>'restriction' for Commanders if they fail to ditch nickname in favor of Redskins

My Steelers :)

More TDs
More Wins
More Yards
More MVPs
More Accuracy
More Superbowls
More Passer Rating

>>149887448
Less TDs
Less Wins
Less Yards
Less MVPs
Less Accuracy
Less Superbowls
Less Passer Rating

My Rammies :)

>wins OROTY

Seven is more than three

Less TDs than Hurts
Less Yards than Hurts
More turnovers than Hurts

Imagine letting a fat orange pedophile tell your team what to do

>>149887469
Brady is age 30 and Mahomes is 29 in your comparison.

Here is what both looked at 29.

>>149887472
She doesn't have the colors of Rams. Make your gif make sense. If anything she would be a Dolphins fan since she's a shark or some shit.

>>149887493
I think he's serious and has plenty of options to fuck everyone over if they don't change their name back to the Redskins.

>>149887409 (OP)
my redskins :)

>>149887529
who gives a fuck, josh harris was never gonna build that shit anyway

>bradysknee
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/134760812/#134764579

>>149887567
and to think, i shared a thread with him

>>149887529
I'll have to shoop a hat on Gura. Or maybe I'll do Saba and mix it up.

>He'll spam 20 daflu webms because of this image.
Let's all laugh at the donkey.

>>149887567
Wow he’s just like Trump, annoying attention seeking boomer addicted to dickriding the most obnoxious teams in football and lusts over children because you know: Trump is a pedophile

>>149887567
that is kinda sus not gonna lie

>he’ll cope and seethe for another 500 posts because of picrel

>>149887615
Nah, we already beat them in 22'.

On to the next challenger.

We want the Commanders or Lions next, they have real QBs.

>>149887448
most 1-sided sports mogging in history

>>149887670
but enough about superb owl LIX

>>149887670
40-6?

>Nah, we already beat them in ‘98
>*reddit space*
>On to the next challenger.

>>149887630
>implicitly disrespecting my 'Skins by suggesting they aren't a threat
JD5 will beat the FUCK out of Mahomes in prime time

>>149887783
>they have real QBs.
That's a compliment.

>>149887811
I see through you. You want to see Washington because you think you'll beat >us, real QB or not. Well, you WILL see us. You'll see us walk out of Arrowhead as winners

imagine if Mahomesfag reveals he's just a troll the whole time
in that case I'd like to remind the general that pretending to be retarded is still retardation nonetheless

>>149887567
cope

>>149887886
I'm not. The bradybots just won't accept that Mahomes is the best player of all time before age 29.

>>149887886
>trolling
Why is it trolling to say my QB had the best start to his career? I'll give you a chance to shut me up for good. Name a QB who has a better resume at age 29. If you can do this I will never post on /nfl/ again. If not, then (you) are the troll.
>everyone watch as he ignores this post.

>>149887937
Not me.

*by age 29

>>149887892
Cope, with what?

>>149887974
It's been 8 seasons. That's a significant period of time.

>>149887967
This isn't me. I already said I wouldn't leave the general. Nobody will be able to refute this, either way. Mahomes has had the best start to a career than any other QB. We're going to be ready to continue the dynasty this season.

they dumped the gatorade before the 2 minute warning

haggard roastholes really convinced goyboys to flip out any time a woman under 30 is acknowledged kek

>>149888010
We're impersonating anons now. I thought I was talking to adults.

>>149888031
>haggard roastholes
>goyboys

>>149887783
>>149887885
There's no need for indian on indian violence. That's what they want. Chiefs-Commanders should do a peace treaty until the Superbowl.

>>149888063
*native american
don't want the bronkek SAARS to misinterpret you

what the fuck is a "peace treaty"?

>>149888027
Shit like this is crazy because I am 6' 1" and can't even touch rim but these guys are shorter than me and can ally oop like it's nothing

>>149888077
If two teams are in different conferences and have no Superbowl history then there's no reason for them to fight.

The NFL is cooked

Baker Mayfield is the best we've ever seen

>>149888027
Coop could be pro in like 5 sports, it's wild

>>149888063
CRINGE

>>149888194
You've reached the limit of manlet QBs you can root for with Nix and Goof.

>>149887967
why would I argue about a completely arbitrary age?
not a soul cares about what a player does by what age but those who wish to have at least a single goalpost they can make
not a single soul

Post a player you know will be elite based on just his looks alone
>Offensive lineman
>Looks like an 80s iroc z camaro smells

>>149888209
kek Caleb Williams is shorter than both Goff and Nix. Did you mean to say white?

commanders is an absolute ass team name, do they even have a logo or are they still straight maroon

>>149888215
>quarterback
>black

>>149888222
no he just knew you weren't rooting for caleb, you're not gay

>>149888247
How do you know? I appreciate bussy and bussyposters as much as erin

>>149887567
all the jannies and mods are pedos. Why do you think they get the job?

>>149888215
Te-Rance FerBussin, TE for the LA Rams

>>149888214
And as I predicted you couldn't name a single QB with a better resume at that age.
>not a soul cares about what a player does by what age but those who wish to have at least a single goalpost they can make
NFL has existed since 1920. For him to have a better resume than every QB to play the position by his 8th season is significant and no amount of gaslighting will change this.

If he retired today he has the 2nd most Superbowl MVPs and playoff wins. We are both lucky to be born in this era to witness greatness and shouldn't be arguing whenever someone points this out.

>>149888208
There's no need to do a forced rivalry when there's no bad blood between teams. Commanders have to win the NFC before we see them as a threat.

>>149888235
>do they even have a logo
Now that you mention it. I don't know their logo off the top of my head. That's crazy.

>>149888235
ok trump, when are the files getting released

>>149888350
Cringe

ok erin, when is the bussy getting released

>>149888108
sounds like some pussy shit

>>149888235
they'll change the name as soon as the files are released

>>149888350
>MVP

>>149888338
Why do individual tattoos look fine, but sleeves look so fucking stupid

>>149888427
I think the voters factor in your entire postseason performance even though they are only supposed to base it on your owl performance.

>>149888396
Teams have to earn a rivalry. No team has done enough to make us feel a type of way.

Imagine being an Atlanta Falcons fan lol big stinky

>us
they dumped the gatorade before the 2 minute warning, kenny pickett took snaps

>>149888507
Like I said, Eagles were 0-1 against us after that thrashing in 2022, so at best all they could do is get even.

When the Bengals went 3-0 against us it felt like a real rivalry for a time.

>>149888507
He's right. The Chiefs haven't even looked remotely competitive against the Eagles in recent memory, it's not a rivalry.

>>149888507
>the play that ended the super bowl was made by Avonte Maddox and happened with 3 minutes left in the 3rd quarter
If you tried to tell people before the game that this is how it would go, not a single person would have believed you.

>>149888541
that makes sense, even zach wilson has taken a game off philly more recently than mahomes

P Diddy Mahomes was outplayed by Jalen Hurts it's that simple

Reminder: Chiefs took Jalen's owlginity.
He'll never forget his first time.

>>149888568
hmm I can think of a players afccginity that got took

Never ask a Chiefs fan who Brodie Croyle is

>>149888579
>Brings up Brady out of no where.
You're obsessed.

mina

>chiefs fans can't even pretend they're our rival
>dallas: the shame of america
>commanders owned by josh harris and bossed by an orange pedophile
>don't even know where to begin with the giants
so who is the rival of my iggles? what's left of the 49ers? they're practically gutted.

>>149887886
He already outed himself as a Steelers fan

>>149888596
Whoever has the most rings in the division is your rival.

>>149888613
maybe we can hire an archaeologist to search for dallas' rangz

>>149888607
I think I missed that. How did it happen?

Never ask a Chiefs fan who Tyler Thigpen is

>>149888607
>>149888631
No, I just stole the Steeler fan's gif he always post. The steelers anon is the one posting the AI slop.

What would've happened if they hadn't held Diddy Mahomes back? Would he have sexually assaulted that ref on national television?

>>149888639
>>149888585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHx61I6qAo4

>>149888631
You know how most generals the first post is either the "my Steelers" with a little anime character waving the Steelers flag or it's the chiefs schizo posting the Mahomes stats with bullet points with the cartoon drawing of Mahomes?
Well few days ago it was the bullet point stats with the Steelers flag as the picture. He probably uploaded that picture by mistake.

>>149887583
good morning saar!

That guy who made 9-5 tiktoks to make it look like it was fun and enjoyable to work quit his job to become an influencer full time :/ That is the grimmest news I have seen

>>149888676
Oops

>>149888631

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHx61I6qAo4
>kissed his sister on the lips
thought only Brady did that

>>149888666
sexually molestered his own teammates breasts

>>149888707
LMAO EXPOSED!
Is what I'd like to say. Check the filename, it's clearly mocking the Steelers poster.

>>149888676
>>149888707
>>149888631
Read the filename. It said
>"My steelers lost to the Chiefs jannu"
instead of
>"Steelers Jannu"
It's so obvious it was making fun of the steelers anon since he makes AI slop of all teams except the Chiefs.

omg so cool

Ayyo this is the guy who's about to take over the league cuhh!! Y'all scared of Penix gang!!!!

>>149888721
>>149888732
Yeah, right, sure, definitely

>>149888749
Looks like an anticipation throw, and his receiver gets knocked off the route after he releases the pass. Not really his fault.

Molester this bussy

>>149888778
The fuck is that supposed to mean? Belly flop onto a table saw and never reply to me with such a limp dicked response ever again.

>>149888790
Good thing the Falcons brought in all those big strong Wide Receivers to help Penix lol that surely won't happen in 2025!!

>>149888676
I'm the original "My Steelers :)" poster, there's a copycat too. The mutthomes dickrider is another Anon.

niggers tongue my ass

>>149888877

>>149887448
It will never matter because old man Brady beat prime Mahomes. That's a fucking period on the end of that sentence queefs fans.

>>149888877
insane digits

>>149888810
Reminder that you're a woman.

saars is this real?????????????

>>149888968
damn, you mean we got lawrence and traded him in 3 minutes? khan cooking

>>149888711
wtf based

>>149888968
AI slop isn't much worse than what you see on ESPN/FS1 let's be honest

>>149888991
cowherd is failing upwards in life

>>149888877
>steelersfag
>no harrison
>no greene
>no porter

>>149888666

>>149889032
I can't wait for revisionist history stats fags to claim James Harrison wasn't that good because he only had 3 10+ sack seasons in his career lol

>>149887476
proofs?

I'm not bald. Don't ever imply that again

Just get me to mettie jetties

>>149889128
Welcome back, fren.

The Brady Cook led mettie jetties are going to take over the league

>>149889136
based latina waifu <3

>>149888732
Thanks for clearing that up

>>149889034
Lol

We're going 5-12 this year and we're going to clean house and destroy yet another young QB's development.

>>149889146
>cartoon pedo enabler
>based

>>149888148
Is this the next good cowboys linebacker that’ll get hurt and play 4 games a season?

>>149889258
Women can't be pedos, chud.

>>149889256
Jameis Winston ain't that young dawg

>>149889258

I'm not a paedophile Riley Leonard is 22 years old

>>149889256
>5-12
1-16

>>149889367
Very generous of you to give the gnats a win

>>149887567
That kind of explains some things, like when Old Bay exposed himself as a cuck fetishist or even a few weeks ago when JFFM was explaining aspbergers but perfectly described himself at the same time.

We've yet to have an 0-17 team but it's coming and it's going to be your team not mine

Fuck, I can't read a defense, what do?

>>149889385
jetties are the next winless team, and first 0-17 team

>>149889381
I just don't believe a team will go winless, 17 games is SO many

>>149889382
>even a few weeks ago when JFFM was explaining aspbergers but perfectly described himself at the same time.
Link to post? He did say he bought multiple SIM cards to ban evade lmao.

>>149889395
>be black
>hope you get signed by the ravens or eagles

>>149889382
>perfectly described himself

Yea I really struggle with changes in routine which is why I've had a bunch of different jobs and spent years living in different cities in my life lol dumb mutt

>>149889404
Here >>149889407

People with autism/Asperger's will often never leave their home city, never admit when they're wrong, never display empathy towards and will have a very narrow set of interests. I'm the last person this shit applies to

>>149889407
all 6 of the things in this image describe everybody in this thread

The Stoolers 4th quarter collapses this year are going to be so kino

>>149889439
the 4th quarter of every stillers game is kino

kiwicuck proving to /nfl/ that he has assburgers lmao

>>149887589
Biden was far worse on camera with children.

>>149889407
people with aspbergers have trouble maintaining jobs

>>149888932
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XEELKEZboBI

My Ravens finna boutta shock the world

>>149889461
What? Choke in the ploffs with another loaded team?

>>149888297
kinda amazed I haven't been banned because I always assumed bradysknee was a mod. I reported that post years ago nothing happened

>>149889453
I've only ever been fired from one job and I took the company to mediation and got a payout because the bosses were fuckwits who I called out for cutting corners. every other job in my life I've left or changed roles by choice
>inb4 liar
>inb4 blog posting
Couldn't care less muttoid check the archive I was living in Australia for years while you were doing nothing with your life

>BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149888932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyQ6Bbu8jvE

>>149889485
Calm down, autist. Don't have a melty.

have sex smelly

>>149889485
No one cares Dennis

>>149889128
Ramdgers tho

n-word safe genny

>>149889461
Ravens-Bucs soup herbal is the ball knowers current prediction. Everyone knows the Chiefs era is over and the Eagles can't beat Baker

>>149889533
>2x MVP QB can't win the AFC
KWAB

>tfw i wont be able to get blackout drunk in muni lot before going into the stadium in a few years

not watching preseason games

>>149889572
pussy

>>149889572
cringe
watching grown mens dreams being crushed in real time is an exquisite wine

>>149889405
True, getting signed by the Eagles would be a good idea. A chance to learn from Jalen Hurts, and great reader of defenses.

>>149889407
>I've had a bunch of different jobs and spent years living in different cities in my life lol dumb mutt
>can't hold down a job
>spends majority of time online with foreigners
big oof

>>149889586
Herbert isn't samoan

>>149889586
Burrow is a top-4 QB but he's still a virgin for meme purposes until he wins something

Owners definitely shouldn't add an 18th game, think of the players

>>149889608
>can't hold down a job
My longest job I had for more than 4 years and I've had others for long periods as well I just like changing it up and I've moved a lot because Aussie pays significantly better than NZ. Again leaving by choice isn't struggling to hold one down
>spends majority of time online with strangers
Plenty of people spend hours of their life scrolling tik tok or playing farm simulators but yea I'm the one really wasting my time

>>149889639
More games = more money & more injuries
Yes please

When will this sport die?

>>149889643
>proving without a doubt to /nfl/ you have assburgers
lel

>>149889648
When you get your foreskin back.

>>149889649
Nigger you're here too if this place is only for spastics why don't you go "walk in nature" or "cook a gourmet fish" for a few hours or whatever hobbies are deemed non autistic. Time passes all the same

>>149889648
Soon, gen alpha won't be able to produce enough guys tough enough to play football. High schools will start letting girls play almost exclusively and they'll be doing it just to try to get the attention of boys that are too busy playing video games to notice girls. Then it'll be a wrap because girls can't play sports and they'll give it up once they get a boyfriend.

>>149889668
>this defensive and asshurt
Yep, that's a sperg.

>>149889671

>>149888944
>beat a child who didn't know how to read defense

>>149889699
Wew

Cook this gourmet bussy for a couple hours

>>149888976
Trip on Temujin.

I really really like that webm bradysknee posted.

pooa in the tagovailooa

>>149889668
NTA but I'm here every day and I definitely have ass-burgers at a minimum

>>149889803
>>149889699
cease posting this shit NIGGER

>>149889699
>>149889803
continue posting this kino CHAD

>>149889638
>Burrow is a top-4 QB
Give Baker Mayfield his elite WR(s) and he'd throw for 50 TDs every season.

>>149887711
jej

>>149889786
Trip on, bitchknees.

>>149889488
BASED!

The most KINO game from last season

lets all take turns saying something nice and sweet about jenny

>>149889800
That doesn't mean everyone who posts her is autistic. Plenty of normie faggots have retarded hobbies like shooting pixels over and over in call of duty or binge watching reality tv dogshit. Thinking doing that shit would make you normal or happier than being here talking ball and shitposting is full blown retarded

>>149889906
ive seen your bare ass

>>149889916
Not my problem

>>149889916
unfortunately

>>149889906
>t. autist

>>149889923
one day, an ai will scan your ass and lead an autist right to you

>>149889906
Sperg having a melty kek

>>149889926
Na I can't be autistic I just went for a walk up a hill while listening to a true crime podcast and that's what normal people do!! That was a really good use of time!!!!

>>149889928
All future asses will be modeled on my ass and you'll deal with it

>>149889906
>That doesn't mean everyone who posts her is autistic
I know. But you, the Mahomesfag, and a few others have displayed the same kind of obsessive repetitiveness that indicates autism. It's the kind I've had in non-/sp/ threads.
I'm not a doctor, I can't diagnose you over the computer. But you may want to think about it. It'd only be for your personal benefit (people here will call you autistic regardless)

eated a bunch of arbys like a piggy (my favorite restaurant) and now my belly hurts :c
need to start eating better im so fat now

>>149889949
>you display signs of autism

You clearly have never been around autistic people or studied cognitive psychology. I don't post the same shit every single day I talk about every team and college ball unlike most anons. I also have plenty of hobbies outside of NFL. Don't project yourself onto me

>>149889974
Ok, autist.

>>149889974
Alright, man. I don't expect you to say you agree with me. As a tripfag, you have too much to lose.
But just consider it for your personal benefit. We're all God's children

>>149889974
>I’m not an autist! I just act like one!

bitchknees the janny really scared the kiwicuck into not using his trip, kek what a pussy.

Clutch God

>>149889949
Sports is entertainment which is inherently a waste of time. If you make any post here you're just as bad as the rest. What you're doing is the equivalent of two retards staring at a white wall, but arguing you're less retarded since you're looking around at different parts of the wall. Spoiler alert, you're still a retard who is wasting his day posting about a kid's recess game. Unlike you and your smol brain, we realize it's dumb and don't pretend like it's anything more.

>>149890012
>arguing you're less retarded since
Anon, I opened my part of the conversation by saying I have autism. What I'm doing is saying that not everyone who stares at the wall is autistic, but the cat I'm talking to might be

>ITT: autists upset at being identified as autists
tip top lel

Identify this bussy

tip top bussy

>>149890025
>>149890021
Well I'm saying it doesn't matter if you're autistic or not, the very act of wasting a lot of hours on a sports general is retard behavior. There's much better stuff you could be doing with your life.
>>149889974
>I don't post the same shit every single day I talk about every team and college ball unlike most anons.
I agree with this. You do mix it up unlike other anons but regardless of what you do on here you're still wasting your life and judging others for how they waste their life is silly

jenny

autistic kiwicuck had a melty and fled, many such cases.

>>149890067
To me wasting your life is doing nothing at all or doing shit to actively try and kill yourself. I don't drink to excess (get drunk once or twice a week generally) and I love ciggies but I'm nowhere near a pack a day guy. If I was gorging myself eating like a slob and not exercising it'd be different or I was doing what some other anon said about being happy regularly taking meth/benzos it'd be different

>>149890080
Still here I'm just posting on /tv/ too because it's more entertaining. Not my problem you missed me

>>149890105
>doesn't deny being autistic
lol gottem

she just beeped at me

What are the odds Trump threatens the NFL to move the Rams back to STL?

>>149890117
No she didn’t

All the players who come to the Chiefs talk about how crazy the training camp is.

It sounds like Reid is making them do old school grueling training shit, the type of training that was banned by the league, the corny ninja shit you'd see in kung fu movies.

Sounds like fun. The best team trains the hardest, who would have thunk it.

you dont know that

>>149890132
He's trying hard with the distractions so we'll see.

>>149890142
>banned by the league
typical cheaters

ban this bussy

lots of crying itt kek

>>149890142
>The best team
Who won the recent owl and what was the score again?

>>149890182
Yawn, the Eagles took advantage of a highly wounded dynasty. It changes nothing. We're on to the next owl.

didn’t know people down under were this pathetic lmao

>>149890158
If you're not cheating you're not trying. We learned that from the Patriots dynasty.

>>149890198
>eagles took advantage of a highly wounded dynasty
GOOD MORNING SAAR

>>149890203
No, you don’t get it. He’s just pretending to be pathetic.

>>149890158
My autistic weeaboo low level wagie latina wife!

>>149890203
I'm enjoying myself shitposting, listening to music and enjoying the view from my house. Lovely evening for it especially when you live in a 1st world paradise. Must be the autism preventing me from being a miserable cunt I guess

>>149890198
>We

>>149890272
jenny triangulate this retards position and send 50 pizzas with cash pay upon delivery option selected

>>149889488
>>149889868
This. So much this

>>149890314
remember when jamies said he got eye surgery and could finally see the field and proceeded to throw like 10 TDs and 10 INTs like he always does

>>149890328
Crab leg juice got in his eye, please understand.

>>149890142
>grueling training
>>149890198
>highly wounded
Seems like the training is shit tbdesu

>>149890328
I love that MF like you wouldn't believe

>>149890333
Chiefs have had so much playoff success that they've played an entire regular season worth of playoff games which is why they had so many injuries.

>>149890345
>LASIK
kek he's going to be blind as a bat once he's out of the league

>>149890345
that 30-30 season is legendary

>>149889949
The Mahomes fan isn't autistic. But I know what you mean, there's clearly something wrong with him. The fact that he grew up in a bad household can definitely be part of it. He doubles down on his arguments even though he knows he's wrong. He's not trying to convince anyone, he's trying to convince himself. Maybe he has some sort of addiction to conflict and or it's some sort of ego protection that he doesn't want to fully admit that he's wrong.
I had a friend like him but he was far more annoying, but they are very similar.

>>149890383
The repetitiveness of it screams autism to me. Again, I'm no doc, but IMO it's clear as day. It's the same images and posts ad nauseam and a refusal to just let it go. He HAS to reply to posts saying Mahomes is or isn't something. And the way that he'll non-sequitur from one pre-baked talking point into another makes it seem like he's going through the motions.
It is the exact same posts about Mahomes often word for word. You just know when you see "the same QB's he sends home crying every postseason" or "in his 20's", it's him. Coupled with how he does it every fucking day is unbelievable.
I really hope he gets on meds soon

>>149890383
bro if you say the exact same shit and post the exact same images and argue the exact same arguements every single day you are an autistic retard shitposter like every failed forced meme poster on /tv/ or every autistic ritualposter in /vg/ ooo better post me with my truth for the 9999th time in destiny general oooo better cocksuck mahomes for the 9999th time ooo he totally didnt get carried to an owl last season to get ritualistically sacrificed last season nooo hes finna throw 5k yards with a bunch of scrubs and a 40 year old kelce shieeeeeet

>>149890410
There's only so many ways you can write a response to goat debates, we're not debating rocket science here.
>in his 20's
That's me being a lawyer with my debates. For instance, someone will start another GOAT debate and I'll say
>(me): he has the same amount of rings but more MVPs than Brady.
>(moron): but Brady has 7 rings you retard!
>(me): .....obviously I'm referring to what both had at this age.
You'd be surprised how many dumb responses I've prevented by being extra specific for anons with bad reading comprehension such as yourself.

>>149890383
I just like winning debates and talking about my team. Other teams aren't relevant enough to warrant me talking about them.

Oh shit, the Mahomes autist is back.

>>149890489
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE

>>149890495
At least I got you to admit that Mahomes is a ref baby and he wouldn't have those rings if it weren't for the refs and his holding o line.

If Mahomes is so great why'd he lose to squirts and Brady the Cuck?

I can't believe this literally happened

>>149890533
Here it comes...

>>149890495
>There's only so many ways you can write a response

>>149890549
Wtf

>>149890555
It can't get any worse for us mahomies...

>>149890495
>That's me being a lawyer.
No that's you being a schizo. You can at least try to be like a judge and view the evidence objectively, which you've already shown you can't do.

>be mutthomes
>lose
kek

>>149887469
Fewer

>>149890572
Trial by bench lookin ass

>>149890586
thats a good one

>>149890586
I like that people are calling him fat lol cracks me up he's probably got the same gut during the offseaon that Peyton Manning play with his entire career

If you're still a fan of the Chiefs by now, then kill yourself. Kansas City doesn't need the Chiefs when they have the Royals. They also don't need little cocksuckers in their little hugbox to tell me you can't say things like that about the team or ban me from their forums or block me on Twitter.

THE WHISTLE GO WOOOOOOO

>>149890495
do you ever sleep

>>149890601
Bring in the dancing lobsters

>>149890648
DAS ONLY IN DA MORNIN’

>>149890659
DEY SPOSE TO BE COOKIN BREAKFASS

>>149890663
IT’S ONLY FO DEKORAYSHUNS

>>149890672
DAS LIKE AN ALARM CLOCK
WOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149890674
YEEEAAAHHH I GOT IT ON MY CAR

Why was Trump not allowed to buy an NFL team

https://twitter.com/i/grok/share/TtCe15WtnkLWjArI0IzOWnLE9

President should not be telling the Washington Redskins to change their name-our country has far bigger problems! FOCUS on them,not nonsense

7:09 AM · Oct 8, 2013

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/387565483303923712

Real nigger hours

>>149888944

>>149888944
Say hello to the greatest quarterback of all time then :)

>>149890763

>>149890789
Many are saying this. I saw Eli Manning play live and lead a 4th quarter TD drive against my Ravens. It was painful but I couldn't hate the throws

You may not like it but this is the year NFL peaked. It's been downhill ever since

>>149887409 (OP)

What is bro doing rn?

>>149890938
calling out of work because he bruised a toe

>>149890345
>Errbody still judge me for one season bout five years ago
I mostly judge him for the rape case and also the groping case. He does also kinda suck as a QB though. But man is he one cool fun-loving guy!

Mohomobros… wtf is this???

>>149890142
>old school grueling training shit, the type of training that was banned by the league
I hope you're not the one that complains about all of their injured players

>Washington had Mccarthy as the 2nd QB on their board
>the bears had Mccarthy as QB 1b on their board, barely taking Caleb over him
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6502245/2025/07/21/jj-mccarthy-vikings-training-camp-2025/
Gonna laugh my ass off if he's the Mahomes of the draft and Chicago pulled another Trubisky by selecting Caleb

>>149888778
It’s not our fault your reading comprehension sucks

>>149889069
There’s needs to be a “guys knocked the fuck out” stat for Harrison

>>149891611
....jfc.

>>149889407
I know you’re trying to be sarcastic, but yes. Multiple jobs in different fields in different cities is a giant red flag for hiring. It means you can’t keep a job.

no threepeat?

>>149889461
By what, choking in the AFC championship this year?

>>149892492
they wont even make it out of the divisional lel

>>149889485
That still falls under
>difficulty maintaining jobs

Reminder
>leaves retail to be a mall cop
Anon you need to get back on your meds. You were cool last week.

>>149889671
>tfw too old to give a girl a concussion in practice and then cuddle her on the couch afterward
Not fair bros

>>149889707
Sounds likes skill issue

>>149892512
>competent in multiple fields

KEK

>>149889407
>difficulty with social communication and interaction
Sperg who lives on 4chan
>hypersensitivity to assaults
Looney binned by his parents
>extreme focus
Things that "zap your brain and make it feel good'
>difficulty in routines
Daily mental breakdown and monthly job change
>challenges with empathy
Sperg nutjob
>repetitive behaviors
Spamming everyday

>>149892230
I'm gonna laugh when the Vikings miss the playoffs

>>149889488
they tried to mix the banging out of the broadcastt.
they failed.
ball kino will be observed

I still believe in Caleb Williams

>>149892622
Why?

>>149892689
The Vikucks are peak comedy

>>149892622
You should put money on it and see what happens

>>149892689
They betrayed Darnold after all he did for them

>>149892711
crumbled under pressure?

Any chance I can still get a full refund on my mahomes jersey? I think I'm an eagles fan now

>>149892711
Since when is earning a subpar QB 35M/yr a betrayal?

>>149892732
>mental gymnastics
yeesh

>>149892739
Mental gymnastics is the only way to justify paying Darnold after the end of season collapse.

>>149890142
Grueling doesn’t necessarily mean productive. You need to push players so they’re mentally strong, but a huge part of good training is proper rest and recovery.

>>149890272
>1st world paradise.
>NZ
Pick one. You slaves can’t own guns.

Division champs at 9-8 this season.

>>149892512
>>149892566
>y-you're a sperg!!
Nigger I'd bet a good amount of $ you have never moved away from your hometown and probably crash out for days anytime you get to a 2nd round of interviews AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>n-no I don't!! people wanna hire me cuhh!!!
You're a limp dicked loser who's too much of a pussy to take a single risk in your life let alone move to another country like I've done 3 times. You have a narrow skillset, no people skills (which is typical of spastics) and let me guess you only speak one language too am I right?? Tell me I'm wrong in anything other than 4th grade level English HAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAA!!!
>au-autism!! im ackshually really normal and sane for working at McDonald's for 10 years!!!! Check out my whopping 3 page CV from working as a barista at like two different shops bruhhh!!!! Y-YOU'RE LIKE TOTALLY WEIRD LE KIWI!!!!!!!!
MY SIDES PLEASE NO MORE MY FUCKING SIDESSSSSS AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAHAAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!

The Kiwi is having another melty

>>149890837
nice of you to remember

Next time you @ me to ahead and make me a coffee. I'll flick you a crisp $10 (your hourly wage) and show you my CV+net worth then we can discuss how you can become an adult lil bro until then stick to screencapping my posts and seething. The Kiwi wins everytime

There appears to be another suitor. Does Tom still have a chance?

Jax Picksix

>>149893373
I would watch this. Ugly/fat bastards fucking prime Stacies is my fetish

When my Skins win the division, will you be ready to apologize?

>>149893414
not until you apologise for deadnaming the commies you hateful bigot

>>149893405
Dave isn't fat, he's buff.

>>149893345
Based Trump

Always hilarious when someone brings up Dem Boyz unprompted.

NFL isn’t ready for what the steelers can do this year

>>149893518
Go 9-8 with a humiliating wildcard exit?

>>149893511
Dak still mindbreaks em (September-December) and Joe Milton III is the future who they got for a 5th round pick swap. Dem boyz are back

>>149893505
*Cringe Drumpf
ftfy

>>149893580
She lost, bro.

based america as usual

>>149891611
What's your problem with this?

>>149893314
Post wrist scars.

>>149893583
and your reward will be record losses in the midterms.... again

>>149893505
Quite literally the opposite actually, newfaggot.

>>149893626
Post your 3 page CV lil bro

>>149893518
Combining the award winning in season football documentary series with the classic HBO After Dark moniker to create Hard Knocks/Hard Cocks: In Season and the the throes of passion with the Pittsburgh Steelers? Nothing but gay sex and Mike Tomlin talking his way out of accountability by speaking in circles and metaphors.

>>149893654
I’ve actually done this before, it’s not as easy as it looks.

>>149893652
post wrist scares you neet f4gg0

>>149893654
who's the most gay in this scenario?

>>149893654
...I am just disappointed.

>>149893345
Not even the most hypocritical thing this faggot has done recently. He's just mad as he could never own an NFL team as everyone know he's a lowkey grifter who only accumulates debt and tricks people into giving him shit.

>>149893652
Why? Do you need tips on how to shorten yours?

>>149893679
That is basically what every bathroom in for ld field looks like during a Lions home game. Even the girls bathrooms, tons of chicks with dicks in the Detroit area

>>149893740
Imagine having a 3 page resume? Holy boomer.

>>149893637
Yeah, I bet the party with the 19% approval rating is finna boutta do mad numbers, bro!

>>149893749
>calling the season before it even starts
Are you a Cowboys fan?

>competent in multiple fields

>>149893717
>>149893740
>>149893768
3 page CV?

>>149893748
Do you put "janitor at 4chan" on your CV or are you still pretending you don't work here for free?

>>149893783
I put 'professional 4chan poster' and under accomplishments 'most bans evaded while contributing nothing but shitty, FS1 tier takes'.

JFFM

>>149893345
He didn't support changing the name to begin with because it was hysterical PC bullshit and there was nothing wrong with the name as it was

He supports changing it back because the current name is a product of hysterical PC bullshit and therefore there is something wrong with the name as it is

This is logically consistent, because the logic in both cases is "do not cater to the fucking hippies"

>>149893793
is that supposed to be me? Lmfao also didn't someone call you out for posting cunny in the last thread? Do you deny that was you?

>>149893804
He should focus on releasing the names instead of worrying about the Washington Commanders' name.

Rams report tomorrow!

>>149893738
I can't fucking stand this conman unironically. He should be in prison but I underestimated just how stupid his horde of shiteaters are.

>>149893801
Still here. Still loving life and looking forward to more Joe Flacco wins this season. Tom Brady and Matt Ryan fags can't do shit but watch highlights

>>149893783
Im gonna need fries with that too

Reading this book rn. I'm enjoying it.

the bears WILL WIN the super bowl

>149893758
It's amazing how I can recognize your faggot ass posts even when you don't have your trip on.

>>149893858
>how to watch football: the book
Mama Mia youza fuckin retardanzo

mama mia figlio di putana vaffanculo

>>149893345
Lol idk why ppl are so surprised by this. Guy is an idiot. Just glad he's pumping my crypto bags before the big crash

>>149893823
>*Jack takes a drink*
>A team tries. It signs quarterbacks. But its cap is crippled by a peanut oil rapist with a guaranteed contract. So he asks for one thing, just one thing for him, to warm him up, to take the sting out of those days and Deshaun's untradeable deal eating, everything he has. The salary, the PR disaster. That contract eats time. It eats your days as a fan.
>*pours another drink*
>Just gobble them up. It's enough to make a man *sick*. And this
>*offers Anon the glass of whiskey*
>is the medicine. So tell me, dawg... are you going to take your medicine?

>>149893870
But I did, you're also so salty because you know what happened.

>>149893932
what is this happening you speak of

>>149893518
Don’t! If you pour the bleach on the mouse it grows into a ROUS.

>>149893915
retards will only continue to pull mental gymnastics to justify their sunk cost. If U.S. presidents can run for 3+ terms, trumps legion of cucks will continue to fall for it each time

What did they mean by this?

>>149893975
Freirmuth could be so good on a real team

>>149893972
I am just glad tax payer dollars are going to pay for billionaires to build new stadiums for them to then concentrate more wealth. The NFL owners need so much help to do this stuff, we should give them more.

>>149893971
Retards of unusual stinkiness? We have nothing to fear. They don't leave Missouri

>>149893975
>Rearmount

>>149894001
Missouri is a legit depressing state.

>>149893989
it amazes me that kraft was the only one willing to pay for his own stadium despite being an insufferable zionist sex pest

Trump is a retarded nigger :)

>>149894032
He's not done that with the MLS Stadium and I am sure when he has to upgrade Gillette he'll be threatening to move the Patriots to Austin.

>>149894037
Tyrants must ____.

>>149893975
tan pants should make a comeback

>>149893988
Where are my fries?

>>149894043
>Austin
no chance. bringing eyes to the texas sports market would undercut miriam adelsons attempts to kill the mavs fanbase so she can move the team to vegas

>>149894064
I don't think McDonalds hires schizos with a history of suicide.

>>149894030
>Misery is a legit depressing state
TRUE

>>149894089
>history of suicide

Wait did we really bully the kiwi into almost killing himself? Lmao I always knew he was a pussy. Did he fail because he bitched out or because he's retarded?

>>149894060
I agree. Also they went with solid black block numbers for the back.

>>149889478
This might be one of the dumbest low IQ takes ever. The reason these players are "good" is because of the QB delivering the fucking ball.

>>149894116
Imagine typing this out lmfao kek what a raped kike

>>149894116
yea but he used the pity to get his parents to pay for his apartment

>>149889543
he's washed sorry not sorry, exposed all season last season and the eagles really finished him off. he'll probably have a really bad first 8 games get "hurt" and then "never fully recover". people will try to make him into a what if but 2024 proved he was already circling the drain

Nice (but also not nice, because he should be much higher)

>Peter used pity to persuade his parents to pay for his apartment
say that 69 times fast

Remember when the obsessed kike mutt threatened to go to the police because I mindbroke him bad with bantz? Lmfao the eternal KWAB of /nfl/

>>149894218
Can't believe this dude was a 7th rounder. Also, I'm assuming Lane Johnson will rank higher, if he's better, why doesn't he play at left tackle, isn't that where you put your best tackle?

>>149894232
Fries?

>>149894154
Why would I have to imagine it retard? I just did it. Go finish the job your parents should have started. Just walk off that mountain from lord of the rings. Stop scratching your arms like a teenage girl who listens to music by guys that dress like women.

>Will Levis out for the season
Hate to say it's a fake injury, but this is wildly fortuitous for Levis. Now he won't lose his job in head on head competition, and NFL media will memory hole his meme ass season last year.

>>149888027
Coop is a generational athlete. Literally Bo Jackson tier.

Oops didn't read lol

Been off /spee/ for a couple of weeks. Is this the same kiwi that won't get blo dix's cock out of his mouth?

>>149894278
Is he really that bad that he couldn't pick up a spot on another team if a QB goes down?

>>149894282
That's probably why you can't hold a job

>>149894286
He's physically gifted be he has Lamar Jackson tier IQ

>>149894285
The same one that posted his bare 300 pound ass to a bunch of children

>>149894285
Not my fault I was right as usual while the rest of /nfl/ and nigger GMs fell for le painted nails man

>>149894001
I’ve heard tales they’ve figured out how to write “Before the age of 28” and they write it anywhere they can. It’s become a ritualistic greeting and farewell like aloha. They even sign their birthday cards with it.

>>149894286
He's a gaffe machine

Freland was lookin thicc on GMFB today

>>149894285
>Been off /spee/ for a couple of weeks
No you haven't

>>149894322
Yes I have. Off-season nfl generals are mostly speculation faggotry, so there is little reason to be here aside from taunting queefcucks

>>149894254
Lane played his entire career before Mailata with future HOFer Jason Peters on the left. I'm sure they would have considered moving him to the left if Mailata (or any other options) didn't work out.
You'd rather keep a guy with so much experience on one side to that side, it's harder than most people think to swap.

Cam Ward is HIM

>>149894396
>TIUNORBSSHS
Fuck off and learn to have a little self-respect

>>149894308
Did he really? Link to it on archive.

>have to play the giants
>your team has to somehow protect your qb against this

Trey Hendrickson deal incoming

>>149894456
Impressive work against a UFL-tier O-line, yeah

>>149894470
They do have it easy in practice, but that DLine will be top 5 in the NFL this year.

>>149894278
I don't watch shit teams so the first words i heard him speak was "I'm cumming!" in that sex tape that was leaked.
He has a fat cock #NoHomo. Go Steelers.

>>149894462
40 mil per or na?

>>149894456
>*blocks you*
Heh, nothing personal

>>149894541
more

>>149894541
Get me my fries

>>149894278
It's absolutely a fake injury. No one will dispute that.

>>149894396
>TIUNORBSSHS

>>149894470
>impressive
They were rushing 5, with how shit the Giants o line is they shouldnt have struggled as much as they did. It doesn't matter because half of them will be in IR by week 5.

>>149894396
>TIUNORBSSHS

>>149894456
Giants gonna have a good D line this year.
Darius Alexander kid is gonna be good

Cowherd just called Jayden Daniels Jayden McDaniels kek old boomer is losing it

Do he be right?

What if the NFL partnered with NCAA to train players that are not quite good enough to go pro to become refs early instead of relying on TRT lawyers with bad eyesight and a decent beep test to ref games. They could start in flag football and move up the ranks.

>>149894967
dave portnoy is coming to take his job, he's fading under the pressure now that he has real competition in the FS1 east

>>149894967
Why are you watching/listening to that slop?

>>149894988
What a delusional retard

>>149895001
cringe

>>149894998
Fuck the NCAA

>>149892480

>>149892230
He could be the next Andy Dalton and he’d still be a good pick. Gayleb is going to bust

>>149893314
I repeat
> Anon you need to get back on your meds. You were cool last week.
Please. You can talk ball and actually do know it when you’re being normal.

>never moved away from your hometown
Why is this is bad thing? Are you implying having roots, strong ties to friends and family are bad? Why the fuck would I move out of the US? Everywhere else sucks even more.

>>149893652
No one with a 3 page CV is getting hired. No one reads past the first page. You’d know this is you were employable and had a real career

>>149890696
migapedes will ignore this post

>>149893637
Kek ok fag. Just like how Hillary was a lock, Kamala was a lock, and Biden was the most popular president of all time right?

10 more days until the hall of fame game

>>149892480
There was a threepeat

>>149895097
won't watch

>>149895074
How about I post whatever the fuck I want and you lick my asshole? I'm not here to be friends with you or get your approval you uppity mutt

>>149895099
imagine being drafted and winning 3 straight owls to start your career
its all downhill from there

>>149887567
Enigmas like that webm bradysknee posted never age, have you noticed that?

>>149894988
These weakminded attention whore types often struggle to accept that no one gives a fuck about them five minutes after they retire. Hell, we all started forgetting Beckham existed while he was still in the league. So they try to place themsevles back in the conversation but that begs the question of what to discuss.

He can't talk about all the records that he set because he didn't. He can't talk about how he was the best WR in football for even a single second because he was never a first team all-pro. He can't talk about the super bowl without acknowledging that he was 3rd fiddle to a white boy. He can't talk about his HOF chances because his chances are zero. He was pretty good for like two years then was just a guy.

So what do you do if you were a diva with delusions of grandeur but a fairly mid career no one is going to remember? You look at younger players who are better than you ever were are credit yourself for how they play because you "changed the game." Because apparently you invented....what? Gloves? Throwing teammates under the bus? Being the 30th best player on a title team? It's honestly pathetic but most players with NPD are after they retire

>>149895097
The what?

Dan Campbell just shed a tear

>>149895203
Who?

>>149892480
Next year

>>149894988
Hes on video being blown by Justin Bieber lmao

>>149895187
Beckham fooled boomers at the time who didn't realize how doctored footballs are and how good receiving gloves had gotten. Dickriding one handed catches is like thinking 54yd field goals are still bombs. Without that catch that happens every week now he's nothing

>>149895108
Did Joe call him a motherfucker? That’s what my refined lip reading skills came up with.

>>149895234
Yup. That was 2010 Saints they were the leagues darlings and constantly got reffie assistance. I'd have to rewatch the game but basically Flacco was getting late hits and the Saints DBs were getting away with holding/DPI and Ravens players started losing it at the officials even though they were still winning. That's how egregious it was

i'm a piece of shit and deserve to be killed

>>149895275
Trip on temujin

>>149895275
same desu. no face turns ever for me

>>149888027
Freaky bounce

>>149895259
I remember this game. My Saints should've went for his knees and ended his career.

A dick has been in my mouth and butthole but just because I did it once or twice it doesn't make me gay. My Patriots are going to be competitive this season.

>>149893823
> more Joe Flacco wins this season.
There’s like 4 of those at most

>>149895307
Yea they probably should've but they didn't and then got raped in the playoffs by a 7-9 Seahawks team lol

>>149895259
Weren't the Saints players told to intentionally hurt opponents during that era?

>>149895281
Hi broncos fan. Instead of throwing pity parties have you ever though about becoming someone you yourself would want to date. Go to the gym and get a high paying job.

>>149895314
Same. I had sex with a guy once a bunch of times and I'm still straight. Fly Eagles Fly btw.

I wish I was successful and had multiple gfs like the kiwi.

>>149895332
This but unironically. Just because you do it a few times doesn't make you gay/bi. You were just curious and made a mistake like I did.

>>149895330
women like nigger brains like me though

New

>>149895344
>>149895344
>>149895344

>>149895320
I know every fan thinks their team is going to win the SB if they’re in the playoffs, but I knew the Packers were going to win it after that wild card weekend when they eliminated the Eagles and the Pigeons eliminated the Saints. I had no respect for either of the top seeds, and I still don’t for that 2 seed.

>>149894456
The giants do have a great d-line but they’re also rushing against the giants o-line

>>149894998
I’ve said this for years. There’s a shitload of college players between D1-D3 that won’t make the league, get into coaching and still want to be involved in football. Pay them something comparable to being a mediocre insurance salesman, like $60k. The NFL can subsidize a league of a couple hundred refs and it would directly improve the game. Hell make them start by reffing high school games. It helps everybody.

>>149895108
Ok. Keep being a delusional sperg. That’s equally entertaining too. It’s quite fun watching you try and talk about how successful you think you are.