Thread 150268306

HEADLINES
Chargers WR Johnston carted off after big hit
Steichen 'very close' to decision in Colts' QB race
Commanders activate WR McLaurin off PUP list
WR Lamb not fined for interfering with official
Saints rookie QB Shough to start vs. Jaguars
Panthers' Scourton recovering from collapsed lung
Ewers makes most of chances in Dolphins' win
Packers S Brown (chest) hospitalized overnight

Go Rams!
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• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

•post
•brown
•hand

/mlb/ fucks ya

>>150268354
• I posted my nose and that's all you're getting you slut.

elite. will be starter by week 4 at the latest

when skattebo gets healthy, the giants will be kino

>only QB in NuFL history to throw a game-losing interception to a White CB who was playing on his birthday in the Super Bowl.
kwab

More like New York Giant FAGGOTS lol

>>150268305
today I shall remind them
also: if one of the first three things mentioned about your QB is "he has a rocket/huge/cannon arm", run fast and far away

>>150268306 (OP)
Dart will be named the starter by next weekend I think. He's clearly their best QB.

lmao Winston
never change man

>>150268306 (OP)
you're gay for making this early gayboy

mackenzie knows ball
mina does not know ball
simple as

jamies immediately shows why he is never going to start again

>>150268516
>brown
>female
"knows ball" kek yeah ok buddy

More like New York Jets FAGGOTS lmfao

any team that could accurately predict when Jameis would throw his one great ball of the game would be unstoppable.

>>150268337
Most recent game is a blowout loss
About to go 8-9

More like the Shitcinatti BUNGHOLES lmfao

>>150268337
still worse than brady

>>150268516
more like knows balls

I bet I could return a punt/kickoff for a touchdown

>>150268636
I bet you'd miss the kickoff and be out of position.

>>150268617
Not at this age.
>>150268605
Cool, what was every other QB's record in their 5th superbowl at age 29?

I don't know how anybody can be a Jets fan.

They are clearly defunct at an organizational level and aren't going to compete until Woody sells the team to people who are capable and actuallyt want to win.

>>150268699
Reminder: The jets hired Adam Gase *AFTER* the phins had their nightmare tour with the guy. They saw how awful he did and said "that is our guy!"

Stetson Bennett? More like... Stetson hat, lmao

>>150268699
Having something to bitch about is one of the cornerstones of being a New Yorker

>>150268737
Clowns drafted the black Johnny Football

>>150268671
Mutthomes will get injured in week 2 and be out the rest of the year

>>150268699
who's in a worse hell: Browns fans or Jets fans? the Browns at least had that one year being pretty good with Baker

>>150268776
Jets are a jersey team though.

>>150268797
>My Chiefs will get the 1st pick of the draft.
Please let this happen.

>>150268799
Jets had 2 good years of Sanchise

Stetson Bennett > Blo Dix
You cannot prove me wrong

can we go one thread without agitating the statmutt

>>150268813
Another cornerstone of being a New Yorker is actually being from Jersey and hoping no one finds out.

>>150268797
>>150268617
>>150268605
*AHEM*

>>150268897
Not if retards like you keep bringing him up. Fucking ignore him, it's simple.

>>150268899
ayy oh hey come on now guy no need to get personal here

>>150268901
lol I just noticed he also has more MVPs and pro bowls at that age

elite catch
so once again the Jets are gonna waste amazing receivers with bum-ass QBs?

>>150268901
more superbowl blowout losses than Brady.
more interceptions per superbowl than Brady.

>>150268934
No even better they are going to cripple them and break them.

>>150268956
interceptions are a team stat bro

>>150268930
>MVPs
voted by the (((AP)))
>pro bowls
biggest "who do we need to push to sell more jerseys to the goyim" contest

>>150268934
Don't worry I'll whip up the ghabagoul and it'll all be alright.

>>150268997
some people react worse than others once they realize they are playing for the jets

>>150268937
>>150268937
>>150268937
Cardinals/Broncos

>>150268956
>Brady's 20s
Won Superbowl
Won Superbowl
Won Superbowl
Missed playoffs
Lost divisional

>Mahomes' 20s
Won Superbowl, Won MVP
Won Superbowl
Won Superbowl, Won MVP
Lost Superbowl
Lost Superbowl

Which is better?

>>150269038
>Which is better?
7 is still more than 3, sooooo.

>>150269049
Remember when they tried to gaslight us into thinking that wasn't a big deal then a week later the coach got fired

>>150269038
>team stat
>team stat
>team stat

>>150269049
Has Erin ever felt the warm, loving embrace of another man?

>>150268743
This image should haunt Jets fans. They had two of the greatest coaches of all time in their organization, and now neither of them feels anything but contempt for it.

I'm tired of this goat debate. It's obvious Brady is a massive FRAUD. Mahomes has been to 7 straight AFCCG while Brady loses to jake plummer in the wild card.

It's not even close who's the GOAT.

Jameis Winston is a fascinating QB. it's like he does all the right things, even does some smart things, right until the point of release and then he just whips it in random directions. he has a split QB personality or something

>>150269156
7>3. The mutt will never make another owl since he's already disintegrating.

>>150269143
The average Quentin Johnston experience

Moody will win comeback player of the year!

>>150269117
>>150268956
>more interceptions per superbowl than Brady.
Post Brady's 5th Superbowl stats at age 29. Oh wait, he wasn't good enough to make it to that many owls and instead got blown out in the earlier rounds.
He was a seasoned veteran by the time he won a 4th Superbowl.

My defending Super Bowl 59 Champions Eagles would booty blast both all these shit ass teams

Why does >>150268617 this anon
keep doing goat debates
even though this post >>150268337
does not mention Brady?

>>150269193
>carted off after that hit
oh no, that hit might rattle him a bit and cause him to drop more passes

>>150269214
>he wasn't good enough to make it
Still a team stat

>>150269218
It wasn't a real win. The chiefs and eagles are tied 1-1. The rematch will decide who's the better team (chiefs with weapons obviously).

"Bolt Up" is the worst catchphrase in the entire NFL. I truly wish the worst upon whichever communications major slut Deano was banging who came up with that.

>>150269297
Is he that drunk from the rams?

>>150269367
nah the drunk is Bennett I think

statmutt just fuck off already >we don't want you

>>150269264
• 2022 took away Tyreek
• 2023 only had Kelce
• 2024 lost Rashee, Kelce is old
• 2025 lost Rashee, Kelce is old
There's a conspiracy to prevent Mahomes from having an elite receiver.
All QBs need at least one guy who can get you 1k yards. His prime is being wasted

I don't care how annoying the statmutt is, I'm not rooting for the Eagles

>>150269393
this is like saying brady ''only had gronk'' you sad little negro

>>150269393
trvke. Chiefs would have had 2 more owls with at least one great receiver.

>>150269367
Stidham isn't the drunk, that's Bennett

>>150269348
Bolt up is trade jargon for assembling something, putting it together. Still gay and I'll bet they didn't know that when they decided it. When I hear bolt up I think of torquing a flange after replacing the gasket or putting a transmission back in a truck, or long a game you should win in spectacular fashion.

>>150269388
He's the most based schizo we've had in a while. We need these kinds of people here, this is 4chan after all.

>>150269381
>>150269507
Oh. Is that QB3 from the Wince/Foles eagles?

holy shit Evan Engram actually did something useful

>>150269530
>long
Losing

>broncos tight end does something
we are so back

>>150269570
nah, Bennett is that Georgia QB that was carried to back-to-back natties by generational defense.

>>150269388
Why not talk about your shitty team instead of the best team in the league currently?

>>150269616
Yay Stiddyyy

>>150269393
>worthy BAD
your obsession with dickriding one player is causing you to insult great chiefs players and it's why >we will never consider (you) to be anything more than a filthy bandwagon traitorous faggot, no better than saudi swift. the only upside to the LIX assblasting was watching all the weak fairweathers like you jump ship from the watch party so I could take the L in peace with my family like I did for decades before mahomes. fuck off and just stop calling yourself a chiefs fan

>>150269530
Since bolts work by putting a nut on the other side of the bolt, shouldn't it be "nut up" instead of "bolt up"?

Dunno why the Broncos are in all white at home. I guess it's kinda hot here today

>>150269616
Ok but is Stidham Nick Foles backup from the superbowl?

>>150269756
That was Foles, Stidham has never been in an Owl

>>150268516
now I will watch your sports show

>"Aaron Rodgers is a superior Quarterback to Tom Brady."

How would you make the case for this?

>>150269721
That's a stud where both sides are threaded into something. A bolt has a head, typically hexagon shaped, and can either thread a nut onto or thread into a tapped hole. Nut up would be better though, anything would be better.

I love how amateur week 2 and 3 preseason are. Dudes just fighting to get a job

you may only reply to this post if your team just won the Snoopy Bowl
UH OH NOT SO FAST
>jest

Brady was way better than Mahomes at getting cucked. Mahomes isn't even a top 5 cuck of all time. He could never get cucked like Brady. Tom would even suck the jiu jitsu bvll splooge out of his wife's ran through snatch. That was back when real men knew how to get cucked, not like this soft ass flirting generation. 7 cocks in your wife's holes > 3

>>150269837
still mogged at 29 by mahomes.

>>150269776
Foles was the backup for the season but I mean the guy who was behind Foles after Foles became the starter when Wince got hurt.

>>150269837
by inserting "regular season" between the words superior and quarterback

>>150269899
Yeah he was the backup then WENTZ not Wince got hurt and they won the Owl. I dunno what you're trying to say

>>150269473
The last time Mahomes had a WR with 1k yards it was in 2021 with Tyreek which is 4 seasons ago. Do not compare Kelce with Gronk, Mahomes got Kelce at a later age, Brady had Gronk for his entire career. Let's stop the myth of Brady not having weapons.

We have no proof Worthy can put up 1k yards.

how relevant is pre season
be honest

>>150269983
He's asking about QB3.

You now remember Maria Menounos being paraded around the streets of New York like war booty after her beloved Patriots lost to the Giants in the Superbowl.

>>150270003
>We have no proof Worthy can put up 1k yards
you're retarded as fuck

>>150270004
2007 Pats went 2-2 in preseason.

>>150268306 (OP)
This guy fucks.

>>150270003
>a rookie receiver didn't get 1k yards in a year when the passing offense as a whole had some significant regression, clearly he's a bust and the NFL is conspiring against us
jesus christ not getting the threepeat hurt you this much?

>>150270004
as relevant as a foreigner poster in and NFL thread

so not very relevant

>>150270004
If you're very dumb and care about wins, it matters a lot. If you're midwitted and only care about wins, it doesn't matter at all. If you know ball and care about position battles, new play callers, and bench depth, it matters slightly

>>150269983
>QB1 Wince
>QB2 Foles
>QB3 Stidham?
He's the guy Doug Pederson put in at qb when he decided to tank the last game of the season and got fired for it

>>150270004
the 2008 Lions, who went 0-16 in the regular season, went 4-0 in the preseason.
the 2017 Browns, who went 0-17 in the regular season, went 4-0 in the preseason
it's only good for being the final data point in determining rosters

BASED STIDHAM

>>150270049
Losing preseason games is good luck. That's why the chiefs are intentionally losing now so they can go undefeated and win the owl

>WORTHY IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH
>KELCE IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH
>RICE IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH
>HOLLYWOOD IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH
>DHOP WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH
>GIVE US JUSTIN JEFFERSON OR ELSE IT'S RIGGED
I'm actually starting to hope that >my chiefies miss the offs this year so that this non-missouran faggot will self deport

>>150270221
he jus need mo help in shiiiiiiiet

Who is this guy and why does he keep (You)'ing me?

>>150269473
Kiki now I know what it's like having a dedicated stalker. I feel solidarity with you.

>>150269024
Fun fact the last decade of MVP stats are on par with playoff Mahomes so the voters are doing something right.

>>150269264
Mahomes' declining is still better than his peers. The gap between him and his peers is just not as big.

>>150270065
I'm just saying we have to see proof before we can call him a 1k yard WR. Even Rice needs to prove this, he might have just been hot for his rookie season.
Also, 1k yards for a rookie isn't even special in the nu-NFL. Puka had 1,500~ yards

>>150270184
>intentionally losing
Luck cannot be intentionally manipulated

>>150270246
Don't get me wrong, Mahomes got 2 rings with kadarius toney at wr1, and the issue with the offense is likely the OC. Statmutt is just batshit insane for pretending that the receiving corps is still unusable or that mahomes hasn't been in a slump

Gotteemmm beautiful catch and throw

>>150270281
>>150270314
How do you look your parents in the eyes every morning

>>150270049
there's only 3 preseason games idiot stick to soccer

Let’s fucking RIDE

>>150270101
Shit never mind it was Sudfeld. I remembered cause turk bro always used to call him Studfeld and post a gif of him winking. So who the hell is Jarett Stidham?

>>150270294
>Luck cannot be intentionally manipulated
The Colts convinced him to come back after getting hurt because they said they would protect him better and that was a bold faced lie. They manipulated him there.

>>150269756
>>150270101
Nate Studfeld

>>150270359
Stidham has been on the Pats, Raiders and now the Broncos pretty much always as a backup

reminder that there are literal unironic faggot pats, kangz, and pants fans in this thread defending their jewish owner's decision to introduce faggot cheerleaders to their team.

>>150270449
I think the fag cheerleaders are really funny though and they seem to make the girl cheerleaders seethe

>>150270467
>no males
sexist much?

>>150270508
Kek Minnesota of places has the gayest men

>Xavier Worthy
He looks promising but we still need to see more.
>Travis Kelce
He'll be 36 by the playoffs and was a no-show in the last postseason. He hasn't had a 1k season since 2022.
>Rashee Rice
He's the only elite WR on the team but the best ability is availability. He missed 2024 and will miss most of 2025.
>Deandre Hopkins
He was coming off a minor MCL tear, his contract was structured in a way to limit his targets, and he didn't have enough time on the team to learn the playbook.
>Hollywood Brown
He hasn't had a full season since the pandemic. It's not a question of if he'll get injured but when.

Chiefs 2025 offense will be the same shitshow we saw in 2024. An aging Kelce and a 169lbs Worthy. A 31st ranked running back room, and zero TE depth. Reid, Kelce, Jones, and Mahomes solves a lot of issues, but this is too much for even them.

Ive seen enough, trade the picks for another superteam Les
Sad anons would rather watch whatever bullshit preseason games on instead of the best team in football

>>150270376
Fuck yeah STUDfeld

>>150270432
>pats, raiders
I thought that was Garoppolol. Oh wait, Homer the Destroyer!

>the only thing saving /nfl/ from complete faggotry are the b*sed and tr*d cheerleading squads of the dallas cowboys and kansas city chiefs
jannysknee will deport me for this but
>thank goodness for bitches in red states

>>150270603
That must be that Stetson Stidham guy

>>150270620
No, there is another

Blo Dix could never

>>150270568
still going to win the divisional at the minimum unlike other shitter teams in our division. Feels good to be a chiefs fan.

>>150270756
based unspoiled chiefs fan

Reminder the kiwi is awake at 9am shitposting on a vpn

>>150270812
the kiwi and the mutt schizo are the same poster.

Gay Gay McSharty could NEVER
Gaylen Milhoe could NEVER
Gape Gaye could NEVER

death to muthoe

Holy fuck. Stetty stylin on em

if tampa wins da owl will she strip live on cbs?

>>150270914
>>150271005
Reminds me of Drew Brees unironically.

>>150271048
I bet he always dreamed of being a chokw artist with 1 mickey mouse ring

Remind me again how stetson was somehow not a first round QB but JJ McCarthy was?

>>150270756
I correctly predicted the LT disaseter last season. My fellow Chiefs fans called me an alarmist.

I would predict the Chiefs are going to get booty blast in 2025, but Mahomes is an X factor. The reports coming out of training camp is that he's went into tryhard mode.

>>150270812
I like the kiwi when he's not being moody from cigarette withdrawal.

>>150271081
Who raped you?

>>150271094
Probably because it was well known that Stetson is an alcoholic

McDaniels-esque

>>150270756
>still going to win the divisional at the minimum
They now have HoF HCs and decent QBs in the AFCW. Chiefs are no longer going to be able to sleep walk their way to the playoffs. This isn't like the Patriots dynasty where they had a shit division for decades.

Mina poster what happenduhhhhh

>>150270562
not surprising in the slightest

>>150271141
And Stafford wasn't at one point? kek

Kek Bo finally landed a commercial contract

>>150271237
Shes Rasm property now
Cuck chorgers cant get her wet

the AFC is so shit that Russlel and Gape Gaye were pro bowlers last year btw
literally only 4 good teams in that entire conference

>>150271345
Chiefs, Bills, Ravens and who?

>>150271232
Brady was a defense baby. Also the chief is are 35-5 against our shitty divisional opponents. I predict we'll go 5-1 with the last game against the raiders being our resting our starters game.

>>150271406
you're right, only 3 good teams in that entire conference

>>150271345
That's a league problem, qbs are shit, one guy says he doesn't want to play in the pro bowl and your top 2 qbs are now goof and geno

Troy Franklin is lighting it up tonight

>>150271703
atleast goof had a career year and went 15-2, Gaye didn't even play the entire season and had 11 ints

>gets to learn game management from one of the best in the league
>gets to learn how to gunsling and improvise from one of the best of all time
>already shown to be a winner and leader of men in college
Ladies and Gentlemen
The future is here. And his name is Stetson Bennett IV.

>>150271800
>relapses

Predict the Bears record.

For me, it's 10-7

>>150271320
y'all can keep her

>>150268305
but... the kiwi assured me he was good...

I critique all players who are bad on the Chiefs. Mahomes has not had a bad season thus I can't critique him yet
>2018 Won MVP, Lost in OT of AFCCG
>2019 Won Superbowl
>2020 Lost Superbowl
>2021 Lost in OT of AFCCG
>2022 Won Superbowl, Won MVP
>2023 Won Superbowl
>2024 Lost Superbowl
"Mahomes is so shitty he only went to 3 straight owls and won 2 of them, why couldn't he win MVP AND Superbowls for all 3 of those seasons!!!!!" This is how dumb you sound.

>>150271819
winning da norf
at 8-9

>>150271819
if I were a betting man, i'd say 8-9
2nd hardest schedule itl and they might start a canadian UDFA left tackle

>>150271762
That was the 2022 season

>>150271819
Last in the North unfortunately

That Walmart money, shit the Broncos stadium looks great

>Black QBs
Lamar Jackson
Jalen Hurts
Patrick Mahomes
Jayden Daniels

>White QBs
Jow Burrow
Josh Allen
uh
um
Zach Wilson?
uhhhhhhh

>>150271858
Just like we keep the lease. Now pay up, Rents due motherfucker

>>150271320
What's the highest IQ football analysis you've seen her make? And you're joking about finding her attractive right?

>>150272085
>Josh Allen
>white

Are the Cardinals even trying?

>>150272148
>won the preseason again guys
you celebrated beating the chiefs 3rd stringers last year, didn't you?

>>150272148
its the altitude

>>150272186
And they were right to, the Broncos had a successful season

>>150271800
Jimmy G is not a game manager. Maybe it would be his ideal playing style but it is not how he plays the game. Game managers don't do a lot but never turn the ball over because they never take chances. That is not Jimmy G. Jimmy G is a high variance mid-range gunslinger. He doesn't have the arm to really sling it with the best so he tops out at the mid-range but he'll take his chances and trust his arm. Which translates to at least 1 interception per game.

>>150272085
>Patrick Mahomes
is white. he has 3 kids they all have fair skin blonde hair and blue eyes.

>>150272187
They were practicing together all week, it doesn't take that long to get used to the altitude

DEI MVP

Should put Bo out there and give him some reps. Stidham is embarrassing him

>>150272370
beat Laregularseasonman in the playoffs thobeit

>>150272396
Can't reveal that he's been taped already

I didn't know the Broncos even had a 3rd string QB

>>150272334
Mahomes kids look whiter than Brady's

>>150272247
Not only that but shutouts are something to be proud of. Chiefs kicker can make 55+ yarders pretty consistently so they could easily put him into range with one or 2 bad plays. PI or a strip sack and he could work his magic and get them on the board. 2nd or 3rd stringers don't matter, they're still professional level players who not only got blew out but couldn't even manage to score a single point. Too bad for them that it was the last good moment of their season but that's how it goes.

please be nice to her

Bussy

I swear there is no worse offensive play than a screen behind the line of scrimmage with no blockers

>>150272544
We could have had Mina on MSNBC :(

>>150272489
>2nd or 3rd stringers don't matter, they're still professional level players

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>150272544
Why would you spend time making the most boring webm of her drinking water? Lmao top spazz

I'm drunk

These Broncos 3's on offense are seriously bsd

>>150272551
If there are no blockers it's either not a screen or a broken play. The screen is the blocking scheme of the play.

>>150272085
>Jalen Hurts
>black

>>150272633
>saving a webm is "top spazz"
>t. nigga who spends 12 hours a day in this thread

Cards punter has a fucking leg honestly

>>150272663
There's furfag eagles fans who get turned on by that. Gross.

>>150272787
Necessary when your QB is Tyler Curry

>>150272764
I just assumed you made it I didn't realize there was more than one person obsessed with the dumb chink. mutts really are desperate

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER

>>150272951
It should be illegal for a commercial to be that obnoxious

>demaryius thomas montage
Stop it, not right now :(

i missed it what happened to his leg

>>150272922
You're a fucking mess dude

>>150273010
It's probably a hamstring

>>150273010
exploded into a million pieces and felt excruciating pain
he got carted off with a air cast on his leg

>>150273028
your mommy's pussy was a mess after she dripped on my sofa last night

>>150273010
It was ripped off and used to beat a cardinal

What a run, that guy is a speedster

>>150273102
You're trying way too hard to make it seem like he's using a vpn.

>>150273028
>the minacel having a melty

KWAB+plonked

Amazing how many Broncos fans are still there watching. Guess there's nothing better to do

>>150273212
what are they gonna do, watch the rockies

>>150273299
This looks like it's a clip from the tubi version of john wick

>>150273212
they're probably all high and drunk as shit and aren't really to drive yet

Vance Joseph redemption arc

>>150272827
SCHIZO ALERT.
I'm not an Eagles fan

>>150271005
>>150270914
>chorgers 3rd-string defense

>>150273475
nah it's the BET version where the villains are all white

How is a preseason game on this late?

>>150273742
$$$

>>150272663
Same bro. She was the only reason to watch Cowherd btw.

>cardinals 3rd string defense
Shit just cut all of them

>>150273664
BAD READING COMPREHENSION ALERT
I didn't say you were an Eagles fan

>>150273721
DaJuan Jackson, out for revenge after a white guy sold his pitbull crack that was laced with fentanyl and it overdosed and then came back and repoef his 08 impala.

>>150273888
He was making a joke that he's turned on by it despite not being an Eagles fan.

They all just killed each other

double whopper

>>150273691
>casually forgets when stettie walked down the first string Defense

Start the fuckin season already dem boyz finna boutta win da owl

That would have been a really cool play if he didn't fumble

>>150274449
time traveler from 1995

I don't even remember who the cardinals coach is

>>150274621
That twink from the Eagles, I think

>>150274668
Oh yeah
What a hire

>>150274621
Bruce Arians I think

Holy fuck Bo looks like he aged 10 years in the off season

Jonathan "Custard Cannon" Gannon will be coach of the year.

>>150275140
he stupidly revealed his power level by screaming at a black guy and now he's been outted as a pussy and a raicst

>>150275438
Just like the kiwi in New Orleans

>>150275983
Nah that inverted penis having faggot isn't "racist" he loves niggers.

>>150275983
MY MOOOOOOTHER WAS A TAILOR

>>150273299
UFC isn't a real sport. These guys just hug each other and run out the clock. There is no timelimit in real fights so you could work your way up in a real fight not worrying about timelimits.

Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl

https://strawpoll.com/e2naXx8AlyB/

https://strawpoll.com/e2naXx8AlyB/

https://strawpoll.com/e2naXx8AlyB/

>>150273888
Well I'm drunk

>>150272577
Nobody watches that shit. Except for old white women.

>Dillon Gabriel: There are competitors and there are entertainers

OH NO NO NO BLACK TWITTER AIN'T GONNA LIKE THIS ONE BIT

Just because you do it once doesn't make you gay.

That is the motto of us Eagles fans.

>>150277121
>>150277121
It was a coin flip and the chiefs o line was injured. Brady wouldve lost with that chiefs team.

average browns fan

Comfy night

>>150268542
>>150268590
>>150268632
>>150268657
>>150268663
>>150268676
>>150268694
>>150268804
Did my boy JBurringz do something?

>>150277597
Spark it up

>>150277613
He denounced the Quran and kept typing "lol" under photos of dead Palestinians

>>150269297
hes the best #2 in da league

im not gonna be surprised when the broncos are in the owl against the iggles

please give me attention anons I need attention please respond to me

>>150268799
Browns, Jets at least have black and white poster of Namath, Browns have Ravens to torment them

>>150277946
Hey.

>>150278021
>>150278054
>>150278059
>Joey CheatCC

>>150276704
Im gonna love watching him ride the bussy bench while Shedeur starts by the middle of the bussy season

>>150276704
the entire browns qb situation is entertainment you silly rookie

>>150276704
niggas finna go scorched earth on samoans

>>150269143
At least he won't remember dropping that pass.

>>150277306
Why didn't Mahomes, being the superior quarterback playing at home, simply score more points in regulation and thus avoid overtime?

Also, maybe his o-line is constantly injured because he spends 10 seconds running in circles every play and they have to hold their blocks 3x longer than usual. Which ironically, they can only do because they're holding

>>150278218
irrefutable

>>150270016
For me, it's klunge.

>>150278218
There is holding on every single play in the nfl (the chiefs are REALLY bad about it) just depends on the refs moods and which way they bet that game.

Joe Burrow

Blow Turdow

>>150278218
>>150278313
Mahomes was playing against Belichick who is the greatest defensive coach of all time, his job was harder than Brady's yet he still managed to outplay him. Let's be honest, if it wasn't for the ref's overturning Brady's 3rd INT the game would have been over. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPJv9YzozoQ

>joey EPA
>joey DVOA
>joey ANY/A

Italy bro we should hang out, you can show me your stat collection.

Why wont mahomes ever win 7 rings?

>>150278905
Systemic racism and being shit

>>150278905
fine i'll give you a (you), because he'll finally get jealous of the dogs.

>>150278524
>outplay

>>150279118
>ESPN QBR
>PFF
lol

Hi, my friends told me there are people here that worship a faggot named Tom.. Brady?

is there a bigger example of a “can crusher” than Aidan Hutchinson? Every clip I see of him is him destroying some shit tackle but he routinely gets kept off the stat sheet by anyone remotely competent. It’s like you can just “know” what tackle is good based on how badly they fucking rape Hutchinson

>>150279149
See those yards, those first downs, and those points on the board?

>>150279212
Crazy. Hutch and I are meeting up for a buttfucking session tomorrow

>>150279118
joey sharty mogs both of these clowns

>>150279118
Yes, Brady won, therefore, he outplayed whats-his-mutt.

>>150279118
Geno Smith mogs both of these frauds

im off the zaza watching justin fields ohio highlights

>>150272544
No. She's ugly and does not know ball

Just sparked a doobie chronic vape and put on some Toby Gerhart Stanford cut ups SHEEEEESH proper unc status

>>150279212
Better hope your fag qb has a good tackle then

I hope to God that if Stafford isn't ready to go Mcgay has the balls to play Stetson instead of Jimmy, let the boy sling it!

it looks like Dart can ball

>>150280486
he played ok, against dudes getting cut in 14 days

>>150280486
So did Nathan Peterman

>>150280695
I just don't like how uppity Shedeur is, simple as

Good morning chief kingdom

>>150280695
I look like this and say this

good morning, /nfl/

>>150280695
that man looks like he knows what he is talking about

>>150280709
>Heisman candidate QB with HOF genetics is confident to the point of arrogance
That's not a realistic reason to pretend that a talented athlete should be blackballed and have his good performances ignored. Making fun of >black qbs who suck is funny, but dogwhistling when they're good is retarded. This is the same shit people said about Newton and it culminated in pey pey being gifted a refball ring just to humiliate him. Racism when it's justified isn't a problem, but this is just a dumb hill to die on
>t. former shedeity doubter

>>150280781
>instantly yells at reffie
kek

>>150280722
good morning SAAR

>>150280797
>Making fun of >black qbs who suck is funny, but dogwhistling when they're good is retarded
learn to read /pol/tard

It's crazy how Will Howard was blackballed in the draft. I mean the guy wins a national championship and has ideal size at 6'3 230 pounds yet he was drafted after shitter sunders who went 13-12 the last two years at Colorado. Crazy he got blackballed like that. Never seen a bigger blackballing

>>150280812
>she thinks I read any of her whiny pissypants post
kek, good one.

>>150280843
>bragging about being illiterate
grim

>>150280875
Yawn, so anyways.

>>150280831
>kiwi doesn't know what a stacked roster is
He had a sub 60 comp % until his senior year when he peaked at 61. Don't get me started on the turnovers. Just admit you were wrong about shedeur because you don't know ball, this is getting embarassing

>>150280832
I liked the finale better
>In (your) stadium no less

>victory lap for faggot mutt after one pre season game for Shedeur GOOD
>victory lap for The Kiwi after Bo Nix wins 10 real games as a rookie BAD

burrs

Apologize

wtf is marsupialnigger off his meds about now

Reading is hard for spastic mutts

>>150280988
once the browns cave and name shitter as starter we will get to laugh even harder at that fag

>>150281199
something about blo dix again idk i don't speak kiwi

>>150281230
ngl I kinda like the Browns roster I think people are sleeping on them. That said I don't see them winning more than 8 games regardless of who starts

>>150281199
He's having a melty over Gabriel shitting the bed, samefag spamming, and accusing everyone of being statmutt in disguise apparently.
See
>>150280695

>>150281230
flacc attacc is locked in as the week 1 starter barring an injury no matter what the rookies do, just like mr. unlimited for the giants. but i don't know if he's spry enough to hold on to it for the entire year

>>150281199
He loves to blo dix while getting mugged. Nothing new here

>>150281172
This nibba a mormon or something?

Obsessed kikes love talking about me instead of talking ball lmfao can't help yourself but @ing me every thread can you spastic? You'll keep telling yourself it's a "choice" but it's not. You're a spastic and spastics can't help themselves

>camera pans to Raiders crowd
>everyone is mexican

Makes you think

bo nix is 1-8 against teams above .500

Since when did this place become R*ddit 2.0? Maybe the rest of this board has gone soft, but I will never believe in a
>black qb
ever

>>150281483
>black qbs
won 4 of the last 6 owls. they run the game now

>>150281514
Hurts took all of his black energy concerned with robbery and murder and was able to channel it for two seconds to carry a stacked roster. And if you believe Q*eefs “dynasty” is real then go dilate and get boosted.

>>150281570
Coward

>>150281483
>>150281555

>>150281514
mahomes was carried on the back of kelce and hurts was carried on the back of his incredible white o line

baka black qbs cant do anything for themselves

the genny ain't ready for >MY steelies to put the league on notice!

>>150281555
>Hurts carried
Based
>Chiefs don't le count
Cope

>>150281707
They're the #4 team in the afc
north

>>150281776
NO

>russies dragon doesn't look like much on the stat sheet
>udfa rookie runs the wrong route and causes an int
>looks like rus shat the bed on paper
this is why the eye test matters

rasm need to go back to their stl colors
I can't tell these poverty trash uniforms apart

>>150281878
this. a shame that peak unis were mostly wasted on an era of total misery

>>150281555
When has a SB winning QB ever not have a stacked roster though

>>150281968
Mahomes won back to back SBs with a mediocre roster with no WR1

>>150281956
>gm chimps and pays a >black qb a trillion dollars for a half season of decent performance, who then immediately declines

why are they like this? its an epidemic

>>150281976
So a black qb?

You could replace half the leagues defense with the ravens backups. Gave their offense 40+ minutes of playtime. Cowgirls got spanked hard.

>>150281878
They don't deserve their old STL colors since they're a soulless LA team

>>150281968
>you now remember kadarius toney

Reminder this league is 100% rigged and run by greedy kikes at every level. Don’t forget to place your retarded parlay this week!

>>150281976
>>150281994
The league hilariously rug pulled them this past Owl. That’s what they are. A product of the league. Somehow they win every one score game due to “championship pedigree” or whatever the fuck. Yeah right. Go take a second mortgage out on your house to go see the next Swifty tour while you’re at it.

>>150282064
yeah so

>>150282098
Oh, you're upset

>>150281986
they deserve it after paying him based on his performance in 8 games and against the cowsoys in the playoffs

>>150282183
No anon you don't understand. The two rings before tayvis don't count because the refs put a gun to the 2022 eagles d and forced them to get shredded on the ground by an obese father with a broken ankle

Remember that time the Chiefs were losing 40-6 in the Superbowl?

You didn’t doubt Dart, right?

I may just be out of touch, but doesn't this seem like mental illness?

This is Damar Hamlin's back. I would understand a small tattoo, but to cover your back in a tattoo purely about yourself seems wild. I can't comprehend a situation where someone would do this and not have a serious personality disorder.

>>150282246
It was a decent script, though a bit derivative. I prefer the original

>>150282353
That wasn't a Superbowl anon

>>150282347
it gives his boyfriend something to read while having gay doggystyle intercourse

>>150282347
Black people are genuinely retarded

>>150282336
Would be nice to have some white QBs in the league.

>>150282347
my heart stopped just looking at that

>>150282370
and that's LESS embarassing? kwab
(queefs didn't even ploff that year btw)

>>150282353
Imagine getting benched for an italian. Ever. For any amount of time. For any reason.

>>150282347
>paycor stadium

>>150282432
Yes, getting blown out in a regular season game is a lot less embarrassing than getting blown out in the owl

>>150282353
Is this the same game as the Tom Brady cuck pasta? That gif does actually look very similar to mutt's pick six. Maybe statmutt wasn't so schizo about the owl being a scripted throw

>>150282336
Ole miss QBs with Giants just hit different :)

>>150282477
You have to make it to the owl to lose the game retard. Let me guess, getting benched is le good too?

>another day
>another fraudy vs mutthomo thread

>>150282183
>>150282233
Q*eefs fans KNEW that they were coming back at halftime. I know some cuck that actually said that in a group chat and that he was not worried at all. Good for the league to flip the script on its' WWE tier fanbase.

Good morning sars

>>150269143
That was a really nice hit but how do you get KO’d by it? It wasn’t that hard.

>>150282576
That's some serious cope lmao

>>150282832
his head bounced of the turf and rattled his brain against his skull numbnuts

>>150280695
This post is the summation of the way the average poster on /NFL/ thinks

>>150283042
>Go to a stadium to watch a screen

>>150282805
I held out hope until the Baun pick, which was a lot more impressive (albeit less memeable)

>>150283113
Have you been to a football game? You can barely see anything

>>150268516
They can both know these balls

>>150281986
Jordan Love is a top 5 QB thoughbeit. He was playing hurt last season and wasn't 100%. The Packers are young and have a great roster, they're winning 12 games this year.

>>150283170
Excellent bait

The blackers are going nowhere with their 55m INT machine

>>150283140
I have, in fact, not been to a football game.
My dad took me to a minor league baseball game when I was like 6 and I played my gameboy color most of the time and we left after like an hour and a half. Even he got bored.

>>150283203
Keep fucking coping. You're not the regular Kiwi, are you?

>>150283206
Fucking nerd

Anyways

>>150283140
Buy better seats poorfag

>>150283170
Oh he's serious

>>150270562
>he still thinks male cheerleaders are gay
One day you will awaken to the real world

>>150283376
>better seats
no better seat than my couch though

>>150283442
The Vikings make cheerleaders are gay as fuck

>>150272663
>here’s joy with the boobs

>>150283442
Those Vikings male cheerleaders are so obviously gay

>>150283140
>Have you been to a football game? You can barely see anything
sounds like your stadium sucks

>>150283459
>>150283520
You dumb niggas weren’t around during the metrosexual era and it shows.

>>150283537
I was and they all ended up being gay

>>150283537
black guy here, that what era?

>>150283442
>>150283537
gonna cry FAGGOT?

>>150283649
The female cheerleaders seem so pissed about the male ones kek

Those male cheerleaders are getting more pussy than all of you uggos in /nfl/ combined and yet you call THEM “fags”. Curious!

>>150283671
You mean bussy

>>150283671
But they ain't getting more bussy

https://nypost.com/2025/08/16/sports/espn-wont-release-spike-lees-colin-kaepernick-docuseries/
>ESPN will ‘no longer proceed’ with Spike Lee’s Colin Kaepernick docuseries: ‘It’s not coming out’
why was this even a thing?
what was going to be the point? that we should all feel bad for an exposed qb that refused offers from other teams, to the point of ending his own career?

>>150283813
how did this guy con people into getting multiple gigs?

>>150283863
Because if they told the truth then the narrative that he was run out of the league would fall apart.
He started out strong, got figured out, did the social justice thing, and then refused offers from other teams and now like 7 years later he tries out for teams as if anyone wanted an aged Kaepernick who has not played for over half a decade.

>>150283884
Nepobaby

>>150283863
If you talk to black people about him, especially those who are casual NFL viewers, about Kaepernick they genuinely believe that he was potentially the greatest QB to ever exist and that they blackballed him to protect the other teams from a "black takeover." Spike Lee, being both a huge sports fan and an activist was obviously interested in his story. What he probably found out, though, is that Kaepernick's success was on the back of a new scheme being implemented and his athletic ability. It was basically what happened to Lamar Jackson in 2018 and 2019. You get an athletic freak QB, they run a scheme that the NFL isn't familiar with, they absolutely dominate the league, then the next season everyone has the film and handles it.

The difference between Lamar Jackson and Collin Kaepernick is that Lamar is an extremely high-character player. His humility allowed him to focus on the weak points in his game, develop into a top 3 passer in the league, and continue to be an insanely dominant force. Lamar has completely rebuilt his game from the ground up and is barely recognizable from the player that won a unanimous MVP in 2019.

Kaepernick isn't that guy. He didn't put extra time and effort into training, he didn't expand his game, and he wasn't a high-character leader for the 49ers. Veteran players flock to the Ravens specifically because of the attitude and energy that Lamar Jackson has. He's a culture cornerstone and is extremely valuable to the coaching staff. While I personally believe Kaepernick's actions were fine, I respect and defend the American Constitution, he was absolutely putting himself over the team despite not even being a major leader within the organization. Once Harbaugh was out, Kaepernick had no one left in his corner, and he was out too. Kaepernick had a massive media following him, it was never going to leave him. When you're a guy who's backup tier, not a leader, and not a high-effort player teams will view you at a net negative.

>>150283671
Because I'm bitter

>>150283863
I had no idea this was a thing

>>150283500
Coward

Was Peyton Manning the GOAT

>>150284279
Only in the regular season

What happened to this handsome bastard? I thought he was Super Bowl caliber? Why is he Statfords back up now?

Also what happened in his owl? I never watched it and don't care to go back and watch Patty Polyamory win his first ring

>>150284279
Holy shit that drop off when he left

Need to watch ELF

>>150284317
He got a concussion on a helmet to helmet hit that the refs didn't call

>>150284331
They were intentionally jobbing that season because Peypey broke his neck and they went all in on #SuckforLuck only to ruin his career too

Have to agree desu

>>150284390
Based

>>150284134
>they genuinely believe that he was potentially the greatest QB to ever exist
this happens every fucking time a black qb has a single decent season. cam newton has a similar season to blake bortles in 2015 with a few more statpadded rushing touchdowns from the 1 yard line and they still act like he should be in the hall of fame. jalen hurts gets carried to a ring like aj mccarron at alabama and now everyone who doesn't think he's a top 5 qb is a hater. there are somehow still bustin fields truthers in the year of our lord 2025. now they're doing it with shedoodoo sanders of all people. the only one they actually were ahead of the curve on was lamar

We really are healing

Burrow is way more overhyped than Hurts. It's not a race thing at all.

>>150284506
bustin sherbert is the white qb example

>>150284506
they are comparable in their overhypedness, yes. purdy and goff too. the qbwinz culture is a plague

>>150284506
Burrow would've won a ring with that Eagles roster too

>>150284656
He would have won with just their oline.

>best playing rookie
>collapsed lung
Why can't this team have nice things

>>150284506
Burrow is actually elite if you watch him play though and he has the production to back that claim up. He's not overhyped at all.

>>150284656
Not that guy
I think most of the top QBs would make it to the playoffs or win rings on each others' rosters. It's one of the things that bothered me so much about Allen's MVP campaign. I still hear people say stupid shit like "The Bills would have been a 4-6 win team without Allen bro! He's the GOAT bro!" Lamar probably would have won more games, Mahomes probably would have won more games, Burrow probably could have won just as many times, etc. Once you're in the top 10 as a QB you're going to be able to take most rosters to the playoffs.

>>150283671
>implying the limp wristed trannies on the 'queens cheer squad care about pussy
>>150283666
>satanic digits
fitting

>>150284870
>any top 10 QB can take most rosters to the playoffs
That's not how the cap work anon

>>150284656
rich gannon would've won a ring with that eagles roster

>>150284926
That's not even what we're talking about homie

>>150284888
B*sed and witnessed cheerslut enjoyer. Only part of cowsoy games worth watching

>>150269038
>Missed playoffs
Wasn't that the year he tore his ACL in the first game of the '08 season?

If an elite QB cared about winning he'd take vet minimum so the team can run wild getting the best skill position players possible

>>150284951
I'm not reading your ramblings anon, I saw the last line of your post and replied based on that

>>150284390
stafford has a better arm than rodgers

>>150285064
Go jerk off and come back when you feel better

>>150284870
lamar and mahomes might've played comparably, especially in that crappy division, but joey "i create pressures and need two top 20 receivers on the field at all times" reddit would've absolutely shidded and farded his way to a losing record on a team with a better line and significantly worse weapons

>>150285095
Nice rebuttal anon, you really showed me

>>150285136
It wasn't a rebuttal, it was advice. You're clearly tense and need to clear your head.

>>150284951
>STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SALARY CAP
>MY REFPIGEONS ARE NOT ABUSING VOID YEARS TO AFFORD A SUPER TEAM
why are you already getting defensive of this? everyone can see the script a mile away, just enjoy your mickey mouse dynasty

>>150285154
The fact that you think that Hurts could win a ring with Bungles implies that you're one of of those Philadelphia intellectuals I've heard so much about

>>150285179
damn that's a fucking escalation

>>150285186
huh

kirk coupons to the rams if stafford is a no-go?

>>150285282
Would be a good fitting desu

>>150285282
they have jimmy g though?

>>150285179
Homie go bust a nut you're freaking out right now

>>150285318
>the have the Flop
Lmao

>>150285204
>>150285330
>no rebuttal
concession accepted

>>150284134
Lamar is not a top 3 passer, come on. Burrow, Mahomes, Allen are all better passers.

accept this bussy

>>150285186
Half that city can't even read, let alone comprehend how team building or salary caps work. Remember, this is the guy that spammed the jenny with nigger cock for months after bradberry held juju. That's why his rebuttal is >muh cooming

>>150285382
Allen is probably only the 5 or 6th best passer in the league. His abilities are heavily overstated. Lamar has the highest EPA per pass league wide, one of the lowest first-read-pass rates, and just finished the 4th best QBR/passer rating season of all time. It's time to get real and be honest.

>>150285382
Michael Penis is a better passer than lameme

New

>>150285536
>>150285536
>>150285536

>>150285547
New

>>150285060
Yeah, I'm sure if you were in their position, you would take the minimum amount of money instead of raking in hundreds of millions of dollars over your career

detoilet

The Green Gay Fudge Packers