Liverpool sign Ekitike for €95M!

Liverpool have spent over 500M this summer already

>>149883955 (OP)
>Liverpool sign Ekitike for €95M!
Lmao, how do you get scammed this badly

>>149884005

>>149883955 (OP)
If they get a decent midfielder in place of Usharte I'd back them to get 5th.

>>149884005
wtf! I thought Poocastle were going to spend the Longstaff money on him?

>>149884016
Didn't realise our government ran our football clubs too?

Only thing I know for sure is that ABLs and ABUs are both going to be living that Miata life next season

>>149884172
It's called an mx-5

>>149883955 (OP)
Impressive that all 11 players are from different countries

>>149883955 (OP)
why is this dogshit the OP again

>>149884005
Better then buying pooiz diaz for 70

>>149884406
Are we not allowed to mention Liverpool buying the league?

>>149884398
Would be more impressive if all players were from one country

>>149884476
the picture retard
you used it 2 threads ago

>>149884510
Cry about it, Liversissy.

>>149884481
>The last time a Premier League team fielded an entirely English starting eleven occurred during the match between Aston Villa and Coventry on February 27th, 1999

>>149884581
i am very upset

>>149884581
Based

>>149884588
what about british + irish? i bet there's been one of those somewhat recently for some relegation shitter
sheffield united last time they were in the PL strikes me as one in my memory for some reason

>>149884588
What’s the point if half the English players today are N’Golo Kanté-Kane or Crysensio Walker-Walker?

>>149884641
I agree with this poster

>Strasbourg agree deal to sign Mamadou Sarr on loan from Chelsea, the defender is back to the club.
Kek. Why even bother signing him.

>>149884641
good post

>>149884719
Rebuilding that loan army

>>149884719
>Sarr! Do the the needful and of the signing me from Chelsea Sarr!

>man yanited 0-0 sneeds yanited
I'm so glad I don't care about either of those teams.
Didn't even know they played here yesterday.

>>149882844
I was referring to Rodrygo's comments on Salah and Ekitike reposting some video making fun of Salah from his real X account

>>149884629
Hehehe gottem
>>149884638
We try :)

just realised united still havent signed any wingbacks lmao

>>149884995
We succeed

>>149885249
We signed Dorgu and Leon :)

>>149884138
Governments and football clubs are run by the same people

Can't wait for Poop Shaw's contract to expire in 2027. Useless twat he is.

Is it true Man United finished 15th last season?

>>149885290
We conquer

>>149885335
Even when we lose, we win

>>149885384
They hate us because they ain't us :)

>Paul Gascoigne 'rushed to intensive care' after being found collapsed at home
fuck's sake gazza

Everyone's noticed now how Sky Sports News list the full fee (bonuses included) for a signing of all teams EXCEPT Liverpool

>>149886067
dont watch sky sports but you just sound like you want to be a victim

>Al-Hilal have started talks with Alexander Isak's entourage and know the terms of a transfer. Newcastle are asking for €130m.
>Isak has agreed to open negotiations with the Saudis, at least, to listen to the financial and sporting proposals.
This one simply isn't going away. I really think it's going to happen but, again, hopefully Newcastle can negotiate a loan back for a season.

Alright indy I know you're here reading this,
If this turns out to be true I'll finally follow you + notifications on and paypig on buymeacoffee or whatever payment gateway you have for exclusives

>>149886269
did you not Google cold reading? apparently Indy is summoning spirits and sitting in a bunker staring at a steel wall attempting to remote view inside Liverpool offices

>>149886067
They've even done it retroactively with Darwin. Darwin was a club record signing and now he isn't even in the top 3.
I think Sky might be doing some kind of damage control after Liverpool spend £200m (actually £500m) and don't even finish top 4 next season.

Remember that Liverpool do it on a shoestring budget

He has arrived

Wirtz
>€144.2M
Ekitike
>€95M
Kerkez
>€46.9M
Frimpong
>€40M

>>149887421
Add Isak and that'll be 450m. So much for le socialist club

>>149887489
>Isak
More chance of him going to Saudi Arabia and the chance of him doing that at 25 is 0.

>>149887381
>That head reminds me of him

>>149887381
He's got just the weirdest side profile.

>Real Madrid making an offer for Konate
Will he do a Gyokeres or take Isa with him?

>>149888183
It’s a lowball offer for the unlikely chance that they might get him this season instead for free next one.

>>149888183
>>149888231
Liverpool getting slapped about

nailed that posh twazzock

Bryan Mbeumo will wear the #19 at Man United

>>149883955 (OP)
have yanited actually officially signed mbumbo?

>>149888534
Yes. See: >>149888494

Manchester United have received a £60M bid for Alejandro Garnacho from Chelsea

>>149888440
>don't look down on people working at KFC

Wasn’t de Ligt supposed to be the next great CB? How did he end up on United?

>>149889042
all the ajax players from that run where they choked to tottenham ended up being frauds desu
i guess de jong is okay? but he was being touted as like some generational talent and he's clearly not, same with de ligt (confirmed loser)
van de beek, confirmed loser
onana, confirmed loser
ziyech, confirmed loser
dolberg, confirmed loser (that one hurts the most i loved buying him in football manager)
tadic and blind were already old so they're alright
mazraoui i dont think is bad but he went to united and anyone who signs for united is a loser
do you notice by the way that like half of these frauds ended up at united? interesting.

>>149889042
He's decent tbf. Doesn't deserve the level of shit he gets from the media.

>>149889284
and btw i should clarify im aware that most of these ajax guys who ended up at united were cause of ten hag, were they frauds to begin with before signing? or did united make them frauds cause the club is so badly run? food for thought. (i think they were frauds to begin with and ten hag did a master class to do as well as he did)

>28M for Rashford
>60M for Garnacho
>30M for Antony
>15M for Sancho

WE. ARE. BACK.

>>149883955 (OP)
why do shitters like united change their whole XI every freaking year
do they think that will get them anywhere?

>>149889475
They've bought less players than Liverpool, Arsenal, City, and Chelsea.

>>149889509
>new GK
>new ST
>new second striker and attacking midfielder
>new LM
its like a new team every year mate

new players coming to newcastle status?

>>149883955 (OP)
>>149884125
>>149884172
>>149884581
>>149884995
We're so ba-ACK

this makes the jeet seethe

>>149890268
Sesko is bundes-Hojlund, w-we don't want him anyway!

>All this money spent on mediocre players by mediocre clubs only to inevitably finish beneath Man City again
KEK

>>149888440
Put the fries in the bag, Indy

>>149888440
Indy actually seething, imagine getting owned by Luke Edwards

Is it a true Liverpool transfer fee or did you see it on Sky Sports News?

FBref and DataMB has Patrick Bamford as the top result in 'find similiar players' on Ekitike's page

>>149883955 (OP)
>Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta says he is "100%" sure the club followed the right processes when dealing with former midfielder Thomas Partey
Phew! If the lightbulb man says it was all ok then I'm sure it must be!

>>149890738
GRIM

I have an office job, but the people who insult fast food workers are fucking clowns. Respect to Indy for dealing with that shit every day.

>>149891143
Hope he sees this, hun

>>149890422
This but unironically Sesko is peak bundesfraud material

>>149890550
Will you attend games when they’re playing Alfreton away on a Tuesday night in the national league?

>>149888440
Indy absolutely btfod

>>149891143
I worked at Maccies while a student and honestly I’d say fast food workers fall into the following groups

The low IQ retards - fast food is mentally taxing for them. They’re the reason you end up with too few nuggets in your box (counting to anything beyond 10 is a challenge)

The student/part timers - just there to do the bare minimum and get paid. Usually end up with all the dogshit shifts. Words cannot describe how much I hate working the graveyard shift

The immigrants - usually from some shithole nation, barely speak English and lazy as fuck. No idea how they even get in the country. If they do well will get promoted to being an Uber driver.

The failures - anyone over the age of 26 working at fast food who isn’t a total retard or an illegal. Basically given up on life and wage slave at the easiest gig they can find. Tend to bounce between this and retail. Not quite retarded but definitely sub 90 IQs. Most likely to become managers who will abuse their tiny amount of power to the max. Also include the failed crypto bros in this as well.

>>149887421
95 mil for him is daylight robbery, Liverpool have been absolutely scammed

>>149891282
Pants are well and truly round their ankles

>>149888440
An actual telegraph journo getting ratio'd and bullied by indykaila the absolute state of journalism

Liverpool are the current champions. I think they are allowed to spend some cash to improve the squad, they have earned the right to do so. The same cannot be said for a certain Mancunian club who appear to spending well beyond their means.

this bread is peng

>>149888440
>Don't be them type of people when you look down on people
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE KFC SAAR

>Understand Trafford has accepted to return to Man City if the two clubs will reach an agreement, he’s keen on the move.
>#MCFC in talks with Burnley to reduce £40m buy back clause + deal still depends on GK exit.

>| BREAKING: @JacobsBen: Liverpool have reached an agreement in principle with Eintracht Frankfurt for Hugo Ekitike.

>£69m guaranteed and £10m in add-ons, paid with both team and player success.

ABLsissies we were told £95m! :(

79 million for what is basically a 23 year old Isak without the injury record ?
Edwards you have done it again !!!

Bayern will not submit a third bid for Woltemade as they want to have a sit-down meeting to discuss a transfer fee before submitting a new offer. However, Stuttgart continue to refuse.

The Bundesliga champions do not want to be pushed around by Stuttgart and see their recently rejected off of a total of €55m as a good point to for the two clubs to meet. VfB on the other hand will only consider meeting with Bayern if they recieve an offer of €65m.

>>149891428
>>149891399
>£80mil or €95mil for a ligue 1 reject bundesfraud

>>149891428
>basically a 23 year old Isak
He has less league goals in 10 years than Isak scored last season alone, whilst playing in weaker leagues

>>149891449
Now compare what he did at Sociedad

>>149891472
More goals in every season than Ekitike has managed in ANY season except last year and one season at Reims

*gets the OVERSPEND stamp pre-inked*

>no news on Sesko
>suddenly Sky Germany saying Man Utd are interested
Glad we’ve reached the “say Utd are interested to try and drum up some interest” portion of the transfer window.

>also saying Arsenal wants Simons
Is Plattenberg on the take from Leipzig or is he just retarded and believes any story Red Bull feed him?

Mongs will call it AI

>>149891626
GayI

>>149891626
These glasses look horrible on his mong face

>Transfers[L'Equipe] Alexander Isak, under contract with the Magpies until June 2028, agreed to open negotiations with Al Hilal, without validating a departure but to at least listen to the financial and sports arguments of the club. (lequipe.fr)

Awful day to be a horsepuncher

Ornstein has me clutching at straws, think only a failed medical can make this happen now

>91m for a shitter without any output despite playing in a league famous for inflating striker numbers, on a team specifically known for inflating striker numbers even further
oof.

>>149891769
Eh, Diaz and Nunez are probably leaving and Chiesa is shit, which leaves >us with Salah, Gakpo and Ekitike. Unless he really believes in Ngumoha or Danns there'll probably be 2 more attackers coming in

>>149891783
There unironically isn't two more attackers on the market. If Diaz leaves, they can bring in Rodrygo but if Darwin leaves, what other 9s exists right now that are both better than Darwin and for sale?

>>149891794
Isak

This ekitike sale makes no sense to me. What does he even have to offer that is worth 90m? Wouldn't someone like ferguson for 20m have been a much better deal even if he's going through a rough patch in terms of form? Ekitike feels like nunez 2.0
Thoughts?

>>149891811
>muh feelings

>>149891799
He's going to Saudi

>>149891626
>that thinning in the middle of his hairline
It's fucking OVER

>>149891811
yes liverpool panic bought a striker, now liverpool fans have to defend a player they'd never heard of 2 weeks ago and claim 100m on a striker who scored 15 goals is a good deal

The grauniad with a scathing attack on Liverpool fc

>>149891811
Data says he's what the team needs. Simple as. All of his build-up numbers are great and with Liverpool adjusting the team to have more attacking fullbacks this year, it's likely that the inside forwards will be the focal points for goalscoring (even if Darwin scored a hat trick in 20 mins yesterday), so there's less concern about Ekitike's finishing mattering.

The simple fact is that when Saudi come a-calling, Newcastle have no-one with the backbone to say no to their daddy.
Not their cowardly double agent manager, not the mouthy sideline cunt in a tracksuit, not Shearer. Steve Bruce would've done it and he's been hounded out.

>>149891833
Fucking sick. You should NOT be allowed to print things like this, boycott the Guardian NOW.

>>149891840
The same Steve Bruce that bent over and spread his arsehole and begged Fergie to have a good time every time the pair matched up?

>A third of a billion GBP for Jeremie Pingpong, Wirtz and Ekitike

92.5m for a player we were arrogantly told this time last week was a double-bluff and that they didn't even want.

Lot of united seething going on right now

liverpool about to drop 250m on two strikers

>>149891551
>More goals than every season except half of them

>>149891873
If you want to try and save face then it's generally a good idea to offer up a relevant argument

>>149891840
Is that the same Steve Bruce who was going to get Newcastle relegated?

2 attempts at it and still nothing, Geordie Bastard cannot see through the red mist
He knows it's all true

>>149891912
You must be illiterate, Anon's post is completely relevant.

>Have to put up with the Mackem Mong in /epl/ now that Blunderland finally managed to get themselves promoted back to the prem after waiting a decade for them to "walk the Championship"
At least it's only for a season I suppose.

>>149891912
>Steve Bruce was the only man with a spine
>Steve Bruce rolled over for Fergie like a scared pup eager to please
Seems perfectly relevant to me.

>>149891910
Sorry, let me dumb it down for you, Isak scored 9, 17 and 6 goals in his full seasons at Sociedad. Besides his two outlier seasons (last year and 20/21) Ekitike has never scored more than 5 league goals, including a whopping 3 in 25 whilst playing for fucking PSG. You monkey dumb bogtrotting cunt.

>>149891626
The Matrix Retardations

>>149891952
>aside from half his seasons

yeah thats what I said

>>149891937
We can only assume that "Geordie Bastard" Anon genuinely believes Cabbage Head would take on the Saudi Royal Family singlehandedly. What a daft twat.

>>149891967
You know 2 isn't half of 10, right Fergus?

Lost all respect for that club after the way they treated Alan Pardew

I kind of want to see a full season of Osula up front

Liverpool gonna be DOMINATING the PL for years to come.vvsra

>>149891952
how many did Dumbele score playing for Barcelona?

>>149891981
>you should just accept your team playing like shite

>>149891998
>Poo dominating EPL
>Buyern dominating Bundes
>Halal/Uefalona dominating Lelliga
Time to watch serie ass

>>149891937
>Steve Bruce was the only man with a spine
Literally making up a quote
What a bizarre Geordie cunt you truly are
Go lick Saudi anus then give your cowardly cunt Liverpool fan manager a kiss

>>149884125
5th from bottom maybe

Good luck getting the Geordie Bastard to even acknowledge 'his' club is owned by the Saudis
If only he tied the tea towel around his neck instead

>>149891998
What the...Salah is going to keep carrying Liverpool for years to come? Even on the upcycle I doubt that.

>seethe about Newcastle so hard that you start praising Bruce and Pardew
Strange behaviour

>u-uh stop talking about Saudi and talk about Alex Ferguson instead-

>Former Chelsea star Pedro has sparked a fierce online backlash after sharing birthday photos of his eight-year-old son Marc wearing a dress and tiara

>>149891472
>>149891910
>comparing La Liga to the bundes
bundesliga has the highest goal scoring average per match. they have no idea how to defend, and their strikers infamously flop outside of that league.

>>149892066
At least Bundesliga is watchable.
Leliga is a dumpster fire.

>>149892016
Serie A is always a good watch tbf

>>149892066
>rating Lel Liga in 2025
lmao

>>149892062
Zesty ass mf

>>149892024
>"Actually, nobody associated with Newcastle, past or present has a spine"
>THATS JUST WHAT A GEORDIE WOULD SAY
You ok mate? You sound proper fucking embarrassed at not having read the post correctly and being kicked for thinking Steve Bruce was anything but Fergie's personal little bitch boy.

>>149892050
Ferguson was a bit of a fraud to be fair.

>>149891979
Ekitike was playing senior football at 12?

>>149891979
You cannot be this dumb

>>149892103
You cannot shit indoors

>>149891626
God he’s so fucking revolting

The reality is that Howe tried to help Michael Edwards sign Isak then also let Liverpool have a free run at Ekitike
We're subjected to Geordie incel seethe all day every day about subjects such as Alex Ferguson (managed another club, retired 12 years ago) yet we're seeing none aimed at Eddie Howe (current manager of their club)

>>149892131
>So intellectually inferior he can only hide his stupidity by throwing insults that have nothing to do with the current discussion
I pity the anglo mind

>Newcastle angered the top 3 american franchises in a single year
PL drama is more interesting than the football (outside of /mug/).

>>149891862
RAWK will be adding the Grauniad to the ban list

>>149891833
>300mil on Bundesfrauds
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>149892016
Good to see absolutely nothing has changed in Leliga and Bundes

>>149890301
OH NO NO NO

>>149892024
You genuinely have zero concept of reading comprehension.

>>149892140
Howe has delivered the first trophy in a million years and we're in the CL, no Newcastle fan will be angry at him even if Isak leaves.

Sky Sports rallying their pundits to come up proof that Liverpool don't spend, preferably while ignoring their lavish overspending

are united actually gazumping arsenal in this gyokeres deal?

>>149892375
Seriously doubt it, he's supposedly said he only wants to join Arsenal if journos are anything to go by. It's more likely United are being brought up to try and force Arsenal's hand on offering more

this "banter" about corporations spending money is really grim

I don't know anymore

Once it becomes about Liverpool overspending, and said overspend is so blatant even they can't defend it, it's "really grim" and we have to stop talking about such matters.
Yep we did all see what you're trying to do.

How are Liverpool spending all that money?
Wont they have to sell some?

>>149892544
>Nunez gone
>Diaz gone
>Elliot gone as an english player for probs 40-50m

>ABLs scared shitless because Liverpool have started to match the spending of other big six clubs

>>149892398
Leipzig did the same with Sesko saying Man Utd were interested

Who the fuck is this man

I can't believe Liverpool played chicken with Sandcastle and lost

>@FootyFacts: Since City's big money takeover they've broken transfer records twice (Robinho & Grealish). In that same period Liverpool have broken at least four (Carroll, Alisson, VVD, & Wirtz)

>>149892627
how many records are there geez

>>149892600
Premier League Champion

>>149892652
Transfer ones? Better ask Liverpool so they can go out break any that are remaining.

>>149892627
there are 7 (seven) Manchester City defenders in the top 20 most expensive defenders of all time

/bundes/ is laughing at liverpool for spending 100m on ekitike

Wirtz + Ekitike = €220M

Cunha + Mbeumo = €147M

>>149892600
Such a porcine face

>>149892720
cheers geoff

>>149892720
well let them know I'm having a giggle at their math skills (a hearty one at that)

Liverpool are going to buy Isak and Rodrygo and some random CB who will end up going to Real on a free

>>149892724
only one of these pairs will win a trophy this season

>>149892724
>25 bundes goals
>35 EPL goals

Liverpool straight up got scammed

>>149892734
Won't be trannypool

>>149892761
it'll be 15th place 0 trophies manchester united and not premier league champions liverpool? kek

>0 goals or assists for Wirtz even though they beat Stoke 5-0

Liverpool got the quadrouple inbound

>If you don't sell us Isak, we'll buy Ekitike! We'll do it!!! N-no seriously though we will so please sell us.. then you can get Eki.. oh he's off to Saudi? Yeah we didn't want him la' we want this guy Egiteke or whatever for £89m

>>149892777
Pretty sure ekitike was on hughes radar but Jota dying meant they had to rush him

>>149892764
He assisted two goals lol. Darwin's first and Rio Mbugubu's goal.

>>149892783
That's great! He was bought for assisting Nunez and has sealed his League Cup spot.

its not an overspend because if you remember 18 years ago there was a signing by another club for someone else and that was an overspend so this one cannot be so move on

>>149892793
>That's great!
I agree. Liverpool bought a really good player.

>>149892807
They're just finally using the Coutinho money

Mad how Liverpool customer say "Hughes" and "Pissflap" or whatever they're called like we're meant to know who these people are.

>>149892848
This is richard hughes btw
https://youtu.be/ErdsWTXmGOs?si=2esKMPFO_OzHEPil&t=4726

>>149892848
Well the sad part is they ingratiate themselves into the business of the club, John W. Henry wanted this and his dream came true. You can point this out and they still won't be able to acknowledge it.
I need to add, as always, it isn't all Liverpool fans.
But it is most of them as it's a strange little cult they have going on there, financials and Hillsborough and Jota and That Match Against Tottenham and how dare TAA leave and Fowler fined simply for celebrating a goal la'? and we wore white tuxedos in the final so the refs hated us and it goes on, just all pressed together like it happened yesterday to create a maelstrom of misery and victimhood.

Liverpool's pull is the biggest myth in football. They just offer way more than any smart club would.

400k a week for wirtz is insane.

>>149893001
All getting paid cause of asia

I can't believe they bought Ekitike for 100m purely to save face

>>149891626
Kek what a freestyla
str8 from the top of ma dome
rock a rocka megaphone

>>149891626
One of the more bizarre and cringe inducing photoshoots they've done. Akanji looking like some vaudeville tramp

>>149893065

>>149893065
>>149893067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsi2FeRxG0A

>>149892724
volumes

>>149893065
do you people really wear tuques with your suits?

>>149893065
FITTED SUITS ARE A MYSTERY

I can't believe they bought Hojlund for 100m because it sounds like Haaland

>>149893065
Looks like he's appearing in a primary school production of Oliver!

>>149893239
I actually played oliver in my elementary school production of Oliver Twist

>>149893287
I could smell theatre kid on you, me and the jocks probably stuffed you in a locker a time or two

>>149893294
is the smell of shampoo so foreign you can notice it from provinces away?

Expecting a lot of signings this week. Better not disappoint.

Liverpool bought Ekitike to protect their secret insider at Newcastle United
Most of the media refuses to name this one-man sleeper cell, least of all Sky Sports News, but it's £100m well-spent if you ask me

You guys are acting like ekitike isnt paid for with Jota's death insurance on top of the fact ekitike will perform better than jota

The Jota death insurance money will cover the next 3 windows

>>149893453
It's be hard not to perform better than Jota now tbf

Newcastle should sign kai havertz

Ekitike cost the same as Havertz and 10m less than Hoijlund

*naked, bloodied, bruised, mud-covered Scouser runs through the thread yelling "itwaseddiehowe!!!"*

>AW thinking about naked men again

Clearly Newcastle were ready to drop £110m on Ekitike (revealing a weakness in the starting XI) so who will they pivot to now?

#EddieHowe trending on X (or as transsexuals who live on Discord using anime avatars call it, "Twitter")

>Man City are prepared to pay £65M for Tino Livramento but Newcastle are eager to cut off speculation with a new long-term deal, putting him among their top earners.
Newcastle fighting to not get picked apart this window

>>149893565
Clubs are always making friendly, non-commital inquires
Doesn't mean they want to buy, sometimes it's just to get a feel for the prices.
See Isak

Turns out Indy was right again

>>149893628
Expect preassists and Xpa to rear their head next season when Etikite scores 5 goals and makes 4 assists

100 MILLION FOR KEKITIKE

>>149893696
£69 million and he turned down United and Sandcastle

>>149893696
Need the Germanon to come in and tell me what the refund policy is from Bundes clubs ASAP

>>149893696
ONE HUNDRED MILLION??!?!?

Liverpool have been mugged right off

>>149893022
Yes I will go watch Liverpool play when they come play our shitters.
Yes I will buy their merch.
Yes they will use that money to keep overspending.
No you can't do anything about it.

>>149893810
Arigatou

>>149893810
umm based nip?

>>149893696
Lmao pants pulled down

>>149883955 (OP)
trust the process, isak will be >ours

does jota's insurance policy really cover driving at 130mph?

I didn't go to Jotas funeral

>>149893910
What's a marquee signing?
Is it a real manner of speech or is it just bad English like the rest of the tweet?

>>149893852
unless he time travelled to get that jersey which wasn't available when he was that age this is ai slop

We're taking over,
>inb4 he gets scapegoated for selling Isak

>55s
It's not entertaining, it's not funny, it's not accurate, it's just spam.

>>149893963
no it's real english
it's means like a statement signing
big and important, not just as a transfer in and of itself but also as a statement of intent about where they want the team to be

>>149893970
we don't sum up our own posts in a nutshell here

>>149893978
Oh ok like a landmark (x).
Thanks.

>>149893970
It's actually pathetic. Reminder that Liversimp spends so long in front of a computer screen he uses a gay purple theme on Twatter so it doesn't hurt his eyes.

>Chelsea value Nicolas Jackson at between £80m and £100m with Manchester United among the clubs keeping an eye on him.
>Chelsea value Nicolas Jackson at between £80m and £100m
top kek

>>149893468
Pretty sure they all hate him.

>>149894086
They fucking love Saudis though we can all agree on that

>>149893965
thats the only thing wrong then, is it?

>>149893910
>The Arsenal board are concern
I know it's not nice but these little mistakes still make me kek

>>149894075
Beats me why nodboy is looking into Patrik Schick.
Powerful, clinical, good holdup, had that fantastic Euro in England. For United and Arsenal he'd be a big upgrade
Contract is runnning out next summer and so far Leverkusen hasn't managed to extend. So cheap too

>>149894134
You're replying to an Anon who has zero interest in football and only posts in this general for e-drama.

>>149894150
His name was everywhere when he scored that wonder goal in the Euros or WC or whatever but then the hype just sort of died out.

>>149893852
>tfw if Indy tweeted that the replies would be full of Liverpool customers believing it

>b-b-but if Indy

>>149894150
He's 30.

>>149893968
>NOOOO SAAAAR DO NOT REDEEMING THE xG

>>149893711
Asked him and he said "NO REFUNDS"

>>149893628
>sign a number 10 for 100m
>hmm I'm thinking about playing a number 10
Revolutionary stuff

Are Liverpool & City ruining the league with their reckless spending ?

@RETARDEDFAGGOTNIGGER
HURRRDURRR GORKERES 2 ARSE IS HABNING

>>149894323
DURR GUISE @RETARDEDFAGGOTNIGGER SEZ THEG GROKEREZEZIZ HABEING HE REEL NURNLIS XD

>>149894323
>>149894328
At least make the samefag far less obvious.

OMG GUISE GET TEH HYPE AMIRITE GUISE DURRRR

can't wait for the football season to start so we can get back to proper /epl/posting and not this cringe /trans/ shite

What's set him off now?

>>149894357
>so we can get back to proper /epl/posting and not this cringe /trans/ shite
So literally nothing different then?

@RETARDEDFAGGOTNIGGER
HURR DURR MUH SAUL 2 FLAMENGO DURPY DURPY DOOOOO

>>149894374
HURRR DURR OMG LUK GUIZ TEH RETARDEDFAGGOTNIGGER IZ REIT U SO SMURT
https://bsky.app/profile/fabrizioromano.yopro20.com/post/3luiihzsw6g2j

>>149894371
nah trans is very cringe

>>149894363
I'm afraid I've done him again, sorry lads

Hearing strong rumours Wrexham are close to signing a goalkeeper from a north west football team.

>>149894417
OMG NO WAI TEH RETARDEDFAGGOTNIGGER WUZ RAIT AGEN OMG GET HYPE

>>149894417
>>149894432
That's George Thomason who plays as a midfielder. Another dogshit Wrexham signing. McReynolds are actually retarded.

wtf is happening

>>149894443
Geordie Bastard has finally cottoned on about Eddie Howe being a Liverpool plant and can't process it how normal non-Geordies would

>>149894443
redditor found out you can use naughty words on 4chan

>>149894443
Absolutely no clue, one of the terminally online spergs has shit his pants.

My guess is it's >>149894449.

>>149894443
Indy induced rage from the humourless dweeb, he'll peter out shortly to get back to masturbating (he calls it gooning) to anime (he calls it "art")

>it him... every poster I get offended by = him...
Stop living on 4chan and go protest Howe being a Liverpool double agent. He's already cost you Ekitike.

>go protest
kek, is this the same sad twat who spent months crying about Spurs fans not protesting

Chelsea have opened talks for Xavi Simons from LB Leipzig

Hearing strong rumours that Antony might leave Mancester United #manunited #manu #ggmu
#transfers #fabrizio #romano #spain #england

got to say youre all boring mongs

My sources are telling me Alexander Isak will LEAVE Newcastle (football club) #alexander #isak #football #club #alexanderisak #footballclub #transfers #nufc #football #soccer

Can't stop laughing AT Geordies over how Isak's manager is begging in the media for his player to leave Sandcastle and their coward manager is just shut up in his bedroom wailing because he wouldn't join Liverpool
Do not suggest the be-teatoweled do anything about it though (i.e. leave their bedrooms) or they'll sob

>>149894391
Do a Kurt Cobain instead and blow your brains out.

My sources are telling me Alexander Isak will STAY at Newcastle (football club) #alexander #isak #football #club #alexanderisak #footballclub #transfers #nufc #football #soccer

Did an arsenal fan snap after artetta's 17th step of his 39 step plan to win the league?

Why is Dave sperging out about Geordies and Eddie Howe again?

luv me schizo melty, simple as

>>149893968
Biggest signing Saudicastle will be making this window. The sad part is they tried to act all big over Ekitike and got shagged firmly up the anus over it thanks to their manager.
Bamford on a free will have to do!

>>149894621
Calm down Dave, I’m sure Manure will manage to finish above them next season!

Need to be careful talking about Newcastle btw. They might bring up Alex Ferguson to stifle all discussion

>>149894588
>he thinks Kurt offed himself
did we land on the moon too?

Villa interested in Garnacho

Just hire someone to shot Sancho, that's cheaper.

>Sudarshan Gopaladesikan

>>149894637
Land your head in an oven.

>>149894653
hmmm, interesting. we got a good tune out of rashie, but not sure about garnacho. how sure are you RFN?

>>149894603
He always does.

>>149894669
My trusted sources say it's 100% going to happen, unless of course it doesn't happen in which case it never had a chance.

>One more thing that I would say that is worth underlying in this whole process [Sandcastle selling Isak to Liverpool] is that Richard Hughes and Eddie Howe are long-time friends.
Release clause handed over like it was nothing LOL

>>149894682
wow you seem sure either way! thanks RFN you never miss (except the times you do in which case something weird and easily explainable happened)

What a fucking embarrassment of a person.

Yep but as long as Geordies rim his arse he'll be their manager NEXT

>>149894697
agreed

>Dave resorting to Bradders posting to share his barley concealed Newcastle related seethe
What a deeply sad man he is.

are Liverpool signing Isak or not
if not get another striker ffs

>>149894709
>Dave resorting to Bradders posting
He always has. Learn your lore mate.

Man U exploring deal to swap Doouglas Luiz with Rasmus Hojlund

>>149894729
RFN BOMBAAAAAAAAAA

>>149894729
INEOS ARE YOU MADDDDDDDDDD

>>149894729
i'm going to wake up soon and discover this is a dream

Why did mentioning the €100M Ekitike fee trigger such a large schizophrenic episode?

>manure customers coming out of the woodwork
you're setting yourselves up for disappointment here guys

>>149894729
I'm going to wake up and discover this is a dream

>Newcastle United have endured their fair share of frustration in the transfer window thus far. Eddie Howe was eyeing deals for several attacking players who have ended up signing for Newcastle's Premier League rivals instead.
>The latest is Eintracht Frankfurt's Hugo Ekitike, who will now be joining Liverpool in a big money move. Newcastle also wanted to sign Joao Pedro prior to his move to Chelsea, and the list goes on.
>And after a run of disappointment on the transfer front, Newcastle might finally be in pole position to win the race for a top striker. Newcastle are the most likely club to sign Randal Kolo Muani from PSG.
https://tbrfootball.com/newcastle-now-in-pole-position-to-sign-76m-striker-who-has-already-turned-down-chelsea/ <-- send your incel rage here
Why are they doing this to themselves, another SNUB on the way

>>149894777
They can give it but can't take it.

>>149894792
Fuck off retard

>>149894777
This: >>149894792 pretty much

Shut-in Geordie Bastard replying to himself over and over lmfao! GO LICK SAUDI ANUS YOU CUNT.

>>149894791
>incel
LMFAO fuming libtard Dave

dave has absolutely lost the plot over newcastle NOT signing a player lol

So hyped for the new season to start. Can't wait to see us win the league, like we did last season.

>>149894777
Idk but theyre absolutely bubbling

Hearing strong rumours Retegui is off to Saudi

What will the media damage control be when Liverpool try to buy the league and finish 6th?

Paul Gascoigne to The Afterlife FC is postponed

Very rude and uncouth thread

EXCLUSIVE: images of Marcus Rashford with Israel FC

Recently did an upclose and personal interview with AC Milan manager Massimiliano Allegri. He told me his main objective is to get back into the Champions League. He also told me it won't be easy because there's a lot of competition in Italy, and there's also a lot of good sides.

>RFN right again
Does this guy EVER miss?

https://www.acmilan.com/en/news/articles/press-conference/2025-07-21/allegri-pre-season-is-important-for-team-building

chills.

>>149892034
who would win in a bike race?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4A3Vdu4znI

My close and personal sources are telling me Bryan Mbeumo's transfer to Man United will be confirmed at 8pm BST #mufc #transfers #football #soccer #manu #ball #grass #men #humans #people

Arem-Arem.

Indonesian coconut milk-boiled and leaf-wrapped rice cake filled with minced meat and mix veggies.

Gelora Bung Karno Main Stadium, Jakarta, Indonesia.

IDR 15.000 (£0.68)

>>149894986
I have many associates in the football world that have tried this product, they inform me it is satisfactory

are you qualified /sp/?

>>149894966
We got 2 good players this summer already. Let's gooooo.

>>149894966
he was right

>RFN right yet again
How does he do it bros?

>>149895049
I'm twice his age and even my hair is better than that.

>>149895068
retardedfaggotnigger broke it first 2bh

>RFN breaking yet another exclusive
Is there anything this legend can't do?

>>149895079
>mbeumo cucks Brentford

Based

My sources at Man United are confirming to me that Manchester United are in detailed internal discussions to finalise a deal to finish above 15th this season.

RFN's reporting is starting to get a bit sloppy

>>149895143
Shut up cunt I'll rape your mother to death

>>149895153
that's not very professional is it RFN, you wouldn't see orny saying that to people would you

>>149895161
Make him No.7

>>149895079
>wanted him to join Newcastle or Spurs instead
Bit sad really because this is just Brentford admitting they're going to be in a relegation scrap next season and have just strengthened a relegation rival

>>149895183
I think they knew that already when they appointed Keith Andrews as manager.

>>149895162
You're right man I dunno what came over me, guess I'm just stressed getting all these transfer exclusives

>>149895143
Sorry man I really do feel bad. Will you ever forgive me?

>>149894986
Soon to be featured in a video of a youtuber playing scrandle

>>149895079
>manure seething that Brentford negociated

>>149895153
HOLY BASED RFN MOLESTING THE CANCER LEAf

>>149895206
>negociated
VPN off Vikram

>>149895049
Well he certainly doesn't sound rattled.

>>149895225
see jokes on you, that's autocorrects fault because I had misspelled it previously as a joke

>>149894983
>RFN breaking the news before MSM yet again
Is there ANYTHING this legend can't do? Seriously?

>>149895241
No the joke is still on you Vikram, you retarded ESL faggot. Learn to spell.

Keylor Navas going to join Pumas. Heard strong rumours Villa and Sunderland were interested but he said "no" (which means no in Spanish)

>>149895288
What does yes mean in Spanish?

>>149895294
"si" (like "see" as in "I see a confirmed transfer)

MY SOURCES CONFIRM RETEGUI HAS OFFICIALLY SIGNED FOR AL QADSIAH
Bad day to be a person that didn't want, or expect Mateo Retegui to sign for Al Qadsiah.

>>149895347
>RETEGUI HAS OFFICIALLY SIGNED
EVERY LITTLE THING, IS GONNA BE ALRIGHT

RFN you got any inside knowledge on Graeme Le Saux potentially signing for France mate?

>>149894451
Absolutely insane that those 13 throphies were all fergie

>throphies

>>149895409
Good manager innit

Got an exclusive transfer update coming at 11pm tonight

hype

Chiesa to Fiorentina announced this week

>>149895550
Been hearing rumours of several clubs interested in Chiesa, none of which are Fiorentina #RFNODEAL

Liverpool fans are faggots lol

Marco Arnautovic has officially joined Red Star Belgrade #RFNOWITSDONE

>>149895607
True lol

>>149895607
does that mean the spammer RFN is a Liverpool fan?

>>149895646
Fuck off cunt #RFNotfuckingchance

>>149895646
he put whatever fandom he had aside when he became a journalist

My biggest takeaway from all this womens footy nonsense on the BBC front page is the fact that they're still kneeling, it's the current fucking year move on

>>149895721
>Be me
>Wake up in the morning
>Guardian whoreball podcast in my feed
>*delete*
>GFW in my feed in the afternoon
>Download
>Ad for WhoreFW at the start
>27 minutes of whoreball conversation
>*skip*
>Same ad for Whoreball at the end of the 27 minutes
Stop forcing this shite on me or I'll go full GBnews

>>149895646
no but it means the cancer leaf definitely is

>>149895769
no one asked or cares you blogposting spastic. bet your breaths reeks of shit. lol

>>149895783
>>149895798
same miserable dweeb btw

Glen Hoddle most technically gifted Englishman of all time

Uughh guys remember 115 charges??!! Maybe the FA forgot? Heh

Get ready for the Indy BOMBA

>>149895825
SEETHING

>>149895769
I asked and I cared.

>>149895861
>lfc want isak but nufc are scared and pooing their pants and said no but he might come anyway pls rt
weeks of this fucking shit

>>149895861
Interested to see what he has to say

>>149895783
but RFN (you) call yourself a faggot, making you a liverpool fan by your own words

>KFC boy trying to steal RFNs thunder
Sad.

>>149895904
I’m not RFN. He’s clearly done you up like a kipper though

if I were Poocastle I would sell him now and see if Liverpool will loan him back for a while, at least until January when Poocastle are dumped out of the CL

Livertrannies

>>149895925
Facts

>>149895934
Worst post in this thread and that’s with RFN shitting it up for hours. Congrats Irish mong you’ve out done yourself.

>>149883955 (OP)
Where's Mainoo?
Thought he was the best English player of the modern era?

>>149887421
Caicedo
>115m

Just an hour left until RFNs exclusive lads. Get hype.

Xavi Simons has SNUBBED Arsenal in favour of a move to Chelsea

>>149896077
>Just an hour left until RFNs exclusive
in your time zone or all?

Just an hour left until RFNs exclusive lads. Get hype.

>>149896049
Doesn't fit into the Amorim system

oh no no no

>>149891626
If Balenciaga was a person

>>149896012
Have you learned how to count yet?

I'm as disappointed as the rest of you that we've been bamboozled by an RFN impersonator this whole time

I'm hungover

>>149896096
>Being pathetic enough to photoshop this to try and slander retardedfaggotnigger's good name
I think I might be physically sick. You are the lowest of the low.

>>149896096
>Being pathetic enough to photoshop this to try and slander retardedfaggotnigger's good name
I think I might be physically sick. You are the lowest of the low.

>>149892600
Boss Baby

Indy bomb inc

RFN bomb inc

INDYYYY

That indyfaggot needs to get off his phone and get me my bargain bucket, the floorshitter

>>149893968
Tech Support Director more like

RFNNNNNNNNN

>>149896162
>5% discount
>>149893968
This lad will be cumming in his pants over that special discount offer. Tell him Elliott has bluetooth and he'll sign the deal instantly.

Look i think if it turns out Indy is right about the meeting tomorrow then we all have to apologise and start treating him as a legit source

hearing strong rumours RFNs nightly 11pm torpedo might break the internet

>RFNs nightly 11pm torpedo's are back
I used to dream of times like this. HYYYYPPPPEEEEEEEE.

>>149896162
>Hey listen guys, we just bought that player you wanted to buy and who all of our customers thought was the Isak replacement, so why don't you sell us Isak anyway...BUT for £15m less than you said you would ever listen to, and we'll make most of it up in addons lol, AND to sweeten the deal we'll knock 5% off this player we're trying to get rid of and you've been loosely linked with 3 months ago?
Makes perfect sense if you're sedated/handicapped/a Liverpool customer I suppose.

>>149896162
Where is this guy from? His grammar reminds me of a Brazilian ESL I used to know

RFN you gonna get another twitter account mate? I know your previous one (with 300k+ followers) got deleted

>>149896162
INDY BOMBA

>>149896343
I'm considering it mate, my previous account (with the aforementioned 300k+ followers) is long gone, but I know my following continues to be vast and obviously curious. I'll keep you posted mate.

>>149896312
Have you seen the state of Poocastle's squad? They NEED massive reinforcements or they're going nowhere. Matt Targett is still on the bench ffs

>>149896360
great to hear mate, the app isn't the same without your daily 11pm torpedoes, no other account comes close to your knowledge and insight

>>149896363
So what you're saying is that they should weaken it further? What a genius idea!

>>149896360
great to hear mate, the app isn't the same without your daily 11pm torpedoes, no other account comes close to your knowledge and insight

>>149896394
>keeping Isak, buying nobody, sending Matt Targett out to chase after Mbappe and Lamine Yamal, and finishing mid table is a better idea

Half an hour until an RFN torpedo lads

>>149896422
Weird because they didn't finish midtable last time by keeping Isak and having Targett.
Although I'm not sure why Targett would be chasing anyone when he's on the bench as per your own previous post.
But hey, keep telling yourself whatever you like the sound of.

Should we make a seperate thread for the RNF torpedo hype? Feels like we're gonna 404 pretty quickly when it drops.

Expect MSM to pick up on this tomorrow

>>149896518
the MLS seems like a step down

genuinely disappointed in you all even by /trans/ standards

>>149896518
11 clubs have enquired for Chiesa and none of them are Atalanta you stupid curry munching gangrapist floor shitter

>how can Liverpool and united afford to spend so much money

Expect MSM to pick up on this tomorrow

>>149896448
ok if Poocastle fans are happy with 8th place again then good for them I guess

>>149895925
Why did you admit to being a Liverpool fan?

It is done.

>>149896554
i think someone a year or two ago (and probably before that) suggested making up a fake indykaila type twitter account and just posting bullshit rumors we come up with in here
i still think it'd be funny especially if it got even a little traction

>>149896630
Has Todd done it again?

>>149896630
...And this is?

>>149896650
Gyokeres from the looks of it. The name is weirdly easier to read when it's zoomed out.

BREAKING: Clubs will continue to buy players, whilst also selling players, though there are some clubs that will buy players, whilst they'll refrain from selling players. There'll also be circumstances where clubs won't buy players, however, conversely, they'll end up selling players. Some clubs may not do any transfer business whatsoever (though there is a chance that they may)

RFN TORPEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>RFN 11pm torpedoes are back
Holy BASED I've missed this. No one is more clued up on transfers than RFN.

Wtf is going on here

>>149896763
Newfag alert lmao

>/trans/isters that don't know about RFN
Why are you even here?

INDY

We wasted two weeks trying to get N*ttingham F*rest to sell us MGW even though his release clause was paid & now the plan B (Simons) is going to Chelsea

>>149896844
>MGW
What even happened there

>>149896422
Newcastle stuffed PSG with Dan Burn at left back and Jamaal Lascelels at CB

>>149896912
Their fat fuck owner had a melty and is begging man city to buy him so he doesn’t join Tottenham

>>149895153
wtf he actually called it rip mum

>Hola señor Slot

>>149896844
>We

Just when the meltdown stops,
Something like this drops
>SNUBBED by Delap
>SNUBBED by Gyokeres
>SNUBBED by Ekitike
>SNUBBED by Openda
>SNUBBED by Kerkez
>SNUBBED by Pedro
>SNUBBED by Cherki
Nobody even wants Man United's stupid 400k a week wages anymore

>>149896987
Whose fly is he unzipping there? It's Darwin not Isa so we can rule Konate out at least.

My sources can confirm Man United try to tempt Ekitike to join the red devils but he turned his back on them like it was a chance to honour his nation, the cheese eating coward.

>>149897034
That's a body bag lad, you can guess whose.

>>149896987
is he back home, or is the morgue in liverpool?

>>149883955 (OP)
>Manchester United
Saw a pretty good movie recently that showed the teams rise to success and told the story of the plane crash that killed a bunch of the team way back when.
Brutal story. Good movie

>>149884005
That's all of pro sports. One big swindle.

>>149897147
did it mention that Utd monetised the museum dedicated to the players and have none of the money to their families?

Mbeumo snubbed Liverpool and Newcastle

rashford snubbed liverpoo lmao
state of them
actually so desperate

>>149897196
And spurs

>>149897147
yeah, it happened in the andes and they had to eat each other to survive. brutal.

Cunha snubbed Newcastle and spurs and arsenal

>>149897205
big sir jim is bringing cannibalism back actually to save on food costs at the club

Mad how 15th place United has more pull than pretty much every other team in the league. They dont even pay mad wages anymore. Liverpool pays more lmao.

>>149897256
mad how that isnt true at all

>>149897256
the power of being of institution. real madrid, bank of america, aipac. you just can't compare

>>149897280
Liverpool is paying players 400K a week

>>149897314
>>149897314
>>149897314

>>149897295
the first part, not the second part. you were right about the second part.

>>149897332
They do have pull though. Several EPL clubs wanted Cunha and Mbeumo but they chose United. Only target they actually wanted and didn't get was Gyokeres and that's because he wants UCL.

Bingo

Bango

Bongo

I'm so happy in the Congo

We made it to 500 guys!

>>149894637
You didn't, the US did.