Green Flag at 3:35 pm/et on USA
350 laps
Second for Kyle "hey, nigger" Larson
>>150088333That is a lot of nepo babies
prerace coverage has started on usa
>audio not working
classic nbc
post your favorite iowa corn actor
How bad is this gonna be?
>>150088439I got a good feeling about this one.
>>150088333>they don't know i just won the In-Season Challengeโข
>>150088439dem sheetin yoders will win again
>>150088439Race could be bad but USA is unironically the best broadcaster we'll ever have this year.
>>150088333What are Bell and Kryle's kid laughing about?
>>150088311 (OP)What are they making these body panels out of these days, doesn't look like sheet metal or fibreglass?
>>150088496Carbon composite
>>150088538Looks sharp, very modern.
>>150088439badyear/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeYtrwsDpII
One eye on IMSA the other one on /turnleft/.
I know nothing about NASCAR.
Why don't they ever turn right? By which I mean, would you support them having a reverse course where they go clockwise?
>yes muh GodA-MEN!
>>150088700Sneed out of nowhere
AMEN AND GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>150088709Shouldn't you be censored?
iowa is the cup series equivalent of a filler episode, but that's also good because we need more boring tracks
>>150088730Yeehaw cowboy!
plan
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Someone's excited
How much Sunoco race fuel can a KC-135 carry?
are we expecting a good race or a slurper?
didn't we have a KC-135 last week?
>>150088763white girls love that
Roush Fenway Keselowski Racing MUST win today.
>>150088709There's a small amount of logistic challenges, and the end result would be pointless.
i dont care for ryan blaney
>>150088772Last week we had a KC-135 too.
>>150088766each can carries roughly 73 pounds of fuel, so around 2700 cans
This guy looks like the exact type of guy you'd expect to be president of the Iowa Corn Growers Association.
Great Value anon here. We making chicken tacos tonight.
Zilly flipped off Dye while he was sideways in the corner yesterday
>>150088874Oh nice the same weight as your mom
i'm just here for leigh diffey
Iโm going to hang myself upside down by the ballsack if that faggot in the 5 car wins
you know kyle larson, william byron, and alex bowman have NEVER played poker
We need another oil slick
>>150088916William Byron wears a purity ring and thinks mayonnaise is too spicy
>>150088909how long until we hear complaints about a "british guy" commenting NASCAR?
(Yes, I'm aware Diff is Australian)
>>150088890This seems to be REALLY good, which sauce are you using on the chicken?
>kyle busch wreck cam before the race even starts
Has anyone seen Jeff Burton's wife recently?
Someone please get Steve Letard off my TV
I can't watch two races at the same time, sorry IMSA.
>best-looking Menards car in years next to the ugliest car Denny's ever had
short ovals are based and Im tired of pretending they're not
>>150088990I have a $3k MacBook that my last job let me keep after laying me off, and all I really use it for is as a 3rd screen for times like this
GREEN GREEN GREEN
>>150088992based
Anyone have a link to watch?
>>150089030https://dd12streams.com/nas2
>>150088944Braised with some onion and serrano peppers
>>150089019Being killed at his home track doing what he loved doing would be a special way to to go
>>150089030Check either ace z or wearechecking
I decided the other day I am a Carson Hocevar fan, do we have a frog for him?
>>150089041>target brand sauce Very grim
>>150089047you're welcome
>>150089002Remember those Mavis schemes he had last year? Guess they had extra wraps sitting around to use
>>150089066At least they somewhat tried with those
I'd rather be watching horses
>>150089014I only have one monitor and I can only fully focus on one thing only, otherwise I can't proprely watch it.
>>150089083Who the fuck is Bob?
Crowd was apparently packed all weekend, even for the trucks and Xfinity, nice.
>>150089094each car on the field has at least 750 horses in them
>>150089122Within my immediate vicinity, I have 7 computer screens... but right now I'm only using three of them.
>>150089041>>150089058I don't trust that much on supermakert own brands, but this shouldn't taste that bad, right?
>>150089145How do they get all those horses under the hood?
>>150089164You don't wanna know
>>150089164very carefully
>>150088709I'm not a historian but it would seem to me that they go counter clockwise for the same reason Brits drive on the left side of the road, which is that it's more intuitive for motorcyclists and in particular those carrying a sidecar to turn left and motorcycle racing developed first and it stuck.
I used to hang out on Cornado when I was in the Navy, its perfect for a road course. Definitely going to that race next year
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Another nobody can pass race
>>150089312blaney didn't have an issue with lapped traffic last year because he literally punted them all out of the way.
that's what you gotta do here
>>150089312>i need 100 million passes and lead changes to enjoy a raceyou are the problem
>>150089312Such is the norm with the Gen7.
The audio sucks. Feels like NBC/USA isn't mixing in any of the car sounds at all.
Do they have fried corn snacks at the track?
>>150089337removing another diffuser blade will fix everything
>t. steve phelps
If kfb canโt drive the car then the problem is the car
>>150089348If they didn't have roasted corn w/butter I'd have to revoke their statehood
fucking kino fight for the lead
>>150089345Mute NBC and listen to the superior commentary
https://www.mrn.com/live-audio-popup/
>>150089371Theyโre like roush were the problem was Jack himself, just get RC out of a leadership position.
wow great move by Keselowski
BRAD KESELOWSKI IS LEADING THIS RACE
Brad keselowski won this stage
>bread stage win
great start so far
>42 lap battle for 1st place
After coming over from the yellow flag fest at IMSA this is a breath of fresh air
>>150089416This is gonna be me tonight (work in the morning)
>>150088709They turn left because early horse racing in the US is left turn courses. Europe has both left and right turn horse race courses but the first tracks in the US were built by Englishmen from Bedfordshire, which had a left turn course and it became the standard
>>150089094.Not playing this game until they add Birdstone and Smarty Jones.
>>150089371get nepo dillon out of the fucking car.
>>150089441what needs to be fixed? that was the best first stage ive seen this season outside of restrictor plate tracks
>>150089443If they turned right, the driver side door would be constantly close to the fence. It's a safety issue.
>19, 24, 12 up front
stage 2 slop begins
>>150089506On the other side, if a car gets turned around, only the co-driver side gets T-Boned.
So is everyone on the broadcast pretty much the same through Amazon, TNT and NBC except Diffey? I Dale Jr. FLEECED Amazon just to be involved. Good for him.
NBC coverage couldnโt be any worse. This is terrible.
Did someone hack Gluck's account? It's surprisingly based today.
My stream is on the USA channel, works on my machine
>>150089572Is this true chat
just made a bunch of fries in the air fryer
>>150089656You fried nothing.
You just made a bunch of baked potato slices in the compact oven, bitch.
Please let the following cars explode: 19, 12, 24, 5, 77, 23, 7, 54, 45, 88, 48, 41, 35, 10, 4, 47
>>150089722damn why didnโt I get a deep fryer installed in my apartment Iโve been humiliated
>stage 1: 70 laps
>stage 2: 140 laps
>>150089747digits is the fatality roll
is it just me or is it getting dark over there
>>150089771>the only likeable spire driverrip my catholic friend
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bread is like the only leader who can drive the bottom
>>150089837He really likes it in the bottom
>>150089851No one works the bottom better than Mikey
>Bubbles sponsored by McDonalds
>Bubbles sponsored by Beyond Type 1 diabetes scholarships
Just for clarification; when Byron engages in coitus, he receives the other manโs penis in his anus.
>>150089964>this fat fucking sealkill me
RFK and Penske sisters - the gods have smiled on us
vector graphics were a mistake
return to pixels
not too bad all things considered
wasn't he juaning here last year too?
>>150090070Blaney with win today
austin cindric looks like such a fag.
>powered by ethanol
It's all so tiresome.
>>150090102he's one of us so it tracks
>>150090121im powered by ethanol so i get it.
KFB's car is visibly pretty loose.
sorry bros just lost control
Someone needs to wreck that ugly 11 car.
>Ware in the grass
wut
Just got in from the IMSA fuck fest. Did anything happen?
>>150090230we had like 160 laps of green racing and now two cawshuns in short order
Keselowski won 1st phase
>>150090211Because commercials
>>150090230How many FCYs were there? I stopped watching after the corvettes got wrecked on that restart
>>150090190Cody Ware needs his charter revoked
1st place has been a battle all day, great race so far
CLEARCLEARCLEARCLEARCLEARCLEARCLEAR
>>150090242>How many FCYs were there? Corvette got wrecked a couple more times. It was a faggot fuck fest. NASCAR has better driving standards.
>inb4 picture of my PC screenI don't fucking care anymore.
Didnt some fag earlier in the thread imply there would be no passing today? How can one anon be so utterly wrong
>>150090295Low IQ zoomers need constant meaningless passing to be entertained
Poor Denny
Could you imagine driving with your asshole clenched tight all day
Austin Dillon's ethanol car sure is fast in the ethanol race.
>>150090290Thatโs what happens when half the field are dentists and lawyers and have no business anywhere near a racetrack
Richard is based but in a cringe way
>>150090121I filled up with ethanol 1 time because it was extremely cheap compared to regular gas. I got 9 miles to the gallon
>>150090330I see why you would think that, but this was largely people who damn well know better. It was fucking embarrassing to the entire series. Even Hindough was calling them out time and again. I'm a 20+ year sports car fan and I'm furious.
>>150090363Hope you enjoyed getting your motor fouled up
>>150090363i would never put ethanol in my gas tank
>>150090372What was Hindy saying? Heโs gigabased.
>>150090373>>150090378I actually put that truck in a tree a few years later. So I have no idea if it fucked the engine up or not. That tree definitely did though
rape that little twink brad
BUH-RAD KEZ-UH-LOUSKI WON BOTH STAGES
nooooo not my boy Carson :(
since when credit juan sponsors last stage laps, was that a mistak from the caster?
I was watching Brad driving for Junior in 2008. Been a fan my whole life. He deserves this
BRAD KESELOWSKI WON THIS STAGE
>dat packed grandstand
indybros, how come they don't want us
>>150090468brad deserves to get his helmet caught in the catch fence, fuck that dirty ass fuck, worse than logano i dont care that hes an "underdog" now.
>>150090474Blaney will win the final stage
>>150090477Indy would be perfect here
>>150090497Indy doesnโt want to pay rusty Wallace any money to race in Iowa
I will not be pumping it up with ethanol 88 bros
>>150090531should feel right at home
>>150090531Thatโs rich coming from the bamf himself
>>150090401He called out a lot of unnecessary contact, but the quote of the broadcast was something along the lines of
>this isn't sports car racing, this is NASCAR!which is fine if you expect to be driving in a NASCAR race, but drivers were dooring people off the road left and right in all classes in a way you wouldn't expect in sports car racing.
I am really interested to hear the breakdown on Midweek Motorsports. Would have listened to his post race tech if Cup wasn't on.
I'm fucking furious!
>>150090566would fill it up with 14 gallons of ethanol 88 any day
What's the most depressing Nascar team?
>>150090477Working class people who pay bills at the kitchen table don't have the income to see two feature races in one month.
Simple as.
Did Nascar fuck Denny over?
>>150090619Honestly, probably the 3 team.
Driver is an asshole, doesnโt win, every week is a new disaster. Financed by grandpa.
Nothing good to root for
>>150090497Well, there are plenty of videos on YouTube of IndyCar running here of you want to see what it looks like.
Flood the last great colloseum!
Nascar officials punching the air right now
>>150090618Do you have forced induction or an NA with 13:1 or higher compression?
>>150090619Rick Ware Racing and Kaulig
>>150090619Whatever that shitty team Muniz drives for.
Fuck, that shit is embarrassing.
>>150090619The Money Team
>>150090686The banking is like 13 feet above the infeild, you could get a lot of water in that bitch.
RCRbros, this might be our day...
Everybody decided to start running out of talent or what?
clean all day until shitter implosion
/turnleft/ catching up to IMSA with the cautions
>>150090778national association of stock car auto RETARDS
Get these shitters off the racetrack
Did they just casually exposed bell being a cannibal?
Will the KFB era ever come again?
why the fuck haven't they focused on Bubba yet
>>150090834KFB is on his 40s, so probably not, but maybe with Brexton we might have a BFB era in the future.
>>150090852affirmative action win of the year out of the way
>>150090866>Brexton eraDon't put that evil on me Ricky Bobby
>>150090852bc they got it out of the way last week. now he fades back into irrelevance as he eventually quietly gets eliminated after the 1st playoff races.
I step away and the 6 falls out of the top 20. What happened?
KOTH
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oh yeah this is on the track today isn't it?
i smell trouble between 12 and 2
>>150090908Different strategy. Okay
Apparently there's a good race between Chess and Autism that can only be seen via the pylon.
can there be a single good race today please?
>>150090962We literally had F1 hours ago.
How is everyone that fucking loose? Did all the crews get hit by the retard ray or what?
Antiracism just killed Jones.
>>150090892thank god finally
i think bread is just hoping everyone wrecks each other
>>150090962stages 1 and 2 were honestly fine
when the cars bunch up they just rape each other
>>150090990if they can get a decent restart off they will actually get there.
>>1500909722nd race at the track in recent memory, most guys dont have setups nailed in
Ware back on the lead lap.
>>150090778Sorry. It's me. I brought the IMSA stink with me.
I'm so fucking mad...
koth4
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>>150090907>dead lastoh that's why they haven't showed it.
>>150091048Top 25 is still in play
>>150090962That GT race in France was pretty good.
>>150090962suzuka was good
ARCA level shittery for today.
>4 wides and 3 wides all day
one of the more kino races this year
>another crash from getting loose
Make it end
yoda on yoda on yoda violence
We need a Cody Ware moment
>shitters wrecking themselves up front
>bread's prophecies coming true
>saving and avoiding all the wrecks
i trust him tbdesu
>>150091098>9 cautionsthis is a garbage wreck fest, if you spin without someone getting into you, you should be dq'd
melt
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>>150091133End this shit soon so I can watch a movie before bed.
>>150091120get these "toy yoda"s out of my american racing.
>*BEEP**BEEP**BEEP*, *BEEP**BEEP**BEEP*
I was just realizing I hadn't received a text message or call from another human in 42 days (not counting spam/scams/political messages), and was like... maybe my life is shit.
And then I remembered I'm watching this race and yeah now I know it's shit
What the fuck is the point of this
>too many crew over the wall
>SVG
Remember when they hyped this guy up?
>>150091239get these fucking europoors out of here.
Guys just running over each other
A couple more cawshuns and it is even with IMSA today
does iowa have some IQ filter when you enter the state?
>>150091261giwtm
>>150091266I didn't count, but was IMSA >50% cawshun?
>>150091266How long was the IMSA race?
Why is kyle busch such a little bitch
Praying for a caution again
>>150091340Growing up in Las Vegas will do that to a you.
god this is unwatchable. the first 2 stage were good.
I CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE IT ANYMORE
>>150091287>>150091289No, but in the first half, it only had like 20min of racing
>>150090290 And more cawshun
Why do you have to bring in the car for a little dent? Just stay out there and not lose your position going to the pits just to hammer said dent.
easily the best race we've had this year
Can they just DNF Ty Dillon and SVG to keep them off the racetrack
>>150091403>DNFing two of the best drivers on the field
>>150091391These cars are so choked that Martinsville is an aero track now.
What's your guys favorite Nascar commercial?
>>150091426WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
>>150091207IDK, man. Have you reached out to anyone? That phone works two ways, after all.
To answer your question directly, the point of life is to try to make it a bit better for other people. If everyone did that, we'd all be a lot better off. I know it sounds gay, but you will get back what you put in, even if it is only a 50% ROI. Just try it. Make a supportive reply to a comment in a thread, compliment someone on something you don't care about but they clearly love.
I kinda hate my life and I half want to die, but it's pretty cool how easy it is to make other people happy and it helps get me through the bad times.
You are a good person and you deserve to be happy. Same as everyone else.
>>150091426Save Big Money at Menards!
>>150091426idk I have the audio turned off, I've been listening to music since like lap 10
>>150091426https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO9oKpza2No
>>150091426RagsInABox.webm
>>150091426https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBXKD-JyrXk
>lost a side window
Shitshow in full force.
>>150091474>90 laps to goone? three, at least
you picked a fine time to leave me side window
>>150091482I would like to emphasize that side windows are not made to fall off.
Can we just have a red flag while we're at it?
>>150091454My childhood :')
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N584vJkPAHs
>>150091426NAPA know how or My Nards. Although the idea of coach Gibbs shopping for a watter heater as if he was going to install it himself is pretty retarded.
>>150091522man... please use a png
>>150091510meteorite hitting memechek
>>150091510batch of corn stalks gets blown onto the track
>>150091471This is the only right answer
>>150091426FLY THE BLIMP? TOO MUCH HOT AIR!
RACE ANNOUNCER? SAAAME THING THERE!
COULDN'T GET A WORD IN WITH YOU-KNOW-HOO,
"just get down on the track, and do what you do!"
I SLIDE DOWN IN MY SEAT, PULL THE BELTS TIGHT!
GET UP ON THE WHEEL AND LET THE DANCE FLY!
NAPA KNOW-HOW (napa know how napa know-how)
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NAPA KNOW HOW (napa know how napa know-how)
Or
hey brandon
hey dale what's going on man
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you know menards always has SHELGOAT CREEDS in stock i'm headed that way now you wanna go
you read my mind let's do it
man you ever take off that SHELDON CREED OFFICIALLY LICENSED CONDOM
i sleep in this thing
alright
man these stores are incredible i love having them as a partner
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>>150091571https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaHa5_qw7L0
guys i'm scared we've been in green too long
>>150091426https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvWoeJ_YsAk
Did all the shitters shit out
>>150091439Nah, I'm happy to post fun things on this site. I'm a regular contributor to like... 7 or so generals. You may even know me.
I have no one else to reach out to though. I basically let this site take over my life, and yeah it's my own fault, I know.
Byron chads its looking good :) hopefully he doesn't run out of fuel... again
>>150091627Hopefully he has a secret extra fuel tank like Bubba.
realistically, who in trucks could win the championship, move up to xfinity and win the championship, and then move to cup and win the championship and be the first driver to a win a championship in all 3 national series?
the top 4 are all running similar lap times...
preece... bread... please do something
I don't want to see a Byron win again
Watch Haley run out and cause an overtime.
>>150091690Byron is short on fuel for the third time
>sleep through turnleft alarm
>65 laps left
>>150091623I know how you feel. I'm on the same point where I basically only have you, frens, to chat in an enjoyable way. The only way I can cope with life is with my hobbies and interests, but I hope you can get around it, it's always possible to have a turnaround in life.
>>150091623>You may even know me. Maybe. I hope I have been a fren.
Just know, the world is out there for you when you're ready. It's crazy how easy it is to get along with folks when you just say what you like instead of what you don't like. If you ever think no one cares, remember, we do.
>>150091286>>150091326>>150091644
>>150091664It probably won't happen because anyone with talent skips one series or the other.
Maybe Sheldon Creed can do it buy stringing together enough 2nd place finishes.
fucking sรถyman, bread would have caught the leaders by now if it wasn't for that dogshit restart
Y'all got any more of those free cautions?
"The 24's talking about saving; let's go get that 19."
Race of the year if not for all the fucking cautions
Imagine if the top 8 all run out and Dillon wins
Byron should sue his crew chief if he runs out again
>>150091780Don't bring that evil on us.
>>150091780Please let it happen.
less than 2 gallons left on byron's tank
I will kms live on blackpeoplemeet if I watched this shit just to see Byron win
They put nos in Bubba's car
>>150091797Rip, byron gots this
This shit is crazy, how is he going to make it?
>>150091426i loved the busch ads from the late 90s with blues travelers' the mountains win again. it made my 10yr old self want to drink a beer that someone pulled out of a mountain stream.
Watch Byron do a three-minute burnout.
Fucking hell, it will be Blaney.
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I wanted it to be Bread so bad bros
Kino fucking race when it was green
Does he have enough for a burn out?
>>150091797Oh nononononono hahahahahahahahahahaha
god that was terrible. 10 shitter cautions got a bunch of shitters chasing down a fuel mileage car for the win.
What's the moral of this race?
The biggest who gives a shit top 10 in a while. Thank God it's over.
Alright bros Iโll be setting up a live stream on black people meet in about 10 minutes
>>150091843Tires don't wear
Fuel doesn't run out
commentators are part of the performance, like with wwe
>two weeks in a row where the lead bitches about fuel and yet still is able to do a burnout
Its all so tiresome...
Garbage waste of a timeslot race.
Just let a tornado wipe that racetrack
Good race. Aside from all the shittery that happened on this race, the next gen provided us a pretty decent race, quite unexpectedly for a short oval.
See y'all on the next weekend, lads.
out of the all the possible outcomes we got the worst one
>>150091843Saving fuel is based but HMS winning is gay and retarded
>>150091850you spoke of that and the TLC right now is delivering good shit
>>150091846RCR got a Top 10 somehow.
>>150091876no idea what that is, so have fun or sorry to hear.
>>150091887Summerslam got a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match for the tag team belts for smackdown and raw
>>150091848Do tires even matter anymore at half of these races? Byron just mogged the field on old tires running half throttle kek
Race was kind of >fun in many ways
KANPAI~
>>150091900What makes hms so good?
>>150091925And then Byron won...
Not Bread.
>>150091926Good crew-chiefs on the #24 and #5 team, good engines, good pit crew and a good setup on their cars.
>>1500919265 - Being able to win
9 - Consistency
24 - A combination of both
48 - lol
>>150091900Brad gained a lot of ground but he's got to win Richmond or Daytona.
>>150091900>dennis hamlel 4th despite missing a racetbdesu it's mexico i dont think he would've done well there, but the bubu might have cost him the regular season championship
>>150091912They literally don't lose grip until they fall apart.
>>150091941Shit happens and today there was a lot of it. Would have liked it if Bread won it.