Thread 150071598

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‘toids

'stros

God hates asscar righteously and justifiably

doyers

reds

YOUR Colorado Rockies.

Why do Mexicans call white people flyovers?

>be baseball
>can't play because of rain
gay

>>150074100
Why did Germany exterminate 60 million Jewish people?

Do not reply to El Chikaner vpnfag?

>>150074100
>>150074113
what the deuce?

Sanchez be seething

Do not reply to El Chikaner vpnfag

mets back in 1st

>>150074124
It’s funny to me that he thinks it’s somehow a clever premise. Everyone hates flyovers.

jeff passan reports around 40,000 have left stadium due to rain delay

>>150074072
Why does he look so unsettling?

>>150074151
You're mexican

>>150074148
cute

>>150074167
>>150074134
how did you know?

>>150074094
exquisite post

>>150074167
Wrong.

>>150074178
wow - real dairy

You know why they're flyover states?

Because your little coastal pansy liberal faggot bitch ass is too scared to challenge your pathetic worldview, and you also know that the moment you crossed a real man in middle America, you would get your little twink ass demolished in a fight.

Birthrates

>>150074163
He's brown but the combination of hair style, those kind of glasses, and mustache is something you normally only see white people have.

jays beat the royals, in case you missed it earlier

>stankees, cubs and doyers lose
>thread turns to shut
Hmmm

>>150074188
>fat flyovers think they can fight without getting a heart attack
lol

Id like to point out that i dont mind the flyover term cause it means people never visit and its always nice and quiet.

>>150074188
What’s up pal? Your sister not putting out tonight?

fly over this bussy

lol lmao

>>150074216
t. posting from my mom's apartment just polished off the last of the migas and menudo

>>150074225
>>150074216
same poster btw

>he pays to post on 4chan

>>150074225
No ese but your daughter is!

>>150074188
Just pump the gas Matthew I'm on my way to see that world's biggest sewing needle y'all got

the racism in this thread lowkey got me bummed

>>150074229
a-groid lookin like a struck match

many browns here

>>150074229
Who are these swarthy gentlemen?

>>150074248
what racism? can you point to it? I think you're inferring things that aren't there

>>150074224
I’m gonna move to your state and I’m bringing my big city ways and sensibilities with me! Now where’s the dmv I need to register to vote!

‘toids getting uppity. Don’t make post the graph

imagine being hispanic
it means your entire identity is getting raped into existence by moor rape babies
lmaooo

>4 hour delay
>60,000 fans already went home
>they're actually gonna play the game anyway
this is the last fucking time we play in the south

>>150074237
nice try

People from the western mountains lowkey wish they were from Appalachia. They maintain this naturesque image, but they fail to embody the actual lifestyle. They also play (ie appropriate) bluegrass music and culture.

I say fuck em. The Appalachian Mountains are far superior than the shitty Rocky mountains. If you're a prime breeding stock white female in your late teens, what are you gonna choose? A 34-year-old man with experience, or a 4-year-old baby? Exactly.

Bring back the Iowa game

>>150074281
More like stop playing games in flyover lands

That's it Im posting graph

>>150074270
>he doesn't realize 2nd gen mexicans are considered white

>>150074237
>make retarded post
>draw retarded conclusions
kek

>>150074301
why are they still the favorites?

>>150074293
true, rocky mountains is just milquetoast cucked-up smoky mountains

>>150074277
Tu t'es perdu le bougnoule ?

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BASEBALL

>>150074309
>>150074285
this is how you know it's the same poster

>>150074319
pierre it wasn't my choice

>>150074321
is it a monday night party?

>>150074321
nah I’m good thanks

Reminder: This guy did not build the great dynastic Yankees of the 1990's. This guy has never built a core. This guy has been gm of the Yankees for 28 seasons. His Yankees won the ws in 2009 but only thanks to the fact that he was ordered to spend nearly $500M on free agents in the off-season. In the last 28 years, no team in any sport has spent more money on payroll than the Yankees, and yet his Yankees have won the division only three times in the last thirteen seasons. The Yankees have a $310M payroll this season, third highest in baseball, and they are in third place in the division and second in the wild card race.

Name a bigger fraud than Brian Cashman.

Name a bigger laughingstock in MLB than the Yankees.

Pro Tip: You cannot.

>>150074317
It's only August newfag

>>150074260
>Now where’s the dmv I need to register to vote!
Its at City Hall. Walk right in there usually isnt a line so its pretty in and out.

Why the fuck did they get Christopher Walken for this segment?

>>150074317
The same reason the media loves the Dodgers

nothing says american like some australian introducing the game

>>150074327
So you're a vpn fag ?
I thought you were the dirty sandnigger nafri spamming on /pol about the spaniards and italians being supposedly arabs

>>150074356
he is

>>150074349
>australian
Ewan McGregor is Irish my lad

>>150074248
thought this beta post would get more yous

>>150074224
Fren <3 I am gonna visit anyway, largely cause Maryland is a flyover according to them.

Chadres in 30 mins! Lookin forward to O'Hearn and Ferminator!

how much longer can the fraud jays and fraud sox keep up the charade?

>>150074356
no i don't post on /pol/
there is a schizo from /his/ who goes on about italians being arab but he's actually spanish diaspora living in france

>>150074375
>run differential

>the biggest crowd to ever watch a regular season baseball game
holy shit they're still using the same script. update: this is the average attendance of a mid-week game at petco

damn man. crowd is EMPTY.

looks like 20k at most.
if mlb ever does anything like this again, it must be verified by 100 top scientists and every AI system in the world that it will not rain.

>brown spic posting tranime
many such cases

im already falling asleep

Fuwawa's sister, who is pitching tonight?

>>150074375
Orioles 4 behind rays we's supr sneeky.

>>150074336

>“MLB’s biggest fraud,”
let’s check the receipts on Brian Cashman’s résumé

• He helped sculpt the late-’90s dynasty. Under his watch as assistant GM and then GM (from 1998 on), the Yankees won titles in 1998, 1999 and 2000. That core—Jeter, Rivera, Pettitte, Posada—was drafted or developed on his watch, not handed over as free-agent glitz.

• He rebuilt the farm system from scratch. After the mid-2000s payroll spikes, Cashman retooled the minors: Gleyber Torres and Aaron Judge came via trades he orchestrated, Andrew Miller was flipped for elite draft picks, and Clarke Schmidt/Anthony Volpe are direct products of his scouting pipeline.

• He’s navigated the luxury-tax pinch. That $310 M payroll you mock isn’t carte blanche—spending north of the second tax threshold slashes future budget flexibility. He’s balanced keeping stars in pinstripes (Judge, Stanton) while replenishing talent in-house.

• He’s been consistent in baseball’s toughest division. The AL East has churned through front offices and payrolls. Third place in that gauntlet often equals first in other leagues.


>Name a bigger laughingstock?
Try an org that blows up its farm, chases every splashy F-A handout, and still misses October. Metsies lmao.

Cashman’s not perfect, but calling him a fraud ignores decades of titles built from within, savvy trades and long-term roster sustainability. Now, if you want to argue that a small-market GM with a quarter of that payroll has out-GM’d him, I’m all ears. Which front office do you think has Cashman beat on pure value creation?

>>150074387
passan reported half the fans left after the 3 hour delay.

>6.26 ERA
>score me runs, you're the reason I have no wins!!!

>>150074375
>run diff
kek

>>150074375
the only fraud in team in that image is the stinkees

god this fucking sucks. looked forward to this for a week and now it's depression television

that catcher fit is immaculate

Hope the Fox commentators are better than the Apple TV ones

>>150074445
don't say fit

>>150074448
smoltz is the worst

>>150074448
They are mostly the same

>>150074374
Yay babe! Btw, what’s for dinner?

>>150074377
There is good chances he's a gayrab too
>picrel
I know, France hosted millions of italians and spaniards who never left but still I prefer them to the sandniggers

>>150074458
>joe davis exists

>>150074375
September is going to filter out 2/3 of those “teams.”

>>150074448
spoiler alert they are fucking shit

next time, they should have a race going on at the same time

>>150074374
Hope he does well, though I think you fleeced us D: prospects an minor leaguers

They should have had a race going on at the same time

>>150074476
That’s what ur mum said lel

>>150074481
That would have been peak american and too soul for this gay timeline

The wonder bread catchers uni is actually fire

total fans at event (7pm): 93,000
after initial rain delay (9pm): 50,000
at first pitch (9:43pm): 27,000, per jeff passan

damn man. maybe we should just go back to field of dreams or do a sandlot game

>>150074229
Sosa got whiter, these two got darker, wtf happened?

>>150074463
I’m making Chile Colorado.
Can’t wait to see Fermins debut.

>>150074456
sorry gramps
>by golly get a load of that gosh darned catcher's get up! boy howdy is that slick!

>>150074476
that sounds like it would be extremely distracting for the players

and its raining again lol

>>150074482
she always has a race going on during sex...

>pouring rain again

manfred just fucking call it. do this game tomorrow at 10 AM

Why did I become an east coastie

>>150074520
this ain't golf, I don't give a fuck

>>150074503
>>150074519
don't say fire

>>150074506
they should play more games in states without MLB teams

ITS STILL FUCKING RAINING
I'M LEGIT MAD

>>150074516
>sosa
Poor, bankrupt, drug addicted

>jeet, a-rod
Clean, rich, and relaxing in the Miami sun

>that rain in the shot
manfred on suicide watch

i think manfred just wanted to have at least 1 inning of baseball for the 20k fans that stayed.


this games being cancelled soon

lmao it’s dumping

>pissing rain again
lmao

>>150074516
a-rod still looks white in the mornings and nights

>>150074545
>losing the division in September
>t.

>it's just a downpour at this point
KEK

how stubborn will they be at forcing this game to take place? i mean look at the fucking radar theres rain in the forecast for the next 3 HOURS.

>>150074506
another 10k just left

>>150074542
I would like that NFL is doing pretty good overseas though I wish they would bring actual talent there instead of the equivalent of the Oakland As post 1990s.

>>150074517
Thanks babe. Pls don’t make it too spicy. Go padres!

did tim mcgraw perform

>>150074564
?

Does God hates Am*rica for this to happen ?
Must be

Did that guy's minor league mexican baseball team win the championship?
https://youtu.be/0YwLQvqP6Lw

>>150074584
he hates flyovers

>>150074506
another 10k will leave soon with rain this bad

manfred has to realize the optics of 10k people in a 150,000 capacity stadium is HORRIBLE for baseball, right?

fuck it, just play through it

>>150074595
this game is on the coast

baseball, like cricket, is a white man sports which got infested by brown thirdies.

Bit fukken wet out there

look at the giant puddle forming at shortstop lmao

>>150074610
>flyover education

postponing the game is not an option, right?

>>150074614
So you’re saying they’re DYING OUT?

>>150074614
nobody cares poodrepaco

this is a disaster.

please manfred end this shitshow

>>150074628
in any other instance this game would never have started but manfred is holding both teams at gun point.

>build submarines
prescient

>>150074580
Well you could always eat shit then!

>>150074644
Lmao.

>>150074626
>doesn't consider the carolinas as coastal
grim

>>150074628
theyd have the morning to play since NASCAR goes on late in the day.

this is dumb as fuck. the only way to save this game is for lightning to strike a centerfielder

FAGkees kek!!!

This is actually kino

theres puddles of water in the infield dirt. why did manfred think this travesty would make baseball better?

This Braves team won 100 games?

>>150074188
Says the pasty fatty that's never traveled anywhere

>>150074642
>>150074644
Who is this manfred bitch ?
Stop the game already it's a disaster

umps are calling the game soon

>>150074700
I've been to 48 of the 50 states, can you say the same?

The Barves are playing just like my Yankees rn.

Domechads, we just stay winning!

>>150074148
dodger fans

lmao this shit is a disaster

holy fuck what a disaster

lol, the game is going to get cancelled

yeah im not staying up for this i look forward to seeing how many players drowned in the morning

>lakes forming on the infield and every player overthrowing
yeah its over

what an embarrassment for mlb

absolute disaster.

This just looks so silly

>>150074741
how much you wanna bet?

we've seen enough
just give the reds the win

Has an mlb talking head ever mentioned Luis Arraez without immediately calling the “da next toe knee gwinn”?

NOBODY RAINS OUT MANFRED

NOT EVEN JESUS

for the sake of baseball’s dignity they need to call this game. this is a DISASTER.

>>150074748
Sounds utterly hilarious tbdesu.. Even turnleft is clowning on them

Why are they fucking pouring fucking dirt now ?
Nigga just cancel the game

Which baseball player likely owns a cuckchair?

BRISTOL BABY!\

Imagine Judge in the outfield rn

this is like when you put a single paper towel on a gallon of spilled milk.

what are they even accomplishing by putting a bag of dirt on a LAKE at short.

arent they usually quite autistic about covering the infield dirt? why is the infield so muddy?

what a shitshow

>>150074788
Roki Sasaki

Did he say
>17,000 tons of gravel
I'm not buying that for a minute. That's the amount of gravel a 120 car train would haul.

I fucking hate Joe Davis' fake radio voice he puts on.

>>150074788
Mookie Betts

Bring out the jet dryers

>>150074741
when the parlay falls apart on the last leg

this has been a car wreck ha ha ha ha ah ha ha

>>150074719
>Muh world view
>Has never traveled abroad.
Lol

>>150074791
Imagine Volpe in the infield.

>>150074810
THE GREATEST VOICE
IN BASEBALL HISTORY

that radar…

theres ANOTHER massive front after this, at least 4 hours of rain

>>150074806
>double soulless
grim

>>150074811
Mookie isn't a cuck, he's a gimp suit freak

>>150074823
>went to Thailand once to fuck 12-year-old lady boys
>worldview Lol!

>oy vey think of the money!
holy shit kek

>>150074836
Only 99% of rain owo

It's so fucking wet babe

just play in the rain cunts

>>150074823
>casually moves goalposts
I've been to 8 eastern western countries, and 6 east asian countries, as well as australia

but keep going, it's funny watching you squirm from your roach motel

>>150074858
so you're saying there's a chance

how do you move a whole ass field

>>150074798
They are

Should I switch to Angels - White Sox game or A's - Diamondbacks?

what a fucking shit show

wait, how are they gonna move this baseball field???

>>150074863
>It's so fucking wet babe
That’s what ur mum said lel

>>150074869
Soulball weeps

averaging about 40 minutes per half inning.

this is on pace to be the longest game of all time, by FAR, at a whopping 13 hours and 23 minutes.

My wife is 3,000 years old

>>150074877
>>150074882
Based vtrooners

Can the players sue Manfred if one of them gets injured at that fucking river in the infield? The field is at a level a soccer game would've been stopped already.

Keep that field WARM and LOOSE like a dead grandma’s freshly murdered corpse!

lip reader here

francona said “we gotta call it”
the other coach said “(something) pitchers sake”

then audibly “we gotta kill this”

>>150074879
>not watching the biggest kwab of the year
disaster footage is more interesting than any regular season game

its comical that they are pretending like the game is going to continue

>>150074894
Pretty sure you have to graverob an Egyptian pyramid for 3k year old pussy

YOU VILL PLAY AND VILL WILL LIKE IT

>>150074894
can she cook?

>>150074914
fuck terry

>>150074914
Jomboy?

>the tarp is coming out again
just play it tomorrow for fucks sake

>>150074914
thanks for the update, jomboy

manfred has absolutely killed baseball. the ghost runner, both leagues getting a dh, the pitch timer, not to mention the hololive disaster, and now this?? why does he need to keep embarrassing baseball?

baseball in nashville is a mistake

Pitchers deserve less and ought to be required to bat all 9 innings again

>Debating the pronunciation of bonafide
Time to call it.

>>150074871
rookie numbers. I've been every single continent except Antarctica.

>>150074929
y-yes manfred i will break my leg for you

>>150074934
Fuck you! Nascar is kino, jew!

>>150074914
yeah the coaches wont let their players get hurt over some novelty game thats been delayed 4 hours

>>150074938
This but unironically.

>>150074938
Burns could do it

How much does MLB lose on this shit lmao

>>150074874
Just a bit :>

>>150074915
Lol you might be right

>>150074936
He also ruined the Home Run Derby. If I see him in the afterlife, I've done something terrible.

Just play tomorrow, faggot Manfred

>>150074958
Infinite sponsor engagement

All MLB games must be indoors/in a dome

>>150074938
I miss the pitchers hitting dingers

>pitcher warms up with a few tosses
>game gets delayed a few hours
>the pitcher is suddenly unable to pitch today
name a bigger joke of a position

>>150074914
francona seems to be arguing the 3 umps, they keep cutting away from it

im sure the umps have manfred in their ear going
>WE WILL FINISH THIS GAME
>MR. BOGANDOFF HAS MANDATED WE FUCKING PLAY THIS DAMN GAME
>GET THE TARP OFF NOW!!!
>…AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ELLY CANT SWIM. HE WILL PLAY IN THE LAKE AT SHORTSTOP

They ran out of food at Bristol lmao

>>150074936
>the ghost runner, both leagues getting a dh, the pitch timer
These are all good things, dumb leaf.

>>150074971
Baseball already sucks imagine if they lost sponsors over not standardizing their stadiums.

>$300m payroll
>3rd place

>>150074994
shut the fuck up

>>150074941
highly doubtful

>>150074970
Best part about the allstar game in Atlanta not going there? The sheer look of defeat on Manfreds face when Atlanta won WS

Per Jomboy, only about 10,000 fans remain at the stadium

>>150074975
in the east, yes.
comfy outdoor in the west.

>>150074958
no refunds buddy

>>150074994
>august standings
kiss my hairy Dominican ass

are the ticket holders gonna get refunded?

>>150075009
Just like my Rays :)

>>150074990
>a quarter of the attendance
>run out of food after 4 hours
Holy shit lmfao

>>150074992
Only the pitch clock is good, casualfag

>>150074937
cringe post

The cherry on top would be bananaball doing something similar with a race track and the event ends up being a huge success

don't let this shit show distract from the fact the doyers were shutout today by another sub .500 team

>>150074990
OH NO NO NO LMAOOO THIS IS THE FUCKING FYRE FESTIVAL

>>150075027
I never thought about that. Manfred must seethe endlessly about bananaball

>>150075010
>t. has never been to a baseball game

>>150075002
>>150075018
>s-sh-shut up!

FOX will step in at a certain point. no shot they allow baseball to take up an 8 hour slot of television on Saturday fucking night (PRIME TIME).

they will make the call soon. the only call manfred cannot decline.

Huddling around with the boys in the dugout during a rain storm looks so comfy desu

God I cannot wait until Vasquez is sitting in the bullpen

>>150075027
It was awesome seeing them at Camden ^-^ I love these bananas, the whole crew is fun to be around

>>150075059
it's too late for that, bro, 90% of the country is in bed

>>150075059
no one watches tv on a saturday night in summer. they probably love having hours to fill

Alright you mongoloids, listen up. I’m sick of the anti-Manfred circlejerk polluting every thread like mold on a Little League hot dog. Want a punching bag? Go whine about Angel Hernandez. But Rob "Big Brain" Manfred? That man is a visionary, and you’re too brain-damaged by pine tar fumes and nostalgia to see it.

1. Pace-of-Play Saved Baseball.
Your 4-hour Yankees-Red Sox slogs were unwatchable. Manfred’s pitch clock gave the game CPR. Now it’s crisp, sharp, and watchable. He didn’t ruin baseball—he resurrected it.

2. He Modernized the League.
You scream "muh tradition" while watching on your iPhone and crying about blackout rules on Reddit. Manfred brought in streaming, betting, global outreach—growth, you fossils. MLB was dying. He turned it into an entertainment product again.

3. "He’s soft on cheating!"
The Astros are a punchline for life. That’s justice. Endless suspensions would've nuked the sport. Manfred chose narrative and longevity over scorched-earth LARPing. You wanted drama? You got it.

4. He’s Building the Future.
Robot umps. Expansion. Youth outreach. He’s not here to co-sign your boomer fever dreams—he’s building a billion-dollar empire in a media jungle that eats dinosaurs alive.

Final point:
Every time you screech “Manfred hates baseball,” you expose yourself as a confused Luddite. You want 1998 back? Build a time machine. The rest of us are headed to 2030—on Manfred’s monorail.

TL;DR:
Manfred didn’t kill baseball. He saved it from becoming televised golf with nachos. You’ll realize this the moment your kid becomes a diehard Nashville Calaveras fan and you finally shut the hell up about "the good old days."

Cry harder. Cope louder. Manfred 4 Ever.

>>150075059
Do they still have Mad TV? I imagine that this will cut into that.

>>150075058
hahaha nice selfie of you when the yankees win the world series

>>150075024
>muh 15 inning bangerinos
>muh .086 pitcher hitting
Shut up, fag.

>>150075081
sorry, i dont' read lazy ai slop

>>150074994
>and losing ground!

Anyone else's SD feed sound like Satanic Charlie Brown adults

>Radar Love playing in the background
Kino.

>>150075099
Its August new fag

>>150075081
keep your eyes on the disaster of a game rob

alright fuck it its a rain delay

rate my bats

welp they got one thing right, this will be a memorable baseball game

>>150075027
Probably wouldn't be a cell in the sky

>>150075116
I bet you need a lot of lube for those so 0/10. Use sex toys so you don't have an embarrassing ER trip.

Did Jeetah, A-Roid, and Big Papí already leave?

>>150075104
>be you
>July
>yankees getting run down by the lowly blue jays
>shut up! 28 rings soon
>another 3 error blown game
>chimps out

The only two people left in the stadium

>>150075081
this isn't even the tolerable AI slop, neck yourself

dominicANO

>>150075003
Why. Traveling is easy af now thanks to smartphones

The singing about rape and murder really sets the tone.

>>150075081
I hate the AI accent so much it's unreal.

>>150075140
Amazing false flag. Up your trolling game.

Dudes talking about hot dogs is boring enough, but the fact that you can no longer get a hot dog at this "game" is insane

>>150074411
>let’s check the receipts on Brian Cashman’s résumé
>
>• He helped sculpt the late-’90s dynasty. Under his watch as assistant GM and then GM (from 1998 on), the Yankees won titles in 1998, 1999 and 2000. That core—Jeter, Rivera, Pettitte, Posada—was drafted or developed on his watch, not handed over as free-agent glitz.

A lie. Cashman was interning, and at that time he was an assistant to an assistant. He had absolutely nothing to do with drafting any of the 90s Yankees.

>>150074411
>He rebuilt the farm system from scratch. After the mid-2000s payroll spikes, Cashman retooled the minors:

The Cashman farm system has been utterly abysmal, especially since he was granted full autonomy over it in 2011. In his 28 years as gm, his farm system has produced only two players who were regular all stars -- Judge and Cano.

>>150074411
>He’s navigated the luxury-tax pinch.
You mean, he's done what every general manager in every sport has to do when it comes to payroll and payroll rules? Difference is, he's produced far less. Over the last 25 years, no general manager in any sport has done less with more resources than Brian Cashman

>>150074411
>Cashman’s not perfect, but calling him a fraud ignores decades of titles built from within

Cashman is the architect of only ONE championship, and that came only thanks to Hal ordering Brian to spend $500M in the 2008 off-season to give his dying father George one last chance to see a Yankees championship.

Cashman has won ZERO championships without Jeter and Mariano, ie - two members of the dynasty 90's Yankees that was gifted to him by general managers Gene Michael and Bob Watson.

Cashman
Is
A
Fraud

>chili and chicharrones on a hotdog
ISHYGDDT

>tomorrow 1pm ET on FOX
that's all folks!

Damn Arraez may be back. Finally

at least they got in their prostate cancer drug spot before calling the game

Baseball, at its core, is more than just a game—it’s a timeless narrative woven into the cultural tapestry of our society. From the crack of the bat to the roar of the crowd, the sport evokes a profound sense of unity, nostalgia, and kinetic artistry. In the modern era, Major League Baseball stands as a synergistic convergence of tradition and innovation, blending the pastoral charm of America’s pastime with the disruptive momentum of next-gen analytics and global outreach. It’s a beautiful dichotomy: sunflower seeds and Statcast; Cracker Jack and cryptocurrency sponsorships.

Consider the ballpark experience, a curated fusion of sensory delight and emotional resonance. Whether it's the sizzle of hot dogs on a flat-top grill, the harmonic dissonance of a walk-off win, or the immersive jumbotron graphics that now pulse with algorithmically-enhanced hype moments, MLB games are no longer mere sporting events—they are participatory theater. This isn’t just a ninth-inning rally; it’s an act-three crescendo in a story of resilience, grit, and sabermetric precision.

And at the heart of it all is the player—a biomechanical marvel powered by elite athleticism and cutting-edge wearable tech. The modern pitcher isn’t just throwing; he’s engaging in a high-stakes chess match governed by spin rates, release angles, and predictive heat maps. The batter? He’s less a slugger than a data-informed decision-making node, optimizing his launch angle in real time as AI-generated scouting reports dance across tablet screens in the dugout.

Baseball is evolving—not dying. It's a postmodern, liminal space where legacy coexists with latency, and where every swing is a probabilistic negotiation with destiny. To truly understand the sport today is to engage with it multidimensionally: emotionally, mathematically, spiritually. Baseball is no longer about who wins or loses. It's about what it means.

#GrowTheGame
#DataDrivenDrama
#BaseballIsLife

>>150075169
It was Gene Michael who set up the 90s dynasty.

>>150075189
>shreds your nutsack

>>150074877
you slice the grass into narrow segments and roll it up

>>150075201
jokes on you, this is turf

God I wish I had a girlfriend so we could go to a game and I could get Kiss Cam-cucked by another guy sitting on the other side of her

bros i threw in a beer league game (im 29) and now this area hurts on my elbow
between my elbow cap and radius bone (thumb side)

did i JUST myself? im fucking scared bros…i dont even have health insurance

what a shitshow

>Manny
Lmao

>>150075216
time for jimmy john surgery

I was at the Speedway Classic. Fucking disappointing but there's nothing you can do about rain. I'm a local so it's not too bad, but I feel really bad for the people who traveled.

>>150075149
Fuck my Dominican ass

>>150075225
>I'm a local
sorry for your loss

>>150075216
sorry bro, you just aaron judged yourself

Cut down every tree and desertify the entire country to stop rain from ruining our baseball

>>150075228
you grandpa may have been dominican, but you don't even speak spanish

>>150075216
you'll be fine
>i don't have health insurance
oh, nevermind. your elbow will never work properly again. hope you don't depend on it for work and/or enjoy lifting

Someone needs to tell Manng he’s not in his 20s anymore

>>150075232
>he doesn't know about Appalachia

It's kino round these parts, bub.

>>150075232
It's a nice place to live and it's cheap too. I liked being in the Speedway. I'm not a nascar fan so I've never been. It sucks they did so much work promoting this thing and making it such a cool show only to get rained out. I felt really bad for this super old disabled guy who had to be helped up a bunch of stairs to get to his seat. He was probably really looking forward to it, but he hobbled up those stairs for nothing.

>>150075251
>literal hillbilly

>>150075216
thats not TJ, would be on other side of elbow

could be a UCL strain. let it rest then keep working up the tolerance of the ligament.

max muncy goes 3 for 3 in okc tonight

>>150075169
Brian Cashman Is No Fraud

>Early Role
Joined Yankees in 1986, became assistant GM in ’92 and GM in Feb ’98.

He Negotiated Pettitte (’98) and Posada (’99) extensions, then landed Roger Clemens at the ’98 deadline (10.2 WAR, 2001 Cy Young).

>Farm Output
From 2010–20, Yankees ranked top-5 farms four times, producing:
• Luis Severino (3.5 WAR in ’17)
• Dellin Betances (3.1 WAR in ’14)
• Gary Sánchez (2.7 WAR in ’18)
• Nestor Cortés (2.4 WAR in ’21)
• Anthony Volpe (2.1 WAR in ’24)

>Trade Record
• Alex Rodriguez (’04): 32.8 WAR for Soriano+cash (~$4.5M/WAR)
• CC Sabathia (’08): 23–5, 2.70 ERA over two seasons; keystone of ’09 title
• Andrew Miller (’14): 1.45 ERA, 13 high-leverage holds; ’16 ALCS MVP

>Payroll Innovation
• Uses backloaded deals and opt-outs (e.g., Happ, Miller) to smooth $310M payroll
• Leverages revenue-sharing for international signings, boosting draft budgets

>Championships & Consistency
• Four World Series titles, 15 postseason berths, 11 AL East crowns
• Three division titles in the last 13 years in baseball’s toughest division—often equal first elsewhere


Conclusion
Cashman has repeatedly converted mid-tier assets into All-Stars, delivered elite WAR-per-dollar, and sustained winning under luxury-tax constraints. Calling him a fraud ignores decades of data-driven roster building and championship results.

>>150075262
>hillbilly

And god damn proud of it! Hillbilly is a badge of honor here.

>>150075274
and the doyers lost KEK

>>150075251
I've been to Bristol, it's nice but ehh

>>150075216
UCL strain

>>150075169
imagine being proud of being the beneficiary of a broken system and still having proportionally fuckall to show for it.

lmao what a shitshow this is like when dale died but finnier

>>150075216
its over

>>150075216
Physical therapist, clay poultice every night, hot water with kosher salt in it, mesotherapy, acupuncture, and surgery in the last resort is the way
>KG4YY captcha

>>150075281
rent free 24 hours a day lol

My team is in a god damn POSTSEASON HUNT WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME WAIT

RIP In Piss Manfred.

>Appalachia hillbillies in the genny
Gross imbreds
https://youtu.be/nkGiFpJC9LM

Roboumps now

>>150075317
Appalachia is the home of bluegrass music, which invalidates your outdated media stereotype, Paco.

>>150075321
Please consult the diagram

>>150075303
Auriculotherapy, laser, stem cells, hypnosis

ITS
OVER.

disaster for mlb.

>>150075274
Chadres will be only 2 games back after tonight. tick tock doylers, Chadres coming for that ass!

Well my local fox just said fuck it and started showing the news. It's over.

Who are the yellow-skinned 'toids including players and actors?

so when does the post game ATV mud rally around the diamond start?

>>150075351
Delayed until 1 PM EDT tomorrow.

>>150075305
ironic :^)

>>150075216
at worst extremely minor soft tissue damage, i had substantial soft tissue damage a few years ago and my elbow felt annihilated and was barely functional for a month, 'area hurts' is nothing

>>150075357
EDMAN TIME

>turnleft
>basebaw
>inbreds
>sky wader

>>150075331
Sissy training, poppers, tranny JOI, Reckerposting

>>150075259
he can hobble back up tomorrow

>>150075305
Don't worry bro we know you have that POODRES post locked and loaded

ALL EYES on the CHADres

Stunt on ‘em Chadres!

Did Fox make an official announcement? My local station just started their regular Saturday night news broadcast out of nowhere.

Tonight, we are all Cardinals fans.

Everyone turn your attention to the ‘25 NLCS champions the San Diego Padres

>>150075354
Cirrhosis patients?

>>150075401
The NL Yankees hate the dodgers thoughbeit

>Laureano triple
yep, that's the kind of hitting we need

Chadres are comfy kinosovl and this infuriates the doyernewfags

RAMON LAUREANO WITH AN RBI TRIPLE

>>150075422
doyerpacos are shaking in their pointy boots

What's this, productive outing from the middle lineup? By all means, of course~

>tfw dads fans are treating my former left fielder and 1B with more enthusiasm and cheer than baltimore ever did
feels bad man

the speedway classic has been officially suspended until sunday.

My reverse-platoonies!

Stankeedoo ‘em!

>>150075442
Stankeedoo ‘em!

>>150075216
honestly that’s nothing. rest and heat. TJ is pinky side, UCL would be on the inner elbow closer to bicep

thats just soft tissue

fyre festival classic

>>150074239
world's largest sewing needle is in Sacramento, CA.

https://www.worldrecordacademy.org/2022/07/worlds-largest-sewing-needle-sculpture-world-record-set-in-sacramento-california-422329

>>150075435
our bottom of the order was a complete blackhole. its nice to see some hitting now

Padrioles mindFUCKED the NL

Padkees live rent-free in stinky Cubger minds.

>>150075116
where's the hypefire

>>150075392
yeah they had some league official on for a minute to make the announcement

AJ Cashprellerman mindFUCKED Baskin Hoyerpaco Fundies

Just got back from work, how did the Speedway Classic go? I'm about to go watch the highlights right now.

Alright Vasquez has his curve working today I don't hate him

mlb will have just a 4 hour window for the game tomorrow, NASCAR starts at 6 pm

>>150075514
He's great

i bet the over in angels-sox, and they are slurping

>>150075116
>poodrepacos have never touched a baseball in their life and were too scared to reply

You guys seriously watch turnleft? I thought you were meming

sorry berdbros, i don't think there's much we can do against this batting lineup :(

>>150075541
His statline looks like a deadball era pitcher. I can't figure him out

>here are the big hitters in the 6 game winning streak
>Elias Diaz
I still can't believe this

>>150075567
Diaz isn't terrible, just needs to be a backup at this point

>middle of summer
>Pouring rain

Do flyovers really?

>>150075576
this but the opposite

>>150075576
uh oh xhe's obsessed

Chihuahuas beat Round Rock.
So, who are my Chis getting from San Diego?

>>150075576
This exactly

>>150075576
TRVKE

there's baseball on cbs sports network

It's looking like my dodgers are gonna be the underdogs once again in October.

HE WAS A PADRE
SHE WAS A DODGER
CAN I MAKE IT ANY MORE OBVIOUS?

poodrepacos see ghosts while watching their team

>>150075621
Who the fuck has cbs sports network

>>150075616
Michael King is rehabbing with you tomorrow, don't mess it up

>>150075634
me for some reason

>>150075576
This looks like spam/flooding to me…

No more brother wars

poodrepedos entire existence revolves around the dodgers lol pathetic

2026 dodgers
1 Mookey Betts
2 Shohei Ohtani
3 Freddie Freeman
4 Kyle Tucker
5 Teoscar Hernandez
6 Will Smith
7 Andy Pages
8 Max Muncy
9 Tommy Edman

sorry berds, we have to gape you here

Padres are top offense

>>150075646
Tucker is going back to the Astros

>>150075655
IDK about that but the fact that X is near his career wRC+ is very promising

>>150075646
So the current lineup but with Tucker? Why wouldn’t you just say that?

>harry potter night again
BORING, where is NIKKE night 2?

>>150075646
I don't want Mookie on my team

>doyerpacos still seething
lmao

My Angels keep their MLB leading streak of games where they don't get no hit alive.

>>150075646
>betts
Something has to be done about this shitter

>ctrl + f “poodre”
>14 results
Rent free

>padres gave up a hit
I CAN’T HEAR YOU DODGERS FANS
MAKE SOME NOOOOOOIIIIIIISE!!!!!!

Someone post that yin and yang gif

>>150075703
Grim. Roberts needs to put him at second base and move Edman to short

shitter melty

Please Ward

>>150075699
i can't hear you dodger fans....
I CAN'T HEAR YOU DODGER FANS

>>150075682
To just let you know guys how good it is.
Is there more heart throbbing lineup than that in current MLB?
Only one close enough is Phillies.

Uh oh poodres

>>150075736
*insanely loud bachata music*

Poodrepacos cant induce a dp

>>150075759
That’s dominican

>>150075767
we're gonna DP you, bitch

my inept ass angels are losing this game

doyerpacos can't induce a run against the rays

Dear Mr Manfred please hire pic related at all future MLB games this will increase attendance tenfold

>>150075747
Peña, Altuve, Correa, Yordan, Paredes, Tucker, Cam Smith, Caratini, Yainer Diaz

>>150075776
my team sucks

UH OH STINKY

>>150075778
Mr. Manfred, sir, ignore the last instructions. Please drone strike this woman immediately

MY BERDS ARE BACK :)

Birds bros we're back

Damn you Randy

It is hardly raining anywhere in America tonight. But of course a year+ planned game at Bristol got a rain cloud that wouldn't fuck off. I love the idea from /mlb/ and /turnleft/, just shit luck man. Hopefully a lot of fans can come back tomorrow.

birds!

KEK POODRES KEKKKKKK

PRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>150075686
Hololive Night at Petco Park with a postgame concert at Gallagher Square please.

>>150075795
He sucks, happy he'll be out of the rotation within a turn or two

>tie the game
>proceed to get an instant 2 outs off a struggling pitcher
t-that's my berds haha :(

>>150075812
I agree

>>150075747
1918 Boston Trolley Dodgers is a close second.

Pete Rose — Designated Hitter
Shohei Ohtani — Left Field
Billy Martin — Center Field
Hal Chase — Right Field
Lenny Dykstra — Third Base
Dale Berra — Shortstop
David Ortiz — Second Base
Kevin Mitchell — First Base
Paul Lo Duca — Catcher

Trevor Bauer — Starting Pitcher
Vida Blue — Starting Pitcher
Rick Ankiel — Starting Pitcher
Luis Ortiz — Starting Pitcher
Emanuel Clase — Relief Pitcher
Ugueth Urbina — Closer

Tony Phillips — Bench Coach
Baskin Roberts — Manager

Strandy Vasquez devil magic luck ran ou T3T

>>150075646
ANIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150075829
Now THAT was a ballclub. Made yer cock throb as well as your heart.

>>150075829
Keep these niggas away from sports books…

>>150075834
It’s ok babe. Plenty of game to be played.

>>150075829
>pete rose
>ohtani
>the nighas from the black Sox scandal
>steroid Ortiz
>clase and Luis Ortiz
Kek’d

>>150075829
You forgot.

Translator: Ippei Mizuhara

>>150075866
Bullpen Coach: A. Recker.

>>150075860
Nice ass

>>150075869
>he doesn't smash nootbars as apart of his pregame
Ngmi

Sneks

Winnable for my berds?

>>150075896
Definitely

>>150075900
Do I even need to say it?

>>150075896
Once Randy is gone, Berds aren't getting any more on the board

>>150075900
racist-bros... go on without me...

>>150075900
God I love black women

Sneks

CHOCCY MONKE

>estrada
The Chicano pitcher!

>>150075216
dude 98% of aches and pains that pop up can be fixed by rest and ibuprofen.

>>150075896
That would be like winning the World Series for Ludicolopacos

Baseball?

>>150075970
God I wanna doggystyle a big black booty bitch. It’s on my bucket list

Americabros we're currently winning the u12 world cup LET'S GOOOOOO We're winning the WBC next year too

Umps HATE the Padres

>>150075989
shamefur dispray

BEAT LA

BEAT LA

BEAT LA

>>150076020
>black_recker.webm

black women don't like baseball

POODRES HAHAHAHAHA

Now this is poodresing

erm chadres what the heck?

elite Padre bullpen

KEK POODRES

>dodgers fans spite watch padres games because they're scared of the standings
imagine being stunted on when you're not even playing

>doyerpacos queefing at the padres even though they got shut out by the rays
Sad!

>>150076094
This is a literal baby doll

>>150076094
Fuck you Padre chad please fuck my Chicano ass

Nuuu fermin didn't catch it, it's okay plenty of baseball left to play.

>>150076094
>dorothy reduced to this stupid fucking meme
doro fags need to get lynched

reminder that dads won their anime night

Love Korean women
Love the Mets
Hate the Poodres
Simple as

>>150076147
Literally me.

poodres lol

/nu/
>>150076180
>>150076180
>>150076180

Honestly, maybe picking up Marcus Stroman doesn't seem far fetched. Maybe Niebla can cook.

>>150076163
do you get heart palpitations tony soprano style whenever you see your ear being shiny in the mirror

>>150076198
>>150076198

>>150076206
retard

499

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495

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497

498

499!

fuck my ass

499

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