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Chelsea (4-2-3-1): Sánchez; James, Acheampong, Chalobah, Cucurella; Caicedo, Enzo; Neto, Palmer, Gittens; João Pedro.
>Subs: Jorgensen, Gusto, Fofana, Hato, Essugo, Andrey Santos, Estevão, George, Delap.

Crystal Palace (3-4-3): Henderson; Richards, Lacroix, Guehi; Munoz, Wharton, Hughes, Mitchell; Sarr, Mateta, Eze.
>Subs: Benitez, Clyne, Sosa, Cardines, Devenny, Rak-Sakyi, Lerma, Esse, Edouard.

>>150280958 (OP)
Anime

Black on black violence

Who the hell is Acheampong?

Here to support Todd Bowly not Chelshit the team.

Mateta hattrick

>>150280958 (OP)

I expect this to be Week 1's best game. Both teams are at the height of their confidence.

>only 2 or 3 white players on each team

What happened lads this is the English Premier League, how did we get here?

>spuds won
>citee won
>liverpool and racism won
>villa and newcastle shared points
chelsea is supposed to win
and the only interesting match is united vs arsenal.

>>150281142
Makes me want to physically throw up

>>150281142
Its an international league based in England. The quality of football is absolutely insane now but definitely lost something with this many foreign players

>>150281142
American owners

I'm Chelsea fan but i choose to watch Manu vs Arse

Shock that the sport that requires the most amount of running distance is dominated by africans and white africans (scandis)

joao pedro has looked so good since signing for chelsea i expect an amazing season from him

whos your favorite UMA?

Was going to do some meaningful life stuff but instead I reckon I'll watch this and shitpost with the lads haha

snacks for the footy

>>150281388
You're so posh i dont even know what these brands are

>>150281388

Are the crisps any good?

Are Chelsea good these days? I only recognize Palmer from the memes

Chelsea Will show these prem shitters how real football is played, can’t wait

>>150281369
Skibidi Rizz
>>150281432
They're world champions o algo

>>150281431
yeah they taste like chinese food

>>150281401
im not posh at all, they were presents from my neighbour who just got back from a caravan holiday

>>150281432

Yes, Chelsea are the league's most entertaining attacking team.

>>150281432
They seemed to get progressively better last season, even though Palmer's form dipped a bit

easy chelsea win

we got this

What's so Super about it?

Will Pedro flop?

rip diego jota and brother jota. they shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old

>Chris Sutton
What did we do wrong to deserve this

>>150281466

Interesting

early deaths on the field

Can't believe we all made it to another season, lads

>>150281482
We all learnt valuable lessons about not overtaking twice the speed limit in super cars we can’t even control
Maybe flight of angels sing thee to thy rest

These kits are fucking retarded can barely see the Palace players in the sun

>>150281510
Yeah those corners were a bit of a mystery

>>150281452
>pacey blacks running in a straight line
>entertaining

>>150281482

Wish they would come off it, though it's proper their passing should be honoured the police reports indicate DJ was driving recklessly.

>>150281504
vietbro didn't....

did any of these chelsea scouts watch 'gittens' before spaffing 60 mill on him? utterly awful player for dortmund

>>150281531

Where did he go?

>>150281545
They just buy everyone who is for sale.

>>150281546
Totally normal for top sportsmen to be asthmatic

>>150281550
he played sudoku

>>150281545
>Young
>Black
>Expensive
What else do you want from a player?

>>150281466
I unironically feel sick now, cheers

>>150281564
It’s often fatal
Feels worse than DJ

>>150281564
O7

>>150281571
pls dont summon the chilean poster

>>150281566
i'm sorry, have something to cheer you up

EZE
EZE
EZE

future tottenham legend, eze

EZE GOD

Chelsea will have matured from last season if they now show some grit.

wow, great finish

Oh come on

>black goalie
they'll never learn

Alright Todd, time to buy Dollaruma

THIS FUXKING NIGGER

HOWEVER

el var sinso?

weird goal

God I fucking love CP lads

oh my fucking god the fix is already in

Games gone

Game status? Gone.

That was nice and clean goal. Rigged

You've got to be fucking kidding

games gone wtf

todd bought the VAR

Absolute bullshit

>>150281622
lol

That's a fucking insane decision hahahahaha

The wall is free to move over the line towards the free kick taker but the opposition player is not allowed to leave his line.

HOWEVER

VARDED

RIGGED AS FUCK

WTF? i just left for bathroom and the goal was anuled?

Chelsea are lucky that Achimpmong’s mistake didn’t lead to a goal there
Awful CB

Shameless

Rules are rules

another racist, you hate to see it

thanks caicedo for being bodied minutes ago,
yes you're lost in the game so far but that helped

>>150281648
Yes. CP got analed

That's gay

>>150280973
basiert

only way to stop a BLACK man is blatant rigging

We are now disallowing goals from direct freekicks. The state of nu football

wow nice game. Chelshit player so weak they cant hold someone off. Foul?

>>150281653
>a chimp's mong
who comes up with these names?

I can't remember a similar decision ever being given before
it happens on every free kick

>>150281659
Should really turn the screen around for the lad when they're not using it

>Linglong Tire
>Leao Tire
Weird ads

>>150280958 (OP)
Where stream?

>>150281673
I came up with it you’re welcome

>>150281659
>Fucking Achimpmong, useless cunt
Good thing the ref couldn't hear him properly

I thought Chelsea was supposed to be good?

Get Wharton to United now

>>150281659
>looking at back of a tv
>noise cancelling headphones

Whys he even there

jesus, this is the same epl chelsea i watched last season ;_;

warton is miles better than any of these £100m wog midfielders

achimpmong cannot be a real player. he is terrible

>>150281698
Uh, this is the FA cup and community shield winners, tough team

>>150281673
RARE

>>150281702
he's way too good for a 15th place club

>>150281695
well good job because i can't tell anymore. chelsea is just a void of ngunbus #1-10 nowadays can't differentiate them

>>150281659
>Ok lads we've got a kid with severe cerebal palsy and he's wearing headphones because of sensory issues. Where should we put him?
>Right next to the VAR screen?
>Ok great idea! The headphones make it look like he's some sort of disabled helper crew for the VAR team

>same old chelsea, always cheating.

director turns the mic down. Wtf is this shite.

Im watching cricket instead of this. Its Mccoys vs Popchips.

ACTIVATE ESTEVAO

>>150281698

They are. Chelsea will win :)

Why are Palace wearing yellow if this is a home game?

What the fuck is a 'Gittens'?

>disallowed because he was within 1m of the wall

But he didn't affect the 'wall' at all, and the ball didn't go near the wall either.
Such a dumb fucking new rule holy shit

>>150281737
gittens hasn't been better than madueCAN'T

>>150281742

It's being played at the Bridge

Neto is the only one playing

>>150281659
>That decision made me crippled

>>150281749
It's something you throw your money at and get fuck all in return.

>>150281749
fast, pacey, quick, rapid, lightning, athletic

>>150281760
as always

>>150281749
sorry boss I'm gonna have to miss work this week I've caught a case of the gittens

>irrelevant 14 dare to score against the God Six
>Do anything to disallow it
Dangerously based

Forgot how boring football is over the summer

>>150281749
overpriced pacy nog #319

>>150281757
It was a joke based on only hearing the Palace fans

>>150281755
Just needs more time hehe

>>150281772
Honestly
And some morons want to play Estevao over him.

FUCK OFF WITH THE CUNTING ARM WAVES YOU STUPID FUCK

>>150281783
no you can't just push people in a contact sport
fucking gay

>>150281659
ReffieCHADS we cant stop winning

>>150281788

Judging by pre-season Estevao is to be played in one of Palmer's roles

What the fuck does he do?

Has anybody seen Palmer?

>>150281822
be black

Cucus so cheeky

cucka diving headbutt into another player. Yellow for munos?

LMAO Cucurella just got absolutely twatted

>Half an hour in
>Literally the only thing that's happened was disallowed from happening

>>150281803
It wasn't disallowed for a push, it was disallowed because he was within 1m of the wall when the ball was hit... which is even more retarded

Based cucurella

>>150281826
there was some heat wave in england so maybe he's not cold enough/

>>150281845
Heatwave in England means 24 degrees. He should be fine.

chalobah u mong ha

>>150281845
It is currently a ROASTING 24c, so too much for him

CHALOBAAAAAAAHAHAA

Palmer nowhere to be seen
Joao Pedro doing nothing
Gittens dribbling for 3 seconds and losing possession

Not feeling too good about this. Think Delap is needed for a Neto assist.

chelsea fans got hyped over a bunch of irrelevant friendlies

No foul on Wharton

Chlesea really need Garnacho

James should be off

Still dont understand why you guys boughted Kittens desu, especially for that amount

>>150281881
Damn

>>150281881
what a fucking retard

Gonna need a webm of the throw in

>>150281881
cucurella looked decent at the cwc and then he goes straight back to being a retard

>>150281870
can he do a long throw like his old man?

Think Chelsea need to dip into the transfer market IMO.

>>150281869
Read this in James Mary's voice

This is absolute shite

This ref is gonna be relegated to Championship matches if he carries on

>>150281894
Thoughts on Glasner? Do you think he's better than your current NT's manager?

lel he was already complaining

>>150281940
he just ASSAULTED an official, why has he not been sent off?

That was not a foul

Reece James dining out on the covid era more than Tiger King lmao

>>150281938
Glasner is great. But he always demands too much, tho I think in this case he is right to demand investment co sidering the players CP lost
Hard to say if he is better than Nagelsmann, they hardly had matches against each other. I rate Nagelsmann higher due to him being better in match managing but thats it, really.

"""""english""""""" premier league

50% American owners only want to spend money on NBA footballers kek

>>150281702
baleba suits them much better and wharton will cost just as much so i really doubt this would happen this summer

reece james should be on three yellows now

gonna kms myself watching this match

reece james really angling for a sending off

>>150281967
omg she can cook too?!?

>>150281954
Thanks anon

>>150281967
Has he been blacked yet?

what a slurper this

>>150281967
woah who is this cute girl?

>>150281949
it was after the foul on joao pedro
coach was
>come one, the weakness of those blues is not our responsibility

if chelsea had sancho they would've scored

>>150281967
She cute.
Name?

>go 1-0 down
>’dinner is ready!’
>come back to 0-0

What happened? Why was it disallowed?

>>150281592
>the grease

Christ

Never seen a player more overrated than Cole Palmer. People act as if he's the GOAT when he probably won't even start for England in the WC.

>Black guy fouls black guy
>Free kick
>Black guy fouls black guy
>Free kick
Just awful

Terrible performance by Chelsea to be honest
Hope it’s just due to the fact they only played two friendlies and are warming up

>>150281967
i'm starting to think he's not doing this as a joke anymore

Chelsea is even blacker than I remember

>>150281985
in ultimate team

>>150282000
disallowed for scoring a goal against a big 6 club

>>150282001
jude bellingham

>>150282001
He's playing in the middle. Obviously it's not his position

>>150282000
its a butter burger. welcome to wisconsin

>>150281475

>chelshitters on my island

aint no way

>>150282001
He is very good when he can counter and there is lots of space. Crystal Palace is defending well as a unit and there is barely any space in the middle.

VAR need to be like cricket, Teams get to ask for a review 3 times per game

>>150282001
reminds me of the hype around grealish
just working class chavs wanting someone to idolize who looks like them

Gittens is such a lazy nigger what the fuck

>>150282035
>>150282039
there are more than 1 person in bermuda? is one of you that gay baker from youtube?

>>150282021

Yep, he has 2-4 men in his channel at any one time.

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

>>150282001
bellingham, saka

>>150282039
meet me at harrington hundreds after the match and say that to my face

>>150282047
Cole Palmer is Black thoughbeit

>>150282047
tell me when grealish has ever done anything like what palmer did against psg or at the euros

Chelsea is so soulless, do they even have any likable players? It all went downhill once Pulichad left

>>150282076
whose the manager again

dont click

>>150282091
>el chileANO

>>150282045
So he's really good when he isn't marked? Not the most ringing endorsement is it?

>>150282083

The set piece coach

keeper punched him. Penalty and red card

Chelseabros Rory Jennings said we could be competing for the league this season, as we have so many dark brown gentlemen we are truly starting to resemble a professional american sports franchise. We won the thing and defeated the uhh frenchmen after all. But here we are being saved by VAR, its complete wank and I believe I have eagle-y eyedly spotted what could be our problem and that is that Palmer and Cucurella are simply haunting this pitch with their whiteness, ghosting performances. So I think 2 dark brown gentlemen with hair that looks like it would be great firestarting tinder in a wilderness survival situation might be what we need.

that player should be in jail
>the chileanon too

SHAN'T be clicking that

>>150282062

firstly, the meet would be heron bay market place, secondly its raining so fuck off, and thirdly i am going to be watching the united game so double fuck off

Sanchez is so so bad

>>150282096
when was the last time the cops arrested someone for cp

Guehi nearly suffering enough brain damage to become a Scouser

>>150282091
MODS

>>150282076
It's fucking over, can't believe we're going to see another great Chris Wood season too, hit his prime in his 30's (just like me hehe)

>>150282110
This guy clearlakes

riggedmongs btfo by THE RULES

not a brilliant first half by chelsea but at least they kept a clean sheet

>>150282100
I agree. He is a good talent but definitely overrated.

>>150282110
Palmer is a Black man

>>150282056
I need black queen.
Too bad we only have Somalis here

>sanchez, caicedo, cucurella, jaoa pedro, colwill
why do chelsea have so many brighton players?

>>150282135
you meant police
yes, for that sanchez punch too

I thought chelsea were good they beat miami allstars to win world cup???

GILLETTE
THE BEST A MAN CAN GEEEEEET

if wirtz is like 145m i can't imagine how much wood is worth

>>150282167
Sky changed their super Sunday song. It's over

ok lads, got a spare £20 which OF should I sub too?

>>150282179
so did they stop that flame? did she finally let us go?

>>150282186
just have a quick wank and then get a kebab, you will thank yourself

>>150282162
Crystal Palace also won a pre-season competition so they should be equal.

>>150282186
I thought it was illegal in the uk

>>150282186

Get yourself a rotisserie chicken for dinner and save the rest, spacker

>>150282186
>please tell me which lazy whore to throw my small amount of surplus money at
kys mate

>>150282207
OF doesnt need ID for some reason yet

>>150282200
must you also include the wingstop part

stupid rule. I hate refs

Era?

>>150282226
you could feed million children using Wingstop MBG with that much money

>>150282229
yes

>>150282013
Nah after seing the replay that’s fair. Guehi literally just shoved Caicedo out of the way, pretty obvious free kick, not sure why VAR was even needed for that

Post slags (18+)

>>150282186
you are a lost cause, i has £20 spare today and I bought a book, chicken, carrots and coke zeo

>>150282262

The drain cover is made of sticks?

LADS, IM FROM THE FUTURE. COLE PALMER PISS MISSILE WINS IT.

>>150282272
how very boring

>>150282282

>paying to have a wank

>>150282272
>£20 spare today
do people actually live day to day like this? $20 spare TODAY?

What a great weekend, I fucking love soccer.

>>150282262
>Post slags

>>150281702
They dont need Wharton, when they already have future Balon D'or winner Kobie closest to Zidane I have seen Mainoo *sniggers*

>>150282272
Did you buy your boyfriend anything oooooor?

>>150282310
based

>>150282337
Ayyy lmao

>>150282332
I think soccer STINKS

Alright lads, who's opening the scoring?

CAM ON CHELSEA

>>150282354
FUCK YOU

>>150282356
Estêvão

>>150280958 (OP)
>0-0 semen slurper in the first half
I don't even want to bet on this shit match

>>150282356
eze

What did he mean by this?

>>150282337
zamn!

66 - C.Palmer (p)

What a world we live in. Robot slurs now get you fired

>>150282383

Nothing doing

>>150282272
i had a spare £20 the other day and bought a nice thick fillet steak from the waitrose meat counter, some asparagus and some baby mushrooms, cooked them all in the same skillet, gave the steak a nice sear, pink and juicy on the inside, a little colman's english mustard on the side, ate it all with a bottle of bordeaux, felt like a king

>>150282314
i only leave the house for the shops and have no human contact be that male or female

>>150282382
He's going to open fire on the BBC studios

>>150282382
I don't know the current lineup. I haven't watched it for years but I'm guessing there's a woman involved

>>150282408
ktim

>>150282403
Any chips or potatoes?

>>150282403

This is how an Englishman should spend 20 quid

>>150282403
lose some weight bro

>>150282391
kek

>I had a £20 spare the other day
I do not know that feel bros

>>150282414
there's a woman presenter

>>150282149
lol first time i've ever seen it enforced

>>150282439
>Kelly Cates, Mark Chapman and Gabby Logan
Yeah it's over

what are this estevao fella's footballing attributes?

>>150282422
Silence Schlomo

>Penmer hasn't scored from open play i the league since January

abaolutely fraudulent behaviour

Bros really getting excited for a Brazilian teenager like it's 1997 omds

>>150282422
i'm in pretty good shape for 40 tbqh

>>150282383
>>150282262
i would cum inside these niggers

Did they really need Gittens?

stinker and hooked

>>150282527
if stevao scores or assists, they won't

>>150282464
He’s basically Vini but not a hack
At least for now until he inevitably gets exposed

>>150282527
It doesn't feel like it, but then they're also after Xavi Simons supposedly

I have spent 90% of this match looking at my phone

this ref is shit

>>150282552
based black chelsea zoomer on the bench

this is going to finish 0-0

>Chelsea will now have a gold 'world champions' badge on their shirt until the end of the 2028/2029 season
fuck sake

couldn't they find a different abbreviation for crystal palace...

>>150282527
getting rid of Madueke probably worth it

>>150282575
Aren't they still doing the old format in the off years?

So the wider you build your wall, the further away you force the other team to be further from the goal. Interesting

Scum 0-3 Arsenal

I think chelsea and arsenal are tied for playing the most boring, dreadful fucking style of football in recent years

>>150282607
That's officially a different tournament now

>>150282595
i am not a degenerate so it's ok to me

>>150282636
Zoomers don't know who this is

>>150282610
And there's no limit to the number of 3 player walls

>>150282639
>>150282636
Why did they zoom in on Frenchie from The Boys

>Over 1 hour of playing time
>zero goals
SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
L
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P
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>>150282646
chelsea fans of a certain vintage will argue with a straight face he was better than salah

Delap in

Come on Estevao

>>150282674
We're more of a darts nation anyway

Man Utd XI: Bayindir; Yoro, De Ligt, Shaw; Dalot, Casemiro, Fernandes, Dorgu; Mount, Cunha, Mbeumo.

Arsenal XI: Raya; White, Saliba, Gabriel, Calafiori; Odegaard, Rice, Zubimendi; Saka, Gyokeres, Martinelli.

>>150282674
0-0 should be 0 points for both teams.

>>150282186
I also have a spare 20 but I put it on united to win.

>penmer

KEK

Damn that Crystal Palace center forward is a big nigga

>>150282694
>Martinelli
Where's ma boi Noni Madueke?

>>150282721
plays on the right doesn't he?

SHITSTEVAOOOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

not even olympiacos buys such shitty brazilian talento

Jesus just shoot lad.

Dogshit by estevao
Should have been a goal

wtf was that

>>150282741

Estevao has been Chelsea's best since he subbed on

just leave it for enzo you stupid monkey
fucking hell

>>150282636
>if you only knew how bad things really are

>estevao

what a bum

how have united ended up with better wingers than arsenal?

0-0 is the perfect score. Goals mean that someone made a mistake.

>>150282727
He could play on the left, like in the UECL final

We've seen enough. Bring on Delap.

>>150282801
They spent money.
It might work but I’m skeptical given how bad their defenders are.

>>150282801
they haven't

we've seen enough, buy sancho and/or garnacho

get delap on

i dont think we are going to win the league this

>>150282823
Yes they have. United may be shit but they have good players

>>150282823
saka has broken 10 non penalty league goals once in 8 seasons

BRING IN DEPLAP

I think soccer fans need to boo their own teams for slurping. Instead of clapping when some retard doesn't shoot then fiddles around, the shoots it way over the net, fucking boo him.

>>150282853
Very kwabby indeed

>>150282853
garnacho will fix this

so chelsea are still shit then

>>150282846
even if man u were capable of signing good players, which they aren't, they immediately become shit after a season there

Arsenal let off the hook with this

>manlet flops around screaming
Teh beautiful game this innit lads

Delap + Estevao combo soon

YES DELAP DELAP DELAP

nice to think maresca was watching this thread

Not a great game for chelsea but at least robert sanchez hasnt given away a sloppy lazy pass to the opponent leading to a goal

>>150282874
>manlet flops around screaming
many such cases

>>150282829
We and Crystal have similar playing styles, so they cancel each other out. We'll be top 4 still.

those shinpads are stupid

That should have been a straight red

That's a red surely

>>150282888
>trips
>captcha ends with an 8 too

based estevao

That should've been a red desu

>>150282898
>>150282899
>>150282904
these are the same people that claim "the game's gone"

To be fair, Mateta could have been sent off earlier as well for a second yellow..

estevao giving munoz the "welcome to the premier league" tackle

Really not sure which is worse, Newcastle vs Villa or this semen slurper.

>>150282866
50 bings to see if the spell was broken

>>150282917
Sounds like you are making things up in your head. I have never claimed such nonsense.

we are so back brentford bros

>>150282953

I think Brentford may go down

Insane how a team can look this average after spending £2 billion. Actually quite impressive.

Chelsea just doesn't look like they care very much

how many nignogs does chelsea have lmao

>>150282917
>pea brained chimp has a moment
>this is the sport

>>150282801
united don't play with wingers anymore, which is why they're trying to offload all their wingers

>missed the Liverpoo game
>missed the man Shitty game

So far the only live games I've watched are 0-0 slurpers. I'll be so fucking mad if Utd v Arse is also a slurper

>>150282990
No Trump to watch them play

>>150282990
I wouldn't care either if i earned 150k a week to live in zone 1 on an 8 year contract

>>150282997
They sure are doing their best to get all of them.

sanchez what a retard

palace spent exactly 2.3m btw

>>150283003
>I'll be so fucking mad if Utd v Arse is also a slurper
you're going to be so fucking mad lol

>>150283029
More than enough to draw Chelshit

why are all of chelseas sponsors tyre companies

so after failing time and again to find a competent enough winger, chelshit resorted to buying those nondescript generic semi-strikers like estavao delap joao pedro

>>150283035
Arteta put out an attacking minded side for once.

Yeah I think this semen slurping sport is not for me

>>150283040
stop noticing things

>>150282997
>>150283025
Your wife doesn’t respect this edgy racist shit, and she is getting blacked behind your back while she’s at work. Keep coping.

>>150283029
They have Glaze 'im man though. He's worth more than a hundred transfers.

forogt eze was playing

>>150283003
The Liverpool game was pretty similar to this except players scored their chances.

Man City game was like a friendly from both teams. Way too open and chill for a premier league game.

>>150283041
I think you forgot one more player
>Kittens

>>150283064
There are no blacks here m8.

>>150283074
he will be on loan to inter milan in a year

Eze saying goodbye

Last time you'll see Eze in a Palace shirt

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH GIVE ME A TIRED TEAM NOW

15 minutes until WSJ update lads

>>150283064
>american flag
every time

skeletor will fix this

>>150283096
Yep, delusional

>>150283003
Last 2 games were 1-1. It will be a slurp.

>Predator energy sponsors flashing by
Think they've got the wrong game, surely that's the arse sponsor

>fixed your team
>never received his flower

>>150283071
wlingz went awol but gakpo, ekitike, macallister could link up
currently, palmer, enzo and pedro were missing while neto and gittens never link up with those three
all blame to marezca

>>150282552
ktim footy is fucking boring

>>150283096
I sometimes wonder if they have school lessons where they just have to worship blacks, no way is that racial obsession healthy

>>150283064
why is being cucked by a negro so deeply rooted in the minds of americans?

>>150283064
you should have said bosnian

Delap looks much better than Pedro.

it's kinda disappointing that crystal palace cannot convince eze to stay

>>150283139
They do, we have them as well now

>>150283091
wall street journal? what update?

*shoots 50 feet over the net from outside the box*

Why?

have chelsea fans come back down to reality now?

>>150283064
I miss the days when trolls were funny. Now theyre just gay like you.

>>150283155
>leaving Glasnerball for >Spuds
His loss

>>150283064
kys

Yeah I'm thinking this team is getting nowhere near the title

Todd's wife told him to get off his phone

*we need more ...

todd posting in this thread

Palmer been ghosting again?

Is this a fucking joke? We aren’t even making it top 6

What a shitter kek

delap did more than pedro in that single shot

>>150283183
Customers*
and never, they'll be riding the memecup until the next few billion is thrown down

>>150283198
>He's going to make me fuck another one, isn't he?

>>150283201
Didn't notice he was playing.

Abramovich wouldn't have let this happen

>>150283200
No I’m not

>>150283201
he ghosts 90% of matches

lol

>>150283227
Sorry mate, we had to ban him from the country and seize his assets for being friends with Putler or something

jackson is better than these other shitters they're trying

heckin palace too strong

hahahahahaha holy shit theyre so bad

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

He skied it KWAB

LMAO

>0-0
I was right about dropping this shit

HOLY SHIT WHAT A SHITTER LMAO

Tf was that andrey

HAHAHAHA

lmao

nice finish lmao

fucking hell shooting practice for all

SANTOS YOU NIGGER

>>150283227
remember when he fucked prime emma watson in his box during a match?

why do soccer plays miss the net so much

duuuuude

Who is Santos? I completely missed him coming on

class finish

these brazilians just don't have the technical qualities of your english footballers

delap sleeping

>>150283292
he replaced enzo

>>150283292
Caicedo's back up

Maybe soccer players should focus more on shooting in practice instead of flopping

>>150283292
he came on for fernandez put the phone down

what is the correlation being between being bald and being a fraud?

Just going to become a full-time darts fan I reckon

But I thought a preseason friendly trophy meant they were challenging for the title this year?

>>150283281
they are low iq, instead of realising most of the time the goal is open they think it needs blasting through

Lifeless crowd, Chelsea is such a boring team.

FOR FUCKS SAKE NGUBU

>>150283309
marezca only sub off caicedo when he's broken, tired as fuck or crazy

sausage, eggs, chips and beans for tea

They're talking about adding Garnacho to this Chelsea side too HAHAHAHAHA

>>150283320
>preseason friendly trophy
Their opponents also won one

>>150283338
what sauce you going for lad?

>>150283318
10-20 years of littlerwinslol is no better than this 2bh

Honestly
And I genuinely mean this
This team under Poch would have won.

bunch of bums lol

GRIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMM

time for the penalty shootout

>billion quid bottlers
Chelshit should be demoted for that alone, throwing that much money at a squad just to be dogshit, nevermind the the absurd amount of foreign money and blyatnikovitch

>>150283361
brown obv

Palmer is the most overrated player in the world

Alright for the 1st game, should clean up with the Hammers next week if not we can begin to worry

World champions?

One draw down, one more to go.

what a match

palace got robbed by a bullshit rule

ARSE vs UTD in 30 bings

looks like it will be another scrappy battle for 4th place this seaon

>>150283423
>gets payed millions to do this

>>150283423
harry maguire is a better finisher than him

>>150283413
submit a written complaint

Another fucking season of dull as fuck football to look forward to it seems. Maresca is still playing a style of football that everyone learnt the counter to 10 years ago.

Now half the fucking league are going to play like that against Chelsea and the games will be boring as fuck.

>>150283413
The rule came in because teams were taking the piss, putting players on purely to literally force gaps in the wall. They were usually on the edge of being a foul so no matter what the refs decided it would piss someone off.

I didn't even know about that rule until today

Chelseabros... I though João Pedro was the greatest #9 to ever live and Estêvão was a Garrincha regen... What happened bros? Did we get tricked again?