Thread 150229208

Franz-Beckenbauer-Supercup

>Saturday
>20:30
Stuttgart - Bayern

DFB-Pokal 1st round

>Friday
>18:00
Großaspach - Leverkusen
Saarbrücken - Magdeburg
Gütersloh - Union
>20:45 (ZDF)
Bielefeld - Bremen

>Saturday
>13:00
BFC Dynamo - Bochum
Pirmasens - HSV
>15:30
Bahlingen - Heidenheim
Rostock - Hoffenheim
Sandhausen - RB Leipzig
Norderstedt - St. Pauli
Illertissen - Nürnberg
Hemelingen - Wolfsburg
>18:00
Cottbus - Hannover
Lotte - Freiburg
Lübeck - Darmstadt

>Sunday
>13:00
Engers - Frankfurt
Viktoria Köln - Paderborn
>15:30
Lok Leipzig - >Schalke
Lohne - Fürth
Regensburg - FC Köln
Meuselwitz - Karlsruhe
Stahnsfeld - Kaiserslautern
Delmenhorst - Mönchengladbach
>18:00
Homburg - Kiel
Halle - Augsburg
Ulm - Elversberg

>Monday
>18:00
Dresden - Mainz
Schweinfurt - Düsseldorf
Münster - Hertha
Essen - Dortmund (ARD)

https://www.kicker.de/managerspiel/interactive/se-k00012025/group?joinByToken=2GUFGjvYraNraAM69ixw4FZhAHvBgYw59RgMtpB

1 week left vros
>inb4 whole team revamps because of cup games

>>150229208 (OP)
best op in like an eterity

>>20:45 (ZDF)
>Bielefeld - Bremen
Humiliation Ritual in front of millions on >free TV

>>150229208 (OP)
Negerkusen finna get BOINKED by Großasperg

>>150229208 (OP)
>Franz-Beckenbauer-Supercup
it genuinely pisses me off that they named such a worthless cup after him. it's humiliating considering he was the biggest legend in german football. whoever decided that shit should be burned alive

>>150229288
Thanks

>>150229396
hehe
no problem, Mel ;)

>>150229484
Melanie?

Please put some sense in Fabio Silva's head, Leipnazi bros

>>150229531
He will get 10 minutes per game and he will like it.

>>150229367
reussisters.. all those cups for nothing

>>150229367
it's people like you the DFL is counting on so they can rename it Emirates Cup in a couple of years

>>150229484
I'm not Melody though

A Supercup with 4 teams would be nice
>2x Bundesliga, Pokal winner, 2. Bundesliga champion

Bock Bock Bock Bock
https://x.com/TheKiffness/status/1956032445125374157

GuMo

>Sébastien Haller zählt mit einem kolportierten Jahresgehalt von 10 Millionen Euro bis zu seinem Vertragsende am 30. Juni 2026 zu den Top-Verdienern
>Die Dortmunder sollen dem einstigen Top-Stürmer für eine Auflösung seines Arbeitspapieres 2 Mio. Euro angeboten haben. Der Ivorer, der für Juli und August bereits bezahlt wurde, verlangt laut „Bild“-Infos knapp 6 Mio. Euro.

>>150229332
Horst Steffen masterclass incoming

>Harry Kane ist für den FC Bayern unverzichtbar. Sollte der Engländer verletzungsbedingt oder wegen einer Sperre ausfallen, müsste er dennoch bestmöglich ersetzt werden. Einen teuren Backup wollen die Bayern in diesem Sommer jedoch nicht holen. Stattdessen plant der Rekordmeister laut Transfermarkt.de diese Rolle an ein Offensivtalent zu vergeben. Jonah Kusi-Asare soll der Backup für Kane werden.
Literally who?

>>Beim Auswärtsspiel von Rot-Weiss Essen (RWE) in Verl kam es zu sexistischen und sexualisierten Beleidigungen gegen Schiedsrichterin Fabienne Michel durch Essener Fans. Der DFB verhängte deshalb eine Geldstrafe von 20.000 Euro gegen den Verein. Bis zu 6.500 Euro davon dürfen für präventive Maßnahmen gegen Diskriminierung eingesetzt werden.

>>RWE reagierte mit der Kampagne „Essen ist bunt“, zeigte sich aber in der Kommunikation zurückhaltend. Eine geplante interne Maßnahme namens „Sicherer Hafen“ zur Sensibilisierung und Unterstützung Betroffener ist bislang nicht umgesetzt – auch wegen fehlender personeller Ressourcen.

>>Währenddessen hat sich das Fanbündnis „Rot-Weisse Solidarität“ gegründet, das sich unabhängig vom Verein gegen Diskriminierung im Stadion engagiert. Die Initiative kritisiert mangelndes Engagement und fehlenden Dialog von Vereinsseite. Zudem wurden erneut sexistische Ausfälle von RWE-Fans bei anderen Spielen gemeldet.

>>Fazit: Sexismus im Umfeld von RWE ist ein anhaltendes Problem, das bislang nur zögerlich und oberflächlich vom Verein angegangen wird – trotz vorhandener Konzepte und Initiativen.

GuMo

>>150234508
the Swedish Zirkzee

the germans are the most embarrassing people to ever live. see picrel.

>>150234712
dont let jt see this..

>>150229396
>>150229288
samefag

>>150234525
she cute, but not really my type

>>150234525
>rectangular boobs
not sure if that's a dealbreaker or not

>Beim Drittliga-Spiel zwischen dem SC Verl und Rot-Weiss Essen im März hatten im Essener Zuschauerbereich Fans beleidigende und diskriminierende Gesänge in Richtung Michel angestimmt.
what did they sing?

>>150234508
scored both matches he played this season, try to keep up

>>150235026
Marc-André "Cuckold" Ter Stegen

>>150235026
Welcome to...?

>>150235026
>Gets replaced by ArtoBULLu anyways

>>150235026
Oh boy, Gala is calling

>RB Leipzig hat mit Rômulo einen Nachfolger für den zu Manchester United abgewanderten Benjamin Sesko präsentiert. Der 23 Jahre alte Mittelstürmer kommt für eine Ablöse von 20 Millionen Euro vom türkischen Erstligisten Göztepe. Mit Bonuszahlungen kann diese Summe auf 25 Mio. Euro steigen, sodass Rômulo der drittteuerste Abgang der Süper Lig werden könnte.
When will Bundes clubs learn about Brazilian players in Germany?

>>150235404
let Ole with Kohle cook

>>150235404
its just the super high-end diva ones that don't work out. the normal ones usually perform pretty well.

this fat fuck wants to replace Coinman with Nkunker
fucking kek

>>150234525
she looks tight

>>150235026
Maybe we'll get lucky and Neuer gets injured again for a long time. Ter Stegen on a free would be a big upgrade to washed Neuer

>>150236178
Even Ligue 1 will be more competitive and more interesting than Bundesliga now thanks to Louis Vuitton Paric FC...

Woltemade willing to forego millions for Bayern move, Sky Germany reveal exclusive details
The 23-year-old and his agent are prepared to make sacrifices to join the reigning Bundesliga champions.
In order to make the transfer happen, Woltemade and his agent Danny Bachmann are said to be waiving around €10million in total.

A sum which both the player and agent would have been owed by VfB Stuttgart as part of a sell-on clause in Woltemade's contract.

Bayern’s current offer can be broken down into a €50million fixed fee, €5million in bonuses and a sell-on clause of 10% for Stuttgart.

Furthermore, the Bavarians have exclusively included the €10million that Stuttgart will not have to pay to Woltemade/Bachmann.

Woltemade and his camp supposedly received information today that Stuttgart are willing to agree if an offer of €70–75million arrives.

>>150236178
They are only giving him a job so they can get his fiancé to work for them, baka

>>150236539
He's just not worth that much. There's a big chance that he will flop and then he'll be sold for 15m in two years

maul du törke

>>150236748
>There's a big chance that he will flop and then he'll be sold for 15m in two years
you mean he will sit out/be loaned out until the end of his very lucrative contract that no one else would ever pay him. Just like my boy FArpZ :')

Wolte Made kaufe?

>>150236861
Things have changed. Some 16th placed Premier league team will bite. If not there's still Saudi Arabia

if Malick Thiaw can be sold to Newcastle for €40m after failing at Milan then based Woltechad can be sold for twice that easily

>>150236992
>Im vergangenen Winter, als Bayern Nkunku ebenfalls auf der Liste hatte, forderten die Londoner noch gut 70 Mio. Euro Ablöse. In diesem Sommer sollen es zunächst über 45 Mio. Euro gewesen sein, Chelsea sei aber mit Blick auf den immer näher rückenden Deadline Day zu weiteren Abstrichen bereit. Die „Bild“ spricht von aktuell 35 Mio. bis 40 Mio. Euro, was den FC Bayern eventuell auch von einem direkten Kauf überzeugen könnte. Chelsea hatte vor zwei Jahren noch 60 Mio. Euro an RB Leipzig überwiesen.
Ngugu for 35m would be a good deal actually even as a backup mostly

>>150236992
>Leipzig and Chelsea reject to Hühnchen

>>150236748
Really wondering if I should have he in my kicker squad after all... Also is he literally retarded? In a welttassejahr, why change from a team where we're #1 on the team sheet to go to b00n where when musiala retvrns u'll be a bench scrub?

>>150237074
>Leipzig reject

>Am häufigsten traf es in der Historie Werder Bremen. 13-mal mussten die Grün-Weißen nach ihrem ersten Pokal-Duell schon die Segel streichen

Bre'men' bros

>>150237063
great deal, I rate Nkunku more than KOman and Shartbry
>>150237350
why are they so pathetic?

>>150234849
let me guess, you are the fag with the really really funny teamnames yes? kys

>>150237109
Because it's Woltemade's chance of a lifetime. He will never be able to walk into a top teams starting 11 like that again. Musiala won't be available for half a year and nobody knows if he comes back strong and won't get injured again for the millionth time. If Woltemade performs well a fit Musiala might play on the left, that was the plan anyway if Wirtz came

Die Made is the next GOAT and I'm tired of pretending he isn't even if he doesn't comes to >us
t. customer

>>150237419
He might also replace Kane for a few games if he needs rest or gets injured which has been happening more often lately due to his age and the amount of games played in England

>>150229367
>biggest legend in german football
That would be Charlemagne.
Going to Canada like an American tranny doesn't put Müller in a good light.

>>150237507
What does Müller's move to the linksextrem capital of the world have to do with Franz?

>>150237484
>and the amount of games played in England
???

>>150237551
Müller transferred to Chemie Leipzig?

>>150237484
Last time Kane was injured was december. For two matches. You've might to consider taking your meds

>>150237551
>Steuerquote 33%
>linksextrem

>>150237984
Wieso ist Bayern so abgezockt, wenn sie mit anderen Bundesliga Clubs verhandeln, aber lassen sich von ausländischen Clubs komplett über den Tisch ziehen?

>>150237721
>>150237808
Kane played tons of matches in England. I think everyone knows that they have much more matches because there are two cups including Rückspiele and two more teams which is 4 extra matches every year and no Winterpause. There's simply no way that Kane will be as fit as Lewandowski at the same age. Long time EPL players decline much faster

>>150238151
Ronaldo was in eplel for almost a decade.

>>150238167
Ronnie don't run

What's this hairstyle called?
>>150237984
Business Idee: Bayern München political party

>>150238261
>What's this hairstyle called?
der hollerchud

>>150238261
Electric Ramen

>>150238288
damnn.. Hollerchad is already such a kino legend that even Brewomen talents are seeing him as their Idol and copying his based hair

time to scout ***** from Huhnion for muh kicker team

>Sonnenhof
>it rains

>>150239169
its literally impossible for the sun not to shine cause then we'd be dead bro

>Bayern have enquired about Xavi Simons again in the past few days, but were told that a move to Munich is not possible. The player is set on Chelsea [@Plettigoal]
is this some kind of humiliation fetish?

>>150239241
what does Eboarl order here

>>150239321
the usual

>>150234525
was haben sie gerufen?

SKOV

now this is rain

>>150239344
JUDEN

>>150239321
Shirt Size: 4XL
Figure: Sasuke

>>150238344
Hehe

>Bayer abusing Monsanto weather manipulation tech to not get humiliated
this goes beyond rigged at this point

>>150239344
ZEIG DEINE KLEINEN TITTCHEN

/bundesu doubted Chadgart because of some friendlies

bussin

Einer für den Ralle?

Finally home from the work. Looking forward to the weekend. May end up buying a motorcycle.

I will thoroughly enjoy riggikusen's downfall this season

guten abend Germans, will the Friday night matches be on YouTube this season?
If you don't know that's ok it's not so simple to find out, because I did try to find out, danke in advance

clean it up pitch jannies

>>150239686
The Bockal today will be on ZDF. Regular friday games are on SKY. They should be on the italian sky, i suppose.

>>150239632
which one?

Monica Lierhaus on RTL Aktuell is really hard to watch. Why does she do this to herself? Why does RTL let her do that to herself? Millions of people just feel awkward every evening

>>150239902
BMW CE 02

>>150239953
mayb it makes her happy? gives her a purpose on life? hm idk

>Huhinon keeper is dizzy
Uhm.. Vaxxbros.. I don't feel so good..

>>150239991
Raabbros? only 0,8m and Cuckgart loves him..

>>150239755
grazi

SCHICK

>>150239991
kwab

>>150240004
Wtf are midget keepers even legal?

embarrassing show from Saarbrücken

E R A S

is this real? Großaspach has only lost 1 game since the 12.05.24

>absolute shithole plays like absolute shit
Thank you for your contribution Saarbrücken, until next year.

>Obwohl der Stadionsprecher frühzeitig von einer Spielfortsetzung „in ein paar Minuten“ sprach, wirkte Schiri Bacher bei seiner Platzbegehung nicht so glücklich. Die Fortsetzung wurde immer wieder verschoben.
Richtig viel Wasser ist noch auf dem Platz. Daher wurde auch die Polizei zur Beratung hinzugezogen.
wat

>>150240185
>is this real?
I wish I cared

>>150240281
I'll be moving to Saarbrücken in two months

>>150240416
Will you start a job at KNDS?

>>150240408
>Die Form In der vergangenen Saison sicherten sich die Großaspacher das Double aus Landespokal und Oberliga-Meisterschaft, kassierten in der gesamten Spielzeit nur eine Niederlage und hatten am Ende 19 Punkte Vorsprung auf den zweitplatzierten TSG Balingen.
leave it to the Hollerchads to make das Unmögliche möglich

>>150240453
>Almostfrance
>jobs

>>150240737
which job did anon get?

this 'kusen is absolutely grim to watch

>>150240726
*starts a player whos already aufm Absprung*
so Cuck Steffen really is a cuck huh?

Just got some beer from our REWE that is less than two minutes Fußweg away to get ready for the DFB Pokal game but it was that obese Kassiererin again. She's like 160-170kg, I'm not kidding. Just seeing her ruins your mood for the rest of the day. Imagine how much a person like that has to eat and shit every day. I'd rather not. Let's go Bielefeld

Bre"men"

How we feeling bremanons about the squad this year?

>>150241322
I feel Töt out of Töööööt about it 2bh

>>150241322
needs more königstransfers iykwim

>>150241322
No ambition, just like every year. At least the Steuerzahler gets to pay hundreds of millions in taxes to finance the Miri clan, their Schutzgelderpressung and even more violent rapist Afghans and Syrians

>>150240726
Wöber might be the biggest brainlet to ever play soccer in the bundes every time I've seen bro play he does pantsonhead retartit shit

>>150241416
is this some kind of falseflag so anons won't buy him?

>>150241551
Did you know that Hamburg alone, just one city, paid a Milliarde for Afghans alone since 2020? Nius.de are the only ones who even mention shit like that

>>150241625
yeah I saw that too 1 MILLIARDE is insane, where does this even go

>>150241677
mostly to local supermarkets, building owners, bakeries, cinemas etc.

>>150241412
Cry harder hahaha

>>150241708
in Afghanistan? nvm i thought it was for the Fachkräfte here

>>150241725
ofcourse in Hamburg, the stuff low wealth people spend money on which are everyday goods and rent.

>>150241677
570€ for Bürgergeld per person, about 2-4x of that for their Wohnung and like 300€ per kid extra for all of the 7-9 kids. Over 6000€ netto for a muslim household is not the exception, it's the rule

Grodowski zeigt den Brefrauen heute wo der Hammer hängt

BRERIGGI
PEN + DOUBLE YELLOW

>Die 'Männer' von der Weser
another /bundes/ meme leaked into real life

ETIKETT

did I just see that right? why are we helping afghans who are getting deported from PAKISTAN

THATS NOT OUR PROBLEM

imagine paying 150 mio for this

>>150242691
>helping
spineless CDU politicians already broke their word once after germany promised them to move them here. These no-honor pussies are gonna keep them at some border prison anyway when the media critique quiets down.

>>150242769
>>150242473

>bittenshart
>brewomen

kek

>Bittencunt
Elmo

as 00p0ted

Brewomen swimming so hard their bikini's are falling off

Krösche sold etikett for too less

==SCHEISS WERDER BREMEN, WIR SINGEN SCHEISS WERDER BREMEN==

Floribros

BÄÄÄÄM

Uff.... Sad tröt..

BI
BI
BI
LE
FELD

>BERLIN BERLNI WIR FAHREN NACH BERLIN
based

>>150243902
Doesn't exist xD

Why is the Alm to spicy for bundes clubs?

>>150229332
first 00pert call of this season TICK

good match by us based Bremen chads. Leo fucked up getting that red card and Bielefeld are looking solid so oh well. should be a good season incoming.

>>150244216
>good match by us based Bremen chads
Meds

>>150242769
plus tip

>>150244266
idk I’m mostly drunk all the time but >we definitely did look like the better team only with too little Konsequenz in the Angriffsdrittel and a stupid red card so hmmmmm I drink the beer

>>150237350
Hahahahhaa

>>150238151
what the fuck is that kind of turbo cope

>>150229208 (OP)
Liverpool fan here, pls tell me there's a refund for Wirtz

GuMo

>>150251670
*taps the sign*

voller Fokus jetzt auf den Gewinn der Meisterschaft Bremenbros

is this how a straight man sits?

>>150244216
>>150252135
34 more good matches like this and Brewomen will win the meister shaft next season(in bestbundes)!

Will BFC Dynamo vs Bochum turn into an affenzirkus

watch n learn Bremchuds

>"Die Klub!"
what did they mean by that

bok bok bok

>>150253087
Why should it?

>>150253374
BFC hooligan element and Bochum pretty feisty too

>>150253374
>right vs left
>why should it?
retard

de ewige ossi kek

>HSV makes it back to bundes
>Gets a couple new Ngubus
>Ngubus get absolutely shit on by a couple Schuhverkäufer
Getting that 15th place is going to be tough.

HSV bros I dont feel so good
Davie Selke to the rescue when?

kek even the commentators are tired of this club

>Borussia Dortmund soll für einen neuen offensiven Mittelfeldspieler bei Manchester City vorstellig geworden sein. „Sky“ berichtete am Freitag sogar schon von einem offiziellen Angebot der Schwarz-Gelben für das argentinische Top-Talent Claudio Echeverri (19).
But getting Sancho back would be an admission of Ideenarmut of course
Here is an idea: Stop gambling with teens. Only one in a handful will make it and generate that big fee. And one season "it" will happen and you will miss out on CL finally

>Boycum
Lmao

reeeeeman would have got this

Oh no no no HIVchuds

HA
HA
HA
ESS
PFAU

>scored on by a HIV fan
KEK

>Ngubu just standing there watching
Yep, that's a former hertha player.

>>150253282
Yea...

HSV needs this lesson and hopefully they fire the St Pauli plant soon

>>150254405
theyll get 34 more lessons like this, and afterwards nobody will ever talk about tasmania

Alter HSV wird diese Saison untergehen das ist ja miserabel wie die spielen

Hamburg kriegt grad richtig aufs Maul

....von einem Elektriker :D

we dont care about the pokal
this is a teggtical first round eggsit to fully focus on our first year begg in worstbundes, chuddies

>we dont care about the pokal
this is a teggtical first round eggsit to fully focus on our first year begg in worstbundes, chuddies

robbery

>>150254532
Junge ihr verliert grad gegen Amateure, hör mal auf mit dem cope

>get fouled after the Abschluß
>AAAAaaaaAaaaaaa where is my penalty?!?!?!
Japaner ins Gas

why is cuckburg so pathetic bros?

>BFC getting robbed
wew

maybe field more identity frauding ngubus?

>>150254532
Noice ragebait lel

>>150254742
Bochum should have gotten 2 pens desu

never doubt the HeckKING

>+6
lol for what

>>150254771
lmao for what

>150254315
>150254318
>150254328
>150254455
>150254487
>150254604
>150254719
>150254743
>150254805
>150254819
K W A B S E L
W
A
B
S
E
L

AHAGAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAGAGAGHAHAHAHHAHAH NOT SO LOUD NOW HUH YOU MONGOOOOOOS

>needing refball against literal plumbers
hiv is so fucking finished

>>150254805
https://www.sueddeutsche.de/sport/bundesliga-zeiterfassung-nachspielzeit-schiedsrichter-var-li.3297389

>>150254877
The fact its 1-1 against 5th division side is pretty funny, yes

>>150254892
they've been saying this for the last 5 seasons, and then they do it one or two matchdays. after that, they revert back to normal, can't spoil it with the ad partners.

>>150254982
you do think a lot about them, eh? quite emotional, yes?

2x pens

>>150254995
it's my first post in in this itt and it's morally just to greentext Brewomen when they crash out if the Pokal in Round 1 (every year pretty much)

>cunte

>>150255020
this counts

GG EZ Pirmachuddies

and /bundes/ got BTFO as always, we are not Brewomen remember this.

>saved by refs against müllwagenfahrer
>still bigmouthing
kek
this season is gonna be so so funny

>>150255178
Ach meddybert, better luck neggst time

>havent been to /bundes/ in 2-3 years
>its the same 3 guys posting the same 3 memes from 5 years ago
sad

Müllerbros we're back

> HSV back in Bundes
> Amateur Football clubs getting btfo in first round
> AfD ban in the works

This is gonna be a good season

>>150254939
Heh I used a german word instead of the English one I'm so le cool xD

The forced HSV hate is ganz schön kringel

there we go

>>150255313
leftist clubs should always be hated

>>150255313
>forced
there has never been a more organic hate than that on this very board

>>150255252
where have (You) been?
>>150255267
Alternative für Israel beeing banned is a GOOD thing tho, its the Era of die Heimat


>KLOse
>glubb

>>150255366
> Hatred created by russian troll farms is totally organic you guys

Ok Ivan

Klose geht in die Hose

there he goes again kek

>>150255342
Happened only in the last decade because of their „bad past“ kek before that HSV was never considered a leftist club
>>150255366
Not true, the most organic hate is the mutt hate

>>150255374
Lost interest in football for a while and being busy with life

I can't tell the nigger bvlls apart

>>150255374
>where have (You) been
He literally posted yesterday

the new wolfsburch kit looks kino

>>150255488
that attendance tho

So uhhhh
This year isn't the era of the bvll either, huh?

>>150255140
>struggling against a 5th division side
Good to see HIV arroganz back in action

>>150255519
HSV is gonna end up in upper half, possibly playing international next season, gonna be fun to watch the HSV haters seethe lol

pimmer looks sharp..

Mirobros... We should go back to fishing
Maybe this soccer stuff isn't for us after all..

>>150255252
It's the same 3 mentally ill freaks that post the same garbage and "maymays" nobody ever picks up also on KayCee.
Fun fact they're all over 50 and if it's not footy it's about the best Rollator or what wheelchair to buy.

>>150255587
Satania supports HSV

>>150256037
I'm a neet and I threw away my Wolfsburg purse a few weeks ago because it broke when I tried to take out my Tafel Card at the Tafel

Moestedt > Karl

still boggles the mind that Leipzig hired Ole Werner who did literally nothing at Bremen and thought it was an upgrade to Rose.

KAUFCHAD

still boggles the mind that Leipzig hired Ridle Baku who did literally nothing at Wolfsburg and thought it was an upgrade to Klostermann.

>>150256379
Leipzig won, so I guess a successful multimillion euro football club has better decision making than some random internet weirdo :)

>>150256379
>Zorniger
>M. Arsch
>Domenico Tedesco
>Tote Hose
What boggles?

>>150256505
your 60 IQ posts don't reach the minimum /bundes/ quality, sorry

>>150256552
>your 60 IQ posts don't reach the minimum /bundes/ quality, sorry

>>150256113
Satania spits at HIV

were back klosebros

ngl the Kettchen really elevates his autism wear

Klosebros...

>>150256875
you can take the German out of Pooland but you can't get Pooland out of the German.

why do BuLi clubs always win the pens? so predictable

>Fujita
>Fujita
top keke

Rigged for Pauli

>>150257456
Faked 3d Lines

>>150257456
>goal line tech ON
>VAR OFF
yep

Just watched the HIV highlights on Sportschau kek how do they expect to stay in Bundesliga for more than a year?

>>150257504
They will be in for a season full of struggle, and I say that having watched today plus their friendlies

why were Faulischweine even allowed to play at home

>>150257504
That's what happens once you lose the GOAT. Now hes scoring goals for Basaksehir in Europa while HIV will fail to compete this season.

that's the Klose mentality right there

blubb blubb blubb

isch vorbei

Dritte Liga here we come

Uff... At least there's still fishing for us, Mirobros

did literally everyone shoot into the left corner?

>BFC refballed to shit
#JustWessiThings

hemelinger (bremer) shitskins torn apart by the Wölfe lol

>0-9 after that long ass 10 minute Bericht about the fat pathetic stereotypical Asi-Türken brothers who coach Hemelingen
LOL Sportschau

>>150257932
they really though the inbred kurds could pull it off...

>>150258010
It was funny how the ARD tried to portray such obvious Gossen-Abschaum as saints and Vorbilder

>>150258191
but they got a bremer Abiture, they must be intelligent!!

>>150258296
>bremer Abitur
kek

Xavi Simmons forehead status?

First lineup of the new season!
#PACKMAS
#LETTHESEETHINGwwwWWCOMMENCE

>Goretzka
>Gnabry

>woltemade starts the game by dribbling the ball into his own net then whipping out his cock and pissing on seb hoeness and then demands a transfer to bayern
Kino

>Franz Beckenbauer Supercup
what a disgrace to name this meaningless friendly after him. the DFB Pokal should have been renamed instead. nobody respects the DFB Mafia so renaming it as the Beckenbauer Cup would have been a huge improvement and a worthy tribute to the biggest german football player ever

sky in charge of audio, jfc. wtf is that screeching at the kotbus match?

>>150258674
>Röhl thansfers to stuggi as a replacement and scores 25 golazos and wins goldengatecanonjagermeister and Stuttgart wins the bundes

>El goblino de alemannia
Dios mio... This is the future of Germany.... Germany has fallen...

Freund with his Ösi accent feels so out of place at Bayern. If he had some outstanding skills nobody would mind but he doesn't. Nobody even knows what he does except sounding awkward

>>150258695
The DFL is the bigger mafia, so it checks out again

>Kotbus rigging
why oh why are they like this

Cottbus stadium is so kino

>place 4 caraports next to each other and call it a stadium
lel

>Itsover 69
>Shitberg

>>150258540
Somali/10

Someone please tell Joel Beckenbauer to shave that shit off

Warum wird die Made nicht gnadenlos ausgephiffen?

How did Bayern not buy Stiller back? He would have much more impact than Woltemade. You can't win the CL with a sissy midfield like that with little Kimmich-Chefchen and Dauerverletzt-Pavlovic who is too weak to handle a Grippe

>>150258674
It actually happened

>>150259841
Why, what did he do wrong?

>ultras faggots are gone
>atmosphere is based and great like in the old days
ULTRAS RAUS

>>150259971
what atmosphere? it sounds more dead than the Allianz Arena

Why does the stadium atmosphere sound like those from the fake geisterspiel covid ones? (on sky)

or am I tripping

>>150260024
They added fake atmosphere

>>150260047
it goes away, once you take your meds

>>150260047
thats what im saying, it sounds like a game of FIFA

Out of desperation I am watching your league (cup)

>>150260102
What meds do I need to hear real atmosphere

>>150260130
are you a paki/brown? be honest

Whoever the English commentator is that does the fake German accent is incredibly cringe

Gansichads, how we feeling this season?

>>150260153
Nobeit, when I went to Deutschland I was frequently mistaken for Deutsch

>>150260134
just play this on loop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKCIFXqhLzo

>>150260154
I think I know who you mean because I've watched english Bundesliga streams before. It was usually that guy and Steffen Freund who was even worse. Not a good way to represent Bundesliga or even win over new fans

THE ENGLISH MAN MARCHES ON

ARE 'ARRY

>>150260185
Thanks for Harry

Honest thoughts on Vincent '19th in the Premier League' Kompany?

HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY

>woltecuck
Kek

I've seen enough
NAGER, GET MANU BACK INTO THE TEAM

>>150260294
Just as dumb as Pep at Bayern, there is almost no difference. Pep football only works with cheat code like Messi/Xavi/Iniesta or unlimited sheikh money otherwise you get embarrassed in every single CL semi/quarter final

Woltemade just lost 10mil value

Laimer pressed cross instead of shot

Hollerchad scores that blind folded

>>150260403
He's a typical Dortmund cuckie player, I don't get how he's still at Bayern

Woltemade doesn't have any Stallgeruch

Can Kane speak any German yet?

>>150260573
nah, he will use the stanway-excuse

>>150260594
What's that? I don't really follow the girls

>>150260644
cant find the link, but it went somewhere along these lines
>german's way too hard
>I'd rather talk to animals

>>150260688
I found it easier than French desu
Don't remember much now like

Every time ultras don't show up the stadium atmosphere is absolutely dead. I hate normiecuck "fans" so much. There's over 60.000 of them and everyone is dead silent

>>150260573
Can he speak any English yet?

>>150260792
Civil watching of the game should be the norm. You can make some Stimmung but don't burn the stadium down or block the game from being played bucko.

>>150260942
Civil doesn't mean soulless. If you don't care enough to support your team just don't buy tickets, you ruin the experience for everyone by acting like a cuckold

Why isnt it called der gerd müller super cup?

>>150261116
You missed the Stimmung part of my post. You can sing, gröll and taunt others, idgaf. But when you waste my and others time then you get what you deserve by having to sit one out from time to time.

it's for coaching achievements

>>150261150
when gerd kicked the bucket, using ded people's names to milk for profits was not as acceptable as it is nowadays

last year Leverkusen-Stuttgart in the Kaiser Cup was the match of the season desu
Bayern do suck the fun out of things

nice move from Woltebitch

Jogi brought his hogwife??

>Luis Diaz
ZERO impact

Goretzka and FATbry are so fucking useless man what the fuck was that

>>150261224
>Bayern do suck the fun out of things
just like youre mom

>>150261313
Stanisic too. It's unbelievable that such a useless Negerkusen shitter is a starter for Bayern. What does he even do?

Stiller has been disappointing >>150261355

Ich bin so einsam.

>>150261388
Pay a Zigeuner prostitute

>>150261277
He was a bench warmer at Liverpool. Dass der Eberl für den 70 Mio (!!!!) hingeblättert hat ist völlig besdcheuert.

Since when does buyern need to refball against teams like stuttgart?

Harry we're shipping you back

No way Bayern will make another offer for Woltemade after this match, right?

Sportfreunde is such a kino name

>>150261565
>>150261380

>>150261556
Stuttgart snubbed them

NOJA

>>150261277
heh

>>150261277
lul

LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO
>>150261277

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>>150261277
APOLOGIZE

>>150229208 (OP)
Was treibt die Menschen dazu soewtas zu tun ?

>>150262032
>ossis
>menschen

>>150262032
just imagine the all the high quality pussy he got after getting those classy tattoos

So Stuttgart did Bayern a huge favor by not selling Woltenoimpactmade?

long throw-in meta is back in 1. and 2. buli

Karl is so hilariously short

another title: check

Harry Kane's second trophy

>>150262332
that bird has seen horrors

>>150262332
>a fucking Cockatoo

>>150262295
Only the Champions league counts

>Upamecano's hand
holy shit I've never seen anything more dark.
can't we just sell him to Negerkusen?

>>150262295
Neither le "super cup" nor Bundesliga counts as a title for Hühnchen.

Kwabselmade
Kwabutzimade
Kwabpomade
Stolpermade
WOLTEBITCH

>>150262634
AND WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES

>>150262620
Cope

>>150262212
Still taller than zaragoza

>>150262748
and you rajeed LOL

>>150262748
I think Zaragoza was something like 1,65m lol

>>150262748
chup madarchod

>>150262634
>taking a picture from the monitor with your phone

>>150262159
Yes, the loser of that transfersaga was always going to be whoever ended up with Fraudmade

>>150262827
Maybe he'll hit a growth spurt like pavlovic

completely forgot about le meme cup
gimme the qrd

>>150263398
Germans lost... Bavarians won... Many such cases

>another abhorrent shart post
ported and hidden of course

>"Das Thema ist für dieses Kalenderjahr vom Tisch.“
welcome to LFC next january for a fee of 170+ mio

>seething this hard about based Woltechad
lmaooo

>>150277418
And Coman who scored the winning goal in a Champions league final was just sold for 25m

>Doch diese Themen waren unmittelbar nach Schlusspfiff für Kohfeldt nur zweitrangig, der primär seinem Ärger über Lübecks Fans freien Lauf ließ: "Was hier an Beleidigungen von den Rängen gekommen ist in Richtung Trainerbank ... Da sitzen Kinder daneben", echauffierte sich der 42-Jährige. "Da müssen sich die Leute wirklich mal überlegen, was sie beim Fußball wollen: Fußball gucken oder ihren eigenen Frust ablassen", fuhr Kohfeldt fort, der aus diesem Grund trotz des Siegs von einem "sehr faden Beigeschmack" sprach und wohl auch beim Weg in die Katakomben noch mit einem Fan gestikulierte.
dann geh halt zum tennis du schwuchtel lmao

Schalke chads, how
>Schalke
Is it gonna be today?

moussa "the pitbull" sylla to score 3 before ht

based Delmenhorst chads are going to bully the Mongbachers hard

GuMo

yes yes, gooood morning

GuMo

rent free

imagine doubting him

>>150279777
Nager will still call him up

>>150279784
well tbf he has been the best player of West Ham’s pre season
but he needs to start showing up in the premier league as well

>>150279891
>Watching döpa the day after Bayern won a 'title'
>being this new

>>150279967
they talk about them for that long and sometimes even longer on any random issue

it's just annoying when there were almost 20 pokal games and 2nd Bundes has already had two match days

>>150279766
Carried Tschabikusen alone

Die Eintracht spielt gleich

>>150279891
Sounds just like /bundes/

I've set an alarm for #TigginatorSunday and hes not even in the kader

>>150229208 (OP)
He reminds me of Mr. Cool Ice

>>150280156
Dumb Chaika Poster

Ärger um den Frühschoppen im ZDF-Fernsehgarten! Weil immer mehr Sauf-Touristen den Schlagerfans die raren Tickets wegschnappen, laufen diese jetzt Sturm. Inzwischen reisen ganze Biertrinker-Vereine geschlossen zum Lerchenberg nach Mainz.

Einfach Kult

>>150280199
antisemitism oy vey
thank YHWH BILD is on the case

Koan Doan

>>150280199
kek
uniron basiert

show yourself Manu

Johnny B is such a downgrade compared to Hugo or Marmoush

>Engers vs Negers
pottery

>every blundyshitgy team not Named heidenheim is half full of shitskins
Uhh whitebros... Is it time we recognize that we just aren't good?!

BAUJAHR

we are winning the treble

THE EVISCERATORS OF ENGERS

First dopa for this season was a little bit schwach

>>150280784
first rule of dopa: dont watch unless bayern have lost the game before

>>150280256
TSUUUUUUUUUUU

>>150258540
definitely anwesend

>>150252448
The worst thing is his npc bauern visage but you know hes the type when hes on malle he will shout something stupid straight in to your face like ‚atze peng‘ and feel incredibly proud and intelligent

wahlahi

Schalkebros, how are we today?

Doan would have been ideal for Bayern
Could have played on the 10 until Musiala is back too

Schaaalkeeee

>>150281390
>>150281627
Lets goooo

5te minute ein Tor

Leipzig torwart handspiel rote Karte

>female refs

lol

die dummen ossis wieder verhaltensauffällig kek

Scheis Leipzig fans kriegen gleich in halbzeit die kleinen hs

calling it now Brewomen will stay the only bundes team to get eliminated

kkkk Kackbach are gonna get RAPED next Sunday

Dregs Leipzig vereinsschiri

What makes NRWistanis so weak?

>>150282939
sind die behindert?

>>150282967
nah they're Ossis
https://youtu.be/bfupJNKDXFw

>>150282939
>Kommando Kackwitz

why hasn't schalke scored yet

>>150283535
the dogsitter stole Sylla's dog

>>150283535
building arc of suspense

150282334
well >we also had the toughest possible draw out of all Erstligisten

Schalke Leipzig so langweilig
hab mit Kumpels nerv schlacht gemacht

>>150239632
trust a woman to dress like that in the freezing weather (and then complain)

schalke spielt ja wie der hsv hahahahaahhahaha
so schlecht

MARTEL
legendary

Schalkebros?
Kölnsistas?

>>150283872
kwab

he doubted köln lmao

Scheiße 04 größter Zigeunerverein.

so ist das im pokal wenn du die dinger nicht machst

Hahahhaha drecks regensburger
>>150282939
t 60anon

>>150283891
But >Schalke is still not through

nur noch traurig

LASME RANDA DENN SEVILLA

based schalke dabbing on those brainlets

>>150277986
Kann denn nicht wenigstens einmal auch jemand an die Kinder denken?!

>>150277986
>dann geh halt zum tennis du schwuchtel lmao
based

>>150279766
I always wonder what he could have done for Hertha

So the wafner effect is just that they foul a whole lot, huh?

>>150285925
give him time

>>150286881
Apparently also to score offside goals from Outside the field

poor Ulmer

>>150286922
>Prüfer prüfs the goal
Bravo, Tolkien

ESSENDE

neue?!

Müllel's first MLS game is tonight

>>150288668
>has an apartment overlooking the stadium
>Lisa stays in Munich
quite soulful. he cares, it's not a marketing gag
i hope he isn't completely busted physically

>>150288997
old man reus is called a football genius over there, messi literally only moves when he has the ball. our lad will do just fine.

>>150288119
neue here

>>150290553

>>150290553