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>>149952374 (OP)
CHC: Porter Hodge (shoulder) will begin a minor league rehab assignment at Triple-A Iowa on Saturday
HOU: Brice Matthews is not in the Astros’ starting lineup for Friday night’s battle against the Athletics
LAD: Mookie Betts is not in the Dodgers’ starting lineup for Friday night’s series opener against the Red Sox
KC: Royals activated RHP Hunter Harvey from the 60-day injured list
ARI: Diamondbacks placed OF Alek Thomas on the bereavement list
CIN: Reds placed RHP Scott Barlow on the paternity list, recalled RHP Luis Mey from Triple-A Louisville
NYY: Mark Feinsand of MLB.com reports that the Yankees are acquiring Ryan McMahon from the Rockies
NYM: Mets acquired LHP Gregory Soto from the Orioles in exchange for RHP Cameron Foster and RHP Wellington Aracena

Freddie :)

>>149952405
Bakespie can you just make a nu that isn’t fucking two guys kissing ffs

I need a proper cock in m'ass

CUBKEKEES AMAZEING PROJEKT

Recker ass

>>149952374 (OP)
Reckies

at this point, Cease's value is going to be a catcher worse than maldy...

>>149952451
Why?

juicy catcher ass squatting over my mouth 3 hours a day

finna catch a ball today

>>149952477
askin for it

Is pitchspie going to have a fight at the bat rack?
>>149952409

>>149952486
you're going to catch the big ohtani shot that cuts the Sox lead from 10-2 to 10-3

>>149952486
i hope you catch it with your teeth

>>149952486
>”white” doyers fan sitting on the monster
we are gonna find ya and we are gonna rape ya

>>149952486
nice geoengineered clouds you got there

>>149952504
Recker is asking for it or you are?

>>149952506
metsies only, sorry pitchspie

>>149952511
rude!

>>149952529
beggin for it

anon is being waved around to nu, here comes the throw....

>>149952539
yer outta here!

the diddy reckies

>>149952559
getting ready for the game w/ johann sebastian bach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myGiVpFOuPQ

Diddy reckies in da house tonight

>>149952527
geoengineered rain too!

>>149952548
FUCK YOU MAN, HE WAS SAFE! YOU'VE BEEN OFF ALL THREAD, MAN!!!

Yankees.

Let’s all find white doyerpaco on the monster and rape his ass!!

>>149952486
I hope you're not getting anything from concessions

>>149952603
I sent my boys Murph, Murph, Sully and Paddy to kick his ass.

>>149952614
bro he's gotta eat

>>149952537
jk jk have funt tn, friend :)

Brewers losing…HOLD…HOLD….HOLD…..HOLD….

>>149952588
Chinese acid rain funded by Gates to make California soil infertile by 2033. Enjoy!

>>149952614
doggies gotta eat.
I did bring a sausage and peppers in from outside though

>>149952405
But where is the Naylor news?

>>149952593
Please get past the slump and gape the Phillies today.

Back in my day selling stadium concessions was a fun second job/summer job for high school kids and seniors who the fuck thought it was a real job that needed a union? That’s why you zoomers have no work experience and can’t get hired anywhere, grown adults are camping 15-20 hour a week part time jobs and unionizing them so you can never get hired.

Hopefully they just bring in scabs.

anyone else here a booner?

>>149952647
He failed his physical due to high cholesterol and sickle cell. Deal is off.

>>149952661
We all love Booney!

For a retro cap day, the Nationals really should be wearing an expos hat instead, but they're cowards

>>149952648
I don't like you guys, but I'm in no position to talk. I'll take what I can get. I was watching the Millenium mest video earlier and despite not liking the mest, that team had soul. The black away uniforms go hard. Piazza notwithstanding
>agbayani
>ventura
>zeile
I do not like the mest, but hopefully we don't shit the bed. Thanks.

>>149952668
Our club nutritionists will whip him into shape in short order.

>>149952658
Zoomers need a job they can live on somehow, boomers just need to subsidize their SS, pensions, and alimonies but they are so entitled these jobs need to cater to them just like everything else has their whole life

>>149952719
We have to go back

>>149952658
with AI and cheap foreign labor replacing the other jobs, these are the only jobs these people can get nowadays

>>149952658
This. Back in the day people worked jobs for the fun of it

>>149952750
We need robots NOW.

>25 years at (((american family field)))
that guy that got a crane dropped on him is rolling in his grave

>>149952762
start with umpires

>>149952771
As you wish.

BREW CREW

tasteful chourio dinger

>>149952777
checked

>>149952777
TUD check

>>149952759
I know you’re being sarcastic but that’s literally what it used to be for baseball stadiums. I had season tickets growing up in the 90s and knew all the ushers near my seats and the hot dog vendors by name. They were all old retired guys with pensions and didn’t need the money because the money was shit they literally did it for the love of the game and the ability to live and breathe baseball and those were the only people who could do it because hours are so irregular and people need real jobs to survive. This wasn’t supposed to be a real job.

>>149952746
>remember what they took from you

>>149952808
they should’ve done it for free

Oh piss off marlins, just piss off!

I'm drinking a miller, yet rooting for the fish, you've never met a baseball poster like me before.

>>149952854
I’m drinking cum and rooting for the Brewers

>>149952866
same tbqh

no...NO!!!

no...NO!!!

no…NO!!!

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149952808
>didn’t need the money because the money was shit they literally did it for the love of the game
+ money

broors kek

Marlins are retarded

Rockees on the move

Any McMahon truthers wanna tell me about this guy?

>Colorado actually made a midseason trade
CODE RED
CODE RED

>>149952374 (OP)
>gay porn
God I hate mariner and metsfags

>>149952912
Yeah dude that 8 bucks an hour at 15 hours a week is totally why the 60 year old guy who owned his own house and has a huge pension and retirement account is driving 90 minutes to the stadium each way to work 4 hour shifts selling hot dogs. That 120 bucks a week after tax meant nothing. It was FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME. Union grifters and simps will never understand.

>>149952887
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>>149952900
https://youtu.be/6mEMfxFEaXw

>>149952957
Griffin Herring is actually GOOD too. Kinda feel fleeced.

Yeah, I’m thinking Reddit has better baseball and union discussion

>>149952964
I didn’t say they did it for the money. But they didn’t LITERALLY do it for the love of the game, zoomer-brained boomer.

>>149952960
>kissing is porn
Wtf kind of porn do you watch where that's all they do

I’m a furry and my waifu is Gardevoir. What team should I support?

>>149952964
>That 120 bucks a week after tax meant nothing. It was FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME.
So did they return the money to the team owners or stadium owners?

>>149953001
the shotgun suckstarters

>>149952949
McMahon is competent at 3B, but has struggled to hit outside Coors field. Maybe a change of scenery will help him.

Max Muncys wife is pregnant

>>149953007
>guy will hit better now that he’s outside of coors

that literally has never happened

>>149953041
which one

>>149953041
Even if she wasn't, Muncy will put on the baby weight for his wife anyway

>>149953041
my bad

>>149952949
>LeMahieu
>RyMac
Rockees could become the new Yankletics if we're not too careful.

Fracking lucky douche canoes

>>149953065
>DJLG
>replaced by jazz BBC
Dying out

>>149953043
it's not like he's hitting crazy stats, he could easily hit league average and it'd be an improvement for the Yankees. Their 3B situation was really bad

>>149953067
til what? yankees mathematically eliminated?

>>149953107
.189/.265/.324 away from coors, that’s Peraza-tier. For 18m a year.

attaeye

>tune into Marlins @ Milwaukee
>Brewers at bat
>they have a throwback batting helmet
"Oh that's cool, I thought they were just doing the caps for Hall of Fame weekend. I wonder what the Marlins helmet looks like? Their caps are sick."
>the marlins are wearing their regular batting helmets
I guess it's because it's their away game but damn was I looking forward to an all-teal helmet.

Need someone to fuck my boricua ass here in San Francisco. No trannies.

crapkees lol

attaeye Kyle

we need volpe so bad yall dont even understand

>>149953140
He's a good defender tho

kek broors

MARLINS!!!!!!

brew crew bros... I'm leaving

>>149953041
You guys ever feel a little envious of women because they can give birth? Like creating life and stuff, that's a cool biological function that men just can't do.

Get him out he’s nowhere close

>>149953284
no. it is completely fair. because menstruation.

>>149952823
:(

>>149953186
filename

>>149953143
I don't even like the all-teal look since their winning days were when they wore more black.

>>149953284
No, that shit sounds painful

>>149952823
>>149953328
I did not care for these.

>>149953284
yes. you're not alone

strike 4! stFd

Marlins would be good if they tried. If I was a billionaire I’d buy the Marlins and pump money into them and make them a dynasty and hang out in my south beach apartment next to Messi’s and fuck big booty latinas all day.

>>149952823
>>149953328

still think mlb should let guys wear whichever cut of jersey they want. and whatever headgear (or none) if they want

>>149952964
maybe you and your dad werent retarded over tippers but thats what its all about. doesnt take a lot of suckers letting keep the change to turn that $8/hr into $80.
its always about the money. if he had a fat pension hed have season tickets, dumbass.

>mastrobuoni optioned to tacompton
Unfortunate that it wasn't solano or dmo dfa'd but I guess I get it.

its hotter than ohtani's wife

>>149953387
i agree you used to be able to imagine a bit about a player based on their uniform. Always loved Felix in his baggy uniform, this looks so in character for him >>149953328

>>149953403
not that guy but the usher in my section is rich as fuck. he genuinely enjoys the work and his wife works as one too so their shifts are coordinated

>>149953404
he should try pitching

>>149953417
ushers are different than vendors. they dont really do anything so it attracts a lot of bored retirees

broorpacos..

>>149953419
put him in the bullpen

beating the smallest markets goon squad is like winning the ws for the marlins

His defense isn't great, but blaming Jazz when the whole team is throwing the ball around is kind of bullshit.

>>149953417
Zoomers are so brainwashed they can’t fathom that people actually enjoy some jobs and do it purely for enjoyment. Did you know the officials and spotters at all pro golf tournaments are volunteers? They literally do it for free because they’re retired boomers who love golf so much. My dad did it one year when the tour came to a country club near our house. But I’m sure some union antagonizer will end that and force them to “pay a living wage” for a fun side job and so a bunch of lazy grifters who hate golf can camp out and remove the opportunity for seniors to get out of the house and have some fun.

>>149953470
I guess they want to depend entirely for Aaron Judge for offense.

>>149952658
I wish I could earn a living sellin 'dogs at my teams stadium. Just give me like $80k/yr and I'd be happy.

>>149953410
She's not even hot, Ohtani only married her because she looks like his mom

>>149953486
>meanwhile zoomers go 50k in debt to make 65k at an office job after 500 application submissions and seven rounds of interviews

>>149953489
No, she’s a beard and he married her to deflect from his gay relationship with Ippei that ended in flames and Ohtani, Manfre and the Yakuza bribing Biden’s FBI to jail Ippei to cover it up. Now where are my meds?

>>149952712
twins and rangers should both be in Senators caps too

pretty much, yup

>sneks traded naylor and have entertained getting rid of suarez too
sneks are already calling this year a bust and rebuilding, sorry arizona, 2023 was your only chance in this decade...

>Astros now have 18 players on the IL
I would say things can’t get any worse, but here we are

>>149953541
that is unironically the best part though. besides, what fucking player would want a salary cap?

>>149953557
they won more games in 2024 than 2023, but didn't make the postseason. Sucks to be them I guess

>>149953541
first good take he's ever had

>>149953562
Bros the Space Cowboys aren’t going to have a baseball team at this point

>>149953562
>but here we are
you said it

>>149953541
The fuck? What team is this fag a fan of?

sneks gonna sneak up on ya

Considering Mookie is dying and his diet means he won't ever go back to his old power, what are the odds the Dodgers consider the possibility of trading him by next year?

>>149952712
Nobody remembers the expos anymore.

>>149953606
the cubs

>>149953562
It doesn't matter.

>>149953613
>the Volpe trade is materializing in real-time

>excited to watch the Mets soon
>remember they’re on the road in San Fag and the game doesn’t start until 10:15

The west coast should be illegal.

fuck appletv

>>149953645
You're allowed up past your bedtime just this once :)

west coast chads win without even trying. we can watch your games but you can't watch ours without staying up until 1:00AM

LMAO!!!

>>149953645
Maybe you should move to the best state in the union where baseball always starts on time because the weather is always great.

>>149953658
>>149953660
It’s not about staying up, I usually go to bed between 1-2 am especially on a Friday night. I wanted to go to the bars after the game but now I have to choose between going out Friday night or watching the game. Whole weekend ruined.

>>149953660
kek we stunting on those chumps!

>>149953651
Not if I have to pay for it

>>149953685
Nu Cubs fan here

The World Series will be Cubs vs Brewers

My Charlie Kirkies!

My Angels are officially sellers. Thank God. Who needs Jansen, who needs Ward?

all this countries problems spawn east of the rockies.

we need a new league that only allows teams that have a mountain with at least 10,000ft in elevation

Marlins!

what team does candace owens support

>>149953637
Wow of course he's a FIB and a cubs fan (aka closeted penis puffer)

>>149953706
the chicago toids

>>149953731
>surrounded by Indians
some men are born chuds, others are molded

Why does Charlie Kirkie run for mayor of Boystown?

>no dookie butts
we got a chance!

>>149953718
Give Taylor Ward to my Padres

your toronto bluejays are finishing the day top of the league

Reminder that the Blue Jays will have the best record in the MLB if they beat the Tigers tonight.

>>149953718
White Sox should trade for moncada

Marlins win against brewers! Lets see if we can get them again tomorrow.

>>149953780
>>149953771
regression to the mean soon

Don't just assume you'll beat the Tigers twice in a row

>>149953771
All the MLB not just the American league.

>fumble routine outfield play to allow two extra runs
>watches the final strike with men on base to end the game
Blake Perkins needs to be sent to The Hague for his crimes against baseball

Rooting for the Yankees rn, I feel sick.

Yankees better not yankee this weekend...

>>149953791
Haters have been saying that for like 2 months now. They just keep winning.

>Volpe bobblehead night
Nobody wants that shit

don't be so sure about that

>teams are wearing honorary hats this weekend to celebrate the hall of fame ceremony on Sunday
My goat Wags is finally going to the hall on Sunday

>>149953622
>>149953637
Ewwwww fuck this faggot we don’t claim him

>>149953810
theyre all going straight into the nyc sewer system fatbergs

Just bought another house in sister bay lmao

Why did the Yankees bother to get some loser from Colorado? Is he the missing piece to be a World Series contender? Would they have defeated Toronto with him in the lineup?

>>149953816
Hall of fame hats, many of which are throwbacks

ITFDB

my fatty bergies!

>>149953844
>Guards are too afraid to use the chief so they just ripoff the Cincinnati logo

>>149953838
Door County? Comfy little town good for you

#ITFDB presented by Toyo Tires.

>>149953844
I see the cowards didn’t bring out the retro Chief Wahoo for the Indians.

>>149953847
>>149953844
>>149953841
>>149953838
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>>149953816
>>149953814
>>149953810
>>149953809
Brewers lost today.

Nice strike out ohtani.

Chadres time!

>>149953771
>>149953780
>>149953791
>>149953792
>>149953794
September blue jays will undo all of this. Many such cases.

>>149953844
cool birbs

>>149953858
Congrats you beat our absolute shittiest possible lineup

Apple TV sucks but the Apple Music widget identifying everyone’s walkup songs is a good feature.

>>149953844
>Marlins going with the Throwback Hat
Love it. We need more Throwback days.

>Gambletani
KEK

striking out ohtani is unironically like winning the world series to red sox fans

>>149953637
>cubes

Belli blast!

All sit!

Philthies kek

>>149953685
What a faggot

Yes let’s go Yankees! Beat dem Phils! Fuck up Taiwan its rightful Chinese clay.

>>149953890
you seem mad
deep breaths doyer sister ok?

>>149953780
>>149953794
>the MLB

Dodgers assembled the most expensive, elite pitching staff of all time before the season started and "Emmet Sheehan" is out there pitching for them

>>149953890
;_;

sneedhan on the hill!

>>149953914
>Dodgers assembled the most expensive, elite pitching staff of all time before the season started and "Emmet Sheehan" is out there pitching for them
leadoff walk is 5D chess strategy boston minds cannot comprehend

Clutch 10 pitch walk

sheehansisters....

Boone already chimping out.

double rainbow kino all the way

I knew this girl named Katie Sheehan in school she had huge tits and let me feel her up in 7th grade at a kids birthday party. Shit was so cash

so this is the yankees defense I've been hearing about

more like motor shitty

right on cue

KEK STANKEES

Patient Redsox hitters mindfucking Sheehan

Go Sneks

>>149953964
nice

>20 pitches, only one out
Bullpen game inbound

sheehan getting squeezed

Masterful gambit, Roberts

chuds getting btfo at fenway today

Why are the dodgers wearing the old Boston Trolley Dodgers throwbacks in Boston? That’s gotta be bad luck no?

>>149953994
>2025
>BLM

Yelling at the ump in the first inning just makes him more spiteful. When will you learn, Boone?

>>149953994
this is everything

im not crying your crying

someone peeling potatoes?

>>149954019
boones about to go postal

For this weekend only we are all Red Sox fans. BEAT LA. Also fuck Aramark for sure. Fenway workers deserve better food.

Holy shit do you see how fucking hot it is there? Emmett is sweating his ass off.

Wait, do Stinkees fans really think the McMahon trade was good?

>>149953994
powerful.....

It would be nice to get Sheehan some run support after he got out of that jam.

>>149954046
>work in concession stand
>think you deserve anything more than minimum wage

>benches clearing in Gay Louis
Berds are a bunch of babies, the game JUST started

>mike shit ordering a hit on his former club
top 10 anime betrayals

Taiwan is kill. The CCP has won.

meme game in gape louis

ITFCB

>>149954076

>On-field Delay.

>>149954076
Was there an actual fight with punches or is it just that gay nu shit where everyone runs onto the field and lightly pushes each other around?

>>149954095
Pivetta accidentally hits the guy, and the guy starts staring at Pivetta over it. He responds going "what are you looking at me for?" and the benches cleared for some reason over that

>bobblehead night for a guy hitting .214 with 12 errors at SS

oh how the Yankees have fallen

>>149954095
Latter

Wow dis kid Volpe gunna be da next Jeetuh

Why are there two ladies in the dodgers booth calling the game?

ITFCB!

Philthies kek

>>149954109
NOBAHDY EVAH GONNA BE UH JETUH UHGAIN NEXT CALLUH

>>149954123
because its twenty twenty five

Here’s the mink man

>>149954143
Yeah not 2020 we don't do this shit anymore

Ohhhh you dirt bag! Reaaaaal classy!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BOGEY????

Boston might sweep the Yankees again for the Seinfeld Bobblehead Night. It's so over.

berds lead

EGGMAN

eggman :)

EGGMAN

Nice small ball Eggman!

EGGMAN BLOOPER

Baskin Roberts trust fund team KEK

More like rotten eggman

Pissetta clearly started the shit with Contreras

OPEN YOUR EYES KIM

It’s time to get going Tucker

it's him

My berds are wearing the Lou jerseys tonight

jays bros... our team is shit again

>>149954195
based retards

>birdsong demoted
>roupp ded
get ready to say goodbye to (you)r favorite mediocre starting pitcher because the jints are about to overpay for them

What were they thinking with this design

no...NO!!!

>>149954208
kino

no...NO!!!

What a huge inning from Sheehan to get his pitch count back under control

Mikolas looking good for the first time in a while. Dare I say... are we back?

>>149954208
What is "Lansdowne Street," Alex?

attaboy sheehan

Will Arte please finally let Perry sell.

>>149954195
So fucking gay. Especially the bullpen fags laughing as they run out knowing it’s all performative and nobody has any intention of actually fighting.

NO SOXIES NO!!!

>>149954079
south korea is next

prince fielder just suffered cardiac arrest at the alumni hr derby

I think the DOYERS should start this weekend series off with a win!

>>149954173
kek, it’s kino!

Elias Diaz is trying to make sure they choose him over Maldy to stick around

>>149954237
that was just a sideways bratwurst. it passed

>>149954208
You should have seen some of it's contemporary ballpark. Tame by comparison.

>>149954239
I think your stupid shark girl should be turned into chum

>>149954228
Yes, see
>>149953718

Umbros we must kneel

>>149954246
Bring back the Polo Grounds. Baseball is meant to be played in parks that are 250 ft to the poles and 500 ft to center.

>AI by Google Cloud measures how well home plate tappers do

uh that's just regular statistics, i thought AI was supposed to be a game changer

I’m so pissed

Gawd I need recka zz

singletani

singletani

my assy reckies!

Singletani

>>149954273
welcome back reckERG

singletani

that was way off the plate too lmao
gigachad shit

At the end of the day it’s just sports. Cubs may not win the division but there are bigger more important things

>>149954273
reckERG on the hunt for recka zz tho

Who or what is reckERG?

IM GONNA KILL MYSELF!!

>>149954301
reckERG coded post

>ohtani slides for no reason
kek

How did the Friars not bring a run home?

>hit and run
>succeeds
>ohtani slides into second and doesn’t make it to third
kek

>>149952374 (OP)
WTF is this real?

bam bam barger does it again

freddie loads the bases :)

>>149954303
Well this just raises more questions

I don't trust Teo to avoid the GIDP

THE BASES ARE JUICED!

>>149954319
more than you may know

>>149954325
;)

SOXXX

look at how fucking sweaty they are lmao

Teo will GIDP

cubs getting gaped by the white sox already, lmao

he's already falling apart

YEO Salami incoming

no tauchman NO!!!

Fuck his azz boh

EZZZZ

top o' the pack

>>149954273
>>149954289
What’s “recka zz”, precious? What’s “recka zz”?

Fuck his azz boh

THE COPS OR THE DEALERS
WHO'S GOT THE JUICE???

Prince Fielder smashing back to back dingers at the Brewers alumni home run derby

>>149954336
Charlie Kirk curse. It’s so over for dem cubbie bears.

Even if the Dodgers don't convert the run, this was the inning we needed to help Sheehan

Love me some more fielding errors against my Jays

Based Javy

teo walks a run in :)
one of the better ABs he's had recently

SHIIIIIET

come on Sox, what are you doing????

runtani

>>149954367
cope his arm is gassed.

>female announcer
Hello mute button my old friend

That Dunkie Muncy

great at-bat

Boston in charge of pitching

>>149954362
the brewers had soul back in the day but now they just cheat, what a shame

>>149954362
just a reminder: he retired at 32; Ohtani is 30...

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149954390
Yeah, good stuff from Teo.

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149954406
Teo means uncle in spanish

>>149954417
ackually its tio

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149954362
>still gets beat by Corey Hart
KWAB

>Bombston
My Doggies put up 3 playing smallball.

sacfly :)

small ballin' these chumps

>>149954375
based fruit bro

where’s fruitspie?

>>149954394
rent free

These games are boring. When do my Mets play?

my teamie chumpies :(

freddie wtf

>>149954428
He can hit bombs?

well then

stealing home is soulful, i don't even care he got caught

Lol Freddie wtf was that decision

Aw yiss cubs Sox crosstown classic let’s goooo. Howie Doin bros

Fretardy Freeman

Hi guys. It’s hot where I am.

never go full retard

>>149954417
hey that's my line

>>149954459
WHAT WAS HE THINKING?

Beginning of a long winning streak for the Dodgers.

>>149954472
No I invented that bit

>>149954430
and now they're sinking (subsidence) because they're sucking the aquifers dry. It'll take a century for them to return to "normal" assuming they stopped completely. Farmers are faggots!!!! a lot of these assholes ship their stuff overseas as well.

>dombrowski goes for LE BIG GUYS
I'm so tired of hearing about this

as a cubs fan...ugh..nevermind....

Once again, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT BOGEY????

>>149954480
LIAR

what’s the point…

>>149954494
I have the documents to prove it, thief.

just end my pain...

Recka zz tho

>>149954491
How many more year of this you guys signed up for? 8? Good luck with that.

gagashka..,

Time for a c….forget it…

>>149954472
You and this silly dog...

>>149954494
>>149954505
Fuck both of you frauds wtf

>>149954486
Cubbies seem to be pretty mediocre lately

Imanaga is getting stomped on

>>149954520
>>149954494
>>149954472

This meme sucks. Post frogs instead.

ugh...

>>149954466
That’s right brother
>rapes you

SOXXXXXX

Shota can’t pitch on 4 days rest. The announcer understands it, do you, Jed?

stop fucking around, sheehan

Any other Chicago bros? Or are you guys all suburbfags

>>149954478
doggie doos kek!

>they scored a run
no...

I yield...

>replay of benches clearing
>some gay louis player tried to kiss a padres player
what the hell is going on in berd country?

>>149954563
I’m in Bridgeport. You wanna meet up?

hyseong kim deadass needs to be sent down to AAA to develop. bro has had some horrible ab's recently

walk the FU...gh...

>>149954572
Not really no lol

Boston is right back in. It's a ball game!

alex bregberg is a dirty cheater

The lord giveth…

>>149954478
Doggie dookie doos kek!!!

>>149954567
at train crossings? yeah, you should

>>149954582
I’m a girl tho

>>149954478
last I checked, Red Sox are a +.500 team

brujan, get ready to le...i dont even care anymroe...

>>149954566
that borderline-ginger pitcher is so predictable, all of his balls are the fucking same

Cmon Sheehan

>>149954594
That’s alright my penis doesn’t work

Ok actually turning this off is this is insane. Gg Sox my ass hurts…

the padres are all pedophiles like their namesake

WHITE SOX BASEBALL

Fund em!

>>149954579
>develop

He’s a fully developed foreign player and 26 years old not a prospect he just isn’t very good. There’s no development left, he’s just a glove and speed guy you overpaid for to get Korean advertising bux.

>>149954611
why is his tongue split you fucking freak?

>>149954611
lmao i love family goy. have an upvote

berds eatin

Where are my Jays' deadline moves at?

>>149954606
im a girl btw...

>>149954604
Diabeseity a fuckin BITCH

I'm blaming Bogey for today's loss

>You can check out Nicky Kass on Instagram
No thank you that’s fine

I'm a fem cubs fan tho

based springer

SCHWARBIE

>>149954618
fundies are demonic

>>149954642
This is my new favorite meme since 2011!

i'm usually 100% on board with the jays but letting detroit get the first run, giving them false hope, is kinda shitty desu

>>149954633
Oh, I’m not obese I’m just afraid of women

>>149954600
You know a lot about balls don't you

>>149954646
what ever happened to that jomboy who said kys?

Is Vlad officially back?

>>149954611
kek Roberts crams

This team is so weird. Feel they should sell, how do you no hit the Cardinals and still let them have a run. 5 Hits and no runs. Seriously.......

Jays keep piling on

HOLY FUCKING BASED

Chas McCormmick can stay down in TripleA, Tremmel is a much better CF

>>149954661
Did he unretire? Or are you talking about his son Vladdy?

No need for homers when you can simply hit doubles every at bat

HOLY FUCKING BASED

sigh

Oh man I hope da cubs stop sucking bawls

>>149954664
Kek, it's kino!

>>149954660
Nothing. jomb himself came out with a statement saying they aren’t going to do anything since it was on his personal stream and he’s a nice kid who just grew up playing video games. Redditors thought since MLB bought into Jomboy they’d make him fire the kid but MLB doesn’t give a fuck either.

great Springer AB
the real MVP

>>149954672
Chaz needs to lose some weight

>>149954689
you really have to stop

>>149954679
it's better this way, you can feel the other team being overwhelmed by just giving up so much contact.

I blame /vt/ for making /tv/ feel like it had a place in /mlb/

>>149954696
Cram it fundie!

The Sox girl is cuter than the cubs girl Feelsbadman

>>149954696
Cram it fundie!

f***ing white sox $*@)*!# piece of s$&!)*@$ that was right there you filth N*%&!))!!

>>149954707
Cubspie?? She's here????

>>149954707
Cubs “girl” you mean. All cubgirls and cubbiemaids are male.

>>149954721
I meant the girl on the broadcast

classless piece of SHYTE

i thought detoilet was supposed to be good this year?

>>149954735
Why because they have one good starter? Name three guys in their lineup without googling.

>>149954735
they're 1-10 in their last 11 games.

>>149954749
but enough about the doyers

Can I get uhhh...

>>149954735
Looks like the perfect example of peaking too early

>Banda warming up
KEK DOGGIES

UMPBALL FUCKERS

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>>149954611
Rockin'

>>149954782
thank you

new
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>>149954794
we're all in here

>>149954722
I was talking about the on-field reporter. I think the Sox girl is cuter than the cubs girl. But it’s hard to say

>>149954696
Cram it fundie!

>can’t even get a sac
Fucking washed bum