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Anonymous United States No.150208450
/nfl/ - Steelers Jannu edition
>his steelers
Anonymous United States No.150208454 >>150208710 >>150213658
β€’ 2nd most playoff wins of all time

β€’ 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

β€’ Most TDs per game in NFL history

β€’ Most Yards per game in NFL history

β€’ Highest win rate of all time
Anonymous United States No.150208477 >>150208506
Anonymous New Zealand No.150208484 >>150208564
Apparently spastic jew mutts get their cock mutilated ahaahhahahahaaa what a plonked religion and group of ""people""
Anonymous United States No.150208487
Anonymous United States No.150208496
I’m not circumcised though. Seethe.
Anonymous United States No.150208498
>seething into the next thread
Yup, kiwibitch manlet boilin'
Anonymous United States No.150208500 >>150208923 >>150212700
Fuck Tipper Gore
Anonymous United States No.150208506
>>150208477
Where them Vikings owl victories at?
Anonymous United States No.150208507
for me it's the rivalry between the kiwi and anon

I always grab popcorn when they go at it
Anonymous United States No.150208508 >>150208669 >>150208682 >>150209340
Is there anything wrong with hiring the services of a clean, non-sex trafficked prostitute?
Anonymous United States No.150208511
Cowboys fans be like
Anonymous United States No.150208512 >>150208564 >>150209357
My Steelers :)
Anonymous United States No.150208519
ah…ahhh…f-fuck…fuuuck…oh. jenny. fu-FUCK…i’m. gonna. fucking cuuuum in youuu….
EEEUUUGGHHHH FUUUUUUCK!! AAAUUHHHHH! OOOUHHHH!! FFFFUUCK BABY….oHHH my GODDDD…. ahhhhh~
Anonymous United States No.150208521 >>150208575
I linked the thread wrong, my bad guys
Anonymous New Zealand No.150208532 >>150208566 >>150210566
Denounce the Takmud then. Type the words "circumcision is baby genital mutilation" into the the thread and hit post. You won't because 5 eyes is watching and you're a cucked bitch
Anonymous United States No.150208555
benny johnny
Anonymous United States No.150208557 >>150208643
circumcision is baby genital mutilation
go iggles
Anonymous United States No.150208559
Anonymous United States No.150208564 >>150208591 >>150208599 >>150208643
>>150208484
Unrelated to what you posted but why do you never get mad at the Steelers anon >>150208512. I seethe whenever I see Temujin since he's a Raiders fan. I can't pretend to get along with divisional opponents.
Anonymous United States No.150208566
>>150208532
>t. mugged manlet pussy
KWAB
Anonymous United States No.150208575
>>150208521
Do better
Anonymous United States No.150208591
>>150208564
you seethe 24/7 in this genny
Anonymous United States No.150208599 >>150209889
>>150208564
>Temujin
>he
Anonymous United States No.150208617 >>150208641
I can't believe these threqds area still about an obsession about the same two people.
I can't believe the kiwicel is still here.
t. Someone who tries

Looking forward to a new season. Grow up whenever you want anons!
Anonymous United States No.150208623 >>150208625 >>150210681 >>150212746
Are Steelers fans worse than cowboys fans? Every year is β€œtheir year” too and then they get bounced in the first round
Anonymous United States No.150208625 >>150208653
>>150208623
They're the Cowboys of the AFC.
Anonymous United States No.150208628
Deez Nutz
Anonymous United States No.150208641
>>150208617
>I can't believe the kiwicel is still here.
He pays to ban evade lmao.
Anonymous New Zealand No.150208643 >>150208667
>>150208557
Based Eagles fan

>>150208564
Because Steelers fans are Ravens fans nemesis. We don't like them but we respect them. It's not like Patriots fans where we just hate their guts. Ravens-Steelers has a long history of being close scoring kino
Anonymous United States No.150208653
>>150208625
Opposites but same results. Really makes you think (about how the nfl doesn't reward competency and is largely random)
Anonymous United States No.150208667 >>150208686
>>150208643
>kino unironically
Talk about arrested development
Anonymous New Zealand No.150208669 >>150208732
>>150208508
>clean prostitute

Cmon son you've been watching too many movies this doesn't exist and you know it
Anonymous United States No.150208674 >>150208680
circumcision prevents STDs
go patriots
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150208678 >>150208695 >>150208703 >>150208729 >>150209107
Anthony Richardson sucks and will never be anywhere near as good as Daniel Jones.
Anonymous United States No.150208680 >>150208701
>>150208674
Trip on, bitchknees.
Anonymous United States No.150208682 >>150208732
>>150208508
You already know the answer
Anonymous New Zealand No.150208686 >>150208707
>>150208667
You don't know kino because you're a pkonked faggot. I could recommend 10 kino flicks that'd blow your nips off.
Anonymous United States No.150208695
>>150208678
Many are saying this
Anonymous United States No.150208701
>>150208680
lol he got his dick chopped up and eaten by a jew so he's seething
Anonymous New Zealand No.150208703
>>150208678
Both ate literal dogshit compared to Rikey Leonard
Anonymous United States No.150208707 >>150208772
>>150208686
I don't sit 2 hours at a time watching tv
Anonymous United States No.150208710 >>150208829
>>150208454
Anonymous United States No.150208729
>>150208678
Kek Daniel Jones plays for the colts now? Jim Irsay died for THIS? Who is on the giants? Bo nix?
Anonymous United States No.150208730 >>150208741 >>150208763
bitchknees is way worse than the kiwicel
Anonymous United States No.150208731
the genny ain't ready for >MY steelies to go on a run
Anonymous United States No.150208732 >>150208745
>>150208669
In Austria, Germany, and Switzerland they regulate and test prostitutes for disease
>>150208682
No I don't
Anonymous United States No.150208741
>>150208730
bitchknees hasn't been mugged though.
Anonymous United States No.150208743
>>150208616
No. You have to experience getting cheated on at a young age to understand the appeal of cuck or NTR fetish.
Anonymous United States No.150208745
>>150208732
Bastions of morality
Anonymous United States No.150208752 >>150208766 >>150208775 >>150209948
Italians.
Are Not White!
Anonymous United States No.150208763
>>150208730
this
so is temujin if we're being honest
Anonymous United States No.150208766 >>150208780
>>150208752
>Scandinavia
Was he blind?
Anonymous New Zealand No.150208772 >>150208817 >>150208851 >>150211126
>>150208707
You should

>Fail Safe
>Prince of the City
>After Hours
>Breaking the Waves
>Man Bites Dig
>The Ninth Gate
>The House That Jack Built
>Ad Astra
>Mother!
>The Last Duel
Anonymous United States No.150208774 >>150208797 >>150208798
Would the Cleveland Browns be considered a midwestern football team? Is Ohio even part of the midwest?
Anonymous United States No.150208775
>>150208752
This.
And anyone who disagrees wasn't old enough to watch Jersey Shore.
Anonymous United States No.150208780
>>150208766
Yes syphilis
Anonymous United States No.150208791
My Jints :(
gg Padres. Cya tomorrow for the sweep
Anonymous United States No.150208797
>>150208774
Yes. Even most of Pennsylvania is part of the midwest.
Anonymous United States No.150208798
>>150208774
yes ohio is the eastern edge of the midwest
Anonymous United States No.150208817 >>150208857 >>150208903
>>150208772
Is this what you do instead of contributing to your neighborhood?
Anonymous United States No.150208829 >>150209103
>>150208710
>it doesn't mention Brady yet somehow he feels threatened since he knows Mahomes is coming for the throne
Anonymous United States No.150208851
>>150208772
How did you survive the flight to USA. That sounds like a long flight.
Anonymous United States No.150208853
>Go Packers!
Anonymous United States No.150208857 >>150208903
>>150208817
He posts his ass for men online too!
Anonymous United States No.150208863
Anonymous United States No.150208892 >>150208901 >>150208937 >>150209130
My mom's in hospice
Anonymous United States No.150208901
>>150208892
kwab
Anonymous United States No.150208903 >>150208930 >>150208932
>>150208817
>>150208857
wtf is this real
>>>/soc/34222349

sounds like he's trying to hookup with a dude
Anonymous New Zealand No.150208919 >>150209617
Ewwwwwww Jewish ""people"" really have their foreskin plonked and get the blood sucked out by Mohels? Lmfaoooo
Anonymous United States No.150208923
>>150208500
Sure, why not?
Anonymous United States No.150208930
>>150208903
What Lamar woship does to a person
Anonymous United States No.150208932 >>150208980
>>150208903
Trying to desperately relive that September in 2017 kek.
Anonymous United States No.150208937
>>150208892
Sorry to hear that anon :(
Anonymous New Zealand No.150208938 >>150208962 >>150208977 >>150209582
BUSSIN FR BUSSIN ONG
Anonymous New Zealand No.150208960
Ewwwwwww Jewish """"people"""" actually think mutilating children is legal and a morale obligation. What a plonked degenerate faggot religion
Anonymous United States No.150208962
>>150208938
Do those male cheerleaders bear any resemblance to the New Orleans muggers who restructured your bussy?
Anonymous United States No.150208977
>>150208938
Imagine doing your meditation prep before a surgery (circumcision) and they burst into the clinic doing that.
Anonymous United States No.150208980 >>150209002 >>150209016 >>150209070
>>150208932
so what is the lore? He was meeting up for gay sex on grindr and got mugged in the process?
Anonymous United States No.150208996
kwabkangz are peak schadenfreude
Anonymous United States No.150209001
Guarantee everyone who isn't circumcised here masturbates like a monkey and will burn in Hell
Anonymous United States No.150209002
>>150208980
Pretty much. There’s a reason bro posted his bussy 5 years ago and not recently, it has been left in an entirely unrecognizable state after that sweltering summer in New Orleans.
Anonymous United States No.150209012 >>150209077 >>150209477
A lot of you are fat
Anonymous United States No.150209016 >>150209059
>>150208980
Kevin Nash but in 2017
Anonymous United States No.150209059
>>150209016
Do yall hate him because he hates republicans
Anonymous United States No.150209070 >>150209091
>>150208980
kiwicuck got BTFO so bad that he had to have surgery KWAB

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
Anonymous United States No.150209077
>>150209012
it's mostly water weight
Anonymous United States No.150209091
>>150209070
That took a lot of bravery to admit
Anonymous United States No.150209103 >>150209262 >>150209728
>>150208829
Mahomes came for the throne. Twice. I think you know how that ended. And now it's over. 0-2 forever
Anonymous United States No.150209107
>>150208678
Anthony Richardson has 0 NVPs
Anonymous New Zealand No.150209119 >>150209147
>mugged 8 years ago
No lingering injuries
Earn money back
>circumsision 30byeara ago
Plonked cock for life
HPV from the Rabbi
Anonymous United States No.150209120
Big Brother on CBS
I mean NFL on CBS
Anonymous United States No.150209130 >>150209195
>>150208892
I'm so sorry, anon. I hope God grants your mother peace and comfort.
Anonymous United States No.150209147 >>150209158
>>150209119
I'm circed and I have never had any issues with feeling sexual pleasure. It's really not as bad as this site makes it out to be.
Anonymous New Zealand No.150209158 >>150209182 >>150209202
>>150209147
I wouldn't know. A disgusting filthy old kike wasn't allowed near my genitals
Anonymous United States No.150209182 >>150209198
>>150209158
You weren't breastfed? That's your problem?
Anonymous United States No.150209195
>>150209130
Me too, thank you so much for your kindness
Anonymous New Zealand No.150209198 >>150209206
>>150209182
Ewwwwwww why would my mother be Jewish? Sounds plonked
Anonymous United States No.150209202 >>150209222
>>150209158
Sorry but it’s true. Femanon here (not trans) and us Girls don’t want anything to do with gross anteater dicks, they give us the ick.
To us, you’re the mutilated one. Freak.
Go Chiefs.
Anonymous United States No.150209206
>>150209198
Oh I thought kike meant any woman who doesn't love their son enough
Temujin !Vegas.AI.M United States No.150209222 >>150209240 >>150209294
>>150209202
>Femanon here
Anonymous United States No.150209240
>>150209222
based lesbian latina
Anonymous United States No.150209262 >>150212811
>>150209103
>won a coinflip in overtime
Anonymous United States No.150209267
my girlfriend (female) loves to clean under my foreskin with her tongue
Anonymous United States No.150209285
The sun is 93 million miles away
Anonymous United States No.150209294 >>150209308
>>150209222
>tits or gtfo
I said that to a girl a decade ago during a chan raid and she ended up sending me nudes not realizing I was trying to insult her. I got her skype and we got into a long distance relationship for a few years.
Anonymous United States No.150209296 >>150209301 >>150209328 >>150210372
anteaters are cute
Anonymous United States No.150209301
>>150209296
Trip on, Temujin.
Anonymous United States No.150209308
>>150209294
That's a great first step to being comfortable around women. Personally I started with a ftm tranny
Anonymous United States No.150209328 >>150209343
>>150209296
Thanks, now whenever I see my uncircumcised dick I will think of an anteater's mouth.
Anonymous United States No.150209340
>>150208508
only if you don't both do blow together. Why what's your plan?
Anonymous United States No.150209343
>>150209328
Think of your dad's mouth
Anonymous United States No.150209357 >>150209371
>>150208512
problem?
>Aaron Rodgers calls new NFL helmet a 'damn spaceship' amid ongoing equipment struggles
Anonymous United States No.150209358 >>150209374
Dyk the perseid meteor shower happens every year this time of year because it's just a cloud of rocks the earthh passes through haha go back to your ball games
Anonymous United States No.150209368 >>150209375
oh well, no Sauce Gardner vs Malik Nabors at NYJ-NYG joint practice

Daboll wouldn't answer questions Tuesday about whether Malik Nabers requires additional tests on his toe at this point. Nabers has dealt with a lingering toe injury since college, which he's acknowledged might ultimately require surgery, but said earlier in camp the Giants have a "great" day-to-day management plan for it.

Malik Nabers' injury leaves Giants fans holding their breath
Anonymous United States No.150209371 >>150209395
>>150209357
Steelers' ownership is the problem. A city stuck in the 70s because they've been drinking ever since
Anonymous United States No.150209374 >>150209393
>>150209358
>Dyk the perseid meteor shower
The much-anticipated Perseid meteor shower, one of nature's most dazzling sky shows, is set to peak Tuesday night into early Wednesday
Anonymous United States No.150209375 >>150209381
>>150209368
>Loser franchise news network
Anonymous United States No.150209381 >>150209404
>>150209375
Get on your knees and kiss the rings.
Anonymous United States No.150209393 >>150209425
>>150209374
Nothing good ever happens after midnight -Tony Dungy
Anonymous United States No.150209395 >>150209422 >>150209432 >>150213977
>>150209371
I have a theory that teams like the Steelers, Giants and Bears have trouble competing in today's league because the Rooney, Mara, and Halas/McCaskey families' wealth is solely tied up in their football team so they can't compete with the hedgefund bros/private equity firms who can throw Fuck You Money at everything and everyone.
Anonymous United States No.150209404
>>150209381
My pretend associative corporate collusive franchise has 6 coors light rings
Anonymous United States No.150209418 >>150209420 >>150209421
where are they gonna move the goalposts after hurts throws for 4k yards?
Anonymous United States No.150209420 >>150209453
>>150209418
If he hasn't done it yet with AJ Brown, Smith and Dallas, he isn't going to.
Anonymous United States No.150209421 >>150209453
>>150209418
Will never happen no matter how hard AJ Brown carries him. Don't kid yourself.
Anonymous United States No.150209422
>>150209395
Duh
Anonymous United States No.150209425 >>150209443
>>150209393
I just went out there, all I did was end up scaring my neighbor and wasting my time lol
You're supposed to a meteor every 2 minutes on average at the peak, which was 4 p.m. ET Tuesday. I gave it 6 minutes and didn't see anything and remembered I had just seen the best meteor I'll ever see earlier this month so I'm good
Anonymous United States No.150209432 >>150209448
>>150209395
It's actually because talent and knowledge is not passed through the balls and Art Rooney the Quadrillionth is actually a cheap dumbass like every old fuck in Pittsburgh sports
Anonymous United States No.150209443 >>150209478
>>150209425
Poor suburbian child. Will they ever see the milky way? Donate 1900 dollars now.
Anonymous United States No.150209448 >>150209456 >>150209459 >>150209470
>>150209432
they got some huge dicks, though. I've licked and and sucked and kissed a good bit of them
Anonymous United States No.150209453 >>150209505
>>150209420
>>150209421
>they're still doubting
Anonymous United States No.150209456 >>150209470
>>150209448
They circumcise at just the right time. It's like harvesting a veal.
Anonymous United States No.150209459
>>150209448
VPN off, kiwi.
Anonymous United States No.150209470 >>150209476 >>150209661 >>150209678
>>150209448
>>150209456
Why is this general so FUCKING GAY
Anonymous United States No.150209476
>>150209470
It's not gay, we have a female tripfag.
Anonymous United States No.150209477
>>150209012
Yea but I'm on a crash diet to fix that
Anonymous United States No.150209478
>>150209443
At my place in the city, it is the same as my place in the suburbs (just started my second year at both). My neck of the woods gets brilliant stars over winter, minimum 20-25 visible every night, learned a lot about stars and constellations, as you have hall of fame selection you're looking at plus planets. But yeah, summer blows ass for star watching. Gorgeous skies everyday though. Both places in within 7 miles of the skyscrapers in the middle of a city of 1 million (not including the many satellite towns with 30 min)
Anonymous United States No.150209505
>>150209453
>doubting
I'm flat-out denying that it will ever happen. Doubting implies that it could happen.
Anonymous United States No.150209555
crash this bussy
Anonymous United States No.150209582
>>150208938
my only complaint is that they are not wearing the required PPE (crop top + booty shorts)
Anonymous United States No.150209592
why did brett even ponder passing here?
Anonymous United States No.150209617 >>150209710
>>150208919
You're somewhat to blame for the anon writing the lore about you. You don't go into details of what happened during the New Orleans incident so you've allowed him to fill in the blanks.
Anonymous United States No.150209647
>"Tank" Dell
>165lbs
More like Twink Dell, amirite?
Anonymous United States No.150209655 >>150209789
The kiwi was raped in the sweltering summer of new orleans 2017
Anonymous United States No.150209661
>>150209470
>the general where bussyposting comes from is the gayest
Almost like you did it to yourself
Anonymous United States No.150209678
>>150209470
Football is gay
Anonymous New Zealand No.150209710 >>150209749
>>150209617
>you need to tell people everything about your life otherwise they'll make up shit

Yea obviously mentally ill people will do mentally ill things. What's your point? I'm not here to placate plonked obsessed mutts
Anonymous United States No.150209717 >>150209736 >>150211204 >>150211220 >>150211238
when the fuck is /ffg/ coming back? my draft is this weekend FFS what am I supposed to do go on reddit?!
Anonymous United States No.150209728
>>150209103
how does it feel knowing tom brady can never be as good as eli manning?
Anonymous United States No.150209731 >>150209754
>engages in the most reddit hobby in existence
>complains about having to discuss it on reddit
Anonymous United States No.150209736 >>150209754
>>150209717
no one cares about you fantasy team
Anonymous United States No.150209749 >>150209762
>>150209710
>plonked
stop trying to make this a thing
Anonymous United States No.150209754 >>150209767
>>150209736
>>150209731
Im sorry you guys dont have friends but for non autistics its a fun excuse to see the old gang reunited once a year and also makes watching football for other teams more fun.
Anonymous New Zealand No.150209762
>>150209749
Not my problem you don't get down on the 'arty
Anonymous United States No.150209764 >>150209795
as an aints fan Im strangely at peace right now. for the first time since pre-brees, I have absolutely zero expectations for the season. I cant possibly be hurt by anything.
Anonymous United States No.150209767
>>150209754
>but for non autistics
don't care, go back
Anonymous United States No.150209783
>the kiwi is a shartynigger
it's all starting to make sense
Skip Bayless United States No.150209787
Jared Goof.
Anonymous United States No.150209789
>>150209655
You know it bothers him when Anons bring it up too which is why he starts sperging out about jews and circumcision. jannies scared him into abandoning his tripcode as well lol KWAB
Anonymous United States No.150209795 >>150209820
>>150209764
0-17
Anonymous New Zealand No.150209800
>sharty bad

Why? Because they denounce the Talmud? kek what a plonked kike
Anonymous United States No.150209820
>>150209795
cool with me, have never seen my team have first overall before and would love to see what we do with it.
Anonymous United States No.150209844
Anonymous Italy No.150209889 >>150209948
>>150208599
He's been posting for a decade dude. You think a 40 year old granny goes on /sp/nfl/?
Anonymous United States No.150209948 >>150209973
>>150209889
>>150208752
Anonymous United States No.150209958 >>150209986
Anonymous Italy No.150209973 >>150209992
>>150209948
Whiter than you, Paco.
You may only speak to me if your ancestry is entirely from this polygon of relevance.
Anonymous United States No.150209986
>>150209958
You must have a humiliation fetish or something with this display of retardation.
Anonymous United States No.150209992
>>150209973
>scotland
you goofed
Anonymous United States No.150210095 >>150210213 >>150214057
>1. Allen loses in overtime.
The league changed the overtime rules.

>2. Allen didn't get 4th down.
The league added virtual measurements.

>3. There's controversy over the team waking Josh Allen up with smelling salts
The league banned it.

>4. Allen was losing against the Bengals.
The league let them get a do-over game after Hamlin went down.

>5. Allen had significantly worse stats than Lamar, lost the head to head, and didn't get the 1 seed
The league gifted him MVP.

He's the league's darling you pretend Mahomes is.
Anonymous United States No.150210213 >>150210237
>>150210095
Ok, and?
Anonymous United States No.150210237 >>150211387
>>150210213
i'm sick of the media sucking off Allen.
Anonymous Italy No.150210244 >>150210252 >>150210298 >>150210507 >>150210515 >>150210547 >>150210608
Has it ever been the case that perceived super-elite QB ended up being exposed as a WR-babby? Peyton was elite with Harrison and Reggie, then went to Denver and continued to dominate. Likewise with Brady when Moss left, or when Gronk was injured in 2016. Or Mahomes without Hill in 2022. Montana won two rings and made an AFCCG with KC without Rice. Now Burrow with Chase & Higgins.
Anonymous New Zealand No.150210252 >>150210298
>>150210244
Mahomes the last 2 years with an aging kelce and no tyreek

Complete exposure
Anonymous United States No.150210298 >>150210455
>>150210252
>Mahomes the last 2 years with an aging kelce and no tyreek
Yet he went to two Superbowls and sent the last two league MVPs home crying.

>>150210244
Purdy got exposed.
Anonymous United States No.150210372
>>150209296
anteater = codeword for cock
Anonymous Italy No.150210455
>>150210298
Purdy wasn't seen as super-elite. Even if he was in MVP contention, no one was yet ready to say he was in the uppermost tier
Anonymous United States No.150210507
>>150210244
Tannehill won the 1st seed with AJ Brown. Case Keenum that one year with Thielen and Diggs. Did Dalton do anything with anyone other than AJ Green?
Anonymous United States No.150210515
>>150210244
Tua
Anonymous New Zealand No.150210516
>hahaaaa yea just Josh Allen just happened to be there ahahaha
Anonymous United States No.150210547
>>150210244
Watson
Anonymous United States No.150210566
>>150208532
If the spic who mugged you demanded your anal virginity and had a knife in his hand what would you do? What would you do if he wanted a blowjob as well?
Anonymous United States No.150210608
>>150210244
Kaepernick, Matt Ryan, Hasselback
Anonymous United States No.150210673 >>150211192
i cant frickin believe it tom brady is actually a weeb
Anonymous United States No.150210681 >>150211364
>>150208623
steelers fans have been requesting their HC be fired for like 5 seasons now at least what the fuck are you smoking
Anonymous United States No.150210690 >>150212460
>doesn't skip leg days
Anonymous United States No.150210747 >>150211182
Anonymous United States No.150210975 >>150210977 >>150211187 >>150211260 >>150212185 >>150212336
>[Schefter] A deal has been reached: Two-time Pro Bowl RB James Cook and the Buffalo Bills reached agreement a contract extension, per his agents Zac Hiller and Matt Leist of LAA. The deal includes the most guaranteed money for a running back in the last five years.

AHAHAHAHAHAH
THEY
PAID
A
RUNNINGBACK

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Anonymous United States No.150210977
>>150210975
>4 years, 48m. 30m guaranteed
>FOR A RB THAT CANT PASSBLOCK
OHNONONONO THE RAZOR IS IN THE CAKE
Anonymous United States No.150211126
>>150208772
>Ad Astra
nonsensical plot written only because it would make good cinematography
pure slop
Anonymous Canada No.150211182
>>150210747
Micah Parson isn't coming back.
Anonymous United States No.150211185 >>150211372
them loins finna boutta get bounced in the wildcard
Anonymous United States No.150211187
>>150210975
He had the 16th most rushing yards in the league last year, wtf
Anonymous United States No.150211192
>>150210673
He isn't. You really think he dresses himself?
Anonymous Thailand No.150211195 >>150211197 >>150211206 >>150211243 >>150214370
Which current college QB has the chance to supplement Lamar, Allen, Mahomes or Burrow as the next great signal caller?
Anonymous United States No.150211197 >>150211235
>>150211195
none
Anonymous United States No.150211204
>>150209717
No one cares about your fantasy team
Anonymous Serbia No.150211206 >>150211221
>>150211195
Arch Manning
Anonymous United States No.150211217 >>150211231 >>150211233
reminder: if a player on your team wears an ugly ass guardian cap during games, he's a bitch and a disgrace to the sport of football
Anonymous United States No.150211220
>>150209717
We all care about your fantasy team
Anonymous United States No.150211221 >>150211236
>>150211206
He's shit, sorry
Anonymous United States No.150211231
>>150211217
>cares about what a player looks like
what are you gay or something
Anonymous United States No.150211233
>>150211217
Nah
Anonymous Thailand No.150211235
>>150211197
Not a fan of Nussmeier eh? LSU already recently produced some of the best QBs in past 6 years.
Anonymous Serbia No.150211236
>>150211221
he just needs more time
Anonymous United States No.150211238
>>150209717
No one cares about your fantasy team
Anonymous United States No.150211243
>>150211195
I don't watch amateur football
Anonymous United States No.150211246
OHHHHH LAAAAAAAAAAWD DEM KAANGZ
Anonymous United States No.150211247 >>150211272 >>150211283 >>150212070
NFL got a new young gangsta agent

James Cook's agent, Zac Hiller, founder and CEO of Loyalty Above All (LAA) Sports and Entertainment, recently negotiated a four-year, $48 million contract extension for Cook with the Buffalo Bills, including $30 million guaranteed

James Cook (turns 26 in next month) played just 47.5% of the offensive snaps in games he was active last year:
- 207 carries (19th) and 1,009 rushing yards (16th) for 4.9 ypc (6th in NFL)
- 16 rushing TDs. Tied for most in NFL last season & tied Bills record
- 18 scrimmage TDs. Tied for 2nd most in NFL.


Hiller's first client was Cook's brother Dalvin. Hiller negotiated Dalvin Cook’s $70 million contract extension and launched personalized online shopping malls for autographs and original merchandise for Cook

>July 21: Mike Brown on what Zac Hiller expected from the Bengals in Shemar Stewart rookie contract language and the apparent holdup: "His agent wants it to be so that if he acted in a terrible fashion - this is all hypothetical - something that rises to the level of going to prison that we would be on the line for the guarantee for the future years that hadn't been paid. Our position is if that happens we're not going to be. We're not going to be paying someone who is sitting in jail. That's not what we're going to do. It is a negotiation that has reached the level of, I can only think of a word I shouldn't use here, but it's silliness. We'll have to wait until we get a better result. I think eventually that's going to happen. I don't think it's going to happen today or tomorrow, but at some point it will."

"That hustler mentality is the backbone of what Hiller has built at LAA β€” a boutique agency that competes with industry giants"
Anonymous New Zealand No.150211260 >>150212185
>>150210975
jesus christ most NFL gm's are fucking retarded
Anonymous United States No.150211272
>>150211247
This is such an autistic post
Anonymous United States No.150211283 >>150211325
>>150211247
>I can only think of a word I shouldn't use here, but it's silliness.
n word
Anonymous United States No.150211325
>>150211283
ebin
Anonymous United States No.150211349
Jordan Love is fragile as shit
Anonymous United States No.150211356
this bussy is fragile
Anonymous United States No.150211364
>>150210681
It's just some Chiefsfag butthurt Bradshaw still has more rangs than his golden mutt
Anonymous United States No.150211372 >>150211505
>>150211185
Nobody can tell me with a straight face that the Cardinals don't have the worst history as a team
One fluke Owl appearance cause Kurt Warner is a miracle worker doesn't change how pathetic that team's history is
Anonymous United States No.150211387 >>150213064
>>150210237
Get real
Josh Allen needs way more attention
Anonymous United States No.150211410 >>150211446
this bussy needs way more attention
Anonymous United States No.150211446
>>150211410
Is it cute and pink with no brown anywhere?
Anonymous United States No.150211505
>>150211372
at least they can say they've made it there, more than loinsfags can say
Anonymous United States No.150211681 >>150211692 >>150211738 >>150211909 >>150211917 >>150211974 >>150212486
Whats the most mediocre team on paper that managed to have everything click at the right time and had a top tier season come from it?
Anonymous Serbia No.150211692 >>150211703
>>150211681
The New York Football Giants
Anonymous United States No.150211703 >>150211731 >>150212036
>>150211692
They only clicked in the playoffs
I mean the whole year
Anonymous United States No.150211731 >>150211776
>>150211703
so best team in the with the least talent?
The Steelers every year they made the playoffs after Big Ben was washed?
Anonymous United States No.150211738
>>150211681
Warner Cardinals when they won the wild card game against the packers, 2009 or 2010 maybe
Anonymous United States No.150211776 >>150212031
>>150211731
2008 Dolphins? 11-5 on the backs of Ronnie Brown, a 31 year old Ricky Williams, Chad Pennigton, and a 31 year old Joey Porter

Other than 9-7 in 2005 under Saban, it was the only time the Phins had a winning record between 2004 and 2015. Since then, the Dolphins have only had winning seasons in 2016 Gase/Tannehill, 2020 Flores/Fitzmagic and then 3 of 4 in the Tua era
Anonymous United States No.150211909
>>150211681
>mediocre team
>top tier season
These aren't compatible, so I can only assume you mean which team did everyone (media, casuals) think sucked but everyone was wrong.
Anonymous United States No.150211917
>>150211681
In recent memory probably when the Titans clinched the 1st seed somehow then got bounced in the divisional
Anonymous United States No.150211974
>>150211681
Any Cowboys team that managed to win the nfce this century
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150212030
godspeed jake, we'll always remember you for that epic shootout against oklahoma in the cfp semifinal and the qb sneak on 3rd and 9 that buried joe judge
also, missed opportunity for state farm
Anonymous United States No.150212031
>>150211776
08 afc east probably had the easiest schedule rotation since realignment plus no Brady. probably didn't play a single team that was actually good at the time they played them
Anonymous Poland No.150212036 >>150212062
>>150211703
2015 Panthers? 15-1 season sandwiched between 7-8 and 6-10
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150212062
>>150212036
similar to the 1998 falcons, jon bois called them the most random out-of-nowhere super bowl team of all time. at least the panthers somehow won the division in that 7-8-1 season and then returned to the playoffs in 2017
Anonymous Canada No.150212070
>>150211247
Beginning of the end for the bills, every highlight of this guy is him running through a hole and getting tackled by the first guy he sees... you could find anyone in the draft with a decent 40 to do what he does
Anonymous United States No.150212142
Anonymous United States No.150212185 >>150212227
>>150210975
>>150211260
The most guaranteed money for a RB in the past 5 years is only $30 Million?
Anonymous United States No.150212190 >>150212196 >>150212227
How have no cowboys fans stormed their offices with a gun to take down JJ?
Anonymous United States No.150212196
>>150212190
they are masochists
they're enjoying this
Anonymous United States No.150212208 >>150212221 >>150212277 >>150212308 >>150212309 >>150212348 >>150212521
Is he?

>#Rams star receiver Puka Nacua's pregnant EX-girlfriend has called him a "NARCISSIST" and went off on him, as it is unknown who the father of her child is, according to her lawsuit.

>"He'll make everything about himself even your pregnancy symptoms."

>"He won't show up for you emotionally, physically or financially."

>"He'll lie and make you the villain to others."

>"He'll be consistent at one thing: disrespecting you."

>"He'll support others more than he supports you and his baby."

>"He'll promise to be there, but disappear when you need him most."

>She reposted: Six things to expect when you're pregnant by a narcissist...

>Hallie Aiono has asked the court to confirm that Puka is the father of her unborn baby and she is asking for full custody of the child
Anonymous United States No.150212211
lol oh no...
Anonymous United States No.150212221
>>150212208
Who cares
Anonymous New Zealand No.150212227 >>150212301
>>150212185
The league doesn't value RBs. There's a reason Lev Bell took a diarrhea shit in the Steelers mouths when they tried to franchise tag him two years in a row

>>150212190
>retard engagement bait

Michael Parsnips will get a contract a week before the season starts and not a moment sooner
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150212277 >>150212835
>>150212208
>as it is unknown who the father of her child is
so she fucked around and is now trying to paint herself as the victim? classic
Anonymous United States No.150212301 >>150212413
>>150212227
>engagement bait
Yes, that's right, it's totally normal for a team's GM to fully ignore and refuse to talk to their star player as they navigate how they will keep him on the team. It's actually everyone else that is stupid and petty.
Anonymous United States No.150212308
>>150212208
Anonymous United States No.150212309
>>150212208
Stop posting TMZ shit here, no one cares
Anonymous United States No.150212336 >>150212362 >>150212400 >>150212411 >>150212440 >>150212455
>>150210975
>hurr durr don't pay running backs
Ask the Giants GM how this worked out.
Anonymous United States No.150212348 >>150212888
>>150212208
>won't give me money
>doesn't care about my feelings
>distanced himself from me
>tells people I cheated on him but won't tell them how ot was his fault
>doesn't treat me with respect
What she's describing is exactly how a lot of guys would treat a girl they're dating who might have gotten pregnant by someone else. She's missing some important ones like him beating her to death in a crime of passion so things aren't all bad.
Anonymous United States No.150212362
>>150212336
it's hilarious, this year they could actually do something but now no saquon. carter looked like a good fit
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150212400
>>150212336
yeah all the 2024 giants needed to be in the playoff hunt was a running back who had already shown that he couldn't overcome their shitty oline. yes, paying danny derps was a mistake, but they would've just continued to grind saquon down for nothing
Anonymous Russian Federation No.150212411
>>150212336
gints were fucked whether or not saquon was there though
Anonymous New Zealand No.150212413 >>150212437
>>150212301
Cowboys dragged out Dak's contract twice, Zeke's contract and CeeDee Lambs contract. I'm not saying it's the best approach but they always get the deal done
Anonymous United States No.150212437
>>150212413
>I'm not saying it's the best approach
That's what we're talking about, though. How can you not see that? The point is not that Parsons isn't going to play for the Cowboys this year, the point is Jerry is a retard that is costing his team $ and cap space (not to mention reputation damage that will affect future negotiations) because he's a petty senile old twat.
Anonymous United States No.150212440
>>150212336
You really think that's why the Giants suck? Because they lost Saquon? Not because they have no oline? Not because they maybe have one reliable receiver? Not because they have no quarterback? Not because they have a fat retard coach? Not because nobody even wants to play for the team? Because they didn't sign a running back? Was he going average 4.5tds and 400 yards a game? That would be the only way they'd score enough points and hold on to the ball long enough to win. But I can see it now. "Hand off to Barkley, he breaks out running towards the end zone, the 4o the 30, the 20, there's a flag on the field, touchdown, but this one's coming back, holding on the offense. Ooh, Barkley just fell down jogging back to the huddle, no one even touched him, he's clutching his knee."
Anonymous Canada No.150212455
>>150212336
Cook is worth half of what Barkley is
Anonymous Brazil No.150212460
>>150210690
Based Brock gonna light it up this year. Let's pray their tackles never get hurt.
Anonymous United States No.150212468 >>150212474 >>150212479 >>150212504
So any of these surprise you?
Anonymous United States No.150212474
>>150212468
no, it lines up with the markets
Anonymous United States No.150212479 >>150212489
>>150212468
>rams
Must qinclude the stadium and that prime real estate
Anonymous United States No.150212486
>>150211681
2016 Falcons. 52 dogshit players + Julio Jones
Anonymous United States No.150212489 >>150212605
>>150212479
Didn't the team just get sold to the same group that own the Dodgers?
Anonymous United States No.150212504 >>150212533
>>150212468
How are the Cowshits still topping these lists? The 90s were 30 years ago.
Anonymous United States No.150212520 >>150212523 >>150212550 >>150212568 >>150212637 >>150212682 >>150215909
Everybody cares about my Fantasy team. 10 teams
Anonymous Canada No.150212521
>>150212208
>believing gold digging hoes
shiggy diggy
Anonymous United States No.150212523
>>150212520
No one cares about your fantasy team
Anonymous United States No.150212533
>>150212504
Big fancy stadium makes big money in the literal mecca state of ball
Anonymous United States No.150212550
>>150212520
Do people like fields because he runs?
Anonymous United States No.150212558
Looking forward to preseason games this weekend, they're comfy
Anonymous United States No.150212568
>>150212520
bullish on tetairoa, he's built for red zone tds if he gets the targets
Anonymous United States No.150212596
Cowboys ain't it this season
Anonymous United States No.150212605 >>150212694
>>150212489
That was the Lakers Rams are owned by Kroneke
Anonymous United States No.150212631 >>150212672
Album cover leaked
Anonymous United States No.150212637
>>150212520
I got nabers around 6th last year so tet might be a good pick there
Anonymous United States No.150212672 >>150212784
>>150212631
Oh cool, more satanic imagery
Anonymous United States No.150212682 >>150212698
>>150212520
CMC AND Barkley? Damn bro. I'm assuming you got CMC in the 2nd round? What was your 1st over pick? Like what number were you overall?
Anonymous United States No.150212685
Patty Cuckitini
Anonymous United States No.150212694
>>150212605
He also owns Arsenal? Damn
Anonymous United States No.150212698 >>150212715 >>150212758
>>150212682
I was 8th of 10, the picks are next to their names. I may be fucked by injuries down the line. A lot of people are disregarding CMC this year
Anonymous United States No.150212700 >>150212722
>>150208500
Ok, Jello
Anonymous United States No.150212715 >>150212735
>>150212698
I see. Thanks. I want to get CMC but I don't want to get him unless I pick after the 6th or 7th. Low key hoping I get to pick at 8th just like you in my 10 person league
Anonymous United States No.150212722
>>150212700
>named jello
>becomes pudding
Kek
Anonymous United States No.150212735
>>150212715
I have at least 2 retards in my league though so people might not drop as much in yours
Anonymous United States No.150212746
>>150208623
Where the fuck do you see Steelers fans claiming it’s β€œtheir year” unironically? We haven’t had a QB in 5 years.
Anonymous Canada No.150212757 >>150212909
The whole team is injured already :(
Anonymous United States No.150212758 >>150213000
>>150212698
>A lot of people are disregarding CMC this year
explosive movement guys with that frame usually don't age well, they jump out of their damn tendons and he's an rb on top of that
Anonymous United States No.150212760
>Shadman hurt at practice
Well there's one less Browns QB, good thing they have like 10 more
Anonymous United States No.150212784 >>150212887 >>150212950
>>150212672
If only God had the power to do anything
Anonymous United States No.150212811
>>150209262
>won
Anonymous United States No.150212820 >>150212867 >>150212900 >>150213012
Thoughts on my fantasy team? My bench is ;

Mixon
Pearsall
Evan Engram
Charbonnet
Matthew Golden
JJ MCcarthy

This is only my 2nd year doing fantasy so I can use constructive criticism. Last year I want 3-14…because of injuries though
Anonymous United States No.150212835
>>150212277
>Why won’t the millionaire man that I cheated on not take care of ME!? He must be a narcissist to not put me above all else.
They really are like this.
Anonymous United States No.150212841 >>150212868 >>150212903 >>150213047 >>150213892
Anonymous United States No.150212851 >>150212863
Anonymous United States No.150212863
>>150212851
This
Anonymous United States No.150212867
>>150212820
I care about your fantasy team. Team looks pretty good. Nacua kind of scares me with Stafford being an injury concern. How many teams and what scoring system? I like everyone on your bench except Mixon
Anonymous United States No.150212868
>>150212841
>possible 8 weeks recovery time for sanders torn bussy
>3 qb injuries in the preseason already
how many QB's do the browns need to make it through one year?
Anonymous United States No.150212887 >>150212901
>>150212784
We can't expect God to do all the work
Anonymous United States No.150212888
>>150212348
Lol this
>My boyfriend isn't being supportive while I'm possibly pregnant with another man's child
no fucking shit lady, that's just him being sane
Anonymous United States No.150212900
>>150212820
No one cares about your fantasy team
Anonymous United States No.150212901 >>150212912 >>150212950
>>150212887
Actually, we fucking can. I'm a manlet and my dick is small, that asshole should at least pick up some of the slack.
Anonymous United States No.150212903
>>150212841
shadman needs to learn to throw the ball away, he has jayden daniels disease
Anonymous United States No.150212909 >>150212934
>>150212757
At least there haven’t been any catastrophic season ending injuries. It isn’t great that the β€œveteran” group of receivers have consistently been injury prone for seasons now. Musgrave too. A chunk of those guys won’t be in GB next year, because there are too many of them and they’ve proven to be unreliable to dress. Hopefully, with Love the thumb is a non-factor, since it’s his left, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it kills a couple drives due to fumbles or botched handoffs.
Anonymous United States No.150212912
>>150212901
anyway go chiefs
Anonymous United States No.150212934
>>150212909
The Packers are young and wild, sometimes the decision making is baffling. You can see LaFleur aging on the sideline
Anonymous United States No.150212950
>>150212784
>>150212901
Anonymous United States No.150213000 >>150213026
>>150212758
They pass to him too
Anonymous United States No.150213012
>>150212820
Looks good to me, how big is the league?
Anonymous United States No.150213026
>>150213000
Yeah, I'm saying he's a workhorse on top of the other things. Touches also mean getting tackled
Anonymous United States No.150213047
>>150212841
Maybe he can oblique my balls. Lmao.
Anonymous United States No.150213049
Be supportive of this bussy.
Anonymous United States No.150213057
oblique this bussy
Anonymous United States No.150213064
>>150211387
Mahomes sent Allen home crying 4 times yet there's still journalist clickbaiting about him being the best QB.

If you're Mahomes, Lamar, or Burrow you have to be thinking if the Jew York media is sucking off Allen before he won a ring what the fuck will they be doing after he wins a ring, so they'll see to it that he never gets past the AFCCG.
Anonymous United States No.150213068
Tackle this bussy
Anonymous United States No.150213090
Suck off this bussy
Anonymous United States No.150213146
I’m sorry Josh Allen raped you.
Anonymous United States No.150213174 >>150213282 >>150213329
this is nuts
Anonymous New Zealand No.150213178
Ravens/Wions/Broncos/Bucs/Dolphins broship is taking the league by storm
Anonymous United States No.150213185
Let's be honest a lot of it is racism. The media wants a >black mobile QB like Allen to win MVP every season. Take away his rush TDs and he's a joke. Even Dak has better passing stats.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213203 >>150213217 >>150213226 >>150213227 >>150213240
Why have they had so many unlikeable quarterbacks in recent years?
Anonymous United States No.150213217
>>150213203
every quarterback is unlikable until they start winning
Anonymous United States No.150213226
>>150213203
Jay Cutler used up the next 50 years of rizz.
Anonymous United States No.150213227
>>150213203
what was unlikable about mitch "tittykisser" truebitchsky?
Anonymous United States No.150213230 >>150213355
You guys always say the don't care about your fantasy team meme but then everyone still talks to them about fantasy
Anonymous United States No.150213235 >>150213332
NFL needs to ban the tushpush and ban QBs from faking slides like how Allen does.
Anonymous United States No.150213240
>>150213203
packer cabal convinced the drones their dirtbag QBs are cool
Anonymous United States No.150213261
Fake slide in this bussy
Anonymous United States No.150213282 >>150213289 >>150213298 >>150213329
>>150213174
no really
Anonymous United States No.150213289 >>150213319
>>150213282
lots of busriders here
Anonymous United States No.150213296 >>150213313 >>150213351
what're they talking about?
Anonymous United States No.150213298
>>150213282
>russ quietly cooking in the back
Anonymous New Zealand No.150213313
>>150213296
Coach Primate
Anonymous United States No.150213319 >>150213323
>>150213289
Almost exclusively
Anonymous United States No.150213323 >>150213347
>>150213319
warner excluded
Anonymous United States No.150213329 >>150213365
>>150213174
>>150213282
Jalen Hurts does not have a First-Team All-Pro. That list is a lie.
Anonymous United States No.150213332
>>150213235
dook takes nearly 60 sacks a year and leads the league in ints off a partial season when he hasn't been behind the best/second best line in the league
Anonymous United States No.150213338
When Ethan stopped by his parents’ house one Saturday afternoon and found his father slumped in his armchair, going on about a string of recent troublesβ€”work slowing down, money getting tight, Ethan saw his chance.

He listened a while, nodding along. Then, leaning forward with a confident smile, he said, β€œYou know, Dad, all this sounds like stuff you can push through. You just have to keep your head up and not make excuses. You’ve got to own your situation. No one’s gonna fix it for you.”

He even felt a little proud as he said it, certain his father would recognize the familiar tone, maybe even smile at the mirrored wisdom. This was his moment to give back the same medicine that had, in his eyes, made him into a man.

Instead of pride or gratitude, his father’s face tightened, eyes narrowing.
β€œThat’s not fair,” his father snapped. β€œYou don’t understand what I’m dealing with. You can’t just sit there and judge me like you’ve got all the answers.”

The outburst was so sudden, so sharp, Ethan sat back in shock. β€œI’m just saying what you always taught me,” he said, voice quieter now.

His father’s lip curled. β€œWell maybe I didn’t need some smart-ass lecture thrown in my face when I’m telling you about real problems.”

And it hit Ethan right there harder than any of the verbal punches he’d taken growing up. His father never actually believed in tough love. He didn’t see it as a tool for growth or a gift to pass down. He’d only ever liked being in the position to look down on someone else, to be the one passing judgment, deciding which problems deserved sympathy and which deserved scorn.

Ethan left the house that day feeling like the floor had shifted under him. All those years, he’d carried the weight of his father’s β€œlessons” with pride, thinking they were forged out of love and wisdom. Now, he wasn’t so sure if they’d been lessons at allβ€”just the byproduct of a man who liked the view from above.
Anonymous United States No.150213344 >>150213364 >>150213431 >>150213483 >>150213584 >>150213668
*taps the sign*
Anonymous United States No.150213347
>>150213323
Obviously
Anonymous United States No.150213351
>>150213296
They're talking about having to score 30+ ppg because their defense has taken a couple of steps backwards.
Anonymous United States No.150213352 >>150213368 >>150213370 >>150213377 >>150213381 >>150213409 >>150214026
Anonymous United States No.150213355
>>150213230
Newzoomers are cancer
Anonymous United States No.150213364
>>150213344
why doesn't Sneak!(Stink) like Hurts, that should be that cucklords favorite player
Anonymous United States No.150213365 >>150213385
>>150213329
Jalen Hurts has made an All-Pro team, the list is true
Anonymous United States No.150213368
>>150213352
Shit teams, shit division
Anonymous United States No.150213370
>>150213352
that's some late 80s - 90s 49er shit right there
Anonymous United States No.150213377 >>150213389
>>150213352
The Destroyer of Denver
The Vandalizer of Vegas
The Sultan of San Diego
Anonymous United States No.150213381
>>150213352
9 more divvy titles more than the clowns since the 80s lol
Anonymous United States No.150213385
>>150213365
He made a Second-Team All-Pro.
>second
Anonymous United States No.150213389
>>150213377
The king of cuckoldry
The slurper of strangers semen
The cleaner of ravaged coochie
Anonymous United States No.150213401
The Destroyer of this bussy
The Vandalizer of this bussy
The Sultan of this bussy
Anonymous United States No.150213406
The king of this bussy
The slurper of this bussy
The cleaner of this bussy
Anonymous United States No.150213409
>>150213352
Nixxers want you to believe this year will be any different
Anonymous United States No.150213431
>>150213344
Hurts didn't choose his teams. He plays his best in the playoffs, which earns his respect from me. Eagles would rather have him than Chokin' Herbs.
Anonymous United States No.150213434 >>150213449
who here /steelies/?!
Anonymous United States No.150213436
lot of bussy this thread
Anonymous United States No.150213441 >>150213466
New Lions gear just dropped. Cop or not?
Anonymous United States No.150213447
cop this bussy
Anonymous United States No.150213448 >>150213458
FUCK THE IGGLES
>FUCK THE IGGLES
FUCK THE IGGLES
>FUCK THE IGGLES
FUCK THE IGGLES
>FUCK THE IGGLES
FUCK THE IGGLES
>FUCK THE IGGLES
FUCK THE IGGLES
>FUCK THE IGGLES
Anonymous United States No.150213449 >>150213488
>>150213434
our steelies gonna put the league on notice
Anonymous United States No.150213451 >>150213459
Is the Lions window closed, or was it never open to begin?
Anonymous United States No.150213458 >>150213486
>>150213448
peeved?
Anonymous New Zealand No.150213459 >>150213465 >>150213475 >>150213500 >>150213517
>>150213451
It's still open. They have one of the best Quarterbacks in the NFL in his prime
Anonymous United States No.150213465
>>150213459
holy shit, they signed Hurts?
Anonymous United States No.150213466
>>150213441
Get it senpai
Anonymous United States No.150213475
>>150213459
Goff will never recover from his team trading him away and winning a ring without him. That is the legacy destroyer.
Anonymous United States No.150213483 >>150213547
>>150213344
trvke. hurts isn't even the 10th best QB to win the superbowl since 2000 lol.
Anonymous United States No.150213486 >>150213499 >>150213501
>>150213458
Iggles aren't on my radar. They are just a Barkley injury away from missing the playoffs.
Anonymous United States No.150213488
>>150213449
you're lucky there's no llama team
Anonymous United States No.150213499 >>150213508
>>150213486
What? I thought Hurts had the most stacked roster in the league.
Anonymous United States No.150213500
>>150213459
>They have one of the best Quarterbacks in the NFL
Anonymous United States No.150213501 >>150213866
>>150213486
>made the playoffs and superbowl before barkley was even on the team
sure
Anonymous United States No.150213508 >>150213528 >>150213539
>>150213499
Like I said they need everything to go right even with a stacked roster. Their QB isn't Allen, Burrow, or Mahomes.
Anonymous United States No.150213511
>survived stage 4 cancer
Jerruh is just immortal, isn't he?
Anonymous United States No.150213517
>>150213459
I’m sorry, kiwi. This is where your accurate analysis betrays you. It doesn’t matter what their personnel is. The Lions are cursed to never win a title.
Anonymous New Zealand No.150213518 >>150213554
Jared Goff has the most passing Touchdowns in the NFL the last 3 seasons and is 29-9 as a starting Quarterback the last 2 seasons (including playoffs). You can not rate him but you're basically admitting you don't know ball
Anonymous United States No.150213528 >>150213561 >>150213565 >>150213691
>>150213508
Two ringless chokers and the guy who's been outduelled by Hurts in every game they've played against each other?
Anonymous United States No.150213539 >>150213556 >>150213562 >>150213565
>>150213508
Josh and and burrow can't perform in the playoffs
Anonymous United States No.150213547 >>150213570 >>150213668
>>150213483
100% serious btw

>brady
>mahomes
>manning ( in 06 )
>stafford
>wilson
>manning
>rodgers
>brees
>roethlisberger
>flacco pre injury

All far better QBs in their SB runs beating far better teams without 20 all-pros on their rosters. hurts barely treads water above the Brad Johnsons of the NFL lmao
Anonymous United States No.150213548 >>150213574
>system baby playoff choker wins games with a great offense coordinator, top 3 oline, two top 15 rbs, two top 20 wrs, a top 5 tight en and a top 10 defense
wow tell me more. noodle arm weakmind goof will NEVER win an owl
Anonymous United States No.150213554
>>150213518
Sounds like a statpadder desu
Anonymous United States No.150213556 >>150213566 >>150213620
>>150213539
Here are the QBs I would trust the most when it comes to the playoffs:
1. Mahomes
2. Burrow
3. Hurts
4. Joshy Boy
5. Lamar
Anonymous United States No.150213561 >>150213585 >>150213613
>>150213528
Hurts had a superior roster in both Superbowls yet choked in 2022 with the unforced fumble.
Anonymous United States No.150213562 >>150213620
>>150213539
burrow has the second highest playoff win percentage in the league right now.
Anonymous United States No.150213565
>>150213528
>>150213539
Ok, their QB isn't Dak
Anonymous United States No.150213566 >>150213599
>>150213556
For me, it's
Anonymous United States No.150213568 >>150213580
>ai slop
>recursive debate slop
>tmz nonsense
>capeshit-level fanboying
>fantasy posts without a mob with pitchforks chasing them out
This general is dead and not worth saving
Anonymous United States No.150213570
>>150213547
This anon knows ball
Anonymous United States No.150213574
>>150213548
>great offense coordinator
coattail rider because of the other shit you listed. minus the qb that personnel was the most versatile in the league. the dipshit had Jameson Williams throwing cross field passes at the most critical moment of the season and thought he'd wave a wand and fix Caleb Williams. he's clearly not great
Anonymous United States No.150213580
>>150213568
generals are bad for generating real discussion, almost like some people have been screaming this for 13 years on sp
Anonymous United States No.150213582 >>150213598 >>150213614
Coach
Anonymous United States No.150213584
>>150213344
b a s e d
Anonymous United States No.150213585 >>150213617
>>150213561
Didn't have a superior defense because of slip n slide land lmao
Hurts wins, and will keep winning despite your bitching and moaning
Anonymous United States No.150213598
>>150213582
Michelin Tires.
Anonymous United States No.150213599 >>150213621 >>150213649
>>150213566
Oof
Anonymous United States No.150213605
Hurts is a bus rider
There's nothing inherently wrong with that, football is a team sport. But Hurts did nothing special in his entire playoff run
Anonymous United States No.150213611
Anonymous United States No.150213612 >>150213629 >>150213639
We have three weeks left where the fuck is /ffg/
Anonymous United States No.150213613 >>150213691
>>150213561
Nah his defense choked. Not a single stop in the 2nd half.
Plus the refs robbed us of Hurts game-winning drive kino.
Anonymous New Zealand No.150213614
>>150213582
Neobladder
Anonymous United States No.150213617 >>150213630
>>150213585
We've seen Mahomes win with a bad defense and with no weapons. Chiefs are a zombie that is hard to kill. There's no evidence Jalen can win without everything going perfectly.
Anonymous United States No.150213620 >>150213670
>>150213556
What you think is meaningless because it's not how the real world has gone.
>>150213562
How many super bowls?
Anonymous United States No.150213621
>>150213599
Jayden put up 23 points on the Eagles, one of 4 QBs to do so. And that was with THREE fumbles. Any other QB wouldn't have broken 15
Anonymous New Zealand No.150213629 >>150213650
>>150213612
Absolutely nothing stopping you from making one but you'd rather cry and piss your pants in here. I'll never understand this mindset. You can literally just do things yourself
Anonymous United States No.150213630
>>150213617
Well we'll have to see then. Man is still young.
Anonymous United States No.150213635 >>150213661
Eagles defense was useless in that '22 owl and Hurts is still labeled a choker today.
Bengals defense squanders Burrow regular seasons multiple times and he's still widely considered a unanimous first tier QB.
Got it.
Anonymous United States No.150213639
>>150213612
i saw one a few days ago but it gets bumped off the board during europoor hours, especially when most niggas arent drafting until two weeks from now
Anonymous United States No.150213644
Anonymous United States No.150213649
>>150213599
had to take 3 massive sacks to keep his ESPN box score looking mediocre too, otherwise it's awful
Anonymous United States No.150213650
>>150213629
Nuh uh
Anonymous United States No.150213658
>>150208454
Would love to see that fucker play back in the late 90's/early 2000's, when Defense could actually play the game instead of the two-hand touch that is allowed today. Literally the only reason he has all that is because touching the QB is an automatic 15-yard penalty
Anonymous United States No.150213661
>>150213635
tbf the bengals have built a profoundly retarded team around burrow
genuinely 12 year old on madden tier
Anonymous United States No.150213665
Jayden Daniels is good but overrated
Anonymous United States No.150213668 >>150213682 >>150213688
>>150213344
>>150213547
heres a comparison. if we isolate hurts mickey mouse tush push touchdowns from the equation they're almost identical production wise throwing the ball. Jalen gets a pass for being a mobile threat too but that also knocked him out for 3 games ( making him rusty for a playoff game vs a dead packers team he almost choked to lmao ).

Hurts is on high fraud alert to anyone with eyes.
Anonymous United States No.150213670
>>150213620
>super bowls as an argument when the quarterbacks discussed are barely in their primes
let their careers happen first.
Anonymous United States No.150213682 >>150213703
>>150213668
>hurts is actually average if you eliminate half of what makes him elite
ok
Anonymous United States No.150213688
>>150213668
lmao this is so retarded I'm not even going to engage
Anonymous United States No.150213691 >>150213700 >>150213732 >>150213743
>>150213613
>>150213528
Let's look at their 2022 Superbowl stats, keep in mind Mahomes had a 4th TD but they went down to run out the clock and no turnovers.

>Passer rating
Mahomes 132
Jalen 103

>Pass TDs
Mahomes 3
Hurts 1

>Fumbles
Jalen 1
Mahomes 0

>Completion %
Mahomes 78
Hurts 71

>Sacks
Mahomes 0
Jalen 0
Anonymous United States No.150213700
>>150213691
>Sacks
Jalen 2*
Mahomes 0
Anonymous United States No.150213703 >>150213710
>>150213682
Yes, hurts is painfully average if you take away his all-star OL and offensive talent

See: tampa bay game
Anonymous United States No.150213704 >>150213793
>150213691
why didn't she list the stats that hurts was better at
Anonymous United States No.150213710 >>150213753 >>150213793
>>150213703
>immediately moves goalposts because he knows his old argument was stupid
KWAB
Anonymous United States No.150213731
>Allen finally gets an MVP after his pro bowl tailback leads the NFL in rushing TDs
>Lamar puts up even better numbers after Ravens sign free agent HOF rusher
>Hurts wins SB MVP but it doesn't really count and he's a Saquon babbie
Got it
Anonymous United States No.150213732
>>150213691
>omitting passing yards and rushing stats
kek not even close to good faith argument
Anonymous United States No.150213743 >>150213793 >>150213800
>>150213691
If you really want to know the answer you could look at what multiple Chiefs players said after the game: Hurts outplayed Mahomes and even deserved SBMVP.
Anonymous United States No.150213753 >>150213780 >>150213786
>>150213710
what goal posts were moved? you have provided no rebuttal to your QB being carried. Brad Johnson put up those numbers WITHOUT good talent around him on offense in a harder era too kek.

What exactly did hurts give the eagles no other QB could? i'll wait for a response.
Anonymous New Zealand No.150213771
I call it the anus push personally
Anonymous United States No.150213780 >>150213852
>>150213753
14 rushing tds and 600 yards for starters
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213783 >>150213795
I don't give a shit about rings. Anybody who watched them play knows Peyton was better than Brady.
Anonymous United States No.150213785
>eagles fans not get assblasted when someone criticizes their passenger quarterback challenge
Anonymous United States No.150213786 >>150213899
>>150213753
>what goal posts were moved?
you changed the subject
What exactly did hurts give the eagles no other QB could?
winner dawg mentality
if you refute this you concede that you don't know ball btw
Anonymous United States No.150213793 >>150213808 >>150213817
>>150213704
>>150213710
Mahomes has the best stats of all time. Jalen isn't even top 30. It's offensive to Chiefs fans to compare him to our QB.

Jalen is on his 6th season and has a total of 10 TDs and 3 INTs in the playoffs. That's great, but Mahomes had 10 TDs and 2 INTs in just one postseason. There's levels to this game.

>>150213743
>Chris Jones is every Chiefs player
Anonymous New Zealand No.150213795 >>150213896
>>150213783
Didn't he plonk his hairy nuts on some trainer chicks face in college? lol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213800 >>150213887
>>150213743
>Multiple Chiefs players blamed someone else
Imagine my shock
Anonymous United States No.150213806
stop trying to make β€œplonked” happen
Anonymous United States No.150213808
>>150213793
>randomly inserts mahomes into hurts vs brad johnson discussion
?
Anonymous United States No.150213810
Not even and eagles fan but Hurts having the threat of running on top of being able to throw makes him better than 95% of QBs. You can't just put anyone else in there. I get Josh Allen and Burrow though. Not sure about Lamar honestly
Anonymous United States No.150213813 >>150213828 >>150214116
Anonymous United States No.150213817
>>150213793
no one asked lil bro
Anonymous United States No.150213818
How many fudgepackers meltys this weekend?
Anonymous Germany No.150213824
Tua please dunk on them hoes
Anonymous United States No.150213828
>>150213813
>early regular season game
getting desperate now I see
Anonymous United States No.150213852 >>150213886
>>150213780
>14 rushing tds
All attributed to an all-star offensive line? touchdowns he poached from his runningback that got the team to the 1 yard line? wow, the selfless jalen hurts.

You can literally re-read my post. Mobility is the only leg up jalen has on Brad Johnson, but Justin Fields can do that too. So what are you arguing for here? kek. I know you're sensitive about your mickey mouse QB but try to reply rationally.
Anonymous United States No.150213866
>>150213501
they are never able to respond to this being pointed out
Anonymous United States No.150213873
Serious question have any of you played a multiplayer game? You know it's impossible to win if you play against a stacked team. I'm sick of N**GG** pretending it's a 1v1 fight like boxing.
Anonymous United States No.150213886 >>150213940
>>150213852
>All attributed to an all-star offensive line?
i guarantee you were one of the retards that said the tush push was dead when Kelce retired
>touchdowns he poached from his runningback that got the team to the 1 yard line?
make an argument based in reality please
>Justin Fields can do that too
bustin has 19 CAREER rushing touchdowns and is one of the worst passers in the league.
Anonymous United States No.150213887
>>150213800
>blamed someone else
What do you mean? We're talking about the game the Chiefs won
Anonymous United States No.150213892
>>150212841
shame
I was looking forward to seeing him jump from playing against the Panthers' backups last week to the Eagles' backups this week
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150213896
>>150213795
>Manning is a Presbyterian Christian. At age 13, he said, "I committed my life to Christ, and that faith has been most important to me ever since." Manning said his priorities ranked in order are "...faith, family, friends, and football." Manning said he prays every night and before games and added, "I hope (and pray) I don't do too many things that displease Him before I get to Heaven myself. I believe, too, that life is much better and freer when you're committed to God in that way."

>In 1996, while attending the University of Tennessee, Manning was accused of sexual assault by trainer Jamie Ann Naughright after she alleged that he pressed his genitals against her face during a foot examination.
Anonymous United States No.150213899 >>150213985
>>150213786
>you changed the subject
except you did? you tried to throw a different question and still got proved wrong, kek. If you're adamant I changed goalposts, then address the initial argument now but you know you can't because theres no room for excuses in jalens lack of real production.
Anonymous United States No.150213917
>Goff and Baker throw bubble screens to a stacked receiving corps and are applauded for their "pure pocket passing situational ability"
>Hurts converting on bombs is insignificant because it's AJ Brown and Devonta Smith catching the ball
got it.
Anonymous United States No.150213940 >>150213967
>>150213886
>>All attributed to an all-star offensive line?
>i guarantee you were one of the retards that said the tush push was dead when Kelce retired
certainly not, I knew how many elite players jalen still had to piggyback on.
>make an argument based in reality please
shall we check the play by play gamelogs then? I'm sure you know as much as I do you're digging yourself into a hole, backoff before you pop a blood vessel anon.
>bustin has 19 CAREER rushing touchdowns
all behind a dogshit OL in chicago with no help on offense from anyone in his tenure there, not that you would know anything about QBs carrying teams.
Anonymous United States No.150213963
Looks like we have about 2 more weeks of preseason and 3 until real football starts. Don’t be surprised if the vaccine takes full effect and people start losing their minds.
Anonymous United States No.150213967
>>150213940
yes I would love for you to find the percentage of Jalen Hurts rushing touchdowns that were from the goalline and his running back was responsible for being there.
Anonymous United States No.150213977
>>150209395
If the money you could throw at the team was such a big factor, the Broncos or Rams would win every year with all that money tied up in their ownership. It's not just about that. What actually holds the Steelers back is that they try to make bad players, and even bad coaches, work for too long and it ends up wasting the best years of their best players on doomed seasons of mediocrity.

It looks like Omar Khan is changing that, finally.
Anonymous United States No.150213985 >>150214014
>>150213899
>theres no room for excuses in jalens lack of real production.
well first you added a magical hypothetical where half the eagles' TDs don't count
second, he literally never statpads and rarely ever does dumb hero ball plays. he's not top 5 or anything but he's perfect on this iggles team as a selfless QB who cares more about winning than stats
Anonymous United States No.150214014 >>150214031 >>150214106
>>150213985
>he's perfect on this iggles team as a selfless QB who cares more about winning than stats

sounds like your QB is a game manager guilty of poaching 1yard touchdowns from the real star of the offense
Anonymous United States No.150214026 >>150214037 >>150214041
>>150213352
Anonymous United States No.150214031 >>150214093
>>150214014
sure man if you want to be reductive
whatever helps you sleep at night when you get blown out in the playoffs
Anonymous United States No.150214034
Game manage this bussy
Anonymous United States No.150214037
>>150214026
heh
Anonymous United States No.150214041 >>150214057
>>150214026
wow, what a mindblowing stat. It’s almost like the league has been devoted to their golden boys for two decades?.. they would never help either of those guys cheat to more rings
Anonymous United States No.150214042
Blow out this bussy
Anonymous United States No.150214057 >>150214061 >>150214112
>>150214041
see
>>150210095
Anonymous United States No.150214061
>>150214057
oh shit, mahomesperg is here
get in here and bully him
Anonymous United States No.150214077 >>150214098
># of times Josh Allen was given a 3rd down do over in the playoffs: 0
># of times Patrick Mahomes was given a 3rd down do over in the playoffs: 1
Anonymous United States No.150214093 >>150214114
>>150214031
I sleep sound at night knowing jalen hurts provenly fades to obscurity when his all-pro super squad isn't holding him by both hands over the goal line
Anonymous United States No.150214098 >>150214117
>>150214077
Mahomes got a do-over play.
Allen got an entire do-over GAME.

Stop pretending like these are equal.
Anonymous United States No.150214106
>>150214014
maybe if the "real star of the offense" was more effective on the goalline he would get more touches
Anonymous United States No.150214108
Do-over this bussy
Anonymous United States No.150214112 >>150214126
>>150214057
*NOTE* that graphic was made in Dec.

Mahomes set the all time record.
Anonymous United States No.150214114 >>150214185 >>150214220
>>150214093
I don't really go to sleep thinking about men but you do you
Anonymous United States No.150214116 >>150214137
>>150213813
>Mahomes still ranked #1 after joining Mark Sanchez as the only other quarterback with a winning record halfway through a season despite throwing more picks than touchdowns
>Hurts gets placed in the same tier as dak fucking prescott as his most recent real loss was a september road game stinker
got it
Anonymous United States No.150214117 >>150214137
>>150214098
>Allen got an entire do-over GAME.
when did this happen exactly? in a vision of yours?
Anonymous United States No.150214119
The running game is going to be important this season
Anonymous United States No.150214126
>>150214112
That graphic made by my bussy
Anonymous United States No.150214137 >>150214166
>>150214117
He was losing against the Bengals and then Hamlin went down. They canceled the game and played again, yet Burrow beat his ass again.

>>150214116
Fun fact: Mahomes TD:INT ratio is 3rd best of all time.
Anonymous United States No.150214163 >>150214180 >>150214199
Sure is interesting the constant disrespect for mahomes in here and how eagles fans seem to jump from the dark at the slightest criticism of hurts
Anonymous United States No.150214166 >>150214213
>>150214137
>They canceled the game and played again
yeah they canceled the game. they didn't replay it dumbass.
Anonymous United States No.150214168 >>150214200
*Note mahomes didn't play his rookie season unlike Peyton.
Anonymous United States No.150214180
>>150214163
mahomes spammer and taylor swift ruined mahomes' already weak reputation
Anonymous United States No.150214185 >>150214209
>>150214114
I dreamed about my grandpa last night. Very vivid. He cooked a meal like he used to. The house smelled like I remember. After dinner was over, I got up to leave and gave him a hug. It felt very real.
Anonymous United States No.150214199
>>150214163
hurts getting put in dak tier below herbert isn't a slight criticism
Anonymous United States No.150214200
>>150214168
Dan Marino is the GOAT for doing that with 0 (zero) Hall of Fame weapons
Anonymous United States No.150214209
>>150214185
I think I dreamed about seeing a big ass deer while camping
Anonymous United States No.150214213
>>150214166
Burrow was beating Allen's ass before they paused the game. It should have been an L on his record. It screwed the Bengals out of winning the seed ranking which gave the Bills home field advantage in the playoffs. Quit making apologies for the league's darling.

We don't remember how controversial that season was since Burrow ended up dominating Allen in the rematch despite losing homefield advantage, but imagine if Allen won. Bengals would be super pissed.
Anonymous United States No.150214214 >>150214290
How many times is he going to say it this season?
Anonymous United States No.150214220 >>150214231
>>150214114
I think about the comrades I lost in the path of life, all the dreams those men lost. not that a pansy eagles fan rolling in their baby crib like you would know about true suffering. stay in your lane kid.
Anonymous United States No.150214231
>>150214220
not as cool as my dream sorry
Anonymous United States No.150214237 >>150214253 >>150214270
>Burrow was beating Allen's ass
It was 7-3. No more (You)s until you make a valid argument
Anonymous United States No.150214253
>>150214237
>joe burrow is beating josh allen's ass
What are you implying?
Anonymous United States No.150214260 >>150214268
Hurts is arguably the #15 QB in the league at this moment
Anonymous United States No.150214268 >>150214279 >>150214289
>>150214260
I have him at #13
Anonymous United States No.150214270 >>150214377
>>150214237
Burrow beat the fuck out of Allen in his own stadium when they met up again in the playoffs. The Hamlin situation only delayed the inevitable. Burrow is an elite pocket passer, Allen is a shitty black mobile QB who isn't shit without his rush TDs.
Anonymous United States No.150214274
Imagine the numbers AJ Green could have put up if he had a QB like Burrow. He was so talented but had Andy Dalton throwing to him.
Anonymous United States No.150214279
>>150214268
okay
Anonymous United States No.150214289
>>150214268
Bit of a reach, but the QBing in the league right now is so bad I can see the argumentation
Anonymous New Zealand No.150214290
>>150214214
He's been using every day in practice. He keeps telling people it's an "audible" but nobody on the coaching staff has corroborated his story
Anonymous United States No.150214300
I care
Anonymous United States No.150214301 >>150214310
Wentz >= McNabb > Hurts > Foles
Anonymous United States No.150214310
>>150214301
wentz was the great white hope before he caught CTE
Anonymous United States No.150214319
Mason Rudolph deserved it
Anonymous United States No.150214323 >>150214341 >>150214348
Hurts is arguably the second best QB in the league right now.
Anonymous United States No.150214341
>>150214323
based
Anonymous United States No.150214348
>>150214323
He is arguably the second best QB on his own team
Anonymous United States No.150214352
>>150208437
>>150208437
recycle
Anonymous United States No.150214353
Recycle

>>150208437
>>150208437
>>150208437
Anonymous United States No.150214370
>>150211195
Dylan Raiola
Anonymous United States No.150214377
>>150214270
The most annoying aspect of the Hamlin situation was how it benefited the Chiefs. They were basically guaranteed the #1 seed after it happened. If the Bengals would have won that game then it would have still been the Chiefs, but the Bengals would have been the 2 seed. Everyone was too tied up in the emotions of the moment. In reality, it should have been a forfeit by the Bills.
Anonymous United States No.150214912
Anonymous United States No.150215909
>>150212520
>Saquon at 1.8
>CMC at 2.3
>london at 3.8

congrats you play with a bunch of casual retards. now fuck off.