Thread 149795177

My Steelers :)

What will it take for you to apologize?

>>149795184
based

Brock Purdy's nuts are the balls for me!

F

>>149794990
He's legitimately talented and his game looked really mature for a true freshman last season. He kinda seems a bit too nonchalant sometimes but he's already great a throwing with touch and anticipation plus he has a great arm.

Do your part and report the shortfuck kiwicuck.

The Chiefs will be back and will have their vengeance.

>>149795228
>letting that corny nigger squirts get carried to a ring

>>149795224
For what? He's the only one that talks about ball

>>149795228
They going to rawdog buttrape everyone. Leaving very very sore anuses to each

Oof

>>149795336
That's not Te-Rance FerBussin

Ohhhh
Squirts, Squirts,
Eagles like Squirts.
Squirts Squirts Squirts,
in their face
all season long
(guitar solo)

>>149795357
>But surely they'll win the West this year
Fools

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>>149795382
Cackles at the 49ers!

>>149795382
>>149795414
The Jets and Raiders are going to be good this year too lol.

>>149795409
Many are saying this

>>149795224
Melty?

>>149795382
>>149795414
o i am laffin

>>149795177 (OP)
happy this fraud got his bag, 49ers are so fucked for the next decade

>>149795538
He takes up like 17 percent of the cap for the next 5 years. He honestly could've gotten more.

>>149795584
Preseason starts soon.

>>149795409
Bussy? Coach Primate? Bussy? Coach Primate?
Bussy? Coach Primate? Bussy? Coach Primate?
Bussy? Coach Primate? Bussy? Coach Primate?
Bussy? Coach Primate? Bussy? Coach Primate?

The clock is about to stroke midnight in Philadelphia where the man to become infamous for kidnapping, buttraping and molesting Jalen Hurts is busy furiously stroking his meat to Jalen's cute face

Bills 5 Stages of Grief
>1. Denial 0-1
Chiefs got lucky!
>2. Bargaining 0-2
Diggs knows the system, next time it will be different!
>3. Anger 0-3
13 seconds is too much time, should've squib kicked!
>4. Depression 0-4
Why didn't the ref gives us that down. Fuck!
>5. Acceptance 0-5
We can't beat the Chiefs, let's fire the HC and rebuild.

0-4

This is the year Trevor emergesfa as the lovable hunky face of the NFL, whose game becomes a cross between Andrew Luck and Peyton Manning, but a sure fire first ballot HOFer. When it's all said and done North Florida will view him as greater than Dan Marino in the best Florida franchise QB in Florida history debate

>>149795675
He'd be fun to have buttsecs with

>>149795228
The Chiefs are done. This is the Chargers' division now

>>149795382
>Kyler Murray

>>149795715
Sticks my cock up your butt

>>149795700
>>149795735
Caleb?

It's the middle of the night
dark
Can't see
The football
The team
Lifting the Lombardi
Who is that?
It's dark
It's the middle of the night
The night before Tues
In the legendary July of 2025

YEAHHHH HERE WE GO

Tom Brady, I bow to thee.

>>149795177 (OP)
Broncos will go to the super bowl this year. Lots of star players like Surtain, Bonito, Zach Allen, Meinerz, Bolles. Bo Nix is going to improve and the roster has no weaknesses. Bet money on this.

Bradys Ball Lickers is now in sessions
Everyone kneel and lick your dildo's balls like it's Tom

>>149795763
Thanks, that helps me feel less nervous
I put down $7,000 on them because my friend was telling me the same thing and he's always right the rare time he says to put money on something.

>>149795770
Don't listen to this guy, I suspect he's not a true Brady fan.

>>149795763
>that name

Fucking kek. also Zach Allen is a beast only cazzies are still sleeping on him

Mahomes brady
Mahomes brady Brady Mahomes Brady Brady Brady

>he was a legion of boom merchant the whole time

what are some other cases of this?

Penis time, time with Tom
Penis time, time with Tom
Tom Brady's penis in my mouth
In my mouth
Tom Brady's penis in my mouth
In my mouth
Tom Brady's balls
On my chin
Slap slap slap
Slap slap slap
Slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap
Mmmm Tom
Penis time, time with Tom
And yummy Tom milk
Licks my lips

>>149795690
You dumb as fuck dude is a bust

Just got an air fryer, what should I cook up

>>149795840
Yeah he's pretty great isn't he?

>>149795853
Soup

>>149795853
The air fryer makes phenomenal fries

>>149795763
*ring ring*
*ring ring*

Mahomes, Hurts, Wilson, Stafford, and Rodgers. The only QBs in the league with rings and they're all black

>>149795986
Hurts and Wilson are white though?

>>149796017
incorrect. zach wilson is white

>>149795986
Forgetting someone?

>>149795763
broncos commies

>>149796131
My Commies will dust them on MNF and again in the Owl

>>149795986
There are only 6-7 white QBs in each conference

I which it was called the NFA instead of the NFL

Can't stop farting bros

>>149796109
Unironically a reason why I like the Rams this season. Even if Stafford were to miss time, Jimmy G is the second best back up in the league behind Kirk Cousins

Brady to start his career
>drafted by a team that was 8-8 and went 5-11 with Brady on the bench
>defensive head coach
>WR1 was a 30 year old who had one season above 610 yards prior to Brady
>WR2 was a returner who was just released by the browns with 1000 yards and four TDs total in the 4 years prior to Brady
>RB1 was a free agent signing who had just lost his job to a rookie the year prior
>TE1 was a UDFA that had 200 total receiving yards prior to Brady

Mahomes to start his career
>drafted by a team that was 12-4 and went 10-6 with Mahomes on the bench
>offensive head coach
>WR1 was a 2x Pro Bowl, 1x All-Pro that just had a 1200 yard, 7 TD season
>WR2 was a 4th overall pick free agent with 3000 yards and 25 TDs total in the 4 years prior to Mahomes
>RB1 was entering year 2 after leading the league in yards with 1327 yards and 8 TDs as a rookie
>TE1 was a 3x Pro Bowl, 2x All-Pro with 3900 yards and 22 TDs total in the four years prior to Mahomes including two consecutive 1000 yard seasons (just the 8th TE in NFL history to do so)

>>149796224
You better hope Jimmy doesn't have to actually play because his pussy ass will get hurt after one fucking game and once he's banged up he just checks out mentally and will refuse to play until he's fully healed, which coincidentally will be sometime in the offseason. If this faggot so much as rolls his ankle he'll take six months off. Good luck with that

>>149795986
>>149796017
Why is this endlessly funny to people on here?

I've finally exhausted all my ball talk from the last season. Posting the same webms and talking points no longer excites me. I need football back right fucking now

>>149796646
Have you considered talking about who's better, Brady or Mahomes?

What killed the hype?

>>149797025
there was never any hype in the first place

>Praying for the Lord to deliver me from pick sixes
Please tell me he starts at the Giants so we get to hear him say the funniest lines ever post-game

>>149797303
>le funny two-time sexual assaulter and crab legs thief
Jameis is the luckiest player ever. Scumbag person and horrible QB, but somewhat beloved.

>>149797373
>two-time sexual assaulter
the fuck? was that during his college days or what

>>149795538
>>149795548
Super team friendly deal and he's not even that much behind Stafford. Fuck the Rams and the two forgettable bird tea.s

>>149797373
>>149797384
It's not sexual assault it's part of their culture you filthy bigots.

>>149797384
One during college and one during pros.
College was a rape charge and his DNA matched and the girl had bruising on her vaginal area. But something shady happened with the cop in charge of it IIRC he was a Florida State booster club member.
NFL one he groped an Uber driver without her consent.

>>149798146
Is there a sex assault tribe out there? There are still a good bit of naked tribes in the world, so that's something to fantasy about

>>149795213
Buncha faggots at Fox to do this to our girl.

>>149798414
Oh nono...

Big, fat, oiled up Joy Taylor titties

>>149795213
nice boobies

>>149798414
>Saints are in the top 10
based

>>149799174
>>149799353
Joy is unironically MVP and it's a shame the failing Fox network dropped such a talent.

>>149799141
I noticed that you have a thing for Latina and brown women in general, so do I.

>>149799393
I married a Latina and my biggest victory was converting her into being an NFL fan.

>>149799413
How many times have you butt raped her?

>>149799391
joy is nasty and retarded and you have no standards

>>149799483
Never.
>>149799492
/nfl/ is an inclusive board, so even faggot opinions are welcome.

>>149799503
>faggot opinions are welcome
like tripcodes

>>149799513
Inclusivity matters, anon.

Is it okay to critique a QBs throwing motion when they are throwing off a boat to a jet ski with a lot of elevation drop?

>>149799611
McLaren? More like Mercury...heh (like the car companies).

>>149799174
she needs to do an onlyfans now

>>149799646
Yeah.

POV: you're going through pre game warmups and hear a chanting sound

>>149800009
he's got Enya on repeat

>>149800009
Imagine walking into your meditation class in monk school and you see a dude wearing those big ass headphones
>I wear them to block out the noise. My ear drums are sensitive haha
BUST!

>>149799774
she has her stupid ass podcast but I really don't know where she will go. Zero chance she goes to Barstool since they're not based in LA or New York anymore

>>149800128
you can't keep an ambitious hoe down

>>149800009
>slip my kicker 10 bucks to kick football at his head by accident

learn what POV means you fuck

>>149800218
I used it correctly. Are you retarded?
>flag
Checks out

>>149799503
Virgin islands long time resident here
Remember I was talking about some people doing shit with kids on my island
And certain supporters were saying I was lying
You think they understand it was boys and girls eppy and taco were fucking yet?
It's gotta be weird supporting a child rapist for lulz for almost a decade

>>149795213
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY

I mean some of you supported the American Jimmy savike to the presidency for over a decade
Even with all the warnings
You put a pedophile there and ignored us
T. Virgin Islandsd

Don't pretend we haven't been telling you for over a decade. You supported a man who raped children where I live for 17 years with eppy
You are actual evil
No joke. No trolling. You are evil. There will be no true list ever made public
T.virgin islands long time resident who saw stuff at resorts and bars while working

Dolphins:

Pro Football Network’s Mark Stolte believes McDaniel will be fired, Tagovailoa will be let go, and the team will look to draft a new quarterback in 2026.
>If the Miami Dolphins have another losing season, it’s time to say goodbye to Tua Tagovailoa. The Mike McDaniel experiment is also very likely over, and with that, the Dolphins’ new head coach gets to bring in his choice at quarterback.

CBS:
"We already listed McDaniel as a head coach with one of the hottest seats in the NFL entering 2025, and the road to save his job just got even more difficult,” CBS Sports’ Tyler Sullivan wrote.

"On Monday, Jalen Ramsey was traded to the Steelers. The move was reportedly tied to personal tension between Ramsey and McDaniel."

"With the Dolphins trading both Jonnu Smith and Ramsey, McDaniel emerges as the biggest loser of the offseason, as these moves make it significantly harder for him to keep his job beyond 2025."

>>149800382
imagine if mcdaniel ends up at cleveland

>>149800382
are they even thinking about firing chris grier, or are they just going to get on the hc/qb carousel and pretend like the next pairing will work in spite of how shit their front office is?

>>149800382
>Mark Stolte
>Tyler Sullivan

Yea nobody has ever heard of either of these fags so this is a nothing story. Jalen Ramsey has been a malcontent since his 3rd year in the NFL. Look at the bullshit he pulled to get traded by the Jags faking a back injury. He's a disrespectful selfish nigger

>>149796646
you timed it wrong, i just came back since the superb owl

>>149800396
Imagine if McDaniels and Tua end up in Cleveland.

>>149800403
You've got yourself a paradox there where the front office needs to realize it's shit but if they were truly shit it would be impossible to recognize themselves as such.

I don’t know ball

>>149800271
Dude couldn't even buy the Bills and picked the Chiefs over the iggles. Dropping Ls left and right tbqh

>>149800496
L O N D O N

It's funny how much Thielen clearly wishes he could be a Viking again now that Kirk is gone

>>149800542
I was with trump since the escalator ride but the sb prediction was too much, we need to change the nuclear codes

>>149800542
Lmfao didn't this dude hire hits to kill the kids he raped right before they became witnesses?

>>149800618
Sometimes

>>149800148
He would just deflect it with the power of his mind

>>149800618
And yet he's really confident, like the Bills are about their season.

>>149800629
Better done than perfect

>>149800382
They're gonna take Chris Shula from the Dolphins, you can see it from a mile away.

>>149800618
Don't knock it til you try it bud

>>149800642
He probably never fucked them via Epstein, just replied to doting fans and hooked up with them at bars like that one kid he killed

>>149800618
Reminder that he was proven innocent and you fell for femoid lies

52 days for the season to start

>>149800707
he appreciated the chase of cunny, likes to wine and dine them

>>149800598
The body language says it all

>>149800713
Yea "proven" after like 4 witnesses that claimed he raped them died mysteriously / via "suicide"

>>149800656
*Rams

he fleeced their asses

>>149800737
>have consensual sex
>years later, realize you can get money if you sue
>say it was actually rape
I cannot believe you still fall for this stuff

>>149800781
RESET THE MARKET

Two weeks til football is played again

>>149800845
im not gonna make it bros...

24 million a year for a guard

>>149800707
>Epstein
OMG ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THAT

24 million for a lifetime supply of pounding this bussy

>>149800938
This but Temujin’s latina pussy instead.

>>149800732
>3,010,880,699,847.36 Indonesian rupiah for a shitty WR coach

Why do the two LA teams basically have the same color scheme?

>>149800781
Good on him getting paid.

>>149800781
kwab

>>149800999
Sunny blue skies in LA deserve yellow and blue color schemes

>>149800999
Both teams moved recently

Now that the dust has settled, why did the chiefs faceplant so hard in the superbowl? they dominated all their opposition in 2024. Eagles were a great team sure but it shouldn't had ended that bad for them.

It literally makes no sense.

>>149801068
>they dominated all their opposition in 2024
Roflmao

>30 out of the 32 drafted in the 2nd round have not signed yet

Well what the fuck are they waiting for?

>>149801068
don't worry you'll get an autist in here in a few minutes to drop a couple of paragraphs on you that he's been copy/pasting all season

>>149801106
Fully Guaranteed contracts

>>149801106
browns fucked everybody again, gave their 2nd round pick a fully guaranteed deal, so now the rest of the class wants one

>>149801021
absolute domination

>>149801068
>dominated all their opposition
Anon, they only won 4 games by more than one score (5 including the playoffs).

>>149801050
>>149801061
If you're the Chargers and the whole league already sees you as the Rams' little brother and the red headed step child of LA wouldn't it serve you well to try and differentiate yourselves from the Rams as much as possible

>>149801096
did they not? chiefs defense played lights out in the reg season and mahomes was having a great year. I understand why the offense struggled but their defense performing THAT bad was shocking.

>>149801068
they lost the mandate of heaven

>>149801132
The Chargers should be moved to OKC. They keep all their branding but change the name to the Lightning.

>>149801021
meanwhile the guards on the other OLine in that game

>>149801142
why not virginia? its got zero pro teams and it would round out a dmv rivalry with the ravens and commies

>>149795196
proper documentation

>>149801147
Mekhi Becton really turned his career around

>>149801110
This.
>Muh LT
>Muh missing our WR1,WR2, etc

That only proves that they were carried by their defense and the refs, however the refs didn't do enough to bail them out this time.

>>149801068
Their record was impressive but they didn't "dominate" the whole season. If you go back and watch them play the Ravens, Bengals, Broncos etc you'll see how close they were playing teams week in week out. 15-2 looks nice on paper but when you're barely squeaking by all time time and relying on 4th quarter heroics eventually you'll get exposed. Chiefs have been impressive the last 7 or so years but when your Quarterback isn't as good as Baker Mayfield there's nothing you can do

>>149801123
>browns fucked everybody again, gave their 2nd round pick a fully guaranteed deal, so now the rest of the class wants one
Lol the guy who just got arrested for domestic violence?

>>149801147
NO ONE FUCKING CAAAARRRRREEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

IT WAS LAST SEASON
FUCKING MONTHS AGO
YOU (REALLY JUST YOUR TEAM BECAUSE ALL YOU DID WAS SIT ON YOUR ASS INHALING FAT AND SUGAR THE ENTIRE TIME) BEAT A HOBBLED CHIEFS TEAM THAT MEMED THEIR WAY TO A SUPERBOWL APPEARANCE

THIS ALL HAPPENED MONTHS AGO
WE
D O N O T
FUCKING CARE ANYMORE
GOD THIS IS WHY I CAN'T STAND EAGLES FANS
MOST INSUFFERABLE UPPITY CUNTS YOU'LL EVER FIND IN SPORTS
I'D TELL YOU TO GET A REAL FUCKING LIFE BUT HELL THERE ISN'T SHIT TO DO IN PHILLY EXCEPT DO DRUGS AND GET SHOT

>>149801181
it's like poetry

>>149801133
They barely won most of there games with many of them coming off the literal last play of the game and some legendary blunders like the raiders fumbling a snap in fg range with 20 seconds left or the Broncos taking a dive on the game winning fg. And this was with all the customary chief refball. They were literally dragged to the owl so they could be literally holocausted for the next era of the nfl cause no one liked this mahomes dynasty.

>Chiefs fans want you to believe mahomos gonna rip through the league with 3 undersized jags at wr and an ancient lelce

Theyre getting absolutely kwabbed this year

>>149801181
na Judkins is unsigned right now it's only Carson Schwesinger and Jayden Higgins of the 2nd rounders to sign a contract

Can you really be a top level QB without having any sense of throwing the ball with bussy anticipation?

>>149801203
I’m predicting an 0-2 start. I think we’ll still see Mahomes meme magic in the playoffs, but no SB appearance this year.

>>149801197
stfu, autist. You’re shorter than the kiwicuck.

>>149801223
They won't make the playoffs. Denver and SD will have better records

>>149799391
Fox is failing because it keeps making shows featuring diversity hires who all either boring retards with nothing to say who just do the ghetto thing of repeating one or two words loudly, or the ones whose moment breath is a painfully fake affectation. LeSean McCoy is intolerable. Keyshawn Johnson is not interesting.

If I wanted to watch three retarded black guys and some producer's fuccgirl then I might as well just watch EPSN

>>149800795
You can't have consensual sec with a 15 year old anon

>>149801225
And my cock is the biggest of anyone here. Need proof? Ask your mom. She let us run a train on her last night. I passed on her offer though, even when she begged. That beaten up clap trap isn't up to my standards.

>>149801235
as the resident keyshawn hater i don't know how he keeps getting work

>>149801123
The Browns keep fucking up how contracts work

>>149801258
>this insecure about being 5’7’’
kek what a short nigger bitch

>>149801197
>GOD THIS IS WHY I CAN'T STAND EAGLES FANS
>MOST INSUFFERABLE UPPITY CUNTS YOU'LL EVER FIND IN SPORTS
This. Eagles fans are the least deserving fans in the entire league. They can go 50 years without sniffing the playoffs and it still wouldn't be enough.

>>149801123
looks like we'll be getting more union collusion lol

>>149801289
Trip on, cucme.

>>149801235
It should be clear to them with the ratings that Colin and FTF get that those are the types of shows people want. At the same time, they shouldn’t Easter them down with inferior versions. They don’t need 5 talk shows. Make a morning one and then have some highlight/recap shows in between them. Have in depth statistical shows on in the evening in non-prime time slots.

>>149801290
Geez. He’s been average for a season and a half. Definitely hasn’t earned top cb in the league money for some time

30 million a year for a corner is good business

30 million a year for this bussy is good business

>>149801276
I'm 5'8 and 1/2.

>>149801307
it's pretty hard to tell how valuable a player is on the jets, they have to fight despair and the stadium curse. also lags in db numbers happen when teams start avoiding them

>>149801290
Jets giving out BANK right now gat damn

>>149801321
>still short
>still autistic
>still a niglet
height mogged by JFFM lol lmao even

>>149801340
>height mogged by JFFM
Many such cases

>>149801197
Grimm is this your new trip or what

>>149801229
I’m willing to entertain a reality where they go as a wild card. With 7 seeds it is very easy for even average teams to make the offs. I just can’t see a team that has gone to 7 straight afccg suddenly missing entirely without major injuries or a supernatural funk.

>>149801068
The refball became so blatant even the normies were discussing it and as much as the league really wanted that threpeat they read the room and realized that everyone who wasn't a Chiefs fan overtly despised this team and that there was no point in shilling them to another dubious owl win just for everyone to spend all offseason talking about how crooked the refs were.

Even the Taylor Swift thing backfired, they thought it would make the Cheifs more likeable but instead people just started booing her whenever she popped up. The mass hatred was so intense they couldn't ignore it any longer and let Mahomes get lit up as a sort of an olive branch to all the fans they'd started to push away.

Seriously, how else do you explain the qb who gets slurped by officials every fucking game for two years suddenly being allowed to be hit with impunity in the biggest game of the year? They pulled the rug out from under the Chiefs and I doubt they warned them first. Not complaining btw, that shit was fucking hilarious and I hope that's how it is going forward. I wish they'd done it two years ago

>>149801229
Waste of a spot if Herbert the Pervert gets it.

>>149801290
I now remember this guy

>>149801197
Fuck off unty

>>149801223
>Mahomes magic
Pure pottery

>>149801157
>>149801142
>>149801132
They should move to San Diego and never leave again

Thinkin bout them birds again

>Trey Smith Becomes Highest-Paid Guard in NFL History
If multiple players on your team reset the market it means your GM is shit at his job. Belichick would never.

>>149801197
ugh its back, everything was so nice with it gone

>>149801472
Belishart would rather spend it all on hookers

>>149795709
Based Bolt Senpai!

per pa per pa per CHARGE!

>>149801472
It's not that simple desu. If you have even the smallest understanding of game theory, it makes some sense.

>>149801462
Look at this guy go. Remember everyone memeing him in the first owl for being a patriot? Now he can go into next season being the most smug wop imaginable and it’s all earned.

>>149801493
i don't know game

>>149801403
Harbaugh resurrected based Smeth after it looked like his career was going to bust

He somehow made an owl with Kaepernick, which is like getting an illiterate retard admitted into Harvard

He won a natty at Michigan, who were the Dallas cowboys of college football (aka considered themselves an elite franchise but hadn't actually won shit for a quarter century).

If you don't think he can get results with the Chargers you haven't been paying attention. They shock the league this year

>>149801480
I'd rather my GM trade players who asked for too much and spend the extra money on sex trafficked girls at massage parlors rather than destroy the team's salary cap.

>>149801462
That reporter who asked Sirianni what he actually did because he didn't call plays is the ultimate KWAB disrespectful faggot. Great head coach

>>149801480
Didn't he break up with Jordon?

>>149801493
They reset the market for QB, center, guard, etc...the GM needs to learn how to negotiate or better trade them away when they are at peak market value like Belichick used to do.

>>149801526
>implying Mahomes and Creed Humphrey didn't deserve the bag they got

cmon son you're reaching. Belichick also gave out his fair share of retarded contracts. Adalius Thomas being the most glaring example

>muh reset the market
Doesn't mean shit. Number always goes up, all that matters from the team/GM perspective is getting it done early.

Too many stupid people posting right now

>>149801340
Life is about making the most of the hand you're dealt.

Yeah, I'm a little short. I'm slightly below average in height, but you know what that means? It means I put on muscle easier than you lanklets. You wouldn't know a thing about that though since you've never set foot in a gym in your pathetic excuse of a life. Know what else being a little short means? It means I get to live longer. Get fucked.

And yeah, I'm autistic. So what? You think that's bad? Maybe for some people it is, but I leveraged my autism to land a software engineering job making well over 200k before even turning 30. AND I got a cute korean girlfriend who finds my autism endearing. She is enamored by the strength of my convictions and passions and loves to let me ramble about shit to her.

And yeah, I'm black too. Oh, you think that's a bad thing? Being naturally athletic is a bad thing? Showing little/no signs of age is a bad thing? Being adept with music is a bad thing? LMAO.

Listen here you little shit. I won the genetic fucking lottery. I'm black, with all the pros that come with it, with the added benefit of being autistic and being able to leverage the intelligence boost from that.

Don't you ever in your life try to look down on me.

How bout dem San Diego Super Chargers of Los Angeles?

Justin Simmons and Von Miller to Philadelphia when?

>>149801570
swiggity swooty bitch

>>149801565
>27 minutes to write all that out
Ahahahaha

>>149801565
fuck off unty

>>149801565
I thought you weren't autistic anymore

>>149801565
Honestly based buccme. I'm happy you moved on from Alison finally

@cuckme
stop writing books nigger bitch

>get drafted by the bungles
>go back to college
lmao

>>149801577
>this retard thinks that replying to him is my utmost priority
Boy you are akin to an ant scurrying around a sewer amidst the list of things I've going on right now. Just be thankful I replied to your stupid ass at all because, in case you didn't notice, 90% of the people who've replied to me never received any sort of response/acknowledgement (and you won't ever because it is intentional).

>>149801595
It's just a negotiating tactic. He's going to sign with the Bengals eventually. Nobody would be dumb enough to actually do this

>>149801570
GAYLEB IM COMING FOR YOUR BUSSY

>>149801595
I thought you couldn't go back to college once you declare for the NFL and be drafted?

im so ready for some football

Ready for this bussy

>>149801608
>4 minutes now
dance for me, boy

>>149801608
fuck off unty

>>149801621
Do people watch NFL in Japan?

>bucme is back
based, I missed this

>>149801645
That’s Lance Corporal Hernandez you’re conversing with

>>149801554
This and drafting great players like Howie has done. He's also great in the draft. Many teams will fixate on a player they like and reach for him. Also, when a team is on the clock and they don't know what to do, Howie is always on the line in case they want to trade their pick. He has a great drafting strategy.

>>149801647
Trip on, cucme.

>>149801565
Good for you man. But you don't come off as being happy.

>>149801647
I've been on /sp/ since 2010 but only been on this general for the last couple years. Who's this Bucme fella?

>>149801710
he right tho

>>149801715
You've never had primo pussy thats on fire

>>149801715
have sex

I thought Angelinos love the Chargers?

>>149801710
gayest shit i've read in the thread yet

>>149801727
And you've never had a girl suck your soul out before. NOT ONLY is a blowjob a more rich and tailored experience where the woman can do so much more to heighten the man's pleasure, but the fact that it's an act of service where the woman's only source of pleasure/reward is from knowing she's getting her man off makes it 100000% hotter.

>>149801766
I agree with the sentiment but saying pussy is "boring" is unequivocally false

If I controlled the league I would ban players from resting on week 17.

Or I would add a free draft pick for the winner of those games to incentivize them into playing it.

>>149801788
>saying pussy is "boring" is unequivocally false
True. On that I will concede. I made that post before meeting my current girlfriend.

>>149801613
You mean on MNF, right?

>>149801809
>NOOOOO IN REAL LIFE

>>149801710
>>149801766
Mouth has more bacteria.

>current girlfriend
Is that what you're calling the innocent woman you stalked on a dark street for no reason other than to imagine the fear she felt knowing you were behind her, you fucking creep psycho?

/nfl/ can only handle 3 tripfags at once. Any more than that and it becomes a discord channel. The kiwi's flag makes him a spiritual tripfag

>>149801860
Maybe if you can't stop jamming dicks in it. Get some listerine retards

>>149795224
based

>>149795518
make any friends in the last 24 hours or are you still here every second of every day?

>>149801806
You don’t have a girlfriend you tiny little bitch.

are we all sleeping on CJ Stroud? Texan fans don't exists online so there's nobody to defend their qb, but didn't they have a lot of injuries on offense?

>>149801940
he crumbles under pressure and their shit oline got worse so no

>>149801923
Write me another essay I promise I'll read this one :^)

>>149801940
Their O-line was historically bad. They replaced them all with RNG so we'll see. I guess it probably can't be worse.

>>149801934
This.

>>149801891
>The kiwi's flag makes him a spiritual tripfag
Kiwicuck is JFFM. He doesn’t use his tripcode when the mods spank him.

>>149801794
Retard

>>149801949
>>149801956
>their shit oline got worse
i think if he got a better O-line he would be putting up mvp numbers

>>149801940
Nope he's a top 10 QB easily I have him 7th. He actually did well with the O line injuries it was more the WR injuries that sunk their offence. Once Tank Dell went down they were 100% reliant on Nico Collins and Dalton Schultz

>>149801978
> it was more the WR injuries that sunk their offence
Kiwi has nuance when discussing CJ but not Mahomes. Why?

>>149801990
Mahomes beats Lamar.

>>149801934
Nah, I do.

There's something you all don't seem to understand. Your insults? Your shitposts? All your shit about calling me short, autistic, a nigger, and a stalker (which isn't even accurate since I never stalked Alison)? They don't hurt me. They make me stronger. Over the years I've weaponized your little wise-cracks and tailored from them a super suit. It's kind of like that scene at the end of 8 mile where Eminem goes on stage and says he already knows everything Anthony Mackie is going to say against him, or how Saiyans in Dragon Ball grow exponentially stronger the more damage they take in battle.

Did you really think you could just call me an autistic short nigger for years and I wouldn't grow stronger from it? You really uh ought the same boring insults could tame this buck and break this bull?

Funny. You lot aren't half as smart as you like to think you are.

had to do it to em

>>149801990
I can discuss any player with nuance I simply choose not to with Mahomes because it's funny. Same with Kyler Murray, Tua, Danny dogshit etc. Some players it's just funny to dunk on/shitpost about because people get upset and piss their pants. Besides if you think I don't actually know ball and I'm just a retarded kiwi why do you care?

>>149802035
>still seething and blatantly insecure
Sure, big guy.

>DOOD, you need to pay BOTH of my receivers
Why would Joe Burrow want this? They already missed the playoffs with both of them, they need a more balanced team.

>>149802035
You could debunk all of his insults by posting your hands which would tell everyone your height, dick size, and color but you don't do it.

>>149802070
It’d ruin his LARP.

>>149802061
>have one of the best offenses for years
>have the money to keep it together
>have one of the worst defenses despite paying top dollar for it
pretty easy choice to me

>>149802051
I'm not angry, though. That post was meant to be a piece of advice. It's too late to for you to take back the things you've done and said to me, but someone else will surely come along, and when they do, I'd recommend an approach that isn't just relentless mockery and shitposts. That is, assuming you don't want to embolden the very thing you're trying to destroy. Your shitposts didn't break me abs they won't break your next target either.

>>149802061
The Chase+Higgins extensions don't stop the Bengals from paying Hendrickson and giving Stewart a fair contract. The retarded cheap ass ownership doesn't actually care about winning

>>149802097
>still insecure anyway
kek

>>149802061
>two of the 5 best players on the team are making 8% of the cap each
It's really not that bad, there's no reason to think it's impossible to compete while paying them this amount. The roster is built poorly but that's entirely unrelated.

*shrugs*

>>149802136
I accept your concession

Danny Parkins getting cooked on First Things First

accept this bussy

>>149802129
yeah, the roster is built poorly because they spent free agent money on shit talent and haven't drafted a starting quality defender in years

>>149802061
If Bengals luck out on the draft and build a great defense they would have a super team.

Imagine being a cowboys fan

>>149802153
>If

>>149802155
Season opener is going to be a slaughter.

>>149802167
>This is the man who retired Tom Brady

>>149802191
dak prescott and father time look nothing alike

>>149802153
The chances of that happening when they spend 1st round draft picks on guys with 4.5 sacks in college is pretty low

>>149802199
>Outdueled by a man named Rayne Dakota
KWAB

>>149802191
i remember that booty blast

>>149802036
lol what's up with junior seau

>>149795213
>>149795754
>>149799413
>>149800721
>>149801124
Built for hung BBC (Big Bronco Cock)

>>149795177 (OP)
Remember Michael Turner?

>>149802191
i'm still convinced it was this game that made brady consider retirement. chiefs o line was fixed after the superbowl thrashing and he knew they were coming for revenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_dC5QwLclc

MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD

H I M
I
M

1-8 vs teams above .500

>>149802184
Dang maybe the Texans should have invested in oline then instead of literally making it worse in free agency then praying the Vikings wouldn't take an offensive linemen 1 pick before them rather than trade up for Donovan Jackson

>>149802057
Watched this Super Bowl with all neutral people with the exception of one Seahawks fan. The funnest bullying I’ve ever been a part of.

>>149802243
>>149802259
o-line babby
screen pass babby
defense babby

>>149802299
Throws Pix
Sux Dix
Mind O’Brix

Every hotel room got the Bo Nix chair.

>>149802155
Jesus their roster has almost no talent on it. Wtf cowsisters

I'm still convinced the Chiefs are a bad matchup for the Eagles despite what we saw in the Superbowl. Eagles only weakness for most of the season was their passing game due to their limited QB and OL pass block.

I've always said this, you're not beating a Mahomes-Reid led offense in a shootout regardless of how bad the Chiefs defense plays. And a running team is never going to beat a pass heavy team in the modern NFL. Burrow is the only QB I recall hanging with the Mahomes in a shootout in a big game.

Chiefs offense was just really-really banged up in the Superbowl. People are going to be surprised how one-sided the rematch looks. Chiefs 35-14. Screenshot this post.

>>149802364
3rd place in the East again!

>>149802375
i shan't be doing that

>>149802375
squirts isn’t good enough to win the NFC back to back

>>149802392
he won it 2 times in 3 years so why not

>>149802392
>>149802400
Eagles got a free ride to the Superbowl with a banged up Lions D and 49ers O. Assuming the 49ers can overcome their drama on offense and the Lions can overcome losing their coordinator, the Eagles path to the owl is murky.

>>149802427
detoilet isn’t doing anything with goof

>>149802364
That's the cap situation for next year (they have to decide if they're going to pay Parsons, too). But yeah, the roster this year is ass. They have basically only three good players (Lamb, Parsons, and Tyler Smith).

>>149802299
>>149802318
Good morning sars!

If you slap your balls together for an hours a day, your team will make the playoffs

>>149802477
Cotton Pickens is ok

>>149802375
>you're not beating a Mahomes-Reid led offense in a shootout regardless of how bad the Chiefs defense plays
lel the Eagles put 40 on them, despite not trying anymore with over 18 minutes of game clock left.

>>149802507
That's with the Chiefs banged up offense being non-existent and giving the Eagles good field position.

But even if the Eagles are able to score, they won't be able to beat the Chiefs in a shootout.

>>149802503
>>149802542
>if

>>149802542
they did in 2023

>>149802626
any team can beat them in the regular season (except the broncos). I'm talking about a shootout in a must win type of game where both teams give maximum effort and empty out their playbook. Their rematch will be a must win for both teams

>>149802259
can't be anointed unless he wrecks the chiefs

>>149802688
chiefs aren't worried about that shitty QB, they're worried about the broncos top 4 ranked defense

>>149802542
You sound really confident in your opinion, but you shouldn't be

>>149802675
>regular season games don't count
>except for when I say they do

>>149802375
You don't know ball

>>149802705
>>149802720
>>149802725
>confident in your opinion
I know what the Reid offense looks like when it's firing on all cylinders. Burrow is the only QB I've seen hang with Mahomes in a shootout where both QBs had all their weapons and a solid O-line. You're going to have to pass to beat them in the new NFL. If Eagles think they're going to run their way to victory it's going to be a blowout. 35-14 Chiefs. People are going to be surprised by this game, it's not going to be close.

>>149802776
The Eagles can absolutely put up points on the Chiefs or anyone else, running or passing. Plus their defense was the best in the league and won't be more than marginally worse. Why do you think the Chiefs offense and defense will be significantly better the next time?

>>149802776
>>149802626

>>149802461
If I was Goff I'd unironically be suicidal. Maybe I'm just weakmind, but that playoff performance would shatter my confidence

Thoughts on future New England Patriot Terry McLaurin?

>>149802813
>Why do you think the Chiefs offense and defense will be significantly better the next time?
Chiefs were 2nd in sacks but dropped to 18th after Charles Omenihu got injured. He's healthy so teams won't be able to double team Chris Jones.
As for offense they will have the most depth at WR since the Tyreek days. Worthy, Rice, Brown, and a healthy Pachecho. It's a completely different offense. The only aterisk is their revamped o-line. It if it's even average this game is going to be a blowout. Chiefs are a bad match up for the Eagles.

>>149802814
>>149802675

>>149802813
>>149802856
also Jaylen Watson wasn't the same after his injury and missed most of the regular season. He'll be healthy now. Trent McDuffie can move back to the slot where he's ranked as the best. He's a different player in that position.

>>149802819
You act like you've never shit your bed or pants before

>>149802856
>>149802720

Bussy

>>149802813
the eagles will be worse than they were last year and all 14 opponents will be better prepared for them.
and these arent predictions but none of it is crazy.
baun could be a fraud
mitchell and dejean could sophmore
barkley probably cant repeat
brown could sulk
goedert could check out after the check clears
they have no line depth
hurts cant throw over the middle
2023+3 weeks siriani could return

They should give Terry a one year deal 28 mill gauranteed. Or I would throw another 9 mill gauranteed on this last year.

Nick Wright is a true bro. His friend's show just got canceled so he's taking vacation time to let his friend host his show.

>>149802893
Not literally, no. But the times I've metaphorically shat myself keep me up at night. It'd be so much worse if it was in front of an audience of millions

>>149802941
sounds like his friend has had more than his fair share of charity already. let the merit system have a chance for a change.

>>149802917
yeah, they could
and reid could drop dead of a heart attack on the sideline week 1
anyone who was injured last season could not be able to play anywhere near on the level of what they once could
kelce could deteriorate even further in his advanced age
mahomes could blow out his knees
anything COULD happen, what's your point?

>>149802846
All these need another receiver
Raiders (Geno to Brock Bower)
Jets (Fields to Garrett Wilson)
Colts (don't have a true #1 WR)

>>149802949
Oh yeah most people have literally shat themselves or their bed plenty of times. You have nothing to stress out about

>Danny Parkins: Eagles were 2-2 and only started winning once they asked Jalen Hurts to throw less and became a running team.
https://youtu.be/7Jea2m-bJQ4?t=120

>>149802856
I'm not afraid of the Chefs D-line with or without Omenihu. The Eagles O-line can handle them.
They had all but one of those offensive weapons in the owl (I don't care about the "didn't have a full season to warm up" cope). None of them are game-changers anyway.
Also, you keep saying "[player] wasn't the same because he was hurt weeks ago and isn't 100%" but every team has players that are banged up by the post-season, that's just how football works.
>Chiefs are a bad matchup for the Eagles
You haven't articulated why you think this, so I assume you're just repeating it to convince yourself.

>>149802961
those arent things that could happen. those are common pitfalls. its difficult to imagine the eagles evading all of them and one or two of them could derail the season. unless you believe hurts is good enough to throw 40 times a game if barkley fails. or the defense can survive with zero linebackers if baun is a one season wonder.

>>149803008
That's not true though.
You could say they started winning once DeJean won the starting job. Or once Hurts started protecting the ball better. Or once their offensive weapons got healthy. Or any number of other reasons.
They won games, even late in the season, where teams sold out to stop the run and Hurts beat them with his arm. If you're not aware of that fact, then you're a stinky casual that doesn't watch football.

In most timelines, Jalen Hurts ended up a bus driver in Houston. A very proud bus driver too, he looks at himself like an airline pilot. His whole family is very proud of him

>>149803016
>They had all but one of those offensive weapons in the owl (I don't care about the "didn't have a full season to warm up" cope)
This is just childish. Do you really think you can snap your fibula bone in multiple places and spend months rehabbing and magically play at 100% for one or two playoff games. Skill position players require reps and chemistry.

>>149803041
>In most timelines, Jalen Hurts ended up a bus driver in Houston
He's an attractive dude for a darkie. Let's be honest, if he didn't get drafted to the Eagles he would have been released and would be forced to sell his ass for a living.

>>149803049
These are the words of a child..who are you crying about anyway?

>>149802694
>chiefs aren't worried about that shitty QB, they're worried about the broncos top 4 ranked defense
a rookie qb with no weapons nearly beat legendary goat qb patrick mahomes with a couple weapons. safe to say mutthomes will be quiet for about ten years. same ahappened to brady before he started winning again.

>>149802481
My personal historians have discovered that I am descended from an ancient white line. This is my word, and as such is beyond contestation.

>>149803076
you have never played contact sports in your life. You try recovering from a bone snap injury. You can't even get back to 90% in most cases by the first 2 years.

>>149803016
>but every team has players that are banged up by the post-season
No team in the playoffs had that many season ending injuries on offense to starters.
>so I assume you're just repeating it to convince yourself.
My team has been to 5 superbowls of the last 6 superbowls, I don't have to convince anyone. The success speaks for itself. History says my team will be back, your team not so much. You have to prove yourself to me, not the other way around.

>>149795690

All that would be true if the Jags had gotten Ben Johnson as the new HC but they didn’t, so expect them to keep sucking until Trevor goes to another team, where he’ll win a Superbowl (like Stafford dud).

>>149803119
>>149803049

These are the words of someone who has never played contact sports in his life.

>>149803102
Denver had weapons, they were just bad weapons. The Chiefs had decent weapons, they were just all injured. What do you think is going to happen when they rematch when the Chiefs have weapons?

>>149803135
ben johnson will never have a winning season as hc

>>149795213
Peanut butter

>>149803119
lel so you actually don't have any reasoning why they're specifically a bad matchup for Philly? Pathetic.

>>149795747

If you’re looking to make fun of the Bears, then I can understand posting that webm but if you’re a Commanders fan, it just makes you look dumb.

They were losing the game (to the Bears) and lucked out on a desperation Hail Mary pass that only worked because they were playing the Bears.

>>149803172
that pass buck-broke the bears entire season

>>149803157
Pic related are the Chiefs WR1, WR2, and WR3. They never played a single game together.

>lel so you actually don't have any reasoning why they're specifically a bad matchup for Philly? Pathetic.
i just explained to you. Eagles are a running team with a limited QB. The only way to beat a healthy Reid team is by passing. Jalen won't win a shootout in a serious game against the Chiefs. Eagles are the worst matchup for a healthy Chiefs team, both the Lions and 49ers are a much harder matchup since they have pocket passing QBs.

>>149803172
T.bh the 'ders season looks very fluky with hindsight. I still think Daniels is a star but they didn't have any impressive wins the whole season and almost choked it in multiple games against shit teams (on top of fully choking it to Cooper Rush).

>>149803209
So the entirety of your reasoning is "chiefs pass good eagles pass bad"? That's it? lel

>>149803230
'fraid so

>>149803230
unironically yes, this isn't the 80s, a run heavy team is not beating a pass heavy team 9 times out of 10, though the QB play has been so bad the last 3 seasons due to all the black rookie QBs that we saw a short period where RBs gave better EPA/P but that trend won't continue

>>149803252
The Eagles have been a "run-heavy" team for a while now and are 39-12 in the last three seasons (and 6-2 in the playoffs). But I guess none of those teams they beat were pass heavy.

>>149803070
Did he anhero? That post is worrisome

>>149803252
>though the QB play has been so bad the last 3 seasons due to all the black rookie QBs
What a retarded know-nothing take.

>>149803293
they all had the flu and 6 million injuries at left tackle
doesn't count

>>149803252
>a run heavy team is not beating a pass heavy team 9 times out of 10
Sauce for this claim?

>>149803301
Still alive, as you can tell by his posts earlier in thread.

>>149803314
His brother works at PFF

>>149803209
Having those receivers back won't make much of a difference. I can already foresee you blaming Matt Nagy in the middle of the season. Your team does have an excellent defense but the offense along with the QB is a ref baby fraud.

Chiefs were just exposed

Chiefs don't have an elite receiver but they have depth at WR

• Rice was leading the league in multiple categories prior to his injury. He's a proven WR1.
• Worthy was leading the league in separation and averaged a TD per game in his last 6 games. He showed some evidence he was worthy of being a 1st round draft pick, no pun intended.
• Brown had a 1k yard season when last healthy and did it on a team with Lamar before he learned how to pass. Could be a really bad WR1 if he was healthy.

Teams will no longer be able to double Kelce so he'll have a 1k yard season. So that's 4 guys capable of putting up 1k yards.

>>149803369
see
>>149803381

>>149803293
Last time they played a pass happy team with an experienced QB in the NFC it was Baker and we all remember how that game ended for them.

>>149803381
None of those guys are scary t.bh. They're all WR2s at best. And who knows if they'll stay healthy anyway.
Also Kelce isn't terrible yet but he's definitely washed.

YEAHHH HERE WE GO

>>149803404
>None of those guys are scary
I know that. But all 3 of them combined makes them scary. Their ceiling is a mediocre WR1, but all 3 have the potential of reaching that ceiling in any given night. It's a 3 headed monster.

I remember Bakey and the Cucs making Jason Kelce cry like a bitch in front of millions.

>>149803424
>It's a 3 headed monster
It's a 3 headed poodle

>>149803070
>200k a year
>handsome
>workouts
It's all a LARP unless he posts proof which he won't because he's a lying pussy.

>>149803456
Baker beat the fuck out of the Eagles.
Eagles quit halfway and booked their flights to cancun.

>>149803388
>Last time they played a pass happy team with an experienced QB in the NFC
Anon, they beat the Rams twice last season.

>>149803209
Hurts is an elite pocket passer, you casual

>>149803476
>LARP
I trust him. Him adding in the 5'8 thing makes it sound legit. Believe it or not, height is the biggest deal breaker for women. You can be ugly, out of shape, and poor but if you're tall a girl will chose you over a wealthy short guy. Search on youtube "would you date a short guy" majority of women they ask say no.

>>149803499
Once my baby has a clean pocket he finner boutta be unstoppable

>>149803499
see
>>149803008

>>149803198
>hail mary
>blocked field goal
>OT meme
>had the ball at the opposing 25 with 46 seconds and 2 timeouts down 3 points
Had the Bears won these four games, they probably then would have picked up a couple more wins on good vibes and would have made the playoffs with a winning record.

>>149803504
He's trying to save face. He doesn't make 200k, he isn't handsome, he doesn't have a korean gf. Bitch ass nigger is posturing hard.

>>149803513
Why are you referring me to a retarded post? To laugh at it?

>>149803481
das rite

>>149803528
What did he say was wrong in the video? The Eagles were 2-2 at the start of the season and everyone was saying the passing is the only issue with the team. Then they asked Jalen to pass less and become a run team and went nearly undefeated.

Trent Differ is widely regarded as one of the worst QBs to win a ring, and Jalen shares a similar stat with him where they had low pass attempts. Jalen is a roster baby.

CERTIFIED

>>149803522
200k is honestly chump change if he lives in cali or new york thats like making 30k in the midwest

>>149795213
S
This dumbass bitch actually had the gall to say that white genocide in South Africa is a myth.

Also, her takes were fucking braindead and she's a 53% goblina. Good riddance.

>>149803570
jj mcshartney deserves to be on that list

>>149803563
See >>149803040
>>149803563
"They asked Jalen to pass less" is not only an oversimplification of the changes they made after the bye, it's always mostly false.
Also, neither I nor Hurts himself care about the stats. He keeps the main thing the main thing and consistently does what he needs to do to win games.

>>149803588
>white genocide in South Africa
lel

>>149803577
Still waiting on his proofs, even /biz/ posts their wallets.

>>149803485
that doesn't count because it disproves the argument

>>149803216
>they didn't have any impressive wins the whole season and almost choked it in multiple games against shit teams
I think you're overrating >us. The team Week 1 was aggressively mediocre. When we finally got a winning season, everyone I know was fucking elated because we thought that was our ceiling. Beating the Cardinals, Falcons, Bears, etc isn't impressive in hindsight because of how far Washington went. But at the time, those teams were our peers. Beating the Bengals was kinda crazy though, I think that one was impressive. And ofc we lost to teams like the Bucs and Ravens, which everyone expected.
What was impressive about this team is just how clutch they were. I know I'm the "Daniels slurper" but it's for a reason. This kid elevated this team so fucking much. He doesn't let the moment get to him, he's extremely dependable. From the perspective of a CCG appearance team, narrow wins against the Saints and Cowboys isn't impressive. But from the perspective of a 4 win team with a rookie QB, 1 elite WR, a TE1 who everyone said was washed, and a defense which was the definition of mediocre; going 12-5 before winning 2 playoff games on the road was extremely impressive. And a huge amount of the credit for that goes to Daniels. So, so, SO many of our games came down to 4th quarter or OT heroics, and Daniels always delivered.

bakey makey them quakey

>>149803637
do bakey bakey make them quakey next time

>>149803602
why didnt he do what needed to be done to win in 2023?
and why cant that happen again?

the only question that matters about hurts is if he will be smart enough to take an average salary like brady or he takes the money and kills the team like mahomes and burrow and so many others.
roseman wont have the balls to let him walk. its all up to hurts

>>149803630
That's all fair, I know expectations weren't high going into the season (for the record though I called that they would have a Texans-esque year and finish 2nd in the division). But for a team that made the CCG to not have any impressive wins is still surprising. And so many people are hyping them up.
I'm expecting some regression. I'd be more afraid of them if they had made the effort to build a good young team around Daniels to grow and compete for years instead of going all-in on old, overpaid, and mediocre players this offseason. Their team is crazy old right now.
But again, I think Daniels is a star, so as long as he doesn't crash and burn they have a decent ceiling.

>>149803700
What is it with all of the pocketwatchers saying that QBs need to take less money?

>>149803424
a 3 headed dildo

>>149803476
>>149803522
who LARPs harder, him or the kiwi?

>>149803667
He nearly did, it was a close game and he played well (arguably deserved SBMVP). If not for the bullshit penalty on Bradberry we might have seen him drive for the win.

>>149803700
you already got his answer

>>149803735
kiwibitch will post pics to back up his shit occasionally. cucme spergs out everytime he comes to /nfl/ and ducks the question when you ask him to post proof.

>>149803720
jej

>>149803716
theres a salary cap and the league has its sights set on howies tricks. hurts is not good enough to make up for having an average line or average WR. he needs elite talent around him. that costs money.

>>149803714
>But for a team that made the CCG to not have any impressive wins is still surprising.
I thought the Bengals win was impressive. That's the game that made me start to believe in Daniels. And, maybe not impressive, but in the Eagles win, IIRC Daniels threw 5 INTs and 5 TDs lol. Something crazy like that
>And so many people are hyping them up. I'm expecting some regression.
I certainly expect regression in the sense that this schedule is a lot harder. But I think Daniels personally will still look amazing. The CCG proved that the trick to beating >us is to target the receivers rather than blitzing Daniels (like the Lions did). And even then, Daniels still put 23 on Philly (one of 4 teams to do so). But I have some real concerns about our defense. My nightmare is ending up as the Bengals. If >we can win the division and/or a playoff game, I'll be perfectly content
>Their team is crazy old right now
100% fair. But idk man, I just believe. Everyone said Ertz was old and washed, but he had an amazing season last year. Injured ass Deebo would've been the third best receiver on the team. It's putting a lot of eggs in a Daniels shaped basket, but I don't think it's hopeless.

>>149803766
so hes playing for the minimum this year and will play on one year contracts moving forward? because that would make the team extremely good. they could buy the best WR every year.
the main thing is money, jackass. mickey mantle dont care about you

>>149803825
if drake was a qb

>>149803825
Looks like he's taking it up the ass. Notice how the camera doesn't show us whose lap he's sitting on.

>>149803866
Anon, he plays for the Patriots

>>149803878
kek

>>149803630
>winning 2 playoff games on the road

The Lions literally gifted a win to the Commanders.

>>149803700
takes the money and kills the team like burrow

Burrow no longer gives a fuck, he’s looking to stat pad this season to boost his stock so he can go to a competent team and win a Super Bowl like Stafford did.

What shows will FS1 create to replace all those canceled ones? Will Undisputed be back?

lightskins are always smoochy

>>149803962
Hopefully one that shows NFL players getting butt fucked each week

>>149803962
Just watched this segment. At least he's going with what he believes but he's also very wrong

>>149803962
danny needs to work the shaft a little more on this one

It's 8pm in Jacksonville where TLaw's wife has just walked in him on him jerking off for the first time. She thought her husband didn't masterbate

...how the fuck did Saleh stay for over 4 years?

Also Ryan Poles is just Black Joe Douglas

>>149803993
>but he's also very wrong
His list is identical to what NFL coaches, scouts, and executives ranked. >>149803570
I don't see anything wrong with it.

>>149803950
Burrow honestly is pretty close to Matt Stafford career wise

>>149803570
Where's TLaw?

>>149804062
His list goes left to right on the tiers so no it's not identical as he has Justin Herbert as the 5th best QB and Jalen Hurts 10th which is absurd nonsense. CJ Stroud I don't even know how he rationalizes having him that low makes zero sense. Also having Caleb Williams above Jordan Love, Bo Nix and Bryce Young is dogshit non ball watching level bad

>>149803950
Any GM that allows Burrow to walk is going to be decapitated by fans. They would be guaranteed to be fired. They will do whatever contract fuckery it takes to keep Burrow on their roster. Guys like Burrow, Allen, Lamar, and Mahomes are beyond trading. There's no amount of draft picks you could get to make it worth it. Those QBs can only be traded among each other.

>>149804134
I'd trade Allen for a non-cuck QB.

>>149804018
Nothing quite like having your frenulum worked

>>149803381
>Worthy was leading the league in separation
A straight line speed baby with no route running capabilities.
Stopped reading there

>shermar Stewart
Wait what the fuck is going on

>>149801737
They love Raiders and Lakers and Dodgers more than Clippers and Chargers. If they had a opportunity, they would move them back to San Diego in a heartbeat. You can see almost every LA fans calling Clippers and Chargers little bro, they will never amount nor control a hard-core city that's been Doyers and Lakers since the dawn of time. Would make sense if Clippers and Chargers would head back to San Diego, you know where they originated from.

>>149804121
I'm glad I have you on the record underestimating Caleb and will use your post against you. In terms of Nix, we have seen his peak.

He's an elite system QB similar to Purdy and Jalen. If everything goes right he could win a ring, but with his current roster his ceiling is wildcard exit

>>149804219
>Bringles

Bix Nood just needs moar halp!

>>149804224
Reimu is an evil cunt. If she's ever making a heart shape and smirking at you like that your life is probably in danger.

>>149804238
Sure go ahead. I was higher on Bo Nix than Caleb pre draft and nothing I saw last year made me believe otherwise. I watched more Bo Nix college games than anyone here. I was going back and watching his old Auburn tape in 2021 just to make sure there was nothing I was missing about the guy when the "draft experts" were ignoring him. Caleb Williams is not going to be better than Nix

>>149804282
my penix would be in danger

>>149804282
The only 2hu nicer to humans is Sanae.

>>149804321
Sanae is a nice Hu.

>>149804318
>had to flee to the PAC-12
lmao

>>149804204
Worthy showed flashes of brilliance in the last 6 games. Chiefs will have three WR1 level talent. Combined with Reid's playbook, Mahomes' scrambling, and Kelce's backyard football routes they will be un-guardable.

>>149804396
Having help doesn't necessarily mean a QB is a fraud

Is Stewart playing for the bungles or not?

>>149804352
Auburn was a disaster in terms of coaching after his freshman 2019 season. They were going back and forth between Nix and some other QB between drives/quarters at points. You'd know that if you actually studied tape
>had to flee to the PAC12
The same conference Caleb Williams was in? Lmfao nice hill to die on

when will /ffg/ return? Im ready bros...

>>149804356
kelce is thoroughly washed thoughbeit.

>>149804219
The Bengals are being cheap (as usual) and Stewart is trying to cash in on his combine numbers before everyone finally realizes he can't play football.

>>149804471
yes it does

>>149804548
Stewart is clearly a dumbass but why the fuck is the Bengals owner so fucking cheap

Worthy is a kwab desu

>>149804321
>>149804344
For me it's that story a /jp/er wrote about an anon dating Reimu who would get drunk and beat him up then would have make up sex.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51816529?view_adult=true

It's fiction but felt like an accurate depiction of her.

reminder that queefs will make it the owl again despite mediocore at best QB play because the AFC is filled with choke artist jobbers.

>>149804744
And lose the owl again due to no refball kek

>>149804744
>the AFC is filled with choke artist jobbers.
Just like yer mum

>>149804396
kiwibitch will ignore this as usual like the pussy he is

>>149804647
wow

>>149804581
If a QB has no help he can't win games retard

>>149804853
sounds like a fraud to me

every QB is fraudulent

>>149804744
At least in Bradys era the Ravens/Steelers and Peypey were credible threats some of the time. Sad!

New

>>149804917
>>149804917
>>149804917

>>149804581
No, it doesn't

>>149804647
All Veach had to do was draft my nigga McConkey and the Queefs would've 3peated. Instead, they're about to get cucked by Denver & LA

>>149795213
She was dumb enough to say that the Cardinals should extend Kylar Murray and make him one of the highest earning QB's.
When that turned out to be a disaster, she called them idiots for extending him and said that it's a sign of poor ownership.
She's beyond retarded.