Thread 149948998

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>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
202

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 172 (+10)
Williams Mercedes: 59 (+4)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 717.19 (+64.59)
HAM: 690.58 (+41.39)
NOR: 660.61 (+22.97)

>News:
Sprint quali: Oscar Piastri (1:40.510), Max Verstappen (+0.477), Lando Norris (+0.618)

bump

That car is going down in history

what the fuck is this

>>149949036
terrible as always

it's easy, norris. we go to earth, get the earthlings to give us their sprint pole awards, then we kill them all

>>149948998 (OP)
So why did the Belgians make this track Uzi gun shaped?

>>149949052
looks like a pipe bomb

>>149949052
Looks like a coffee cup.

>>149949029
thanks

slurp

>>149949052
oh you know..

>>149948921
>not enabling the simulated steering wheel movement
>but also not disabling the virtual steering wheel
what kinda weirdo does that

edd

/sp/a

>>149948998 (OP)
I forgot there was a sprint

>>149949099
Shut up fr*nchie Taliban is great

>>149949068
Israeli propaganda

>>149949068
They were a big fan of the 70s aesthetic.

>>149949161
>Man, I love my job

>>149949209
>Knows that the black man always dies first
>Becomes cameraman who never dies
He beat the system.

>>149949052
Fleshlight

fun fact: both asston shartin drivers got shit on by ocon

doubters where are you?

Naomi Schiff never answers a question, she spends a half sentence acknowledging it, then swerves into a nothing statement that sounds like she's pre-prepared the night before.

If someone says the nigger word on an online platform, does this mean that Brits have to show their face to the government to be allowed to look at it, cause it isn't safe for children?

>>149949410
alright the sardines thing is new to me

>>149949408
At least they aren't speaking german anon

surely he'll be back next race

>>149949427
English is a Germanic language though

>>149949410
bit rude mate

>>149949505
anglos are medshitters, bro

i really fucking hate zoomers like ps3 and bearman

real anglo drivers have not been tried since the 60s

Haasamania runnin wild brother

>>149949483
He will. """They""" will rig it for him

One of Verstappen's best tracks, Red Bull is doing ok this time, and Piastri is half a second ahead.

>not a Hamilton / Rosberg Mercedes-era level of dominance I swear!

Andrea

Moda

another week, another race where ruslel finishes behind the cuckstomer team

This thread will relent when the British government blocks this website for UK users btw

What happened to VIP list poster?

>>149949866
oh no
anyway

Max Verstappen:
>"You know I could be in jail tomorrow for beating the fuck out of Kelly, then I won't drive at all. Life is unpredictable, but I'm happy where I am at."

>>149949984
amx has learned from jos
(how to not get caught)

>>149949878
hopefully retired. it was a lame gimmick

Dead Bull

if max will be there to cuck nowins every race while ps3 cruises away this season might be worth finishing

>>149949984
After seeing how he swings a hammer, Max probably isn't strong enough to beat Kelly

>>149950102
Lol

>>149950102
wtf, hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>149949718
>and Piastri is half a second ahead.
Max is second, it's the driver, not the car

>>149950102
lol
kek
haha

>>149950102
teach me your skills bro

Wow, Russell surely deserves a Mercedes seat over Verstappen with such breathtaking performances. :D

>>149950075
We had that at the end of last year, it won't be entertaining now without a title fight

>>149950102
>halfway into his first season at Ferrari
>already spinning

>>149950111
he plays football the same way he swings a hammer
he really spec'd everything in racecraft

>>149950102
based
remember how people were shitting on 2018-2019 vettel for having so much spins? ferrari engineering with overaggressive mgu-k
hope it will happen to him more often

>>149950102
It was a rear lock that caused it though

>>149950056
so flat. i prefer the humpbacks

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>149950183
The difference though is that Vettel generally pushed the car to its limits, to the point where the Ferrari looked competetive (and to some retards even like the best car of the field).
Meanwhile, Sir Lewis is just slugging around in the lower midfield most of the time, yet still has problems controlling the car.

>>149949866
They're not blocking it though.

>>149950102
lol

>>149950268
Vettel had much better Ferrari's, had the fastest car in 2018 and 2019.

>>149950268
>to the point where the Ferrari looked competetive (and to some retards even like the best car of the field).

Case in point:

>>149950285
>Vettel had much better Ferrari's, had the fastest car in 2018 and 2019.

>>149950164
He shouldn't be complaining that much, he's not that far off the great Lando Norris.

>>149950291
kek I was just about to point this out

>>149950268
he was, he was the leader ferrari needed, but still failed (together))
but hey, now they have the driver they were dreaming for years, so it is like he will retrospectively win 2018 and 2019 titles for ferrari

>>149950309
you must be severely autistic and unfamiliar with human facial expressions if you look at that webm and you assume the person in it is complaining

>>149950145
That comment doesn't really work with how Antonelli is shitting up.

>>149950102
Suprised the yellow flags afterwards aren't talked about. It switched like five times on and off.

>>149950406
>called andrea kimi
>everyone wants him to be kimi raikkonen
>ends up being andrea de cesaris

russell is shit

I'm glad vettle is retired, so that I don't have to pay any attention to him anymore.

>>149950418
It'd be a kino development

>>149950422
Biggest gap to a teammate today :-)

>>149950463
m*rcedes don't know what they're doing so kimi's setup was wrong

>>149950463
they gape now?

>>149950526
oh yes, poor andrea is only 18 and will never audibly fart again

>>149950540
from men's health magazine
>if swallowed air is triggering your fart as is the case in the majority of fart they tend to be louder (but less smelly). If your fart is primarily driven from digestion and bacterial fermentation, it will tend to be smaller in volume and sound, but stinkier.
so it doesn't matter how much you stretch it out
f1 because drivers fart in the car

nice view....

>>149950594
nothin personel kid

kimi is straight
russell is gay

>>149950476
>>149950606
kys

I want Yuki's bussy like you wouldn't believe

>>149950614
m*rcedes sucks

>max is set up for low down force again (weak to rain)
>estimated rain race in Sunday
Surely they have weather forecasts available to them before the weekend.

silly ending to f3 quali
no one improved

>>149950634
rain (2021)

>>149950623
pierre why are you using argentina flag

>>149950655
>fastest lap

>>149950634
Others are running less wing too compared to Silverstone, so he won't be the only one this time at least

>Ferrari

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nhgOwQjqXM

>>149950406
Kimi's a rookie.

What's George's excuse?

>same thread since end of squali
grimi

>>149950792
NARB has always had random Q1 and Q2 exits in mercedes. he just somehow tricked everyone into thinking he's the second best driver this year because his teammate is a molested child

>>149949048
They have only championship milestone left which is biggest gap beetween P1 and P2 in the constructors or 1k points

>>149950406
narb is complete and utter shit

My only hope now is that Lando kwabs so hard he falls to 3rd by the end of the season.

Hello lads. It is I and I cannot tell a lie.
The janny has a fanny and figures like a nigger.
F1 has become shit and isn't any better than last years Ferarri pit.

Fuck toto as his headphone lingers, fuck fatfuck zak. Fuck freddyboy and nigger he fingers. Fuck the trannies until they ack.
Fuck crofty and the safety car popo. Fuck coomers, zoomers and other F1 tourists. Fuck Sky and Fuck the FIAgay.

Fuck Wahmens in this sport and the nigger worship globohomo that goes along with it. Fuck you Janny, I wish you had a proper nanny.

YOU ABSOLUTE CUNT! FUCK YOU. REMEMBER TO FILE YOU TAX RETURNS, you're on minus.

p.s. CHECKEM YOU GAY FUCKING CUNT!

Imagine... for a second, if you would, the amount of money spent in this sport... Now compare it to the janny of this board that does it for free... The exponential difference goes beyond all butthurt. AAAHAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA GET FUCKED NIGGER!!!!!!! FUCK POOIS. FUCK JANNIES. FUCK TOTO. FUCK FAILRARRI. FUCK THE FIA. FUCK BONGS. FUCK TRANNIES. FUCK GLOBOHOMO. FUCK FIA. FUCK LIBERTY. FUCK SKY.

LONG LIVE ECCLESTONE!

/sp/ troons are so lazy it takes them a week or two to ban me. The fat fuck who runs this board is Zak's best friend and waits until the end of the month to janban... me so scwared... not only that, he spits on this board culture and allows pedophiles to post here. Non-white cowardly faggot he is innit? Also, fuck jorj.

>>149950926
post bakkie and braai

is ps3 the smuggest faggot alive? beating the goblin is not an accomplishment

>>149950996
Our country is banned from posting anything related to such hateful content. The best I can do is from our beloved neighbours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNYk0hBaQ2E

>>149951016
>bro just stop being satisfied over the fact that you're going to be the first non merc/red bull WDC in 16 years

>>149951018
grim areas

love me some braaivleis, rugby, sunny skies and keeping kaffirs under the boot

>>149950990
>The fat fuck who runs this board is Zak's best friend
that can not be
zak is jewish
jews don't work for free

>>149951042
>Balotelli: "When I score, I don't celebrate because it's my job. When a postman delivers letters, does he celebrate?

>>149951048
Why and when did you leave?

>>149951054
Gebaseerde Hollander. Must be a shabbos goy then. Or.... a mohammedan.

>>149951054
See ghislane maxwell on reddit, they are paid for their propaganda, just not directly

>>149951042
Piastri is complete and utter shit, beating an even shittier teammate

>>149951058
>comparing competitive sports to wagecuck miseries
he's being stupid. piastri has every reason to be smug right now

testing Penelope

>>149951080
luggage lad would pay in hotpockets but due to the economy, jannies are forced to enjoy complimentary jenkem recipes and the occasional suppository gookmoot is willing to share from kickbacks.

>>149951082
PS3 is just exposing the bongs. A crim shitting on the royalty. Love it.

>>149951082
TRVKE. Can't wait for mclel to fail and expose these losers. Both are bottom 5 drivers with only the rookie shitters being worse.

>>149951042
Does 2009 count?

>>149951143
The Jacque Villeneuve of bongistan. Complete and utter carbabby shitter.

>>149951165
Cope

>>149951173
I like the goblin... but that doesn't change that Butthead was a shitter and wouldn't have taken it had it not been for his car. You're just salty because I shat on bongs and your ego is damaged... It's odd, in my country, we don't give a fuck where you're born - if you're shit, you're shit... whereas you guys get assmad if anybody criticises your sacred sir nigger or any other bong regardless if he's a shitter or not... What's the matter? Or are you brown?

It's time to admit that McLaren's legacy has surpassed Ferrari's

When do we start labeling him a bust?

>>149951202
are jense seems like a top lad. i don’t think that he is one of the greats but i am glad he got a championship nonetheless.

Fun Fact Fridays: Did you know?

George Russel is a homosexual.

>>149951244
>a bust
What cup-size?

>>149951245
Fair cop... But I believe the team had the right people at the right time. I hope he's not a cunt... At least we've had worse since. Cheers m8.

>>149951202
They are the GOATs.

>>149951245
The only bong I love are Claire and Williams. I really wish Williams could return to their former Glory.... The White and Blue of the Damon Hill Championship... I wish Williams could be up there again... No jokes.

>>149951267
A jew and a nigger representing the kingdom of brittania? Imagine My Shock!

>>149951252
He's the straightest driver on the grid, also racism is bad.

>>149951267
They are at least both trying to grow a goatie at least. Just that one of them lacks the facial hair necessary, while the other forgot to shave his cheeks.

real schizo hours

>>149951263
truth be told most champions owe most of their success to the cars. it’s an engineering exercise and team strategy exercise as much a driver talent competition. although there is something special about getting to see it all line up at once, a la senna, schumi, verstappen.

>>149951286
Lando is a yahudi?

>>149951286
Lando isn't jewish and Lewis isn't an N bomb.

>>149951267
Lol, Lando's AI nose keeps growing and Haminigger has rope hair, oh - wait, that part is real.

>>149951289
he's straight in the sense that wooden dolls don't bend well

>>149951289
Let's kick it out! Racism is le bad.

>>149951296
Your latter sentence exposes the difference.

>>149951301
What the fuck is an N bomb? Do you know who Lando's dad is?

>>149951308
George Russell is a real human being.

>>149951293
escalate

>>149951315
>What the fuck is an N bomb?
Google says:
>A nitrogen bomb can refer to two things: a device using liquid nitrogen to cause an explosion or a bomb made with ammonium nitrate, often mixed with fuel oil. Liquid nitrogen, when rapidly heated, expands dramatically, creating immense pressure that can rupture containers and cause explosions. Ammonium nitrate, a common fertilizer, is also a key ingredient in some explosives, particularly ANFO (ammonium nitrate/fuel oil).

2025 WDC

Sorry I'm late but lewis just parked it in the last corner for 2 minutes to yellow flag everyone behind him, despite clear opportunities to pull away. Is there really no consequence for this?

>>149951340
Based. Thanks for reminding me, I need to heat up the oven.

>>149951375
I for one think he should be lynched

>>149951380
Fucking faggot turned on his entire family because he felt left out. I can't imagine the pain he's brought upon his brother.

>>149951387
I agree, but what about the penalty?

>>149951380
>>149951390
I think this is why he loves lewlew and jorgy so much... They like to swim together.

>>149951387
Lynching is no joke.

>>149951380
>>149951390
He's not truly gay if he slept with a bimbo repeatedly and fathered children with her.
At most he's bi.

nelson peaked

>>149951380
It's insane to me that anyone defends gays for pulling shit like this. He basically raped her and mindfucked her and their whole family for life.

>>149951390
ralf has a shit taste in both men and women, maybe he should have become a furry instead

Americans are so fucking dumb

>>149951432
>He basically raped her
How the fuck is it rape

ayrton, let's forget about f1 and go fishing
>sid, will there be any underage girls?
no ayrton
>then I have to race

poz3 will NEVER win a wdc

>>149951392
His brother would be supportive of him.

>>149951443
>How the fuck is it rape
She ended up regretting it 20 years later.

Crackin' quali session lads. Signing off now. But before I go, I'd like to thank the janitor of this board for keeping it so clean. I know you do it for free. I can't imagine what it must be like being less than a streetshitter on the social scale and I truly do hope you get a raise so that you can prove to the taxman that you indeed do it for free and get some kind of relief on that deficit of earning £0.00 or $0.0000USD. If you'd be kind enough, we could even enroll you into some form of charity - you know to help with mentally challenged individuals such as yourself. I'm not sure if they accept niggers but best case scenario, we might be able to find you a zoo or something. Please know this Janny, this board <3's you. xoxo

>>149951443
Rape by deception, e.g. if an Arab man leads a Jewish woman to believe that he is a Jew
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-israel-sex-idUKTRE66L2PX20100722/

>>149951451
Less gay than the current state of F1 and the FIA. Bring back Bernie.

>>149951451
that rock he hit prevented us from seeing him becoming a nasty hon

>>149951443
Their relationship was based on lies and gaslighting. It's like doing a fraudulent business deal. Consent is null if one party is hiding key facts.

>>149951474
He's too much of a chud to come back.

>>149951496
she'll be practicing her mother's favorite sport

>>149951443
Imagine if I bust into your room and forcefully put my erect penis into your anus and gaslit you for years thereafter into thinking that I actually loved you. You'd go to your family, come out as a fag and tell the world you're proud to be in a gay relationship with me - only for me to change my mind 20 years later and 3.5 adopted Vietnamese kids later. I would then call you the bully and go onto enjoy my life with some hot bikini blonde with natural DD tits and a vagina and turn on you, calling you a creepy freak for being disgusted at my lifestyle choices and publicly shame you for being so uncouth...

>>149951496
>sport is important in life and it does a lot of good
Not really, no.

>>149951503
babysitting younger boys and seducing them later on?

>>149951509
Damn they really beat out all the competitive spirit out of germans. sad!

>>149951513
Thanks for reminding us how Hamilton never gets penalised. If anything, this makes me love AMX even more. Bring back KMAG.

There's nothing preventing WEC from hosting more rounds other than the fact Ben 10 probably doesn't want people to switch off this meme sport in favor of a better product.

>>149951527
Lewis never gets penalised because he's the cleanest driver on the grid.

>>149951512
>later on
lol, lmao even

>>149951375
you can because how do you determine a legitimate stopped car from an illegitimate stopped car?
they threw a green for the bear which was nice

narb a shit

>>149951524
Competitions can be fun. But that doesn't make any sport "important".

>>149951513
Another Red Bull success thanks to Horners leadership

>>149951509
t.

FUN FACT FRIDAY!
Did You Know?

SkySports Reporter "Ant" is called Ant because Ants like Sugar and Ant resembles a lollipop. The Sky news team thought it would be hilarious to call him as an ode to a funny memory when a fireant bit him at his first presentation at the Suzuka circuit.

>>149951544
Digits to be true. Saint Lewis can dindu nuffin wrong. Dey just be raysis innit?

>>149951544
>he's the cleanest driver on the grid.
Kek.

>>149951551
*'t

>>149951566
Rare Edd

>>149951574
They keep turning in on him.

>>149951574
The point count was from 2014 onwards. Those cars are from like 2009.

>>149951574
kek I loved Spain a couple years ago when Kmag said "this fucking nekeeri does it on purpose" and then later recanted after (They) had a chat with him about his family's safety.

FUN FACT FRIDAY!
Did You Know?

Despite being a half nigger, Naomi Schiff is actually one of the few Women presenters who knows what they're talking about. Despite not having an extremely successful career in Motorsports, she still mogs retards such as Danica Patrick and can hold her own. Her fashion choices may be questionable, but i'd rather listen to her than the birdie bitch from asston and keep her. If we removed rights to women, it would be wise to keep Natalie and Naomi and fire the rest, including that weird boy looking faggot talking right now.

FUN FACT FRIDAY!
Did You Know?

Sergio Perez was threatened by Helmut Marko when he once ventured one too many times off the circuit and onto the grass. Mr Marko allegedly claimed that the Mexican driver had an inclination of wanting to mow lawns and was therefore at risk of leaving the tarmac.

>>149951600
still waiting for the lesbian interracial age gap abbywinters.com set to drop

>Like Max
>Like Red Bull
>Like Ford
I'm glad Max is staying. I hope the 2026 car is good and Ford doesn't fuck their part up.

FUN FACT FRIDAY!
Did You Know?

Despite being a sponsored carbabby, Homoglobonised-nigger - Lewis Hamilton, actually apologised for being a retard in the 2025 sprint qualifying. Experts suggest that this is part and parcel of his PR strategy after several complaints against his lack of humility has affected his image.

>>149951625
I'm holding out for the GDP team coming back together and making more kino

>>149951551
the globohomos disqualified schumacher in monaco 2006 for doing the same thing

FUN FACT FRIDAY!
Did You Know?

The dickhead on Sky is excusing the black man on sky because "any retard can use an electronic car with a flappy paddle gearbox" - in his words. Further fact checking suggests this is not the case but public viewing for British Audiences should remain neutral and in favour of all non-white and true "bri-ish" drivers no matter the facts, realities or causes. The licenses issued under the British Broadcasting regulations suggest than any non-white entities within the borders of Brittania should be defended at all costs and all hosts be demonised so as to maximise the cultural and geopolitical positivity's in accordance to a brave new world.

FUN FACT FRIDAY!
Did You Know?

Kimi Raikoenen once called Lewis Hamilton a "woodhead" after an altercation within the pit lane. This has mostly been scrubbed from the internet and replaced with the famous Gimi quote of "My dad taught me...."... regardless, Kimi did indeed call Lewis a woodhead and can be verified by viewers of the sport during said era.

>>149951696
FUN FACT FRIDAY!
Did You Know?

Ayrton Senna and Nelson Piquet had an ongoing fued of friendly pranks... Ayrton once locked Nelson in the toilet, another time the other poo'd in his shoe right before in an interview.

literally 1984

>>149951712
as a revenge, Piquet hooked him up with a young girl
turns out she was actually 19
nelson really knew how to get back at ayrton

UNFUN FACT: the sprint race is at 3 in the freaking morning my time. inb4 antipodean "that's every race for us" yeah yeah I get it

fun fact: we have no idea what edd straw's sexual orientation is

fun fact: are nige

>>149951781
Why doesn't he have a sexual partner?

>>149951801
he's pozzed

>>149951727
Zamn XD

>>149951727
>19
Too old.

I'm currently catching up with sprint quali.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>OP going to get mullered on lap 1 with that weak straight line speed.
Lol

>>149951963
It was a mechanical issue with the Ferrari. It was big brained by Hamilton to park it on the corner there to force the yellow flag but race control kept lifting it off and on which allowed others to jump him.

Did he watch the sprint qualifying?

>>149952009
he was too busy getting to sq3 (use imagination)

4CHAN HACKED AGAIN
>GET READY
4CHAN HACKED AGAIN
GET READY
4CHAN HACKED AGAIN
>GET READY
4CHAN HACKED AGAIN

>>>/g/10602235

>Verification is safe and secur-
ACK

>>>/g/106019348

life is like f1
nothing ever happens

>>149952046
They're posting this on /g/? The GURO board? Seems offtopic!

>>149951801
He is very fat

>>149952118
Now that you mention it, yeah he is. I hadn't noticed.

>>149952046
>>149952026
qrd?

this mf will still get points tomorrow in the sprint, mark my words

>>149952046
These verifications are so stupid.
Apparently many websites can't even verify what is a legitimate ID, so people are just uploading fake driving licences and passports, and it accepts them.

What colour's your Bugatti, fuckers

>>149952338
Ultraviolet.
Also, Bugatti is trash.

>>149952338
Infrared

I'm a pretty casual F1 viewer but it looks like every team has almost the same sidepod design on their cars, at least the front part of them. Have the cars been optimized and developed that much that most teams have found the "meta" for certain parts of the car?

>>149952338
Puce

>>149952353
>I'm a pretty casual F1 viewer
Pretty? Post pictures.

>>149952353
No it's just that whenever Adrian Newey (Aerodynamicist/eldritch entity) comes up with a design, the other teams just blindly copy it

>>149952419
He should design the car wrong on purpose, as a joke

>>149952338
i don't own one because im not rich like yall

>>149952353
>Have the cars been optimized and developed that much that most teams have found the "meta" for certain parts of the car?
Yep. They were several designs in 2022 but little by little they've been all converging into what redbull had, and by early 2024 all of them looked the same already.

>>149949400
He's gonna get all his Sliverstone rage out at the Sprint and lock in again for the GP.

>>149949400
I hope Piastri wins WDC because Lando is a shitskin

>>149950270
Starmer probably goes on a general somewhere on this site and doesn't want to block himself.

post kino f1 webms plz

>>149950003
Seb! 2028

>>149952498
I only have this sorry

>>149950102
perfection

>>149952517
np, that is kino. i thought it was gonna be the penske's wheel falling off

>>149952571
Woah Drone shot in 1962 ??

>>149948998 (OP)
It's up.
https://youtu.be/30bxHVJufso?si=5gQEL8eXBXHDya3A

>>149951289
Guys I found Waldo.

checo and horner reunited at cadillac

cap this

>>149951473
BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! STRANGER DANGER!

>>149951496
>still trying to rationalize his father's abuse
Like a beaten dog.

>>149952528
>>149952667
Deja vu

>>149952667
https://youtu.be/Uhy_e5wIX44?t=18

haha where's the piastri hater anon? lol

>>149952849
here >>149951446

What's going on with GP?
Word is he might miss Hungary too

>>149952888
He has updog

>>149952918
What is updog?

>>149952939
Just eating some chips, how bout you?

>>149952939
not much

>>149952888
he's pozzed

>>149952968
nigger:DDD

>>149952888
He's #TeamHorner.
Can't properly support Max when Max backstabbed GP's guy.

>>149952888
they making GP the TP so amx stays

>>149952046
F1 academy pilotina and tea app user Lia Block

Just got home and watched the highlights, what's Hamilton's excuse for his spin and SQ1 exit?

>>149953075
>what's Hamilton's excuse for his spin and SQ1 exit?
He's shit.

>>149953075
olive oil in the brake line

>>149953075
The audio made it pretty clear the gearbox fucked up during the breaking. It was a car issue, not a driver issue.

realize that a driver making his debut 4 seasons after Leclerc is winning the WDC before Leclerc

Before they were digitally browning Hamilton, they were digitally whitening him. And honestly it looks much more natural.

>>149952429
There's only room for one joke at Aston Martin

>>149953199
sad. chuck would wreck either mclel shitter in the same car.

>>149953289
>tattoos
gross!

>>149953289
>1977
her husband's birth year

>>149953289
I'm getting really fucking sick of shitty tattoos.

>>149953199
>before Leclerc
Can you really say "before" when Lekek will never win it at all?

>>149953087
>>149953091
>>149953199
FAG!

>>149953289
Conceptualize the anal on the first date

>>149952338
majority of Bugattis are so fucking ugly desu

>>149953426
Admit you prefer sex with men

digits and the goblin crashes into ps3 t1. AMX wins

>>149953439
>Hey this woman is sexy I want to fuck her
>What the hell you're gay?

>>149953461
it's gay because you think about the bum hole, not the female-specific hole next to it

>>149953461
If you look at a woman and your first thought is anal, you are very much a homosexual

>>149953474
>the female-specific hole next to it
The urethra?

>Another Ferrari fuck up right after his statement about how he doesn’t want to be like Alonso and Vettel and not win anything with Ferrari

I hope he’s smart enough to understand this very clear sign from god

>>149953461
>I want to stick my dick in the shithole just like my gym bros do in the showers
Very gay

>>149953534
Both Alonso and Vettel performed way better than him at Ferrari.
Hell, he's being completely outclassed by his teammate again.

>>149953475
>>149953474
>>149953560
No, it's the opposite, you are all gay, let me tell you why: I can appreciate every holes of a woman. Do you know how else caters to two holes only? The gays, because they have no choice. Meaning I, a superior straight latinx, will appreciate different sides of a woman, just like the most elite drivers will be great in all racing categories, be it on asphalt or off-road.

>>149953644
Man you can just admit being gay, everyone expects it from French posters anyway.

>>149953644
Nothing wrong with being gay bro, just look how successful Hamilton is

I think the commonwealth is trying to coerce me into their little gay threesome

Races for this feel?

>>149953561
>outclassed
>only 13 points behind teammate in his first year while also having 1 disqualification

>>149953644
>I can appreciate every holes of a woman
bumhole, earpholes, noseholes, mouthhole, dickhole

>>149953758
Lol at the bounce

>>149953296
>girl
gross!


(that's why they banned F1 grid girls)

>>149953758
I'm okay

>>149953777
>woman
>dickhole

>>149953776
>only 13 points behind
13 points that make up more than 10% of his total points. That's a lot. It's not as if they were getting frequent wins or podiums this season. Well ... his teammate is getting podiums, not him.
>while also having 1 disqualification
Not sure why you bring that up when they BOTH have that disqualification.

>>149953822
I have 3 repeating numbers
I outrank you

>>149952338
jewish racing gold

>>149953867
Who benefits from this? jews?

>>149953966
Based camera man

>>149953777
You forgot about all the pores in their skin.

>>149954098
>RAI
I miss seeing that.

>>149953909
Yes. Jews hate beauty and do everything they can to destroy it. See also: modern art and architecture

Why does Lewis hate Albon?

Dubs and lewlew ropes himself before lechud does it
Not even half a season in, and he's already fully buckbroken

>>149954096
not for fugg
is for rub and licc

giwi

>>149954222
>>149954096
>>149953777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egEraZP9yXQ

they call us 007
0 wins
0 poles
7 upgrades and none of them worked

>>149954310
A few days ago I listened to fifty minutes of Edd and two of the others on his website waffle on about how Ferrari's upgrades will put Hamilton back on top and how winning in the second half of the 2025 season will raise his confidence and create momentum for a 2026 WDC
And then he jobbed even harder

death to mclaren, mercedes and hamilton

>>149954259
Got a chuckle out of me

the boy.

>>149954384
edd is a dumb fat fuck

the bloke.

>watch F1 highlights on kiketube
>"wow you don't see too many dramatic rear locks like that, that a driver of the calibre of Lewis Hamilton can't save"

the kwab.

>>149954899
broccoli on broccoli humiliation

>>149954955
the larger broccoli has asserted dominance

>>149954871
Hamilton is complete and utter shit

>>149954098
wow, hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>149954871
>a driver of the calibre of Lewis Hamilton
To be fair, most drivers of his calibre don't ever make it to F1. Without a Ron Dennis to sponser them, they get stuck in lower Formulas or even carting, due to a lack of talent.

>>149954899
Would you really buy an Ollie Bearman for 28.97? Still seems a bit expenisve.

>>149955046
bearmeat is illegal to buy

>>149955059
Then why are they offering?

>>149955080
short term rental

Watched Happy Gilmore 2 and Adam Sandler's daughter reminds me of Lia Block

>>149955090
Then it's even more expensive.

>>149955102
its lean meat

Why is GP not at the track? Is he dead?

>>149955099
How was it?
The trailer made it seem not-so-good, but then again, I'm not a fan of Sandler's style to begin with

>>149955146
It was so fucking shit. Basically just a bunch of nostalgia bait and celebrity appearances

>>149955201
>just a bunch of nostalgia bait and celebrity appearances
Ah, like the Monacco GP then!

>>149955119
poached by cadillac

inshallah the kielbasa survives the night

>>149955201
Yeah, I figured it was gonna be like that

the polish beef shall be consumed
it is the will of allah

I missed SQ3

>>149955698
desu i had work to do during sq3
just watch the last 2 mins like i did and youre fine

>>149953091
>dts baby's first rear tyre lockup

>>149955201
So just the good old Sandler-pays-his-friends-with-the-movie's-budget shtick.

>>149955763
its fun to shit on lewis but if you think that wasnt the car idk what to tell you
no car behaves that way normally

>>149955784
His friends aren't even in it.

>>149955813
>mini race not relevant
Sounds racist.

>3am Sprint race
>7am Quali
Do I just wake up for the sprint race then go back to sleep or just watch quali. God I fucking hate being on the west/worst coast

>>149955932
>3am Sprint race
Fuck, I missed it!

>>149955932
just watch highlights before quali

>>149955932
See >>149955813

>>149955932
>3am Sprint race
5am for me but im not even going to try
ill watch the highlights after quali and the replay if someone dies

>>149955932
a comfy 10pm for me

>>149955944
>>149955966
>>149955977
>>149956033
blessed run

>>149955798
Ferrari MGU-K. He locked up, nothing else happened to the car.
Like I said, dts babies' first rear lockup.

>>149956083
>yeah dude the regen is tuned like shit and the handbrake is on into corners, his fault
lol

>>149956106
People shat on Vettee all the time for his rear lock spins, why should Sham get an exception?

>>149955932
I'm waking up at like 6:20 to watch the sprint race before qualy. Might miss the very beginning of Q1 but that's fine.
Also west coast best coast. It's true because it rhymes.

>>149956119
>its been tuned like shit for years so its fine
k

>>149956132
P4 btw

>>149956136
how many wins this season?

>>149956143
Same as Lewis. 4 podiums though.

If you ain't first, you're last.

>>149956190
>8 points
See>>149955813

>>149956190
See >>149955813

>>149956196
>>149956204
qed the squali isnt relevant and therefore you have no point

thanks for playing

>>149955798
Nah the leaf is actual right that was 100% just a rear lockup. Literally done the same move in jewracing in the W13 this week

>>149956220
Point is he spun like an amateur. We laugh when it happens in practice as well. SQ being irrelevant doesn't change the fact he's a shitter.

>>149956267
>Point is
see>>149955813

>>149953824
>someone points out hamilton is evenly matched with his teammate on merit
>paragraph of cope ensues
When will this place give him the recognition he deserves?

>>149956276
hamilton is getting 23-1'd by lecuck, bro

>>149956220
>>149956276
So your point is that spinning out when you're under no pressure to perform at all is somehow less embarrassing than making an error under high stress?

>>149955863
Poor soonoder.

>>149956286
>hamilton is evenly matched with his teammate on merit
How is he "evenly matched" when he's significantly behind on all metrics? Can you explain that? Feel free to use as many paragraphs as you like, DtSfag.

>>149956295
>23-1
nobody tell him

>>149956420
does the british gp count as more than one race?

>>149956519
Yes, because Hamiltons name is on the track it counts as fifteen races.

>>149956375

show me the law that says i have to have a point when posting about sports

>>149956519
yes but there was also imola

>>149955932
>sprints
Not watching any of that shit dezu

>>149956673
he got completely fucked up in imola, bro

>>149955932
Just watch it later.

What happened to Ladyboy?

>>149957006
sent to Cambodia

>>149957054
holiday in cambodia?

ded to mclel

>>149956385
>significantly

death to everyone but Williams
life to Williams

>Horner gone
>Threads completely dead even though it's a race weekend
Turns out he was carrying F1 hard for years with his constant shit stirring. It's boring without him.

>>149957480
F1 always needs villains to add to the spectacle. Remember that Rich Energy guy? I never wanted him to leave. This theory is why Jorj needs to step into the villain role as Hamilton's career comes to an end, he needs to do more underhanded shit like brake testing Max behind the safety car to try and get him a penalty. F1 needs Jorj to be a bastard to be watchable next year.

gimi staring at your soul

>>149957596
jorj is losing to the cuckstomer team, bro

Vettel with do next year's Indy 500 with McLaren

>>149957828
*will

I'm drunk :)

>>149957828
>>149958033
nothing's confirmed and Vettel is a Jew that was turned down by Porsche for asking an absurd amount of money

>>149958214
He's just too busy "saving the world" by wearing gay and retarded shirts and posting "#ilovegrass" online. He would need BIG money to pull himself away for those noble causes.

>>149957828
btw its better to hit the animals and preferably hit them hard enough to get blood and hair on the car since depending on the insurance policy you might lose coverage

>>149955932
I've got a Reign in the fridge I'm gonna start drinking in an hour. Might also take a nap before then.

It was so odd. They changed to green when bearman came and then changed back to yellow when he finished the lap. Feels rigged for brits

ps3winslol

dun dun dun (f3 edition)

>>149958463
that show became kind of boring after sophia left

>>149958466
How? She was always in bottom 10

>open the thread
>see bong posts are still happening in mass
WHAT YHR FUCKIN FUUUUUUUCK WHY CAN'T WE GET ONE SINGLE FUCKIN THING HUH I JUST WANTED A BONG FREE THREAD JUST ONR BONG FREE THREAD AND I SAID TO MYSELF IT JUST DIDN'T WOEK OUT THE WAT I WANTED TO AND I GET SO FRUSTRATED AND LIKE I TRY SO HARD TO JUST IGNORE THEM AND I LIKE TAKE MY TIME AND CONCENTRATE REAL HARD TO PRTEND THEY'RE NOT THERE BUT IT DOESN'T WORK OUT

>>149958474
she was the underdog (and sometimes under the dog)

>>149958474
>She was always in bottom
SOPHIA TAKE MY SEED
(not always btw, she had some good races)

>12 laps
What's the point

>>149958489
>in mass
It's "en masse". Learn to speak English (French).

F1

Where the fuck is the timing table?

>>149958511
owned that french fry freak

>>149958507
Boredom. Also I did some day drinking yesterday and woke up a couple of hours ago so I might as well pass the time.

>american flag
LOL

>>149958528
But he's not French, he's American.

gimi

>>149958579
What's he eating?

DUNDUNDUN

They always ask Where Is Lewis
When is Lewis podium
But they never ask How is Lewis?

>>149958590
Why is Lewis?

>>149958582
Ahi I think

>>149958583
>everyone wants blame

>>149958579
Jean :)

>>149958582
come on how come you don't know, this one was easy
Prosciutto Crudo (Italian dry-cured ham) – Thin slices of raw cured ham, commonly used in antipasti dishes.

Foie Gras or Pâté – While foie gras is more French, some upscale Italian restaurants incorporate pâté-like elements in gourmet antipasti. This could be a chicken liver pâté (often served with crostini) or a specialty mousse.

Cherry Tomatoes – Fresh and halved, likely for acidity and color.

Asparagus Tips or Zucchini Spears – Lightly cooked or blanched green vegetable spears.

Parsley or Fresh Herb Garnish – Adds freshness to the dish.

The Wine:

Rosé wine – Likely a dry Italian rosé, possibly from regions like Tuscany or Veneto, which pairs well with cured meats and light antipasti.

Dish Type:

This is most likely an Antipasto misto or a modern Gourmet antipasto platter, common in Italian fine dining — a selection of cured meats, vegetables, and pâté, artistically presented.

Let me know if you'd like help identifying the wine or possible regional origins of this dish.

>>149958626
thanks grok

>>149958631
he looks like he could use a cigarette

Just took a giant sprint race at work.

oogo woogochooko podium

ooga booga podium

ooga chaka ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka

I CAN'T STOP THIS FEELING
DEEP INSIDE OF ME

>>149958658
Sorry greecanon, I have you penciled in for another shift on Sunday. You won't mind, right?

Where
Is
The
Piastri
Onboard
Sprint
Qualifying
Pole
Lap
Video
?

>>149958679
I'm gonna take it from here

>mandingo-ass last name
>another lightskin
shiiiiet real niggas ain't ever gon get in F2

Racism? On my spee? I don't think so bucko!

>>149951143
2009 was in fact 16 years ago

emotionless dane

>>149958741
oops

>>149958685
i dont think he expected w11 to get crushed, so hes probably working on another video atm

hungry next

>>149958817
hey edd

>>149958861
would

>look up Edd on Google
>first result is "edd straw weight"
kek

>>149958685
#RIGGED
#NEVER4GET2021
#FIASTRI
#LH44

>>149958861
I'm not actually Edd, I'm Mohammedd bedd Sulayedd.

hello
i will tune in for the race tomorrow
my first race this year

>>149958925
salaam. have this dish instead then

anyone watching cool porsches go vroom?

>>149958953
I'm so sorry

>>149958789
Tbh yes. Alright I shall wait.
>>149958918
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE hahahahah

these porsches arguably sound much better then the F1 vaccum cleaners

>>149958973
got nothing better to do

>>149958953
Makes me think: when was the last time someone from sweden was succesful in F1?
I'll allow all all of the most poular demographics in your country: swedish, somali or muslim

>>149958918
>#FIASTRI
Is this the new cope?

>>149958998
why did you separate somalis from muslims

>>149959022
I figured that's the main type of 'diverse people' they have over there, but then realized I heard of nasty shit from other muslims too

well done retard, learn to turn

feed cut out for bein. did he die?

>>149959056
twice!

>>149958904
this was my first result
i don't live anywhere near california
weird

no new needed until sprint. so close your ovens

crazy how these porsches which in themself are really fast sportscars are 40 seconds a lap slower then F1 cars

>>149959105
nice try fbi

>>149959106
They finished their Monaco race way faster than f1 did

>>149959106
they're actually faster than f1 cars it's just the drivers are pure shit bro

>>149959122
no kidding, they do less laps you dumbass

>>149959130
good morning saar

>>149959134
hey

>>149959132
fewer*

>>149958501
Jesus fucking Christ I want to breed her so goddamned bad.
>and a coworker.

>>149959152
bless you

>>149959152
fuck you

Whattaya guys eating for the Sprint? I'm thinking chicken tikka masala over rice and a capri-sun or two.

>>149959165
is that what a sneeze sounds like in dutch? what a silly language

>>149959173
I'm going to visit my mom and shant be watching the sprint event.

>>149959172
any time :)

>>149959173
I won't be eating anything until chuck gets a top 3 finish this weekend

>>149959198
enjoy starving to death

why is there a corner on this track called poo on, indians?

>Dick Shootin'
Who names their kid that?

>>149959211
because yall crackas are racis i hope yall get raped by nonfrancophone niggers

>>149959230
speak english

>>149959230
i'm on my way to fuck your mother

>>149959237
>>149959242
rape you tomorrow okay goodnight today

>>149959257
you can watch if you want

>>149959230
why cant they be french speaking

>>149959275
cause theyd remind you of charles and then it wouldnt be rape would it
also the french are romantics they can't rape

oh shit a spooky ghost

>>149959173
nothing