Thread 150201744

the return of Mads edition

>Current and upcoming races
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
21.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.1 WE
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
26.08 - 29.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
27.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
28.08 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE
30.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - CERATIZIT 1.WWT
31.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT
02.09 - 07.09 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT
02.09 - 07.09 Lloyds Bank Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic 1.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic Women 1.1
07.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
08.09 - 09.09 Tour of Binzhou 2.1
09.09 - 14.09 Tour Cycliste Féminin International de l'Ardèche 2.1 WE
10.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
11.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Xjeg9zf7

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>150158864

MADOUAS

Madouas Will (never) Win

>33C
when cross

went to pick up a bike I lent to my brother last year just do do a quick ride
>it's all dirty and disgusting
>even the chain has some rust
>creeping noises here and there even after I cleaned it
fucking hell the chain had at least 2mm elongation, going to buy one right now
fuck this shit

>>150201615
around 500-600 is a normal week for me, with the ocassional 1000 TSS week mixed in there for good measure

>>150199937

>Conrad
>Blume
>Julius
>Breiner

what in the fuck are these names

>From pop idol to Michael Rasmussen

grim

>>150202640
Probably cleaner than him too

>>150202640
drugs are hell of a drugs

>>150202640
Literally the remco arc right here

An impressive comeback today from F. JAKOBSEN, defeating Lidl's very own M. PEDERSEN

>>150202640
Concerning

>Evolve Cima

Damn fine, damn fine

>>150202405
Those are all normal Danish names, Blume and Breiner are middle names they list first for some reason. Also Conrad is the German spelling but that's not so weird

>>150202640
I look like on the right only I am /clean/

>Kevin Vermaerke to UAE
What are they planning?

>>150203403
PPATT

>>150203403
Covi replacement

>>150203921
please use the real world ranking and not the fake PCS one thank you very much

wtf is a Rødovre

>>150203931
It may be silly and made-up, but it's less silly than the real thing

Best sunglasses for a casual rider? Dont want to look like im trying to be a pro.

>>150204849
same sunglasses for regular wear

>>150204386
I was born there

>>150203921
No Yates?

>>150204849
A lot of brands will do glasses that are more casual. I use these. They're fine. I wouldn't wear my normal sunglasses on the bike (given sweat and small stones that get kicked up)

>>150204849
i just got a pair of reflective prescription sunglasses, i think they are raybans. you really don't need "cycling glasses".

i also wear my sunglasses on the inside of my helmet straps. i dont understand why the meta is to wear the glasses on the outside of the straps, that doesnt really make sense to me

/bh/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cQNkIrg-Tk

Euros cannot comprehend this life (neither can I)

Giro 2000 stages 10-11-12

Tour 2000 stages 10-11-12
Finally something higher than 300m

>>150205976
the gift that shall not be named

>>150206984
>gift
L***e was mad he lost so he said that to feel better, one of his many arrogant moments

Tour de Pologne Women (2.1)
Stage 2
Chelm - Chelm
100km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-pologne-feminin/2025/startlist

GC after stage 1:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-pologne-feminin/2025/stage-1-gc

Roadbook:
https://tourdepolognewomen.pl/wp-content/uploads/2025/roadbook-2025.pdf

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO
13:30 CET

PostNord Tour of Denmark (2.Pro)
Stage 2
Rødovre - Gladsaxe
110.5km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-denmark/2025/startlist

GC after stage 1:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-denmark/2025/stage-1-gc

Roadbook:
https://postnorddanmarkrundt.dk/Technical_Guide_2025.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-denmark/2025/stage-2/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / DR1 Denmark
15:45 CET

Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta (2.1)
Stage 6
Águeda - Guarda
175.2km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2025/startlist

GC after stage 5:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2025/stage-5-gc

Roadbook:
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/yyt69tkrn990ocspjp39w/LIVRO_TECNICO_VP2025_online.pdf?rlkey=hrvb4jjc1o989kncdvw36mf23&dl=0

Streams:
https://www.rtp.pt/play/direto/rtp1
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
RTP 16:00 CET

bumping this thread (with no survivors)

very nice. NC title does wonders to club rider

>"I followed all the races and attended the Tour de France Femmes, among others. I also spoke to the women one-on-one, either remotely or together on the bike," said the national coach in the KNWU's announcement.
>"I started with a blank canvas, and over time, the pieces of the puzzle started to fall into place. But of course, it was difficult. The level of the Dutch riders is high; we could have started with several teams.
>"This means you also have to disappoint riders. This 180-kilometre course with 3,000 meters of elevation gain has to suit you. You think about it a lot, and that's how you make the choices."
>"We're going for gold. However, winning is never a given; just look at the different nationalities that have won in the classics and the Tour," said Ten Dam.
>"Our goal is clear: we're going for victory in orange. The race situation will determine who ultimately comes out on top. I expect the women to be ready to go at the start line, fighting for each other in orange."
>The Dutch women's team faced criticism for their tactics in recent seasons, with their multiple leaders sometimes ending up as a hindrance. Ten Dam knew full well this would need to change during his tenure, and he highlighted in the team release that each rider will know their role heading into Worlds.
>"I've carefully considered all the possible tactics and the corresponding team roles. We've discussed this with the riders, and they've said 'yes' to their specific roles," Ten Dam said.
>"Up until now, our team time has been limited, of course, but soon in Kigali [and later during the European Championships in France], we'll spend a considerable amount of time together, especially with the women who will also be riding the time trial. There'll be plenty of time to train together, chat, and of course, laugh!"
it's nice of them to give a convict a chance to be a national team coach

Dainese is only 27. I thought he was old.
I expect a lot of BAMs next year

berts should i go watch the signin or the start of the race

I think my old bike is quite a bit faster than my new one.
Hope it's the wheels.

alright im off to Rødovre to see if i can't snap a picture of /cyc/ legends like MADS, Del Grosso, lame Jappe, Kwabio, Kubis, Birdbro, Bert Julius, Kopecky, WANG, Skjelmose, SKA and the new Remco danois Albert

>>150210579
But is it Safer?

>>150210627
what does your sign look like

>>150210647
did not have time to make one and i dont have any carboard on hand
just gonna take some pictures

>>150210650
shameful lack of display

>>150210656
i dont ever recall you going to races to take pictures for /cyc/ bertacek even when the races are in Bohemia

>>150210669
fair enough
i will even miss the start of czech tour tomorrow because i have obligations from the /cyc/ office in other parts of the cuntry

we live in Poland with them ladies

c'mon now

>>150204849
normal glasses all suck
they let wind in your eyes when descending
get some sutros like everyone else

birb

>>150210640
no

>>150204849
my foid has these

>>150211258
inspired by 70s serial killers

comicale assassination by non-attention paying

>>150211310
incredible

Alright berts im home after the start and i took around 200 pictures of as many riders as i could
Also this hors kinda weird looking

Starting off strong with a proud taxpayer if you know what i mean

MADS eating a Magnum before start
fatman

Zanetti wins

Skjelmose with his family
Very comfy moment

Lame Jappe

>>150211593
shiny shoes

>>150211578
top 10

>>150211612
GC

Fraudbaarle
The guy in blue wanted his autograph and Baarle just told him no and rode off kek

Allez birdbro

Look at this mongoloid

>>150211635
>S-Works
>not Factor
oh right, he's retired from IPT from June

Based Mørkøv

>>150211635
he's not on the payroll of Israel anymore. he has to ride on his own equipment?

>>150211649
i yelled at him to have a nice retirement and he just gave me a cheeky smile and said thank you

>>150211635
>Milf in the skirt

Captain Lidl

>>150211620
shouldn't have worn that shirt, blue hummel triggers the yellow bee

>>150211666
Did you stand and deliver?

It’s even more ugly in real life

C O R T

>>150211690
don't call Julius Bert ugly, you'd wish you had his hair

>>150211690
That bike looks freaking sweet

>>150211702
Bertjulius is our lad but that UAE colnago is big yikes

Mads alter-ego

Look at this glorious man

>>150211715
Waar ass shots?

>>150211726
aero head

>løse
>løse
>løse
>løse

The hope of lelgien Segaert
The next next next next Remco

>>150211739
its stupid we know and no we dont know why

Clown helmets even worse in real life
UCI ban them NOW

All of the LIDL lads

Mads neck while eating magnum

Based Jimmy

Just before the start

For germoidcoomer

hors

>>150211846
>I'm gone, I'm dead
kek

>>150211866
lmao i did not even notice
based lad

rest day is over. we live in Portugal once again

Paying taxes?

>>150211758
Imagine the smell

>>150211866
kek

Flandernslads
I really like their jerseys

>>150211929
Voted as one of the ugliest on PCS, it's horrible

>>150211997
in real life it nice
on TV less so

Philipsen wins today = he does Vuelta
Philipsen loses today = he does not do Vuelta

>>150211929
>>150212001
Sure beats quick-step's old one. Literal dark blue bucket tool.

>>150212204
Memco beat pogi in 2022

Its going to be a mass sprint

>>150212255
or is it?

chute

chute brutale

bicycle brand websites are all absolute atrocities these days
can't even browse them because they have out done even the most god awful car brand websites with never ending javascript scroll vomit that takes ages to load, all pertinent information is buried asshole deep down beyond 26 layers of scrolling of meaningless marketing diarrhea

smelling like a Jappe win

another chute

Happy birthday

>>150212296
a birthday chute even

Søren wins

Waerenskjold wins

someone from uno-x won

pedersen without gibbons barely finishing in the top 10

top 10

>>150212347
GC

>>150212353
what happend to Skjelmose

>>150212371
>77 Skjelmose Mattias +0:41

>>150212383
damn

>>150211299
Is that a prefabricated house?

>>150212280
I tried to buy a trek but they had 347 bikes "on sale "

>>150211726
is the kid in the background eligible for the senior races?

>>150211726
jesus kubish is 25 how the fuck did his hair recede that fast

tivani is on the break, not sure on his endgame, feels like the last climb suits his pas normal performance

>>150212587
He'd better "stand and deliver", if you catch my drift haha

reis almost illegal

cobbles soon

chute

>>150212737
my boy lucas lopes noooo

Gilmore pas normal

>>150212759
genocide academy scum

so canada premier tech startup nation is actually going to be a very good team if they can keep all their talents in the team with money they have available not having to pay kris frum and birdsong anymore?

top 10

>>150212804
GC

>30C tomorrow
bruh what the fuck
we had SHIT weather all summer and now that summer is ending the ACTUAL summer weather finally arrives

Circuit Franco-Belge velodrama is open

>>150213126
it's burning in the south

>>150211555
I've seen enough. Mads wins nine stages at the Vuelta and the GC

>>150213324
KOM and sprint jersey also for sure

>>150213563
Could the youth jersey be in play?!

>>150211555
>Attention: Death to Anglos
Unbelievably based

>>150212759
He's a Happy Gilmore.

ATTENTIONE BERTS. /cyc/ agents have successfully infiltrated the Guardia Civil. Nothing to worry, the fish will not make it to the second week. the vuelta is saved. your welcome

I am once again here to point and laugh at the obese fraud.

>>150213820
>infiltrated the Guardia Civil
if you said normal spanish local police then yea but Guardia Civil? lol

well, if you ate less, Marlen, you wouldn't got that food poisoning that costed you a race

>>150214598
>wom*en discovering weight matters in endurance sport with lots of elevation changes, in 2025

>turn on the news
>its about blacks starving in some african shithole becaue USAID got closed down
>only black guy that can speak english starts the usual pity speach about muh hecking children muh mothers muh sisters
its so fucking tiresome man, no one cares about poor starving blacks and they never did

>>150214640
Is this cycling-related due to weight loss?

>>150214526
the /cyc/ office has identified this as a high priority target, significant resources have been expended to ensure TFD.

>>150214598
i refuse to read past the headline but are they just saying "she is training harder then us and that is unfair"? womens sports meme

>>150214680
yes and also because of WC in Rwanda

>>150214598
just eat less lol and take ketones
its so easy

>>150214640
>its so fucking tiresome man
I only learned about this chink last week. sent the documentary to all my mates

>>150214708
>Oh no, the moto crashed! The fans are mobbing him!

eating sausages with kartoffelsalat (not the DISGUSTING austrian version) for dinner

>>150214707
she's complaining about objective reality that you have to min/max if you wanna win high competition events and how "unhealthy" it is. well, no shit, you gotta make sacrifices sometimes. also, she's apparently petitioned minimal body fat limit one time, kek.

>>150214742
why is the burger soldier using a german weapon

gonna be based when the Rwandan goverment has to use the military to protect the Hotel where Pogi stays in

>>150214781
We purchase small arms from all over the world for our armed forces. H&K, Beretta, SIG Sauer, etc.

Usually there's some competition to see which weapon is the best at whatever role they are trying to fill (these competitions are usually heavily flawed and biased).

>>150214828
Post yfw when a full regiment of UN Peacekeeping Forces is deployed to Rwanda to defend Pogi from rabid Danes

Considering driving to vejle friday to watch maybe... seems like we have an awful lot of d*vil island berts on cyc

>>150214869
you really think danes are gonna go all the way to fucking Rwanda when we have 0% chance of a world champion?

>>150214846
i know
its just funny that you LOVE weapons from former Axis countries, some historic irony there

>>150214917
>See: Operation Paperclip
I don't think our government really gave a shit

>>150214940
yes i know that NASA was NAZI everyone knows that

>>150214878
disgusting jyde bums

>>150212280
Exactly my thoughts at the moment too. Just want pictures and specs. Impossibru

>>150214598
Correction: cost her TWO races.

>no Chr.Wintersvej
Vejleberts explain yourselfs now

/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
VOLTA A PORTUGAL
stage 6

i am doing a tri next weekend and just got an athlete prep packet. i've never done a bike race before. one of the things they said they are checking for as mandatory is a 'tight headset' on your bike, with no further clarification. how would you define this?

>>150215730
Complete and utter disaster.
Fuck sudacas and fuck Petrolike.

Just got tix to the new Spike Lee joint on Friday

>>150216216
/n/ is better for this sort of thing (we do not acknowledge r*nning or sw*mming as sports).

But they're talking about this area up here being properly set up and safe. These bolts should be torqued properly and headset nice and solid with no play. Check Park Tool guides on Youtube for advice on setting up stem/headset/handlebars.

>>150217100
>danish vin

I don’t want to see a super skinny marlen bros, I like her as she is :(

>>150217100
I told him to do Svaneke beers, but he claimed only to do world tour races.

>>150217044
You are way too kind burgerbert.

>>150217940
Didn't he do a beer for the Copenhagen Sprint?

>>150218058
Its sadly a world tour race.

>>150218104
What I meant was you guys got represented. Didn't get cucked by having to do foreign booze like the UAE.

>>150218238
pls no need to be sensible, that makes it much harder to bitch and whine.

>Kerteminde has been the destination of a major cycling race four times in this millennium. Three of the times it was for the time trial in this race. The most recent was in 2012, when Lieuwe Westra took a big step towards his overall victory by winning by a full 19 seconds down to Geraint Thomas and 22 seconds down to Manuele Boaro. Before that it was in 2008, when Gustav Erik Larsson won by 6 seconds down to Steve Cummings and 9 seconds down to Michael Blaudzun, and the first time was in 2002, when Laszlo Bodrogi won by 1 second down to Tyler Hamilton and 14 seconds down to Jaan Kirsipuu
damn i did not remember that Slippy G have done this race

>>150216216
Just make sure you don't feel any play in the handle bars. This is just so freds with loose headsets don't snap their shit and chute the field. Never heard of the race organizers actually checking though

>>150219351
>chute the field
theres no field in triathlon

>>150219415
for most large race triathlons their basically is.

>>150219439
> their

Tour de Pologne Women (2.1)
Stage 3 (Final)
Naleczow - Krasnik
128.2km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-pologne-feminin/2025/startlist

GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-pologne-feminin/2025/stage-2-gc

Roadbook:
https://tourdepolognewomen.pl/wp-content/uploads/2025/roadbook-2025.pdf

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO
14:00 CET

Czech Tour (2.1)
Stage 1
Prague - Karlovy Vary
163.2km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/czech-tour/2025/startlist

Roadbook:
https://www.czechtour.com/files/2025/08/czech-touch-race-guide-online-final.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.czechtour.com/cs/live
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/czech-tour/2025/stage-1/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / ČT sport
14:30 CET

Will it be kino? Deciding if I am going to sit up and watch tonight.

PostNord Tour of Denmark (2.Pro)
Stage 3 (ITT)
Kerteminde - Kerteminde
14.3km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-denmark/2025/startlist

GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-denmark/2025/stage-2-gc

Start order:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-denmark/2025/stage-3/live/startorder

Roadbook:
https://postnorddanmarkrundt.dk/Technical_Guide_2025.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-denmark/2025/stage-3/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / DR1 Denmark
15:45 CET

Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta (2.1)
Stage 7
Sabugal - Torre
179.3km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2025/startlist

GC after stage 6:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2025/stage-6-gc

Roadbook:
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/yyt69tkrn990ocspjp39w/LIVRO_TECNICO_VP2025_online.pdf?rlkey=hrvb4jjc1o989kncdvw36mf23&dl=0

Streams:
https://www.rtp.pt/play/direto/rtp1
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
RTP 16:00 CET

>>150217044
how does one not notice his headset is loose?

>>150222955
You'd be surprised. I have a friend that never did any maintenance on his bike for 8 years. Didn't even clean it

>>150223074
concerning

Debate about female runners being expected to actually manage their weight, part 100.
>The Cyclists’ Alliance Statement on Rider Health
https://cyclistsalliance.org/article/the-cyclists-alliance-statement-on-rider-health/

>>150223222
>Grace Brown, President of The Cyclists’ Alliance
Why would you retire from cycling when you're at your peak only to kvetch on behalf of this group? Downright peculiar

>>150223503
it's a sinecure job. literally free money

Is zone 2 training even worth the time?

Feels like it wouldn’t give much

>>150224192
Unless you are a professional, quantity trumps everything else. If you can do Z2 for more hours than other training, do that. If it gets boring, change it up.

we live in Poland

expecting Bertacek to be live reporting from Czech Tour like i did from Danmark Rundt yesterday

>>150224293
Oh okey. Thanks man.

we live in Kerteminde

>>150225081
I won't watch

Consonni wins

chute

top 10

>>150225162
final GC

>>150225152
>Manabu

Lamperti wins. chute behind

top 10

is that........RAIN?

gotta say Kerteminde kinde comfy looking

young Arthur Blaise from Paris beating Wærenskjold at T1
new future TDF winner?

BertJulius best time at T1

>>150225523
dog bless

that Swedish Lidl NC jersey kek
Captain Ikea

>>150225523
>When a sinner is talking

>Söderqvist best T1 time
no
this can NOT be, anything but a fucking swede winning the stage

new best time for Segaert

new best time for Söderqvist
need Mads to beat the swedish menace

Nunes zero decency

>>150225135
brutal mogging
happy for my girl

my body is ready for pas normality like we've never seen before

>Mads in the NC jersey
its just feels RIGHT

Mads opted for NC jersey

Tivani mechanical

Business idea: the monuments are raced twice per year

Credibom domination

chute spectactor! post the webm rusbert pls

>>150225936
he didn't even look back

>Mads in the Danish NC jersey vs Söderqvist in the Swedish NC jersey
this is no longer just about cycling
Mads MUST beat the arvefjende

>>150225956
lmfao

>>150225956
poor boomer kek
this could be career ending at that age

>Jonas Vingegaard is still likely to make his first appearance at the UCI Road World Championships later this season. Danish national coach Michael Mørkøv confirmed to Feltet that the plan for the two-time Tour de France winner to race in Rwanda at the end of September remains unchanged following the Tour.
i will believe it when i see it

Mads is gonna lose against the swede
national tragedy this

>>150225987
Mørkøv the Trine-whisper

welp

DANES IN THE MUD

Mads you fraud
how could you let this happend, losing in the Danish NC jersey against the swedish NC
might have revoke his citizenship

>norge yesterday, swede today
Dane sisters?

>>150226017
Mads won the first stage?

GC

>Dansk, Norsk, Svensk
non-Skandis need not race this one

friendship wins

>>150225987
Why? The only WC Jonas Vingeegard rode the 2018 U23 one, where he came in 63rd, behind Jonas Gregaard who was 43rd and Pogacar who was 7th.

>>150226045
segaert honorary northerner

>>150226053
no more brother wars
take note rusbert kek

>>150225987
VWW

>>150226057
why not?

peculiar looking hotel

Efapel falling apart

>>150226099
it's pretty good desu
it would be even better if the surroundings didn't burn every few years

Shimano bike prepares for flambé

Did you know that skjelmose rode the fastest ever Amstel gold race (2025, the one he won)

>>150225987
Me too. What would Trine even do in Rwanda with all that free time?

>>150226219
No, but just assume that every recent edition of every race is the fastest ever.

Nych goes

>>150226233
this

>>150226231
build a new kitchen

total anicolor domination

Very protective of my waifu

>>150225987
Kek there is no way he does tour + Vuelta and then don't spend 6 months renovating his house in Annecy

it will be close, but Leaça can make it

>>150226336
wtf CAICEDO out of nowhere

>>150226348
tracking is all over the place in this race

>>150226322
i hope Jonas does WC solely for the fact that his standing will increase ALOT
so far his cope has always been that no route fit him but now there is one so he is kinda forced to do it

nych goes solo

the revenge of sudaca

>>150226353
Last year suited him just fine

>>150226231
Hunt for wild BBC like Uncle Guimard

>>150226364
and off he goes

short socks, heinous fashion crime

he looks so stocky

munton pas normal

Caicedo wins

kino climb as always

Del Pino, you fucking shitter

top 10

>>150226465
GC

>>150226483
caicedo really is a barrel of a human

no Gigante apparently

>>150226557
jesus christ, women cyclists where a mistake

>>150226565
moolman-hagio

since rabobank (a dutch bank) announced they'd come back into cycling visma seem to be evicting replacing their dutch riders with foreigners

Tour 2000 stages 13-14-15

Giro 2000 stages 13-14-15

>>150227009
Rabobank probably told them they want results, so more non-dutch riders is the obvious outcome.

>>150226557
you know it's over when urska is the only one above a 4/10

>>150226010
skjelmose is even more fraudulent

>>150225987
if he doesn't win vuelta, i doubt he'll go to rwanda, but it's pretty unlikely that he won't win it. tho, the fish only participated to a single world tour classic in his whole career, so he's probably dogshit at one day races

>>150227040
This is insane

>>150227111
40 years old btw

squeak

Today was the biggest day for Swedish cycling in a while wasn't it?

>>150227518
last pro win was in 2015 by Jonas AHLSTRAND

He tires of golf

>>150227668
spicy, love me some renewi eneco bincbank benelux tour

>>150227668
he saw his only "enemy" is wellens so why not

>>150227693
for me, it's the green kilometer

>>150227288
They agree so they slurped at 31 km/h

/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
VOLTA A PORTUGAL
stage 7

>>150228024
It really didn't need to be 250km

>>150228421
Route planning was so shit just a decade or two a ago.

>>150228421
I disagree, you need a long mountain stage like you need a short one, GTs should bring all the stage types

>>150227668
>+CLEAN

God kväll mina vänner
Hur mår ni?

Friends forever

>>150229084
jättebra kompis min

>>150229107
Mycket bra, är du klar för helgen?

>>150229084
Det är jämna plågor.

>>150229150
Det finns bara en lösning, men jag vågar inte överväga den.

>>150229190
kek

>>150229190
Jakob dressed like a stud and Mads is dressed like a cartoon character

>>150229844
Danish military uniforms have been ass for centuries.

>>150229190
waerensoy

>>150229190
Wærenskjold? More like Wærenfjol am i right?

Reading a cycling handbook from 1896 and the author states that raod bikes come in three weight classes:
>Roadster 21-16kg
>light Roadster 16-13kg
>Road Racer 13-10kg

Ten kg is much better than I would have thought they had back then.

>>150230731
You gotta remember that kgs were bigger back then

>>150230777
How could I forget.

>Tandems (double machines) are excellent, as long as the parties do not feel the lack of personal independence. Experience shows, however, that tandem owners, if they are not newly engaged, only feel truly happy when they have exchanged the double machine for two single ones. —The person who buys a tandem, like the person who buys a villa, has only two happy moments: the moment he buys it and the moment he sells it.

Last spam post. Great advice you never get from modern cycling information

>If a horse becomes frightened, one should either ride slowly past it at as great a distance as possible and speak loving words to it, or else—as several police regulations require—dismount, but in doing so remember that a sudden jump often makes the animal even more frightened.

>>150230888
I am a friend of the horse, he does not frighten easy

I claimed Oude Kwaremont on wplace

>>150230983
Goes to show how scary riders were 125 years ago.

>>150230839
>exchanged the double machine for two single ones
Why not own both? Owning a tandem as your only bike seems like a very silly proposition, even in 1896.

>>150230839
I get continuous joy from watching the looks of agony and regret on the faces of the tourists who rent tandem bikes in Central Park and then try to hoist their fatass wives (who never pedal) up the rampas on some POS with a rusted-out drivetrain in 35 degree heat

>>150231190
The author actually suggest getting both a trike and a bicycle if you can afford it. I just think he hates tandems.

>>150230839
perdsonally i would have a lot more happy moments if i bought a nice villa somewhere sunny

>>150231278
I feel like I've heard that saying for a boat. But a modern villa (which is temperature controlled and well-maintained probably even in the absence of the owner) is probably a lot easier than some 19th century mountain shack getting hammered by weather

If all of /cyc/ went together, could we buy a villa on the shores of lake Como?

>>150231346
This is about the cheapest I could find thru 30 seconds of searching

>>150231427
for me it's the teide shipping container

>>150231427
>6 bedrooms
we would need to share :3
who has the pic of the bert building with all the flags

>

>>150231570
ay caramba

>/les heures des burgers/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh75iZ7wsDU

>>150231964
>/bh/ Vidya ost edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i585vrc1v-c

>>150231427
70k
318 m2 8 rooms
just needs to be renovated
we can do it bert

And if a rich bert wants to help we can get this, just 21M

>>150232210
500k per Bert and we can get it

>>150232210
>two (2) double beds
what did the owner mean by this

>>150232192
powerball is at $565 Million. one ticket away

>>150232227
Imagine I could host a live edition of /wtw/ from this room.

>>150231758
The Dutch and the Danes are roomies

>>150233011
canucks sleep on the bottom bunk

Last few days of proper summer.
Burger hours:https://youtu.be/6RUIeX6UCT8?feature=shared

>>150233057
Good riddance. It is 78 degrees in my room at 11 pm

>>150231017
I put a squeaker on the map

burger hour post

I was making a custom Liverpool themed t-shirt and it reminded me of that /cyc/ jersey with the squeaker in the backpocket and the bert container sponsorship logo. Made me wish someone actually got one made. I have to say though, as much as I like my shirt, it's really not comfy to wear at all. Really doesn't breath well at all, it feels like i have a thin tarp on my chest. Maybe it would have been better if I used direct-to-garment printing instead of direct-to-film, but DTF is much more wash resistant.

Also I should have added some cycling related logos on there. Only thing /cyc/ related i have on there are the squeakers.

>>150233935
>lolerpool shirt
>it is bblue
stick a BERT CONTAINERS sticker across the yoke

soon

https://cyclingmagazine.ca/sections/news/indurain-warns-pogacar-as-soon-as-you-lose-that-passion-everything-becomes-much-more-difficult/
Incidentally, I was reading Fatheringham's biography of Merckx I posted a couple of days ago. In the part of book where he talks about Savona, he frames it as a moment of Merckx losing his innocence, him no longer cycling out of joy of cycling. Parallel to Pogacar in the last week of this year's Tour occured to me.

Tour de Romandie Féminin (2.WWT)
Stage 1 (ITT)
Huémoz - Villars-sur-Ollon
4.4km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie-feminin/2025/startlist

Start order:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie-feminin/2025/stage-1/live/startorder

Roadbook:
https://tourderomandiefeminin.ch/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/programme_officiel_A4_8aout.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie-feminin/2025/stage-1/live
https://www.tissottiming.com/2025/rtf/stage-1

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / RTS
13:00 CET

Czech Tour (2.1)
Stage 2
Pardubice - Dlouhé Stráně
172.8km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/czech-tour/2025/startlist

GC after stage 1:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/czech-tour/2025/stage-1-gc

Roadbook:
https://www.czechtour.com/files/2025/08/czech-touch-race-guide-online-final.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.czechtour.com/cs/live
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/czech-tour/2025/stage-1/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / ČT sport
14:30 CET

Circuit Franco-Belge (1.Pro)
Tournai - Mont-de-l'Enclus
206.7km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/circuit-franco-belge/2025/startlist

Roadbook:
https://circuitfrancobelge.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Guide-technique-CFB-2025-BD-version-finale.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/circuit-franco-belge/2025/result/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / Sporza
15:30 CET

PostNord Tour of Denmark (2.Pro)
Stage 4
Svendborg - Vejle
226.9km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-denmark/2025/startlist

GC after stage 3:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-denmark/2025/stage-3-gc

Roadbook:
https://postnorddanmarkrundt.dk/Technical_Guide_2025.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-denmark/2025/stage-4/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / DR1 Denmark
15:30 CET

Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta (2.1)
Stage 8
Ferreira do Zêzere - Santarém
178.2km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2025/startlist

GC after stage 7:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2025/stage-7-gc

Roadbook:
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/yyt69tkrn990ocspjp39w/LIVRO_TECNICO_VP2025_online.pdf?rlkey=hrvb4jjc1o989kncdvw36mf23&dl=0

Streams:
https://www.rtp.pt/play/direto/rtp1
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
RTP 16:00 CET

I fucking hate Boas. Why are they everywhere when laces work better and are more aero?

>>150234709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msyokKAN9t8

>>150205142
The meta comes from people that don't need glasses. For anyone that needs prescription glasses the only arrangement that makes sense is to wear them inside the straps. You're taking your helmet off more often than the glasses.

>>150234743
because most pros wear them

>>150234766
I think the méta is you want your glasses to fly off when chuting

>>150229095
Can Finland into this club?

>>150234851
enter BORREMANS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tVI-1fuwt8

50mph apparently

Catching up with the Artic race in Norway, comfy friday viewing.

God I love doing sweetspot berts. The progress is always so quick, like last week I did 3x20min and this week 2x35min felt easier. The RPE and HR are in check, you get to ride reasonably fast, burn lots of calories. I accidentally stopped recording on this, had 50min more of endurance to get home.

Was unaware UCI had a long sock rule. There you go

>>150234686
why the fuck no one wants to ride this race

>>150235290
impressive steadyness for not being on the rape machine

>>150235454
UCI is going to measure their tummies at their HQ after all the weight discussions.

>>150235474
There were parts in there especially in the second interval where it was totally flat for over 10min, felt like being on the rape machine save for the better cooling hehe

>>150235290
Saw an Onley file where he was sat at below 100bpm at 200w which is fucking mental. Ridiculous FTP athlete like you and then these guys just eclipse absolutely everyone whilst weighing 60kg. Really puts it all into perspective. They're absolute freaks

>>150235621
Yup agreed, I have the advantage of at least being a big fella but those guys are tiny both by height and weight, ridiculously aero, and still put so much power. My CdA is probably something like 0.33 while doing normal intervals like these while Remco's is at 0.20.

>>150234709
pwoarh look at this stage, 226km
Vejle rampas kino always one of the best races of the year

>>150235657
You can flex on some of those guys and say that your FTP is higher. Healy or Valentin Paret Paintre must be near 300, very low 300's at least. To be fair even some club level weekend riders probably have similar FTP to the small guys. Just an extra 15-20kg lmao.

>>150235454
I found this writeup.
https://dnlbenson.substack.com/p/several-teams-disqualified-from-tour

>>150235790
Seems the issue is:

that the UCI (one of their workers) is going to be attaching the devices to the bikes themselves and not a mechanic from the team - there is a worry it could be done poorly, in an unsafe way, or somehow interfere with the rest of the bike
the UCI is choosing a rider from each team to attach the tracker to - while there is fairness in terms of teams (one per team) it is not clear which rider is selected. Hence, your team leader might carry an additional weight while other team leaders do not, for example.
the teams want the UCI to be held responsible for any accident or other liability for the devices they attach - after all, if someone else puts it on the bike and it somehow falls off, catches in a wheel, causes a crash or whatever, it will not be the fault of the rider or the mechanic, but the UCI. The teams note that they have instructed their mechanics and riders not to touch any device that the UCI attaches to the bike.

Interestingly, the teams - facing disqualification if they don't carry the trackers - have said that they will not impede the trackers being attached but will photograph the person doing the attaching from the UCI and get their personal details so that they and the UCI can be held liable should something go wrong, or should the teams take legal action

>>150235685
Yeah sure. Some of the club riders here have massive ftps but they are so big and unaero it doesn't help much. Like one 52 year old doctor just did a flat out-and-back 20km time trial at 44km/h on a full time trial setup – I mean, that's great, but his average power was almost 420W. World tour guys would have speeds close to 50km/h with that power.

>>150235790
>>150235796
what a shitshow

how was your ride today Berts?
mine was a Nice Ride!

>>150235790
>substack

isnt that that ultra right winger conspicracy nut site

>>150235977
its the premier hosting site for longform writing content. so yes kinda but its more then that.

>>150235977
Also lots of good writers there, I subscribe to knowledgeiswatt for example for good sports science research in cycling

>>150235938
its 30C outside
if its above 25C i aint riding outside

we live in Svendborg

>>150235796
how big can these trackers really be man
i once did a amatuere race where the tracker was just a small thing you put on your helmet or somewhere on your bike as a sticker
this just screams that the teams are being unreasonable

>>150235796
Press Kit:
https://tourderomandiefeminin.ch/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/Dossier_presse_TDRF2025_ANG_WEB.pdf
Page 4:
>The Union Cycliste Internationale (UCI), in collaboration with the Tour de Romandie Féminin and participating teams, will conduct a test of a GPS safety tracking system during this year’s edition of the UCI Women’s WorldTour stage race (15-17 August).
>This initiative, part of the UCI’s and SafeR’s ongoing efforts to enhance rider safety in professional road cycling, will see one rider per team carry a GPS tracking device. The same technology will be deployed at the 2025 UCI Road World Championships in Kigali, Rwanda, where all riders will carry the device.
>The objective of this test is to refine the UCI’s safety tracking software and establish protocols to provide real-time data to race control, medical teams and UCI Commissaires. This system will strengthen the monitoring of rider safety during races and enable rapid response in case of incidents.
>This represents an important step forward in ensuring the safety of riders, and the UCI will continue to work closely with event organisers and all stakeholders on the broader implementation of such technology in the coming seasons.

>>150236236
is there a picture of the trackers used?

>>150235938
was meh. First groupride in 10 years. Now I remember why. People just jerk eachother off with the blown average speeds and shiny gear, whilst pedaling every now and then, pic related. Take a wild guess, where the groupride started.

>>150236236
I swear to god UCI has the most retarded ideas I've ever seen sometimes

>>150236236
UCI press release from today:
https://www.uci.org/pressrelease/the-uci-condemns-refusal-of-some-teams-to-participate-in-test-of-gps-safety/33aDteWdWJosjPYCwJktfx

>>150232192
That looks like shit and would be a maintenance nightmare.
I'd take a soulless modern cube over that

>>150235938
very much needed rest day
hard day tomorrow tbc

>>150236351
pretty caustic letter, we will undoubtedly see a response from the teams. women's cycling never fails with the constant drama

>>150236349
It was an idea by SafeR who only have good ideas

Taping up my equipment sort of brings back fond memories from my childhood desu. And it acts as a mental preparation for what's coming.

>>150236563
those white shoes are a crime
wear black shoes like a proper chad

Mads really said he wants to win this

>>150236794
Mads is a based dreamer

>>150236563
Do you have a TT or something?

>>150236745
black shoes are for absolute retards with no taste whatsoever
also poor people

>>150236822
if fads beats memco ganna and tardling i will kneel

>>150236889
what else is he gonna race?

>>150236983
italian semi-classics. trek-segafredo are a half italian team after all

>>150236794
this race is in october

>>150236482
>Supervisory board includes Emily Brammeier
>Her team is now DSQ
Big brain moves at Picnic PostNL.

>>150236163
Lmao

>>150236163
based

>>150234754
based

>>150237034
what if i told you the creator of SafeR had his team disqualified too

crosswind action in denmark

>>150237081
>Split in peloton.
>Split in peloton undone.
cant fool me

Paula Blasi wins the prologue!

top 10

>>150237093
How will George handle this?

>>150237093
festinaesque

>>150237095
>IVANCHENKO

doesn't sound very french

/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
CIRCUIT FRANCO-BELGE
picks

30 Corbin Strong
24 Kaden Groves
24 Arnaud De Lie
18 Alex Aranburu
11 Fabio Christen
9 Pavel Bittner
8 Jenno Berckmoes
7 Rasmus Tiller
7 Rick Pluimers
6 Jonas Abrahamsen
6 Haimar Etxeberria
4 Joseph Blackmore
4 Jenthe Biermans
3 Bryan Coquard
3 Alexis Renard
2 Filippo Conca
2 Rait Ärm
2 Lorenzo Rota
2 PABLO CASTRILLO
2 Marc Hirschi
2 Natnael Tesfatsion
2 Sandy Dujardin
2 Ceriel Desal
2 Xandro Meurisse
2 Clément Venturini
1 JASPER PHILIPSEN
1 Anders Skaarseth
1 PAU MIQUEL
1 PAUL DOUBLE
1 Sakarias Koller Løland
1 Jelte Krijnsen
1 Jonas Geens
1 Jon Barrenetxea
1 Eduard Prades
1 Toon Aerts
1 THIBAU NYS
1 Alexys Brunel
1 MAGNUS CORT
1 Aaron Van Poucke
1 Henri Uhlig
1 Andrea Pietrobon
1 FREDRIK DVERSNES
1 Florian Dauphin
1 Robert Donaldson
1 Marc Brustenga

2 ======

23 Corbin Strong Arnaud De Lie
20 Corbin Strong Kaden Groves
15 Corbin Strong Alex Aranburu
15 Kaden Groves Arnaud De Lie

3 ======

14 Corbin Strong Kaden Groves Arnaud De Lie
11 Corbin Strong Arnaud De Lie Alex Aranburu
9 Corbin Strong Arnaud De Lie Fabio Christen
8 Corbin Strong Kaden Groves Fabio Christen
7 Corbin Strong Kaden Groves Rasmus Tiller

4 ======

6 Corbin Strong Kaden Groves Arnaud De Lie Fabio Christen
4 Corbin Strong Kaden Groves Fabio Christen Rasmus Tiller
4 Corbin Strong Kaden Groves Arnaud De Lie Pavel Bittner

>5 ======

2 Corbin Strong Kaden Groves Arnaud De Lie Fabio Christen Rasmus Tiller
>Slome Duikelaar
>mapeidurecht


2 Corbin Strong Kaden Groves Fabio Christen Jenno Berckmoes Rasmus Tiller
>Quick Rundown
>/cyc/ Memorial Team


2 Corbin Strong Arnaud De Lie Alex Aranburu Fabio Christen Jenno Berckmoes
>BORING hansbull
>/pinot/


2 Corbin Strong Arnaud De Lie Alex Aranburu Jenno Berckmoes Haimar Etxeberria
>MVDF
>/pinot/


2 Corbin Strong Kaden Groves Arnaud De Lie Fabio Christen Sandy Dujardin
>Marq Qwabendish
>Year of the Emu

>>150237035
give me 14C and rain any day over 30C

it seems like visma lab refused because they didn't want to pick a rider to test the device on because that would be discrimination or something?

>>150237149
i dont understand why this blew up so much
just put the tracker on some domestique bottle fetcher and test if it works
is Lappartient really that much of a cuckboi

>>150237149
what

>>150237162
>i dont understand why this blew up so much
everyone involved is extremely incompetent

>>150237149
Seems like it's more a principle thing. That they are pissed off that the UCI first railroads through a policy that no one wants, and THEN doesn't want to deal with the logistics of it themselves.

>>150237179
but why dont they want it?
putting trackers on riders bikes for safety incase of chutes or radios not working or the rider is unconscious just seems like a good idea all around
why are the teams so much against it

>>150237162
To me it reads like a Velon vs. UCI standoff

multiple cycling leagues soon?

>>150237191
Velon? are they not just some social media dogshit thingy?
what say have they in anything

>>150237189
It's only one rider per team, so does nothing for the whole peloton.
The devices they want to put on there haven't been adapted to team gear which all cyclists are extremely autistic about.
To me it reeks of the typical political "look at us doing stuff without actually doing stuff", which I think teams understand and don't want any part of.
Everyone involved seems to be overreacting, but I just happen to hate the UCI a lot more than the teams.

>>150237198
>Jonas getting dropped to league 2 because he doesn't get enough pro points in a year

>>150237208
it seems like as how i read it that they just wanted to test it this time around before implementing it fully so it would makes sense with just one rider per team

wait wait wait which bridge at they crossing to get to the motherland?

old lillebælt?

>>150237223
Maybe. But they wanted to test it, and then refused to do any of the work themselves which is a dick move no matter how you look at it.

>>150236236
>>150237208
>will conduct a test of a GPS safety tracking system during this year’s edition of the UCI Women’s WorldTour stage race
just a test so this chimp out over a test seems so fucking stupid

>>150237226
>motherland
its fatherland you fucking jydenigger and SJÆLLAND is the fatherland of our people not your mainland place

>>150237227
UCI makes the rules, UCI decide what goes and honestly it does not seem like anything wild they demanded from the team
teams seems like they threw a hissyfit for a nothing burger

>>150237245
I'm not saying it wasn't. I'm just saying the UCI isn't without blame here either with all their useless "safety" measures they've implemented the last years that have no effect other than producing fines.
Like how much did it help with safety to ban tuck positions or celebrations before the finish line? It's like lots of little drop of bullshit that have built up over time and I guess came to a head now.

>>150237206
Velon is backed by some of the worldtour teams (I don't know if there's a difference between the men and women WT), and they already have their own tracker they built, and it seems like the UCI is now wanting them to move to a different system that directly rivals their own system, so I think that might be why they refused to cooperate

Velon already sued the UCI a couple years ago with their hammer series, so they are not exactly on good terms presumably

>>150237268
the ban on tuck positions was a W all around it was ugly, looked ugly and was unsafe
celebrations before the finish line is stupid yea but this tracker thing they are testing out seems like a genuine good idea and something that could benefit riders alot when it comes to safety when riding in mountains and such
someone falls off a mountain side into a forest and the UCI can help rescue teams with GPS tracking info, just seems like a no-brainer

https://www.uci.org/pressrelease/the-uci-condemns-refusal-of-some-teams-to-participate-in-test-of-gps-safety/33aDteWdWJosjPYCwJktfx
>Details of the test were communicated on 7 August and in a detailed pre-race communiqué. As a reminder, this test involves one rider per team carrying a GPS tracking device, weighing 63 grams, during the three stages (15-17 August) of the Swiss UCI Women’s WorldTour stage race. The same technology will be deployed at the 2025 UCI Road World Championships in Kigali, Rwanda, where all riders will carry the device.

>>150237291
Like I said, I don't think this is about this singular incident at all. It's about all the little rule changes the UCI unilaterally makes without discussing with riders/teams, which have had marginal effect other than producing more fines.
It's essentially a power struggle between the centralized organization who have their idea of how things should be, and the teams and riders who have to live with those ideas and find most of the quite silly in regards to what the objective was.
In political terms the UCI is like the government asking "how do we reduce the number of road accidents?" , and answer it by lowering the speed limit and increasing the road tax instead of measures that actually work.

>>150234368
What book is that from

>>150237333
It's called Half man Half bike

braaaaaap

>>150237360
Christian Eriksen is from Middelfart

Cycling's coming home

OH MY GOD IS THAT A BRIIIIIDGE

>>150237399
Moravia is not cycling's home thoughtbert

OMG I-is that a…BRIDGE?!?…oh no…im gonna…CROOOOOOOOOSssssSsss

>>150236853
Yes, attentionpayers would also know that the Boa dial broke so the only way to keep the shoe attached to my foot is by taping it. I hate Boa, the only positive side is you can adjust it mid ride. But even that is fixed by having shoes that fit your feet well and not having to adjust to begin with.

>>150201744 (OP)
so why does Jorgenson come to vuelta? to expose himself even further?

>>150237515
work for KUSS to win

>>150237520
if they are gonna pull this shit again im done

>gift a grand tour win to one of your domestiques
>he barely helps you in the tour

>>150237399
why is there no chr.winthersvej huh Jydebert
explain

breakaway riders cramping up because of the heat lol

Somebody defaced my Kwaremont with a giant Mads

>>15023759
someone defaced Kwaremont with the name of the great satan and the enemy of ciclismo, Pogimerda

>>150237687
he conquered it twice, w2ut didn't win it at all

>>150237712
with an *
all his wins will be removed in 5 years

>>150237718
But enough about Vingegaard.

Mads and Pogi are my boys

>>150237722
i wanted to name a norwegian rider but then i remember that every single one you have are so BAD that calling them doped is not even fun

>>150237745
Because they are clean unlike your filthy cheaters like Riis and Rasmussen.

>>150237759
>clean
>tf

Vejle
the city that so badly wants to be the jyde version of København

ATTAQUE MADS PEDERSEN

race is really kicking off now

Lecerf wins

>>150237847
STÜSSI 1 minute behind

>>150237231
>>150237223
UCI is also shit when it comes to communicating with the teams. I was talking with someone at one of the races recently and they said the teams still have no information on the gear restriction test. I wouldn't be surprised if they just announced this suddenly to the teams without any consultation.

>>150237847
top 10

attaque thermonuclear mads pedersen 68km from the finish

strong 13th place for Colin STÜSSI, didn't lose much time

Alpecin trying to close down Mads

>William Blume Levy
literally who?

yea its over
Mads gonna end up lapping these frauds like Remco did kek

Jonas can still win the tour, any day now

daily reminder that Skjelmose is a fraud

>>150238217
Worse than just a fraud
A dopeur

Visma hammering it in Danmark
not like this Madsbros

VISMA CHEATERS!!

Mads Würtz Schmidt sulfur dopage out of nowhere what the hell

Zingle looks ready

next time its Kiddesvej rampas inhumanas

chute brutale

Kiddesvej time

Mads on Mads violence

damn mads is sweating ALOT

>Wurtz completely blew up
kek

>>150238483
good
i fucking hate that pathetic pussy