Thread 149793388

First for conor mcgregor

2nd for 2x Cup Champion: Aaron Ekblad.

3rd for

just imagine what its like with these kids who grew up in small remote towns of saskatchewan or western ontario or even small towns in latvia or finland with less than 500 people living there, and are suddenly playing in new york city or miami, completely surrounded by shitskins. more shitskins than they have ever encountered in their entire life. this is their first time ever hearing black and spanish people speaking. this is why players like bulju struggle to adjust to the nhl. its a complete culture shock.

/playoffsbound/

trb was raped by bud on the chilly easter evening of april 17 2022

>>149793414
I wish I could live in rural finland

just imagine reading that

reminder trb is a 46 year old closeted homo who has been spamming porn on /sp/ for years

>>149793388 (OP)
love how whenever this happens the goalies always immediately look to the dman and the dman always avoid eye contact like a dog that knows he's done wrong and was caught

>>149793431
no

What was your favorite playoff moment from this season? For me, it was when the announcer was staying they needed to pull Hellebyuck because it was embarrassing for him, truly a KWAB moment

Is 6 hours of sleep enough?

excited for my leafies

>>149793436
be nice to trb he spent years trying to cultivate a Big Lebowski personality on /hoc/ only to sperg out on a chilly Easter Sunday when he forgot to take his TBI meds

>won't read
>won't even imagine reading
a /hoc/ monk

>>149793478
Enough for what?

>>149793478
7-8 hours for me desu

>>149793473
When the Oilers lost, again. Fucking hilarious.

>>149793473
Otter being pulled

>>149793483
Yeah, well, that’s just like, your opinion, man.

>>149793473
Game 7 Laffs vs Panthers/Marners finale.

>>149793501
pulled and also having to listen to ray talk about it all game

>>149793491
to work a stressful office job tomorrow

>>149793513
marner will return

>>149793532
And will be boo'd relentlessly.

>>149793520
I would have cried on TV

>>149793525
Dude, this thread is for the unemployable, my dude

>>149793532
I marnered at the office

>>149793547
at least the boos will come during warmups

>>149793473
>laffs

>>149793568
I wish I could have a comfy wfh job or be a NEET

>>149793547
for now. but the american is right. in 5-6 years as the Leafs get shittier and shittier all will be forgotten and the narrative of Marner needing to come 'home' will start. you know it's true.

>>149793626
From what I hear laff fans are begging for a Kadri trade to bring him "home".

>>149793513
this looks like some early 90's nu-prog album cover about the Ballard/Keon/Sittler years. Geddy would have an uncredited performance.

>>149793473
Oh, and also randycanes finally won a game

Gary

>>149793483
kwarb

>>149793655
Kadri did nothing wrong though. do you even remember the return for that trade?

>>149793721
Leeman

they finally understand

>>149793622
Well, what the hell do you want /hoc/ to do about it? cause our options are limited?

Watching curb your enthusiasm and it’s kino

>>149793749
>limited
reminds me of trb's income, mobility and IQ

>>149793761
your birth year starts with a 2 doesn't it

your bud ends with a 1 doesn't it

>>149793780
Nah I was born in 1992

>KWAB

wheres jen

I could heem any Ethiopian

>>149793734
Tyson Barrie and Alex kerfoot lol

>>149793761
for me it's leon. and susie. and funkhauser. and jeff. and larry fuck i like em all except that CUNT cheryl

your being programmed as a vile superfluous cynic by watching those Larry and co. shows anon. please take this as a final warning.

>>149793907
cope seinfeld is fun too

oh this isn't a hockey thread did I fuck up?

>>149793916
yes, and yes

What's the best movie you've watched since the offseason started?

>labubus got to touch the cup before mcdavid
grim

>>149793761
i like that episode where he sees those two japanese tourist bump into each other and then has the conversation about the shit bow.

>>149793963
slapshot
it's all i watch

>>149793916
raw was toknight haven't watched it yet

>>149793982
im watching the hr derby and then raw after
no spoilers pls hehe

>>149793999
checked

>Gallant
>Marchessault
>Smith x2
>Fleury
>Pacioretty
>Stone
>Pietrangelo
>Eichel
>Patrick
>Kessel
>Quick
>Hanifin
>Marner

>Quenneville
>Maurice
>Bobrovsky
>Hoffman
>Bennett
>Duclair
>Hornqvist
>Gusev
>Wennberg
>Reinhart
>Tkachuk
>White
>Ekman-Larsson
>Okposo
>Jones
how gay are the scriptwriters that every bad breakup ends with the players going to either Vegas or Miami

>>149793963
tied with:
Batman Forever and Bad News Bears

Can you draft your way to a stanleyc owl?

>>149793974
>those pictures on his wall
He was never proud to be a Vancouver Canuck.

>>149793406
thank you gary

>>149793999
based

>>149794036
the hawks did

>>149794044
>Corey Schneider was better
yet another in a long list of Canuck fuck ups by their own hand.

>>149794044
wtf i love torts now

PPC

>>149794085
>Luongo and Schneider in net
>end up with Lack
>Miller and Horvat for 1C
>end up with 11.6

pretty sure the first time a girl jerked me off was to the Batman Forever soundtrack. i recall growing out of my hockey pogs immediately after.

>>149794127
I strongly believe in sabotage, so many GMs in a row cant be that stupid can they?

>>149794157
THERE USED TO BE A GREYING TOWER

>>149793825
Post physique

Gary should book Seal for the Allstar game next year while he's still at his peak of relevancy

>>149794157
>not slamming a tower as soon as you came

Thoroughblades is so bad ass Utah really fucked up here

I actually gotta go give the wife some dick so she doesn't get cranky

>>149793749
help me out in a year

>>149794254
The Florida Everblades exist

waifu pillows don't get cranky
go flames

I had sex a few times

>>149794383
no one's perfect

>>149794182
kek beat me to it

MY POWER MY PLEASURE MY PAIN

>>149794276
picture Gary's barbed bussy so you last longer.

tougheverbladesbeit

MY PLEASURE MY PAIN

>>149794560
Fine British lass behind them

My penguins ):

>>149794560
Oh look its Harbor Jackass

>>149794590
that's a Brantford Bulldog

When I grow up I want to be,
One of the harvesters of the sea.
I think before my days are done,
I want to be a fisherman.

imagine sheepishly strutting past a lusty postgame PWHL locker room and subsequently allowing its thick musty vinegar and parmesan waft to emit and crash your willing nostrils.

>>149794383
I've never done it :(

i wish you weren't such a poet

>>149794121
its over, fags

i was a poet, and
i didn't even know it

bipolar willing tipsy unvaccinated ginger amish schoolgirl hymen in pigtails with no gag reflex wearing a confederate flag bikini and her identical twin sister who do EVERYTHING together barefoot reading Atlas Shrugged

>>149794768
based and redpilled

need buddy cop film with subban and messier

>>149794790
Sounds kino to me

>>149794638
Doesn't 2 years walk him to ufa?

>>149794784
Is that available? Id trade a first rounder for that

>pink unicorn club
retards

When are the Sabres moving to Albuquerque

>>149794876
that's not how you spell Hamilton.

>>149794935
well how do you spell hamilton then

>>149795014
>spell hamilton
I believe the native tongue for it is: slightly whiter than scarborough

What's he cycling on?
Any gymbros know how to get muscles growing out of your forehead at age 39?

came here to post this >>149792613

>>149794790
best messier is right here

>>149795200
>5'3"
ngmi

>>149795263
no no no it's 5 dash 3 aka 5 to 3. so some days she's 5 feet tall and some days she's 3 feet tall

>>149794790
Gary, please, my business idea...
>[adult_swim} type-ish shows, live series like "P.K. and the Bald Man", "I Dream of BizNasty", and "The Gretsky Family"
>and we air them late at night on the NHL Network, and maybe even compete with Toonami on Saturdays
PLEASE, GARY... MAKE HISTORY WITH ME!!!!!

>>149795200
>5'3 defensewoman

>>149795275
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>149795275
gary needs to make a hockey anime

>>149795263
>>149795278
um she already played for the canadian national team, and she eventually gonna play in the PWHL.

also she's better than zadorov

>>149795275
You already made history on April 17 2022 lmao kwarb

>>149795326
KWAB

Did you guys see the last thing trb said about Sean Higgins? Made me sick to my fucking stomach.

>>149795319
Wait, is she gonna be a five-year senior?? That's respectable
course, she's gonna need that degree when she's done with the League,
isn't she studying to be a horse doctor or something?? watch out, Kentucky Derby

/hoc/
>A place for memes
Love you, /hoc/
>it's my favorite website
>>
>
I was raped by the Governor of Stink Island in the chilly Easter evening of 2022
>>
>
>
Did I ever mention I was the only guy in the history of the Air Force to be medically retired on a burrito delivery
>>those wheels are slippery, lad
>

>>149795366
kek

>>149795366
nice

Imagine Paul Bissonnette and PK Subban doing a very one-for-one recreation of the Eric Andre Show on late-night NHL Network
>also, imagine television that isn't so expensive that you have to steal it off the internet like an electric thief

>>149795431
imagine you not being a raped bitch

>>149795362
im going to goon to he either way

Imagine if you weren't a raped bitch kwarb

lads, my kitty turns 2 years old tomorrow.... here she is when only 2 weeks old :)

>>149795440
stole it from me word for word

>>149795446
:3

>>149795443
what fool would try to stop you

LOVE cute kitties
HATE trb

>>149795466
Raped retard

>>149794638
Sad

I hope that anon whose mom past away is staying strong

>>149795431
>Eric Andre?
This isn't 2015 gramps

primus sucks

Hard to believe you've never made loved to a woman before, Mitch

jackies for 1st round exit next season

>>149795493
>made loved
uh oh xhe rb is bubblin' again!

>>149795493
it's easy to believe bud made forced love to you because everyone saw it kwarb

>>149795487
I know, Eric Andre pimps for a cell phone company now or something and Hannibal is part of internet lore
The live shows I recommended are dated as well. Would you like me to wait for you to think of something stupid to say about that?
> How long are we talking here, lad?

trb didn't you previously say how you go to Thailand to bang underage prostitutes?

>>149795511
About 1184 days

>>149795511
yeah tell me about the shit shows of today

>>149795525
No

>>149795486
same

>>149795509
lol kwab

>>149795525
marner shows you mean

>>149795506
>xrb

>>149795486
he was probably lying for (you)s like most of us.
however if not than my condolences for the bullshit of having to endure extra charges because she was so fat her torso gummed up the crematorium furnace.

>>149795486
>>149795542
Thanks guys. She has been suffering for years, and to the anon that asked if it was the lady with lung issues, the answer is yes. My sister is driving home tonight from out of state, and we're going to do funeral arrangements tomorrow. I'm doing okay, kind of numb. Kind of relieved for her sake.

>>149795567
thoughts on your losses to bud and mitch?

>>149795561
It's hard to come to those reactions and not startle yourself with your pragmatic with you are with your loved ones
I wouldn't want anyone in my family to suffer from a debilitating illness, and it's happened to far too many
>best wishes for tomorrow, lad

>>149795585
>with how you are with your loved ones

>>149795585
Thanks man. It's extra sad since my sister's wedding is in 3 weeks.

>>149795596
I guess you can be thankful Sean Higgins is still locked up...

>>149795607
trb isn't happy about that

>>149795596
Hope the honeymoon plans feature somewhere free of natural disasters, but I can't think of anywhere to recommend

ok quickly let us channel and direct these naked heightened emotion posts into a sphere of parallax to confuse Gary into giving in to the return of 1-8 playoff format.

>>149795366
My nigga

>>149795649
Wow! Lower Astral Parasite of the Year material right there.

bud + 1 = trb

To PIT
Rielly
Cowan
Villeneuvre

To TOR
Karlsson (50%)
Rust


Toronto gets a puck moving D who can play the PP well. Rust would play in the top 6. They need a hard worker like him.

PIT takes on Rielly and gets two good prospects (one D and one F) for their future rebuild.

>>149795765
Rust isn't a thrown in

>>149795765
okay sure but what do I get

>>149795765
looks good to me

>>149795765
Cowan was a 52nd ranked North American skater picked at 25th

Schedule released in about 12 hours

>>149795869
We can count on Gary to have maximized it's potential I am sure.

>>149795874
Yes

>>149795561
>IM HOPEFULLY DYING TOO

>>149795765
i like it. Cowan is twink bait aka Dubas desire. not necessary for the soon to be new post Matthews Leafs.

>>149795921
Memethews is fucking that shithole for a few more years

>Already a top 10 goalie in his first season
Your Flames are /cupbound/
My Flames are /cupbound/
Our Flames are /cupbound/

>>149796056
Retard

it's almost bud1185 for everyone

>>149795878
they're waiting for the sharter fart verdict

>>149796116
That’s next Thursday

>>149796162
i saw his dick bro

>>149796005
I then turn off whatever NHL game is on and tell you to shove a fork up your ass

>>149796434
why

>Dave Mustaine-"The anger that propelled me in the beginning wasn't anger, it was hunger. We were fucking starving to death and we had to live with fat chicks to feed ourselves. The reason why you live with fat chicks is because they eat."
kek

>>149796437
Why not

>>149796451
>fat chicks share their food
yea i'm not buying it. he's just an architect

>>149796435
>he isn't welcome at his house.
They're both "he."
You have to specify.
God damn I hate shitty writers.

poo peeland

>>149796557
what a fucking chad

>>149796562
an entire land of poo and pee

>>149796557
Jen

real pookcific hours aren't what they used to be

>>149796640
But they've always been shit and for retards

>>149796651
https://streamable.com/m8tayl

>>149796651
Just like my islanders

>>149796679
+1

Fuck I thought today was Wednesday but it’s Tuesday so I’ll have to wait a day for the schedule

>>149796437
Because they will pay less than $900 million.

this is exactly why the flames lost tkachuk. they made him go through their gay little broke back mountain humiliation ritual and he wanted right out, and you can see it happening with dustin wolf now too.

>>149797024
Tkachuk literally came to the Calgary Stampede last summer voluntarily.

a moment of silence for anon's mother
she sucked a dick like a fucking banshee

>>149797055
to gloat

>>149797055
to punch faggots

>>149797417
explains the riot he caused trying to take out the entire town

chucky punched me :(

>>149797491
you poor unfortunate soul

>>149797491
is that how he hurt his hand?

>>149797055
tkachuk and bennett bringing the cup to the stampede would have been hilarious

>>149797841
why would it be funny?

>>149798005
seeing the hurt and pain on the faces of hundreds of calgarians

We dont wish hurt and pain on anyone here

Just dropped a massive marner in the office bathroom

>>149798361
setting the tone early for the workday
very based

>>149798270
you arent the boss of me

The tone's been set

morning frens :3

>>149798361
I had to go out early this morning so I'm compacting for a mid afternoon marner

Flush it down

we call them nicolas roys now im afraid

Eat marner copey

Oh no

Based

>>149798528
Is that a real comment?

>>149798528
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149798528
Everyone loves him :)

>>149798539
oh it's true it's damn true

>>149798528
shania will never call me the cutest

>>149798575
I think you're cute anon

>>149798528
jesus christ is that seriously what you're expected to do if you play in alberta? no wonder tkachuk ran away to my kitties.

>>149798605
retard

>>149798605
Cope, Wolf loves us. He never left Calgary in the summer. He's been training the entire time.

our tribal chief returned last night bro's

Serious question: do you go to the Stampede to get drunk and goof around? When I was younger, I never understood how anybody could enjoy things like tailgates or other super crowded, mass events. But then I learned that you go to get piss drunk with a large group of friends.

I cannot fathom how the Calgary Stampede is a tolerable event sober.

>>149798630
rodeos are fun

>>149798630
Stampede is weird because its morphed from its roots as an agricultural fair/rodeo to including a bunch of other stuff. 50% of the Stampede grounds are taken up by food stands, carnival rides/games now. Plus they have a butch of concerts all around. Many of which have nothing to do with western culture. So, people go for different reasons. Also, half the time its free to get in.

I usually go one time to pet some horses and then leave.

>>149798630
i'm gonna go out on a limb and assume there's probably novelty in that mass group of people. on the east coast, we take for granted that there are people and buildings everywhere you go. we'd consider most of the land within Calgary city limits to be rural. these people don't know what it's like to battle for sidewalk space on your morning commute or navigate a patio brunch scene while running Sunday errands on a nice day. just the fact that there's so many people in one place is fun and different.

>>149798589
shame she doesn't have the u.s. title strapped around her canadian waist

>western culture
lol

>>149798666
Paul fumbled that gimmick desu
checked satan lost Jesus won

>>149798657
They also have a section with all the local native tribes. They do dances and bang their drums. Each tribe has a Tipi and you can go in them. They love sharing what they're tribes are about. Its kinda wholesome.

>>149798589
isn't this always in july? why are people dressed like it's 50 degrees?

>>149798681
you wouldn't get it

>>149798689
explain

>>149798692
its not that warm here.

>>149798692
I won't

>>149798706
christ almighty, what is wrong with Coranato. he didn't have to stay there.

>>149798728
I remember seeing an interview with Wolf in December where he said "yah I'm not used to snow during Christmas"

Fucking kek. I hope he experiences one of our famous stampede snowstorms

>Eichel, Hanifin, Marino, Vesey, Fox, Gaudreau
i for one am proud that our northeast boys refused to play in shit markets

>>149798764
Good thing USA doesn't produce any talent

>>149793388 (OP)
>rags

>>149798775
Wolfie is American

>>149798764
All shit

>>149798779
So what

>>149798799
he's elite

>>149798805
True he's the best goalie alive
:)

>>149798775

1993

>>149798828
retard

metaphor for how my marner felt this morning

>>149798883
bro we don't call them that anymore

>>149798887
Who marnered in your cheerios

>>149798904
but I did have breakfast

>>149798906
wordle was bitch today
5 guesses at 4 letters

>>149798947
kwab

>>149798947
hated it

Another reason I hate the Hughes brothers (among many) is because they are the most rootless of all players.
Sure, you get guys like Couturier who were born in Arizona, but he's pretty firmly a New Brunswick guy. Or even the Tkachuk brothers or Tage Thompson who lived all over the US, but at least they are firmly American.

Nobody can definitively say what the fuck the Hughes brothers are. Their parents are Canadian, two were born in Florida, one was born in New Hampshire, they mostly group up in Canada, but were each shipped off to Michigan between ages 16-19. Wh

>>149798673
666 was code for nero
i sometimes wonder if nero would be a better commish than gare

>>149798947
Got it in 5, had 4 greens in 4

>>149793401
gay cunt

bros I realized yesterday I don't have the same wordle word as everyone else :(

>>149799089
he'd whip your flemmish/wallonian ass

@047
not reading that

>>149799100
what time of day do you do it? i think it resets a midnight ET

>>149799105
poof couldn't even beat his wife

>>149799106
canadian twinks you can't win with are taking american boys' jobs

>>149799111
They do it earlier sometimes too. I know you can get a new strands at like 8 or 9pm EST

L E O P O L D
E
O
P
O
L
D

>>149799111
I don't know, my word yesterday was dandy if that helps

>>149799143
first for oilers

>Byram - Dahlin
>Power - Kesselring
>Samuelsson - Johnson
Can you make the playoffs with this d-corps?

big gross spider dangling in the air outside my window, looks like it's laying eggs. usually my backyard is overrun with birds. where the fuck are they when you need them.

>>149799179
bless his heart
this shit just makes me sad

Fuck NHL free agency.

>>149799285
shut up nerd

>>149799290
Eat marner, numale.

Wordle in 5 for me. 3 guesses to get the last letter

>>149799209
Yeah but the forward group is still bottom 5

>>149799323
i was being facetious.
Byram - Dahlin is a terrible duo given that they play same high risk, undisciplined style. They get shelled against opponents' top line.
Then the middle pair is a bottom pair, and the bottom pair is an AHL top pair.

>>149799365
shut up nerd

>>149799365
>asks a question he doesnt want to hear the answer to
retard

What the fuck
I just saw the Sharks WIN the Stanley Mug

>>149799389
goy
>>149799399
leaf

>>149799258
My cats eat spiders for me

N

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>>149799449
>>149799462
>>149799474
>>149799480
>>149799488
what is wrong with americans

>>149799491
what do you have against the Republic of Niger?

I've decided, I'm going to start watching womens hockey

I've decided, I'm not going to ask

>>149799529
he's frightened of Black representation

>>149799537
You have 120 seconds to ask, before you're donating 5 Trump bucks to the /hoc/ Pride Night (with Star Wars Night back-to-back)

Song idea: Timber by Pitbull but instead he's singing about yelling nigger

>>149799553
mistah whirlwide

pitbull is an E-God

>>149799544
all the hits to the head seem like they did him good, or maybe it was just leaving the wild

>>149799607
We'll never know

>>149799544
Completely forgot he was with Minnesota that long.

>>149799622
Moose is coming to Sharks

>>149799622
that's because you're underage bucko

>>149799639
Is he?
>>149799622
hi lol x

>>149799639
>underage
Sounds wonderful Go Flames

>>149799666
you can tell because he posts like he's trying to fit in with fellow adults

1185 days since something magical happened

the day stephen won my vote

tbg won

>>149799783
tbg lost and became trb

>>149799789
true dylan lost too

>>149799783
the right to take burrito shrapnel to the brain

>>149799789
tbg was completely unaffected by stephen's sperg out

>>149799639
Opposite actually. Probably got early onset dementia

>40 year old burn out
>only accomplishment in life was being an avatarfag in /hoc/
>gets raped and his precious identity taken away
>bubbles to this day when mentioned
KEEEEYYYEEKK WHAT A BITCH

also reminder
>>149793436

Just dropped a marner most foul

>>149799810
>>149799823
none of that is true

>>149799810
>>149799823
all of this is true

>>EASTERN CONFERENCE
>Northeast Division
Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto St. Pats, Ottawa Senators, Montreal Canadiens, Boston Bruins
>Atlantic Division
New York Rangers, New York Islanders, New Jersey Devils, Philadelphia Flyers, Pittsburgh Penguins
>Southeast Division
Washington Capitals, Carolina Hurricanes, Atlanta Thrashers, Tampa Bay Lightning, Florida Panthers
>Central Division
Detroit Red Wings, London Knights, Buffalo Sabres, Columbus Blue Jackets, Nashville Predators
>>WESTERN CONFERENCE
>Midwest Division
Minnesota Wild, Chicago Blackhawks, Omaha Outlaws, Kansas City Scouts, St. Louis Blues
>Southwest Division
Dallas Stars, Houston Comets, Colorado Avalanche, Utah Mammoth, Arizona Coyotes
>Northwest Division
Vancouver Canucks, Seattle Kraken, Calgary Flames, Edmonton Oilers, Winnipeg Jets
>Pacific Division
San Jose Sharks, Los Angeles Kings, Anaheim Ducks, San Diego Gulls, Vegas Golden Knights

>>149799846
2true, you might say

>>149799858
kys yourself retard

tbg didn't even realize what the memes were about until a couple of weeks ago. he never bubbled over it at all

>>149799871
thoughts on your loss to bud and mitch?

>>149799864
you're an imbecile if you don't realize this is coming

>>149799875
i'm not tbg and he didn't lose to bud or mitch

it's trb now (he lost)

tbg won
dylan won
they're still called marners
it was a gay magazine

>>149798519
But, but, muh new DNA.

why would you disappoint an old man like this?

Suddenly, the queers start queering off.

worst gimmick in years

list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'
>chilly easter of 2022
>4 naysh
>thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record
>the yzerplan
>losing in combat to a burrito
>estonia
>bud winning the draft lottery
>getting exposed as the "my edmonton oilers" guy
>gary getting disrespected on a daily basis
>seizure meds
>getting worked into writing "bud1" on an exposed stud
>admitting to being gay on that same exposed stud
>canada/canadians
>the jannies ignoring his reports
>listing the things that cause him to bubble
>getting dishonorably discharged from the air force for head trauma (likely caused by slipping and falling in the bathroom rather than in combat)
>doxxing mitch to use as a proxy for things he wants to say to bud but is too afraid to
>dozens of people celebrating mitch's birthday on /hoc/ while not a single person cares about his
>using his very limited income to go to the doctor for a medical shot over memes
feel free to add to the list

>>149800075
he actually got medically retired from injuries sustained delivering the burrito

>>149800084
updated

>>149800116
I wonder how many he will bring home for my flames
:3

>>149800123
also ass
>limited mobility
>limited income

>ass
teehee

>>149800152
done

>Joni Jurmo on waivers for contract termination

Finland can't stop taking Ls

>>149800191
topi kekkonen

>>149800191
golden generation bros......

>>149800191
Where the fuck is CAL?
California?

>>149800208
*To the tune of the Ghostbusters theme*

>When there's a Canadian team
>In the finals
>Who you gonna call
>GA-RY!

>When Sam Bennet
>Kills a dude
>Who you gonna call
>GA-RY!

>Call Gary!

raped bitch, the

>>149800256
Calgary is CGY

>>149800276
more like GAY

>>149800256
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

>calgary
>shit
retard

>>calgary
>>shit
Yes

>>149800285
rude
>>149800332
dimeless gimmick

conroy's big brain calculated that playoffs were worth missing to pick up the missing piece of the puzzle in cole reschny
he will totally not miss the mark and develop into yet another 3rd for a franchise that has never had a franchise centremen

this is you this is what you look like

Tier 1

1. M. Schaefer
2. Misa
3. Demidov
4. Parekh
5. Buium
6. Dickingson
7. Leshunov

Tier 2

8. Hagens
9. Martone
10. Catton
11. Desnoyers
12. Frondell
13. Perreault
14. Sennecke
15. Leonard

Top prospects according to the athletic

>calgary
>shit
more like /dynastybound/

>>149800441
Parekh was the biggest draft steal of all time

typical of calgary to put their faith in a brown guy

>>149800445
true
>>149800453
true

he has to post photos from the past glory days since the current time frame is too grim

the flames will win a cup in the next 5 years and no canadian team will make the finals for the next 24 after that

>>149798819
This photo was from last week

He has elite potential

>>149800521
Chelsea Green took it at the stampede

>>149800521
this was debunked

One day until the schedule gets released

One day until I ask

>>149800539
personally I hope the schedule is littered with 5pm and 11pm puck drops

>>149800516
*turns off the PS3*

>>149800547
and lots of weeknight games but I think that was a given

Imagine what Dustin wolf would do if he won the cup

Dustin Wolf (but on a good team and not the flames)

>>149800550
this was debunked

>>149800560
I don't know Dustin Wolf personally but he seems like the kind of guy that skips around locker room

Flames now have 1goalie with wolf 1dman with Zayne now they just need a 1c and they’re cup contenders

Why do flames make cantskates seethe so much

>>149800524
to make $18 at tim hortons

>>149800547
Thank you Gary

you just know that in the not too distant future as gary grow more and more desperate to grow the game™, live nhl broadcasts will just have two blacks mumble rapping the commentary over a beat produced by some jews, while a woman occasionally opines on a sport shes never played.

my sharks just hit lvl 38 range in runescape

>>149800587
He’s half south korean

>>149800568
Oh wait
*turns off the PS4*
Oh it’s a shame Calgary missed the playoffs again. If only they had a guy they didn’t scorn that was drafted…

>>149800592
this'll only happen if east coast get to play

>>149799409
guten morgen, Waffles

I’m glad this place is always discussing the flames theyre my team.

>rapey
and for this reason, I'm out

>>149800658
They're just so topical

>>149800635
>>149800653
>>149800669
Nigger

>>149800610
what is the other half?

In the not-too-distant future --
Next Tuesday, A.D. --
There was a guy named Gare,
Not too different than you or me.
He worked in a professional hockey league,
Just growing the game without intrigue;
He did his job well with a cheerful face,
But fans didn't like him
So they shot him into space.

We'll send him shitty games,
The worst ever played.
Gare says when you got shit teams,
You make your own jen.
Now keep in mind he can't control
When the periods begin or end,
Because he used the extra parts
To make his hoc friends.

Letter Boxed in 2!

>>149800653
goot morg

>>149800751
a fine representation of calgary's demographics then

>>149800754
don't reply to him he's been raped and is handicapped

>>149800775
Diversity is based

>>149800735
north korean

TRADE THIS PAREKH MUT NOW

NO TORONTO SCUM ON THE TEAM

>>149800806
kek that IS him too

>>149800570
>yankee opines about hockey
go die from diabetes already kid leave the hockey discussion to people with the brains to understand it

>>149800856
Le fat americans

nothing makes me want to find out how much the chala costs than friedman using CAL

Takagi?

bud1
mitch1
trb lost

we don't call those that

tbg won

any news today?

>>149801067
Yep

>>149801067
The queers are still queering off.

>>149801075
thoughts on giving bud his 1?

>>149801075
raped bitch

trb never shares his thoughts because he has none kwab

>>149801101
he's probably one of those psychos without an inner monologue

>>149801107
just like his hero sean higgins

kek gofundme just took down trb's fundraiser for sean higgins

>>149801153
kwadrb (kek what a defunded raped bitch)

>>149801153
true what he said about higgins is unforgivable

ever since the events of 04/17/2022 trb has had a burning hatred for all wops. it's just one of many reasons he so proudly endorses higgins' actions

>>149800852
kek truthNUKE

>>149801153
literally 1984

We don't call our friends raped

>>149801378
They're not my friends

>>149801378
good thing he's not our friend

wtf

>>149801382
they were absolutely hammered

>>149801382
Oh so cracking open a couple of six packs and riding your bicycle is illegal now?

>>149801400
>>149801405
given their size they must have had at least 2 beers each

>>149801404
flames hockey doesn't forgive and doesn't forget... tick tock bennett and tkachuk

>>149801417
kek

>>149801405
My AD in high school had a DUI because he was hammered on his bike and a cop "pulled" him over for it kwab

Is Johnny's career over?

>>149801445
It's unlikely he'll ever skate again

>>149801405
According to TRB, yes. And your car should be the judge, jury, and executioner

the gimmick in the other guys with eva mendes being hot as fuck and will ferrell calling her ugly all the time is funny

Gimmicks are for children

>rags

I post from the future

>rags

I post from the past

>>149801483
nah gimmicks are based

>>149801503
on what?

>>149801523
What?

>>149801535
chicken butt

works every time lol

>>149801546
humor for retards

>>149801382
based if true

reminder, they're is literally nothing wrong with being a retard

based and retard-pilled

Chicken Butt? What the fuck does that even mean?

>>149801614
>>149801557
>based

>>149801620
Guess why

>>149801573
Eugenicists agree. They kill you without judging you.

>>149801630
I don't know, tell me

Do zoomers really not know
whats up?
chicken butt

Next thing you'll tell me is that they don't know the game.
I lost the game btw

>>149801382
Kek

Governor Stephen R. Bud

>>149801684
Chicken thigh

the next op should be firmly against sean higgins so trb knows he's not welcome here

Do you think Yumatard killed himself when the Coyotes left?

>>149801922
Hopefully

you gonna tell me zoomers outside Quebec don't know chapeaux pointu moustache? you at least say safety when you fart right?

Any good posts in this thread?

>>149801951
No

>>149801941
My friends do and it’s cringe

>>149801973
ya you seem like someone who is offended if someone farts

>>149801985
My friends punch me if I don’t say safety if before I rip ass

>>149802009
>before
The game is who says safety or doorknob first after you rip ass

>>149802027
Whatever

*rips a fat fart and blocks the door from the outside*

we also had to say ajax if we were touched by a dirty kid

My stupid brother bought a house with only door handles.

CONROY FUCKING DO SOMETHING I DONT WANT TO READ THESE RETARDS TALK ABOUT FARTS OR CHICKEN ANATOMY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK TRADE FOR A PENGUIN TRADE FOR KARLSON FUCK YOU CONROY

Where is it cuck

I miss the days where you could walk up with a sack of doorhandles thrown over your shoulder and buy any house on the block

>>149802069
>actually wanting karlsshit
fake flameschad

>>149802074
Guess what?

NEW
>>149802079
>>149802079
>>149802079