Thread 150068170

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>>150065859

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
203

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
214 (213 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 266 (+25)
NOR: 250 (+18)
VER: 185 (+12)
RUS: 157 (+10)
LEC: 139 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 516 (+43)
Ferrari: 248 (+21)
Mercedes: 220 (+10)
Red Bull RBPT: 192 (+12)
Williams Mercedes: 62 (+8)

>2025 WEC Standings
NOR: 752.52 (+91.91)
LAW: 733.79 (+16.60)
HAM: 732.71 (+42.13)

>News:
Qualifying: Charles Leclerc (1:15.372), Oscar Piastri (+0.026), Lando Norris (+0.041)
RUS ALO STR BOR VER LAW HAD
Leclerc claims shock pole position in Hungary
‘I’m useless’ – Hamilton says Ferrari ‘probably need to change driver’
Red Bull's lack of pace 'a mystery' – Verstappen
Norris' openness used against him - Sainz
Oscar Piastri shocked by Ferrari pole as he blames wind direction for "terrible" qualifying
Aston Martin’s Hungary qualifying performance down to “track characteristics” - Alonso
I didn't know Hungarian GP was going to be this hard – Verstappen
Antonelli calls Q2 elimination ‘very annoying’ after regaining confidence in car

>No big Hungarian milkers
Disappointed.

gimi

who watching Rally2 here?

>>150068189
We can't have those here in the yookay

What you:
>playing tonight?
>listening to tonight?
>reading tonight?
>eating tonight?
>drinking tonight?
>wikipedia rabbit holing tonight?

So what was Elkann thinking when he bought that washed up fraud?

For me, Hamilton is losing something. His terrible performances now make you realise just how protected he was in the Merc era with a crazy horsepower advantage, lack of competition and overall weak field.

Beating Vettel was a worthy achievement, but a washed up Räikkonen and submissive Bottas? It is nothing compared to today's field with Verstappen, Leclerc, Russell etc.

It is sad for me, because in my younger years I truly believed and fought for the idea that Lewis was the best ever, but it is clear this is not the case, because the best driver in F1 history (whoever it may be) does not perform like this.

I hate to say it.
But I think Mercedes need to look at someone else for the second seat.
If they have a car capable of winning the championship they need a driver capable of scoring points.
I wonder how the Italian media feel about Antonelli, I know Ferrari probably take priority but they must have a few sentences about Antonelli.

Lando Norris should teach a winning mindset.

how did mclarens mysteriously lose so much pace in q3?

>>150068234
Ups sorry wrong pic

Already a thread.

>>150061453
>>150061453
>>150061453

o11ie

>>150068240
Yeah I agree, Sir Lewis Hamilton isn't built for Twinkmula 1.

the buck is broken

>>150068232
>playing tonight?
I haven’t played a video game since Elden Ring
>listening to tonight?
daft punk
>reading tonight?
/f1/
>eating tonight?
Stir fry
>drinking tonight?
Leffe
>wikipedia rabbit holing tonight?
Tia Carrere’s Wikipedia page after that French anon mentioned relic hunter in the last thread

>>150068253
A combination of a cooling circuit and unexpected wind speeds.
It seems the Mclaren does have a weakness, I observed it in Canada but I wrote it off as an outlier.
I can see them struggling in COTA and Brazil.

edd?

>>150068243
Antonelli could simply go to Ferrari to replace Hamilton. Would definitely be an improvement for all parties involved.

>Hamilton posts on social media that he stands with Palestine
>his performance suddenly tanks
>weird brake lock ups, setups not working, out in Q1 all the time
>...
>He is the eldest son of Alain Elkann, a New York-born journalist and writer of French-Jewish origin (the Elkann surname comes from Montbéliard in France where his paternal grandfather was from) and Italian-Jewish background

>>150068170 (OP)
should have gone for this

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>150068310
Might as well go for that one any other day.
When was the last time Sharl understood anything?

>>150068232
nothing
maybe radio
Rivers of Gold
don't know yet
local beer + cachaça
something arabic maybe

being real, how did chuck do it?

>>150068232
>playing with muh dick
>white noise from my laptop
>hentai
>quesadillas (maybe)
>water
>nothing

>>150068170 (OP)
>‘I’m useless’ – Hamilton says Ferrari ‘probably need to change driver’
He needs to go home, stare at his world championship trophies and really get back into feeling like Lewis Hamilton

>>150068369
Steadily increased his pace in each qualifying session by 1 or 2 tenths while everyone else went backwards in Q3 as the track conditions changed

>>150068369
He drove to the lap time the car was capable of and benefitted from the mistakes of Mclaren.

>>150068391
>feeling like Lewis Hamilton
how does that feel like?

>>150068232
Watched the F2 and quali in a lovely pub in Budapest, even had a chinwag with some Dutch lads

Now out for dinner and getting tanked up in some ruin bars

>>150068369
see
>>150068310

>>150068243
I hate that rookies are not allowed to be rookies anymore. This goes for every sport mind you.

>>150068407
complete and utter shit

>>150068232
>playing tonight?
expedition: rome
>listening to tonight?
asmr
>reading tonight?
12th century reneissance
>eating tonight?
home made curry chicken
>drinking tonight?
lidl energy drinks
>wikipedia rabbit holing tonight?
12th century reneissance -> machine power/ arab-europe influence?

For me, Hamilton is losing something. His terrible performances now make you realise just how protected he was in the Merc era with a crazy horsepower advantage, lack of competition and overall weak field.

Beating Vettel was a worthy achievement, but a washed up Räikkönen and submissive Bottas? It is nothing compared to today's field with Verstappen, Leclerc, Russell etc.

It is sad for me, because in my younger years I truly believed and fought for the idea that Lewis was the best ever, but it is clear this is not the case, because the best driver in F1 history (whoever it may be) does not perform like this.

>It's announced Hamilton's input into car developments have finally started being put on the car
>Ferrari end up on pole
Really makes you think. He was easily worth the $100m if he's getting them wins/podiums.

>>150068391
You literally copied this from that ridiculous reddit thread, anon.
Still funny, just not original.

>>150068240
>>150068445
for ocon's convenience

>>150068445
You posted this already, brainlet.

>>150068461
>>150068460
I made a typo.

>>150068232
>playing tonight?
I wanna play Helldivers II but it's probably going to be my comfy minecraft server
>listening to tonight?
Sunday Scaries - Dance No More
>reading tonight?
4chin
>eating tonight?
Homemade pizza
>drinking tonight?
Water, maybe some leftover champagne
>wikipedia rabbit holing tonight?
Clean drinking water in the medieval times

>>150068468
So what? Are you autistic or something?

gimi

mclaren has the easiest win tomorrow if they just split strategies and let one driver (the one on P2) overcut chuck with a pitstop.

glad to see lecuck anally GAPED the mclaren twinks. unfortunately he will get swiftly cucked from pole and will not win the race

>>150068477
>Clean drinking water in the medieval times
Didn’t the European peasantry from like 5th century - 18th century basically all drink a weak form of booze? Even the kids.
Safer than water.

Just did it 3 times in a row in celebration of Chuck getting pole.

>>150068499
>overcut
That's what caused all the issues last year. Undercut is considerably faster and since there's no overtaking all you need to do is manage the tyres so they last the distance.

>>150068480
I'm a fan of Hamilton, not Verstappen. I chase perfection, not gold-digging hags.

>it was put to Hamilton that his “useless” self-assessment cannot be the case, given his incredible F1 record, but the Briton replied: “It clearly is. I drove terribly. It is what it is.”

How many excuses are they gonna make for him?
Dude was the best, but he got old and got slower.
Happens to everyone.

>>150068518
No, that's bullshit.
Especially because you literally need water to make booze.

>>150068537
>Dude was the best

He wasn't even the best driver at Mercedes

>>150068537
that font is an abomination

>>150068518
We had wine in schools until 1956
When they replaced it with milk, some parents were so outraged they would make their kids drink before going to school

>>150068369
turn off mind, turn on /superfast/
mclels choking didn't hurt either

what went wrong?

>have a kid
>everything went to shit

>>150068566
Come on, anon. The words "SAYS", "TO" and "EXIT" look pretty passable.

>>150068584
#drained

>>150068582
That "Hamilton" font. And putting a part of the quote over his fake hair. And badly photoshopping that yellow helmet.

>>150068582
Today he decided it's finished

>>150068577
>"Don't waste it"
>stays at Ferrari anyway
He really is a bit slow in the head, isn't he?

>>150068584
kwab

>>150068582
didn't retire in 2021

Sneef af

>>150068601
staying there forever is actually based but people won't admit that before the 2040s

>>150068232
>F1 25
>my inner demons
>shitposts on /f1/
>banana slices and pineapple chunks with quark
>ice tea
>age of consent laws around the world

HAM status?

>>150068232
>playing tonight?
Rimworld
>listening to tonight?
Been listening to a lot of trance latley.
>reading tonight?
4chan
>eating tonight?
Grilling Italian sausage on the grill with some potato salad on the side
>drinking tonight?
Ginger Ale or Dr.Pepper.
>wikipedia rabbit holing tonight?
I dont know but yesterday i had a random one going through the history of the Kings of Poland till the PLC's collapse.

>>150068694
blessing the rains down in africa

>>150068582
No talent.

Say hello to my wife

>>150068522
Did what?

>>150068551
Do not act like he wasn't the best at one point.
2016 was a lot of luck from Rossburg.
But ya tye unstoppable Merc engine inflated his stats far behind what was normal.
I hate u self-aware retards here

>>150068733
she's not your wife

>>150068763
smug

>>150068809
me cooming to 15 different jp fansly whores

>>150068582
He got buck broken by Verstappen. Was never the same since then. Love to see it. His masterpiece was a pile of shit, I guess.

>>150068809
>bitch walks in front of the screens for social media clout

I would Jerez 1997 her with my fist

>>150067912
The thumbnail made me think it was an upside down Jordan car

>>150068809
no way a tiktok brain can process all that information at once

What happened here?

>just bought a 60% keyboard for the first time because it had better switches than the 100% keyboard and are absolutely hating the challenge only a few hours in
>already want to return it and grab a 100% with regular gateron reds or something and sacrifice the gateron g pro reds or find something from keychron so I can use extra media keys like on logitech keyboards
F1 cars for this feel?

>>150067716
>>150067704
there's the indofag, irmao

>>150068093
those flat floppers are absolutely not giant tits m8

>>150068694
being fellated ITT by Kumar, the "finn" schizo and assorted VPN faggots

>>150068878
slipped again

>>150068551
New cope unlocked
>he's just old now, he used to be the best in his prime

>>150068880
Brawn GP not having KERS

>>150068880
Vettel's first test with Ferrari

yes, lewis hamilton, lando norris and oscar piastri are utter fucking shit

>>150068825
Based.
I recommend Rikako Katayama (niece of Ukyo Katayama who raced in F1 in the 90s

>>150068780
>Rossburg

Imagine if Speed hit the luddy with one of the drivers :SKULL:

>>150068232
idk probably re-volt
yngwie malmsteen
mushoku tensei
i ate 2 bell peppers with ground meat and tomato sauce
choccy milk
nothing

>>150068880
Alonso's second stint with McLaren

>>150068809
me monitoring 15 different /f1/ threads.

genuinely how do you get humbled this much by a ferrari tractor while driving a cheatlaren rocketship?

>>150068938
I only fap to trans nowadays.

>>150068234
>>150068254
seems like he has a thing or two for gay men. Really grinds my gears

>>150068582
>Yeah, I'm useless. Absolutely useless.
This has been known from the beginning of your F1 career, Mr. Shamilton.

>>150068809
>the virgin monitoorer
vs
>the chad snooze watcher

>>150068582
Mercedes stopped putting him in cars that are twice as fast as everybody else's.

>>150068232
Creature Get
death metal
all american ads of the 50s, by Taschen
1kg shawarma
Coca Cola
age of consent in the world

edd

>ATTENTION
Norris exposed by He
>ATTENTION
Norris exposed by He

>>150068537
Half a season in with Ferrari and the man already got completely mindbroken, is Ferrari that bad or is he that whiny?

>multiple thread long hamilton seethe
>look inside
>it's because he qualified 0.15 slower than his teammate in q1
real schizo hours

>>150069040
his ego was wrongfully inflated by driving illegal cars his entire career
he just got his taste of reality

>>150068974
Sounds like a skill issue :^)

>>150069060
It's because his teammate got pole then he decided to open his mouth and say too much information to the media.

>>150069060
hamilton is utter fucking shit bro

>>150068369
Power of love and friendship

>>150068988
>88
simply lovely

Leclerc admitted his pole was a fluke, so Hamilton's performance isn't that bad.

>>150069075
He has only ever been disqualified for having an illegal car about 3 times all in recent years.

>>150069092
this

>>150069086
but he's always depressed and wears his heart on his sleeve like this when he does bad, how is now any diferent?

>>150069039
what am I looking at here?

don't let this hamilton humiliation ritual take away your attention from the 2nd biggest KWAB of the day

Rain tomorrow but just slight drizzle so not wet tracks
Shitters will spin out tho

>>150069132
they should red flag just to be safe

>>150068369
Used boost and nitro

>>150069039
>>150069124
Albon’s girlfriend has “accidentally” liked an IG story by one of those crazy wag posting accounts that speculates on why Lando isn’t dating the girl they want him to be dating

>>150068369
He realized he can push the gas pedal further

evening lads

>>150068369
the cheatlaren drivers are so shit that a minor change in wind speed slowed them down by a second
total frauds

>>150069150
who do they want him to be dating

>>150069111
just proves hungaranons point

>>150069150
But his is dating Magui though, isn't he?

>>150068763
The look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged.
Charles Leclerc is known to be THE most hung guy in motorsports, possibly one of the biggest in the world. His cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantuan thickness that would rival Shane Diesel and Shorty Mac. I'm estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. He would have absolutely destroyed that loli's pussy.
They would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. I can just imagine her begging for it, with Chuck barely able to force it past the knob, and the loli moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. She would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix. The orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Charles' throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria.
I bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

>>150069039
Why is she talking like a basketball kid?

>>150069180
It's a PR relationship.

>>150069039
>>150069150
Also the fact that wagposting accounts appear on Lily HE’s For You Page (FYP) means she must spend a lot of time browsing and engaging with wag and “shipping” content
The algorithm knows she likes it so gives her more

>>150069187
Based post.

Why do the broadcast always says "Partner"
Is none of them Married?

>>150069150
but lando porris is a well known homosexual

>>150068369
Sacrificing Hamilton, I've seen the script

>>150069174
Eunbi

>>150069205
homos use this term and so do f1 drivers because most of them are fags

>>150069209
Incorrect.

>>150069224
you are a faggot too indog

>>150069220
Why are all of their partners female then?

>>150069239
beards

>>150069105
ah so the real pace of that car is 12th-15th, but Leclerc accidentally got a pole position
cute

oscar, a modern white australian man, says lily is his partner

>>150069092
HWAB

>>150069224
Fun Fact: She and Magui belong to the same agency

>>150069130
but really, why does he look like a nafri?

>>150069205
"Married" is a racist, anti-womanhood term in the west
they've banned it

>>150069273
his dog ass looking mother cheated with an arab
also he popped this piece of shit out after her eggs dried, this is why pando nowins is such a total failure

title fight status?

I think the actual reason is that some wymyn find the term "girlfriend" infantilising, Most don't, but the ones that do are loudmouths that make sure their voices get heard

>>150068422
That’s because the pipeline from youth to professional sports is becoming increasingly efficient each year, producing “rookies” who are more skilled than those from a generation ago, naturally raising expectations.

digits and bin russel crashes into nowins tomorrow

>>150069311
mashaallah brother glorious digits

>>150069287
Bro has 8 wins and you're still calling him nowins.

>>150069328
not a single one of them are legal or was on merit though

>>150069303
'girlfriend' is a stupid word but 'partner' is perhaps equally inadequate
mental that English still doesn't have a decent word to describe the most common relationship in the world, even after all these centuries

>>150069303
>actual reason
it's woke faggotry yes

>when the language itself gives you a hint
get fucking married or fuck off

what the fuck is situationship that's even more retared

>>150069334
Cope

>>150069365
woke word for Adultery

>>150068245
Norris got shat on by Sainz bro

>>150069372
fuck off pedo

bort:
>“he’s doing his race and i’m doing mine. obviously, with a lot of respect, we’ve been joking around on the simulator, and here in budapest, doing little races against each other. maybe now it’s really happening, and tomorrow we’ll replicate that, so it’s going to be fun. i’m really happy to be able to start side by side with him.”

>>150069380
Mine has a different filename so that's not me, I saved it because I think it's funny.

>>150069380
Images can in fact be reposted by different people

>>150069384
about max?

maggs

>>150069384
the "he" is of course amx

>>150069404
yes, despite the smear campaign by br*tish media, apparently Max is very cool with rookies

narb a shit

anyways your script for tomorrow
>ps3 overtakes lecuck at the start
>cruises away by 8-10 seconds in 5 laps
>meanwhile nowins drops 1 positons at the start
>does and epic™ recovery drive™ to P2 by overtaking 1 second/lap slower cars in 20 laps
>after he gets to P2 he will slowly close the gap to Piastri who is only using 5 cylinders at that point and slowly falling asleep
>crofty strokes his micropenis to nowins catching ps3
>nowins almost crashes 5 times while pushing
>ps3 wins anyways, both cheatlarens are 30 seconds ahead of p3

saved you 2 miserable hours

>>150069307
I also think the "now now now" way people consume things these days also hurts. People have no interest in letting somebody figure things out over a year.

>>150069458
I hate how accurate this is.

Fuck one season where Ferrari is genuinely competitive would be nice.

>>150069417
i know, it's funny that people always view as an asshole since the media portrays him that way frequently, but everyone who personally interacts with max says he's a great dude

>>150069519
They were competitive in 2022 and 2024.

>>150069458
i'll watch regardless since i have nothing better to do

>>150069523
People hate because he is genuinely the best out there and an all time great.

imagine a title fight between mclarens but max and chuck are the drivers

>>150069458
>Stroll takes out Russel and Norris into T1
>Red Flag
>everybody restarts on hards
>no overtakes because it's Hungary in 2025

>>150069519
>ynr the opening 3 races of the 2022 season

>>150069608
>drs games between max and chuck
was kino

>>150069523
max is nice to medshitters because he knows they're not and never will be a threat to him

>>150068243
>jorj got too late merc seat
>narg got too early
the absolute state of toto

>>150069635
I’m convinced Chuck is the only driver who knows how to race wheel-to-wheel with AMX
Austria 2022 and Vegas 2023 the other examples when he divebombed Max when he didn’t expect it

>>150069608
They have pockets of being decent but the clown strategy and random quality each race kills me.

This weekend qualifying aside I have a gut feel will be a shit show

>>150069700
Oscar knows how to race with him too.

>>150068537
utterly mindcucked little more than midway through 1 season

>>150069458
I can't refute this.

>>150069519
Just gotta wait for next season... The rules reset...

>>150069700
max and chuck race eachother so well, they are destined to be rivals

>mfw just watched quali highlights
>mfw again reading "Hamilton says Ferrari ‘probably need to change driver’

>>150069857
Charles needs to grow up and leave Ferrari. He'd have a better chance at the wdc in another team.x

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

Funniest thing about shamilton going out is that he called Chuck "the second car" bro thinks hes the Number one driver.

I know nothing about F1. Which team should I support?
Anyone wanna drop the quick rundown on them?

>>150069945
Mercedes or McLaren
>rundown
You don't need it.

>>150069224
Norris is as straight as Ralf

The seat, Max.

>>150069945
Alpine, no need to thank me

>>150069888
id love to see him challenge in a ferrari, but yeah he should leave if it'll bring him closer to wdc

>>150068445
Hamilton is complete and utter shit

>>150069898
When did he say that

watching /f1/ makes me devolve

Unless my memory is faulty it's been a while since we've had a good, cinematic, multi-car crash in a race. I wonder if tomorrow is the day.

>>150069945
Mclaren if you're an absolute plastic that only cares about winning.

>>150070043
why would anything ever happen

>>150069888
>>150070000
chuck should never leave ferrari, he'd lose 99% of his identity

>>150069700
that's because they fuck
with their penis

>>150070085
wouldnt you prefer him to drive for a different team if it meant winning wdc

I only see chuck leaving ferrari and go full alesi
>benetton
>sauber
>prost

>>150070120
no he wouldn't be lecuck then
chuck gives soulful wins and soulful losses

>Kumar scat thread
dead "general"

>>150070125
If he gets a yellow wife too, it'd be kino.

If you ever trespass on /heem/ territory again, I’ll heem you worse than Ayrton Senna was

>>150070144
i see your point, i can respect that

Why is Ferrari keeping my main man Lewis Hamilton down?

>>150070307
antisemetic correction

this WILL be shartmilton tomorrow

>>150070412
people actually liked ricciardo

>>150070412
Truly, post 2021 hs been a perfect reputation destruction. The move to ferrari has been a masterstroke

>>150068582
Drove literal flawless cars, now can't handle having something that isn't perfect

>>150070148
"""sport""" is shit so of course the thread would be shit too

guys, please be nice

>>150070487
did he really say this?

>>150068170 (OP)
>‘I’m useless’ – Hamilton says Ferrari ‘probably need to change driver’
Ferrari mindbroke another driver
Who's next?

>>150070518
yes(its based)

>>150070518
yes

>>150070517
I want to name of the bully exposed so i can buy him a drink

>>150070517
Kek what a Kwab

>>150068170 (OP)
It's up.
https://youtu.be/Ofeo4OMcGp4?si=RhG27QPuBHSVeO09

>>150070567
>not matt and tommy
fuck off

>>150069111
I've only been fined once for speeding despite speeding constantly for years, are you saying I wasn't actually speeding?

>>150069728
oscar is pure shit and overhyped
he knows how to drive when his car is 1s faster than others and cant do a shit when his car is 0.2s faster or equal, then he is p4-p6 driver
however, norris has tunnel vision when he has the fastest car and cant use it as he should, he is not thinking how to overtake (same happened to 2022 Verstappen vs Leclerc when he was the new champion, he was not looking for easy drs pass as he should, as he did in the past instead he was crying on the radio, his first 3 races of 2022 were grim) however norris can find extra pace when his car is equal to others
check 2023 or 2024 when mclaren was only equal-slightly faster, and not 1s faster than others like in 2025

>>150070637
ABSOLUTE UNIT

>>150070637
goddamn the size of that

>>150070637
I wonder if fat f1 staff members ever get embarassed they weigh as much as both their drivers put together

>>150070637
Edith Straw

>>150070517
>>150070552
it was me, AND I'll DO IT AGAIN!

>"Waaaaah I'm better than Rriam! I fit perfectry in RB21!! FUCK! I want the seat! Stupid rriam! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE GIVE ME THE SEATNOW WAAAA H"

This little cunt now claims he doesn't have the same car as Max and it's not his fault he is a little bitch. If there is one driver that deserves the WEC, it's Tsunoda. Fuck, what a retarded kwab.

biz idea: 1F. It's basically F1 but instead of people driving machines, machines drive people. So the machine grabs the head, limbs, torso etc. of a person in order to move him/her as fast around the track as possible. The person has no input and there is no DRS.

>>150069458
This but also there's a three car crash in the midfield on the first lap that takes a literal fucking hour to clean up for no apparent reason

>>150069458
>ps3 wins
Good, that's all I need

>>150070614
I wouldn't say you weren't actually speeding, because you've just told us that you were actually speeding.

>>150070517
>I feel sad sometimes
>LIFELONG ""BATTLE"" WITH ""DEPRESSION""

>>150070805
So if I hadn't told you I wouldn't have been speeding. I see, so that's how it works.

>>150070841
My point is if one doesn't have proof that you were speeding, any accusation to that effect would be baseless
Do you have no concept of evidential standards

>>150070842
I don't even recognize the face

>>150070842
i havent paid attention to him this season, is he legit?

>>150070842
Try to put your arms/hands like he does. Feels awkward as fuck.

>>150070842
Nobody outqualified my favourite driver today

>>150070863
he seems to be learning, probably will be a pretty decent driver within a couple of years

>>150070468
hamilton's move to ferrari is akin to former slaves going to liberia in the 19th century thinkin' they will be kangs

gimi

>>150070941
good, seems like a decent guy

>>150070637
if edd doesn't ask her to a date then he's stupid

Holy KWAB

if hamilton just kept quiet nobody would care about his P11 quali, he'll be P6 or P7 tomorrow anyway

>>150070863
He's decidedly the most legit rookie this year.

>>150069728
Oscar has lost 2/3 times when nax was on equal footing to him

>>150071030
nax?

nax verstammen

>>150069380
Indo havent posted in /f1/ for months now. Why are you rent freeing ?

what is the best way for me to combine my fetish with f1?

>>150071104
first you have to explain the fetish

>>150070842
>i sleep
Good on Gabi tho, on the up.

>Even the sheep are catching on to the gay
https://youtube.com/shorts/sa6EB3x75r8?

For me? it's rear wings

>>150071115
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

>>150071126
breast expansion

>>150071279
this is really easy, just ask for tit webms in race threads

>>150068170 (OP)
>‘I’m useless’ – Hamilton says Ferrari ‘probably need to change driver’
I never seen him this buck broken and I'm here for it.

>>150071104
>>150071279
animation of an f1 car's tires inflating and pafu pafu the driver?

>>150070398
This was during his Donda tour?

Ferrari buck breaking Lewis wasn't on my bingo card for 2025
>mfw media thought he might be a championship contender

>>150069150
man....

Ferrari better have a team option to get rid of Hamilton lmao

>>150071163
That's a man ain't it?

>>150071185
whrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>150071408
?
Meds now. F1 related because she lives in Germany and Hulk is a German

ALO 3rd
Digits confirm

>>150071450
um, do you have a licence to post adult content?

>>150071395
>Ferrari buck breaking Lewis wasn't on my bingo card for 2025
literally the most anticipated thing by /f1/ last year

>>150071467
we all expected it but not so quickly, it's not even summer break yet kek

>>150071022
Bort and Hadjar are fighting for that title imo. Very evenly matched so far

goodbye amigos, see you tomorrow when alonso wins
hungary 2003-hungary 2025

>>150071542
Gimi is the best rookie.

we are going to take it all back alobros

cheeky jos podium

This your GOAT?

>>150070043
we're going to have to wait until next year and the new regs. i think the crashes will be the only exciting thing about the new cars

>>150071710
My goat is a braindead vegetable being kept alive by his wife who cant let go.

>>150071736
>next year
Oh you sweet summer child, there will be no F1 next year

>Lawson redeemed
finally i dont have to be ashamed for being New Zealandboo

>>150071758
where's it going?

>verstappen getting out qualified by fucking stroll
How the fuck did Aston martin make a car strolls dumb ass can get into the top ten with while red bull can barely get verstappen into the top ten? They have to be actively making the car work against verstappen at this point.
And of course snoder is in 16th.
Maybe red bull needs to poach a new designer or something.

>>150071773
wache just needs more time bro

I like my riffs like my McLaren cars: heavy and slow
https://youtu.be/-zl5yoFTzqA?si=2OeVutp0Qd5QfIgM

>>150071771
To hell

>>150071768
yes you do

midnight snacks for edd while he's scrolling this thread and playing nekopara

>>150071863
Just a reminder that Edd won't be in Hungary since gog is handing out gooner games for free

>>150071773
Figured out tire cooling cheat probably. How else this kinda shitter can be 0.2s of pole unless his car be driven without any tire management at all.

>>150071926
i dont understand porn games, you need 2 hands to play, how can you jerk it?

>>150071968
Said games are designed around not needing both hands.

>>150071815
>looks like his name is mohammad al-assad
>wiki says Italian parents
I wonder if Max ever did the “True Romance” sicilian speech to Danny. Maybe that’s why he left.

>>150071968
Most of the porn games are overglorified powerpoint presentation

Why do goverments make JCs illegal

>>150072002
okokok, i recall one time in bo2 that we, me and my friends, tried to play with out feet
man, i miss those days, we need to make them pay, we are going to take it back

>>150071773
>How the fuck did Aston martin make a car strolls dumb ass can get into the top ten with while red bull can barely get verstappen into the top ten?
Neweybabbies

>>150072022
Jesus Christ?

>>150072062
thanks newey
>>150072071
yeah

>>150072022
Junior college?

Where's Yuki?
I thought he was a good driver now that Horner wasn't around to tell him to stop being shit

>>150072102
They really should bring Liam back.

>>150072102
yeah, for some reason the RETARDS that were saying that now tsunoda would do good are very quiet now

he just needs more time bro

>>150068308
Hamilton driving like crap......its DUH JOOOOOOOOS

>>150071773
>mfw haters refuse to acknowledge Stroll being a genuinely good driver
You fuckos are only hurting yourselves.

>>150072022
Come to Seiran Island. Age of Consent is 13 years old here

Going to slap 300 bongs on a Hamilton podium.
My gambler's soul is beseeching me that this is the ultimate move.

russgoat and lechuck fighting amongst giants while amx is fading and fading fast

G

Greddit?

I

>>150072102
mclarens could have easily gone half a second faster, so yeah it's over

>>150072177
If he was a good driver, he'd be able to keep up with grandpa more frequently.
But being even mid is to be expected with almost a decade of experience.

F1 is over bro. Why are you still here?

>>150072427
i cant sleep

Dead
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a
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Bull
u
l
l

>>150072427
because you can never leave

>>150072102
grim

gotta give it to brits, they managed to make Sandman more pozzed than the comics, which at least were interesting
faggots and niggas all over the place, I thought it was only on /f1/ ads

>>150072591
I ain't reading all that
I'm happy for u tho
or sorry that happened

>>150072666
no worries, mr satan
also pic related story still feels surreal

>>150071773
Literally not affected by the wind and also it had grip the Red Bull has none because they made no second spec this year

>>150072759
t. Enzo

>>150072591
The Sandman (comic) is a little gay at most, not pozzed at all.
It's fucking peak, don't be a pleb

Red Bull can't function without hornyman

Are we talking about spiderman here?

>>150072807
I liked the comics, even the faggots there were kinda interesting, also the troon seethed at not being able to use the moon path was funny
but again, the netflix bongslop is something else holy fuck

I never thought about it before, but what happens if a driver needs to piss or shit mid-race?
I'm sure they all go just before it starts, but you never know what's going to happen or if you ate something bad...
Do all F1 drivers wear diapers?

>>150072905
fuck off crinkler

perez x horner reunion in cadillac

>>150072905
f1 drivers keep the shit in their suits so they don't lose any weight on the scales
sometimes they stuff it into their shoes if it falls out of their suit

>>150073076
Was this in 2017 or something?

>>150072427
that wouldn't be very relentless of us

>>150071773
Rumour is that Lawrence Stroll locked Newey into a room for 4 hours to work on the 2025 car.

Stoll looks like the Incredible Hulk

told you ham finna retire

>>150073159
How long is his contract?

>>150073076
Reminder that brown girls around the world wet themselves till dehydration over this.

>>150072882
That's netflix as a whole, to be fair

>>150073076
I look like this

They should hire me, I'd win every race

>>150073076
lechucky the type of guy who can make any straight man reconsider they own heterosexuality

>>150073244
>Reminder that women of all ethnicities wet themselves till dehydration over this.
FIXED

>>150073183
2 with an extension clause

>>150072905
Shitting is usually not an issue, but drivers have been known to urinate in their suit when they really can't hold it.
Notably, Kimi. By his own admission

>>150073281
fair

>>150073244
How would you know?

>>150073244
are magyars brown? Because he was the most popular driver at the track yesterday

>>150073307
Till they found out he's 170cm tall.

Make Japan Great Again

>>150073443
Act 1: Push the Japanese GP back into fall
There, Japan is saved.

>>150073307
Brown girls specifically.
>>150073414
They don't care. They find it cute.

>>150073414
Google says he's 180 thoughbeit

>>150073414
um, sweaty, he says he is 180cm.

>>150073490
Act 2: 13yo Grid girls

>>150073522
KINO KINO KINO

I'm 195cm and a loser incel virgin. My sister is about 180cm or so and always gets hit on.
The point is height is entirely dependent on what it's used for.

>>150073564
>loser incel virgin
the worst part is, you don't know about oxymorons

>>150073573
It's my language I make the rules.
Shouldn't you be riding your bike to the tulip and cheese festival somewhere about 10m below sea level?

>>150073564
You should just fuck her

>>150073504
>>150073513

>>150073593
the tulip and cheese festival isn't until next week, you bigot

New fan. Who is the F1 GOAT? Schumacher?

>>150073633
How come F1 managed to breakthrough America? Not even football could. Impressive.

>>150073633
Sergio perez

>papa strulovich is supposedly selling off control of Aston martin
>baby strulovich is managing to keep it out of the wall
So he might be at risk of losing his seat, and is now trying?

>>150073633
Ollie!!

>>150073633
luca badoer

>>150072905
Personally, I think we should all wear diapers

>>150073647
F1 is not popular in america

>>150073633
tazio nuvolari
>>150073647
>Not even football could
we literally invented it and are the only ones that play it, silly. Also it was the great white hope defeating the gay mulatto that made it blow up, unironically.

>>150073687
the state of the NHL

>>150073687
>Losing to MLS
Grim

Can you guys call the race track and tell them to try to start the race around 8:30 central time? I’m going to Mass at 7:30 am.

>>150073809
there is a thunderstorm warning so if there is a drop of rain they will just delay the start again, because hungaroring is known for it's deadly high speed banked corners

>>150073687
F1 is about as popular as Xfinity which is nascar's version of F2. And btw this is why Miami is never going away even if its shit. What caps the rights fees is F1's insistence to make all races commercial free(Thank god) and the odd hours they air here.

random question but is it worth buying an amazon kindle?
F1™

>>150073922
>Coke 600

>>150073966
I have a gen7, still rocking... only use it offline
apparently the new ones they put some bullshit that deletes books that you got from downloading

>>150073633
Sir Lando Norris

Really gotta wonder how badly Shoe Maker got fucked up that his whole situation is still kept totally secret 12 years later

>>150073633
Lord Mahaveer

>>150073993
which screen size? How good is it to read in it? And do you use it a lot? Like right now I remembered I have an old iPad mini 2 that I haven used since 2016 kek, so I dont know if its worth buying one or not

>>150073687
I could tell you that simply because this board doesn't have a nickname for motorsports in general

>>150074083
what is there to wonder, he's either retarded or paralyzed, most likely both

since we are talking about Shoe Maker, what happened to Zanardi?

>>150074119
6in
fairly good to read, specially during the day, but it is convenient to have the lighting for the night (when I usually have time to read, before going to sleep)
I use it almost daily and I have this one for more than 7 years, still workign pretty well (lost a previous model in an international flight so I had to buy a new one)

>>150074120
Football is fucking brutal, mate!

>>150074287
Did he die?

>>150074168
Nah, that's just the story they're seeling to the press so he can live in peace with his family.
They've always valued privacy, and this was a perfect opportunity.

>>150074320
Yes. And the referee still got away with a yellow!

>>150074287
I use to do shit like this as a child, flopping dead like a ragdoll is really fun.

>>150074351
Rip no halo.

>>150074287
easy way to take a break
deez niggas be dead tired bruh frfr nocap

>>150073687
wouldn't a large chunk of the f1 fan base also be watching on streaming services?

Give it to me straight /f1/ how much of a slurper will the race be tomorrow?

>>150074528
6.7 in the slurpomether me thinks

How do you think the cult is coping tonight?

>>150074554
I hope joseph hangs himself tonight fuckin ching chong

>>150074528
If Leclerc wins, I don't care if its Monaco or Suzuka 2.0, it will be good. (Mainly because McLaren will lose)

>>150074420
Why did he do it?

>>150074627
Leclerc won't win, anon.

>>150074554
It's obvious to everyone that Ferrari has a leclerc bias and are giving him all the good car parts and team members instead of Hamilton
Why? Racism, most likely.
If they Hamilton gracefully retires and is replaced by Bearman and he starts succeeding where Hamilton failed it will just confirm their racial bias against black drivers

>>150074528
strong 7 in the slurp scale

>>150074646
Would make sense if they didnt spend 100 mil on the ape. Even the most racist of financiers would not throw that money down to favor the superior white man.

>>150074646
nah they're running experimental setups :^)

>>150074743
They're running an experimental driver.

>>150074213
I see, one problem that I have is that its so much cooler having a physical library, but damn its so much easier and cheeper reading pdfs and buying the kindle versions...

>>150074850
>cooler
nigga, you read to learn, not because it looks cool for you instagram or some shit like this
for me at least kindle is way more practical

>>150069187
>chucky

Alexa, give me side by side video and telemetry of Max/Yuki and Chuck/Groidberg quali laps

>>150074420
wtf lmao

>>150074850
>>150074893
I still prefer physical books for learning purposes. For something like a novel or light nonfiction a kindle is fine, but for history or really any academic subject, physical books are better. I'm able to focus, take notes, flip back to specific sections etc way easier. And you can go back to the physical book after a while and it acts as a totem to access that knowlege.

PIA LEC RUS VER NOR

>>150075207
I use a notebook to take notes, as I usually study using my PC

>>150075346
>I use a notebook to take notes, as I usually study using my study
ftfy

el bort simson is a senna regen

>>150068232
wreckfest
skynyrd
/sp/
cornetto
steel reserve
archaeology

>>150069458
But rain?

gimi

Just learnt LH is vegan :/

>>150075927
his dog is (forced to be) vegan too

>>150075927
vegans give me the ick

>>150075927
He's a vampire that feeds by sucking dick.
He only eats veggies so that people don't get suspicious about the fact that he doesn't eat.

>>150074687
Racism is bad.

>>150076181
Is Hamilton racist for suggesting Ferrari fire their only black driver?

>>150074687
Racism is bad ass.

>>150076004
the fit kinda hard tho

I'm glad verstappen came around, and that his dad abused him until he was a purpose built racing machine.
Now we have a modern example of a good racer, to offset Hamilton actually just having a good car. Though he's also washed up and nowhere near where he was even a decade ago.

>>150076508
fag

Digits and Hamilton gets lapped today

ded to mclel

>>150076566
Checked.

>>150076554
appreciation of fashion always requires a little bit of homo

>>150076616
Fashion or """fashion""""? Hamilton looks like a fucking retard in all his meme costumes.

its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m59IAZ2MN0o

>>150076666
finally some good fucking police chase

>>150076666
>A police officer actually pursuing
Hell yeah

>>150076666
Is he going for the overcut?

>race tonight
>then le another break
i hate the saudis

>>150076666
they're two wide

Disappointing lack of pace from this driver, the police are just pulling up beside him to mock him for being so slow

>>150076666
hell yeah

>>150076666
>LA
Another slurper.

>>150076666
AND IT'S ENDING

lame end

>>150076666
gay

>Black
>No pace
Oh hey, it's Lewis Hamilton

Would fat Max Verstappen still make it into F1?

>>150077018
Fat Fatfatten

>>150077018
how fat are we talking?

>>150077018
I don't think verstappen can get fat. That would require too much time that could be spent driving something.

>>150077018
nah, direct to wec

>>150077171
could he still fit in the car?

>hungarian diet is nothing but paprika, sour cream and deep fryer food
imagine the smell

>>150077235
Cars can be like 2 metres wide. He should fit in there...

>>150077235
Ever heard the expression "Red Bull build the car around him"? It's just a bit more literal now.

>>150068170 (OP)
>‘I’m useless’ – Hamilton says Ferrari ‘probably need to change driver’
missed /f1/'s live reaction for this one, Hamilton should be awarded +500 WEC points

>>150077340
>missed /f1/'s live reaction for this one
It was funny as, /f1/ thought the quote was fake until clips of it started showing up

>>150077340
>missed /f1/'s live reaction for this one
Unan(on)imous agreement with him. Which is special because for 90% of the shit he says, literally no one here agrees with him.

>>150077287
She should spend more time reviewing her hair. It's not great

>>150077340
>gifting hamilton the WEC championship

Dead Bull

>>150077340
it was the usual song and dance of racists coming out to cry about hamilton when he either does well or does bad

>>150077686
I don't dance

I just pull up my pants

DUN DUN DUN

>>150068170 (OP)
>>150077758 bumperinos

shitter time

I don't like how far back in the grid /ourguy/ ugo ugochuku is

>>150070567
buy an ad peter use the jetcraft sponsor money to shill your trash videos

>>150077306
>He should fit in there...
Of course He would fit. She's tiny.
The question was whether fat Max would fit.

i hope these shitters all crash