OFFICIAL Ingerland vs Italia MATCH THREAD
>>149896375 (OP)w-what happens to the lads when the lionesses lose?
>>149896431>ladsthey're dykes Germanon
>>149896431Our wives beat us mercilessly as is proper
>>149896597>one shot at life>not born in middlesbrough where I could go to the NHS with my face mashed like a potato and say I fell down the stairs after the lionesses bottle it in true English fashion
>>149896859>ruled and dominated by fagsoh no paddybros
>>149896529what's that flag doing there
>>149898171its the inglish flag m8 wot u tawkn bout
>>149879565Indian m*n support foidball
You can't make this shit up!
>>149898257ah right, my apologies
>>149896375 (OP)Luv me some Georgia
real clacker that lass
>>149898171>>149898257as wat it is that England still takes the humiliation ritual before each match and everyone in Europe wears the identifier patch they are all 50 times less gay than a MLS or NWSL match
There will be 500 total people at a irrelevant NWSL match and there will be 40 faggot/ukraine/the current thing flags being waved in the soundless empty stadium
>>149896431they get beat off like there's no tomorrow
>>149900674you do not want or deserve to see that abomination unto the Lord
Stick with your simple forgettable humiliation ritual
>>149900535>as wat it is that England still takes the humiliation ritual before each matchThe knee? England have stopped taking the knee before matches, this is what some people have been moaning about because muh Jess Carter. Like the taking the knee will stop bots and such sending abusive messages.
>>149900695No idea why they have been humiliation kneeing from 1800 AD up to weuro semis
my favorite was when the English kneeled before playing USA men that stood confused
>>149900535A good number of our squad plays in your women's MLS
>>149900535>soundless empty stadiumwomenโs football is growing exponentially and is now estimated to be in the top-five most attended sports in the UK (behind menโs football, rugby union, cricket and horse racing). Arsenalโs womenโs team, who recently won the Champions League, now routinely attract crowds well in excess of 30,000 for major games at the Emirates Stadium in North London
>soaring popularity and commercial potential of womenโs sport but also the immense influence of women, who often make purchasing decisions for their households. This is why brands are increasingly sponsoring female sports teams and tournaments โ whilst engaging female athletes as brand ambassadors helps to connect with female consumers.ITS OVER CHUDDIE.
>>149901683>Arsenalโs womenโs team, who recently won the Champions League, now routinely attract crowds well in excess of 30,000No wonder, it's basically the last white people exhibit in the great zoo called Londonistan
>>149900535>>149900682>>149900704>SAAAAAAAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEEM BLOODY BENCHOD BASTERD
>>149898171while i don't personally subscribe to that flag, it doesn't trigger me as much in the womens' game, since pretty much every woman player is a full-blown lesbian so they actually believe in it.
it's the 99% straight male players having to support it that's more offensive, since they're clearly doing it against their will
Wish for Italy, think is gonna be England though.
>>149905285He's looking down on us
>>149902250average summer day fro a brit slag in zakynthos/crete/corfu
>>149905290That's the face of autism.
>>149905285Classic PE teacher face
>>149905343You do get abusive dykes so no woman is safe.
Karen Carney about to put a hex on me.
>>149905409Look at that man on the left ruining women's football
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This is a bad omen if I've ever seen one
>>149905393>no woman is safe.Or men, didn't Hope Solo beat the shit out of her nephew or boyfriend?
>>149905424HOOOOLY SHIT ITS REAL
Surprised Ozzy made it to 76.
>>149905424i was told this man would never die
>>149905424>it's trueHoly shit, Sharon's black magic keeping him going until he retired.
>>149905424F
Dude live like 50 years over what he should have desu
>captcha s4kyswelp good bye boys
pls tell me Giacinti is playing
Anri Okita (born in Birmingham in 1986) just posted
>Go Three Lion! [sic] England!
on her IG stories
they should hold a moment of silence for ozzy he did more for football than jota
>>149904717How do you rate your chances tomorrow?
>>149900704Why do you confuse what people are forced to do with what people want to do? Nobody wanted the kneeling shit here, so much so they broadcast clapping sounds over the booing at PL games. Racism has gone up, not down in the UK. Stop confusing the two. It's like thinking Apple slapping on the flag on their twitter profile means they're somehow all for it and every apple product user supports it. Don't be retarded.
genuinely impressed ozzy made it to 76, seemed like he'd keel over at any moment 20 years ago
>>149905544wheres MY goldoni
Corr lads, imagine being in charge of doing their laundry after the game, a few items would go missing for sure.
Imagine yelling at her to bend over and her nipples getting hard enough to cut diamond.
>>149905546hard to put it in numbers but truth be told, I rated France higher than Spain, didn't expect us to advance in first place. I'd say everything from total collapse to advancing on pens is possible.
>>149905424This is how I had to find out \m/
https://youtu.be/NsXEb-NOs88
>>14990168330000 in london is pathetic
also that is the followed women's team in the country is sad
>>149905285>carter benchedbased
>>149905687She looks like a fun time. Has the same vibe as Keely, proper slapper
>>149905725Oh I love Keely.
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>>149905745me when watching women's football
>>149905725just imagine those legs wrapped around your head
>>149905725>ynr the stories about Keelyโs behaviour in the athleteโs village at the Olympics
>>149905787No ITV
So the ITV curse will probably happen
>https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/englands-itv-curse-is-real-how-the-three-lions-play-worse-on-the-channel
>times Iโve watched England men or womenโs teams play well on ITV at international tournaments
England men v Holland for the first half last year
England women doing a good away performance against home crowd favourites Australia in 2023
>thatโs it
>>149905704Sarina got no time for her bullshit
>>149905421Aluko was dumb for that.
I demand a minute of silence for Ozzy Osbourne!
not going to watch but will follow this thread
when were you when ozzy ozbourne dies
>>149905704The ol racism card isn't powerful enough
>>149905837bored at home trying not to drink
Picked up an irish stream
Fallback in case of female commentator: hungarian
>>149905837At home playing CP2077
>>149905837i was bark at the moon on a crazy train when tony iommi ring
'ow my finger, also ozzy is kill'
'no'
used to like playing iron man in guitar hero
still dont know if its about the superhero or a coincidence
>>149905924Dat ass behind Stephen King in the background
Always annoyed me that they rhymed masses with masses, but whatever, Ozzy was one of the goats
>>149905948Almost definitely a coincidence. The film, The Iron Giant, was based on a book I read as a child called The Iron Man, but they changed the title for the film so as not to confuse /co/fags.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Iron_Man_(novel)
I say FORZA, you say ITALIA
FORZA
>Keeping Up Appearances theme tune
>>149905967The solo makes up for it.
my stream is down, it's over
>Italy taking the knee
utter woke nonsense
Bitches can't harmonise for shit
the italian girls passion for their anthem is based
>>149905424fuck off no way
>Ukraine flag on the mascots
Just tuned in.
Did he get a silent ovation?
>>149906011what team she's from?
>>149906011>thinking dykes care about any sort of man
I'm only here to watch women run about in tiny shorts. Couldn't care less about the result
>>149906021well shes not wrong but not sure what point she thinks it makes
>>149906021>female banterCute.
>>149906020ozzy was a villa supporter
>>149902250>Getting ready to take the whole team's golden showers
Girl looked and smiled at me in the gym today. Did I make it bros?
Why are England's best and brightest going to MLS
Are the Amerifats trying to tank their national team?
Should be a good laugh. With uterus-havers anything can happen.
>>149906033not a looker in the bunch
>action must be taken against the perpetrators
Which one of you was writing racist, sexist comments online?
Englel in Black, Italy in Green
WTF is going on with the jerseys
>>149906049she probably watched too much friends, women are like that
>>149905786wait
what stories, share pls
Why are both teams in away kits? England white - Italy blue is a classic.
>>149905745>>149905763>mfw tummies and thighs
>>149906054I want penalties again. Need a good laugh desu
can't get through 30 seconds of an England match without thinking about the boggening of Chloe
so who are the qts to lookout for i saw one called salvai she looks ok
>>149896431They get nagged even more than they do already.
>>14990604999% of the England squad probably play in England.
>>149906067the vast majority of racist abuse comes from foreigners, often degenerate gamblers. nobody seems to realise this, so nothing happens. pakistan doesn't care, so won't do shit.
black girl who has been crying racism on the news
>smiling
>realises camera is on her
>puts sad face on
>does le proud defiant chin raise
why is everything so patterny
TURN ON BBC NEWS THE QUEEN HAS DIED
Every big international tournament we get reminded how dire ITV is
>>149905924>>149906021Who instigates all these "polished" WWE signs
>>149906123rip ozzy im devasted
>>149906123which queen spain or sweden or something
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Italy have a lot more at stake if they lose
Anyone noticed that whenever they show a bloke in the crowd at these games he's always wearing glasses?
>>149906123Uh, didn't that happen like 3 years ago?
>>149906116>>149906130I'm starting to realize the left is just another flavour of fascism
Is there a single weuro player cuter than her?
should i buy a house in the suburbs with a driveway and a car or should i buy one in le heckin walkable city and sell my car?
>not london btw
>>149906149t. low iq leaf
>it's another overhit pass because people forget how slow players are
>>149906148what's the correlation? Can they not see how bad the football is?
>>149906152Stop posting this 24 year old granny
>>149906152she's got that primitive monkey pheno going on, can see it in the mouth area
>>149906152stop posting her she's mid
anyone got any memes or something this is dire. maybe goalkeeper with oven gloves on or something im so bored
>>149906152Keep posting this 24 year old GILF.
lauren james barely looks human
>>149906152>>149906174This, at least post the superior tennisfu
Only a matter of time before england score
>>149906190>this is direSo? You knew it would be before you switched on.
>>149906069I think I prefer this England kit to their home one.
James is so shit because she is so slow.
>>149906154Any, uh, tanned gentlemen in the city?
Whose this Poundland Arne Slot?
>>149906224James is overrated shit, she is terrible. Hemp million times better.
>>149906225You call them 'urban' gentlemen.
>>149906231With not wanting to live near you lot yeah
>>149906216What do black and tranny flag colours have to do with England?
Hampton looks much hotter in person than on pictures
>JAMES
SHE IS SO FUCKING SHIT LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO. ALSO THAT IS JAMES NOT HEMP RETARD COMMENTATOR.
english goalie surprisingly NOT a hideous mannish abomination
I don't find sports women attractive because they have no boobies
>>149906262Why are you shouting?
>>149906128>Ian Wright>No Fara WilliamsI assure you, it could be a lot worse.
>>149906271Giuliani slapping my face and calling me a bad boy for Mommy
>>149906267>because they have no boobiesHuh?
>>149906267pretty sure they wear sports bras or whatever to make them more flat and aerodynamic when running
>>149906268CAPS LOCK CRUISE CONTROL TO COOL.
>>149906208im going to switch over if her match with Emma starts before this ends
>>149905967It took me 5 listens to even notice
>>149906267I like women with hip sizes larger than breast, so it's great for me
>>149906154City. You won't need a car in the city, and if you get one, you'll have to pay every time you want to park it. You might want to use it to drive and visit your friends, but then you won't be able to drink.
how has the loli cam been at this euros so far?
Why is my wife chloe kelly not starting?
>>149906311this one right here, mister Starmer
>>149906204Can imagine her slowly rotating on the Skyrim loading screen as some sort of creature
>>149906319Super-sub or some shit
>>149906152Looks like Azpi
Crossing has been awful today. Sunday league tier.
>>149906319Why isnโt she starting in all seriousness. Donโt watch women football at all but she seems like one of the best players by a mile
YOU KNOW IT'S FUNNY ANON....
>>149906154Depends on the public transport options to your house
>>149906319What do you call this noggin shape?
>>149906322He might be Muslim in which case Labour will cover it up (fun fact they shut down three separate investigations into it).
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>>149896431The lads beat their misses and the dykes beat their misses
>>149906351The Phineas Flynn
>>149906309>You might want to use it to drive and visit your friends>friendshaha yeh...
>>149906348would be within 20 minute walk of a train station
buses ofc
i'd intend to do a lot of cycling
gym, office and supermarket are both in the city and i don't really go anywhere else
>>149906225a few but not loads
ingerland looking better so far
what is the maximum allowed testosterone level in this competition that is not considered doping
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Ask Jessica anything you want
Reminder that Leslie Russell ( born Alesia Russo) is an Italian agent.
>>14990607211/11 in Rotheram
they are going to win it for ozzy, right??
>>149906400Too traumatized by online racism
>>149906400James? That's about it.
>>149906385hannah hampton lesbian?
>>149906395The father of Kelly Osborne
>>149906395The prince of darkness
>>149906390that would probably be fine for most women
what is fucking Walsh doing? why is James so fucking shit? questions for the ages.
>>149906385Is Shot In The Dark by Ozzy Osbourne better than Bark At The Moon?
>>149906419Any relation to Chloe Kelly?
>>149906400Waiting outside the stadium to mug the supporters
When I sneeze, i don't say
>atishoo!
I say
>le tissier!
these chicks fucking suck, but Italy are extra bad. gonna go do some yardwork instead holy shit
What a fucking slurper of a match
CAM ON ENGERLAND SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS
women are so bad that james doing something dumb and the ball falling somewhere by accident that doesnt get defended competently is a valid tactic
>>149906432Does the pope shit in the woods?
Womens football is shocking. None of these players have any talent. It's like watching a charity match at times
I see England women play exactly like England men. Over complicated passing, no forward runs, closed down, always go back ot side ways.
holy fuck this is really bad
>>149906395That guy from the reality show, duh
Also, why are both kits wrong?
>>149906443She's so pretty in an odd kind of way
Which team has the better brap cannons?
'Spreading it nicely' - bit rude
>>149906460At least the women have won a major trophy this century.
>>149906472Those are really kissable lips
>>149906457I never really watched it before but you can see lots of things that aren't an option for them, can't long pass because they can't make the runs, don't have the spatial awareness to control the ball and short pass.
>mfw realizing that I have to look at James' face for another 60 minutes
>>149906478Um we're U21 Euro champions, actually.
>>149906478>majorIsn't this all relative compared to how much effort had to be put in to win?
>>149906478Easier competition
>>149906464I guess England wants to wear their away kit once. It's nice.
Is it possible to score from a corner? As in no one else but the person taking the corner touches it and the ball bends in somehow.
>>149906465https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx7S_cLsKXY
explain why all the girlies manage to have sensible hair but this nonce has to be special
>>149906510yeah done it in FIFA a few times personally
>>149906500All women hate each other, prove me wrong
>>149906492>more glasses90% of men who watch womens football have poor eye sight
This is a phenomenom like gingers becoming muslim converts
>>149906500didn't realise greenwood had such powerful eyes
>>149906510Yeah, Kroos did that at Real
>>149906510Wait, do we really have women posting here?
>>149906510son did it last season
>>149906528No she's dating some American model.
>>149906457Indeed, you look at other disciplines and there are very very few amateur men that could compete with world class female athletes.
>track and fieldSub-11 100m time, sub-2 800m, 14 minute 5Ks, 2 hour 15 marathons
>golf65 or better off the front tees
>chess2600 elo on classical
Yet here I reckon a half decent sunday league side in the 10th level of the football pyramid could give these ladies a good game
>>149906537You must have been very proud.
>>149906528Hahahhahahaahah...oh wait you're serious?
>planned on mowing my grandpa's lawn during halftime
>Just heard him turn on the lawn mower
He's in his late 80s and sick with a cold. Why are old ppl so stubborn? Now I feel bad for not doing it earlier
>>149906510>>149906537https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xdPszl1tiw4
Gonna play some Rematch and show these girls how it's really done
>>149906546need video proof
>>149906510United conceded two goals from corners in a row last season, lad.
>>149906549kys, seriously
>>149906385Will we all get GFs this year?
>>149906546>Imagine the hot sweaty lesbian sex
>>149906530I only really watch football when England's playing (men or women).
>>149906559exercise is good for old people
>>149906559>Why are old ppl so stubborn?Because their perseverance actually gave them a good life. These days it gets you fucking nothing
>>149906584That's if you buy into the doocter lie that longer life is better.
>>149906588>AIslop>FrogslopGRIM.
MAMMA MIA
>MAMMA MIA
MAMMA MIA
>MAMMA MIA
How often is your general waste wheelie bin collected? 3 weeks here. Gay as fuck.
Photo from outside the stadium
English anons bout to get the shit beaten out of them by thier GFs
nice footy that.
>bong defenders again
>>149906583>''''''''''''''england'''''''''''''''''' menlel no
>>149906613had to deal with months of strikes
oh look, the defence shat the bed (again)
England going to have to come from behind yet again.
And I've turned it off. England are shit.
G O L A Z O
Let the time wasting begin
>>1499066133 weeks is mad
mine is weekly
>>149906646>another pair of glasses
>>149906603do they die early in latvia then? vodka claims victims
>>149906613Once per week up here in the lake district. All the rich retirees are good for something.
THAT'S AMORE
HEY MAMBO
SONO FUORI DI TESTA, MA DIVERSO DA LORO
What if it goes to pens again?
God that fucking sucked.
i can see the headlines tomorrow.
Lioness suffers racist abuse by Italy fans. Petition to have the game replayed. are lions deserve better.
how many millions would bettors win if England bottles it somehow?
>be better team for 30 minutes
>still fuck it up and concede first
sighโฆ
my swedish tradfus didn't die for this...
>>149906613Think 3 weeks, maybe once a month? They collect the massive green waste bin every week, but you have to pay for them to collect it. And council tax went up. Cunts. I just recycle as little as possible now.
>>149906510It's called a direct corner, and yes, it is possible.
football will be better without anglo saxons <3
>>149906661we were 2-0 down at 70 minutes last game
>>149906669>God that fucking sucked.Really, I hadn't laughed so much in years
>>149906660love that defender jumping out of the way
>>149906661HE's coming home
>>1499066132 weeks here. absolutely dire. I wish we would stop pretending recyling is worthwhile and just blackbinmaxx again. bet the smell and maggots are horrendous around your area
How many tonight from the missus?
>>149906668>SONO FUORI DI TESTA, MA DIVERSO DA LOROVery based
Pathetic defending even by women's standards for that goal
>>149906518They regularly choose each other's company over mine.
>>149906661She's coming home from the pub, 10 Fosters deep
Wish I had a wife to beat me up after this
England are just mental midgets both mens nt and womens
>>149906613Paying taxes and these cunts can't even do their job. What's the fucking point of it all, seriously
>>149906686italians are still cheesy enough to have unflinching soul. look at that chinese tattoo - doesnt give a fuck. juventus tattoo. cool sunglasses. big flag blocking people's view. does not give a fuck.
Our thoughts and prayers are with the /weuro/ anons tonight when their lasses come home from the pub.
i wished they added some big boobed models to REMATCH
all the female body types look like planks :(
Lauren James never puts any conviction into shots
>>149906704When England women lose, the rate of passive agressive tutting and nagging increases tenfold. We must do more for the male race.
>>149906697>I wish we would stop pretending recyling is worthwhilemy recycling bin fills up faster than my general waste bin everytime, whats black for?
>>149906704>>149906716Do you guys really let women beat you? What the hell happened to our generation?
>>149906724The only convictions she has are for thieving.
>passes it to the keeper again
>>149906723Iโll post my Anri Okita custom character at HT
fuck this i'm going to watch Emma Raducanu
>>149906670>Drop Carter>Lose anywayDisgusting racism from Wiegman
>>149906663Some die in car crashes, some drink themselves to death.
jess carter would have run the pitch and scored
>not a single Italian flag ITT
chud country
>>149906723There's too much space in football, thin has an advantage over thick.
>most dangerous shot was a botched cross
Pathetic
>>149906613Every two weeks, but I have to put it out on Sunday which means I need to dress myself for no other reason than the ten seconds it takes to put the bins out.
>can't defend
>can't score
Someone PM when something happens
>>149906745>Plays simple passes>Fucks up simple shots>Gets praised as being one of the best womenzDon't understand it at all desu
>>149906764>not asserting dominance by doing it starkers wet wipe
>>149906730black is for general waste anon. it always has been. they used to collect it once per week everywhere in the UK now as you can see its 1-4 weeks.
green bin is for fake recycling. you're paying so councils can line the pockets of their pals who hire immigrant refugees to "sort" the recyling. Almost nothing is recycled - if it is.. its highly inefficient to do so and pollutes the atmosphere with plastic ass smoke. only aluminium is recycled and even then most materials people put in the recyling bin are composite and thus landfilled anyway. take the blackbinpill.
>>149906660Jess Carter could have prevented this.
t. nobody
>>149906758They're too busy making pizza or whatever it is Italians do
>>149906771Tokenism, lad.
>>149906771>dont understand itcheck the skin colour
>>149906771to be fair the top 2 lines describe every played on the field
when i was a kid no one used bins (council didnt give you them) everyone just put their bags in one corner of the street and they would get picked up from there
felt normal at the time but seems weird now
was that a thing elsewhere?
Harry Maguire would be beautiful in this team
whoever just got fouled was a qt who dat
why are all british posters on /sp/ sad little bastards who post disingenous stuff all day long just for (you)s? like they aren't even here to talk about sports, they just want you to reply to them no matter how ridiculous what they are saying is. quite pathetic really
nah get this uppity wog off, 0 effort
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Why isn't my wife in the team?
>>149906785If I don't recycle the black bin fills up a week early
>>149906785never had a blackbin in my entire life, green is always general, blue recycle and then I have had a mix of colours for garden waste, even when I lived on barracks it was that way. Only real change was once a week to once a fortnight
>>149906840I know. its a humiliation ritual designed to chip away at your soul
Got called a racist in Greggs today lads
SOMEONE TO PUT BONGS IN PLACE
CALLING THE PAESANOS AGAIN
>hoof it into the box
>wait for the defenders to fuck up
There you go, I solved women's footy
>>149906785>green bin is for fake recycling.It's garden rubbish here, like grass cuttings and tree branches and shit. All that stuff is biodegradable, by definition, so surely it would rot and disappear wherever you put it and it doesn't need its own bin.
The Italy kit with those white socks looks kino
Anyone else have no doubt whatsoever we'll still win this? After beating Sweden when 2-0 down I have complete faith in this side.
>>149906845Literally makes no sense to have green as general when grass clippings and leaves are actually green. This sort of non-standard colouring system honestly fucks me off so much.
I don't like Stephen Fry.
>>149906660Why are they all jogging
>>149906859Got called a lesbian in Walmart today, lad.
>>149906867Do you know how long it takes for that stuff to degrade?
>>149906878hes a jewish nonce
>>149906861basically the piss gee (men) team's tactics
>>149906878I dislike jeremy clarkson
Full 30 seconds of blatant time wasting. Ref still blows the whistle as normal when England push for one last attack.
Time wasting is literally the easiest thing to solve, but refs refuse to do anything about it,
>>149906824/brit/ and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>>149906878No one does mate. He's a Jew who likes to have sex with young boys.
>>149906660>this is the standard of defending in the semi final of an international tournament It's a joke this garbage is televised
>>149906867brown bin is for garden waste you dipstick, the binmen are gonna put a note on your bin next week if you keep fucking it up
Optimal waste bin colourings:
>BLACK for general waste
>GREEN for recycling
>BROWN for garden waste
I'm indifferent to the colouring of glass and food waste.
>Google pixel sponsors football
Weird strategy. Just buy an iPhone like every other normal person.
Why are women referees always in the way?
is this a โheโs coming homeโ type event?
>>149906935Pixel is a great phone. Better than apple slop for sure.
>>149906935While I would never buy a pixel, you'd have to shoot me before I'd use an iphone, even for free.
>>149906935for me the best phone is one you can drop and not give a shit about
cheap and cheerful pixel is perfect for that
>>149906930>green should be for garden waste, no?
>>149906892God I love tomboys.
>>149906935>iPhone Mcdonalds of phones.
a lot of english people in this thread have learned that each council decides their bin color codes. however there is a correct way to do it and as usual, londoners have it right. it's:
>Black: General waste - food, electronics, anything really
>Green: Plastic & Aluminium recycling
>brown: Garden waste - grass, wood, hedge trimmings
>Purple: Toxic & hazardous waste - medication, lithium polymer batteries, womens football, cat poo
>>149906955I've dropped my sammy sung on numerous occasions. He's still chugging.
Screen burn-in is a bitch though, do other phones have this issue?
>>149906956I can understand why you'd think that at first, but the symbol for recycling is green so that is in fact the correct choice of colour. Brown for garden waste is more natural for garden waste than any colour other than green would be for recycling.
business idea: rough sex with karen carney
cricket could be the answer.. indians like it too?
>>149906974Green should be garden waste. It just makes sense.
general black
garden brown
recycling black with blue lid
Even if england come back, they're not playing good so doesn't matter, congrats to spain for winning this
>>149906974>Purpleokay now I know you're fucking with me, no chance you've got 4 full size bins
>DONT CONSOOOM THAT BRAND
>CONSOOOM THIS BRAND
>>149906930>just one recycling bin top kek his county doesn't seperate plastics paper and bottles lmaoooo
>>149906974I was in St Helen's once and I saw pink bins.
>>149907012my state doesn't even recycle glass no more
You do fully rinse your glass jars, plastic bottles and metal tins, right Anon?
havent gone on /pol/ in probably 5 years is that anon that posts bin arson news still at it?
>>149907007Are all cars equally good too?
>>149907012The one I live in now does and I miss the old way. We used to have aluminium, paper and plastic in one green dustbin, and glass in a box and it was glorious. Now I have to autistically separate everything into big canvas bags and it feels like I'm doing the recycling factory's job for them.
>>149906996but anon - green would mean they are alive. plants / clippings go brown when they die
>>149907004Some councils near me actually do. 4 full sized bins + a small glass box so haram alcoholics are publicly shamed and address pencilled in for the islamist revolution
>>149907038No, it's all about ozzy osbourne being dead right now.
>>149907045As long as it gets you from A to B what more do you need?
we used to have a box for glass forgot about that
>>149907068CRAZY BUT THAT'S HOW IT GOES
>>149907038sometimes, one of the good ones left yes
>>149907067That's fair. If your lawn and hedges were dead. Mine are alive and green mon frere.
>>149907068>dead right nowYou say that like he'll be resurrected.
>>149907084chigger. quite common in london desu
Post half-time Ozzies:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3LvhdFEOqs
all gets sold to china and they sell it to shit holes like cambodia who burn it
>>149907090Yeah, he practiced talmudic black magic. His spirit will rise from the grave.
hideous n-word benched I see
Well they took took Lauren James off. Are you happy with yourselves?
>>149907127probably on account of her being shit and only there for DEI reasons i would imagine
>>149907127Because she sucks donkey balls? Just a guess
Huh so we don't do half time slags for WFG after all
>Stopped kneeling
>Carter off
>James off
Is woke dead?
any good reason england aren't in white and italy aren't in blue?
>James off
>Beff on
Sarina WHITE POWER Wiegman
>>149907153no need when the whole match is looking at slags
'magine being so poor youve got to re-cycle stuff lmfao make it from scratch you miserable man
Never ever recycled anything and here I am alive and well in a country thats probably cleaner than (you)se
>b-but global warming and what have you
the inevitable big volcano will save the day. If anything we should be warming earth to accomodate for when that happens
The blonde woman with glasses on the Italy coaching staff is really putting the pep in my pepperoni, if you know what I mean.
>>149907153Distracted by bin chat
These England players are such joggers. No effort or hustle. Sad!
>>149907153No one liked my idea of half time hunks either last time.
>>149907157what happened during the 16th minute? I wasn't paying attention.
>>149907181The joggers are all benched lad.
>>149907157>Is woke dead?and buried hopefully
>>149907190I don't like the buckteeth desu
>>149907190damn she cute tho
wanna chat about recycling tell a fella come see me boy you know im magic on the bins houdini
>>149907206Doesn't look like it
>>149907222everyone agrees that bleeding nose is a good look
>>149907210We need diversity!!!!
Has anyone made the english men getting beaten up by women remark?
>>149907190I'd give those strong goalkeeper wrists a workout if you know what I mean.
They should keep track of how many passes are made directly to the opposing team
why do they keep crossing it into the 5'2 winger?
>>149907229maybe anime did get a couple things right after all
>>149907226yjk these middle class birds are gagging for it
>>149907226>Shit weather>shit foood>ugly womenWe Englishman have to suffer so much
blimey getting closer
gwan girlies
please stop shooting straight at the keeper
>>149907244Cos she's the tallest on the pitch?
England are looking better. They might equalise (I am waiting till this Italian attack has ended before I post this).
women are such weak shooters
>>149907264There isn't a world in which England don't score at least once in this match.
>>149907231>2024 was one (1) year ago
>>149907276England have never beaten Italy. Men lost in 1980, 1990, 2012, 2014 and 210. Women lost in 1987 and 2009.
>>149907280For you maybe.
>>149907280>Ebony>is ebonypottery
DO NOT make a new thread. Last time we had four threads, and the first was still up by the time the fourth hit bump limit. /sp/ is a slow board, a thread won't fall off the board before tomorrow morning. We can use this until it hits the image limit. Let's have one thread with thousands of replies for SOUL
commentators / pundits underestimating italy. the eternal anglo mistake. now that mistake is in female football too
>>149907280>Is black>Name is EbonyAnybody really believe this shit?
>>149907290No one had ever won from 2-0 down in this tournament until the last match either.
>>149907304Sorry I just made one...
Reminder the English GK literally has an eye condition which affects her depth perception
Will /ourdyke/ score a goal today?
>>149907304someone always has to feel special by being the OP so wont happen
>>149907306>it dont matter if you're black or whiteSung by a black man who turned white, married white women, and had white kids.
>>149907316Why are her nipples always hard?
>>149907316I'll score a goal in her, if you catch my drift.
>>149907321dad got that Pippin look about him
>>149907311Penalities are a draw
>>149907190Shes best girl
>>149907325womens nipples are actually bigger than mens or so they say and they stand out even when soft when they dont wear a bra
>>149907315not a problem since they just kick it straight at the goalie
England keep knocking on the door. You have to imagine it'll open soon.
>>149907280need me sum ebony gf
>>149907325Permahorny because she doesn't have a fat ugly Norwegian incel in her life to please her with his semi hard average sized dick
Why are both teams wearing away kits? Does white clash with blue?
Whoever wins this is going to get destroyed in the final
>>149907343when i was a chubby kid i had innies but now mine are permanently hard
lmao what the fuck was that
>>149907350ynr manure v spurs
>>149907356By this germany? I don't think so.
>>149907340No one believes that except the opta cabal.
>>149907352>>149907360 was it a period pain pause?
>>149907350The Jehovah's Witness school of football
It's like they're moving in slow motion. There's no urgency to anything that's going on.
>>149907353norwegian wood hehe
>>149907360she broke a nail lol
>clearing the ball results in an injury
do these bitches even train during the offseason or do they have day jobs at Starbucks?
>>149907359I have one inny nipple and one outy.
>england in charge of not blowing chances 7 yards from goal
Iโll give credit, at least the England women are being aggressive. The menโs team would still be passing around in our own half at this stage building up to a single shot in the 89th minute
The Italian women are as frustratingly annoying and boring to watch as their men are
>>149907377Nooooo they got my boy :(
>>149907381My dad keeps saying they look like a bunch of old women
the england gk is such a qt
>>149907381Pitch is too big for them. Don't know why they can't swallow their pride and ask for a smaller pitch and goal
>>149907377Me when it's bath night
>>149907377Thats a cute dog
>>149907390Your women are still jogging, they should be embarrassed by this performance
>>149907372>Has to stand in a position where she is forced to watch this entire match>Can't post on /sp/ and argue about bins when it gets boringI'd be pulling that face too after an hour.
new rule: if the keeper lays down on the ball you're allowed to kick his/her face in
TIME WASTING
SHITALIANS
EVERY GAME
>>149907387I have heard that it is widely suspected that when a team is in an advantageous but precarious position, that they may in fact draw attention to an injury that is entirely a fiction.
>shoot at the keeper
>cross to the keeper
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hemp has been shite bring on arr chloe
This time wasting diving shit reminds me why i don't watch football
>>149907316She's still cute but I wish she'd go back to this haircut
>>149907419That isn't a rule already? That's news to Petr Cech
Pwoar, who is THAT Italian mare
CRUSH me with your THIGHS BELLA
>>149907438Valentina Nappi
>>149907446nah lets stay here
The armband throw set the throwing like a girl stereotype back decades.
I'd creamPiemonte her if you catch my drift
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>straight at the keeper again
>>149907455I'd happily spray her bum. Wouldn't even need a can (if you know what I mean).
>>149907464some of the worst tattoos I've ever seen
>>149907479Why are you looking at her tats with her tummy in view?
>>149907483what is blud doing :skull:
>>149907483Man, I love cats. Such silly little animals
>>149907464>hnnnnnght. me
>>149907506Please spit on me
>>149907505>She's no 10Out of 10, bitch is perfect
id pie her monte if you know what i mean
>>149907508I hate cats, half the people on my street have them and my lawn constantly stinks of cat shit.
Fuck sake England never make it easy to they, whether it's men or women.
Starting to think its not coming home lads
>>149907519I would rather monte her pie.
they cannae get past their own half
>>149907526It's the history of England, I'm afraid.
Where the FUCK are the subs?
Bring on Kelly and Aubameyang now ffs
Sorry for being cryptic, but I would let any of these 22 women sit on my face if you catch my drift
>>149907526It's the History of the England
time traveller here
1-1 and more penalty kino (shant ruin how it ends)
I fucking hate it when the commentators are basically congratulating players for being 'smart' and acting like they're injured every two minutes.
The proverbial door must be on its metaphorical last hinge now ready to be figuratively blown apart.
>>149907530she is coming home to beat you up
>>149907546In English doc!
STOP GENTLY TAPPING IT TO THE KEEPER
>>149907558Oh no that would be terrible haha
These women and their touch ffs. If she doesn't make a shit touch there thats a great chance for scoring.
Manu
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>>149907526>>149907537>>149907547what about the semis from the last euros where they won 4-0
bring on the english nguba its time
The England team sounds like a list of paint colours for a bathroom.
>Hemp...Mead! BRONZE!
>>149907573Oh yeah. In Sarina we trust.
GIVE ME GOLDONI PORCO DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Cambiaghi
One cannot suffer in Italy
>Italy knocking us out from the Euros again
I can't take much more of this
>>149907573England Men's scored four too, in a quarter-final in 2021. We all know how that turned out in the end.
>>149907536What's up Billy.
>>149907579Sounds like a medieval shopping list.
>>149907597Arne Slot ahh looking dude
>>149907553There's 16 full minutes left for two goals. Well, after the timewasting.
>>149907577no no no no i dont want another compulsory diversity is are strength mandated thought pattern required by his majesties propaganda consumption ministry
>>149907592What about the last euros final where they beat germany?
>>149907593I've missed winkfu posting
bros i'm getting nervous
my wife is breaking stuff and shouting in the other room
>>149907407>smaller goalIt's not like matches end in loads of goals, though.
>>149907613Still locked up
>>149907610Great match, but even that was pretty clutch; 110th minute in extra time I think.
how was that not a goal ffs
>26K for a semi final
Wow, it's like a Championship attendance.
>>149907616praying for you as we speak
>>149907613Kelly is warming up
>>149907616Mine just plugged the iron in, and there's not a creased piece of clothing in sight.
How do I acquire a Hannah Hampton gf?
>Leave the shirt off, Chloe. Just play in your bra.
>Kelly on
77 minutes too late
>>149907645Step 1: work in a yarn shop
I had chloe's number from tinder a good while back. she looked weird to me so I didnt follow it up. kicking myself a bit now ngl
>>149907636vaffanculo by the looks of it
>>149907579Kek, typical women
>>149907636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDcPJqnrn44
there it is, the only woman in history who can kick a ball hard
Why is Kelly constantly exposing her upper body?
A finish worth of England, that.
>>149907599>And Saryna Wiggeman did go unto ye Tess-Co Expresse, whence she ybougte not just hemp and mead, but verily also bronze and also an greene woode
>>149907665>put in the slag
Phwoar that's a proper lass that is
Why arenโt we making more subs?!
>>149907665Gotta make some kind of collage of all the Tummy, Thighs and Feet footage
>>149907665If only her face wasn't so strange
How many piddly little touches in the Italy box do they want?
>>149907684I'm watching it dubbed.
Why is there so few Italian pornstars? I can only name like two. I know for a fact that med women are absolute turbowhores, so why they're so reluctant whoring on cam?
Every time the male commentator gets all excited and says someone's name in that voice it jinxes it and the shot amounts to nothing.
>>149907662Gotta show it off for the lads and lasses
>>149907684Budget cuts to the navy
keep spamming far post corners to bronze it looks like that's our best chance
>>149907697Who can you name?
ONE OF THESE HAS TO GO IN ANON......
>>149907697they, quite rightly, do not want to taint their soul and dishonour their entire family / community
>>149907684Gotta bake more bread first
>>149907697You're missing out there's a ton of them bro
>>149907709if at first you dont succeed...
>>149907706I love jokes like these.
>>149907697>Why is there so few Italian pornstars?Dis nigga never heard of Tinto Brass
Not even top slag can unfuck this mess
>>149907700>women can't play football>it's somehow the patriarchy's faultOf fucking course.
Our women would have obliterated both these teams if it was a group stage match. But the Swedish choke gene prevents them from going further.
>Agyemang and Beever-Jones with eight minutes left
pls hurry :(
Torn between being so bored that I want it to end and the chance of more hilarious terrible penalties.
If there isnโt like 6+ minutes of extra time, itโs going to be some bullshit
>>149907684sir this is a mcdonalds
>>149907726Didn't the little one's nipples get rock hard when she was getting shouted at?
are ngubu is on u italians are fucked
Couldn't even lose 10-0 so I could have a proper laugh. Had to be the most boring game in the world.
england is going to field a gorilla?
>>149907726my gf looks like the girl on the right
This match will NOT finish 1-0. That's all the voices tell me.
Toone sporting a beer gut.
So womenโs games are slurpers too eh? If there were more Ngubuโs you could convince me I was watching a menโs game
how come they all wear ponytails? there's plenty of male players with long hair who don't tie their hair
Taking the most attractive woman off (Williamson) for a nguba is a risky choice by Sarina. Questions will be asked if she fails to score.
Do you guys have an AC in your apartment?
yellow card for time wasting
has an england player.. male or female, ever made a passionate sprint during any international tournament game ever?
>>149907710I was gonna say Valentina Nappi and Monica Roccaforte but turns out that Roccaforte, like most "Italians" is actually Hungaryan/Estern European and only took an Italian sounding name.
So, it's actually only one.
>>149907795I live in my mother's house and she doesn't.
>>149907795I own every game in the franchise
>>149907795no i dont think sรฅ
>>149907795Nope.
Ain't making sense for the few weeks it's really hot
>>149907803They've been sprinting this entire time anon
PUT IT IN THE FUCKING NET JESUS CHRIST
>>149907795it is currently 18 degrees celsius
>>149907795yea I have Abdul Choudary in mine
LMAOOOOO this missed chance will come back to haunt them there is gonna be at least 8 minutes of extra time
>>149907806Most of them stay in the Italian and French scene and never move to America.
The England keeper looks like a female keir starmer
>>149907835looks perplexed
I can't stand the Sp*nish but I want to see them batter Italy in the final.
>>149907782>how come they all wear ponytails?Tempting their opponent to pull it.
>>149907795Considering it for my new house
>selling estate agent contacted me with absolutely no clue about the status of the chain (of 2 including me)>drops a hint that the house I'm buying is actually in probateFuck. So much for moving into it before the winter
>>149907795Yeah, obviously. I don't live in the slums.
what will the unbearable English media line be for this loss then gents?
seriously though imagine not being able to score a single goal against 11 women. sometimes forget how low the level is here
What did that ginger say to the Italian player
something something something "sort it fucking out"
>>149907848don't need a ponytail for that
england captain is fielding lgpedo stripes too :D
>>149907795I scrounged an AC unit from a neighbour.
Pros: makes 1 (one) room cold.
Cons: makes that same room smell like refrigerant and is so loud you can't sleep.
>>149907858racism wins again
>>149907846no matter who goes through they are getting battered this is just the silver medalist decider
>>149907803There was an amazing one earlier, possibly by Lauren Hemp, culminating in a spirited hoof straight at an almost stationary Italian defender.
>>149907854She really should use deodorant.
>>149907858>Not kneeling>James taken off>All white team for much of the match
>>149907873It's a portable one right?
>>149907867Keeps happening to him
>>149907863Yeah with a bit of effin n jeffin
>>149907867No, but it makes it easier.
>>149907853don't ever trust an Estate Agent brother, especially if Purplebricks or Connells. They are more marketing than anything else. Ask your solicitor they might be able to tell you what's going on with the chain, anticipated timescales, etc
>>149907873why cant british just sit around their house in their underwear like i do? i only have a fan and lts of trees
Score one more goal, you worthless whores!
>>149907854What did she say? I suck at lip reading.
>until England scores
disgraceful it's what it is
>>149907896couldn't happen to a nicer bloke
>>149907873I have a fan on at night so I probably wouldn't mind.
The compressor starting and stopping constantly would be more of an issue
>>149907905i saw that panorama too
>>149907915where is you niggers
Oh yeah, Italy's gonna win this one for sure
*doesn't knock on wood*
THERE'S STILL TIME ANON......
I hadn't rubbed one out throughout the tournament but did on Sunday night. Have I cursed the lionesses?
Take it to the corner dumbass
Or at least switch it
>Italy on the final
grim
it should have been Sweden, England pulled a miracle out of their asses and now we have this
>>149907941That depends, what were you watching while getting busy?
>>149907905There is no anticipated timescale with probate. It could be 6 months, it could be over a year
>>149907795It has to be quite the shitty place here if it doesnยดt have at least one cheap chinese brand AC installed.
>dude has a tattoo of the new juventus logo
>>149907947my wife ilestedt got robbed by this worthless team
>The gf has started shadow boxing in the other room.
Should I be afraid?
Am I retarded? Did the clock go up from 5 to 7?
>>149907941Did you at least do it to one of are slags?
>>149907939Proper english sow there
>>149907915>What did she say? I suck at lip reading."I told you already to FUCK OFF. Seriously. Fuck off."
How could our girls give up a 2-0 lead against these shitters
Actually a bit gutted England will lose but I'll justify it by reminding myself how shit their penalties were.
>>149907961you should go back to india
>>149907907gets near 100% humidity, sweating does nothing. Sitting in your underwear just makes you stick to your chair and make it stink
>GF is breaking out the big strap
Should I be worried bros?
>>149907858day 1
>are lionesses did the entire nation proudday 2
>racist twitter posts may have affected the camp's mentality going into the game>day 3 is lack of funding / unequal sexist pay to blame? a new initiative has thrust 10bn of tax payer money towards new women only football academies and institutions
>day 4 without <african player name"> the women wouldnt have even qualified. so therefore english people must be replaced with blacks.
its all so tiresome
based bbc (big black clit)
>>149907971Should've been us in this semi bro, instead of these shitters
>>149907982not sure what this is supposed to mean
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
coom
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AGYEMANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>149907956depends what stage of probate and if the beneficiaries are disputing anything, your solicitor may be able to get hold of that info
>>149907981>I'll justify it by reminding myself how shit their penalties were.You're in luck. You might see some more of those tonight.
RACISM HAS BEEN DEFEATED!!!!!!!
OHHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOD!
chudbros.....................
GWAAAAAN YOU SLAGSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>149907856My faith was rewarded.
oh no no no
we get the spain - england final now
shades of bellingham v slovakia that,get in
>>149907994OH NO the NGUBU SCORED HAHAHAHAHAHAH we will NEVER hear the end of this HAHAHHAHA. MAJORITY black nation 2030 confirmed
APOLOGIZE TO ARSENAL RIGHT NOW
>>149907962They were going to announce +5 minutes, but then they announced +7 instead. I saw it too.
>more playing time of no 9 italy
>penuldies
I am still a little mad, not gonna lie
deserved for all the argie-tier shithousing
Goalkeeper just completely missed the ball on initial shot
>>149907938had to ruin it
Turns out the 86th minute super sub teenager was a master plan after all
Thanks a lot whores, you just made me win 250 pesos I'll use on tacos.
>>149908059Are you implying that Italy will lose the shootout against England?
Still time to win it in normal time
it's the history of the italy
>>149907636I love this guy.
My wife just unplugged the iron lads. I'm safe.
Great, another 30 minutes of this
>>149908094imagine the breast milk output
>>149908101could still do some damage mate
>>149908094propa english roses those are
my god the diversity talk is going to be insufferable after this
what is it with england sides in recent years and last minute goals
>>149908098anon was right, just random bounces
>>149908113We've not won yet to be fair.
>Another half hour of this shit
>>149908114Top kek, beautiful
>>149908119just don't read it then
>>149907276I'd just like to return to this post and say I'm sorry I doubted you.
did anyone screencap the bright eyed italian on the bench? itv player is fucking awful i cant go back
>>149908088they will lose OT i think
>>149908139also want to know who that is
Post the capture of that Italian goddess on the bench
>>149908135state of those beaver teef
Let's be honest. We have the Italian goalkeeper to thank
>>149908119>>149908127Nah fuck that, got some JAV to watch
>whistle mid attack
cringe
All those metaphorical knocks finally blew the proverbial door off its figurative hinges.
Maybe if the Italians hadnโt spent the entire half on the floor, they wouldnโt have had to deal with 9 minutes of extra time.
>>149908139If you give the time on the clock
Why have we not taken a single long range shot? Just 90 minutes of faffing about
>>149908137/pol/ brain has too, otherwise he canโt post about it
that ngubu mang is a man surely
>>149908135So it's coming home AGAIN...
>>149908157we've had a few and they've been shite
>>149908139>>149908142>>149908145https://www.instagram.com/eleonora_goldoni/
>>149908119Just turn it off dude, I don't know half of what is going on in the world and it's bliss
>>149908154They were mentally knocking on the spiritual door
Who eats at subway any more? Expensive, shit and they skimp on the salad now.
i never doubted you britbros
>>149908141England didn't manage to score a goal in the last 90 minutes though. And the one they did score was an absolute meme goal.
>>149908156about 30 seconds before the final whistle right after this
>>149908114
>>149908119The white players had 94 minutes to score, and they didn't. At some point we deserve it.
>>149908177if you eat fast food regularly you need to kill yourself
>>149908169already called dibs years ago, bugger off everyone else
>>149908161Are you a homosexual?
i went up to get an oreo ice cream sandwich and missed the goal
>>149907762The voices have NEVER been wrong. I still wish I'd warned flight 171 when I had the chance.
wife was straddling my face cracking her knuckles and eyeing up my bollocks when that went in
sucking my willy instead now
>>149908227he prolly meant her
>>149908213Nice thumbnail NERD
italy
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>>149908227servant vs princess phenotype
>>149908227sansa stark as I live and breathe
>>149908240>sucking my willy instead nowFlossing is she?
>>149908245>"I could be toping up my Ozempic right now"
>>149908139the blonde one with the glasses? on the coaching staff? no idea.
>>149908257Kek, bodied that freak
>>149908224do you keep ice cream in the freezer which you consume at midnight like 30 year old single gals?
>>149908227looks like mom and daughter
>>149908240I just love the idea of this happening the other way around, big Nige is getting ready to beat his missus with his nob in her face when Jude scores a last minute goal and equalises, then instead of watching the extra time just starts licking her out.
>>149908227so piercings and earrings and bling bling in general are considered dangerous, but those nails are ok?
>>149908257Top kek, wrecked that fool
>>149908257Why would she do a Fortnite dance?
No Italian has ever played in the women's champions league final
i unironically heard loud screams from outside my window
checked google and now here i am watching womens football for the first time since the last final
Jesus the keeping is shit
>>149908332Meanwhile Russo was amazing in CL but a ghost this tournament
>>149908318why just stay here
mfw
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>>149908318This fucking guy
>1000 replies
You're the MVP lads
who are the good dykes?
>>149908318excuse me sir its extemely comfy where I am thank you very much.
I will stay here and refresh I still have (you)s I am yet to receive
bongbros did the commentator just change
I wasn't paying attention
>>149908359Wanderlust can be a fine thing, but staying where you are is sometimes the wiser move.
>>149908337Bin situation?
Fantastic bit of skill from Chloe Kelly there. More than just a pair of tits.
>>149908375>final still won't get a stickysad
Score one more goal, you worthless whores.
>>149908407she's also got a fanny
>>149908415If the Spain team are in it I'll probably end up a bit sticky if you know what I mean.
absolutely dire control from the italian 3
as if they are complaining they didnt get passed to.. they've missed about 40 shots each. good for chloe however I bet the office gossip will be hard for are girl.
we WILL get penalties and they WILL miss half and the other half WILL be saved and it WILL be cringe kino
typical englel, italy in shambles almost ready to concede a second in regular time. extra time starts englel lowers tempo for no reason to give italy a much wanted breather
>>149908421Asshole too apparently
>>149908438we've seen it all before
>>149908429They've all got them. They think we don't know, but we do.
did the girl who got abuse on twitter get dropped aswell
savage almost like she knew her world cup was over
Why does no one wave at the camera? They always seem to wave at the screen they see themselves on. If I were there I'd make sure to clock where the cameras are and wave to them, but then I am built different from most.
I'm going out to have sex tonight
>>149908449me on the right
>>149908463its delayed so as soon as they look at the camera they switch the camera
>>149908465You gonna get one of them fancy White Lotus style Italian whores or the more reasonably priced kind?
>>149908453grok is this veracious???
>>149908456That's Jess Carter and indeed, she is not playing. The good black player, Michelle Agyemang, was brought on as a substitute and saved our tournament with another late goal.
italians dragging down the black star player to win the tournament yet again
>>149908484In that case I'd never look so they'd be showing me for the whole match and no one outside the stadium would know what happened, they'd have to try and guess from my reactions.
just when the pace of play couldnโt get any slower
>>149908477pozzed woke globohomo
>>149908463You have to figure it out first, and I certainly would not have time to do that. I assume the crowd is full of people kicking themselves for looking like dickheads on TV after waving in the wrong direction.
Please don't go to pens, I've got to be up at 0630 to walk the dog.
>>149908487she knew she was not playing anymore so she played the race card victim card
>>149908503So crazy it might just work, but even you wouldn't know until you got home that it had happened
>>149908514its arnauldo slottini
>>149908513Fuck yo dog nigga
>>149908513Sounds like your dog's walking you. Show your pet who's boss and walk it when you're ready, not when it's ready.
>>149908503kek id imagine theyd send a steward to check you werent dead
penalty kino coming lads
get fucking hyped
>>149908503its a huge problem in sports stadiums people in the stadiums working for betting syndicates betting live before the tv feeds
>>149908513If you go to sleep now and wake up at 06:30 you'll wake up in time to watch the winning penalty m8
>>149908546Fuck off, I need one more goal in extra time to win 100 pesos cunt.
>>149908536She's mint at football. She heads it and is great at dribbling.
>>149908548they're on the pitch lad
>>149908548Have this photo of Agyemang
>>149908562>3.96 Pound sterlingcant even buy lunch for that
I don't really care about who wins, I just want penalties just for the meme.
>italy strategy has been just kicking the ball somewhere far away from the goal
for fuck's sake bongland can you put an end to the suffering?
make a score and let me go to bed pls
england will not win another penalty shootout back to back
>Clinton on.
If she dares take a penalty like the Sweden one...
>>149908558how is that a fucking problem. fuck gambling sites why do you feel sorry for them?
Only 20 more minutes of this and we can all go to sleepy.
>>149908572I deserve a black gf
>>149908582I can literally buy two order of tacos (10 tacos) with that, cunt.
>>149908572Not usually a fan of the dark meat but for her I'd make an exception (provided she asked nicely).
>>149908513just take the dog for a walk now and dont wake up at 6 am
>>149908606we dont sign our posts here
>>149908558I knew someone who got arrested for doing this at the tennis
Chloe Kelly in thigh highs is doing it for me
>>149908548On the pitch mate.
>>149908593I'm afraid 3/4 our shots on target are hit straight at your keeper mate
>>149908612Did he not have his betting license with him?
>>149908602i know what ur saying but it does seem abit like organised crime
>>149908586If there's one surname that's absolutely synonymous with triumphant women overcoming tremendous odds to beat their inferior opponents, it's Clinton!
>>149908620>I'm afraid 3/4 our shots on target are hit straight at your keeper mateAs will be the penalties.
>>149908612gambling is to keep the peasants poor and entertained - do not fuck with this royal method of preventing revolt
>booing are kelly
dirty smelly JFs
>the one not shitting the bed is the winner
>>149908620as if to prove my point further bronze just headed it straight to her
Playing FIFA 98 on the Sega Saturn is more entertaining than this game.
Which player does the smellies poos you lads reckon?
>>149908629It has a name; it's called courtsiding because it usually happens on tennis courts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courtsiding
>>149908621He had a device sewn into his trousers where he'd click a button once for one players point and twice for the other players. This got sent instantly to the betting company who could get the score quicker than the TV coverage and change their odds accordingly
cannot wait for penalty kino lads
whose gonna make themselves a meme for the next 2 years
Fella came in to my work to deposit ยฃ1500 he'd made betting today. He adamantly told me not to take this as a sign to gamble, and that he'd lost far more. Made me laugh how serious he was about not encouraging others to start.
>>149908682Both, probably.
>england player last name: BRONZE
it is over lads
We're not going to have to watch these clowns take pens again are we?
>>149908694Didn't realise gay bathhouses took deposits
>>149908667I don't like to think about women pooing.
>>149908707Imagine that on your taint
>>149908671>>149908629you get banned / balance frozen / stake limited if you start winning anyway. gambling sites are literally organised crime anon. grow up
>>149908709Hopefully they've trained on them at least once this week given last weeks shenanigans
>>149908701>italy player last name: goldoniyou may be on to something
>>149908719I did matched betting for a year and all the sites disqualified me from their promotions.
>>149908711We don't run on trust.
>>149908723don't remember which coach said it (maybe the french), which was like: nah, fuck it, you can't simulate the pressure like in real penuldies
slags are desperate to avoid another penalty compilation
>>149908741how much did you make?
my dad got robbed by a swarthy italian man in rome so fuck shitaly
Chloe Kelly's thighs around my face.
And a bag over her head.
>>149908711They don't take IOUs anymore
>>149908768that was a gypsy anon
>>149908762ยฃ1500 but it's a lot of time. Did it during the day whilst "working from home"
It's fucking cringe when commentators start talking about not wanting to jinx things. They know that's not real, right?
>>149908768Your dad shouldn't have allowed himself to be robbed. Easy to blame the perpetrator, the victim deserves some blame too.
>>149908707those pegs must be amazing
>>149908797he was badly raped
There WILL be a penalty.
England will NOT score it.
10% chance of a goal here
>>149908792Yes but theres nothing more infuriating than a commentator reading out unfavourable statistics in the most tense moments
No fucking way that's a pen
lmfao what a robbery again
>fall in the corner of the box with the ball not even close to you
>BENULDY
I think the americans might be right about this semen slurping sport lads
She fell EXTREMELY easy, that's not a pen in a million years. Fucking rigged bullshit
this male commentator is making some truly disgusting noises
>>149908842This guy Slot's cousin or something?
not bronze ffs let my girl kelly take it
i mean what are you doing like thats just giving the pen away pure retarded pulling her down
was it even a pen? this is a different sport
this gay shit is so RIGGED
>no var penalty check
mmmmmm
the diversity always wins script is well underway
of course she missed (then scored)
Just jump on the ball after stopping it, how hard is this?
>>149908768be careful, train and station are controlled by fucking filthy gypsies
OH look we finally lost
>Score a rebounded penalty
I would hate England so much if I wasn't from here.
>scoring on rebound to prevent the (P) label
based
>>149908909that look of superiority
Some actual bullshit this
>>149908909bonnie blue thousand cock stare or english rose phenotype. you decide
Why are women's penalties so easy to save?
THE BLACK GIRL STEPPED INSIDE OF THE FIELD BEFORE THE KICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is women's football this rigged usually? They did the same shit for Norway against us.
>>149908840Fuck me the voices were right again.
what the fuck are these retards doing with their penalties
i hate women
>Carter on
pens it is then
>>149908938I've had enough of your racism
Fuck you Italy bitches you fucked it up
What the fuck was that hop? Italy mindbroken.
A RARE FAILURE FROM THE SPOT
>>149908909im so glad i rejected this girl years ago
For me it's the crying Italian bird.
This is some blatant rigging
>>149908972*boner intensifies
Imagine throwing the game a few minutes before the end, while a few metres away from the ref.
Fuck this stupid sport and fuck England.
>>149908988arne slot is mad in the bench
PENGLAND strikes again. FEAR into the heart of the continental european yet again
>>149908942More than just a pair of holes.
Serves italy right for all that time wasting and diving
Like my grandad said; book of italian war heroes- shortest book ever written
VERY SOFT PENALTY
VERY SOFT PENALTY
VERY SOFT PENALTY
VERY SOFT PENALTY
Italy slurping their way through 85 minutes of this game and now got a rocket up their fannies
it's a soft pen but there's 0 reason to pull her 2m infront of the ref in ET 116 minutes in, fucking womeme man
>>149909025this
I want a slow-mo replay
>1225 posts
>page 4
Dead board
>>149908994m-morning kelly
>>149909024and the list of english war heroes will be burned by muslims and forgotten lol. rome is eternal
>>149909020>More than just a pair of holes.She has three holes though
makes the 66 WC look clean in comparison
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>>149909059Three is more than a pair anon.
rigged trash
fifa makes me sick
that delicious assmad from the Italian manager
brits
md5: 8f1002acbed395042806a7cbec4cda59
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FUCK BRITS
>>149909061maybe play less antifootball and you wont have to cope so hard
>>149909057eternally shit kek
ITS
Why do women play their tournaments later in the summer than the men? I actually think I prefer this.
Eeer, England men's team bros, our response?
BLACKS save english in their time of need again!! we built britain!
>>149908940what are you on about our teams are a fucking joke, the whole federation is corrupted and only care about money and power.
Players only care about their contracts, how can you expect anythong that isn't shit that goes no-fucking-where when it matters?
>>149909082>none of the blasts hit where I amNice.
One match away from history. The lionesses have the bottle to beat Spain, I feel that in my bones.
how big is the betting market for women's football? Would explain a lot.
NEVER A PEN
BALL WAS GOING NOWHERE NEAR HER
BLATANT MATCH FIXING
She can NOT keep her top on.
>>149909135imagine being this asshurt about women's football
>>149909124>SpainNOT SO FAST
>>149909152Can take the slag out of England...
Perhaps we have finally redeemed ourselves a decade after this ridiculous own goal.
imagine the scissoring in the England locking room...
>>149909142she saved the penalty kick
but the retard rule of keep playing helped england
>>149909154just hate anglos like any sane man
simple as
5 straight finals (with 2 wins so far) for wiegman btw
>>149909180Those are some solid knockers
>>149909180Gives me a patronic boner. Like seeing the queen as a younger woman.
>>149909180Sports bra aint doing shit
Now the Italians get a taste of their own medicine with a dodgy penalty and they are coping and seething
>>149909165fucking hell. then didn't we miss a last minute penalty at the next wc as well?
>>149909182italy dived all fucking game long you got what you deserved
>>149909180propa slag tha' is
hopefully are lasses spit in the crying italians faces
>>149909196*Patriotic boner. Woke autocorrect hates loving your country.
>>149909184Embarrassing record. Should have won the World Cup too. Imagine losing to a Spain team playing kids and debutants because their manager made them boycott lol.
>anons saying it's rigged
Yeah it'll be rigged for Spain to beat England in the final.
>>149909184She knows her onions. Proper tournament animal that.
IT'S STILL ON TRACK ANON!
>>149909206So?corrupt thief lol
>>149909262>italians talking about corruption>italians talking about robberykek
>>149909262enjoy a taste of your own medicine for once
>>149909262>italy egregiously dive while defending a leadfine
>italy drag someone down in the area for a penaltyle rigged
>>149909262>>149909272Like a Nigerian prince complaining about being scammed
The guy in the McDonald's advert is playing a game with an entire second monitor dedicated to a full screen webcam of his friend playing with him. Is this a common thing with gen z?
>>149909262An Italian talking about corruption HAHAHAHA.
>2-0 down
Win
>1-0 down
Win
At this rate England might actually take an early lead in the final (and win it of course).
regardless, starting at 9 pm is extremely gay
England's in the final thanks to robbery not Italy so cope about it crooked teeth
>>149909302They're not allowed to make McDonald's adverts that are targeted to children any more, because it's fast food. So they have to advertise to manchildren instead.
>>149909397It's not our fault you're allowed to score a saved penalty.
>>149909397*spits in your face*
cope about that
>>149909397now type that without crying
>>149909007I fucking love that knee up thing she does. It's like when a cartoon character winds themself up to run. Just needs a cloud of dust at her heels when she sets off.
Karmic end for Italy. Spent the whole second half flopping and time wasting. Loses to a 96th minute goal and a soft penalty when they pushed the refs patience too far.
>>149909427Yes it's cute.
>Michelle Agyemang is a teenager
Why do all black people look 30? The young ones look older and the old ones look younger.
>>149909422Like most rules in sports, it will no doubt be changed now it has benefitted England.
See the Cricket World Cup we won in 2019 on a tiebreaker rule, and the tiebreaker rule was changed like a week later due to Kiwiโs raging.
>>149909397don't worry you can get us back at the men's world cup
>norway 3 - 0 italywell maybe in 2030
>>149909460southern hemisphere syndrome (shs)
>>149909299next he'll start complaining about diving and time wasting
>>149909422>we invented the footy>but not the rules
>>149909578look up who is on the IFAB board mate
>>149909582what's your point?
>>149909635>FAPShit! They're onto me!
>>149909635we have a say in the rules but we're not the only ones who decide them, decisions have to be unanimous iirc
>>149909709>The IFAB is comprised of the four British football associations (England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland) with one vote each, and FIFA, covering the remaining 207 national associations, with four votes. a big chunk of say desu
>still up
this board is ded
>>149913599>5 hours laterAt least that proves my point from yesterday that we don't need four threads per match :^)