Thread 150197536

>news
SF: Niners WR Brandon Aiyuk (knee) return targeted for Week 6 of regular season
PHI: Eagles OL Landon Dickerson to undergo minor procedure on knee; goal is to be ready for Week 1
LAR: Rams' Matthew Stafford sits out practice on Monday despite anticipated return
CLE: Browns QB Dillon Gabriel (hamstring) participates in 11-on-11 drills
HOU: Texans' DeMeco Ryans: 'John Metchie showed up' along 'tight competition' at wide receiver
DET: Lions safety Morice Norris is in concussion protocol after scary injury on Friday vs. Falcons
NFL: Top 100 Players of 2025, Nos. 40-39: Roquan Smith, C.J. Stroud land in top 40 after big drop
>thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfEp5l0UMBE

cte will kill this sport

>>150197536 (OP)
>no franco Harris on the op

QB rankings according to 50 NFL coaches and executives
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6514160/2025/08/11/nfl-qb-rankings-tiers-2025-jackson-daniels/
>tier 1
1. Mahomes
2. Burrow
3. Allen
4. Lamar
5. Stafford (??)
>tier 2
6. Jayden Daniels
7. Herbert
8. Goff
T-9. CJ Stroud
T-9. Jalen Hurts
11. Mayfield
12. Shit shitshit
13. Jordan Love
14. Purdy
>tier 3
15. Kyler Murray
16. Aaron Rodgers
17. Tua Turndaballova
18. TLaw
19. Geno Smith
T-20. Bo Nix
T-20. Sam Darnold
22. Drake Maye
23. Caleb Williams
24. Bryce Young
25. Kirk Cousins
>tier 4
26. Russel Wilson
27. Justin Fields
28. Penix
29. McCarthy
30. Daniel Jones
31. Joe Flacco
32. Anthony Richardson
33. Spencer Rattler
>tier 5
34. Kenny Pickett

>>150197539
Deservingly so

Rasm boutta finna gonna win da owl

>>150197583
Stafford nearly beat the Eagles last year in a snow game with almost no run game, so yea he's probably fairly 5 right now
That said I'd still put him in tier 2 as number 5, not tier 1

Why are they getting so much hype by the media? They’re garbage

>>150197583
>shit shitshit in tier 2

it never ceases to amaze me how many media cucks and people around the league rate that fucking loser so highly

hes the NFLs greatest scam artist by a mile

>>150197768
Everyone loves the Packers, they're Americas team. Remember Brett Favre? Dude used to go out onto the field and throw laser beams.

>>150197768
jordan love jocksniffers

have one decent half of a season + black qb = establishment hype

>>150197809
>Everyone loves the Packers, they're Americas team
Dumbest shit I've read this summer. Congratz. Go back to school, kid.

>>150197768
who's hyping them up as anything more than a fringe top 10 team?

the official /BALL KNOWER/ qb tier rankings have arrived

>>150197583
This is the second list I've seen today with Stafford in the top five. Dude is semi-washed. He's still okay, but come on, top five is ridiculous. Aaron Rodgers gets so much shit for his 2024 stats, but Stafford has had THREE YEARS IN A ROW like that.

Can someone give me some better team name ideas? My current one is outdated.

>>150197961
Squirts and Purdy are bus drivers at best. Herbert will actively hurt the team.

gm sirs

woof check

>>150198123
Yeah I’m thinking it’s a good day today

>>150198106
>>150198106
>every time she loses an argument she shouts we dem Boyz
>gives you that smug cute smile when she starts 1-0
>basically retarded maximum cute
>her Dad read her stories of Tom Landry and Jimmy Johnson
>talks indepth about the 90s despite being born in 2003
>legitimately thinks Texas is back
I love this retard so much.

>>150198146
Awesome pic. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight.

>>150198123
Morning bro ready for a fun season of battling for the NFC North

VAMOS RAMS

>>150198255
>backhanding 5 dudes with 1 slap
what a legend

What does "Temujin" even mean in non spic speak.

Patty Cuckitini

>>150198299
Some kind of taco spice probably.

>>150198299
>>150198409
Go to bed, Chikaner

>>150198147
Super Bowl Champs

do we need another week of football where every team round-robin swaps QBs to prove which QBs are carried and which aren't?

>>150198476
It takes a long time to learn an offensive system.

>>150198476
Each year or two shuffle the QBs all around to different teams in long a draw

>>150198476
no 2 more

>>150198484
well then there you go
give each QB a week to learn the scheme and we can find out who, as the /nfl/ labels them, the so called "systembabbies" and who can ball out on their own talent and skill

How is everyone's buttholes this morning?

>>150198520
Loose as a goose

>>150198520
burning
I really gotta stop eating spicey food so late at night

>>150198602
him and tet finna boutta cruise to the playoffs

Why does every fan see a bad rookie year as a death sentence when there are plenty of examples that it doesn't really matter?
Peyton Manning's first year was abysmal
Josh Allen took until year 3 to really start being good
Geno Smith and Sam Darnold both took a long time to stop being shit

>>150198670
simple answer is they don't know ball

>>150197961
Purdy, Dak, Nix too high
Geno, Young too low

>>150197539
nah not enough players get it to be a thing. wheres bradys cte? wheres mannings? wheres montanas? wheres marinos? wheres bo jacksons?

>>150198728
nix unironically has no help the denver offense is badddd

>>150198749
he has a top 5 oline and decent receivers

>>150197768
In the NFC you ain't the Lions or Eagles then you don't apparently don't matter much.

>>150198749
>best pass-blocking O-line in the league
>decent receivers, including a true #1
>babby's first offensive scheme to give him easy completions and yards
All that and he's still a below average QB statistically.

>>150198824
Can I short the Niners? They're not good.

>Going to retire with the best playoff receiving stats of all time
>not even a WR
lol

>>150198866
>not even a WR
Wrong

>>150198299
Temujin means big booty Latina.

>>150198876
What a goober

>>150198886
America's sweetheart Travis Kelce is a Tight End anon

>>150198299
It's not Spanish, I think it's Japanese or something. Probably some anime thing.

>>150198901
>lines up off the line more often than not
>doesn't block
He's a WR.

>>150198299
genghis khan's birth name

>>150198299
It means Iron Man in Mongolian

>>150198299
Jin means pussy and temu is cheap Asian knockoffs. She wants to be treated like some whore in one of her dirty animes. She's one of those weebs that comes up with her own slang words(or Otaku as it's known over there).

>>150199053
Post the one where he lights Steveos fart on fire

>>150199035
Lets farm some europeans Yous

>>150199178
cringe

>>150199178
is she actually prego?

Yeehaw

>>150198839
>decent receivers
nix laid a beautiful ball to sutton against the niners and the dude just dropped it. thats denvers #1 a dude with mid speed mid height and mid hands compare his ass with any other #1 in the league and theyre all levels above him

>>150199297
>mid height
He’s 6’4”
>mid hands
He has some of the best hands in the league

>>150199297
>no good receiver has ever dropped a ball
Thank you for this insightful reply

>>150198824
Apparently the oddsmakers just completely forgot that the lions lost both coordinators and that goof is still their qb.

>>150199386
Doesn't matter, still winning the division bucko.

Do you guys have anything you want to say to Dak?

>>150199454
A word that starts with N

>>150199454
Thank you for keeping dem boyz down

>>150199264
This is the kind of picture the funny guy in a friend group ironically puts as his profile picture on social media.

Reminder that Peyton Manning, Dan Marino, Philip Rivers, and even Tom Brady would never be given the chance to get a starting gig in today's NFL and would be 3-4th round draft picks at best (with Tom going undrafted).
However, if allowed to play in today's NFL with today's rules Marino would probably throw for 60+ TDs. Tom was playing at an MVP level in his 40s. Peyton Manning would have been looked at with disdain because he couldn't scramble.

>>150197808
Dak is a good QB. Actually, he is a great regular season QB. However, he turns into a pumpkin in the playoffs. He is like Lamar Jackson in that regards, but Lamar is an MVP-tier QB in the regular season.
Considering Dak is a 4th round pick he has vastly overperformed. Most teams would take him as their QB over their current one. Not necessarily at his price tag, but the cap hit for every QB is pretty fake because you just had lmao void years to the end and then extend or trade them near the end of the contract.

>>150199454
>garbage time statpadder
Garbage QB desu

>>150198602
this dude is an elite highschool qb

>>150199451
>still winning the division
Buddy, that's Owl appearance odds. If Detroit couldn't make it last year, they're not making it this year

>Bills RB James Cook returns to practice after hold-in; Sean McDermott says 'things have changed'

what'd they do to James cook

>>150199575
He's been in the league for 9 years and is the highest paid player in league history. You can't hide behind the "but h-h-he's good for a 4th round p-pick" cope anymore.
He's a regular season stat-padder, not a good regular season QB. Comparing him to Lamar is insulting, Lamar actually makes his team better during the regular season.

>>150199615
9/11 son, 9/11.

*takes a 4 win team to a CCG appearance*

>>150199625
So does Dak. Most QBs aren't even good during the regular season, anon. He is definitely a pretty good QB to have but I do ultimately agree he is not gonna get you to the SB unless he goes on a crazy run. People focus so much on Mahomes, Allen, Burrow, and Lamar that they forget that the average QB is pretty bad and Dak generally is out performing most other QBs in the league. I also said his price tag was pretty crazy too, but the NFL's cap is constantly going up and with void years and signing bonuses it nearly isn't as bad as it looks because the cap is more of a suggestion than anything else. I still wouldn't pay him that much, and it is weird to give Dak that much and not wanna pay Micah.

>>150199612
You think you're smarter than degenerate gamblers?

>>150199709
Jayden Daniels was incredible last year, but CJ Stroud was also great his rookie season too. If he performs at like 90% of what he did last year I'll say he is elite, but if he gets noticeably worse like CJ then I won't have anything to say.

>>150199718
I feel bad for Jayden. The 'ders had a great chance to build something special around him for the future but instead doubled down on old, mediocre, and overpaid players. They could have built a potential dynasty but instead they're going to waste him.

>>150199752
I warned you all about Harris

>>150199752
>old, mediocre, and overpaid players
That described the 2024 team outside of Daniels too

I know I won't get a serious answer but why did tom brady lose a superb owl Eli "I football'd good" Manning?

>>150199804
Hence the "double down"

>>150199816
Well one of them was off a fluke play that has become one of the most replayed highlights in all of NFL history.

>>150199816
For one of them the Giants defense was Elite. If they could give SBMVP to the entire defense the should have.
I don't know about the other one.

>>150198740
Good QBs don't take a hit every play. Linemen have it the worst.

>>150199817
You were wrong last year

>>150199890
No I wasn't, I was the one saying they'd have a year similar to the Texans the previous year, and finish 2nd in the division. I've always liked Daniels, I think he's a great player who can be a game changer. That's why it sucks that they're not building something great around him.

>>150199626
>>150199626
Never forget.

Man I hate 2 QB leagues. I can bring myself to draft QBs in the first and second. Who would you guys go for?

>>150199988
Chase! Also? >>>/ffg/

VIKINGS IN PURPLE WITH GAY CHEERLEADERS LOLOLOLOLOL

>>150199988
This roster is incredibly plonked kek great WRs fwiw but the rest....

Can we PLEASE stop taking a it the bills gong undefeated this season already?

Can we PLEASE stop talking about the bills gong undefeated this season already?

>>150199988
No one cares about your fantasy team

>>150199839
I think they should be able to assign sbmvp to a position group, a single player, or an entire unit. It goes against what the acronym stands for, but who cares? The Eagles defensive front or whole defense would have been mvp this year for instance. There have been Super Bowls won because Special Teams was the difference maker. It would make it more interesting than what it currently is, which is qb, pass rusher, or wide receiver of the winning team.

>>150200042
I saw that

>>150199996
There's no ffg
>>150200031
Anything you'd have done differently?>>150200071
I go (You)s so some people do

>>150200086
That’s a great suit that’s ruined by an ugly ad. A small logo on the pocket liner would be classier than a big sleeve patch.

>>150200107
No one cares about your fantasy team

>>150200031
Hoping Egbuka is good

>>150200122
Eh actually not a bad roster overall with that bench. You should have drafted more rookies especially rookie RBs there was some very good ones in this class. I'd immediately switch out Justin Fields for Bryce Young in your starting lineup. He looked very good at the end of last season while Fields is a huge question mark

Just got reminded of this game that I completely memory-holed. I knew the Chiefs had a lot of weird games last season that were way closer than they should have been, but I did not remember that one of them was against the Kirk Falcons.

>>150200122
It's nice having the Broncos defense be scary again

>>150200166
Also, LEL

New to fantasy football. Why is everyone laughing at my team?

>>150200239
No one cares about your fantasy team

despite a meniscus tear and many posts of "IT'S SO OVER", Landon Dickerson is on track to be able to start in the season opener

>>150199550
Yes.

>>150200222
I remember earlier in the season when the entire nfcs minus the Panthers looked promising. Then the Saints mirage ended quickly, Kirk fell apart, and the Bucs got riddled with injuries but were still the only solid team left. The Bucs vs Falcons tnf game was one of the best games of the season.

When are they adding the 18th game + extra bi week?

>>150199988
Good roster

>>150200166
Don't look up how that game ended btw

The most injury prone QB in the nfl right now lmao
Nigga's muscle tissue is made of paper machete

I could've sworn Cam Ward was white, did I switch timelines again?

>>150200273
>The Bucs vs Falcons tnf game was one of the best games of the season.
I watch every single prime time game but I missed the 2nd half of that game because I had to take some family to the airport. Reeee

>>150200333
Nigga what

>>150199500
Lol yeah my buddy and I had one where we were kind of dressed like that but we were on the side of a boat pulling a rope, in suggestive poses(one of us behind the other) making the kind of faces you'd expect. We even oiled up for it. We had another where it was a double selfish of just our faces but if you look hard enough enough behind up there's a shower head and it's running.

>>150199297
chase must be a complete bust then

>>150200323
Wtf. At least it isn’t on his throwing hand, but it is a pattern now.

>>150200239
I care about your fantasy team

>>150200323
They paid this guy based off of half a season's performance.

>>150200378
Yeah, that anon is retarded. Even the best receivers in the league will have some horrific drops, given enough time. One drop means nothing

>>150200333
It happened again? What the fuck, it's likes how Braxton Berrios on the Jets was black and Braxton Berrios on the Dolphins was white.

>>150200435
that guy gets all the bussy

>>150199988
>>150200122
Never played 2 QB, do the top guys go first round?

>>150200122
Kyle pitts makes me sad

>>150200378
>bust
No
>over rated burrow babby
Yes

>>150200435
The girls are probably all jealous that they'll never be as good at cheering than him

>>150200239
DK, ZAY, and waddle leave much to be desired as starters

>>150200464
>over rated burrow babby
they elevate eachother

>>150200464
Is Burrow a chasebabby or is Chase a burrowbabby?

>>150200472
No

>>150200475
Chase is a burrow baby

>>150200475
They’re both Zach Taylor babbys.

>>150200488
kek good one

>>150200254
I don't believe it

>>150200491
Nta but yeah. It's Zach Taylor. Probably the 4th or 5th best offensive play caller and arguably the best pass caller. He'd make anyone look good at QB.

Are my bears gonna make it this time?

I think Joe Bengal is a pretty cool guy. Eh fights the Ravens and doesnt afraid of anything.

>>150200488
>>150200522
Don't you have a training camp to be running, Zac?

>>150200568
my roflcopter goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

Minnesota got to be the gayest state

>>150197564
What race is this?

>>150200435
>>150200584
Sassy ass niggas

What are they talking about?

>>150200575
Do you really think I'd spell my name wrong if it were really me?

>>150200284
>extra bi week

>>150200590
Winner.

>>150200590
Thats Vince Lombardi idiot

>>150200595
Your mom lol

>>150200608
You see, the Moors...

>>150200608
Vince Lombardi idiot isn't a race.

You can always tell the Italians who get immediately triggered when you remind them they aren't White.

>>150197961
>Purdy
The 49ers took Jimmy G to the Super Bowl. When Purdy didn't have a stacked team he missed the playoffs.

>>150200620
based

>>150200608
The question still stands

Cowherd just compared the Browns search for a quarterback to J-Lo's search for a boyfriend.

>>150200660
being a pasty ghoul isn't really something we emulate

>>150200595
The weather probably. I don't think GMs are allowed to negotiate contracts with players. They have to go to their agents.

>Vikings once again proving they're the zestiest NFL team
really surprised it isn't the queefs for once

>>150200637
>>150200748
Clearly a whitoid

>>150200770
Tell that to Jurrah

>>150200773
>Clearly

>>150200597
Is that the kiwi ass pic everyone was talking about?

i miss tyreek

>>150200559
No

>>150200595
>So, I see you’re still being a whiny bitch standing here on the sideline.
>Terry’s fw

>>150200781
I'm sure their agents encourage them to talk to the senile old bastard.

I can't wait for the meltdown when Jalen Hurts is top 10 in the NFL 100

>49ers WR room
Holy shit it smells, if Ricky or Kittle go down it's fucking over.

>>150200849
It's absolutely grimm rn. The rookie 4th rounder Watkins had a good game on Saturday and now he's out a month with a high ankle sprain

>>150200849
I know it's just preseason but the Niners looked really bad against the Broncos

I’m out the next month with high bussy pain

>>150200903
thanks dad the post

>cowboys/eagles season opener
Kek it's going to be a bloodbath

>>150200952
yeah cowsois are going to get fucked

>>150200952
It’s the weakest opening game in a while.

>>150200857
Is that Bo Nix blasting away hundreds of dollars of ammo with Walmart money?

>>150200787
You have CTE

>>150200749
>listening to Cowberg

>the Chiefs dynasty is over since Kelce is doing a media tour. ---Dave Portnoy
>https://talksport.com/nfl/3467882/dave-portnoy-travis-kelce-taylor-swift-chiefs-patriots-dynasty/
Is this the brilliant sports analysis I can look forward to on FS1 now that they purged their morning lineup?

>>150200849
The 9ers are the biggest frauds of the preseason. Everyone looks at their easy schedule and has them getting far, but they could easily lose 10 games

>>150200597
Was the original censored. I want to see the kiwi's booty.

>>150200903
Get well soon

>one of their best players is a 5'9 WR
>their best QB is black
>their best LB is white
>their best coach is hispanic

Best retros

>>150201029
>best qb
Jake Delhomme was black??

>>150200996
He's a Pats homer, he'll always hate the Chiefs for taking their throne in the modern era

>>150201042
For me it's the Seahawks retros. But those are a close 2nd

>>150201057
But why should I care about some bro sports show. He's not providing a unique take.

>>150201077
I only occasionally care about his pizza reviews. Caleb Pressley is the only good thing to come out of Barstool

>>150201042
So fucking ugly

>>150200493
>Adam Schefter: Best-case scenario: Eagles Pro-Bowl guard Landon Dickerson will undergo what’s being described as “a minor procedure” on the meniscus in his right knee in the coming days. Dickerson then will be considered week to week, with the goal of returning for Week 1.

>>150201042
Falcons throwbacks are way better.

>>150201108
You think saying it again but longer makes it believable kek

>>150201108
Nice

>>150200160
Fields isn’t a question mark. He’s a proven commodity. He’s ass.
Steelers fan btw.

>>150200996
Portgoy has been scammed by crypto multiple times. He's low IQ

>>150201140
>trump voter
>low IQ
many such cases

Hello, I am new to the NFL. This throw seems uncharacteristic of Patrick Mahomes. Could anyone inform me whether or not he may have been suffering some kind of affliction during this game?

>>150201126
I think "the goal of returning for week 1" is a lot more promising then "the goal of returning for the playoffs", smart guy

>>150201156
He had the flu

>>150201156
DA FLU

>>150201156
he came down with a case of strained bussy

>>150201149
>>150201140
Yeah and even just listening to him speak for 5 minutes you'll realize how dumb he is.

>>150201156
His children have no melanin

>>150201156
>>150201169
>>150201172
>>150201192
Chiefs had a win streak over the Broncos dating back to the Obama administration.

Mahomes had the flu heading into that game.
https://www.si.com/nfl/broncos/news/patrick-mahomes-flu-broncos-chiefs

Chiefs 35-5 record against the AFCW is the best divisional record since the merger.

He plays in Super Bowls as frequently as he loses to AFCW teams which shows how rare it is.

>>150201126
Minor meniscus repairs commonly have a recovery time of about 4 weeks, so it's not unreasonable. He might miss the first game, he might not.

>>150201140
>>150201149
This

>>150201206
>which shows how biased the refs and the NFL are
ftfy

Are the Patriots elite again?

>>150201224
always have been

>>150201140
they're all scams, he just got caught holding the bag

>>150201206
>Chiefs 35-5 record against the AFCW
I reread this and thought that must be a typo. Then I googled it. LOL it's real.

>>150201245
what happens when you spend your entire career in a cupcake division

>>150201206
Meanwhile Jordan won a Championship game while playing with food poisoning

>>150201224
HA

>>150201264
>meanwhile Jordan won when they rigged the games for him to winw
Ow so cool and impressive not

>>150201264
>food poisoning
and he took that personally

Of course Bo Nix looked bad in the preseason game, he's only good when he's putting himself at risk

>>150201262
>what happens when you spend your entire career in a cupcake division
That's what Brady did, but Mahomes will only get 8 seasons of an easy division. AFCW is stacked now.

AFCW had the best win rate in the conference and 3 of their teams made it to the playoffs. All 4 of the HCs are hall of famers. Chargers, Broncos, and Chiefs defense was ranked in the top 5.

Only the Raiders are dragging us down but now they have a decent QB and HC.

>>150201309
>Brady
Out of NOWHERE

>>150201243
This. IQ doesn't matter when it comes to investing/trading. Keeping your emotions in check/risk management is more important. Portnoy is just an overly emotional gambler

>brings up brady
mindbroken

JJ, Bo, Arch and Joe saving the league?

>>150201206
Holy cope lmao

>>150201208
We honestly don't need him against Dallas because their interior line is so dogshit but I'm guessing he plays because he's a tough sob and the eagles med staff is elite

>>150201156
Everyone has a brain fart once in a while

>>150201327
>>150201332
I didn't take a dig at Brady. I said both Brady AND Mahomes benefited from a weak division but that's no longer the case moving forward now that AFCW is stacked.

>>150199839
>I don't know about the other one.
Both rosters were trash in that Owl, the elite teams in both conferences choked hard in the playoffs. NE that year had one of the worst defenses and the whole offense was Gronk, Hernandez, and Welker, but Gronk was hurt for the championship.

>>150201343
Yeah pretty much this

>>150200996
I hate this manlet faggot

>>150201334
They have a lot more proving to do, Burrow made the Owl though, JJ hasn't even played regular season NFL, Arch isn't even out of college and Nix did take the Broncos to the playoffs but he still has a lot to prove

>>150201351
Yeah but Fagdy has nothing to do with the conversation being had.

Why the fuck has fatlanta not traded Kirk Cousins? There is zero purpose to having him on the roster.

PFM

>>150201373
>traded Kirk Cousins
To all those desperate buyers?

>>150201373
Nobody wants Kirk. His days of FLEECING the league is over. He's one of the highest paid QBs in the history of the sport yet has 0 playoff wins to show for it.

>>150199550
5k yards in 1984 is one of the all-time implausible sports achievements. That was so far beyond what was considered possible at the time. It would be like if Burrow threw for 7k this year or something

>>150201334
JJ has never played a game and probably sucks, Bo is mediocre, and Arch sucks lel. Joe is good though.

>>150201373
Because no one wants him, duh. Pretty sure most teams if not all have chosen their QB1 by now

>>150201394
And no one would care because he can't meme scramble and then chuck it deep like Anthony Richardson who somehow still has a starting role in the NFL.

>>150201394
fouts threw for 4800 just 3 years prior.

>>150201373
It will have to be a mid season trade from a team that is desperate, if it’s possible at all. No one is going to do it right now. His contract is too restrictive given where he’s at physically. They’re going to have to eat the cap hit until it’s financially viable to eventually cut him. I haven’t looked at his deal, but that could be in a year or two.

>>150201388
>>150201392
>>150201398
I'm sure some team would take him for like a 6th rounder or something. There is literally no reason to keep him on the roster. Penix is firmly their guy right now and if he gets hurt or it turns out he completely sucks it would be time to tank, not start a mediocre and expensive vet that would be good enough for a couple useless wins.

>>150201373
He'll get traded to the Colts or Browns by week 4, mark my words.

>>150201392
>0 playoff wins
He did BTFO the aints that one time in the wildcard

>>150201243
>>150201329
He's too dumb to sell when he's made profit. So he's low IQ. And he's retarded for buying obvious short term pump and dump schemes like safemoon and believing it's anything besides that. So he's low IQ. Also he's one who would say "but what if it goes to $1" because he's too low IQ to realize that the market cap would be more than all the money on earth combined if that happened. This happened to him multiple times he's low IQ
>he just got caught holding the bag
Because he's low iq
>>150201329
IQ doesn't matter when it comes to investing/trading
I get what you're saying but non of the above would happen to him if he's wasn't low IQ

Why does any player wants a new contract, whined up getting hurt?

>>150201423
Kirk is just too expensive. If you're a team like the Steelers, there's equivalent/better talent for much cheaper. And if you're a team like the Saint, you want to draft a young guy to build around. Nobody benefits from paying Cuck Kirksons $1 billion

>>150201373
The only teams retarded enough to take on him and his contract don't have the cap space because they already spent it on different retards.

>>150201467
Post cousins acting like a homo 1-13.webm NOW

>>150201262
>what happens when you spend your entire career in a cupcake division
His win rate against everyone is good (best of all time in the Super Bowl era).

I think he's like 25-5 against the NFC in the regular season.

Meaning he goes to Super Bowls at the same rate he loses to NFC.

Kirko should come home to mini soda. I bet he'd win more games than JJ McSharty.

>>150201484
almost everybody

>>150201373
It's going to be a chainlet, anon

>>150201498
The Lions didn't beat the Chiefs in their last meeting the Chiefs beat themselves.

>>150201461
Benix is made out of glass, it's lose/lose for atl

>>150201286
Lol you're the one coping. Jordan was fun to watch

>>150201459
That doesn't mean you're low IQ. Issac Newton did the same thing during the Tulip Mania and he got wrecked. Not saying Portnoy high IQ or anything. I'm saying that it's almost meaningless. Having a high IQ is almost a bad thing for trading because it gives you a false sense of confidence.

>>150198876
>They hate Kelce since they can't grow chest hair like him

>>150200966
You're It*lian

>>150201530
Hmmm, that's not how I remember it. I believe the Lions scored more points so that means they beat the Chiefs.

Does Mahomes parents or grandparents see his his kids almost completely white and wonder what went wrong?

How many of these players can you name, /nfl/? I'll even leave the years there, to give you a chance.

Tay and Dan

>>150198866
>>150198876
>>150198901
>>150198909
>>150199053
This is turning me on and I'm super straight.

>>150201555
ass not found

>>150201555
Gnomes need love too

>>150201565
ebin

>>150201554
>Issac Newton did the same thing during the Tulip Mania
There had never been an economic bubble of that magnitude before. Meanwhile there had been multiple crypto runs and he STILL gets destroyed Everytime. Again, And he's retarded for buying obvious short term pump and dump schemes like safemoon and believing it's anything besides that. So he's low IQ. Also he's one who would say "but what if it goes to $1" because he's too low IQ to realize that the market cap would be more than all the money on earth combined if that happened. This happened to him multiple times he's low IQ. If he wasn't retarded he'd have seen through this

>>150201565
It’s official guys, my team could go 17-0 this year.

>the preview of Taylor announcing her new album on Travis Kelce's podcast got 100M views in a few hours


Rodger Goodell sees these numbers and know the Chiefs are the only chance he has at growing the young female demographic which is the only area they struggled to grow. Taylor should use her power and say I'm only attending games with Rashee Rice.

lel

>>150200849
We have like 4 good RBs, Juan Jennings, Kittle, Pearsall, a supposedly healthy McCaffrey and everyone got a shitload of rest by playing zero postseason games.

And yeah, the Aiyuk contract is pure AIDS but I still assume he's going to at least be of some use eventually. Best case scenario is he gets his pride wounded by seeing Jennings taking his #1 spot and comes back motivated, but considering it's Aiyuk that may be too much to ask.

>>150201654
he just needs more time

>>150201536
That’s the Catch 22 of it all. Penis won’t get hurt if they keep Kirk, but if they find a retarded gm willing to take on his contract, he will get hurt within weeks of the trade.

>>150201007
The fag posted the full ham
>>34222349 (in soc)

>>150201755
Hey! That's just the same webm renamed! You're a phony!

>>150201785
You're not joking, you really don't see it do you?

>>150201751
LOL
>>>/soc/34222349

>>150201668
>4 good RBs
Yeah, right. They should have kept Mason, he was actually good and McCaffery will inevitably get hurt again.

>>150201684
he was also >on pace for over 5100 yards during the 1982 strike shortened season

>>150201816
I just watched both of them 10 times. Not seeing it :(

not watching that

>>150201903
see
>>150201897

what he said

>>150200597
>>150201821
Isn't that picture old as shit? I'm pretty sure I remember anons claiming that was Old Gay several years ago

>>150201921
He said you're a bitch

>>150201928
based
>>150201921
cringe

>>150201498
I'm not a queefs fan but dat lion is making me mad

>>150201946
Goood... let the hate flow through you...

The less the Eagles ask Jalen to do the more they win. He's a roster baby.

>>150197536 (OP)
>Italian Excellence
kek silly pastaniggers.

>>150199718
>noticeably worse like CJ
I still have hope for CJ if the Toxins would bother to get a better O-line. Also, Slowick was exposed pretty badly because he wouldn't adapt after teams had tape on CJ.

>>150197583
>>tier 3
>>Tua
kek

>>150197536 (OP)
>Italians
>White
No lol

>>150201961
No. I don't think I or that anon will click it. Fuck that jew. Hope he gets sent to the espn network basement.

>>150202019
Throwing more is correlated with losing, that's just how football works you casual

>>150202044
They've been white since the mid 20th century

>>150202062
just allow the africans to claim ownership of them, they need more qbs

>>150202019
These include games from the 2020 season and games from the 2021 season where Sirianni was calling retarded ass plays for half the season. Go ahead and gather the stats from the Lions game in 2021 onward and see how the stats change.

>>150202085
Keep your sick fetishes to yourself

QB1

>>150202062
Italians were always considered white legally in the US. They were just seen as lesser/different than the dominant Anglo-German stock. Like the Irish. How do we know they were always considered white? Well for one, they were given American citizenship at a time it was only given to whites, and second intermarriage was never legally barred whenever miscegenation was illegal.

>Sheduer is currently the 4th string QB
OH NONONONO

>>150202126
This dude comes off as such an inauthentic faggot.

>>150202169
They got rid of DTR?

>>150202173
He is. I think he is a fine player but every statement is manufactured by his team of women who think they can come up with incredible one liners.

>>150202062
Nah bro you will never be white, just be proud of what you- kek nah sorry couldn't finish typing that.

>>150202062
They've been Italy shorter than we've been the US

>>150202160
Irish and Italians were widely mocked far into the 20th century. C'mon now anon no need to play revisionist brown history.

I will be looking out for DJ Lagway and Dylan Raiola this season. 2027 QB Draft Class could be amazing.

I know
>PFF
but this seems really off of what I saw in the actual game?

>>150202205
Reread what I wrote
>>150202030
Yes.

>>150202062
please don't lump us in with those waspy crackers

>>150202175
They traded him to the Iggles for Pickett and a 5th

Hooked on bonix

>>150202240
They were never considered "white" until niggers and other undesirables were seen as worse. You know this. Legal definitions aren't the same as society's definitions.

>>150202044
North Italians are white. Southern Italians are not. Sicilians are downright swarthy.

>>150202263
>t.

>>150202263
No italians are white.

>>150201423
That's a big contract to take on. That's why the Gnats took Russ because he was basically pennies to them

next you idiots are going to say this is a white man.

>>150202260
What evidence do you have that Italians weren't considered white? Italians were legally treated as white in the US. Is it just Benjamin Franklin claiming that only the English and North Germans are white?

>>150202300
History. Most actual white people TODAY don't consider them white. I'm sorry bro you're brown.

>>150202173
>>150202186
Nah, you're wrong. He's extremely authentic, he's just football autist.

>>150201394
Second place that year was 4600 and I'm a dolphins fan. But yes, I believe that he tears up this modern zone defense pussy ass league.

>>150202300
If Benjamin Franklin doesn’t consider you white, you aren’t white.

>>150202234
>pff grade
>in the preseason
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>great size
>big arm
>accurate, already making NFL level throws
>good pocket movement
>always keeping his head downfield to find a receiver
>showed all of this looked great against the best teams in the SEC like Georgia and Tennessee where his team had less talent
>was only a freshman last season
I don't know the nuances of QB mechanics, so I can't give a definitive opinion, but from what I've seen, they look pretty damn good to me, especially for someone who was a freshman last year. He reminds me of Joe Burrow.

>>150202331
>amateur football
Who cares. Get back to me when he's played real ball.

>>150202342
He's played against some of the best defense in college ball and looked good, and not in a memey way like Tim Tebow. He looked like a legit QB. I'm starting to think this nigga is gonna be legit.

>>150202342
SEC football is real ball.

>>150202327
pff in general, just saying it didn't seem that way on the actual game. They blocked fine?

>>150202300
>Italians were legally treated as white in the US
Arabs are legally white in America too

>>150202342
it just means more shitlord

>>150202358
>>150202360
I don't care about amateur football, anons. You shouldn't either.

>>150202368
Don't forget mexicans are "white" according to census data etc. so they can fool whites into thinking they are somehow a majority still in the USA when we've not been for a long time. Especially when you add in the real amount of illegals...

>>150202263
It is true that genetically South Italians occupy an intermediate between Europe and the Levant, with an Europe bias obviously. South Italians are basically Greeks.
Basically the Romans were genetically closest to modern North Italians, Spaniards, and South French, then they replaced themselves with Greek and Levant slaves, creating the modern terroni. Shortly after Roman civilization collapsed. North Italy was Celtic, like France at the time.
North Italy = Celto-Roman-Greeco-Germanic
South Italy = Greco-Roman-Levant

Orale I'm white holmes go phins

>>150197536 (OP)
This dude is not worth the max, he doesn’t have one standout defensive moment in the playoffs and is the definition of coasting off the cowboys brand rather than being a legit generational talent- it’s the same with Dak, Dez and every other mid level cowboys player Jerry overpaid, Jerry may suck at drafting and putting a team together but one thing he doesn’t suck at is money, and it’s about time he’s stopped letting the media and fans fool him into overpaying so and so players

>>150202382
i dont remember asking

>>150202398
Oh and for you Americans, Bergamo is a city in Lombardia, i.e. the largest region in North Italy

>>150202398
Now this is autism

>>150202403
Parsons is a good, not great player. He is a great athlete, and can definitely make a tackle when he can run in a straight line to the ball carrier. But he's so easy to take out of the play, you just have to make him think a little.

>>150202398
oh no, he's gone full /his/

Obsession with >muh race is as clear a sign of autism as anything

>>150202412
north africa*

>>150202445
Indeed but I just have to push back on the notion that italians are white or were considered white in the USA
It is just too hilarious.

>>150202398
fra, i can assure you everyone's nonni saw what "white americans" were and distanced themselves as far away as possible for a reason.

>>150202464
They are European. Therefore, they are white.

>>150202471
You will never be as cool as the disabled guy doin burnouts.

>>150202431
Exactly, the media is falling for another Jerry circus hook line and sinker, like I said he sucks at being a gm but when it comes to money and getting everybody associated with the team paid? No one’s better- all of Jerry’s guys make bank wether from him or some other team in the league because of his nonsense off the field, it’s funny cause he’s labeled as this major slave owner racist type (and maybe he is) but he gets more black men paid and families taken care of then any of the other owners in the nfl

>>150202398
Etrusco master race here, please don’t include us in amongst the inbred barbarians of America

>>150202496
Inshallah

>>150202539
he got fatttt

>>150202565
That was the clone from last year. But yes he's a fat boy. He trims up before the season but it doesn't really help much for his ability to play.

>>150202580
i wonder what his mris look like

>>150202600
Male rectum insertion sessions?

>>150202609
No he's a phins player not a chiefs player.

The italian anon was caught speaking perfect German. His father is a german-jew and his mother is italian.

>>150202616
pats player you mean

>>150202648
DEPORT HIM! Wait...
>>150202660
Vikings player you mean based on their new cheerleaders.

>>150202580
>build an offense specifically around your QB's style of thinking and making decisions on the fly
>allow your QB's brain to get turned into scrambled eggs
>you can't insert some rando because the whole offense rests on your QB being able to think clearly
it was over before it began

Gruden pls… I’m sorry

>>150202676
You forgot the part where the phins have needed oline help and drills to protect their QB for more than a decade, they got a new head coach and drafted an injury prone qb, DID NOTHING, watched him be awful for half a decade, PAID HIM 53 MILLION A YEAR, and then still did nothing to actually protect him.
Though I will say I can't really blame McDaniel for Tua's brains being scrambled I'm of the belief that they were fucked before he got to the Phins. I'm pretty sure his dad beat him once or twice after a concussion and told him to walk it out kek

>>150202689
If Gruden hadn't said something EBIN XD no one would care about him. He's a shit coach and complete retard on tv.

...Oh also don't forget sabotaging every backup QB you have by not actually having them do anything ever. So when they get sent out there to die they just look like clueless rookies even though they clearly know how to play ball.

I don't care who you are, Shadeur's mom is hot af. Between her and Deion, this kid won the genetic lottery.

>>150202740
You can just say you're brown you don't have to post all that bro.

>>150202740
His mom was literally too crazy and unstable for reality tv

Josh Allen is not white. Look at his eye color, the rush TDs, and how high he can jump.

>>150202753
Josh Allen is the blackest QB in the league.

>>150201834
True he's more of a pure RB compared to Gurendo but I don't think they were willing to pay Mason because they wanted to extend Purdy, Kittle, Warner. I don't see the Niners being competitive until 26' but they might sneak in the playoffs with the easy schedule

>>150202740
considering deion is a cripple before 60, i'm not sure that's the lottery ticket you want

>>150201926
it is the faggy Kiwi

>>150202816
That is just from getting his back blown out for 40 years.

>>150202740
Michelin tires

>>150202852
giwtwm

did they clone this motherfucker a 3rd time?

>>150202713
Whose extension rated higher on the "we're pretty sure this is a mistake but we also can't start the rebuild over so soon" scale"
>Tua
>Kyler
>Jordan Love

>>150202884
Tua just because they didn't fucking have to pay him anywhere near that much... specifically so they could pay people to protect his ass kek
He's not worth 50 he didn't play worth 20. Obviously he's got to get SOMETHING just because of how this shit league works with overpaid niggers playing park games at the high end and underpaid broke bitches getting their bones broken on the low end.
Tua is the guy you invest in a line for while you train the backup and prep for a draft in a year or two since there IS NO ONE TO REPLACE HIM but they are going to ride him till the wheels fall off.

White-bros….

>>150202908
kek rip nig

>>150202884
Tua and Trevor are the winners. Kyler’s contract is tame compared to the 2024 qb contracts.

>>150202939
looks hispanic to me

>>150202843
>gay
>attention whore
>can’t fight
>mugged
wew

>>150202939
>MAJOR backlash
>VIRAL
>many calling
kek they are so thirsty. Are they in a tiny bubble or is this shameless propaganda?

>>150202952
but enough about you

>>150202945
I feel like this needs dog toys on the bed edited in.

>>150202967
I dunno I just grabbed the first tweet from X I saw

But it’s weird that pro sports is still doubling down on idpol when the rest of the world has moved on

>>150202967
SLAMMED
CLAPPED BACK
SOURCES SAY
>>150202969
nah I'm not a raiders fan

>>150202946
I thought about including Lawrence but I don't entirely blame him for his situation. The Jags just let him get the shit kicked out of him for like four years until he developed PTSD. I don't think he's ever going to be what we thought he was but on a less ass franchise he might be decent. Shades of Baker Mayfield

>>150202946
Kylers was the biggest ever at the time.
Actually no, it was 2nd biggest behind Watson's lol

>>150202946
Remember that Kyler got that huge contract because the literal drunk of a GM needed to prove he didn’t make a massive mistake drafting him #1. And even knew he was signing a lazy moron because he tried to make homework part of the contract.

Chiefs solved their LT issue with Josh Simmons, but now they opened up a huge hole with the guard position. Kingsley Suamataia got dogwalked in the preseason game by practice squad players.

Chiefs GM has one fucking job heading into this season and that's fixing the OL. Chiefs have a nearly perfect win rate in the playoffs when their OL is stable, it's not asking for too much to make sure that one category is elite.

We won rings when we cheaped out on WRs, CBs, Dline, and S, but the one kryptonite is the OL. Empty the bag on the OL.

>>150203036
Thanks for reminding me when homework was racist lmao

>>150203056
>Chiefs solved their LT issue with Josh Simmons
he hasnt played a single real snap

>>150203056
>Chiefs solved their LT issue with Josh Simmons
lmao

>>150203092
I've seen enough tape in training camp. If Josh Simmons stays healthy (big if) he's going to be a solid LT. Chiefs don't need the next Trent Williams, they just need better play than what Kingsley and Wanya gave last season.

>>150203107
>I've seen enough tape in training camp
lol ok bud

don't forget, we're watching you

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6538680/2025/08/12/buccaneers-gm-jason-licht-character/

>Every December, the Bucs personnel staff meets for nine days to evaluate attributes of prospects that can’t always be seen on game tape. The meeting in which Egbuka was discussed was one of those.

>Character meetings, they call them.

>For some general managers, there are better ways to use the time. But to Licht, those meetings are the foundation for the draft, and ultimately the foundation for his team.

>Since Licht became general manager of the Bucs in 2014, the players he has drafted in the first five rounds have started more games than players chosen by any other team. Among his selections have been nine Pro Bowlers and 11 all-rookie picks.

As critical as it has been to find players.

>“It’s really not that hard,” he said. “We put the players that are worthy of being drafted on the draft board like every team does, but then we just kind of take the a–holes and the douchebags off, and the guys that don’t love football and guys that have proven they don’t like it, that are difficult to deal with, and we just kind of mitigate our risk. We’re taking great players that are great humans.”

^^ For those who say body language and demeanor for players doesn't matter in draft evaluation. Get a clue

>>150203106
Josh Simmons will get dogwalked by the Eagles in week #2, but by the end of the season he will be playing at a pro-bowl level. His foot work is already better than Kingsley and Wanya.

>>150203133
Well I'm all for letting the nigga get his feet wet and learning against some real niggas.

>he's such a GOAT that McDaniel denied him a field goal kick for the win in the preseason game multiple times to test out the rookies
Based tbqh

>>150203092
He looked decent in the few snaps I saw in the pre season but it's only pre season and I want to see how he does in run blocking.

>The NFL is considering beefed-up security measures at team and league facilities nationwide following the July 28 attack by a gunman who drove from Las Vegas to New York and apparently was targeting the NFL when he killed four people and injured another before taking his own life.

>The NFL sent a memo to all team owners outlining three recommended changes to security protocols in the wake of the shootings at the midtown Manhattan building that houses NFL headquarters. According to the memo, obtained by The Athletic on Aug. 8, they include:

>—Updated threat assessments at every team and league facility to ensure risks are accurately identified and mitigated.

>—The presence of armed officers at team and league facilities whenever players or staff members are present.

>—Weapons screening for anyone seeking entry into a team or league facility, including the use of walk-through magnetometers and X-ray scanners for bags, similar to the process for obtaining entry into games.

>The memo was sent by the NFL's chief security officer and general counsel to all team owners and presidents following a meeting of the league's security and conduct committee.

>“The Committee recognizes that these changes will affect day-to-day operations and require an investment of time, coordination and resources,” the memo read, per The Athletic. “However, there is no higher priority than the safety and security of our players, coaches, staff and everyone who works in and around our facilities.

>“In moments like these, we are reminded that safety is not a background function. It is foundational.”

>The memo states that the protocols will be reviewed on Aug. 26 during a special league meeting, at which time a full plan will be determined on the implementation of the recommendations.

>It all stems from the July 28 shooting in which authorities say Shane Tamura double-parked his BMW outside the building at 345 Park Avenue, carried an assault rifle into the building and started shooting. New York Mayor Eric Adams has said investigators believe Tamura was trying to reach the NFL offices but took the wrong elevator and fatally shot himself after killing four people and injuring another.

>Tamura left a note in his wallet criticizing the NFL for allegedly concealing the dangers of football, according to the New York Times. Adams told reporters the note referenced CTE, a degenerative brain disease connected to repeated blows to the head.

>“The motive appeared to be connected to the shooter’s belief that he was suffering from CTE and (a claim that) he was an ex-NFL player,” Adams said in an interview with CNN. “Those items just don’t pan out. He never played for the NFL.”

>>150203222
>run blocking
Reid and Nagy will never embrace running. Chiefs offense looked much better under Eric since he's a running back coach. Reid doesn't understand having a good run game makes passing easier.

>>150203124
Compact Disc Lamb

>>150203133
this but maxx crosby

>>150203271
He aint rewriteable.

>>150203280
Change Directory Lamb

>>150203124
Ay hol up hol up hol up we dem b-ACK!

>>150203284
cd /d /c:\lamb

>>150203316
>>150203284
>>150203280
>>150203271
Go away /g/

Caleb was drafted by the wrong team

>>150203338
a lamb cd

Gym bros, what exercises can I do for my butt so that I don't have a flat ass like the kiwi >>150200597? When I do squats I never feel my butt muscles being worked. Is it a myth that squats help your butt or does that only go into effect when you use weights?

>>150203354
Bro don't do it. You don't want to be a dude with a big butt.

>>150203358
Girls are attracted to the same stuff as men like butts.

>>150203360
>he doesn't know

>>150203354
Deadlifts and barbell hip thrusts.

>>150203371
>barbell hip thrusts
I could never set that one up. It's too hard. I'll have to buy equipment for it.

>>150201042
most of the retro uniforms are better desu.

Kyle Crabbs always looks like he just got done crying, I guess if I covered the phins professionally instead of just as a shitposter I'd cry too.

First Take is kino now?

Script got leaked: Eagles win again, /sp/ seethes

>>150203405
He's still working in NFL media? I remember reading his stuff at TDN like 7 years ago kek

>>150203415
Nah it is going to be phins vs bucs keep up lil bro

luv chiefs
luv italian statfag
luv steelers jannu anon
luv mahomes
luv saudi anon
hate kiwi
hate temujin
hate bradysknee
hate webm spammer
hate canadian anon
hate jayden fanboy
simple as

>>150203417
is this u
>>>/soc/34222349

>>150203426
Deep down inside you know nobody is going to keep up with the Eagles this season.

Coach

I think it looks good you guys I don't know why everyone is being so hard on it.

>>150203417
what were you doing in New Orleans, can you explain more detail about the altercation. Did you instigate it?

Primate

>>150203439
No it's some obsessed mutt saving a photo I posted like 5 years ago then posting it on /soc/ because he's plonked. He's more obsessed with me than bitchknees which I didn't think was possible kek

>>150203464
>saving a photo I posted like 5 years ago
But that is a photo of you though from 5 years ago right?

>No
>saving a photo I posted
sounds like its him you guys

>>150203454
I went to see Patriots@Saints game. Got mugged on the walk back from the French Quarter to my hostel. Spent a couple days in hospital then continued with my holiday. Shit happens. I still love New Orleans fun city

>>150202398
Where would you place Abruzzese?

Saving a photo of another dude’s ass is pretty gay, but not as gay as being the dude who posts his own ass to the internet. Worst part is that it isn’t even a good ass. Bro has a straight up narrow urethra. Go cowboys.

>>150203476
Yea 2020 I was drunk shitposting either in a game thread or /nfl/ can't remember which. It's funny how that obsessed mutt claims it's gay to post that but not gay for him and bitchknees to save said photos then post edits

>>150203510
dangit bobbeh

>>150202939
Is this all we have to talk about during the offseason. I thought you guys said we'd have more to talk about.

>>150203494
Was the mugger >black and is that why you became racist? I need more lore.

>>150203341
i swear theyre doing this so the backlash will let them go see no one wants this

>no its not me but its me when i was drunk
this inverted penis having tranny nigger kek

>>150203494
so it wasn't even just a robbery?
you looked like such an easy mark they decided to kick the shit out of you for laughs too?

>>150203523
>tanquesha in PR insisted and the team doubled down to prove her right
kek

>>150203521
I was drunk as shit but I think they were spics not black. I don't hate spics or blacks desperate dudes looking for money that was it. Plenty of druggies and homeless in NOLA

>>150203494
>Got mugged on the walk back
So he just walked up to you, punched you, and took something from you. Anon, we need full details of what went down. Did you fall to the ground. No man has ever challenged me like that so it sounds foreign to me. How tall are you?

>>150203526
stop stop he's already dead kek

>>150203440
and that's a good thing
less dumb shitposts I have to see about my team

>>150203555
sheffield wednesday will pay for their crimes

>>150203540
Did you fuck a black or latina whore while you were there or tried any of the drugs? That is a party city.

>>150203555
I mean they're brits, you expect better from them?

>>150203535
in the gay ass corpo world the only way to get stuff done is to yes and, and then when it fails you go oh no see too bad

>>150203511
Wait so they're the gay ones for saving the pic of your naked ass you posted?

What’s the nfl equivalent?

>>150203571
Na I had a gf at the time back in NZ she just didn't come on the trip with me because it was a fairly new relationship. I spent a few days hanging with another Kiwi chick who I met on an alligator tour she was cool but I wasn't gonna cheat

>>150203555
did...they just not break up the "pucks" of frozen steak bits? What the fuck? What? Why?
>>150203573
indeed I just find it hilarious
Wonder if that is how the bears ended up with caleb williams.
>YEAH SURE HIRE THE ZESTY BOY ITS FINE
>*they actually do it*

Someone make a new thread without the gay Italians and kiwicel ass discussion please.

>>150203596
lmao so you posted your naked ass and it wasn't to attract bbc? you fucking faggot

>>150203626
NEW!

>>150203540
>>150203596
Okay you're walking. Dude comes up to you. Did he sucker punch you. Did he say give me your wallet. Did you get knocked out. What did he end up taking? How bad was the injury? I always assumed with mugging they ask you for your wallet and only resort to violence if you don't comply.

>>150203615
His "gf" was getting fucked while he got fucked up kek

Hey we're going to need a new thread its over 500 guys.

Damn, shame the discussion died. I was having fun shitposting with you guys. Hopefully another thread gets made later!

>>150203603
the bears got played by the rest of the nfl into thinking caleb was actually the best in the draft so the rest of the qb needy teams could get their qbs of the future ala daniels mayes nix and penis. out of all those qbs calebs actually the worst lmao and he has a division where hes perennially at the bottom where he belongs and enjoys

>>150202689
Better start twerking for the raiders if he wants to win that case