Thread 150232443

nguyen has that dog in him (literally) edition

dosn vs saints
fred vs lions

afl.com.au

GETCHAFOODYRECURDEEERFUUUTYRECERDGETCHAFOOTYRECURD

>>150232443 (OP)
Large sliced beef pho, veghie spring rolls and an iced coffee thanks

gym on the cards

Back from my year long ban, lads

>>150232828
I already knew that.

confession time: i was a commie until i got a job and started getting taxed out the arse

>>150232928
Welcome back lad

My wife bought tickets for us to go see Lainey Wilson next year

>wife
normies OUT

>>150233144
we in here lad, you best get with the program and start self improving

>>150233073
Everyone goes through that phase.

>>150232828
You're racist if you don't want to celebrate a man who has a history of
>Charged with first-degree murder (1993); acquitted (1996).
>Multiple drug possession charges, including cocaine (1989–1990); convicted, served prison time.
>Arrested for marijuana possession several times, most recently in 2012; received citations and fines.
>Convicted of drug and gun possession after traffic stop (1993–1997); pled guilty, got probation and community service.
>Faced DUI and weapons charges in separate incidents over the years.
>Accused in a civil sexual assault lawsuit (2022); denied claims, counter-sued.
>Immigration issues due to criminal record—barred entry to some countries.
>Involved in controversial lawsuits tied to business dealings and public persona.
Do you think normies will ever understand that this group indeed only wants pain and suffering for the world?

>>150233168
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK THE ATO

>>150233343
but hey he had catchy songs about gin and juice and one that was in gta san andreas (best game of all time)!

i dont watch anything but the game
if there are people talking on a desk i mute it
if there's an interview i mute it
and if there's someone singing and dancing you bet i'm muting it

>>150233073
Having a job has made me more of a commie tbqhwy

I go to the gym so I can look like this

>>150233343
Tbf how could you be a gangster rapper if you never did some gangsta shit
https://youtu.be/jPG9UrV83EE?si=h8HU3Z3DfEL5mWfo

>>150233440
based public sector parasite

friday friday
gotta get down on friday
everybody looking forward to the weekend

Are you blokes marching for Australia on august 31st?

>gym hater anon posting gay porn models
Remember he tried to claim if you're a guy who goes to the gym, you're somehow secretly gay

everyone is gay except me

>>150233398
yep based

>>150233526
lol

>>150233398
What you got against the Alternative Trading Organization, champ?

>>150233464
imagine the succulent man poos those bums push out

>>150233616
Not your boogeyman

>>150233640
Crisp Josh Daicos in reference to the rest of the Collingwood football club

Do not get it twisted, do not gamble. Do not start gambling. Gambling is entertainment and entertainment only. You won't break even, you won't win. You won't do any of that, you understand? You will only go into debt and ruin your fucking life.

might purchase a st george's flag

Rozee is in the news, whinging about rumours that he claims are 100% not true.
Has to be pretty funny to go to those lengths rather than just ignoring it.
What were they?

>>150233721
he fucked zerk thatchers gf
its true btw

>>150233721
He and his misso have also blocked all social media.

Apparently there's a fair bit of smoke to the rumour. Also for those following the news a car in front of BZTs house a few weeks back was set on fire then the house next to Rozees place was set on fire a week or two later. Not sure if related or a massive coincidence.

i'm islamophobic

nuke Canberra

>>150233782
and sydney

>>150233782
and afl house

For me its the 2004 port adelaide team

Thilthorpe shouts out Shaniqua. What the fuck is that all about. Racism much?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNXKZBZTTga/?igsh=aWtld2twa202aGE5

first protein (whey) shake of the day

I'm an abnormal specimen. My existence makes normal people squirm

they should have all games of the last round at the same time like the prem

matched with my childhood neighbour on bumble but she doesn't know it's me

I used to flash her my willy

nonce

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>>150233969
This brought back a memory for me. When I was like 8 I would go to my friends house and his little sister would flash her vagina at us and then run away laughing. Wild times. I recently saw a picture of her on Facebook and she's a hot blonde now. What a missed opportunity

>>150234056
When I was at daycare back in primary school this one gross fat girl used to do the same.
She's still fat and gross.

>>150234095
crisp developmental disabilities anon

>>150232828
No, I'm sexist, and I care very little about what women have to say.

I am a racist and love snoop

>>150234119
Basded Tradie4BBC

connor row-zed heard the rumour about him, lads, says it's all bunk

>house
cleaned
>floors
vaccd and moppd
>clothes
washed
>dishes
washed

i'm going to smoke my pippy now. i've earned it

Thinking a nice bottle of yellow tail merlot tonight

connor "homewrecker" rozee

>>150234214
crisp 20yo woman entering her "wine era"

freo could be the first team ever to be in the top 4 with two games to go and not make the 8

i'm not gonna drink i'm not gonna drink i'm not gonna drink i'm not gonna drink i'm not gonna drink i'm not gonna drink i'm not gonna drink i'm not gonna drink i'm not gonna drink i'm not gonna drink i'm not gonna drink i'm not gonna drink i'm not gonna drink i'm not gonna drink i'm not gonna drink

>>150234223
wasn't it 3 games to go last year when they managed to miss?
that will be a very tough marker to beat

>>150234225
based hibernator

What's a good team to go for in the finals?

>>150234273
suns

hm?

>>150234273
There are no good teams this year

>>150234296
he split up with his wife

>>150234273
Geelong, Adelaide, Suns are the good guys

>>150234327
maybe he shouldn't have gotten married and had kids at like 20 then
then again lots of aboriginal players do this (pickett, bolton) and this is the first time i've seen it ending so quickly

>>150234296
>Illness - Test

>>150234056
>>150234095
When I was 7-8 my best mates older sister used to sexually bully me. She'd make me kiss her and stuff when at their house. I was scared of their bulldog and he'd come right up to me and shed do things like refuse to get him off of me unless I kissed her.
Also as school she and her friends one lunch time came up to me and she told them all how im a good kisser and I was so embarrassed and said no and said I didnt like her at all. In hindsight I should have said yes.
She'd also get naked in front of me quite often and one time my friend started calling her fat as a young brother does trying to tease his sister so I joined in too and their mum only heard me and said that was really rude of me to say. After that I didnt get invited over much anymore.

She also grew up really hot and married some guy and I think moved to USA at some point.

I’m 29 and have never even kissed a girl

amazed i did not return from vietnam with an std, the only reasonable explanation is i'm immune

>>150234355
this but i'm 28

I was surprised to find that women don't taste sweet. their skin and lips just taste like your own

none of my mates had younger siszas

>>150234355
>>150234362
This but 27 (on the cheek though to qt colleague)

>>150232443 (OP)
this is offensive tbqfwy

>>150234380
banh mi with extra chilli and coriander please
and get us a yeo's chrysanthemum tea with it
thanks love

>>150234380
how's ya trip

I'm a 31 year old neet and spend all day laughing at retarded shit like a 12 year old

>>150234403
for me it's thịt chó

gcs and then saints will beat gws and they'll miss finals

>>150234355
Just hire a fucking escort or go to an over 40s night at a local pub/club.

>>150234429
>over 40s night
The very thought of this scares me, and I am nudging 40.

the meetup group near me is called norty forties which is deeply upsetting

>>150234480
If you're not a high value male that's your dating pool, as depressing as that might be.

>>150234380
how so ?

fucked off the misso tonight and got a bottle of black label. Gonna get blind and watch MY Fred let me down. Can't wait.

>>150234480
well it's that or keep hanging around outside the blue light disco offering vapes and breezers to girls

>>150234494
this is false, zoomettes are trivial to pull especially struggle street bogan ones. show them a sliver of attention, intellect and have a car and minimum wage job and you're golden.

test

this is absolutely embarrassing behavior and I don't know why I expected these whores to be series athletes

>>150234510
Sounds comfy mate. I wish I still enjoyed drinking. Will probably watch the game with a hot chocolate and a few NICE bikkies.

>>150234527
that's a based night in my book too. But when I have the chance and a day off my inner degenerate takes over and I just want to get written off and shitpost.

>>150234521
i like that pink guernsey

Increasingly worries the excessive drinking I did between 2020-2023 permanently damaged me and concerned I have diabetes or something

>>150234521
she just KNOWS she's about to get a snap of this BWC, randy slut.

>>150234521
Sex with port whores

>>150234535
Based on what? What symptoms are you experiencing?

>>150234535
You'll be fine mate, although I shudder when I sip a can of premix jack now and realise how sweet and syrupy they are, and back in the day you could drink them all night and be no worries. Probably a decent amount of sugar downed in a night out, more so that an actual alcohol.

not a nice reminder of the quality of aflw last night when a mark on 50 was still at least two kicks from scoring range

>>150234535
>Increasingly worries the excessive drinking I did between 2020-2023 permanently damaged me and concerned I have diabetes or something
Have you ever considered going to an actual doctor?

>>150234535
you'll be fine mate. I worry about that myself but when I look at how hard people like John Daly drank and then substituted with sugar when he was sober I know I was no where close to that and I'll be right.

>>150234548
Big grounds are sexist

>>150234545
I have a pain in my lower abdomen on my right hand side just above my hip that never goes away. Doctor I saw 2 years ago said ive maybe pulled a muscle but its been a few years and the pain is always there.
And I am constantly thirsty and have a very dry mouth and lips. I am now struggling to swallow food if not drinking at the same time. There has been more than once instance ive nearly choked to death not being able to swallow. And I believe dry mouth is a sign of diabetes

>>150234558
you have diabeetus. Go better doctor tomorrow

>>150233969
>>150234056
>>150234344
in primary school i had a thai mate who had a sister. for some reason we both used to flash her our willies and she'd smile and laugh about it.
one time we were hanging around the back alley of a restaurant and she was crying so i flashed her my willy and it cheered her up.

>>150234558
>And I believe dry mouth is a sign of diabetes
Being thirsty and having a dry mouth is also a sign of dehydration. Do you drink water throughout the day?

>>150234577
Yes all the time. I've also in the past year been drinking hydralyte and that sort of thing and it does nothing. It's like nothing can stop my mouth being dry

dosn

>looking for medical advice
>on 4chan
SEE A DOCTOR AND DON'T LISTEN TO THE PSEUDO-INTELLECTUALS HERE

Go doctor tomorrow.

i've eaten tonkatsu omurice no fewer than 7 times the past fortnight
can feel my arse growing by the day

who wins tonight

>>150233740
>Also for those following the news a car in front of BZTs house a few weeks back was set on fire then the house next to Rozees place was set on fire a week or two later.
wtf
this is getting spoopy

>>150234598
My usual GP is closed on weekends

>>150234589
10 years ago, this would have been the correct course of action. The medical field in this country today is on par. Chances are high that you'll get some cunt who can barely speak English running your symptoms through Google/GPT and pay out the nose for it and still not have your problem solved.

At least here you can get the same garbage advice for free and end up in the same situation.

Cannot stop farting. I think I need to sit on the shitter for halfa.

>frustrated at close loss
>show it
why is this a problem
it wouldn't be if the media didn't have access to 200 cameras on every player on field

I had the same diabetes fear when I was 18 kilos overweight. Went to the doc, doc ordered a bunch blood tests and a piss test. Did those and was all sweet.

Doc will also probably order other tests to see if you have issues with your pancreas and possibly an ultrasound on your abdomen.

>>150234617
and? Book an appointment during the week? You'll only get definitive answers from a blood and piss test

>>150234558
RIP mate. What was your drink of choice back in the day? FYI the liver has no pain receptors so feeling any pain in the liver area is not necessarily correlated to that. It could be inflamed and irritating it's lining though. Good luck.

>>150234576
hot

going out tonight

>>150234582
You still need to drink water with hydralite otherwise it will fuck you more.

>>150233464
i wanna suppress my gay urgers but those asses are too nice i cant resist

>>150234623
this is why they will be eternal shitters for years. Does the AFL want personalities and star power or mild mannered robots? Fucking pathetic.

>>150234582
Approximately how much water do you consume in a day on average?

>>150234624
Might get a blood test done then

Cheers

>>150234625
Hahn super dry cans since they were cheap and easy to drink and usually a 1L bottle of the cheapest vodka i could get. Would usually go through both every 2 weeks. Im sure there's people who drink for more, far often but I was still drinking every day and drinking heavily every friday and saturday, and I feel it fucked me up a bit. Particularly after my ex broke up with me start of 2020

>>150234635
fake news
nobody goes out anymore

>alco wanker has given himself diabetes
kek, made my day

Adelaide have been shit for ages lol just as bad as Essendon or Carlton

>>150234648
damn RIP. drinking every day and going harder on weekends will no it. I'd drink a bottle of scotch in one 12 hour drinking sesh a week and maybe a 10 pack the day after if I wasn't too fucked up but I'm still kicking (touch wood) all the best with the blood tests

my cwows were wobbed ;(
roight in fwont of me ;((
woight in fwont. of me. ;;;(((

>>150234648
>a bottle of vodka every 2 weeks
HOWLING

im horny as fuck

>>150234637
the sinner vs alcaraz of afl

stop telling him to RIP lol, asshole

collingwood by a rig

May horny posting save AFLW?

when i was new to drunking i would go through a bottle of russian standard a week

my great aunt has drank a litre of vodka a day for 40 years
granted she's in terrible shape

>>150234661
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

>>150234656
based coma victim

>>150234683
damn girl you shit with that ass?

>>150234683
if they just played naked they'd have a 100x the viewers

>>150234678
corrr
imagine grabbing a handful of cheek and spreading to take a big whiff

I would drink a bottle of rum every Saturday night and 8 IPA on off nights. I was never healthier.

aflw is reddit

>le i drink more than you xd
cringe idiots

here's to feeling good, all the time

How can my body produce so much gas?

>>150234717
Fibre and excess gut/colon bacteria.

hate the attention drinking alcohol draws to yourself
>"whatcha drinkin?"
>"good drop?"
>"thoughts?"
>"had that one before?"
>"how much was it?"
>"getting on the grog haha!"
>"haha you're having a cheeky tinnie!"
>"haha mad dog!"
it's honestly the main reason i gave it up

>>150234691
slutty attire is way better than naked

aflw uniform should be crop tops and even shorter shorts. the material should be flimsy as well so we get a peekaboo titty every now and then. i just improved your profits tenfold, fucking hire me

>>150234663
Are you howling because you don't consider it a lot? Half a litre on top of a bunch of beers every weekend isnt healthy for you regardless if you think its not much. Technically speaking drinking more than 6 standard drinks in one sitting is "binge drinking". And doing it consistently for 3 years i think ive developed negative health consequences from it

>>150234717
they call him fritz fahrtmann the roving gas chamber

I spent two years 2019-2021 permastoned
didn't spend a single waking hour not at least mildly high

>>150234731
based 2008-2010 me

Reckon I spent 10 years constantly stoned, then the next 5 years drunk. I’m stunned my brain still functions.

for me it's darcie davies

>>150234717
Slow down your soft drink consumption fatty

>>150234731
>>150234733
crisp 2013-2014 me

AFLW could not only prevent concussive injuries but be a giant incoming stream if they dressed like webm related but AFL House doesn't know their arse from their elbow and thinks screaming "TAYLOR SWIFT" for hours is somehow going to manifest fans who want to pay watch a sub-par product

>>150234736
She has two male names tho

when i took nangs every weekend for a year i learnt from a mate to take vitamin b12 after every huff sesh so my brain can recover from oxygen depletion and im having doubts it properly protected me

>>150234737
Unironically could be the can of Coke Zero I drink a day.

>>150234186
what is blud wearing

for me it's 2025 Rising Star winner Murphy 'Bruce' Reid

>>150234752
ynr when they tried to bring lingerie football league to australia

>>150234777
Doesn’t look like Archie Roberts.

>>150234777
won't even be in the top three

Finally here lads, had the true Jetstar experience of a 3 hour delay

Fucking miserable out innit wish we'd had a little longer in the Whitsundays

>>150234761
aflw has been mentioned only 11 times from 184 posts and more than half of those are horny, coomer posts.

>>150234785
says the retard the booked a holiday to melbourne in the middle of winter

no refunds
retard

>>150234773
it's FAHSHUN

>>150234784
this is a kid who has already eclipsed the debut season of 2008 Rising Star runner-up Cyril Rioli (won by Rhys Palmer)

>>150234788
Seeing friends mate you heard of them

so tired of life
I've got nothing left to give

le naarm core xd

>>150234785
just realising now how gridded melbourne roads are
seps would be proud

for me it's Zippy Fish

How was your nap? Mine was decent.

>>150234777
BASED and checked, he will win it.

>>150234795
fuck don't even mention Palmer I was in that cunt's year at high school, colossal fuck head and it's a shame he didn't die in that Suzuki Swift car crash at Leeming High. We would have had Barlow win a debut season Brownlow and not a broken fucking leg. Fuck I am mad just thinking about it.

>>150234777
I think it'll end up

1. Ashcroft
2. Curtin
3. Reid
4. Roberts
5. C. O'Sullivan

>>150234678
Hope these girls haven't lezzed out Piper

>>150234821
Woke up at 4, so don’t need one yet

>>150234798
dunno, what are their names?

I want to lose 10kg.

>>150234822
>Lee Ming SHS
ni hao mate

>>150234795
wow that's crazy
still not making the top 3 (ashcroft, curtin and roberts)

>>150234832
Crisp me.

I also want to lose weight, but how can I do it? :c I'm currently hanging at 54, I want to go up to 48

>>150234832
So do it.

turdphy peed

>>150234835
kek, there's actually a GOAT Chinese food place right next to the Rec Centre

where did he >>150234842 come from

>>150234842
PLEASE

>>150234842
privet Ivan, put the bottle down and watch the kilos melt away

>>150234798
Glad you enjoyed QLD mate, been out west yet?

>>150234822
you mad barlowfags?

>>150234872
I just told you I was mad, so yes.

>>150234872
kek this cunt got the same tattoo as Benny Cousins too.

>>150234872
Had a banger of a SuperCoach season then went to shit.

What's for dinner, /alf/?
I've got a pork shoulder that's been slow roasting and smells amazing.

mrs palmer? i hardly know her haha

>>150234887
Beer, cigarettes and a night walk

>>150234872
what a remarkably punchable face

jfc fredfags are deluded over murphy reid, they must not watch any other footy bedsides their matches

>>150234887
Whatever the missus cooks up.

>>150234887
Jade Ellenger's beautiful athletic feet

>>150234887
frozen pizza, bag of snakes alive and a bottle of johnnie black

>>150234887
hsgf pussy

>>150234913
Utterly crisp.

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>150234913
>>150234917
yeah nice

>>150234863
Christmas after this mate we're going to Perth as my GFs brother is moving there

I eat so much better than you guys.

>Hannah Mouncey has been part of Australia’s women’s handball team since her AFLW dream was quashed. However, she’s bracing for Donald Trump’s war on trans athletes to end her Olympics bid.
wtf i love trump now

>>150234935
>we must protect athletes from lasting damage and brain injuries with more stringent HIA protocols
>just let a fucking goliath dominate women though you bigot lol
I don't hate the media enough

>>150234947
wow your so cool

>>150234949
thanks, I do my best.

oof, let's hope he doesn't see this. I'm not sure he could take it.

>>150234832
walk 10-12k steps a day
lift weights 3-5x a week
don't eat like a retard

Uhhhh crows bros????

>>150234991
'tis an omen

>>150234972
I honestly don't mind NRL but the stop start nature of the game just makes it so hard to watch, there's no flow at all which is a shame because their women's league is infinitely more attractive than AFLW

>>150234927
>chrissy in perth
prepare to get scorched mate that time of the year is like an oven

>>150234991
crazy how the city of adelaide doesnt even have crows lol

need some music recs to drown out the pakidoof shit my neighbours are playing

keep feeling the need to collingwood and then i go to the toilet and nothing comes out

>>150234927
>>150234999
Perthchad here, can confirm it gets hot as fuck. But it will be an experience nonetheless if you want to spend Boxing Day at the Beach or getting blind drunk watching the Cricket. Hope you enjoy my used to be white city

>>150235001
the country of australia doesn't have crows

>>150235003
just hit them with harder doof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uqsa2Ghozc

>>150235013
>used to be white city
grimmest of grim readings
and that's with every 2nd white pom and saffa still landing here

>>150235015
i see them all the time though

my gym has been taken over by new owners who are adding a whole bunch of new machines and advertising everywhere. it was so nice and quiet but i just know they're going to sign a whole bunch of new retards.

>>150235015
idiot

>dons vs saints

Very grim

>>150235027
they're ravens

>>150235006
think those are called ghost pies m8

>>150235022
truth, the saffas and poms are the only hope I have left and the Irish too I hear a lot of them out and about but it's noticable how bad the roads have gotten with every uberjeet. I swear they are running a scam where only 1 of them has an actual drivers licence and they just share the car with 3 other deadshits running 6 hour shifts around the clock

>>150235015
Australia has two species of crow and three species of raven. They should be called the Adelaide Ravens though because that's what it looks like they've used on their logos for the most part and they're the most based.

the adelaide corvids haha

>>150235040
>Australia has two species of crow
i stand corrected then. i only ever seen ravens

>>150235041
yep i was right kek

on my walk home passed by an adult indian sperg at the local playground on the swings. dude had noise cancelling headphones on while screaming his head off like and absolute spakker. makes you wonder why he's in the country.

>>150235064
thats the local bulk billing doctor mate

Imagine being in the tiger aflw showers after a game. Reckon they soap each other up?

Canberra should get a team

>>150235064
the cunts are just of Facetime non stop at full volume talking about how they are sending all the money they earn here out of the country via Remitly to fucking Mumbai or whatever shithole their 80 family members live in.

Are you man enough to fuck another bloke or pussy that's into pussy?

I’ve decided that I can masturbate as much as I want as long as I’m losing weight. The problem is that I get hungry after I coom.

how come no one has posted this yet. wasn't even aware till they just talked about it on triple m lol. look at those things

>>150235098
this was discussed days ago by the newsbreakers of /alf/

>>150235098
perfect match

We have an Indian casual at work. Anyway he told us how he is obsessed with this girl who works with us, gets a boner when he sees her. I've told the boss and he's getting fired next week kek. Fucking creep good riddance

>>150235098
old news mate and she's got a mong face, figures he's into absolute retards. He could smash a new broad every night why is he shacking up with this dumpster fire?

>>150235109
actually based

>>150235123
>He could smash a new broad every night
??? hes ugly aF

>>150235096
୨୧

>>150235130
doesn't matter bro, if you have any sort of fame whether that's playing at the top level of footy or being "omg so hot look at his 6 pack" social media relevant your actual looks don't matter. Women only want 3 things;
What they don't have
What other women have
More of the other two mentioned

>>150235123
There's something about Dogs customers

>>150235155
you're not wrong

>>150235152
>famous
he's not an nrl player

>>150234887
Fish and Chips minus the fish

fake tits are gross

>>150235185
If they're slapping against my face they ain't fake brother

im excited about that footo
who else

>>150235188
cringe

>>150235181
>you are who you hang around
this is what she'll look like in future

>>150235196
i am silently dreading it

>>150235185
this
i like smallish tits anyway

>>150235098
i bags that seething qt in the back

>>150235209
tits like this are perfection

>>150235196
me mate, don't even care if MY Fred lose, I think they are still a year or two of consistency and bigger bodies away from being actual contenders but I just want a good game.

Essendon are gonna get bent over though lol

Finally unleashed a vigorous dump. Let’s hope that stops the farting.

>>150235098
looks like she's melting lol

>>150235217
yep, gorgeous. Such a shame women have been mind broken to get bogged and carved up on the regular

imagine being able to get any legal pussy in the country and ending up with plastic

>>150234887
Sausages. Followed by a tub of conniseuer cookies &cream i picked up today for $6z

>>150235231
>>150235217
bit of a 5head for mine

fuck sake fred are playing tonight everyone is gunna watch that game i'd rather watch dosn vs aints

>>150235205
not really silent now is it tho fella

>>150235240
i type quietly and in lower case

>>150235237
I didn't notice initially but you are right. Although if I didn't notice it straight away then it's not a deal breaker for me

Keen to see my dosn get raped again.

sorry boys shes taken

>>150234747
I sucked on teenage titties like that before

>>150235283
>reddit post
Back you go

wow retarded reddit shit who'da thunk it

gottem

>>150235283
there was always that one sperg on here who shat on country living because muh doctors muh hospital
why are people like this? how many doctors do they need?

bit quiet
guess all the lads are waiting for the big game later tonight

>>150235303
Not that guy but its a reality that people in rural areas have reduced access to healthcare
https://www.mja.com.au/journal/2023/219/3/sufficient-pipeline-doctors-rural-communities-vital-australias-overall-medical

just having a couple of beers before I head to the pub to watch the game

>>150235267
good to see the Doggies girls got on board with the Make A Wish Foundation

Woah oh oh ohhhh
Cock in my bumhole

But the game is already on. Sydney v Richmond

>>150235317
isn't that obvious though? i can't imagine deciding where i'm going to live based on how close i am to healthcare.

>>150235303
I was always told to stay away from the unhealthy and the "unlucky" they always have a sob story to spin, sounds like this cunt is one of them. If you had long term healthy issues that should have factored into your decision but if you think you need a doctor visit for every ache and pain you're just brain dead vaxx cattle

does chanel 7 Adelaide reporter Hanni Howe have a chance at 2 walking in j hawks footsteps and winning miss universe Australia?

>>150235237
>>150235252
fucking incel faggots

>>150235347
>no hips
>no arse
probably

>>150235283
You can do anything you want in the country. Just need the slightest shred of imagination to think beyond "pay money to have experience".

victorian football being overshadowed by fremantle of all teams tonight, how embarrassing lol!

crazy how people so desperate to flee their country theyd live anywhere end up in major cities only

>>150235363
haha

Might stick a cheeky finger in my arse.

what are you talking about

>>150234989
thats like olympic athlete training, youd rather just be fat lol

since indians smell so heavily of spices I wonder if you eat them will they taste like it as well

/pal/

>>150235394
Reckon they’re slowly marinating themselves?

>>150235003
find out who their property manager is and complain, they usually actually do something about it these days I find, have complained several times about neighbours

big game tonight

>>150235363
true
but also no one cares about saints and bombies have been done for months (years)

1 hour 25 till footy

>>150235361
this
if i lived remote you know i'd be pissing and jacking it outside all day long

latest humiliation ritual dropped lads

>>150235314
shall be going, me
my phone is rangebanned though so i can't post while i'm there (to any jannies reading this my phone's ban wasn't me and i am using my unbanned HOME INTERNET so should NOT be banned thanks)

>>150235435
based microplastics enjoyer

>Essendon vs St. Kilda at Docklands
>They didn't close the roof during the day
>Ground is now wet
kino. Rev up those Essendon injuries.

>unwin
Yep, sounds like a dosn player.

I’m feeling grumpy again

>>150235435
all takeaway food should be banned imo, too much litter

lads go to afl.com.au
the top story is an aflw "highlight" where she runs about 40m without bouncing kek

>>150235435
Chinese Triads will not be happy their money laundering businesses are being fucked with

what's ross lyon taking a photo of?

Tickets to friday night footy are only $7? kek. Dead sport.

>>150235469
Of the rain pouring in through the open roof.

>>150235469
the intern's budding breasts

footy still over an hour away fuck sake why so late tonight

aww no me so solly mr scott

is ross judd related to chris judd

>>150235480
they moved it back 15min for some reason

>>150235267
He can't keep getting away with it

>>150235494
Kek

cringed so hard when the weather woman on the radio kept saying "kays" instead of kilometres per hour when discussing wind speed.

>AFL site getting flooded with aflw again
fucks sake they literally have an aflw site, does that show afl shit? keep them separate thanks

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

Straffo posting has started early tonight

>>150235497
to give people a bit more time to get there because it's expected to be a big crowd and transperth aren't putting on any dedicated trains or busses because it's peak hour on a friday

>>150235508
based Dennis Leary

>>150235267
>>150235498
He's like the (hetero) teenage boy taking ballet lessons. Cleaning up.

>>150235495
Essendon is good at that.

>>150235508
asshole

>>150235267
hairline mogging her there

>>150235520
YFO

>>150235519
TIPPA

>>150235513
ok fair enough
>and transperth aren't putting on any dedicated trains or busses because it's peak hour on a friday
why do they not do this for weeknight games? not enough trains?

>Le family is here
Nobody fucking cares Seven

One girl in the aflw has the best looking vagina. I wonder who it is

What if we challenged /nrl/ to a rap battle?

>>150235533
do you prefer innies or outies

>>150235533
this but best looking butthole

>Footy coach is SACKED after posing a truly unthinkable comment about Tammy Hembrow on Facebook - after the Daily Mail revealed her secret date with AFL star Bailey Smith

that comment?
>"cum bucket"
kek

>>150235541
>butt
FOY

>>150235540
Outie of course. Innies are boring, outies have personality

>>150235542
Lot to unpack in this.

>>150235530
dunno, congestion on the lines? on the weekend they'll do a train direct from perth station to optus, mind you it's only a couple of stops but I can imagine tonight the train will be absolutely packed with fred customers and will stop at those two stations and nobody will be able to get on anyway so I don't understand it

As an Australian who speaks Italian "Caco" is a hard name to listen to.

How many of you are aware there is a footyball match currently on?

>>150235564
i dont watch aflw

>>150235558
holy fucking grim visage

>Iggs had lost 9 in a row
>Beat St. Kilda

>Essendon have lost 10 in a row
>Beating St. Kilda
???

>>150235558
>thousand cock stare
grimmo

>>150235564
Huh?

Black cunts look so good in Essendon jumper

>>150235558
30 going on 48

>>150235576
whatd you call her?

>>150235558
>Shave them off, draw them back on
Her brow did get heemed.

>>150235563
Why?

>>150235578
they should play shirtless with a red stripe painted on their skin haha

>>150235593
Wonder if they ever did this for bants in a skins vs shirts match.

>>150235560
yeah it's weird
oh well

>>150235558
bitch looks like a bogged version of Abby with a worse diet and lifestyle choices. Bailey gets what he deserves if he wants to commit to sticking his dick in this. Maybe it's a humiliation ritual after the nosebags comment and getaway that lead to a week off

>fyfe sub
kwab

Anyone want an update on the current scores?

>starting aflw RIGHT before afl finals start so the focus will be off w for at least a month
really don't understand this

>>150235586
"Shitto"

>>150235608
They try to take advantage of the week off before finals and it's too hot any other time I guess

theres a black guy out there

>>150235620
Call the cops

>>150235605
standard bro. Wagner coming back in, who is much younger and much more mobile than Fyfe, will allow Switkowski to move up wing/mid and get more run with him and Clark off half back. Fyfe is just an emergency sub at this point if Serong and Brayshaw are getting fucked in tight contest and they need clearance dominance badly.

*nasally officecuck voice*

you win some, you lose more

finals fever

shit kwabda

>>150235626
Bet they only came because they know they get on the telly.

>>150235632
>you win some, you lose more
How is he wrong? That's literally how gambling companies make money, genius

>>150235648
Bit cynical, no?

>>150235651
maybe you do kek

>>150233464
If I go to the gym will I meet guys like this?

>>150235658
How do you think gambling companies work? They make money off people losing bets, their entire product is "pay us money and we may give you more money in return". Logically for those companies to be profitable, their customers have to lose more than what the companies pay out to winners.

This level of ignorance is sad even by 4chan standards

not me im a winner

>>150235674
whoa

alri off to the pub see you lads at the paddo

>>150235672
Yes, the gym is full of guys exactly like this, it's how modern gym culture started actually

>>150233464
can't tell if this is AI slop or a couple of bros making fun of gymthots

umm lad hate to tell you but all gymbros are more interested in each other than girls are

>>150233464
>mid 5 footers
Just like cute sized girls.

>>150235655
I just think that stuff should be left to after the game, not during. It's not reality TV.

>liking men
bit gay, no?

hurry up and start the cunting footy

>>150235123
Just 'avin' a bit of fun smashing a bimbo milf lad, he'll move on

whoever has a better game tonight out of Reid or Ashcroft will win the Rising Star.

>>150235690
>Liking them
Just want to dominate them desu. Nothing homo about that.

>>150235674
>Pay us money and we may give you more money in return
You are describing slot machines and casino games. You have total control over what you are predicting to happen with sports betting.

>umm lad hate to tell you but all gymbros are more interested in each other than girls are
Gym hater anon is pushing this moronic narrative that somehow going to the gym means you're secretly gay and women aren't attracted to muscles.He's tried to push this nonsense over multiple threads

Gym hater anon is the same person as tradie hater anon. He despises anyone improving themselves

>>150234887
Lamb chops tonight

>>150235696
>milf
holy kek she actually has kids. I genuinely believe that Sniff has mental health issues now. Poor guy.

would unironically rather a night with nate caddys mum then tammy hembrow

Theres nothing "dominating" about fucking a willing partner

COME ON SAINTERS, PUT IN SOME EFFORT.

>>150235704
How do you think sports betting companies work exactly? Here's an easy question, if a sports betting company had to pay more out in winnings to customers than it gained in lost bets, would it lose or gain money?
>You are describing slot machines and casino games. You have total control over what you are predicting to happen with sports betting.
Completely irrelevant, they still rely upon the amount their customers lose being than the winnings they have to pay out

>>150235696
>>150235712
just looked. this is unironically another tribe psy-op to destroy the family unit by trying to convince every average housewife in an unhappy marriage that YOU TOO could bag a top flight AFL athlete who loves cocaine more than you when you are a newly single mother.

fuck me, Victoria needs to be swallowed by the ocean.

>>150235712
>2025
>Under constant media persecution
>Not wanting a mummy gf to kiss everything better

>>150235723
kek based

>>150235737
>thinking a woman will make anything better
kek loser

the bombers are flying

>>150235729
It's not completely irrelevant because you were describing random chance which sports betting is not.

>>150235746
*sees them*

>>150235723
the absolute lack of passion from the "fans" just shows me women don't feel anything at all

got this guy seething cause i win all my bets lol

>>150235752
Which direction were they flying?

>>150235723
damn his girlfriend looks embarrassed

>>150235709
bloke has serious masculinity and inferiority issues

>>150235768
that's his sister/carer

>>150235745
hmm

>>150235773
this is why anon posting is based
he would have played the man not the ball there

>>150235711
lgbp

>>150235773
that's a hard L my guy

I got that pic of the gym lads off /fit/, its a good pic I like it

>>150235723
>>150235737
>>150235773
samefag

>>150235209
>>150235217

>>150235764
up (up)

dons hammy
the bad "luck" continues

TOP LUAL

>>150235794
Essendon: a masterclass in tanking

>>150235651
wrong, you have to just keep going at it and eventually it'll pay off

>>150235789
Love croptop + sweatpants on girls so much it's unreal.

nice drone ball

i really want to fuck an AFLW player in the arse

who wanking they dick off

still yet to hear a compelling argument for why getting fit, jacked and lean is a bad thing

>>150235794
it's really not that rare if you know anything about injury prevention and recovery times when the injuries start hurting. It's a cascading effect. Happened to Richmond last year, iggs a few years ago. it's a common thing that is widely known in sports

this gym loser still fishing for compliments kek

>>150235723
>>150235768
imagine the youthful, passionate, exploratory sex they've had

>>150235818
Overconfident hambeasts from HR hitting on you and then losing their shit if you turn them down, leading to month/year long campaigning against you until you eventually get fired.

>>150235818
Because losers in this thread would be jealous and threatened by you

>>150235794
end of the year mate, sport takes it toll.

lol

Teams based on how good their logo is

two bad teams

>>150235729
They cut off anyone who wins too much. If you have a very good knowledge of probability and statistic you can beat the odds they set.
One thing to keep in mind is most sports gamblers dont have any understanding of probability and simply bet based on vibes. This means the odds are a bit more open because the majority of players are so awful at it anyway

>>150235826
This has happened to me at the last three places I've worked, it's a fucking nightmare.

you now remember when goldstein used to average 120 in supercoach

>>150235844
what blind retard made this kek

>>150235826
gymbros start business mate

Why was Kako a first round pick? He never kicks any goals

>>150235875
black and le crazy hair xd

i feel threatened by everyone

Wanna fuck a nice hot arse

>>150235875
black

>>150235894
is that an offer

>>150235875
he isnt playing a goal kicking role in the team

Richardson immediately defends the asian despite irrefutable evidence lol

there better be a melee after all this jumper pulling garbage

>does something wrong
>pretends to not know english
classic asian in australia

>When the two sides last met, way back in round two last year, Serong had a career-best 46 disposals and 10 clearances in a 23-point win.

I don't know if Bane can handle Fred's midfield with Jackson drifting forward and the Treacy/Voss/Amiss trio. With Pearce back in defence to soak up another forward and intercept Hipwood it's gonna be a tought night.

>>150235924
>past performance is not a reliable indicator of future performance

angry bombers houso gf

>>150235930
>Super Funds after telling you to switch to them based on their past performance

>not even waiting til half time to cut to the perth game on 504
kek

bane finna flex on these fraud cunts

>>150235803
There was a young hottie with trackies and a backless crop top in pilates tonight. She had algreat tummy and tits too.

>>150235905
Maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck yourself

wonder how many bags deep gaz is already

>>150235967
just billys missus

I hope snoop does this song at the gf
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kp5wvpkf-EA

https://independent.ie/regionals/kerry/tralee-news/indian-woman-brutally-beaten-and-called-foreign-b-while-celebrating-kerrys-all-ireland/a1285286738.htm

Time to bring back international rules. Our sports are so close, culturally

kath is looking to get FUCKED tonight

Loom possible looking at those halftime scores.

Huddo at perth confirmed

>>150236012
Based fox footy blowing their budget for the year. the Saudi DAZN overlords won’t be happy about this.

>>150236012
>Seperated "premiership coach" and 2018
Work experience kid innit?

>>150236025
Brutal. Gangland message?

>>150236012
Is Simmo just waiting around in Perth for Longmuir to get sacked?

>>150236030
literally just coz it's a primetime game; if this shit was in the arvo it'd just be the regular perth crew

>being baited into watching freo
you guys aren't this retarded are you?

>>150236050
NO BUT YOU ARE

>>150235844
Ridiculous. Richmond, West Coast and St Kilda are all better than that crop of S tier rubbish

>>150232443 (OP)
Has gayfl become even more pozzed, or is this guy actually good?

>>150236012
Looks like green screen to me.

>>150236025
>>150236040
some homeless vegan schizo lmao
>A 34-year-old man of no fixed address, who had two large dogs with him, was arrested at Westall train station in Clayton South about 1.40am on Tuesday.
>It is understood the suspect had previously been to the address.
Aerial vision of the house showed external walls spray-painted with graffiti, including the words “enough is enough”, “karma has no menu”, “betrayal, unpredictable, inevitable” and “meat is murder”.

>>150236050
my missus insisted on watching, she really likes number 32

the best thing about aflw is me and the misso get in for $15 total combined

So Snoop Dogg playing on grand final day is a signal that we are getting on the cones this year rather then boozing?

>>150236053
>>150236060
gaz was on the ground & all three of them are in the box now
your move

I will now watch your sport

Reddit is so happy about snoop dogg that playing the granny but they lose their shit about tom morris breaking a story. really makes you think.

>>150236062
is it >eatingmeatsperg?

>>150236081
Fuck off turkish RAT. You are NEVER welcome back here.

>>150236094
Lel, not me

Purple is not the colour of a serious football team

>big job for cocks
what did he mean by this?

new
>>150236114
>>150236114
>>150236114

>>150236118
Thank you anon

>>150235163
what;s the little trans Oliver Twist guy on the left saying? For god's sake man?

>>150236117
your mum

>>150236128
S'IL TE PLAÎT

>>150236128
To me, it looks like
>[?] HELD HIM BACK... [?] HELD HIM BACK

>>150236025
>pregnant woman and her partner
>double murders

>>150235844
I agree
>>150236058
Retard

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