Thread 149895344

My Steelers :)

this >>149895348 is me as well

More TDs
More Wins
More Yards
More MVPs
More Accuracy
More Superbowls
More Passer Rating

>>149895362
Make your own general

why do announcers call him Tua Tungaviloa when there is no N in his name?

this >>149895362 is me as well

What's his fucking problem?

this is me the glorious G

>>149895377
The NFL really needs to do something about these cheap-ass dinosaur owners

>>149895367
anon I kindly ask you fuck off. My team is the reigning and defending dynasty and thus I reserve the right to talk about them as much as possible. What is your irrelevant team you'd prefer I talk about? The raiders lol. Nobody cares about your franchise dude.

This is the game that mindbroke the Chiefs. If they'd actually played hard and tried to win in week 18 that would've carried over to the Superbowl. Instead most of their """stars""" like P Diddy Mahomes sat on their asses being lazy and eating fried chicken getting fat and bloated and disgusting like their Head Coach and I say this objectively

eat this bussy

>>149895382
every cartel carries around a set of jobbers and rubes to make the others shine better

>>149895373
G in Samoan is always pronounced like NG in English

Reminder that the Chiefs got a do-over in a CCG

>>149895388
But then they would have to deal with Burrow who is a dark horse that nobody wants to see in the playoffs.

Zero legit Super Bowl wins LMAO

>>149895388
17 eagles are still the only team to sit out the last week and get a bye and run the table. too much time off when you add the sb bye on top of it

>>149895400
when you're the chiefs they let you do it

who /burrs/ here

>>149895407
The ref ran into the field to stop the play and only half the players heard him thus we the entire play had to be thrown out. You never know if one of the Chiefs players saw the ref and then gave up on the play which caused it to fail

>>149895377
>what happens if the player we drafted commits crime and goes to jail?

The fact this is a real concern for the Bengals is fucking hilarious. I miss 00s-2016 Bengals when they had the niggerist team in the league

I hate that I'm sexually attracted to my own mother. I often fantasize about the times I've seen her fully naked body. And having passionate, loving, incestuous sex with her.

>>149895424
Chiefs fans are so accustomed to getting flags.

>>149895373
>there is no N in his name?
HURRDUURRRR FUCKING RETARD

>>149895433
maybe the ref shouldn't have kept the clock running on an incomplete pass
>only half the players heard him
none of the players heard him kek the entire play went on like normal

>>149895436
Why even draft him in the first if that was a concern. Stupid retards in Cincinnati

Niggerman Donny

>>149895452
>none of the players heard him kek the entire play went on like normal
Not true. There may or may not be at least one player who visually saw the ref on the field and thus bailed out on the play. If even one player stopped their route due to the ref it has been tainted. Nobody heard him, but there's a possibility someone saw him.

>>149895362
>Mahomes loses another owl in humiliating fashion
>bandwagon faggot has a schizoid meltdown

sounds about right

tush push this bussy

>>149895436
how many cigs do you smoke per day?

>>149895473
That’s how it works

>>149895479
nigger probably hand wraps them individually and keeps them in a fancy case since they cost $150/pack there

>>149895477
Fuck I meant to reply to this>>149895465 fuck fuck fuck

>>149895412
>be Joe Burrow
>miss the playoffs
>still run Mahomes' season

Now that's what I call based

>>149895498
kwab

>>149895455
its not a concern for stewart specifically and it's completely valid. nearly every team has this clause in their contracts. stewart is the only rookie that didnt negotiate in good faith. he pissed a fit to the media when every other rookie across the league was on the practice field, including the bengals 2nd rounder that signed a contract with the exact same clause.

>>149895445
A nigaman?

Only the Chiefs get call the call-ack
Explain this then!

>>149895472
By the time Mahomes reached age 28 he held EVERY record by QBs in their 20s. Meaning whatever he achieved at age 29 was just extra icing on the cake.

The analogy is making fun of Elon for losing 100 billion, he'll check his bank account and realize he's still 100 billion dollars richer than the next best.

>>149895479
Depends. I'd say 4-5 most days but if I head to the pub or drop acid I can go through an entire pack in a day

>>149895491
$35.50 for my Marlboro Reds. Australia is even more expensive than us. Government makes a ton off taxing em

>>149895491
Say you needed to get $150 for a pack of cigarettes what would your cut off be for the amount of dicks you'd have to suck for one pack. So if it was $10 a dick you'd need to suck 15, is that too many dicks to suck for 20 cigarettes? I personally wouldn't suck any because I'm not a fag, I'd also just quit smoking, also because I'm not a fag.

I'm not Australian though.

>>149895385
>reigning and defending dynasty
40-6 before your garbage time addition of 16. Only thing you fags are reigning over is getting absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.

>>149895527
“If it chance your eye offends you,
Pluck it out lad, and be sound:
'Twill hurt, but here are salves to friend you,
And many a balsam grows on ground.

And if your hand or foot offend you,
Cut it off, lad, and be whole;
But play the man, stand up and end you,
When your sickness is your soul.”

-Houseman

>>149895537
passionate hobbies have no price tag he's probably puzzled at the post

>>149895549
god that gets me hard

6-11

every vape taste like moutnatin dew and jolly ranchers here. amerifats are something

>>149895567
Are you saying he's passionate about smoking cigs or about smoking pole because I'm inclined to believe it's either if not both.

>>149895543
Patriots dynasty couldn't even make it to 3 straight owls during their 3peat, they got btfo by a rando. We made history by even making it that far.

>>149895472
Goes on schizo rants and he thinks he comes off as a lawyer lol.
What causes this type of delusion?

>>149895344 (OP)
Will Tay save the NFL for one more season?

>>149895573
I don't see them beating Dem boyz. 5-12 is more realistic

>>149895549
Seriously, though. If Brady and Mahomes dueled to the death all of my money is on Brady

>>149895524

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>>149895524
why would the media be outraged over a guy lining up behind the ball?

>>149895586
She worships Satan

>>149895585
Raised by a single mother + toxoplasmosis

>>149895549
AAAAHHHHHH TOMUUUUU AAABRADDYYYYYYYY AAHHHH NOOOOOOO

>>149895586
Why did she dress up like a plaid superhero?

>>149895573
Fucking hell can you imagine the meltdowns when the choofs don't even make the playoffs

>>149895612
no shes wholesomecoded

>>149895549
NIHON STEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!

>>149895543
>>149895585
>>149895472
>>149895595
>Brady
(1) We don't know how Brady would have done in a 5th Superbowl in his 20s since he was only good enough to make it to 3 of them. He was too busy getting blown out in wildcards by scrubs.

>Eagles
(2) We already humiliated the Eagles in 2022, so at best all they did was get even with us. We don't even care for revenge and are focused on the next challenger to our throne. They aren't relevant enough to earn a rivalry with us.

>>149895605
Booty blasted Chiefs fans upset over the toe incident

>>149895344 (OP)
Dolphin bros give it to me straight; this season is going to be a disaster isnt it?

>>149895644
Wait, so those people aren’t even at the concert? They couldn’t get tickets so they stood on a hill next to the stadium? Just watch a concert recording at that point.

>>149895612
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>149895653
I really really like that webm you posted. Post more. Chargers fan btw.

>>149895535
>Marlboro Reds

>>149895524
You don't know ball

>>149895644
Wtf is this real?

>>149895377
I actually agree with him but the bungles are still retarded for picking Stewart in the first place. Great job picking a raw prospect with zero production you also apparently think has character concerns.

>>149895660
>We already humiliated the Eagles in 2022
???

>>149895662
Yes sir. Top 5 pick incoming.

this bussy is top 5

>>149895412
Don’t worry the bengals won’t make the playoffs

I deserve to be killed

>>149895740
(you) deserve to live

Kill this bussy

>>149895712
Yea, that whole paragraph is massive cope. The Eagles are either a super team about to embark on a dynasty of their own or a team that just got lucky they faced the Chiefs without *list the depth chart* depending on what is convenient In the discussion. It’s sad, because they haven’t realized their dynasty ended in February, and this season will be what proves it to them.

>>149895660
Only won because of refball

>7th AFCCG appearance
Mahomes: age 29
Brady: age 35

>>149895711
I'm so glad my team didn't get him. There were many fans that wanted him and were upset that we passed on him.

>>149895780
brady bros..................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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>7th super bowl win
Brady: Age 43
Mahomes: lmfao

>>149895441

Gross bro, thats the worst thing Ive read all day. Find Jesus, seriously. I'll pray for you

There have been NFL players other than Brady and Mahomes btw

>>149895670
>bradysknee is defending the chiefs mascot
You're finally doing something useful.

The Schizo knows Mahomes is finished. That's why he's spamming a lot of "muh age 29" stats. He knows that Mahomes is declining rapidly and won't ever win another Super Bowl.

On top of that, he knows deep down that he only won titles because of his holding o line and ability to flop. Fraud QB

>>149895441
Can't blame you, Zach

>>149895805
>taking bait seriously

Did you forget where you are right now?

Brady had a year taken from injury.
Mahomes gets one this year.
That's why minshew is his backup.

Training camp begins on Tuesday and Wednesday for everyone.

>>149895573
>>149895627
>>149895830
>He knows that Mahomes is declining rapidly
Mahomes rate of going to owls is approaching 100% as he ages and just finished up a 3peat run. Brady was struggling to consistently get past the divisional round at this age. You tell me who is "declining".

>5th season Mahomes Won Superbowl
>6th season Mahomes Won Superbowl
>7th season Mahomes Lost Superbowl
>5th season Brady Lost Divisional
>6th season Brady Lost AFCCG
>7th season Brady Lost Superbowl
Mahomes is "declining" lol

>>149895858
Carried by his defense and the refs.
Imagine putting up virtually the same numbers as a 40 year old who plays for the Jets.

>>149895858
>You tell me who is "declining".
He already did. He told you it was Mahomes.

>>149895764
Reasonable people can argue if the contact was negligible or enough to warrant a flag, but I don't believe anyone that claims to think the ball was catchable, contact or no.

>>149895877
He has more pass TDs in the playoffs than Brady and the next best combined at this age. If he's being carried everyone is.
>>149895878
Declining is getting booty blast in the divisional round against bums like Brady was doing. Mahomes is going for 3peats, quit mentioning him in the same sentence with that 6th round draft pick.

From what I've heard, Ben Johnson was riding Caleb's and quite frankly the rest of the team's ass through mini camp is be on them once again in training camp. I believe in this man.

>>149895922
>Declining is getting booty blast in the divisional round against bums like Brady was doing.
This is a dumb argument. When Mahomes inevitably does lose in the 2nd or first round so much of what you stake on Mahomes’ greatness is gone. He’s a great player without these needless qualifiers you keep putting on him.

>>149895932
Dirty bugger lol

>>149895932
He also hired Dennis Allen who can coach the fuck out of DBs and calls an aggressive big dicked defense. The best part of this hire is that Dennis Allen is a terrible head coach so he will never leave.

From what I've heard, Ben Johnson was riding Caleb's and quite frankly the rest of the team's bussy through mini camp is bussy be on them once again in training camp.

>>149895922
Probably helps that he had Prime Tyreek and Kelce.

>>149895922
Idk why you're so obsessed with Brady. What made Brady special is he got better as he aged. Mahomes is declining hard. What's his mobility is gone, he's ineffective. He can't process the game like Brady or Rodgers.

I know you so well, you'll bring up how Brock Purdy got more rushing yards for some reason

>>149895965
>calls an aggressive big dicked defense.

I liked the Dennis Allen hire but I wouldn't call his defences aggressive. He's a sound fundamentals and disguises coverage well kinda DC. Aggressive would be more Brian Flores or Al Golden who the Bengals hired from Notre Dame

>>149895997
Do you know anyone else in New Zealand that likes football as much as you?

Coach Redskin

>>149895902
>>149895944
>>149895973
>Total TDs
Mahomes at age 28 had 231 TDs
Brady at age 32 had 231 TDs

Brady will NEVER catch up with him. Mahomes could retire for years and Brady would just TIE him lol.

>>149895991
>Idk why you're so obsessed with Brady.
I'm not, it's them who keep bringing up Brady.
>Mahomes is declining hard.
If decline means a 4th superbowl in a row then I hope this trend continues. If getting better means going a decade without a ring like Brady, I hope he doesn't get better.

If Caleb isn't good halfway through this bussy season, then Bears fans should all completely abandon the team because there's no hope.

>>149896013
Yea a couple of friends like it a lot. One is Kiwi born and near my level in terms of passion for it but not quite as knowledgeable. The other was born in Green Bay before moving here and went to a ton of Packers games growing up

>Total TDs
Mahomes at age 28 had 231 TDs
Brady at age 32 had 231 TDs

Noah Knigga

>>149896081
And there it is

>>149896039
Blah blah blah
Your team is in the Super Bowl, who would you rather have as your QB: Brady or Mahomes

Yeah, I'm going with Brady

Now go back to your schizo rants

>>149896081
He's not in CFB 26
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>>149895944
>When Mahomes inevitably does lose in the 2nd or first round so much of what you stake on Mahomes’ greatness is gone.
What are you talking about. Nobody expects Mahomes to go his entire career making it to the championship rounds. That's not what made him great.

Him playing in his 7th AFCCG by age 29 is what makes him great (it took Brady until age 35 to reach that mark).

Him having more total TDs at age 28 than Brady had at age 32 is what makes him great. He's so far ahead he could miss the playoffs for 4 years and still be ahead of Brady's pace.

>>149896110
>Be ahead of Brady's pace
>7 vs 3
>Lost to Brady twice, one of them being in the Super Bowl

Lol

>>149896099
Brady's stats only look better in the superbowls because Brady was getting BTFO in the divisional rounds by bums in his 20s thus we don't know what his stats would have looked like if he was good enough to make it to 5 of them. He was down 6-25 by Jake Plummer, so if that's an indicator he would have been shit in those owls.

Mahomes win rate when trailing is the most in NFL history. He's more clutch than Brady and has twice as much pass TDs in the playoffs. Not to mention has the best TD:INT ratio and passer rating. By all metrics he's superior to Brady be it wins, MVPs, or stats. All you can go off is your eyetest and feelings. Facts don't care about your feelings ladyboi.

mutthomes is a reid baby
and with reids excessive nuggy consumption and age, it wont be long before mahomo will be on his own, and the chiefs will be back in the basement where they belong

Uh oh...

>>149896200
Theyre winning the owl the moment he dies

>>149896171
By the time the dynasty ends we'll have the most superbowls of any franchise. AFCW will never catch up so we'll never be in the basement.

>>149896240
reid is obese, in a high stress job, with a nuggy addiction
its over...

>>149895419
>when you add the sb bye on top of it
they need to get rid of that. the super bowl will be better off that way

>>149896133
Brady screwed up by going a decade without winning a ring. That will be the difference in their careers.

>>149895709
why haven't you made a public statement addressing those webms you posted, you going silent whenever someone talks about it only makes it more sus.

>>149896240
Lol he actually believes that

>>149896287
Why wouldn't I believe that. The onus is on you to explain why the trend in picrel won't continue.

>>149896200

dementia era???? LFGGGG

go burds

>>149896294
He's already regressing. Got carried by his defense and the refs the last two seasons. It was obvious that the Chiefs didn't belong in the Super Bowl. They should have lost against the Texans. The refball in that game was so egregious.

Take away the favorable ref calls Mahomes gets and what you saw in the Super Bowl is what you will get coming forward.

Here comes the: "but muh left tackle, WR1..."

I'm curious what your next excuses will be.

Packers extended Zach Tom 22mil per. Not bad coin

>>149896364
The standards have been set so high that you are unironically critiquing him for not winning MVPs while 3peating.
>(You): Why can't he statmog AND win owls at the same time I hate him! I know he won 2 rings but why didn't he also win MVP as well!

His passer rating in the playoffs in the last 2 seasons is 101 (8th best of all time). In that timespan his regular season passer rating is 92, which is Josh Allen's career average.

>>149896364
Meanwhile, when Tom is facing pressure...

>>149896336
Two #2s on the field. Penalty that wipes out the TD.

>>149896453
They should not give Quay Walker real money. He should be a top candidate for replacement in the draft.

How are da burrs going to do this year?

>>149896517
Super Bowl loss the the Ravens

>>149896240
>By the time the dynasty ends
It already did in February.

>>149896490
Stop putting words in my mouth. Dude relies on a holding o line and baiting flags. That's literally his game. It's what helps him get those third in longs, just dances around and takes off running while his o line holds the d line just enough for him to get a headstart. There's nothing else to his game.
He'd only last 3 seasons if he played in an earlier era

You're like one of those nerds who make fun of a 9/10 porn star since her teeth is crooked.

He went to 3 Superbowls and won 2 of them but because he only won 1 MVP during the 3peat he's "regressing" according to you.

So he had to make it to 3 Superbowls AND win 3 MVPs to please you?

You hold him to such high standards. Meanwhile your team's QB can't even make it past the conference championship and has 0 MVPs.

>>149896507
Mahomes could never

>>149896586
>He'd only last 3 seasons if he played in an earlier era
Yeah, a tough and competitive era where Kurt Warner, a clerk at a local grocery store could get off their couch and win MVP.

>>149896591
>because he only won 1 MVP during the 3peat he's "regressing" according to you.
Haven't his QB stats demonstrably dropped since Tyreek left?

>>149896599
>>149896507
>>149896364
Mahomes was cartoonishly good against the blitz in his earlier seasons where it got to the point where teams stopped doing it against him.

>>149896640
Exactly. Didn't rely on refs and a holding o line.

Mahomes wouldn't last back then.

And he's already falling apart in this baby soft league and he's not even 30 yet. Fatty can't put the fork down

KWAB

>>149896646
not since tyreek left but over the last two years absolutely. he'll ignore that though

>>149896200
>players whine about their contracts incessantly
>give them what they ask for
>they miss lots of games and lose in the playoffs

Yeah I'm with Jerry on this once. You wanted top of the market money and you got it, maybe produce some results now

>>149896656
That chart shows that Mahomes has plateaued since dropback ~400

>>149896646
>Haven't his QB stats demonstrably dropped since Tyreek left?
Tyreek left in 2021. In 2022 he had the greatest season of all time and did it with a bunch of nobody WRs who couldn't even get 1k yards.

>>149896674
How has he been the past 2 years?

>>149896656
Holding o line :)
Btw. Most NFL QBs can do good against the blitz because they just throw it to the hot route. How do they do against pressure? 4 man rush?
Hmmm if only there was a recent super bowl that we could look back at to see


Not regressing at all you guys.

>>149895877
>>149896683
Not great

>>149896678
>>149896287
>>149896543
>Patriots 6 rings
>Steelers 6 rings
>Chiefs 4 rings
Not sure why you think a QB that was a coin flip away from starting in 6 of the last 7 Superbowls can't accomplish this.

>>149896683
>>149896704
>How has he been the past 2 years?
Why don't you ask Josh, Lamar, and Burrow how he's doing. After he sent them home crying.

>TrackandField.webm
Suprise motherfucker. Always knew Pedosknee was a wierdo! Im glad Gods Wrath has found you

>>149896726
I'll take the proven pocket QB who doesn't have to rely on a holding o line. Thank you very much

>>149896740
>B-but looked at those other guys tooo

LMAO

Cry baby schizo

>>149896740
No, I'm asking you. How have Mahomes QB stats (not team stats or media awards) been over the past 2 years?

>>149896690
>>149896745
>Holding o line :)
I could post hundreds of examples of OLs holding in the modern NFL. Try watching the sport before posting. All teams do it.

>>149895431
he will take us to the promised land

>>149896770
Do it

>>149895660
>humiliated the Eagles
Only a casual would call that refball field goal win "humiliating"

>>149896683
>>149896760
>>149896704
His postseason passer rating in 2024 was 101.4 (this would be Brady's 3rd best)

His postseason passer rating in 2023 was 101.3 (tied with Brady's 4th best).

His regular season passer rating of 93 is greater than anything Brady had in his 20s. So yeah...why don't you ask Brady how he's doing.

>>149896778
This guy seems really dedicated and he's been hammering home being detail oriented to the entire team and being honest that a lot of days for them are difficult because of what he demands. I have faith in him.

IT'S GONNA BE OUR YEAR PHINBROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lot of armchair statisticians and not a whole lot of ball knowers itt

>>149896726
You might squeeze out one more ring before Reid has a heart attack and Kelce gets married and leaves forever

>>149896829
>101.3
>His postseason passer rating in 2023 was *100.3* (tied with Brady's 4th best).

>>149896666
Parsons is the only player on that shit team that's producing anything. The reason the team hasn't won shit in 30 years is entirely because J Jones sucks at his job (which, btw, includes making sure players want to work for him).

>Ennis Rakestraw only suffered a chest contusion in practice, avoiding a major injury
Thank god

>>149896846
That includes you btw

>>149896842
I don't see how anyone can possibly have any hope as a Dolphins fan

>>149896867
project less, buddy. I already secured my $5 millies in parlays for the upcoming season

>>149896868
same goes for the titans although I guess the have Cam Ward to look forward to, but with their retarded foid owner who fired vrabel for no reason they'll probably fuck up his career. Sad!

>>149896904
massive bust

>>149896829
>Brady Brady Brady
I don't care, I'm asking about Mahomes
Why are you so scared of posting Mahomes QB stats over time?

>>149896944
probably yeah, but it's the titans so nobody would even care

>>149896970
>stats
Anon just stop. He has the most TDs/yards per game in the history of the sport. Already has the 2nd most pass TDs of all time in the playoffs.

>>149897023
>comparisons to shitters
Nope. You still have not posted Mahomes passing stats over time

>passer ratings outside of the top 10 in the first seven seasons to start their careers
tom brady: 0
patrick mahomes: 2

>>149897030
>>comparisons to shitters
That's every QB worth mentioning I compared him to. Marino and Peyton are shittings?

>>149896829
>>149896970
>>149897023
>>149897038
>>149897038
Go post in your own general

>>149897038
Cute, Brady wasn't top 5 in passer rating for his first 6 seasons.

>>149897054
>stop talking about your team and instead talk about my poverty franchise
Okay, what's your team?

>>149897081
You're not talking about a team you're doing the same endless debate between two players (one of who has retired). Go run in circles somewhere else and leave us alone.

>age when they lost their first playoff game
tom brady: 28 (goat)
patrick mahomes: 23 (lol)

>>149897047
>That's every QB worth mentioning I compared him to
When did I ask you to compare Mahomes to other QBs? I asked you to compare Mahomes past 2 years to the ones before that

da burrs need to ditch the orange helmets and get a white one for an all white uniform

>>149897091
Losing a coinflip counts as a loss to you zoomers I suppose
>>149897085
>us
You now speak for all of /nfl/?

Losing is a loss yes

anyway 4 > 3

>>149897108
>Losing ... counts as a loss
So true

Lions going 12-5 and winning the division
Will be #3 seed in the NFC
They will make it to the owl and lose
Vikes will limp to a wild card since the offense and defense is good enough to carry JJ at QB, but lose their playoff game
Then pack, no idea what to expect from that fucking team
bears will be better than last year but just one game behind pack

>>149897132
>lions will make it to the owl
o i laff

>>149897132
>They will make it to the owl
*blocks your path*

>>149897102
>I asked you to compare Mahomes past 2 years to the ones before that
It's hard to compare Mahomes to himself since he's yet to have a bad season. He's either winning MVP or playing in a championship round. Wait for him to have a bad season and then I can answer you.

>Brady in his 7th season has the best statistical season of his career
>Mahomes in his 7th season has the worst statistical season of his career
hmmmmm...

>>149897143
He'll throw more INTs but also more TDs when it's all said and done so it'll cancel out.

>>149897156
>It's hard to compare Mahomes to himself
It's actually very easy. What was his passer rating in his first year, his second year, etc.
It's strange how you have so many stats on hand, but seem to be totally unaware of what Mahomes are over time

>>149897166
>5th Season
Brady Lost Divisional
Mahomes Won Superbowl
>6th Season
Brady Lost AFCCG
Mahomes Won Superbowl
>7th Season
Brady Lost Superbowl
Mahomes Lost Superbowl

>>149897150
So excited for the rematch
Lions schedule is crazy this season, gonna be lots of great games

>>149897186
>brings team accomplishments to an individual statistic discussion
?

>>149897195
I'm sorry, I forgot that wins and rings are only a QB stat when we're talking about Brady. But for everyone else it's just a team stat.

>>149897207
nice strawman

>>149897166
This is what both looked at age 29. Brady was 30 in his 7th season.

>>149897224
you go by years in the league, not age. no one cares if mahomes got into the league one year earlier

Another ez debate W.

>>149897304
common Brady Ws. always the GOAT

I want a black man to use my mouth as a sex hole.

>>149897343
go.
pack.
go.

a black man uses my mouth as a sex hole every night. it's really not as great as it sounds.

>>149897357
why are pats fans like this.

>>149897304
Fuck off to your own general

>>149897387
Make me.

>>149897085
>you're doing the same endless debate
What you don't understand is that the goal of these debate aren't to change the mind of the opponent, it's to change the mind of the reader. There is no official ranking for what QB holds the title of GOAT or best, that is decided by the fans through debate. GOAT debates will always be a recurring subject in sports.

>>149897463
Great, you can do that in a separate general

Glad Philip Rivers retired as a Padres. Hope he ursurps Dean Spanos ownership and teams up with Drew Brees, moving back to SD with a new stadium maybe in mission bay or Chula Vista.

>>149897514
Chargers. Gah, Padres lmao

>>149897511
40% of the post in the general is brady v mahomes but only 0.5% of it is you crying about it. I think you should go in your own general.

Does he know ball?

Reminder that the Pattyschizo starts every single one of these flame wars and should be b& along with the entirety of Missouri & Kansas. Water people shouldn't have internet access anyway.

>>149896778
Maybe if he gets a new QB

>>149897637
we love zesty negros I'm afraid

Starting to think the Kangz and JJ McCarthy will win the NFC north for the next half decade.

>>149897627
>starts every single one of these flame wars
It's only one anon doing the goat debates. If you asked everyone on /nfl/ who the goat is we'd all say Brady (that includes me). I just say Mahomes has the best start to a career and he brings up Brady for some reason. We shouldn't be talking about retired players.
>and should be b& along with the entirety of Missouri & Kansas. Water people shouldn't have internet access anyway.
If you were trying to make the most reddit-coded post on /nfl/ you succeeded.

>>149897682
Trvth nvke

>>149897760
KOC is grooming him...

>>149897682
kek lol oh no

>>149897682
The vikings have never, and will never in your lifetime win a game that matters.

>>149897768
And that's a good thing.
>>149897786
Since we actually have a quarterback who won the most games in college football history and not the scrap leftovers from other teams, this time will be different. Screenshot this.

>>149895780
lol

ZoomZoom McSharty is a bears fan btw

>>149897801
>amateur football
kek

>>149897786
>has been winning non stop since middle school
>went to NAZARETH high school
>grew up in Chicago, went to college at Michigan, has literally hated the Packers since day 1
>was coached by the guy who the Vikings chose to not offer a head coaching job to, if the Vikings take Harbaugh he never gets to coach Mccarthy as a starter
>his current coach was Brady's backup
>looks like Hayden Christensen
He is the chosen one. Every star has aligned

>>149897637
ben will set him straight, and if that doesn't work they should just draft Luke Altmyer

>>149897682
He gave my Wolverinos a natty so I can’t hate him. I wanted to be a bigger fan if he hadn’t gone to a division rival, but I still like him. Ben Johnson can die in a house fire though.

>>149897902
He's a bust, sorry

>>149897870
Gayleb is a green gay fan

I would unironically start Howell over McCarthy. They should have kept Daniel Jones, he would have been a clearly better option.

>>149896742
you say that while posting young anime girls

>>149897912
The only Mccarthy bust is the one that will be put in the hall of fame after his 10 superbowl wins

>>149897627
Lol I remember when he started flexing about Kansas City because it was one of the first cities to get fiber internet.
I almost don't blame him for being so obsessed. What else is there to do in that shit hole?

>>149897915
wtf is wrong with modern NFCN qbs

>>149897923
You are either retarded or truly blind

Caleb = Mahomes
McCarthy = Burrow
Drake = Allen
Jayden = Lamar
Nix = Herbert

>>149897946
The last two Green Gay QBs are also 49ers fans that are made fun of for losing to the 49ers in the playoffs.

>>149897902
>can't throw without turning it into a violent ordeal
>rips up knee the first time in NFL completion because of this
not a single guy did anything when they get hurt so bad in their first preseason game. One pedestrian year out of Travis Etienne is the ceiling for that lol

Ki-Jana McCarthy

>>149897931
I started flexing once Mahomes won his 3rd ring.

Brady fanboys could dismiss other challengers like Peyton and Rodgers by mentioning the rings. They can't do that with Mahomes.

For the first time there's a player who eclipse Brady both in stats and rings.

>>149897974
That's funny. Jimmy G grew up hating the packers

>>149897982
Pay attention, he's mostly fixed his touch at this point
Also likely has torn his meniscus before that game, you can see him rubbing his leg pre game. Meniscus is something very flukey, can get a tear from just falling down or can survive endless punishment

>>149897982
>not a single guy did anything when they get hurt so bad in their first preseason game
It's literally never happened before, there isn't a positive or negative case to compare to lmao
Burrow missed half his first year from injuries though

>>149898010
>Robbie Gould
wish we kept him in chicago, he was ride or die for the city. Instead we got Cody Parkey who eternally raped us with the double doink.

>>149898005
That's funny

Mahomes isn't even top 5 all time

He's not even top 10 desu

Yeah the Kangz'll win a MINIMUM of 10 games a season for the next 7 years.

>>149898037
You can't name 5 qbs ahead of him.

>>149898096
>vangzschizo thinks that there's only one vikings hater in the thread
we all loathe you faggots

>>149898090
>Montana
>Brady
>Marino
>Brees
>Bart Starr

Now go on and cope and seethe with your little charts.

None of his stats matter after he was exposed for being a holding o line and ref baby

>>149898125
Ok schizo

>>149898125
No reason to. We've suffered constantly since the inception of the team, and now we finally get to win for the foreseeable future. There's no reason for redemption to make anyone seethe.

>>149895922
>at this age

>>149896726
>a coin flip away

you cunts will never, ever get over it, will you

>>149897224
This is is what Mahomes looked like at age 25

>>149898135
LOL. 0 rings.
>Marino's playoff record is 8-10
>Mahomes' playoff record is 17-4
Mahomes is still a child yet has double as many playoff wins. Imagine how bad this will be in 10 years from now.

>>149898150
Fun fact, the age is irrelevant in that context since he already has the 2nd most pass TDs of all time in the playoffs.

My Lions are on track for a spiritual threepeat this year

Here's the thing queef xisters. No one gives a fuck about Mahomes being "on track" or "on pace" to be the goat. Basically no QB ever has performed to the level Brady has on the bad side of 38 years, and as a scrambling QB age is gonna hit Mahomes even worse, meaning he really only has 8 years to win 4 rings

>>149898243
No one's rating the lions this year which means they probably go to the owl

>>149898175
No, I've always congratulated Brady for his overtime win he got from dynasty privileges. I just don't want you guys complaining now that my Chiefs benefit from it.

Here's how dynasty privs work. During the playoffs, if your team is dynasty the refs will pay extra attention late in games.

The players on the dynasty know not to make any mistakes late in the game. My Chiefs made a mistake and Brady won. Likewise, during the 2022 Superbowl the Eagles made a mistake and Mahomes won.

>>149898253
Rodgers is a scrambling QB. Won back to back MVPs in his late 30s. If not for the Achilles probably would win more. You don't know ball.

>>149897964
Caleb = Wentz
McCarthy = Tyrod Taylor
Maye = Hurts
Daniels = Lamar
Nix = Minshew

>>149898204
Like I said, Mahomes is a ref baby and holding o line baby. With a great coach and defense to carry him.

Marino played in a team full of shitters

>>149898305
this anon knows ball

>>149898148
Obnoxious and delusional fans, whiney players, bad vibes all around.

>>149898312
I don't know ball, so why don't we ask Marino's HC who is better
https://youtu.be/D7jS4ZHDl3s?t=132

>Marino played in a team full of shitters
Marino is in competition for the best _regular_ season player of all time. Unfortunately the post season exists. He couldn't maintain his godly stats in the playoffs and collapsed under pressure. His HCs would go on to win multiple rings without him.

>>149898305
Change Mccarthy to Brady and it's accurate

>>149898314
also minnesomalia is just a disgusting place

>>149898303
Rodgers is a great processor who can throw from the pocket even as it's collapsing.
Mahomes is not, he bails on his reads and runs for the first down while his o line holds the d line. And he baits for late hits on top of that.

this anon >>149898334 beat the fuck out of this anon >>149898312

>>149898334
>Jimmy Johnson.
The shitter who only coaches him at the tail end of his career and clearly hated him so much that he benched him because Marino didn't like his scheme

How many HoFs did Marino have on offense?
I'll wait

>NFL Owners Told to Prep for Potential Disney Media Deal Vote
>NFL owners have been informally told to be ready for a potential vote next month on a long-discussed acquisition of league media assets by ESPN parent company Walt Disney Co., Front Office Sports sources confirmed.
>For four years, the league has considered selling in-house media holdings such as the NFL Network and NFL RedZone, among other properties

You cannot escape Disney's ESPNified vision of sports /nfl/, anyone except on FS1 with Nick Wright!

>>149898401
Cap going up again, get your contracts locked in while you can

>>149898401
>“"LISTEN UP, AMERICA! This is Stephen A. Smith, and WELCOME to the GREATEST SHOW ON TURF—NFL RedZone, Week 1, baby! We are LIVE, we are LOUD, and we are READY to bring you EVERY touchdown, EVERY big hit, EVERY game-changing moment from EVERY game, ALL DAY LONG! You thought you knew football? Nah, you ain’t seen NOTHIN’ yet! This is where the NFL comes ALIVE, and I’m here to take you on a ROLLERCOASTER ride through the chaos, the drama, and the GLORY of Week 1!"

The Schizo is agreeing with himself now.
This is just sad

>gf is depressed again cause she put on weight
sigh, how do i convince this woman that shes gorgeous and ill love her no matter what

>>149898439
Have bbw porn in your search history idk

>>149898449
shes not even that big tbf. just a little chubbers but she wants to be rail thin like an ig model

>>149898439
Just do your best to project support and love. Don't expect to be able to solve her insecurities on your own. Does she go to therapy?

>>149898401
Why should I care about this again?
>>149898439
>>149898468
>sigh, how do i convince this woman that shes gorgeous
Don't do that, it's a rookie move. You build up their confidence too much and they leave you. Take advantage of it and convince her you're the only male on earth who would stomach a slampig like her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMLw5qaOuUg

>>149898439
Don't listen to this autist incel: >>149898481

>>149898439
get her ozempic
or crack

>>149898401
i still dont get how disney acquired espn

IM
THAT
GUYYYYY
TRYNA
GET
MY
PAPERRRR BAYBEEEE

>The Eagles 2nd Superbowl ring has the flag of BRAZIL engraved inside of all of them
AHAAHAHAHA
OHNONONONONONOOO
HUEUEHEUHEUEHEUHEUEHUEHUEUEEEEEE

im thinking panthers finish third in the south

>>149898585
why would they do this, this is the least American Superbowl ring by far

>>149898605
im thinking cowboys finish fourth in the east

>>149898585
They thought Brazil was the country that best represented Philadelphia. You know, because it's a dysgenic hellhole filled with illiterate poorfag mystery meat

Titanbros.... What do we do now?

>>149898716
not a soisfag but the giants might not win a game

football is GAY

>>149898725
I don't think they'll be good, but their roster is really not bad at all. They just need one of the QBs to be competent.

>>149898742
(and that's a good thing)

>>149898742
but enough about me

>>149898755
the oline and secondary are dogshit

>>149897106
i fucking hate these things

>>149897187
>So excited for the rematch
Same. Last year's playoff bout was absolutely game of the year, this years should be so much fun

>>149897125
Quit being a weasel and compare what both did at similar ages.

>>149898764
The O-line was awful but it's somewhat better now. Not good but could be worse.
The secondary is bad, yeah. They're going to have to rely on that pass rush a lot.

>>149898832
ok :)
>patrick mahomes at 29 years old has thrown 7 super bowl interceptions and lost 2 super bowls
>joe montana at 29 years old had thrown 0 super bowl interceptions and lost 0 super bowls

>>149898888
>Comparing two Chiefs legends like this
real undignified Montana and Mahomes are both beloved in KC

kansas city more like fagass shitty kwab

>>149898888
>>149898915
While Mahomes was going for a 3peat Montana was going for a 3choke.

>>149898809
same, don't know why they ever moved away from this combo

>>149898979
Real KC fans dont compare Montana and Mahomes, simple as
you arent real

you ever been out drivin and try and push out a fart but it’s diarrhea but you catch it before you completely shit yourself so you gotta drive for a bit with shart between your cheeks until you get somewhere with a bathroom
go browns btw

>>149898887
i was hearing from some gintbros that the oline got worse, what additions did they make?

For 3 seasons in a row Montana went
>0-3 in playoffs
>0 TDs and 4 INTs
Not even our biggest playoff chokers like Lamar, Goff, and Herbert did shit like this.

dunno why but 0 Super Bowl losses sounds a lot better than 2 Super Bowl losses, maybe it’s just because im not a loser though

>>149898996
If you don't win a ring with a franchise you lose the right to claim you were a part of it. Also, "simple as" has to be the last thing in your post otherwise there's no point in using it. Simple as.

>>149899034
>>149899014
you are mentally ill

when montana made it to the super bowl he played at his absolute peak. when mahomes made it to the super bowl he played the worst games he's ever played. simple as.

>>149899034
Joe Montana was the first and only player before Mahomes to take KC to an AFCCG
Alex Smith is a Chiefs for life

you are not

>dan Marino was never a miami dolphin
this is your brain on mutt

>>149899025
Losing in Superbowl is like coming in 2nd place during a marathon, whereas losing in the divisional or wildcard is like coming in 14th place. You tell me which is better.

>>149899076
second place is first loser

>>149899057
>>149899071
Montana played 2 seasons on the Chiefs. Don't compare him to Dan Marino who played 17 seasons on the Dolphins.

trent dilfer is one of only 2 QBs in ravens history

>>149899034
>If you don't win a ring with a franchise you lose the right to claim you were a part of it
Do they make faggots more fairweather than this?

>>149899034
I’d like to believe you, because then I can pretend Favre was never on the Vikings. I know you’re wrong, though, because Marino definitely played for the Dolphins.

>>149899042
>>149899057
>>149899168
>>149899169
What was it?
It got deleted

>>149899192
Dan Marino rustled his jimmies too hard

>>149899192
The post was:
>>149898996
>If you don't win a ring with a franchise you lose the right to claim you were a part of it. Also, "simple as" has to be the last thing in your post otherwise there's no point in using it. Simple as.
Reply and all. Apparently the Mutthomesfag only cares for rings

This is why I have to post like a lawyer because they will use any against you even when you misspeak.

>>149895344 (OP)
what kind of racial appropriation is this?

what team did Dan Marino play for again? Was it the Oilers?

>>149898986
They should only wear the orange jerseys if the game is on October 31.

Soon...

mina

>>149899230
Maybe don't be a caustic faggot when you talk like a retard

Live chase
Get in here!

>>149899407

>>149899407

>>149899407

>>149895344 (OP)
What are your serious and realistic expectations for your team this season?

I just hope all of the rookies that the Saints drafted turn out to be good and they get a high draft pick.

>>149898148
Vikings are one of those franchises where, despite years of constant unending disappointment and heartbreak that should have tempered a sense of humility, the fanbase instantly becomes annoyingly conceited and smug the second they get even the faintest whiff of success

>>149899462
No, that's the joke of it. It's extreme irony because we know they will fuck it up in unbelievable fashion. We don't believe for a second they'll ever win, so we react the opposite way that only fans of the Kangz find hilarious. The cowgoys behave that way unironically.

>>149898439
Idk, she sounds like a fat pig. You should oink whenever she walks into a room.

>>149899526
not an eagles fan but i love smitty

>>149899421
this was a good one

>>149899213
>>149899214
LMAO
Mindbroken

>>149899428
I'm a Cowboys fan and I'm dead inside. I'll BE dead inside until Jerry is dead on the outside. There is no hope, no hope at all, until the old fucker finally croaks. At this point I'm just surviving from one creaky season to the next.

>>149899698
He brings home 3 Super bowls and this is how you think of him? Without Jerreh, you'd be nothing.

>>149899698
His family will take ownership and do just as poor of a job. Cowboys enthusiasts are dumb

Long live Jerreh!

>>149899255
or just their latest october game

>>149899230
Well you sure don't come off as a lawyer. You are clearly schizo. Dunning Krueger in full effect

>>149899785
This

You ever notice that this country doesn't give a single fuck about the Mountain Time Zone?

>>149899852
It's the central time zone of the Pacific but the thing is nobody lives in it so they don't get mentioned.

>>149899698
>No one could do a better job running this team than Jerry Jones" - Jerry Jones

>>149898419
Eagles never punished

>>149899852
I thought it was pacific, central, eastern

Eagles are brazils official team now that they've engraved the Brazilian flag on 50% of their rings.

Any questions thoughts or concerns about this? Philly fans you have no choice in this matter. Rio is now your sister city.

>>149899999
Huehue and checked

>>149899999
Quints confirm kek

>>149899999
Wasted

>>149899865
pretty much

>>149900041
Sao Paolo

>>149899230
>This is why I have to post like a lawyer because they will use any against you even when you misspeak.

It's pottery

Penix made Caleb cry. Bully

>nfl is the only sport i still watch closely
>the worst place ive ever been in mentally as i spend all day every day thinking about how much of a failure i am
>cant even get the strength up to care about the upcoming football season like i have every year, or caring about fantasy football
>know that god willing, this is probably the season that i wont even get to the end of because god willing i will kill myself before the year is over
its an abstract feel really.

>>149900169
i, too, think about how much of a failure i am
just like my brownies

>>149900169
>>know that god willing, this is probably the season that i wont even get to the end of because god willing i will kill myself before the year is over
See you next year

Thinking about a cheeky July multi. Panthers over 6.5, Broncos over 9.5 and Rams under 9.5 what do we think?

>>149900169
Oh it's you again. Hang in there man. Saints are going to suck for a bit but they'll draft Archie

Cmon Doyers!

>>149900239
ez

i'm thinkin bout 'dem boyz again

>>149900239
I'm not a gambling man.

>>149899428
5-12
We start 0-3 against the NFC East, Daboll & Schoen sleep with the fishes after we get humiliated against the Eagles in primetime and Saquon runs for 250 on us.
Then we'll rattle off some meme wins the rest of the year with Kafka as interim HC.

Chiefs lost me 6 Bitcoin so I'm quitting sports gambling now

>>149900279
Me too anon

>>149900315
You bet 6 on the owl or sum?

>>149895445
is that... is that a fucking POLYNESIAN trying to be the quarterback of my football team? AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M GOING INSANE SAVE ME NIGAMAN

>>149899428
>Realistic expectations
Rams go 11-6 and win the division. If they're healthy, I expect at least one playoff win. Hopefully they go all the way.

>>149899428
>realistic expectations
12-5 and win the division and maybe 2 seed along with a playoff win

>>149899428
Jaxson Dart is going to take the giants to 12-5 And win the NFCE

something tells me the kiwi has done gay shit at least once in his life but isn't telling us about it

>>149899428
#1 seed, 14-3 record, repeat champs

>>149900480
He's doing all that with this group?? I doubt it homie

>>149900486
Keep your little fantasies about me to yourself plz

>>149900493
Trust the process

>>149900493
it's an anonymous imageboard, why are you so scared to admit something gay you've done

>>149900480
>Lane Kiffin QB
I doubt he starts unless Daboll starts feeling the heat from the NY media and throws Dart to the wolves in a last-ditch effort to save his job.

>>149899428
I think 10 wins is possible with this schedule.

>>149900493
I wonder if Skattebo will be good in the NFL

>>149900507
Wilson gets injured week 4 after a 2-2 start, Winston goes 2-0 but then throws 4 ints straight in the third start leading to jaxson to go in

>>149900565
He's talented I liked what I saw and MJD was very high on him but I heard some shit about his coach at ASU calling him out for being a shit teammate. Seems quite standoffish. Short man syndrome. I think 4th round was a fair place to take him

>>149900486
He posted his bare ass in a Ravens jersey here before, so you’re probably right.

so are the browns starting flacco or pickett

>>149900654
Link to it. I want to see it.

>>149900657
Flacco giving way to Gabriel later is my bet if they manage to stay healthy.

is there a more cucked city than Kansas City?

>>149900657
Kenny Pickett isn't even making the roster he's just a camp arm

>>149900604
He does have that look on his face for sure

good lord, i feel so terrible for them. maybe they actually need the owls, bros. not even memeing. what went so wrong?

>>149900683
The auto industry and it's impact on society cannot be understated on how much it's ruined everything

>Chiefs sign WR Hal Presley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeC8LmfgigE

>>149900705
L.A. was literally bought out by the jewish automobile industry, and was never affected this bad.

>>149900708
>Presley
This is my first name yet I've almost only ever seen it as a last name. The only other first name Presley I've ever seen was this one tranny porn star
Anyway, go Bills

>>149900712
LA isn't in the Midwest and controlled the propaganda industry. Kansas City was forced to tear down large chunks of its downtown for interstate systems and it never recovered in those parts of town.

>>149900722
based billiever. Bolievers finna take it before you guys tho.

>>149900723
i don't think l.a is the problem, nor the KC people, fren.

*bang*

>>149900736
im on the shough bus personally

>>149900736
He won't be better than Milroe but I'm a Leonard believer. Hopefully Tony Richardson and Danny doghshit get run over by someone in the booger mobile and he gets to start

>>149900687
>>149900700
Such a souless place

>>149900747
Why is bradysknee avoiding the webm tapes he posted and you are avoiding the booty photo accusations?

>>149900736
It's jaxson Dart

>>149900736
>>149900740
>>149900783
Hopefully its one of these guys. We need to take back the QB position before its too late.

>>149899428
9-8, possible wild card upset but i'd wager we lose

Travis Kelce is my favorite NFL player.

>>149899428
9-8 and the 7th seed, possible wild card upset but i'd wager we lose

>>149900791
accidental

>>149900781
>avoiding the booty photo accusations

Nigger I've never denied I posted it lmfao it was nearly 5 years ago iirc just did it for bants

>>149900792
based

>>149900803
Post a link to it then.

Why did Will Levis wait until now to have surgery which will make him miss the season? This seems fishy.

>>149900823
Maybe contract stuff

are you supposed to tell a girl her pussy is smelly or should you just man up and embrace the nightly humiliation rituals?

>>149895441
only based post itt

>>149895441
I had a dream last night that my sister told me someone hacked my AIM account and started saying nasty sexual things to people. And then in the next scene I was laying down and a robed woman/demon/alien came in recording me with creepy nursery music playing in the background. I tried to get up but I couldn't move. And then it said "NO! MOVE YOUR CROTCH!" And then I woke up.
It was honestly really scary, the second part of the dream.
Also, I haven't used AIM in years, so that's weird.
Have been having weird dreams all the time since I started taking the med I'm on.

>>149901105
If you guys have been together for a long time you should be able to ask her to shower first if she wants it enough.

>>149901522
>AIM account
how does your 40s feel? how many people you once knew died already?

>>149901613
In true offseason fashion I'll just lie and claim I'm in the best shape of my life and feeling great, ready for the challenges ahead.

Bussy test

>>149901777
bussy trips

national bussy league

for me its temujin

>>149895965
Good point. I dont think any team is ever going to give him another shot at being a head coach, so getting him to be a defensive coordinator is just about the best case scenario for both him and the Bears.

>>149898033
My dad has an eternal hatred for Robbie Gould since he is a big Penn State fan and went to the game where they lost to Iowa 6-4. Gould missed 3 chip shot field goals in that game, only to become nearly automatic while on the Bears.

>>149898033
ha ha

>>149898439
>>149898466
Work out together and plan healthy meals for the week. You both will benefit and she will feel and look better, and you will too.

Mahomes has never made a thrown this clutch and never will

>>149901919
For you it's my wife?

A tale as old as time
they want to remove the redskins and keep the land

>>149902040
What the fuck was Rahim Moore trying to do?

Panthers?

>>149902244
No

>>149900792
basado

cats

>no cat team has ever won an Owl
>2 of them havent even been to one
Cursed mascot

>>149898718
It do be like that tho.

>>149902501
cat teams going on a run soon though. bryce young is HIM

>>149902537
I dunno man
After he came back from the benching he was good but nothing world beating
It was just what he was prior was god awful
He could regress back into garbage next season

>>149902317
Actually, yes. They have cool uniforms.

>>149902244
>>149902317
dead

>>149902362
cringe

>be mutthomes
>lose
kek

>we
>us
>our
none of you cucks have ever set foot on a football field

>>149903005
neither have half the niggas employed by nfl teams but they still get rangz when their team wins the owl

>>149903005
I was QB during middle school lunch recess until ONE GAME when we couldn't get anything going. Was a WR from then on. I think it was politics since I wasn't popular. But suffice it to say, I know a thing or two...

It's very weird how Chiefs fans respect Jalen Hurts and acknowledge he's a baller and a winner, but Bengals/Chargers/fans of loser teams lose their shit and scream about much yards and much rushing stats don't count (but would punch a wall if you said LaDainian Tomlinson's receiving numbers didn't count) because the concept of winning doesn't exist in their minds.

>>149903029
Post your ring and mahomes fluffer contract, team player

>>149902929
relaxed
unbothered
chilling in his lane

>>149903005
I was in spirit squad in college, I've been on every B1G field. Still counts.

>>149903060
Literally any QB could win with that team. Retarded ass Philly fags assigning credit to the wrong person.

>>149903050
based anon. You learned that qbs are scapegoats from an early age

>>149903060
>lose their shit and scream about much yards and much rushing stats don't count
proofread your post and try again please because no one knows what the fuck any of that means

>>149903078
I see what you did there

>>149903108
Actually, very few QBs could win with the Eagles roster.

OK, I'll grant that these are a step up from last year's "chain gang unis", but these are still the goddamnest, butt-ugliest uniforms in the NFL and maybe all of football. Only U. of Maryland comes close.

WTF Steelers?

>>149903050
I got to play lunch QB in middle school for a week one time. I was laying dimes down the field and playing out of my mind. Guys on the school team were telling me to try out. (Parents refused to let me)
Then I had a stinker one day and without saying a word they stop letting me be QB anymore and stopped telling me to join the team.

>>149903227
learn ball, retard

>>149903265
meant to quote
>>149903108

>>149903108
Everyone acts like their offense was some juggernaut at scoring last year. They really weren’t. They were a run first team last year and Jalen was the perfect QB in that system. The games they had massive scores were games that Saquon hit multiple home runs or they produced turn overs on defense.

>>149903005
i wanted to, but my unis society was full of obese jeets. every football fan i met in my classes stayed away for the same reason

>>149903276
No you don't understand. Dak Prescott, Kirk Cousins, Desmond Ridder, DeShaun Watson, Aiden O'Connell, Daniel Jones, Mac Jones, Will Levis, Anthony Richardson, and Caleb Williams would've all won the Super Bowl, and would've all been better statistical players than Hurts on the 2024 Eagles.

i had sex with your mother

so did i

>>149903313
Jokes on you I possessed my mother's body, so you were really having GAY SEX with me! It was the ultimate prank!

Real ball knowers are aware that Hurts made the rushing attack better, even when he wasn't the one running with the ball.
The whole offense was tuned well for the players they had and was very symbiotic. Everyone made each other better. You can't be great without the greatness of others, one might say.

>>149903311
Dak Prescott unironically would've lol

>>149903370
Defenses had to account for Hurts in the run game, making not only Saquon's life easier, but also making the lives of his receivers easier as well.

>>149903368
Did you enjoy the creampie?

>the elite GM put elite talent all over the field
>the same elite GM put a bum at QB, the most important position on the team
this is what you want me to believe?

That is what I look like and that is what I say.

for me, its the warm, intimate embrace of another man, and my philadelphia eagles

>>149903382
lmao good one

Dak Prescott is a great quarterback.

>>149903709
until january

New

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