Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 13 (ITT)
Loudenvielle - Peyragudes
10.9km
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and to think that he barely beat virenque time
ASO more dope to remco and jonas NOW you french retards
CREATE A DECENT STORY
what does /cyc/ think of Lorena Wiebes allowing me to modify her saddle to my liking?
Are they using a TT bike tomorrow or just the normal?
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waiting so long for the dust to settle got Sandstorm on repeat
>Trine arrives saturday on tourmalet
>Takes over the radio
>"Uhmm.... sweetie... I've got two children and a bunch of kitchen cabinets that needs assembling up here"
>Vingegaard in yellow with 2 minutes to Pog as he rockets up to the top
>>149826420normal of course
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FISHBOY IS HOOKED, GUTTED, SKINNED AND FILLETED.
>>149826420They change bikes at km 2.9
>>149826411>Get in that hole you filthy animal!
>>149826445I could see roglic doing something so retarded
>"The whole stage was very tense, very difficult. The speed was almost 100 km/h on the flats and your legs were already suffering. If you weren't mentally prepared for that start, it wasn't easy. Visma went with an optimistic pace to the first climb. I saw that Matteo Jorgensen was in trouble, I saw that he wasn't having a great day, then I switched in my head, one less, I had to focus only on Jonas," Pogaฤar told RTV Slovenia at the Hautacam summit after the sweet victory.
next stage will be like
>I had to focus only on myself
KEK
>>149826420Pog is gonna ride on a tricycle
>Jonas is better than ever says Visma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFcLyDb6niA&ab_channel=Crowbcat
>Over 2k posts in last thread.
We are so back
Pogacar takes the polkadots from the French kid. I do not think that was intentional, but a sad and undesired side effect.
>Il reste le meilleur des autres - Grischa Niermann
what a weak cope. looks like they finally accepted that they need to fight against Lipowitz for 2nd place.
The animes taught me the good guys always win so I'm a little confused as to why Vingegaard didn't win today.
>>149826420pog needs a TT bike because of how fast he will be going up the hill
>>149826482Vismoids have been villains all along
>>149826482because Pogacar is the good guy
>>149826465not bad not bad...HOWEVER
>>149826368 (OP)>Best mountain climber is also the best time trialistMany such cases.
Are there any anons who actually remember seeing Riis' Hautacam live? I was only 6.
>>149826503>open up bert, your state-sponsored uzbeki rouleur long-mommy gf is here
>>149826066>30 seconds to hair
>previous thread over 2000 replies
good stage eh
>>149826540About 1000 posts of seethe, rightfully so.
>>149826458actually Pogi will be riding a unicycle
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
TOUR DE FRANCE
stage 12
>>149826474he'll win all 3 jerseys
>>149826474If he went for it on Labatmale instead of sending Wright he would have the jersey
>>149826581But Peter Sagan retired years ago?
Uhmm visma sisters whatโs the tactic
the absolute state of dopage
I wouldnt be so salty if he just stayed in his lane
but he has to be an absolute faggot and ruin classics as well
>>149826532i only remember seeinh that this old bald guy went fast uphill and stole ulle his win. i was also 6
Coquard making the time limit by 5 minutes
absolute kinography
i hope he annihilates every race like merckx did
Still no French stage win
Let's be honest, Visma and Jorgenson in particular caused all this with their annoying tactics during week 1.
Without that, Pogi would have probably attacked halfway up the climb, maybe taken a minute or a little less, and kept things alive.
Visma is at fault here.
>"I be smokin' di 'erb and poundin' di Urska"
>"she be squealin' like a lil pig raaastafari maaan"
Pogi is only 50 points behind Milan i hope he also gets the green jersey in Paris
>>149826593The tactic is working, they really tired Pogacar out today. 2 more weeks and the tables will turn
>>149826619me too since there is nobody more insufferable than the crybabies.
Imagine not calling Pog vs Grug "ruining the classics"
>>149826638the third week will be insane
first time in years but now his flag is gone (Schizobbc)
>>149826643The classics were boring af except san remo
Young fertile bucks awaiting the Parisian finale to meet the renowned BBC jocky Urska
>>149826656No they weren't
>inb4 muh ardennesThey were always boring
>>149826656roubaix was great and MSR was one of the best races ever so that alone is enough
It wasn't even close to PEAK performance from Pogacar.
Around 6.7W/kg for 35 minutes and a few seconds.
Reminder that Vingegaard is 1 minute slower than his time in 2022.
He is in his best form ever? When continue lying because absolute pathetic.
>>149826686wait till tmrw
@Grok generate an image of Urska being ploughed by a platoon of young fertile bucks in the ventoux lighthouse
>>149826677>>149826671Yes they were
Roubaix was not exiting.
>>149826686>He is in his best form ever?He is. He's just racing clean now is all.
So visma had been tearing it up the first week because vingegaard handles load better than pogacar, but then on hautacam vingegaard was isolated, a. Yates still there, and narvaez did an unbelievable leadout. Imagine if almeida was still in the race.
What did visma lease a bike mean by this?
surely the nerds can do better estimates when they have actual numbers from a bunch of riders
>>149826707What does teammates being there matter or not when Vingegaard was wheelsucking the entire time? Who cares if Pogacar's teammate wins the stage, he should've just stuck on his wheel.
>>149826707>discussing tacticsAt this point it's clear tactics were irrelevant all along. What exactly would Ameida or Kuss offered?
>>149826368 (OP)0 suspense for this stage. What's even the point of this TT
Valle d'Aosta stage cancelled, I still didn't watched knowing how it will end
I spent my time making this
>>149826707Narvaez is an incredible get for UAE. Perfect launchpad for Pogi, he can practically gap Vingegaard before Pogi even goes
So we need to talk about the rise of Lipowitz and thereby German nationalism. It is problematic
>>149826740yes, it basically means pogi doesn't have to get the gap himself
>>149826745Wir sind wieder wer!
>>149826740Clear MVP when it comes to domestiques. There were some races earlier in the season where I thought he underperformed, but rn he's incredible.
>>149826686This retard did it on the Y1RS
>>149826745WIR SIND WIEDER EINMARSCHIERT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpA61K6X1WA
>>149826745Wir sind Tour de France
We've witnessed levels of dopism that is unheard of today
>>149826745I said he has far more GT potential than Remco and I was hounded down in this very general. He has more consistency and he's still improving, a lot. Remco peaked at a young age, he gets no better.
>>149826656rvv was good you retard
I think vingegaard can close the gap to pogacar next year, he just needs to train harder, race more and go on more altitude camps
>Lipowitz is an ex-biathlete
God save us the day Norway's sports program decides to focus on cycling
>>149826792This was nothing compared to Wout in 2022
Lol, forgot that its 3 fucking stages with monster climbing.
Who is gonna blow up on stage 14?
I don't see Remco recovering from the TT tomorrow enough to not be dropped from the podest.
It's between Lipowitz and Onley for the 3rd spot maybe even more, Vingegaard does not look good and might explode on stage 14.
>>149826823and get a divorce
>>149826792Beille or Isola 2024 were better performances. Jonas should have been better
>>149826830today was Remgodโs bad day inshallah
>fish 6.3 w/kg
Top kek, almeida would have put 1 minute on this fraud. He might be sick, the whole team was shit
>>149826830As much as Jonas looks shit compared to Pogi, he's still a monster at recovering, so I expect him to easily solidify his 2nd place in the next 2 days.
>>149826830Pissma said they only care about 1st place. Vingegaard will risk it all.
Jorgi one of the biggest kwab of the decade
Assuming Pogacar DNS tomorrow, this would be the GC timegaps
1. Vingegaard
2. Remco +1:14
3. Lipowitz +2:03
4. Vauquelin +2:09
5. Onley +2:34
6. Roglic +3:59
7. Johannessen +4:14
8. Gall +5:50
9. Jorgenson +8:41
10. Healy +9:48
>>149826899If Suisse is anything to go by, Vauquelin might lose a few spots tomorrow.
Before the crash I said Pog would go early and gain almost 2 minutes. Fish should've been a minute faster, bad performance by him, and Pog's rashes + Y1 probably cost 30-40 sec, and there we are. I'm such a genius.
>>149826686Tomorrow his will go full gas
Is that Colnago Y1Rs really that bad?
Any proofs?
Too lazy to check but I guess Pogacar is already the rider with the most mountain stage wins in the TdF by a mile
>>149826937With a proper leadout he would have gone faster too
>>149826558Hm. Wish Healy didn't collapse like that
>>149826950It's not, the test autist say its'"uncofortable", whatever that means.
>UCI puts One Cycling 'on notice' in letter warning teams and organisers they could lose their licences
rekt
Seems like fish really did exchange w/kg on mountains for explosivity, which obviously is and insane decision to make for the tour.
Pog using Y1 on this stage, I don't even know anymore. Dude has looked so much worse on it than V4/V5 and I think just talking from Cipressa onwards he could've dropped MVP with it. Now clearly, Y1 has to save a shitload of watts on the flat to ever use it for a stage like this, but still, seems really strange. He'll be using V5 for maybe 2-3 stages I guess.
>>149826973It's also heavy
Dude am i fucking retarded or what, wasn't skjelly in the front group all the way up? And then on the decend he just fucking vanished
I kept looking out for when the Pog/Ving group would over take him but it just never happend
>>149826981>Seems like fish really did exchange w/kg on mountains for explosivity, which obviously is and insane decision to make for the tour.That's what I thought when I read his trainer's interview before the Tour. They really think explosivity matters for TdF GC or something
>>149826981that's just retarded twitter bullshit
Vingegaards Hautacam time today is exactly the same as it was in 2022 to the second.
Pog on the other hand...
>>149826457he really doesnt like jorgenson kek
Arkea win the team classification for the stage
>>149826962You mean longer one to the climb? Then I agree, I actually felt that Narvaez doing such an apocalyptic leadout (even dropping fish) and then Pog going cost him for the 2nd half, I think Lipo was almost as fast in the last 5-6k. In contrast at PdB, perfect leadout from Visma and then he absolutely pulverized everyone the last 5k.
>>149827006He was like 30s slower than 2022 and it was a harder stage back then
>>149827026Yeah. With Almeida and Yates in good shape and Pog attacking at like 7k to go he would have beaten the record easily
>>149827033Wasn't it like 33C today tho? Not sure where to fin out temperature in 2022.
Visma should have gone with kooij instead of vingegaard
It would be cool if Jonas and poogacar just got deleted and then we'd have actual racing from Lipowitz Onley Vakaulin Remco etc.
>>149827002He is shit and so are trek. Shite team, shite brand.
>>149827059Just watch the giro lad
>>149827026i hate to hype german riders because they all turned out to be gc suckers the last times but if he had not stuck with rogbitch a finish with Jonas would have been possible
>>149827059rather watch the goat
Bought a French cheese from Netto to celebrate Lipogoat
>>149826745FRANKREICH WIR KOMMEN!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6qHovGCP9uU&pp=
>>149827033On the other hand he had wout doing a monster lead out
>>149827026desu i doubt he gave everything, there is a TT tomorrow
>>149827078Yeah? You reckon poogacar and vingegaard won't turn up next year? LMAO. Poogacar knows he can win all 3 GT's if he wants, and if vingegaard goes for the giro then he will too.
GT's are ruined for this generation.
>>149827088You watch cape shit and use a macbook too?
>>149827059if we didn't have jonas and pogi, we'd get even more slurping, since no one would be able to pull out so every shitter would just slurp it.
At least we'll get to watch grug smash his skull in the classics and worlds for a couple more years.
>>149827093Catchy tune desu
>>149827059Just for you, GC without Pogacar and Vingegaard:
1. Evenopoel
2. Lipowitz +0:49
3. Vauquelin +0:55
4. Onley +1:20
5. Roglic +2:45
6. Johannessen +2:59
7. Gall +4:36
8. Jorgenson +7:27
9. Healy +8:34
10. Rodrรญguez +13:11
>>149827082He's probably beat fish to the line with optimal pacing. Podium should be confirmed at this point, maybe even 2nd if fish keeps on cracking more and more.
>>149827119Lipowitz, Onley and Uijtdebroeks aren't slurpers.
>>149827109Pogacar will continue skipping Giro from now on and try to win MSR and Roubaix.
>>149827109Good thing we can just enjoy classics and monuments
oh wait
he has to ruin those too
>>149827127France would go insane
>>149827143to kill themselves by committing soduku with a tire lever
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>>149827052Tarbes is as close as I could get it, which says high of 32. So cooler than today.
>>149827127That actually looks really kino
>>149827147They need to set up a route with 100 time trial kilometres for Big Kev.
Jorgenson and vingegaard both seemed to be below their usual level today
>>149827166In Jorgenson's case it was a bit more than "seemed". By far the most disappointing performance of the day. As soon as Kuss was dropping him, I knew Visma's day would be a disaster.
>>149827188Visma did an Ineos today killed their own team on first climb
used the post hautacam adrenaline for some fakkin watts on the flat, had to dodge a lot of retards thoughever
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eating this bad boy
>>149827127>France VS Belgium with a German wildcardthis is what they took from you
I got stung by a wasp on my ride today, I was just cycling along and felt a pinch on the bottom of my left thigh, and I saw a wasp had hitched on and was giving it the ol' stinger right through my bibshorts. What the fuck was his problem?
UnoX stage and a top 10 on GC is bonkers for the team. They might even do a top 5 if things stay this way.
>>149827258Imagine if we win the Tour
No way in hell we saw a clean performance today. How does he stay at peak fitness all year?
>>149827258Happy for my german brothers hope florian starts winning UWT races
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>>149827283We know the riders are doping, but they do not do it so brazenly as we see with him. Staying in their lane by not winning classics, tours and being in prime fitness end of year too is decency. Fans don't want to see the same rider win everything the same way. Other teams need to win races too to keep big sponsors in the sport.
This will destroy the sport if it continues like this.
>>149827283I think it was clean in the legal way that is
>>149827304>This will destroy the sport if it continues like thisJust two more weeks and the sport is destroyed bro for real this time
>>149827292Schumiescqe way to die tbqh especially after making it back alive from space (maybe fake)
>>149827292Nothing of value was los
>>149827292>Baumgartner stรผrzte in den Pool der Camping-Anlage Le Mimose, wo er auf eine Frau fiel. Sie wurde bei dem Vorfall verletzt und musste medizinisch behandelt werden. Laut ersten Medienberichten erlitt Baumgartner schon in der Luft einen Herzstillstand.kek imagine you randomly chill in the pool and get hit by a celebrity falling dead out of the sky
>>149827273just lots of go-karting training
https://x.com/itvcycling/status/1945900812460233014
>>149827366UnoX are probably one of the cleanest teams in the peloton
>>149827369Did he even finish?
Remco really dropped on the first climb of the Tour kek. He will probably be better in the next mountain stages
I fear the mountain TT is only going to be exciting for the last 10 riders.
>>149827353This is why I'm never doing paragliding when I'm in the mountains even though it looks so much fun
>>149827368all according to plan. Don Jhonny calls the shots at UAE
>>149826981>>149826973>>149826950>>149826770Vingegaard was on the S5 too (I assume he was on the R5 in 2022) but that has been much more proven in the mountainsโฆ
>>149827304Well we know for sure that the great satan will not be stopped by the appeal of his doping destroying the sport permanently. He is scorched earth tactics sponsored by bloody oil money. Peak soulless. How does a team like this even have a fan base? The country doesnt give a shit about cycling. Who the hell actually cheers for them?
Know what I haven't seen in a long time? A comfy, rainy, 5 hour mountain stage with a strong breakaway and basically no chance of the GC group catching them.
>>149827368Considering that Yates didn't even get to pull on the Hautacam, I believe it
Fish went from almost dying to producing his climbing peak in 2024, including a top-5 all time climb at PdB. Now a year later this, a shadow of himself with basically optimal preparation. CO2 ban taking an effect?
why is the time trial so short? 11km only
>>149827435did you look at the stage
>>149827408> How does a team like this even have a fan base?I notice a lot of their fans are soys and pundits who want to see le records being broken xDD. Then I see retards ITT who say he's "exciting" because he attacks. Sure I guess he does, into a 12km solo and wins by 3 minutes. Predictable, opposite of exciting. A lot of meds love him because it's a med team. Even riders and teams in the peloton are cucking to UAE and sucking up to them. All so tiresome.
It is the same people who love PSG or Barcelona or support Mercedes or Redbull too.
Remkings enemies are everywhere in the peloton quietly supporting the false GOAT
>>14982737839 minutes behind
BRING BACK TTT YOU FRENCH FUCK
>>149827457that would fuck over shitty teams even more and then you niggers would complain that's only to help uae and visma
Imagine mfw Pogi catches Jonas tomorrow.
Turns out Hautacam was indeed a nothingburger, just as expected
>>149827448I liked Pogacar back when he got dumpstered by Vingegaard two years in a row and I still like him now.
Does anyone know if there's still a way to see strava interactions? I saw some movistar pros in the black forest today, I would like to see who they were
>>149827416and a dutch gc contender crashing into a snow wall
>>149827448wdym being a red bull fan in 2025 is pain
Jonas will never be in yellow ever again
>>149827427Harder to be on the top of your game when you have a wife breaking your balls whenever you need to go do your job
>>149827408Ill tell you who are UAE fans. Italian dentist couple on s-works, both reeking of cologne on the climb
>>149827448Peak 2022 Jonas would have gathered all his lieutenants, made them carry him up the mountain to 3 km where he would have gone for the attack and won.
Jonas is and always was a slurper. Different styles, unfortunately that shit is so unlikable, just like Froome and his goonsquad.
Me trying to understand the numbers
The first one looks like 17:53:14 but can't be since the Calzolari time seem 17:46:44 an Santhiร seem 17:48:14
>>149827619no godlike wva = no party
>>149826506alt /cyc/ aka bert had 500 posts today, so you can add those.
Every single person on this list, bar Pogacar and Vingegaard, is a confirmed doper. You can enjoy the spectacle, but if you unironically believe they're clean you have brain worms.
>>149827886how doped was newton then
>>149827886fuck off with the strawmans, everybody knows they dope we just don't care. they all dope, pogi is still the best simple as
>>149827886Ulle war sauber
>>149827886I have no mouth and I must squeak
>>149827923Nice deflection yourself, idiot. The name and date sticks out like a sore thumb.
it's rather easy to understand why pogi is completely clean. today's stage was very hot, 38 degrees in the valley. pogi of 2022 would have been burnt to a crisp and totally collapsed, but he's fine in the heat today. it's clear he was totally untrained for heat adaptation under bald fraud and he has been doing heat training well under sola. this alone accounts for 5-7% of raw performance and even more in the heat.
this is about half of his raw improvement from 2021-22 level. the rest can be accounted for by peloton-wide improvements to fueling and more intensity training.
EPO doping mainly increase hematocrit level and not PV which is the main benefit from heat adaptation. we can identify the heat resistance improvement to heat training alone.
Bruyneel on Vive le Velo tonight
first episode I might watch this season
>>149827886Leblanc is French, thus clean.
>>149827991Not him but we've been saying this for years. If you can't enjoy doppers performing you should stop watching sport, simple as
>>149828055Same could be said about Wellens heat training changed him
>>149827448as an elite(tm) performer in my own field i like it when the best athletes actually win. can't be rooting for losers that's weak victim mentality
>national sport is cycling
>is irrelevant in cycling
what did lelgumes mean by this?
Dog with a hat smoking a cigar
>>149826981it's mainly from le laterne rouge 5head strategery of constant attacking for no gain and tiring themselves out. jorgensen basically got exposed and showed he has not recovered from the constant useless efforts.
>>149828110how many tour etappes france won this year mon ami?
>>149827886Indurain is not a confirmed doper
>Remco: I want to thank Allah who made me able to follow them even if I lost them on the first climb
>>149828110at some point Belgium will join Switzerland, France and Italy and become a has been nation in cycling living off the glory of long gone days. it's just a matter of time.
Let's go Pogi. Let's go!
*CLAP* *CLAP*
>>149828162;)
>>149828218Man the Paris olympics were the best olympics since forever!
>>149828110you sure about that?
>>149827952They will be back tomorrow, non stop shitposting
>>149827619because without mutagenic dopage, you actually need to not ride like a fucking retard
>>149828678>during an ITT stagewhat's there to shitpost about besides bike choices?
>>149828218special powers unlocked on Arab Lands
>LONG WAY TO PARIS
>TOUR IS STILL YOUNG
>JUST A FEW BAD DAYS NOTHING SPECIAL
>ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
>WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW
>TOMORROW'S A NEW DAY
>YOU NEVER KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN
>STILL A LONG WAY TO PARIS PAL
>ALL DAYS CAN'T BE GOOD DAYS, YOU KNOW?
>WE'RE ONLY IN THE SECOND WEEK
>LOTS MORE TOUR DE FRANCE TO GO
>YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN
>TEAM HAS PLANS FOR THE NEXT STAGES
>TOMORROW IS A DIFFERENT DAY
>PARIS IS STILL FAR AWAY
>WELL, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
>>149828694Shitposters don't care
>>149827886I don't care if they dope, it matters if I personally think they ride ok. Tadej, little nonchalant Balkan kid just riding along, ok. Fish boy, little autistic weirdo with mommy issues that wheelsucks, not ok. Pantani, little troubled mentalist that went full gas, based. Armstrong, psychopathic castrated mentalist who had his serfs drag him up the mountains, bad.
>>149828766They don't call it Copenhagen for nothing
>>149828804Ah right, only meds and slavs like you can dope?
>>149828870Only entertaining riders are allowed to dope
Doping is about decency. It's meant to be an arms race. Showing up to everything, winning everything in the same fashion whilst playing the cutesy quirk chungus is not correct doping.
Lower the doses poogacar. At least make it believable, or close. Sure win by 5 minutes, but actually put on a show. Zero decency. It's shit like this that got people caught. His performances have now become very unbelievable. That's the issue here, not doping itself but how you do it.
>>149828870I'm Dutch, but indeed, every Italian can dope, papididoopee just do-ah Di EPO with a spaghetti on the Stelvio
What was the last "decently" won TDF?
F1 drivers, cyclists, football players, tenissers, fucking cricket faggots. Everyone dopes. At the top level they're all assholes that will do anything to win, else you wouldn't be at the top in the first place. It's logical that they'll always try to get an edge in some way, inlcuding pharmaceutical.
I doubt they still dope epo till their blood stops flowing like the 90s though. But yeah, you still need to put in the work, the dedication, the ambition, the talent, the lifestyle.. no amount of dope will get you anywhere if you're not truly living for it. So in the end, the best wins either way.
Went on a ride, 7th or 8th of the year I guess. Legs felt good finally, blew off the rust from past year of no proper riding. Diabolical ftp probably about 230w or something but that'll easily be 260w end of month once my blood volume is higher and I've got a few more hours in.
Female cyclist while looked like barbie on a bike swung out of a junction into my path when I was going 50kph, the gives me the little waves whilst half in the way. I thought I'd get rosenbert'd for a moment by barbie.
The addictive feeling of red lining the body, gasping for air, pushing to almost collapse on the final climb. Cozy zone.
>>149828996was JUST about to say this, 2011
>>149828985Grug Lemondade :^)
Guaranteed guys who didn't dope:
>pinot
Gesink
that's pretty much it
>>149829043I hate this guy
I might start doping as an experiment to get back to shape. Clenbuterol to strip my muscle and fat, epo micro dose to support training and testosterone 3 month cycle to drastically improve strength which I lack currently.
All easily accessible. Would be interesting to see how potent it is for performance. EPO particularly I'm interested about, the other two are fairly predictable result wise.
patellar tendonitis bros hurts to pedal
>>149828996>>149829007fair enough
>>149828992Ulle war sauber though
>>149829056Wiggins, Froome, Thomas. And no, TUE's and ibuprofen are not dope. Yes, athletes can have asthma. In terms of hard stuff like EPO they were squeaky clean.
>>149829076Remember when this was the premise for the movie Icarus, and the result was that after a year of systemic doping was that he did worse at the race than he did clean?
>>149829063Calm down Laurent
>>149829096Biggest euro cope ever lmao
>>149829114I remember watching that, seemed like a total basedfest.
we doped him wrong as a joke
>>149829102>Bri'sh riders stretching the rules: GOOD>Continental riders doing the same: CRINGEyou're boring and predictable
>>149828985thereโs no winning TDF decently
>>149829222nu uh. Ulle war sauber!
>>149829165? Gilbert had TUE's, that's also fine
>>149829360Ulle won fair and square on Krombacher, a daily pack of West and E's (just on weekend and rest day)
We should have a cyc discord debate
>>149826368 (OP)>Loudenvielle>LoudervielleThat's some Luigi and Waluigi shit
>>149829390>a daily pack of West**99 cigs in 9min
Loudenvielle has 348 inhabitants and they still get the Tour as a start or arrival town every year
1(!) scoop of ice cream costs 1,60 โฌ (!!) here
If they have aura, they can dope
Merckx - De Kannibaal
Pantani - Il Pirata
Ullrich - Der Kaiser
Armstrong - Le Boss
Cancellara - Spartacus
Contador - El Pistolero
Meanwhile
pogichud - urska simpcuck fake nice guy
fishboy - zero personality squarehead also simpcuck
memkek eunuch evenekwabel - simpcuck castrated bitch
wva - lol
>>149829502It's a comferble Pyrenees village that probably has all the right infrastructure.
think im gonna watch IRONMAN (2008)
>>149829568Where does sir Clive stand?
>>149829644Clive's downhill attack certainly makes him a character. The whole aura of team sky in fact.
think im gonna go to SLEEP
>>149829695It is kinda impressive, yes, and bold, how they lied to our faces. Laughed even. And got away with it.
WIGGINS got ruined because he has a traces of backbone, descended into madness and alcoholism.
But Froome, Walter Pulse with his e-bike, the marginal gains, the rounder wheels ...
>>149826482not good enough, obviously
You guy was trying to hype yourselves up as if Jonas had any chance against Modern Merckx
>>149829568doping your bike doesn't count as dopage.
>>149829866And we'll do it all again next year
>>149829866No, only danes did this.
>>149829568Contador had the aura of sweltering dog poo in the sun
Should start my ADHD meds very soon which means amphetamines are added to the doping stack as well.
>>149829761Wout Poels did nothing wrong he just accidentally made 3 times the normal amount of watts for roughly 2 seconds due to a "perfect storm" of wet road and uphill friction and the strategic tyre swap minutes before this video, plus the distorted helicopter perspective exaggerates what actually happened, and he actually didn't even control the motor in his frame but a French fan activated it with his WiFi jammer from E.Leclerc.
>>149829866The next THรVENET will save us.
It's possible that Pogacar is clean and the most gifted and hard working, and able to suffer the most guy (though he just doesn't look like a goblin doing so) of all the cyclists ever, and that talent and workrate propels him to consistently be so dominant
>>149830023Lets just leave it like that...
>>149830023He wants it more
Vauquelin will go from Arkea to Ineos. Unironically a downgrade
>>149830023The thing is that Pogacar has at least 20% more soul than any other cyclist. You never see stats take that into account
>>149830212think some anon said it best
you can dope if you have aura
Menchov was the peak auraless dopeur
>>149829524Nice, just paid 2,50โฌ in Bruges. And my wife claimed it was the best icecream place of the region and it just tasted like supermarket crap.
Very dissapointed.
>>149830335Haha yeah cycling debate with a side of sissy hypno am I right?
Cycling recently has been watching and following closely with excitement and optimism and then mid way through losing all hope and no longer watching the stage gossip channels or even watching the whole race. Won't watch any mountain stage from now but I'll check if there's a break away that will make it. Tour is done, more of the same. Vuelta is going to be shit too.
It's deflating
>>149830364No you're not. I'm from the time of teamspeak and LAN parties. I watched pantani winning on the prestigeous Madonna di Campiglio live. I ride frame shifters because other stuff is too modern for me. Go away with your tranny discord nonsens.
so what are we looking at left, meme tt tomorrow, kino on tourmalet, rest day, couple of slurpers and a few more mountains week 3?
>>149830245With aura, you can do anything you want
>>149830358My brother, where did you go, the da Vinci or the Australian? Both those places are average. If you have the transport, the best ice cream parlor in all of Brugge is this guy called Alexamer, in de Rijselsestraat. I get my ice cream there, it's fantastic. His straciatella is to die for
>Remco went from wanting to fight Pogacar and Vingegaard for the Tour victory to battling Vauquelin and Lipowitz for the white jersey
Honestly sad
>>149830443>teamspeak Indian scammer detected
>>149830444Matje losing green by 1 point
>>149830477It was Da Vinci and it was a fucking shitshow. No lines, yelling kids, just chaos. As a certified autist I waited at the other side of the road till my wife got back from that hell pit and it wasn't even worth it.
I will remember Alex for the next time I'm in Bruges, thanks.
>>149830550That's not really true, he came into this Tour for a podium finish, he's kind of condemned himself to that being the highest achievable from the start (but dreaming of more)
>>149830428lmao cry more.
>>149829866never thought jonas had a chance. i'm just excited for pogi domination
Pog catches Vingo tomorrow
How many more stages can pogi win before everyone starts calling him greedy? 2 or 3?
>>149830982If that happens I will never watch cycling again (only ciclismo)
They shouldn't have waited yesterday lol
>>149830982If vingegaard can corner the way he did in that combloux the time trial the tour isn't over yet
All the training, dedication, living like a monk, leaving his sweet wife. While seeing his rival have fun in the classics, he's on a mountain just training. Everything for 3 weeks in a year, to have a chance to be the best in one thing.
After some time loss, the team is on edge already, putting all their hope in you. Finally it's your terrain, you fire yourself up, you know which part you're gonna try to attack him.
Youre 500 meters into the ascend, your whole team dropped and that Slovene pushes his pedals a few times and you die.
What did Jonas mean by this?
>>149831365Training for the Tour since October btw
All of that to be worse than last year. Reminds me of Lance vs Ullrich times
So in summary, vingegaard has:
- gotten worse at climbing, losing 2 minutes on the hautacam and slower than his previous effort
- gotten worse at ITT, losing over a minute to pogacar
+ gotten better at punchy sprints, still clearly losing to pogacar but managing to stay in his wheel
What is blud doing :skull emoji:
>>149831427Imagine Jonas crashing out like Ullrich.
>>149831365Maybe the basque country crash permanently damaged him; the same way Evenepoel was permanently worsened after his Lombardia crash?
>>149831442Crodie needs to retire already
>>149829761Froome's data was hacked and leaked and his Ventoux watts was a massive 5.7 w/kg for 40 min
The average speeds in this era total and on climbs was SO much lower
They were typically 10% slower than the EPO days on climbs
now Pogacar is 10% FASTER on many climbs than the EPO days
>>149831442At this point he should just build more muslce to get even more explosive so he can actually win a puncher stage here and there.
Just give up on GC.
>>149831365thinking about putting the wrong screws on his kitchen drawer handles and how eventually they'll not only come loose, but ruin the drill hole in doing so, meaning you need different screws altogether, but then they won't fit in the handles anymore, because they're in this shitty unusable size (Trine wanted those), and now you have to get new handles altogether, but then they probably won't match with the drawers anymore because these were some very idiosyncratic drawers and handles, so maybe just fucking redo the whole thing altogether... Better ask Trine...
>>149831495But he said himself that he did his best number ever the tour after the crash.
>>149831518Every GC rider should give up and race like it's 21 single day classics. Anyone caught racing for GC other than poogacar gets 5kg penalty. Poogacar stage wins don't count.
>>149831512the EPO era was pretty shit so this is not a surprise. they were hugely reliant on EPO and allowed many self sabotaging myths to persist, leading to the froome era starve yourself behavior. very behind on training and nutrition compared to triathlon etc.
>>149831495it's none of that. jonas' apparent loss of form is a combination of TRINE whining so he was not able to train as much and their retarded tactics that tired themselves out. turns out pogacar has superior recovery if he was not going into the red while dehydrated like a retard every stage. now visma has opted into racing like retards instead. it would be surprising if the gap isn't large.
This is first Tour in a while that feels like a Froome/Lance Tour where there's just one guy that seems to prepare properly and all the others are just frauds in one way or another
>>149830023No way is anyone at the top of any professional sport clean. Doping gives 10% performance advantage and there is no way any individual is 10% ahead of the worlds best athletes who are doping.
mou said pogi is clean
Why shouldn't I believe him?
>>149831365It's the looksmaxxer virgin vs chad meme
>>149831691just look at all the doped up donkeys in portugal that get caught. they are shit conti jobber even with all the dope.
I am so sick of this retard
Fucking vibe killer slovenian autist
>>149831712Pro sport at top levels is just who is best at doping and not getting caught for it since its so much of a performance advantage.
>>149831787Uh huh, what about IQ are top scientist and memory freaks also doping?
>>149831814Probably, Esports had a massive adderall problem so it would make sense anyone doing anything for money would look for every advantage possible, and if they didnt, theyd lose out to someone who was.
>>149831829I doubt they 8 year old attending harvard is doping. He is just a freak
just finished watching the stage
Poggi looked angry, on a mission
good, fuck all crybabies
>>149831814I mean, they do in chess, a bunch of scientist fags are taking all sorts of stuff to boost concentration and stuff. Business people are all on coke. F1 pilots were in the fuentes case.
It's everywhere
>>149831787They are shockingly talented people to start with that's no doubt. You couldn't dope an amateur into a WT rider unless they respond extremely well. Even then it's a serious push, and they'd be lucky to run bottles at a shitter race.
Obviously they're talented. Poogacar would win tours without such obscene measures. They've taken it too far at this point and it's landis tier brazen doping. It's taking the piss to use Pidcock's words. Absolutely taking the piss.
>>149831860>try to make him mad so he does something stupid>succeed in making him so mad that he goes thermonuclear
>>149831814Erdos was one of the top mathematician of the 20th century, who was used Ritalin and Benzedrine. When his friend bet him to quit using them for a month, Erdos accepted and then won, but said:
>You've showed me I'm not an addict. But I didn't get any work done. I'd get up in the morning and stare at a blank piece of paper. I'd have no ideas, just like an ordinary person. You've set mathematics back a month.
>>149831868Thing is in every sport there are usualy one or two individuals throughout it's history that were a league above others.
I doubt there is some secret cabal giving chosen seemingly random people secret concoctions that make them superior to others.
>>149831885Kek. Brain chemistry is wild. Even though someone's got potential they're just retarded an useless because adhd. Antipsychotics removed any thought or passion but made me 'normal'. Dopamine really is the spirit molecule. I'll look into him.
>>149831814yes but it won't raise your level that much. retards will be retards
>>149831904The chinese are the proof. state sponsored doping no doubt on all the best stuff and they're useless at most sports. particularly endurance stuff
>>149831885Fair, but that guy was already insanely smart. And idk how mathematics competitions work but I imagine there are banned substances and if there aren't everyone is on ritalin so it's meaningless to call it out.
Mathematicians dope a ton. That dwarf fortress guy smoked meth at uni. Stims are needed for high levels maths.
unironically where the fuck is wout
If stims were banned in a math competition but everyone took them because they could hide it but one guy took the piss and was very blatant about it, no one can say anything about it because they're all on stims too. The he decides to win every science competition and even art competitions too. That guy sound a bit of a cunt. If everyone else follows, an enormous scandal wi) ll eventually ensue so they don't. It's like signing up for secret santa and then not sending a gift despite receiving yours.
>>149831981He's enjoying the fruits of his lifetime contract
>>149832000if everyone took them why would one guy win everything
it's over for the big guy. in his 30s now
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34 degrees out and humid. I literally felt the power being sapped away (not that I have any power to begin with).
>>149829063The mental picture of him on his Chesterfield frantically calling the Gendarmes trying to have Froome arrested for motor doping is beyond hilarious to me
What jonas should do is get really fat and try and win paris roubaix and milan san remo before pogacar
>>149832027Because not everyone responds the same, especially in a niche sport. Sure, if this is a super widespread sport with enough people it's hard to have someone stand out, but in a small pond there will every now and then come someone way better than anyone else.
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>>149832027it's a good question that no one can provide a great answer aside from "super responder"
>>149831904No, EVERYONE at the top levels is doping, some just respond better to it than others or have access to take more stuff than everyone else. Those people are the anomalies that you see in sports.
>>149831875Yeah 100%,basically some people are using so much shit that its risking making the whole show look illegitimate. Its the same with weightlifting where they have to change the bodyweight categories to scrub the world records so people dont realise the lifts theyre seeing now are 20% less than those seen 10 years ago when everyone was juiced to fuck. Pogi is risking an actual crackdown on the sport and the fallout could be massive. You dont need to make it this blatant to win safely.
>>149832191But then you have examples like Gretzky who clearly wasn't doping (unless he was somehow doping his hockey IQ). Sure cycling is different, with raw power being the primary factor, but there are examples of the 0.0000001% human and the niche sport factor would enhance the possibility of one standing out like you said
>Tomorrow will be the only 6th stage I'll be able to watch live this year
Working in the dying embers of national bureaucracy fucking sucks dude I miss my flexibility
Even Armstrong calls Pogi a "super human" .....
squeaker bros it's not looking good
>>149832278I watched his podcast episode today and he started self inserting into pogacar
>I was exactly the same
>>149832294I thought that was a good comment (he really has those).
Basically said, as a GC leader, having your opponent's team do all the work the entire stage feeds right into your hands
>>149832251It's possible that he's just that good, it's also possible he's that good AND doping. It's just that doping is more common than people think, not just cycling, but high level sports in general. Cycling is the most scared sport in regards to doping. No one cares that literally everyone is doping in the NFL, NBA, soccer, etc
>>149832478The only sport that's comparable to cycling in being so touchy about it is weightlifting, but nobody cares about weightlifting.
>>149832000competition math is not that serious. it measures a certain type of skill mathematicians call cleverness but this does not indicate research potential. basically being fast at easy problems that require recall and application of a small set of rules. USAMO camp participant here so i know what's up with this
The Pogacar of the early era, Girardengowinslol
Poor guys had to race on bombed roads
Hereโs what I have to accept:
-Jonas will not be able to challenge Pogacar anymore.
-Wout is never coming back
-Primoz is never coming back
-Alaphilipe is never coming back
-Bernal is never coming back.
-The ad-free world feed on Peacock is never coming back.
The way in which this sport has become a metaphor for the decline of our own broken bodies is too painful to bear at times. I can never be a fan of Pogacar because he has come to symbolize the loss of many good things I once had. He has come to symbolize the fact that no matter how hard we try, we will never win at life. Death will find us and defeat us in the end. His victories can only remind us of our own inevitable losses.
I think me and cycling need to take a break for a while. Iโm gonna need some time to be alone with my own thoughts.
>>149832827Gabriel Carroll and Reid Barton are good examples of those who competitionmaxxed but never seemed to distinguish themselves in mathematical research. They're distinct skills, as you say
MAXIMUM respect to Groenewegen, Coquard, etc. for finishing within the time cut so that they can continue to fight for 10th place in the forthcoming sprints
>Heรmann tests positive
>Van Hooydonck has a heart attack at age 27
>Suddenly team Visma can't win shit
Curious, ain't it. Them boys got spooked. When Baroncini gets caught and one of the Oliveira's have a stroke it will finally be Red Bull's turn. Lipowitz bros we are next in line
>>149832885seems like a skill issue on your part to evaluate riders and teams. bernal for example overrated and never that good.
in terms of raising the level of the sport with dosage level tech, visma is far more important and fit for the villain role. without pogi they'll be another sky level lab experiment.
pogi with his cyclismo and talent has used the enemy's weapons to rescue light and goodness in cycling. you should actually love pogi if you were not delusional and ignorant.
>>149833113I'm just ctrl+c ctrl+v'ing comments from slash r slash peloton
>>149832478everyone wants to find an edge but they are afraid of doping controls. it just so happens that there's a lot of unregulated space to find an edge. they even advertise this stuff to consoomers for money after aurafarming.
>>149833193Just know what you are doing or just don't answer the door if you think you messed up until it clears
Should I make Sauerbraten soon?
>Vintage Pogacar leaves Vingegaard shattered in first mountain test
what did they mean by "vintage"?
Newfag why is Jonas the fish guy?
>>149833673Because he prefers racing in wet conditions
everytime i think the resident schizophrenics of this general are bad I go and check on the clinic
>Sooner or later, everyone will long for the Sky era. My words were prophetic.
>>149833673because of his fishy past
>>149829237what mental breakdown looks like
>>149833673He was in pro soccer development but never grew big enough physically for contact sports; but someone realized he had legendary cardio potential and sent him to cycling; then they made him work in a fish processing plant all the hours he didnโt spend training in order to teach him discipline and humility
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Im watching yesterday's stage... bros I kneel...
>>149834255he committed a crime against fashion.
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>>149834344least revolting vismoid knee
A more comprehensive list of Hautacam climbing times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lyKtnshb7A
>>149834401>'25 Lipo faster then '22 Pogacarwaow
Pogi needs to do aura dance that kid did on the boat
>>149834316>>149834370history will not be kind to longass white socks
>>149834255To be fair those socks really suck, and I ride in black shoes
The real real mountains haven't started yet Jonas will win on the Alps
>>149834728his time will come
Lipowitz will finish ahead of Jonas. Next year he will be the favourite next to Pogacar and Jonas will be going for stage wins.
>>149830553quirky chungus.webm
Manifesting a Wout stage win today
>>149832994>>Van Hooydonck has a heart attack at age 27he got pfizered
>>149834751I think it'll be 2 years before he takes a podium, but he could honestly win it depending on how he and other riders like Seixass and Vauqelin develop.
/cyc/ can apologise to me for being mean when I said lipowitz will be a better GT rider then remco
>>149834785German talents don't have such a long shelf life. It's now or never.
Is there actually some truth to the Lanterne Rouge guy having a say in Visma tactics? If so, he'd be partly responsible in Visma cooking fish to a crisp, kinda based.
Finally first day working from home this week
please tell me we have a good stage today
>>149834828yes but I don't think its public knowledge to what extend - he said he produces recap videos specifically for their team, with strategic insides - if he is included in future strategies is unkown
>>149834832I like mountain time trials this late in the GT. Sprinters thus start before the GC contenders, giving the latter the oopurtunity to overtake them. In contrast with today when Pogacar and Vingegaard rode alone.
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>>149834832uphill ITT it will be brutally boring until climax
I knew there had to be a logical explanation. Evenepoelbros we're back next year after a proper winter
>>149834888Bora offered the same excuses for their future rider
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>Hand-made Rice Krispies Treats are being churned out every morning by team soigneurs and traded around the carb-crazed peloton like theyโre edible Bitcoin.
>โEveryone has Rice Krispies snacks at the moment,โ team Lotto staffer Bieke Cornelle told Velo. โTheyโre the most popular bar in the peloton!โ
>In fact, these Rice Krispies bars are the one โreal foodโ remaining in a nutrition plan built on scientifically concocted super-fuels.
>โThe only real food we use are Rice Krispie Bars. They give a high glycemic index, low fiber option,โ Red Bull-Bora-Hansgrohe nutritionist Will Girling said.
>โThey also give a texture and flavor difference that provides variety over the three weeks of a Tour. Theyโre the new rice cake!โ
>Like Girling says, the rice cakes that fed the Chris Froome era are out.
>These mushy piles of sushi rice and fats have been upgraded for a leaner, meaner alternative for the high-carb era.
>Ingredients: 50g butter/coconut oil, 300g marshmallows, 200g Rice Krispies
>Rough Nutritional Info Per Square: (15 squares) Calories ~ 150kcal, Carbohydrates ~ 30g, Protein ~ 2g, Fat ~ 3g
>Still, teammate Ilan Van Wilder had a rather remarkable explanation for Evenepoel 's early drop . "A lot of riders blew themselves up trying to match Visma-Lease a Bike's pace. And Visma itself too. Because the way they race, you simply can't keep it up all the way to Paris. Sorry to break it to you, but those guys smelled blood because Tadej had crashed and pulled out all the stops. And they got caught in the cold," he told Het Nieuwsblad.
Visma sisters, our answer?
>>149834941it's always the funnies shit in cycling when team tries to kill the competition with their pace and then ends up killing themselves and their leader
>>149834927>Rice Krispieswhat is it and how can I buy that in Austria
>>149834941SOQ chads have been firing shots whole tour, at restday conference there were simillar stabs.
>>149834977rice biscuits just get the cheap ones thereโs also more expensive ones that cater to women trying to lose weight
>>149829512>59 seconds between first and secondthis Tour it's going to be 15 minutes
Looking forward to Jonas not riding the TDF anymore
Giro and Vuelta farming from now on
>>149835049Dude is a puncher now, send him to liege and lombardia
>>149835062Send him to Ronde
>>149834828'advisory role'. he has no say in race day-to-day tactics
>>149834961To be fair, it seems they've killed everyone else too, besides Pogacar, who was the man they wanted to kill. Oh, and Roglic who killed himself
>>149832851nice, should try the part at the end someday, hope the roads are still there
>>149834941It was worth the try, you gotta strike it while it's hot. Their one big mistake was not to go full gas because Matteo was dropping. He's never going to make it, you need to commit to the plan as long as fishboy is feeling it. That allowed UAE to have everyone they wanted in the descent, the valley and the start of hautacam
>>149834988>>149835040rice krispies are like taking those rice biscuits and smashing them up into something like corn flake cereal, then mixing them with melted marshmallows and butter, spreading them into a rectange and allowing them to cool so they harden into a solid block
in the US you can buy rice krispies cereal which is just puffed rice. you can probably get it in one of your bio health food stores you austrians love so much
>>149835049giro was more entertaining than this
total domination is neat from like an athletics standpoint but not from an entertainment perspective
>>149835220Giro will end up being the best GT year and itโs not even close
>>149834961Yeah, it was kinda funny, but fishboy won time vs everybody else. So it still worked out fine I'd say. And now ROG will DNS anytime too rather than expose his precious golden nose 1s to the wind for Lipo
>>149835206I struggle to believe euros don't have rice crispies. The mainstay in breakfast cereals.
>>149835237at least in the netherlands, breakfast cereals aren't really a thing. I think in the albert heijn by my house it's just corn flakes or muesli
>>149835232I wonder how Roglic is grappling mentally with being sold the story he was going to be competing with Evenepoel, Vingegaard, and Pogacar to just end up being a middle of the pack player
>>149834961Agree its a nice aspect or cycling dynamic and tactics
>>149835237Only seen the Kellog's version here. Although the off brand rice crispies with chocolate are somehow allowed, but I guess price cartels are just weird like that
>>149835232I don't think putting 13s on lipo is a sign of good strategy
>>149835252He doesn't give a fuck about anything anymore, my dear Touristbert
>>149835270lipo would have overtaken him if he didn't try to keep roglic with him for 5km
>>149835275tapentadol is hell of a drug
>>149834961This always happened to Landa
>>149835275>>149835284did he crash yesterday, or?
>>149834961Ineos sayโs hello
>>149835232Roglic has NO IDEA who Lipowitz is
>>149835206>you can probably get it in one of your bio health food stores you austrians love so muchjust ordered 5 bags from a online reformgeschรคft
>>149831427yeah but Ulle diddnt give a fuck 50% of the year. He just wanted to eat nutella and drink beer
>>149835332is this not what we all want
I only do long distance cycling because I like being able to eat whatever I want
>>149835332don't forget the ciggies
>>149831442seems like Visma psyoped themselves into thinking Jonas had the better recovery just because Pogi diddnt feed in one hot stage 3 years ago. So they made him train his punch and decided to make the first ten days ultra hard to fight against one of the best current classic riders with a 60kg one trick pony mountain midget.
>>149834927I'd hate to be a pro-rider, consuming all that high carb sugar slop
>>149835320Jonas is OUT of TDF!!!
>>149831648i read a few years ago in the clinic that Lance had somewhat shitty natural values in one important metric (might have been V02 max or 02 transportation) and therefore profited a lot more from Epo than some of his enemies who had more natural talent
>>149834941>>149834961Crashing this box of matches with no survivors
>>149835371Cavendish was almost thrown out of british cycling program because his VO2 max was too low
>>149835306Kel, but he's about to find out soon enough and then he'll go "prepare for the la vuelta" instead
>>149834941Straight facts. I would love to be on the Jumbo team bus after the race. Arrogant pricks got spanked.
>>149835351I don't think Jonas' worsened climbing is due to different training, I just don't think he's back at his 21-23 level yet in general, and I don't believe he ever will be. What other tactic COULD Visma employ to beat Pogi, except for attempting to wear down the peloton. You have to realise, that they're not necessarily trying to wear down Pogi, but his team mates as well. Isolating him is honestly the best tactic imo, and Visma has a better team overall now that Almeida is out. Of course, it doesn't matter if Pogi can just win with solo attacks every stage, but if that's the case, Jonas could've never won regardless of training and tactics
>>149835416also felt like they were way better at actually utilizing the team back in that era.
kuss and wout played a much more prominent role protecting and leading before, where the hell are they now?
visma unironically seem to suffer from the fact that their riders are all TOO decent (Yates former GC rider, Sepp carried to his vuelta win, Wout wanting stages). Nobody seems to rally around jonas, they all just want to do their own thing on the team
>>149835270He's still 2mins down from fishboy. It was fine, you won't know if pog is hurt if you don't try. Their one mistake was to wait for Jorgenson. I still fucking hate those idiots, but in a way this pretty much secures fishboy the podium
>>149835379and yet he survived those mountains time and time again
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>>149823339>Cursed Coquard Fractures Finger in Freak Feed Bag Incident>narrowly survives time cut after bizarre injury in latest twist to his rough and tumble Tour de France.>Frenchman broke his finger snatching a feedbag bloated with water bottles on Thursdayโs stage up to Hautacam.>Coquard was then forced to drop out of the early breakaway for an awful-looking damage assessment from race medics before he spent hours being chased by the โbroom wagon.โ>โI took the bag and I was immediately in a lot of pain,โ Coquard told reporters waiting for him at the top of the HC summit. โWhen I looked at my hand, I saw that my finger was twisted.>โWhen I stopped with the doctors, I didnโt know what was happening. I made the decision to set off again, but it was a long ordeal,โ Coquard said Thursday.>โI had to do 90 kilometers on my own.โ>He was just five minutes in front of the time cut.>โThe hardest part was on the descents,โ Coquard said. โI couldnโt brake with my right hand, so I had to use only the rear brake.โ>Team Cofidis said Thursday night it was working on a quick fix for Coquardโs fractured finger.>โBryan will be fitted with a splint, and an orthopedist will travel to find a solution to adapt his position on the bike during the time trial,โ Cofidis wrote Thursday in a media statement.>One small consolation for Coquard in his cursed Tour de France?>His endeavors were recognized by Emmanuel Macron at the finish line Thursday. The French president had parachuted to the Pyrรฉnรฉes for a VIP appearance at Le Tour.>โAt least youโre smiling. Bravo, youโre courageous,โ Macron said to Coquard. โIโm crossing my fingers for you โ no bad play on words intended!โ
>>149835416I don't think they ever believed they could drop him. they just wanted to create splits or make him do something stupid by creating chaos. In the end they are ones who were stupid.
They should have done absolutely nothing and saved the team for the mountains. Trine was right after all.
>>149835416>and Visma has a better team overall now that Almeida is outboth wellens and narvaez were better in the deep final yesterday
>>149835263You mean Coco pops? It's basically candy for breakfast but british and american breakfast cereals are great. Sugar puffs the best by far. Puffed wheat glazed in sugar syrup. I don't eat cereal because I'm not 12 but good memories. Coco pops make the milk chocolatey.
>>149835416Jonas in 2024 had his best numbers. I think he's worse this year, yes. But pog was just out of this world last year, and he's probably not going to show his full potential now that he's pretty much won it.
>>149835435Visma need fresh blood, Kuss, WvA, even Yates are past their prime if we're honest. Jorgenson had a shit day but is kind of unproven on a GT level anyway.
UAE is starting to hit the same issue with A. Yates, Soler, Majka.
>>149835483Honestly yeah we should apologize to Trine both Yates and Wout breaks were stupid and useless and they werenโt present when it actually mattered
>>149835490Narvaez is pas normal tbqh
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>>149835480lmao. cursed team
>>149835500Yates literally just won the Giro
>>149834961Telekom Alpe d'Huez 2001
>>149835531This smells like they have a traitor in the team
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>>149835535and now he's too tired for the Tour
>>149835535yeah but he's been shit this Tour, barely won the stage against Arensman despite wheelsucking all day, now getting easily dropped without even doing a pull on the front
>>149835500UAE has del toro (albeit retarded) and ayuso (albeit retarded)
>>149835535Doesn't mean he isnt past his prime. He won not because of legs but tactical retardation from UAE aka rich movistar. He looks shite at this tour, just about beating arensman to a stage. He was 1 and a half minutes behind a Del Taco at the giro coming into the final important stage. Its not good enough.
>>149835554They really need to find a brain doping drug. Cycling could really benefit from this as a whole
Why are there no downhill ITT?
>>149835483How would Jonas beat Pogi with fresh legs AND with the entire UAE team fresh as well? I don't see it, you have to eliminate the assistants and force him to do work. If there is a crack in the tactic, it is that Jonas has been comitting to sprints/pulling in the peloton. They should be comfortable giving up a lead to Pogi, if the tactic is to wear him down. Also his TT was abysmal, which is really what has made the tactic an issue. If he'd TT'd decently, I think Jonas had a shot of winning still. As of now, 2nd is not even secured despite the comparatively weak competition. That's the issue. If Visma ride to win, they risk losing the podium entirely. Obviously Visma could ride easy and take second without a sweat, but why would they want that.
>>149835490I'll admit to that, but no one knew how good Wellens would be before the tour had startes, at which point the tactic had already been decided upon.
>>149835569it's not Safe(R)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jod-lKd_-c
can wait for le zigzague kino later
If Jumbo are getting Vauquelin that is a big positive for them, though Id wish the top riders didnt go to one of two teams. Onley will be moving youd think too but where, I wonder. I cant see Ineos because a lot of british riders have a grudge against british cycling establishment, though ineos is less involved with british cycling now.
Onley to UAE would be a curse on his career. Onley needs to either stay where he is or some team like Bora of Bahrain.
>>149835569There used to be
>>149835591They should bring them back. Maybe then Pidcock will have a chance of another stage
>>149835580why would Onley have a grudge against british cycling?
>11km
this shit is gonna be over by 3 today
>>149835496Exactly, that's why I think you should take out his assistants and try to isolate him. How do you win a boxing match against someone who has 40 pounds on you? Easy. You bring 5 other guys.
>>149835571>How would Jonas beat Pogi with fresh legs AND with the entire UAE team fresh as wellIf both teams had entered the mountains fresh it would be Kuss, Yates, Jorgenson vs Yates because Sivakov was ill and Almeida crashed out. All other domestiques should be dropped easily if they are fresh and set a high pace
>>149835620>smartest Dane
>>149835622you try that in the mountains not on week 1 sprint stages
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I think the point of visma was mainly to drop narvaez before the climb start. The full on leadout where pogi doesn't have to drop Jonas himself and then slowly rides away is deadly for them
>>149835616A lot of brits were shunned in recent years from British cycling development routes, Ben Healy the biggest example who changes nationality because of it. British cycling is an extremely cliquey organisation who favour certain personalities types over pure talent so it leaves riders scorned because they never got a chance despite being stronger than their peers.
British cycling development was very linked to track and their road riders would often be heavily influenced by their track team. It worked for the golden generation of Wiggins, Thomas, Rowe etc. They have olympic programs for youths too, so when I was racing as a youth I remember lads would show up in fancy kit but they weren't really that fast on the road. But they were the ones getting road opportunities at that age.
I don't know how it is now, I see a lot more brits going straight onto the continent into a dev team which IMO is actually brilliant, but I still think having a 'national' world tour team to nurture your nations talent in an environment they're more used to ie british staff and pros who can nurture them, then that'd produce better riders.
I don't know Onley's situation, I know he was supported by the Rayner fund which supports british riders racing on the continent as a charity. I don't think there's as much 'grudge' from riders this generation because generally people seem to WANT to go straight to europe and don't care for british cycling. But some still do, like Healy. I think it's more of a disconnect than grudge I guess. I'd want to race for a british team if I was a WT rider but that's just me.
>>149835639> 7Maybe for the last hour
>>149835682interesting info. all things considered, Onley to Ineos seems like a logical transfer if Onley has no hard feelings. Ineos is starving for GC talents and would grab him fast.
>>149835715>Onley to Ineos seems like a logical transferalso in ideal replacement for Slippy G as the resident chute merchant
>>149835754the collector got too many samples from Onley, so he's kinda chute proofed at this point
>>149835636But the idea is to make sure UAE didn't enter the mountains with good legs, so obviously you can't wait until the mountain stages
>>149835715>IneosThey're getting vauquelin
>>149835775but he's linked with Visma
>>149835623But then Pogi wouldn't be isolated which is the entire point of the tactic. Besides, your idea requires predicting that Almeida would crash out
>>149835770UAE didnโt take the bait however many times they just let go on these hard stages meanwhile Matteo had to go all in hard to keep the gc threat alive
I remember lads (me included) would actively travel to races where the likes of Askey was racing just to race him lmao. 3hr drive each way, good times. But the races where the olympic riders showed up no one gave a fuck, I can't even name one that I remember who made it big, though I don't follow track. A lot of the strong riders from my age generation went to europe bar maybe Vernon obviously who's a better trackie. Knight, Askey, Healy, Fred Wright I think too. Not sure if Ben Turner did track but I know he was involved a lot in the national team because he was blisteringly quick. Pidcock just won everything. Same with Askey, NC's would be collected by each of them because they were never in the same age group.
Regret not racing in belgium with my friend, he raced Remco a few times in some nationals. Good times.
>>149835715That would be really great to see. It's uncertain Jim will keep ineos as a sponsor for years to come so maybe Britian will have no WT team or sponsors. I think Ineos getting a clear out is good. Thomas retiring is brilliant, a whole new eco-system seems to be needed. New exciting riders. Carlito is a major disappointment, Arensman seems to be a liablity too. Bernal is just a C tier rider in this current peloton.
This roster is shite, 6 british riders, one retiring and one should retire. No national identity from any nation. Mix match all various nations I think is catastrophe for teams. They'll have more french which will be interesting. Need to really angle for the French + Anglo alliance here.
>>149835787Armirail is, French rumors have been putting vauquelin at ineos for a while now
>>149835799Agreed, UAE have been spectacular this tour. I think they've realised that depending on Pogi's ability alone is an unsustainable tactic, even though Pogi has only been improving lately.
>>149835787I made that up Rusbert. Because it made squeakers seethe uncontrollably and that is funny
>>149835835Also pogi could have won 2 more stages but they didn't even try
>>149835806watching Ineos collapsing from a juggernaut of cycling to their current state has been fascinating, not gonna lie. I still remember dumbass discussions how there should be pay limit because they dominated too much.
>>149835806Isn't "until" with one L. Nice professional website there
>>149835849On which stages do you think UAE have not been trying? In my eyes, they've been riding very cynically
>>149835851They were the concept, UAE are the real deal. Buying colnago is genuinely hilarious. It's like redbull f1 team HQ was next to UK Trek HQ. Trek refused to move when redbull wanted to expand. SO redbull bought the holding company that ran the building Trek HQ was leasing and just kicked them out lmfao.
Not long until the peloton begins colluding against UAE I think because their next generation is disgustingly over powered.
>>149835878Stage 6 and stage 10
>>149835878Stage 6, 10 and 11 they let the break go or he would have won
Imagine living in Loudenvielle
I'm still wondering why they chose Y1Rs instead of V5Rs for yesterday stage
>Tadej Pogacar is the first reigning World Champion since Bernard Hinault to win a summit finish at the Tour de France.
>>149835972me too. It doesnt make any sense
>>149835972Because they were climbing at 30km/h when pog got launched
>>149835979Eurosport commentators mentioned that yesterday. But personally, this metric is too dependent on the WC parcours. If the UCI choses a flat WC to pad Sagan's palmares, the climbers are at a distinct disadvange to achieve this.
>>149835179this, but roglic actually started off dead already
The quality of the top 10 is much worse than last year. Overall the level was higher in 2024
>>149836099Lipowitz Onley and Vauqelin will all age very well in future retrospect
Has it ever been more over for the Bee Hive? :โ(
>>149835897>>149835919Ah sorry, I misunderstood. I thought you meant that UAE had won stages without trying to
Tour of R*ssia has a rest day
>>149836175is it only russians and other CIS participating
>>149836197Spaniard Matvei TOKAREV is attending
Visma satellite tactic today
>>149835480I thought euros front braked with the left hand
>>149836231we do, I am confused as well
>>1498361572nd in the le tour is not an insignificant result, but I hope they finally put fishboy to farm some hilly one days and / or giro/vuelta. That would be better for everyone, including the quality of the other gts
>>149836175It's gonna be a BLAST :D
>>149835187Yeah sure still there, this one
Stage 3
Santhiร broke the fork and replaced it with wood + barbwire, we need this kind of racing in modern days
>>149836578he beats vinegar tday btw
>>149834941stop running your strategy through retarded youtubers lmao
>>149836563Yeah, heโs a good kid
>>149836617best burger comment in a while
what Remco did yesterday showed growth
>>149835351this is correct. they had the wrong theory about pogi recovery ability and based everything on that, ignoring recent and more salient evidence to the contrary. past uae incompetence baited visma into bad strategy.
>>149836558We suspect it's a fake rider, was common practice already back in the days
Like look at this, rider is from Cavagliร , surname is Santhiร like the near town, fake rider
>>149836662had to try something innit
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Why are you still making these threads ?
Don't you know the TdF ended yesterday ?
>>149825875You can move back to your lives now.
>>149836563btw OURGUY is obviously TRINE
Reminder that Pogacar is only 26 years old
>>149836666Can't wait for the tourists to move on, so we can get back to regular /cyc/ posting.
>>149836666This. I'm only here for tdf femme goon webms
>>149836666>go be a woman somewhere else
imagine a japanese person saying roel van sintmaartensdijk's name. row ran sintumartensrick
>>149836666Paris is nog steeds ver michel
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Orla is too brightly colored compared to the rest of the panel
>>149836712gooning is life
>cycling shitcoin commercial
I hate this gay reality
>>149836726Roeru ban sintumarutensuriku
if i was a pakistan protestor i would dive tackle mike woods at some point on this climb
>>149836730I have found myself transfixed by her dress
>>149836712It's coming in my town, ville arrivรฉe, I might go take a look at it and post pics if I can.
>>149836726Jsports broadcast doesn't start until 14:00 sadly
>>149836726you ought to her how a 'toids Japanese sounds to the native ear
>>149836752isn't dijk pronounced like dyke? should be daiku then
>>149836741Legit looks like a scam ad
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why did they single out Ploop?
>>149836730let her be a woman
>>149836813of course. I'm saying the rest should be in hawaiian shirts or something
>>149836805top 10'd last TT and reasonably good uphill not like there's anything but frauds in the first hour or so starters.
>>149836791I was following his attempted transliteration.
>>149836805Tree times ITT champion of his cuntry would be my guess
>>149836821I wish men could also wear whimsical patterns and not be bullied for it
>Injuries often manifests two days after a fall
>Day after you blow up you are often much stronger
>>149836666quads of truth
>>149836842I would feel incredibly self-conscious even if I wanted to wear something that loud
>>149827520Flybys if they've got them enabled and their rides are public. It shows them right on the main activity view.
>>149836844all in on roglic you say?
>>149836842you can if your a homosexual
>>149836864>>149836878if you are confident in yourself and self image you can do whatever you want without fear
don't forget you have free will retards
>>149836844they prob loaded him up on all the antiinflammatories and his blood is 10% tart cherry juice. won't be swollen as much.
>>149836887environment is a factor. it's a when in Rome type thing. if everyone is wearing whatever I wouldn't think twice about it but if you're the only one you're just an attention whore.
Where does seething about slovenian men rank?
>>149836910we have the same opinion in the netherlands I guess it's a cultural thing
>me if i met pogaturd in a dark alley
>>149836913between arguingonline and porn
>never get to sniff her shitter
why live
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he's so bad this Tour
>>149836913>arguing online is a hobby
>>149836913I have no idea what "manosphere" is supposed to mean. Also "MTG" and "Funko"
>>149836999Andrew Tate, Magic The Gathering, Plastic Figures
DO YOU EVEN GO OUTSIDE GRANDPA
>>149836999manosphere is the Joe Rogan bro type culture. funko is anime type doll collectibles. I also don't know what MTG is.
>>149835932Is that Felix Baumgartgoy in the background?
>>149837008Looks like I actually do, yes
>>149837020I JUST SAID ALL THIS SHIT IN A FORMER REPLY PLEASE PAY ATTENTION GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU
>>149836231I have right hand front brake. But I'm thinking of switching it to the euro style.
>>149837033my reply was a little more well considered and clearly better
>>149836728Luv me some Michel posting, never stop waffle
>>149837044alright dutch anon which reply did you like better, now you should also take into considering the speed at which you got an answer
>>149837044plastic figures is clearly better description of funko than "anime type doll collectibles"
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rarely seen Asian CC jersey
>>149837070the addition of the word collectibles makes the descriptions a draw
Manifesting alien itt Jonas today
>>149837053I personally preferred your analysis and breakdown on this matter, though I had a general idea what two of the three topics were. I would say this is another L for the amerilard, whose hobby is indeed arguing online.
>>149837098Alein TT from Jonas would be finishing within a minute of poogacar
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I don't understand the point of showing captain obvious comments like this.
german commentators keep saying there will be riders with TT bikes
I think if the Slovenian Balrog sees the Smeagolfishboy kwab on this TT before him he will just decide to take it slow too.
Doesnt want to squash any sliver of hope left at this point.
>>149837136If Jonas had any remaining self respect he'd simply dismount his bicycle and walk the rest if he's overtaken today.
thinking pogi will only win by 30 seconds or less today
>>149837136is the brown shit seaweed?
>>149836962forgot he's in the race
>disc wheel on a road bicycle
Sacrebleu
>>149836913Is posting on cyc considered arguing online ?
>>149837251only if you're schizobrit
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why though
>>149837251Yeah it is and what are you going to do about it???
>>149837259Another hater spotted
Disrespecting my boy Lenny
Can't even spell his name right
Give me a reason to not have rimbrake on this stage
>>149837282I mean, what women (or people for that matter) say they hate and what they actually hate are two different things right, RIGHT???
>>149836913whats the difference between Debating and ArguingOnline
>>149837265>Plapp plapp plapp plapp plapp plapp plapp plapp
>>149837285There's no good reasons not to have rimbrakes everywhere.
>>149837312maybe they mean the weird debating you burgers do like debate club
>>149837312debating connotes some intellectual rigor behind an argument and online shit is mostly just hot takes and visceral
>>149837295You'd think porn as a hobby is more appreciated by women considering a) they make enormous amount of porn and 5% of women in britain make porn and then b) they also watch a lot of porn themselves. Could be a fun cheap hobby to enjoy with your partner.
I think the term 'hobby' has cringe connotations though and most hobbies are cringe and boring anyway. And I don't doubt women think men shouldn't have hobbies, should be heckin' providing for them or someshit.
My point is society is cringe in general
When will Vingegaard start?
>>149837323>debate clubKek this, we went to one in secondary school. Most cringe fag shit ever. Organised discussion about pre determined topics and point scoring. WTF. I love cyc because I'm always right and I can call people retards for disagreeing with me.
I can't remember which greek egghead it was but they were known to get up whilst debating and just start flexing their muscles instead of making counterpoints. Literally me. I would have been a great greek philosopher.
Who's ready for some Ciclismo
>>149837333I had 2 partners who enjoyed porn, and they were more fun and unstable than the girls who thought porn was gross.
>>149834785Lipo is already 24, he's only a few months younger than Memco and only 2 years younger than Pog
>>149837376>unstable Based and chaos pilled. Don't want to turn out like those cucks having a relationship appraisal. Get the porn on the TV and the fanny OUT. Simple as.
>>149837388and approx how many bings?
>>149837400well itโs exactly 3 bongs at the time of your post now itโs minus 2 bings
>>149837401See you in 2 hours
>Sanne Jakobsen fra TV 2 Sport fortรฆller, at Jonas Vingegaard skal kรธre dagens etape pรฅ en spritny enkeltstartscykel, som han aldrig har kรธrt pรฅ fรธr. Reporteren melder, at cyklen blev leveret i gรฅr aftes.
Jonasbros the E-Bike buff is here
>>149837397I agree. more honest relationships generally speaking but the secrets were also more painful by orders of magnitude.
wtf couquard broke his fingers? how can he cyclismo?
>>149837434Failed snack-bag handoff destroyed it
>>149837008>Andrew TateThat's a hobby?
>>149837490with the amount of people here who regularly go for a casual rape session, you'd think berts would be more appreciative of good ol' Tate
>>149837323this shit is signal for dumb and annoying. red flag.
>>149837490hating women is a hobby, yes
>>149837220no its poop, its the bottom of the dish
I feel like a time trial like this only stratifies the field even more
Plapjack absolutely plapping this TT
I hate TTs. I think I'm going for a swim instead.
>>149837548What should the TT be like than?
gr*vel TT would shake things up a bit i reckon
>yellow crotch
did lenny piss himself?
>>149837563Stage 1a:ITT up Angliru
Stage 1b:ITT down Angliru
>>149837563I do enjoy the sort of novelty of this TT but your idea of gravel sounds pretty kino
>>149837548that's the point though, differentiating guys based on climbing ability. this is short enough to be testing a different range of skill compared to the long high altitude climbs
>>149837608yeah, but we all know the sprinters are shit and this just feels like it highlights the fact even more
>>149837548Should have been even harder!
60km TT ending on top of Col de la Loze
>>149837632sprinters need to be bullied more
>Time Attack stage
I sleep
This stage would have worked better as a Chrono-descent
Business idea: Florian Lipowitz podium and white jersey
Anybody done the math for how fast they'd have to go to beat the Plateau de Beille climbing record?
Fun fact Turgis sounds exactly like Tรผrschiss in German which is the act of shitting in your neighbors door.
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Plapp rapid
didn't even know he was in the race
>>149837788many such cases
>>149837774May i ask why the germans have a specific word for shitting in your neighbors door?
>>149837797see also, MOHORIC Matej
>>149837803That is how Germans show they love someone
>>149837767>Plateau de Beillecannot be beaten in a TT. visma basically paced for pogi with 2 guys at 7w/kg and he attacked for exact duration to empty the tank. the visma drafting accounts for quite a bit of pogi's record.
>>149836913>a third find comic books attractivewell i'm not complaining i guess
>>149837803scat fetishism was invented by the germans
>>149837810Beille 2024 will likely stay the best performance in cycling for a long time. And that record is never getting beaten
>>149837811Reading books is probably a top 5
>>149836913I knew being an animeonly was the right choice
>>149837803Eskimos have 100 words for snow, Germans have 100 for shit
>>149837867Landa in 4th, 5 minutes down was a cunthair off of Pantani's effort kek
Movistar having a stinker of a tour. Castrillo wanna do something soon
Imagine your twin brother in the top ten of the Tour de France while you're starting before the workday even starts, slumming it with breakaway jobbers
>>149837803All languages would have a word for that if they used compound nouns.
>>149836913rate my girl:
Cosplay (actually worked in a cafe)
MTG (casual)
Anime
Makeup
Crypto
Figures Collector
Porn
Gambling (Gacha)
>>149837905Could be worse he could be David van der Poel or Tilen Pogacar
Told the story here before, but I once was a grown german man take a shit in an extinguished campfire at a public campsite while his son stood by watching him. One of the most fucked things I ever saw.
>>149837933>I saw a grown german man
>Deep section in the front
>Low in the back
Sacrebleu
LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY LENNY
Why no one do TT bike for first smoll bit and do le bike change?
>>149837933>wasdont lie Jonas
Last straight looks brutal
>>149837933The true Aryan race unironically saar
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/157548041?currencyCode=GBP#/?channel=OVERSEAS
Looking at property near today's stage. Not much on offer. This looks good and comfy. Nicely renovated little chalet.
>>149837933>I once was a grown german man take a shit in an extinguished campfirek
>>149837891Lmfao, i do know scheiรe is a very important word in German, almost religious in gravity for them
>>149837933german tourists are the fucking worst. should ban them from entering our country
if you dont like shit you are not aryan, simple as
german (corded ware culture) burials and living quarters often contained pigs, so they were living with pigs in close quarters. this explains the cultural emphasis on shit
>German broadcast showing a feature on doping
>>149838041tf is this guy doing? Why not get out of the saddle at this point?
Germany and India is a match made in (shit)Heaven you'd think, yet the saars all move to Br*ttain and Cukanada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7HyGa2YFg4&list=
lol poop
>>149837929>Gambling (Gacha)Run
>>149838106most Indians aren't muslim. Germany only opens its border to the followers of the one and true religion
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what is this posture
>>149838019well, only the trashiest of the trashy would visit D*nmark, so I'm not surprised
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Pipi Paret-Peintre looks skelly as fuck
>>149838171basically every country I've visited, the worst tourists were by far the germans and chinese.
>>149838216the ski jumper?
>>149838209And yet people all over the world love us, and dont know shit about you.
There we go, Full screen W24T knee gore
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>>149838263pretty cute you think that.
You're known for destroying your country with migration, and loving shit
If aero is so important in time trials why they don't attach a formula 1 front wing to the handlebars?
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yesterday all penis talk
today all shit talk
what will it be tomorrow?
>>149838122it's fine i've established an annual budget of 5000 dollars on gacha
WOUT
WOUT
WOUT
WOUT
WOUT
WOUT
WOUT
I wonder did someone at Redbull get fired for signing Wout instead of Poel. What a blunder
>>149838289wings in F1 is for downwards force
>>149838336so invert it so you can get upwards force on the climbs
>>149838216Focus on your TT jorgie
>>149838289they dont need grip, they need less resistance. game is different.
>>149838332How many times was MVDP celebrated in Paris again?
>>149838369woah, what a place
>>149838369imagine living there
>>1498383768 times I believe
>>149838376Ah yes, being "celebrated" in Paris, whatever that means, the highest honor in cycling
Sausage meat, bacon, mozzarella and tomato paste on a naan. 2100 calorie
imagine suffering through 5 ITT and 2 TTT like in 1979
>>149838398Yeah winning a green jersey is better than MVDPs entire career.
>>149838269WE NEED TO SEE IT
Poep
Kak
Schijt
Stront
Keutel
Drol
Uitwerpsel
Mest
Excrement
Fecaliรซn
Lul
Pik
Piemel
Zwans
Plasser
Snikkel
Piel
Leuter
>>149838406cancerous and sulfurous
>>149838393t. Frank Lloyd Wright
>>149838406cute. would devour
some insect fucked up MVDPโs face
why doe?
this is dumbman not hardman
pointless
>>149838477Fingers crossed
the romanian commentator said that vinge might be a masochist if he really wants to go to get bullied again in vuelta
>>149838500masochism is the basis of cyclism
>>149838494if the winner of today's stage does 22:27 or faster he is OTL
Do the cyclists have access to team radio during TT?
>>149838500honestly with the wife he has. He probably is
>>149838500its a humiliation ritual at this point
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colorful cassette
>>149838510Prodhomme pussied out
Foss looks like matt damon
>>149838565yes that is the timecut calculated at 40% which is the adjusted timelimit. the normal one would've been much lower
Alaphilippe... now that was a cyclist
>>149838563>3D printed titanium RDHpaypigs are EDGING
>>149838610so is Jonas gonna be better or worse today
>>149838500what do you think Trine does to him in the bรฆdrรธm
Hm, this time I will go running after the stage.
It's a short TT.
>>149838626> bรฆ drรธmwhat did he mean by this
>>149838615printed titanium makes my dick hard
>>149838634German dreams.
>>149838634I was making fun of your stupid potato throated language by typing bedroom in a silly way.
>>149837401okay im turning on my TV
>>149838626pegging, what else
>>149838662I know, but the word you made means "shit dream"
>>149838662gypsies have NO right to talk shit about languages
you always sound drunk and homeless when you open your mouth
>>149838671spooning and hand holding
>>149838626It was said that face sitting is strictly verboten in his contract.
>>149838500all cyclists are either sadists or masochists, but the split has got to be something like 1 sadist to every 99 masochists. Lance was a sadist, Pog too.
Tfw no more time trials in the tour...
Feels bad man
>>149838662Bรฆ = shit
Drรธm = dream
>>149838713poogacar is a sissy bottom, that's what he is
Business idea: Everybody outside of top 10 should ride TT stages together for a kino sprint finish
>>149838735I always thought he had a lavender relationship. He's one of the rare kid less unmarried runners.
>everyone is on road bike
I saw some "experts" yesterday who were talking about doing it entirely on a TT bike or doing a bike change
Fucking hell, it doesn't look even close to 17%.
>>149838713sadists glom on to breakaways and don't ever ride on the front
Business idea, no hill TTs. This is literally the boringest race I have ever seen
>>149838772not true, they thrive on bullying the whole peloton. Why do retards like memeco ride for Pog?
>>149838780It's the first one in 21 years
>>149838764pretty sure we will see some road bikes with TT bars
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>>149838758>lavender relationshipThat's a new one I never heard before. Considering Urska is into black men that'd be a best case. Reality is he'll watch her getting fucked and then slurp the BBC serum off her pussy. It's not about her for him, it's about the BBC bucks.
I didn't know G Thomas was actually in the race
always nice to see visma lose tadej going to humble this dirty team vamos
>>149838795this is an American tier post
>>149826368 (OP)dead tour
dead sport
thread/
>>149838818Yeah I got too into the fantasy and now I feel a bit dirty. Need a break from posting for a bit I think
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Apparently its cold on tourmalet tomorrow, remember Jonas has viking blood. This will be our time. Tadej will finally crack on the freezing descent
>>149838786all GC guys are masochists because they are willing to push themselves past their limits to climb. sprinters are the only sadist because they make everyone work for them only to sprint for glory at the very end
ARD is showing cattle getting blessed
>>149838844how about say, a full on sabbatical. a year or so. i'll even pay your salary from your job over the break
>>149838844I think that is best for everyone
>>149838844I thought bongs were into the water sports in the bedroom and being humiliated
>>149838857how do you crack on a descent
>>149838805He has an interesting job, is reasonably well paid, and is in good shape. Every attribute men are told women desire, this guy has.
DOPACAR is shitting BRICKS seeing this
I don't know why I arrived this early, nobody cares about the race, it will be an absolute slurper until 16:55 or something.
>>149838865>jobhe is a schizophrenic neet bert
>>149838861More consistent would be GC leaders as sadists fir fircing their domestiques to pull, and domestiques being masochists for agreeing to do so despite vastly less prestige.
Quinn Simmons' dad has a nice beard
>>149838873Have you ever tried riding a cold rainy mountain descent? It's not fun
>>149838863>Pogacar about to catch Vingegaard>Sleeper agent P, unleash the sheep!
>>149838887wow. your telling me this for the first time.
>>149838857Dude, Pogi literally gets superpowers if it's cold or rainy, it's over
> ynr Fraud van den broek
>>149838857giga copium the only thing that will crack is when tadej rips jonas a new asshole
Why is Simmons wearing a helmet with a wig attached?
>>149838888I see the GC leaders often go back to the team car for the feedbag. they also help to increase the pay for the domestiques by winning and giving them increased exposure. there is an element of symbiosis in the relationship since the other riders are mostly npcs otherwise.
>>149838891love seeing them stuff as many wads of newspaper under their jerseys before the descent
>German commentator seething about Lance yet fucking again
>>149838930based honestly
>>149838930everyone loved Jan but Lance deserved his props also
Gonna make a bold prediction that Jonas takes some time back today, not a lot, maybe 30s maximum, but a bit.
Tadej went real deep yesterday, he's probably going to take it a bit easier today.
>>149838946>Tadej went real deep yesterdaso did Jonas
>>149838946nah. Tadej is just on another level.
Details about Slovene bid to host the first three stage of the 2028 or 2029 TdF.
https://www.rtvslo.si/sport/kolesarstvo/dirka-po-franciji/veliki-start-2029-za-10-do-12-milijonov-evrov-in-s-ciljem-etape-na-vrsicu/752326
>>149838946You're reverse jinxing since the start of the Tour
>>149838892i hate the ard broadcast so much. yesterdays 30 min zimmermann interview during one of the climbs was just insane
>>149838968Me posting on /cyc/
>>149838946Tadej isn't going to pass up this stage by going easier, shitty prediction also also also jonas face yesterday on hautacam yikess he suffered more than tadej
>>149838972not a fan of grand depart outside france
Simmons rocking the Morgan Spurlock look
Quinn is the good guy of the tour. I have always loved him from the start. I hope he moves team to somewhere that'll appreciate him.
>>149838938props as in what, prosthetic testicles?
>>149838994Rumours say Luxembourg and Slovenia for 2028/2029 kek. 4 foreign grands dรฉparts in a row probably
>>149839016he, wheely and mvdp have kept this tour alive
>>149838972When will they do it in the Emirates?
>>149838946Hard to believe as it's mountain TT, but could be 10-20s if he push all in
>>149839022he brought cycling into the mainstream globally for better and for worse
>>149839016He deserve to be supercombative
>>149839025NOOO, it's OUR turn
>>149838946Did you see jonas face yesterday? He looked like he was about to die, while pogacar looked like was simply doing a hard effort
>>149839041>globallyIn America maybe. And they forgot about it as fast
so is Pogi gonna ride his normal bike or a TT/roadbike hybrid bike like Jonas
>>149839047Appeasing the fans on this TT will actually be another point in his favor I think. Always on or off the front on non GC days.
>>149839062if you buy a globe the USA will always be on the front facing side. so yes.
>>149839041that's another reason to make me hate him that I didn't previously think of, cycling used to be Escartin, Lelli, Belli, Museeuw and Rolf Sรถrensen, and yes, it was better that way
>>149839062>In America maybe. that's pure cope. no one outside of the cycling community and Slovenia even knows the name Tadej and it's a shame.
>>149839063Adam is on the Y1Rs, so I guess he will also use that
maybe with clip-on TT bars
feeling like Remco is gonna be amazing today
>>149839062If anything interest in europe fell because of Lance.
>>149839071soon then I hope
Visma done with their retarded TT helmets huh
>tfw you will never see a Pikes Peak tdf prolog
>>14983881851st state innit
fat old men in lycra should be a capital punishment crime along with fat birds in jeggings and daisy dukes
hope Jorgensen finishes out of the top ten
what if he was named sepp kiss and he gave me a nice big smooch on the mouth
>>149839173How? Dude is so inconsistent, super lefty faggot, performances aren't even that good, extremely one dimensional and he was given a grand tour win for free but still said he can win the tour lmao. And his face is extremely punchable.
>Russian flag still censored
Will this ever end?
>>149839184>what if he was named sepp kissBut he is
>>149839025Meh atheist those are likeable countries with native population and no nuggets muslims or jeets
>>149839091>clip-on TT barsthese are probably don't exist for a Y1Rs cockpit
>>149839086Every man woman and child in Denmark knows Tadej Pogacar
>>149839190>given a grand tour win for freewhat about all the other riders in the vuelta?
Supposedly 300g of weight saved by Pog, riding an unpainted bike
>>14983914340km 2500m climb I wonder how fast they could do it.
How long until the good riders start? Mostly interested in Remco shitting the bed and Pogacar overtaking Vingegaard on the road.
>>149839238He could also just use a rim brake bike. It's not like he will need to brake in this TT
>>149839184In Dutch it's Kus so it's already right. Go away anglo
jonas with the TT bike kek
>>149839237Jonas and Roglic? His team mates who didn't attack him? Free.
Why is Van Gils so bad this year
i feel like Jonas riding on a TT/normal bike hybrid is another BIG MISTAKE from Vismashit
just like waiting on Jorgenson yesterday
>Ben Healy is going to ride the Time Trial in a soggy wet suit
Business idea: the bottom 100 guys on GC don't do the TT at all. They are all given the same time as the slowest guy who does it. speed up this pointless boring shit. It only matters for like 20 riders.
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>>149839246Colnago make one would be kino if stepped out on rimmies
>>149839258who, dont you mean eetvelt the new pogi?
>>149839236a relatively insular country of 6m people where cycling has traditionally had a large following doesn't disprove my larger point
>>149839209We can stop censoring when they collapse.
>>149839240Thats why I would like to see it.
>>149839275I think you underestimate how large the "cycling community" is in most of Europe. The Tour de France isn't a niche sporting event it's appointment viewing and recapped on the evening news in a lot of places
>>149839260they'll encase his whole torso in ice and he'll still overheat
Vlasov still riding with his cuckflag
fuck the UCI tbhh
Reminder that before this year, Pogi rode on the shittiest bike in the peloton (the V4Rs)
>big egg helmet
>rides out of the saddle
>>149839209when they cease to be bad
>>1498389461:12 difference and a win for Pogacar
Is it me or is Ben Healy homo?
Is Harry Sweeny related to Sydney Sweeney?
>>149839041yeah thanks for the dentists lance!!!!!!!!!!
Luke Slap kinda pass normal
>>149839313it's the earrings pour moi
>>149839262Awful. I like seeing everyone.
>>149838874hes fuck ugly and reddit like
negative aura is what the zoomers (of which i am one ) would say i believe
if Jonas loses MINUTES today and tomorrow will Visma pull him from the race on the rest day?
>>149839313No he's just a zoomer
>>149839143It took me 2 hours 48 minutes a few years ago. Want to go back to Colorado to try again but I live at sea level now the elevation might KO me
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>>149839310I doubt the gap will be big after a fresh TT
>>149838874Have you heard him talking? He speaks like a caveman, no judgements but I was surprised
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>>149839086nah, I'm pretty sure a lot of people who follow sports loosely know of him. Just like mondo, a lot of people that don't follow the sport still know who he is more or less.
>>149839299ofc I know how big it has always been in Europe compared to the states. mainstream coverage has all but disappeared here since the doping era though.
>>149839336Pog would do sub 2 hour inshallah
>>149839339From the insider info I heard Pogacar is feeling extremely well and will go full throttle.
>>149839209When russia getโs balkanized but I doubt USA wants that either since it would be too good for EU
>>149839115RCS hire this man
>>149839338Its all your fault. Should have killed them all.
*PLAPP PLAPP PLAPP* GET FIRST GET FIRST *PLAPP PLAPP PLAPP*
yates going to be tired tomorrow
what if Plapp used disk wheel to hide the motor?
>>149839352I'd like to believe you're right, but I bet the name of Lance Armstrong is probably still more well known than Tadej with casual sports fans.
Looks like Jonas and Remco will go with modified TT bikes, Tadej with his usual road bike
>>149839381lmao dumb kids. Dealy is not a real word
>>149839381They spelled delay wrong...
>Jonas with that ugly massive helmet
>>149839394what if 90% don't even try in a TT
How big are Remco Al-Andalusi ibn Evenepoel's chances
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>>149839399Too much effort to transfer the motor to a new bike.
>Jonas using the retard TT helmet
DANEBROS IM FEELING ATLEAST A MINUTE LOST TODAY
Skjellymose to come out of nowhere and win the stage
>ever since I was a young kid I always wanted to be a rocket
>>149839410jonas takes massive aura hit with this helmet. can't root for alien looking mofo
>Jonas with the cuck helmet
>>149839415At least a minute an a half today regardless of kit. Probably 2 minutes with that set up.
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>>149839418is rocket like some slang for something faggy?
>he's wearing the fugly helmet
humiliation ritual
>>149839410jesus christ this canโt be optimal
Jonas gonna get cooked under that helmet
Imagine Trine face when she realizes Jonas has to spend more time outside of dark cold Denmark.
0.01% better aero but you look like a retard
>>149838994Meh, the first days are useless anyway, might as well cash in some money
>>149839425why the helmet? he will get a heatstroke in there and its heavy
>>149839033Giro will do it to convice Pogi to return
>>149839461the "i know im fucked heh heh" smile
> kuss finds and moves in with his gf
> Wout gets a kid
Are these the real reasons why they dropped their level so much?
>>149839409low
aero-manletism does not help much at 25 km/h
What did Rog say to Jonas?
>>149839458maybe they put it in the freezer before
>>149839461smiling 'cause he know
He's just wearing that helmet to pop the boys
mhhh
Roglic also on the TT bike
>>149839475not his fault btw. they are parking on the bikepath
>>149839475he did a Bernal
ROGLIC is STILL co-leader, how retarded is RBH?
>>149839469probably
no need to be hungry anymore
they will be fine without winning a single other race
>>149839475>not my problem
>>149839475Yeah it happened to me as well but in a moindre mesure.
KUSSEN actually with a good time while chilling lol
>>149839500he's not that far behind and there are still many mountain stages to come
>>149839498I don't get how anyone can spend that much time ignoring their surroundings in a situation like that
They're Goldberging Remco
>>149839500he might get in a break save the GC
heโs also never having another title as captain or co captain his macho ego wouldnโt be able to handle
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huh. this is allowed somehow
Jonas and Pogi side by side
nice shot
LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO
>>149839530I get that but around moving cars and not looking ahead more often? there's a reason it doesn't happen to most people more often.
>>149839536SBS's broadcast is kino.
Roglic same T1 as Jorgenson
>>149839536he must have been in that chair for hours now tbf
>>149839539Eurosports espaรฑa has been shitting on him
>>149839522CEO/dentist/andrew tate enthusiast
Lipo looks like a proper athlete
>>149839543>chad ERECT helmet>beta FLACID helmet
TT bars on climb like this seems a mistake
>TT bike
Bora being retarded again
Bookman has given up. Sad!
>>149839564if you can push your normal watts and be comfy on a TT bike on 7-8% then the aero is still a factor
>>149839547Definitely, happened to me. You need 20 seconds only not looking ahead to cover a good distance and hit something that was not there previously
they don't even show Roglic kek
gonne be funny seeing liposhits kwab this tt
remco and bora boys are on the TT because apparently its very light
>>149839552NOOOOOO, tell me it's not true, sneeding hard over here
>Lipowitz bike is 7.5kg
When did pro cyclists decided that weight was overrated
Is there anypoint watching when Pog is so far ahead? Boring tour imo
>>149839580enough to make up for 1 kg of additional weight?
Why the fuck is the fish in TT helmet?
Rolling to see how much minutes Virgingaard will lose to Pogachad
>>149839595When the manufacturers decided that
>>149839606flashbacks to 2023 INBOUND
>>149839606humiliation ritual
>>149839600>TT bars>1 kgThey're like a couple hundred grams at most.
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BOW DOWN TO YOUR BIG DADDY YOU FILTHY DANES
>>149839606It's a time trial you nong.
>>149839616Occitan phenotype
Jonas gonna get ROGLIC'ed 2020 style
its gonna be a disaster danebros
that zoom in on the crotch. wouln't do it if womens
>>149839616In the 74% of people who will willingly comply hurting other people "just because". The same people who only support winners.
>>149839616bricked kid
imagine rooting for Pogimerda
his parents have failed him
When Jonas crosses the finish line you'll see Pog in the background :)
>"Just do your best and have fun."
>>149839598no
autists and countryside fans only
Will the fish be caught today?
only way Jonas wins is we see divine intervention live on TV
>>149839629imagine if the roles were reversed
>>149839629Need this for Kasia
>>149839595Today is an ideal time for Colnago to use their rim bike desu (desu)
>>149839652watching guys crack on climbs is always high drama for me regardless of the race status
Roglic took 30 seconds on Jorgenson on T2
Jonas nearly as fast as Remco
>>149839616Kid is a big Man City/Real/psg fan as well.
Jonas same time as Remco at T1
AND HALLAND JOHANNESEN HAS TURNED AROUND AND IS NOW DESCENDING. IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S AIMING FOR THE YELLOW JERSEY
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Are there any cars following in case there's a mechanical issue?
>Berts forgot about Monte Lussari
Roglic his last huzzah
enjoy it boys
thank you primoz i kneel
Do we think Pog is just more doped up than anyone else?
I think Pogi made a mistake with the bike, or the UAE TT bike is so shit he was forced to do this
You can get up this climb on the TT bars all the way
That blood could melt steel beams
Pog first at T1 with no TT bike lol
>>149839694No, he just believes more in the heart of the watts
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK
THIS CAN NOT BE REAL
apologize to Colnago right fucking now
>>149839694He just wants it more
Rogla found a few old bags in the back of the fridge last night
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>Pog already faster than Jonas on the flat without TT bike/gear
>>149839694Advanced Ketone Research
>faster than the TT specialist on the flat part on a road bike
worms in his blood
lmao pog just trying to fry the fish no mercy
so fucking obvious. shameless
>>149839695making it more interesting
i dont believe it anymore
he is NOT CLEAN
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>>149839694he's got that dubai kush iykyk
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAH YOU REALLY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SOMEONE ELSE
why did kwabberson go all out?
>>149839410Haven't played Dota 2 for more than 9 years
Huh, I thought the second day after a crash is the worst
>>149839695Colagno is so shit that he cant use it, worst thing its even a UAE company nowadays
PLAPP PLAPP PLAPP PLAPP PLAPP PLAPP
PLAPP PLAPP PLAPP PLAPP PLAPP PLAPP
How is Plapps time this good?
When they find him more doped up than Armstrong, what happens?
Jonas' aerodynamic helmet will start to show its worth as the steepness of the road increases.
>>149839721If he overtakes him Visma should just quit cycling and dissolve the company desu
>>149839748Jonas will DNS after the rest day
Remco with the negative negative split to come from behind
>>149839743It was downhill earlier in the day
>>149839740it is the worst
Come on Pogi, knock out some slurpers
kek have the Cycling News servers melted yet
>>149839740Yes, no imagine if he didn't crash
The helmet is absolutely ridiculous
>>149839743Left nothing in the tank in the final section. All heart.
are slovenian femboy bodies just the peak physique for cycling?
>Wearing the AYYYLMAO helmet and using tt bike and still losing time to pog on a regular ass bike with a normal helmet
uh oh
>start with TT bike
>dont use TT bars
5D chess again from Pogis enemies
>>149839748Onley and Lipo podium (Remco will crack)
Should Remco realistically stop aiming for the podium and rather hunt stages?
post your feeling when Mou will keep on posting till 2030
Roglic bros we are so back
>>149839782he's too proud for that
>>149839774Please no kicking after somebody is on the ground already
>>149839785imagine not having Mou muted MONTHS ago
Bravo Felix, two good days in a row
>>149839789plus he already won a stage
>>149839782that would be admitting defeat on his jihad against team visma
climbing on a TT bike always looks silly desu
Pogacar looking very aero on the bike
probably saving him around 100 wattas
>>149839785this would be antisemitic
>>149839774It literally DOESN'T MATTER
Just pedal harder, that's all there is to it
jesus fucking christ
why are Remco and Jonas SO FUCKING BAAAAAAD
PUSH SOME PEDALS YOU FUCKING FRAUDS
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no bartape to save few more grams
>>149839798Should change bikes halfway through.
>>149839743true blue aussie grit m8
>>149839814Pogacar is going to swoop both at this rate
>>149839814seriously, why dont they just go harder
Weakminded since his conversion to pislam
remco should become friends with dries van langenhove instead
PARTY ROG IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
+26 HAHAHAHAHAHA
LIPO WILL BLOW HIM UP
Week 3 Rog is gonna hit like a truck (if he doesn't crash, big if). I'm fairly certain he'll podium.
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HELMET HATERS, APOLOGISE.
APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW.
>>149839815>no tape>no gloveswhat is this guy on
>destroying Roglic and Remco
>about to be destroyed by Pogi
this fucking sport
Chris Froome imagines the gallons of piss that would be flooding the roads and gives a skeletal chuckle.
Told you all that Lipo was a better GT rider for the future than Remshit
Imagine how kino the TDF would be without these two mutants
>>149839851Pogi is truly just going to spend the rest of his career punishing Jonas for 2023
>>149839850worm friction grease
Jonas ugly ass helmet makes him look like he is mushroom girl from my hero academia
hate these doped out mutants
>>149839860so......the Giro this year?
poor effort from Pog
pick up the pace you slacker
>23 seconds
not even hiding it lmao
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THATS IT IM BUYING A Y1RS
SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEK
RAID THEIR BUS
>>149839833Confirmed hes converted?
Lmao he's 53 seconds faster than Roglic
Itโs over for third place remcuck
>>149839875And on top of that he's injuries
pogicar will average 8w/kg and then redditors will cum about how awesome he is
fucking shambles of a sport how can any commentator sit there with a straight face and be complicit
>when you are positive because Jonas only lost 23 sec at T2
is this what the french felt and still feel after 40 years?
Even his bike is choking.
can you imagine the inccoent stupid grin on pogis face when he gets caught with dope
WE ARE HAVING FRIED FISH TONIGHT, SHEIK BROS WE ARE FEASTING ON HALAL FOOD
Heโs on an e-bike itโs that simples
>>149839887Redditors are swearing off the sport because of Pogi what are you talking about
>remco pretending to have gear problems
COPING MUSLIM MANLET
>>149839875And then comes Lance out of retirement and goes 1 min faster still
>>149839868or just a big penis demon
21 stage wins
put that in your pipe and smoke it
>>149839888dont tell me about my sport you casual zoomer, im watching since the last millenium and Legweak and Froome were the biggest talentless frauds ever
>>149839888All commentators are mega soys
>>149839899For real?
nuke slovenia
mutt country
i just dont get it if its really dope why arent the other teams doing it aswell
LIPO LIPO LIPO
FUCK MEMCO
Contador would have won this race
Why doesnt Vingegaard use Pogi's saddle tilt to compensatie for the % hack, its obviously working
Why can't the make a TT bar bidon that you can throw away???
REMCO TO BE OVERTAKEN BY FISH.
KWAAAAAB
Landis would have won this race
>>149839919because Pogi is allowed to dope just as Lance was allowed to dope
Onley 30s on Froglin eheh
now he can pretend it's mechanical fault
UAE outclasses Visma in every aspect
>>149839919I think it's partially decency. There is no decency in fagacar's performances. That is the shit that will get you busted.
Battle for third might actually be fun
>>149839862pas my friend, definitely pas.
just gonna pretend Pogi does not exist and that Jonas will get all his wins in 10 years
I haven't watched cycling until this year and just looking at historical stats I can say with 100% certainty that Pogacar is doping.
Roglic would have won if he was on the SL8
>Onley
>Vauquelin
>Lipowitz
>Remco
Interesting fight for White+podium this
>>149839933Ayuso is gonna be angry at UAE and reveal the extend of doping
that bora dude has massive calfs
>>149839948>>149839950keep coping cuck scandiโs
>>149839940>dope, but do it responsiblyyou're something else
>>149839941100% whole of top 10 looks good except 1-2. Wish they wouldn't just focus on pogacar up every climb. I want to see racing not solo TT.
JONAS NOT GONNA BE THE KWAB OF THE DAY
TOTAL REMCHUD DEATH
HE'S CATCHING HIM AHAHAHAH
>>149839945Every single post stage thread
>getting caught by the worst Jonas in 5 years
HAHAHAHAHAHA MEMCOSISTERS WHAT IS THE EXCUSE NOW
This is what Islam does to a person
OH NO NO NO NO
based fish cucking the muslim
back to the giro boy
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Remco will not recover from this
Remco is not going to finish in the top 10gc this way
>>149839964thank god for the belgians
>people already forgetting Vinge's pas normal TT 2 years ago
>>149839958Everyone at the top is up to something. I don't think it's 90's/2000's tier. But those who do shouldn't just win everythiung all season round by 3 minues every time. That's stupid.
Pogacar is going to catch vingegaard next
What bike do you lads ride? I have a rim brake Giant TCR from 2020 and some used di2 I bought last year
Remco will retire from cycling today
Pisslamist sisters we got humiliated by the norse gods today
He's so fast he's faster than himself.
July 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Here comes Pogaฤar...and it's big! 24 seconds up on Vingegaard, 52 seconds up on Pogaฤar, and over a minute on everyone else.
>>149839985oh lord he comin
touching slimy alien fish is absolutely haram remco better get a move on
He didnโt have to do that. Lack of respect.
that slowmo chase down
absolute kino
>inb4 fish DQed for drafting
HAHAHAH ARAB PUSSY CONFIRMED AS POISON
>>149840011I agree. These scandies are weirdos
WHAT THE FUCK
JONAS CATCHES REMCO AND HE STILL DESTRYES HIM
PAAAAASSS NOOOOORMALLLLL
Cavendish seething right now
>>149839948>>149839957Vingegaard is also doping.
>>149840002Whatever bike is outside the local office building
>Chase down and overtake the rider ahead of you
>Still get absolutely demolished by Pogacar
kwab
my guess was pog taking 30 seconds
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Pog wins
ANOTHER 2ND PLACE HAHAHAH
Who is this vingegor guy the commentator keeps talking bout? is he vingegaards brother
any commentators hinting at doping?
sporza not at all
>>149840002Some motobecane from like 20 years ago.
1. Tadej Pogacar
2. Jonas Vingegaard
3. Primoz Roglic
4. Florian Lipowitz
5. Luke Plapp
6. Matteo Jorgenson
7. Oscar Onley
8. Adam Yates
9. Lenny Martinez
10. Felix Gall
11. Kevin Vauquelin
12. Remco Evenepoel
13. Carlos Rodriguez
14. Tobias Johannessen
15. Harrison Sweeny
These are the point scorers today
>>149839996bro that TT was a smallish 12% av gradient ramp followed by a 20 min 12% ramp
of course jonas would beat pogacar on that (in a normal world pre-giga doping pog)
what the actual fuck
Jonas did an insane TT and yet HE STILL GETS SMOKED
DOPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGEEEEEE
Heres how only losing 36 seconds is actually good for Vinge
>>149840039tbf he only caught Remco
Can't wait for the autists to crunch the numbers on this one
>Remco behind Kevin and Lenny
lmao
LIPO 6 SECONDS FROM PODIUM
>Roglic 3rd
Just like in GC in Paris :)
>>149840048They will not risk their jobs for this
>>149840047Yeah, in RTVE it's the same. Idk why, last year they said Vingegaard
I have no cheese but I must squeak
>>149840048memco is just completely drained from hard racing. jonas-pog gap is very normal.
15th pogi-vinge 1-2 finish in tdf, guess the results
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lipo takes 3rd tomorrow by minutes
The crash a few days ago made him take the good stuff overnight to recover. He's been untouchable ever since.
vingegaard is still riding himself into shape
>>149840079Nice mushroomhead, nerd!
Lipo 6s behind Remco in the GC.
Didn't expect the Roglic surge desu, good on him.
FUCKING HATE SLOVENIA
FUCKING HATE POGACAR
FUCKING HATE ALL THESE BALKAN FUCKERS
HOPE THEY ALL DIE IN A PITCH OF FIRE AND TAR
HOPE THE REST OF POGACARS FAMILY GETS KIDNAPPED BY HIS CRAAZY AUNT
FUCK HIM AND FUCK UAE
FUCK SOLA
AND FUCK GIANNETI
What a pleasant competition, the suspense is now thrilling.
>pogiwunslol
>Jonas dead
>Pogi casually drinking water
>>149840079did he take off the visor
>>149840079Why does he have a red mushroom on top of his head?
>>149840086Mezgec perhaps?
>>149840061it is, his current target is 2nd place and that's certain
Why does Pogi cause so much seethe? Hes way more likeable than robot Jonas fish boy
Jarno won another race today, tik tok Remco
>>149840079Why does his helmet have teeth at the front?
>>149840039Remcuck cracked hard tho
Insane that the difference between the best one and the 4th best one is almost 10%.
Good. Kill the fish so you can win 10 tdf my goat
>>149840096Pogi will run out of steam in the 5th week
HOPE HE CRASHES OFF A MOUNTAIN SIDE LIKE MADER
FUCK THIS DOPER
Are we going to see the RARE (mythical status) Rog domestique???
Urska Zigfart getting brutally inseminated by a fertile black buck
>Pogi 4 minutes ahead of Jonas
>>149840048RTBF commentators are starting to ask questions.
Jonas looks fucking DEAD
PoGOD outclassed them once again LMAOOOOOO
You could see Remco wasn't in a good day as soon as the climb started
>>149840118they are opposite types of autismo
robot fish vs silly bike boy
My friendship with moutain stages is over, now flat stages are my best friend.
Will Sean Kelly start to squeak????????
fuck Remco
Widar won again today
Remco will never recover from this. it's probably the first time anyone overtook him in ITT ever
Lot's of riders probably got eliminated due to this doping fuck
How many minutes would Pog be ahead without the crash?
top kek cringegard with that fucking meme helmet
He's turning into a laughing stock
schizobrit remember to keep taking your coping meds, pogacar is gonna keep winning lol
>>149840132The play here? It's spamming AI blacked porn of Urska all over twatter. Infuriate him. Plant that image in his head. Imagine the DS says "come on tadej, for URSKA!" and he just imagines her getting railed by BBC
>>149840118Hoge bomen vangen veel wind Michel
>>149840152sprinters won the story
>>149840141can you be more specific?
flemish commentators still sucking his cock
Anyone else think Orla is extremely beautiful?
>>149840145Remco is on a bad week not a bad day. RIP tomorrow
>>149840158you can tell he hoped it's pogi
>>149840160the crash made him stronger
3, 4 for bora on gc is possible
>>149840169HIT THIS DOPERS BUS WITH A STORMSHADOW MISSILE
>>149840152ME WATCHY
________________________________________________
>>149840158who the fuck cares
even remlol knows he is a one trick pony that copes with his insane aero minmax
shit doesn't work on a ramps
You know, this wouldn't have happened, had Visma not humiliated him in 2022 and 2023
>>149840118hes fully reddit
very reddit personality
fake humble kind psycho as well
>>149840158Yeah he even nervously smirked at the end and took this personal against Jonas
>>149840191Lmao butthurt tears
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/articles/c8rpnj078pyo
Tick-tock Pogi bootlickers, it's coming.
>>149840183>Niewiadoma-Phinneywhen did this happen
>>149840167you'll be imprisoned for this
>>149840168Michel poster best of /cyc/ nglfamalam
>>14984011890% of people like Pog
10% seethers are only there for our entertainment
>Pogi: I almost blew up
kek
>>149840189Roglic will have another bad day like yesterday
>>149840202This is true I say it for years and it takes cyc 2 years to realise things. Retarded general. Extremely fake humble very petty and vindictive too.
>>149840167you need to kys asap
>pog rode only on feeling, just pure dope and vibes, no powermeter
>>149840118because its beyond obvious he is on some shit no one else is
Reddit would be fellating Lance if reddit was around in the 90s/00s
its literally home of bandwagons
>>149840202>fake humbleIt's impossible to be humble when you are best in the world. He is a genuinely a nice guy tho you can tell
Awesome, tomorrow will be even more awesome.
After today there will be some blowing up on the final climb.
>>149840214this is good evidence Pog is clean. 2:09 marathon is the equivalent of Pog putting 5 minutes into Pantani's best times
>>149840138i thought you were taking a break from posting here
>>149840231kek that is not going to do any good newbert.
>>149840231I thought you said you filtered me? LMAO
Why is it so bad out of interest?
>>149840191Dude, are you mentally ill 9yo? How embarrassing
Pogacar was only able to do that time due to his bicycle choice. Going with a bicycle he's familiar with and removing all unnecessary weight (paint) made it the perfect choice for an uphill time trial.
Riders that went for some fancy gimmick bicycle really threw the stage (and tour) away today.
>>149840235i despise slovenian dickriders
should i suck off my muslim countryman just because he was born near me?
3rd world slavoid pseudohumanoid
>>149840245He put 3:40 into Pantani's best time on Beille
Let's talk about the absolute state of Memco Evenepoep. Why did converting not turn him into Allah's strongest warrior?
>>149840252fuck you donald, pedo fuck
>>149840246Yeah I did, 30 minutes where I ate an ice pop and drank a soda
>>149840235Federer was the same with the fake humble bullshit. just acknowledge your greatness
also Federer one of the most popular athletes ever
>>149840259No need to dicksuck him, but you are psychologically harming yourself by rooting against him
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>>149840250fuck you balkan mutt
Pog is the male version of Uttrup. With this knowledge it is possible to surmise if he is cringe or based.
>>149840261Beat me to it, thanks
Today broke Memeco's spirit forever
josรฉ should stop coping and defending pog
we all know what you did with lemond old man
>>149840256he ended the tour yesterday. today was just an exclamation point.
>>149840261reasonable and natty
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>>149840158Alhamdulilah Michel, Allah zij met u. Nu, ge zijt daar onderweegs wreed aant afzien a 35 graad en dan komt vlak voor de finish nog dienen vismarktquerelant voorbij gestoefd, miljaarde wat een demasque. De vraag is wat Lefรจvre hiervan vanavond te zeggen heeft want dat gaat niet gene malse kost zijn. Amai Amai Amai .
>>149840234Everyone fellated Lance back then you mong. Reddit are those who are butthurt because someone is dominant.
>>149840235>slovenians easily gashlighted by UAE PR departmentwhat can you expect from yugo retards
>>149840286big cringe. people like cecilie, pog def got bullied in school
>>149840274meh, when you are best in the world people will find a reason to hate you.
"Fake humble" just means confident in yourself and actions speak for themselves. It drives inferiors mad.
These would have been OTL if they didn't make the time cut more lenient yesterday
>>149840302Why did they change the time limit?
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>>149840274I think Federer was genuine. He wasn't afraid to cry in public, spill his guts, etc.
>>149840319you should not be able to move the time cuts
its fucking gay
>>149840322so fat sprinters wouldn't OTL
>I be smokin' di 'erb an' poundin' di Urska
>dat pussy be tight raaastafari
>>149840280What tour did have similar time differences (even at the end) in the last 20 years?
pas normal
>>149840303here, have a pepe that changes colors when you open it
why did fish go all out today.
Surely over 7.X W/kg for Pogacar on the climb.
>>149840324I see teeth, its gonna be over in week 3
>>149840303You are just seething.
Tadej is a good lad
>>149840333he was genuinely trying to be humble but once you reach a certain level of success it just becomes silly to not acknowledge it.
Why does Oscar Onley always sound like he's having an asthma attack when he talks?
>>149840363>muh good guygod you are such a faggot that it actually hurts
>>149840261it helps to have dopage visma riders pacing you up the climb. pogi is like kiptum in marathon, same kind of talent.
>>149840377He is british?
>>149840333of course the burger believes in a manufactured persona lol
used to look like a kanake lol
>>149840282>BalkanNope
>MuttNope
Even more embarrassing
>>149840377Maybe he has exercise-induced asthma.
>>149840377Asthma allows you to take steroids
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dead, gone
Mutantes, all two of them.
Simple as.
>>149840377He has anxiety
>>149840377hes fat like you
>>149840377he was born in Landan init blud but he moved to scootland as a kid
>>149840365It happens when you have been superior all your life. Top top athletes have dominated since they were kids.
Kids are envious bastards and if you gloat too much you lose friends. It's how the fake humble persona develops
What is stopping others from repeating stage 11 against Pogodope?
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>>149840391I'm not that schizo dane. But Slovenia is definitely Balkan. No need to be ashamed, it's just a regional term
>>149840379Truth hurts
you are seething like a woman. No facts just delusions
17:25 for Pogacar on Peyragudes. Previous record was 19:50 for Pogacar and Vingegaard in 2022
>>149840402Cowardice, any team seen opposing UAE in numbers will be marked. They are too scared because UAE prevent riders and teams they dislike from winning.
>>149840391>Balkanlook at a map you retard
>muttSlovenians are a fake people
you are the bi-product muttism between Austrians-Italien-Serbians-Croats
you are just as fake as "Moldovans"
>>149840411>um ackshully you'll find thats because marginal gains
>>149840409Never was, never will be. What you personally think is not important
>>149840387nozzles like you that see everything in black and white simply can never understand a wider continuum of emotional range. you live a woefully limited life.
>Belgians butthurt that Visma is calling Pogacar the GOAT.
Such a small country.
>>149840409>definitelyIf you know any history beyond yugoslavia it makes no sense to lump us into balkan.
>>149840438slovenia has no other history though
Ps I love Belgium but Evenepoel is not a GC competitor for tdf, mannekes mannekes you got too excited these last years.
>fucks around in monuments
>can't descend/crashes too often
>has no team
>tdf never has serious TT km in it (80+)
all these must change and align
Remember when Remco did that goatie thing in the junior worlds? LMAO
>>149840429Calm down and seek help ASAP. Beyond embarrassing
Another day of pogiwinslol tomorrow, eh?
>>149840409Slovenians are ashamed of being Balkan and at heart ashamed of being "slovenian"
they so wish they where german/Austrien or Italien
If Benoot hadn't celebrated so aggresivley ahead of him in Courchevel none of this would have been necessary
>>149840408Jebel Jais 2021, Hautacam 2022, Combloux 2023 and Lioran 2024 for Jonas
>>149840449slovenia is part of the the greater german region you historylet
>>149840462bit embarrassing
ORLA ORLA ORLA ORLA ORLA ORLA I LOVE YOU
GC Timegaps, if Vingegaard and Pogacar decide to DNS:
1. Evenopoel
2. Lipowitz +0:06
3. Onley +0:47
4. Vauquelin +0:51
5. Roglic +1:26
6. Johannessen +3:12
7. Gall +4:19
8. Jorgenson +6:51
9. Healy +9:33
10. Rodriguez +13:20
Surely pog will not have any matches left for WC.
>>149838423I agree, the flour in the bread is probably poisonous.
Oh wait, this is in the UK.
Your flour is fine. Carry on.
>>149840482Clean GC looking exciting
>>149840422I hate muslims so much its unreal
>astana has more wins than pissma this year
HAHAHAHhh
>>149840484he's fueled by intense hunger to devour the fish. if the fish shows up to WC it's over
30 grand tour stage wins for Pogacar
Slovenians were bred by the Germans to be servants and groomsmen. Before Tito gave them sentience they were closer in stature to beasts of burden then humans.
>>149840462They are honorary Germans
... and maybe I'd like to have Thaddรคus Pogatscher on our side
>>149840455Break will take it unless Visma drags Pogi to victory again.
His next target is Ventoux.
>>149840462Denmark is FLAT
>>149840492Cool it with the anti-Remco agitation
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
TOUR DE FRANCE
stage 13 (itt)
>>149840515correct and i dont deny it
when are you gonna start accepting that your "people", "history" and "nation" is fake and gay
>>149840515and that is how we LIKE IT
Tito is my favorite dictator.
>"The level I showed yesterday was not my normal level. Yesterday was my 2nd bad day in this Tour and normally I don't have any bad days. Today I was back to normal."
Jonas is the KING of CLEAN RACING
Lipo is doing so well ... I hope he can keep going and improve in the long run. And I sure hope RB finally brings us some actual talent development structures
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he's broken
Why is it taking so long? Did they found something in the dopage check?
Tbd if Pogi finished 3 minutes before everyone else it still wouldn't be as unbelievable as the fish TT two years ago.
My favorite Dota 2 heros were Nature Prophet, Lycan and Spirit Breaker
>>149840543is it Ramadan?
>>149840484The Clinic (tm) are currently pointing out that he's been on a murderous peak for about two (2) years.
Remdefeated on sporza heโs taking losing better but heโs being down donโt think he will pick up himself
>>149840561Axe, Juggernaut and Rubick for me
Fagacar is too tired tonight to satisfy Urska but it's okay, Bini is on hand.
>>149840543As of now, it seems like him defending 3rd against Lipowitz (and others) would be a miracle
No idea why RB-Bora-hansgrohe would want him right now
>>149840561what is this? Skylanders?
>>149840578please stop shoving your porn addiction down the throat of this general
>>149840576Rubick is Jewish hero
we are still within one Loze meltdown of Jonas winning
>>149840408Vingegoh Woutmaxxing
>>149840565Interestingly one of the most obvious benefits of EPO for riders, was the ability to control form peaks reliably.
>>149840449>he doens't know about Samo's kingdom and Karantanija
>>149840578so, you resent him because he's young, on top of the world AND has a hot gf. got it.
I really enjoy Lipo interviews. Much better than that retard Zimmermann.
>>149840594dont reply to the tranny
>>149840611Urska is not hot
she is AT MOST a 3/10
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>I had an easy morning and wanted to do start to finish all out โ to try to smash it as much as possible. I almost blew up in the end, but I saw the timer on the top and it gave me an extra push because I saw that I was going to win. I decided to go without a radio today, so I was just relying on the time checks at the time points. I saw that I was ahead in green at the first check. The second one was a bit bigger, so I knew I was doing a good time trial. I didnโt want to blow up so I reset for the final three kilometres because I wanted to come to the last steep part with good legs
>>149840561Tide, Tusk, Undying offlaneGOD reporting
>"hey Bini, Urksa is pregnant now">"would you know anything about this?">"oh, maybe it was one of her other bucks">>149840611And rich
>>149840630>UndyingFAGGOT
>>149840628>I almost blew up in the endWhy does he claim this when he clearly wasn't close to blowing?
4950m of elevation gain tomorrow. this is gonna kill Remco for good
>>149840642its the muh hecking good lad psyop people just loves to swallow
>>149840642gianetti told him those words verbatim
>>149840633I'd hate him also for the same reasons, but I find him personally likeable.
>>149840651I wonder if Visma are gonna try something after Vingo being better today
>schizobrit and his racist cuck fantasies
go outside lad
>>149840660You're very easily fooled, a psychopaths play toy.
>every tour de france post has an army of palestinian fags now
>>149840667100% they will
>>149840667Kuss finally had a non-shit day today, maybe KUSSEN is ready for tomorrow.
>>149840667long range attack, maybe. he got nothing to lose since the gap to the rest is big enough. but then again, I don't think Pog will let go off his wheel
>>149840667I wonder if Roglic will try to get in break, third place is wide open now so thereโs about 4 teams that can fight for it.
>"It's my turn now Urska"
>>149840672he does it for free lmao. Sad!
if visma does something tomorrow it'll probably set a good benchmark for pogi performance 2024 vs 2025. the conditions will not be as hot as yesterday.
Pogimerda hits a moto on Mount Ventoux and has to run up the mountain and Jonas takes yellow
mashallah
>>149840673I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt but have no problem telling people to fuck off and know plenty of people I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire.
>>149840697Why would you say that. Wait aren't you getting your checks from the /cyc/ office burgerbert?
>>149840673mutts are conditioned from birth to only support winners, it's a cultural thing.
>>149840713Then it's wild you like fagacar on a personal level considering he's literally Lance with a cutesy attitude and twink physique.
>>149840718yes well i know me and you get paid. but schizobrit? he does it for free
>>149840522we all have the same fucking team
>>149840729Keking at the state of your posts, you've dug a hole for yourself after making retarded meaningless posts and now you double down LMAO
>>149840729fueled by pure passion for the craft
If you could blame the heat yesterday you could blame the heat today but tomorrow on the Tourmalet it will be colder so things could be better for the ones struggling
>>149840727they're nothing alike outside of their will to win
new thread
>>149840738new thread
>>149840738new thread
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>>149840271I know, but I this is the first time I see her name listed as Niewiadoma-Phinney and not just Niewiadoma
>>149840742the irony of this post kek
>>149840522fuark I'll lose my lead tomorrow
>>149840534week 3 bros we're so back. no more bad days now
>>149840079I am NEVER taking Vingeshroom serious ever again. Him, his spaceballs helmets and this entire lease-a-bike scheme. Never. Again.
>>149840274Because his tennis was fun to watch and he could be beaten and was sometimes so matches werent a foregone conclusion.
