lewd about my wife thanku.

what a fucking miss, stupid frogs

>>149771497
>Jule Brand
have you slid into her dms yet?
remember to be respectful!

>>149771497

Did you piss in her mouth or she in yours?

ERA PENAL

>>149771497

>yfw she has a black bf

Do you guys realize all of the girls probably have really sweaty feet right about now, and they probably smell horid too

>>149771737
Maybe anon's black

>>149771826
sweat doesnt mean bad smell automatically

>>149771826
Do you think any of them don't shave? Imagine their pits.

>>149771853
Funnily enough I am 1/4 black, but I am really pale it's silly.

>>149771877
Spoiler that shit

AGGIE AGGIE AGGIE
OI OI OI

>>149771826
Imagine them showing their sweaty stinky feet, armpits and pussies in your face, eewwww lol

this new black girl is kinda cute

Are France losing deliberately to avoid Spain?

holy fuck her hair is awesome

which of these English roses would be best to take home to meet mum and dad?

>Aggie Beever-Jones
It's almost too obvious

>>149772046
>jonesin for some open beaver rn ngl

>>149771998
She's horrid bro

>>149772025
Gotta be Kiera Walsh

cute brown asians on screen

>>149772025

James, you can distract your parents whilst she steals the jewellery and any cash they have lying around. After a short detour to a pawnshop you can buy all the pints you want in a Sam Smiths pub

>>149772119
I disagree.

It's over for the Nederlands.

>>149772025
hannah
a
m
p
t
o
n

based women

>>149770345
RARE!!!

CAIN?

>>149772175
Based

Netherlandbros.....

>>149772119
built for being my airbnb partner during my sex tourism travels

Imagine being Dutch.

Blooter

never cared about this tournament anyway

Swamp's drained.

>>149772270
why do France have the same player copy and pasted like 8 times? surely that's not allowed

The Dutch manager is undiagnosed autist innit

>>149772394
Sorry lad, it was a genuinely shit group to be drawn in desu

>>149772394
is this true

>>149772175
She hangs round Cashconverters every Saturday afternoon. "Shits on CEX, Anon it does". She's just eyed up a Makita impact wrench: "brushless motor... a real beauty". Off to Asda for a four pack of Lucozade Sport, some jam doughnuts and a multipack of Space Raiders. Sorted.

I'm going to miss Groenen

Ian Wright's having a good time

>>149772394
Imagine not getting out of the group! LMAO!

time for the secret weapon

>>149772552
I miss the dottirs already.

>>149772554
A proud Englishman.

>>149772448

Allowing them to play the entire city of Baltimore, Maryland was perhaps a step too far

>>149772497
Mom, please don't embarrass us again

is the french no.5 just a boy?

I fully support woman sportbutts, I mean football

>>149772680
For me, it's #23

MEAD MEAD MEAD MEAD

SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED

>>149771278
hehehe more like Beth Meat

>>149772695

Yeah it's a twink, because all the officials are women no one has had to balls the challenge them on it yet

Is Minge playing?
What about Clunge?

>>149772860
Minge played yesterday

We let the sheep shagging fucks score, I'm furious

CAIN?!

Embarrassing desu

Nah you can’t celebrate like that 5-1 down lmao

CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN

>>149772603
what is this shit

>>149772603
>>149772961
>>149772962
>>149772936
YOU'RE NOT SINGING ANY MORE

ENGLAND'S BRAVE SIR HANNAH CAIN

niamh :)

>>149772962
>you can't be happy when you score against a superior opponent and historical rival in your first international tournament

For me, it's this fourth official.

>>149773356

She can unblock my pipes. To explain, I'm saying she can make me cum out of my Penis.

>>149773408
Jonas has a lot to answer for.

Good bye Miedema :((

>>149773434
glad you clarified that, otherwise is sounds like you're referring to batty business

Beever.

Beever-Jones runs like an anime girl.

BEEVER'D

AGGIE AGGIE AGGIE

BEEVER BEEVER BEEVER

>>149773467
FRAUDEMA

How do you guys think the lionesses relax after a hard game?

>>149773646
sex

more neil diamond

>>149773646
I think they eat Walkers crisps and other things they do adverts for.

how much would it cost me (both spiritually and fiscally) to get the Wales manager to punish all of my balls?

>>149773779
>all of my balls
How many do you have lad?

>>149773779
>well then, show me those balls

STATE of BBC

Sweden will HEEM Englel. But if >we get past then it's Italy or Norway.