Thread 150282211

Rockies edition.
News: mlb.com

Mariners!

please fuck my ass

if my team could win that would be so nice

Royals

>>150282254
bring it here big boy and I'll clean your pipes, you'll be walking bowlegged for days

Yu Darvish will restore the Dads' honor today - just you wait and see.

>>150282339
*approaches you from behind*

>>150282339
why are there so many gay colors in that vid?

Yankees.

>>150282339
>slices your nutsack off

>>150282435
lewd

>>150282339
>>150282623
doyarpacos studied the blade, the sweep is assured

>>150282413
sounds like someone forgot to take his meds this morning =/

Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see
Believe me

Saaaaailing

Carp (lost again)

>>150282875
Just like my marines

>>150282864
takes me awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
to where i've always hear it could be
just a dream and the wind to carry me
soon i will be free

I'm glad the doyers are winning their selfproclaimed world series this weekend, their fans were really losing moral and the sales were being affected

>>150282839
nah I feel fine gay guy

>>150282963
>>150282938
>claims to be japan
>posts during american hours
how does he do it?

>>150282938
>>150282963
my harem

>>150282973
I heard a rumor that Japanese people are from Japan, can you verify?

>>150282938
>>150282963
where's gal raleigh?
where's lass raley?
where's juliet rodriguez?
where's jess naylor?

>>150282989
>>150282963
>>150282938
paco jerks off to these

>>150282993
Actually incorrect, they're from Hell

>>150282993
they're han chinese who colonised the indigenous
ainu
never let them forget this

Good morning, let's avoid the sweep and at least try a different lineup that doesn't involve Arraez hitting second, best we can do is tie up the division :s

And I've got
Such a long way to go (long way to gooo)
To make it to the border of Mexicooo

So I'll riiide
Like the wiiind

Ride like the wind

GONNA RIDE LIKE THE WIND

>>150283053
It's literally over. Vedder Cup series is canceled.

So, is it going to be a Toronto-Milwaukee WS?

>>150283056
ONCE IN YOUR LIFE you fiiind her
someone that turns you heart around
and next thing you know you're closing down the town
wake up and it's still with you
even though you left her way cross town
wondering to your self hey what've I found

WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT BETWEEN THE MOON AND NEW YORK CITY

>>150283135
lolno

>>150283135
No both teams are peaking too early.

>doyerpacos think regular season wins matter
its going to be 2022 all over for them again kek

why is the Phillies/Nads game so fucking early?

>>150283399
roku

its going to be a world series rematch

haters will disagree

>>150283449
I disagree.

>>150283449
I disagree and also I hate you

My poodres finna get swept today :(

Mariners/Mets game today is going to be a little wacky. MLB Little League Classic @ Williamsport, PA.

>>150282254
Go, Cubs, Go!

>>150282275
You're not ERG....you're an impostor
Someone notify the good inspector

>>150283641
my mariners are the REAL little league team, da mets don't gotta chance!

Chadres literally won those games they just ended with less runs

>>150283690
*fewer runs

>>150283670
metsiners is so fucking based and epicsauce

>>150283697
Sorry for my English its not my mother tongue

Happy sunday /mlb/ hope you went to church today. For me? its a latin high mass

Thinking about the New York Yankees

>>150283772
I saw a Latina with a high ass

>>150283807
I'm a Latino with a gaped ass

>>150283869
go braves btw

>>150283785
lol same

>>150283772
Fake religion full of pedophiles

>>150283421
>baseball in the morning
kinda comfy but weird

>>150283928
but enough about judaism

>>150283669
My bad

>>150283623
>Angels score at least 20 runs and sweep Dodgers
>meanwhile my poodres can muster up two run

Dodgers literally did nothing in that series and still won that series, I went to sleep the moment doyers scored 5, I knew these niggas weren't gonna score against a shitty 6 era bullpen lmao

>>150283928
but enough about the efficacy of public schools

>>150283949
this is probably the only morning game of the week for east coasties
>>150284028
it was instantly shit so I just watched a recording of the seahawks preseason game

>>150284159
Winky....

>>150284028
that just means the doyerpacos spiritually lost those games kek

>>150284159
Manfred’s deadballs with higher seams just aren't fair. Look at what's happening to guys like Juan Soto and Ben Rice.

>>150284264
Much prefer live, throbbing balls. Monzter balls

>>150284028
>>150284077
sit the fuck down!

Manfred hates NY.

Subway World Series 2026.

>>150284159
brewers have scored the most runs while having the lowest barrel% and among lowest hard hit balls

>>150283421
roku means death in japanese, so instead they use the word Shi for the streaming device

>>150284159
We need to get that number up.

>>150284159
I'll say the same thing I say when wincy posts shit like this

none of the top 10 teams listed are divisional leaders, therefore it's a meaningless metric

Mets have to win this series and get back on track.

>>150284499
why did someone photoshop ohtani's face on this female?

Why does baseball have more retarded/convoluted statistics than any other sport?

>>150284515
show penis

Benjamin Kimball Rice

>>150284515
That's a man

>>150284499
Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

Hey Stankee AI slop poster and Mest gook poster, please come to our concert.

>>150284515
that's the only valable excuse for such pitoyable tits

>>150282339
>Having to rely on oji-san Darvish to not get swept at Dodger Stadium
That's cute, BAU BAI!

>>150284685
You're brown.

>>150284704
based
kneel before him, timmy toid

>>150284627
The gookposter and I don't agree on a lot of things, but I think we can agree that you're a faggot.

>>150284685
I will not tolerate this disrespect.

You cried in front of me
You died in front of me

>>150284685
weren't you exiled?

>>150284693
Hey, that's ours!

>>150284773
39 years old is considered ancient for an active pitcher

no one cares doyerpacos

>>150284614
>>150284635
she's not a man but I would prefer a genuine answer to my question instead of your transvestigation brainrot

>>150284800
I'll be taking my leave again omce the Dodgers sweep the stinky Poodres in San Diego.

imagine being a fan of a sports team that actively engages with trannies and anime fags even going so far as to let them into their park and giving permission to infect the public with their cum and piss stained clothing

go phils

>>150284858
It didn't seem like a serious question. Sorry.

>>150284894
Stay salty Filthy

MORE SMOL BAWL

I can haz smol bawl?

>>150284894
>hololive night
wow the Dodgers really are trying to corner the pedophile market, huh?

>>150284858
Nice bulge

BOHMER
great to see

B OHM BOUMB WELCOME BACK LIL BUDDY

>>150284693
kek!

doyerpacos will get BTFO tonight, lose the rookies series and then get swept in SD

>>150284999
How are Hololive fans pedos when many of them are married and hold white collar jobs?

>>150284693
>>150285041

>>150284817
No M's you're going to win the division! We have faith in you! All of /mlb/ believes in you! You're the mother fucking M's!

My Phillies scoring runs early on the early game??

Give it up for dem cubbies!

what the fuck is a hololive

>>150285090
Red Sox and Mets?

>>150285152
That's too many fucking teams and they're problematic scum.

>>150285140
But the Cubbies already gave up...

>>150285124
It was a tie anyway

>>150285130
maybe they need more morning games

>>150285101
I doubt many holopedos are married, but being married doesn't stop someone from being a pedo

Thomson needs to have Nola on a short leash. He looks great but you just know if he's left in too long he'll have a total meltdown of an inning.

>>150285101
Classic doyerpedo cope

>August 23rd is CandyDoll night at Dodger Stadium!
>First Pitch thrown out by LeraB!

>>150284858
sexo

>>150285110
What possessed Tatis to make such a homosexual gesture here?

what if they used pencil bats in The Sandlot? That would’ve been so friggin epic

>>150284894
doyers will never recover from this

>>150285348
Ohtani gambled on him to do it

>>150285370
I rather have them than Poodrepacos.

>>150285456
mow my lawn paco

>volpe off day
Boone on suicide watch.

cardinals on the grid!

you now remember this

>>150285641
A robot would never

If a batter gets on base safely on a hit, they must perform a Roman salute back to the dug out.

>>150285619
RIP Chris Duncan, man

>>150285688
based schwarber

>>150285605
He's been playing well. Do you remember how many errors he had? If you guessed 16, you'd be correct. Now can you guess how many he's had since then? If you said anything other than 0, you're wrong. He's been doing well, and I think he deserves a break. I'm not expecting stellar defense from Cabby since he's been an absolute OBP and SB machine either, so just a heads-up. Everyone is working hard. You gotta give some lenience.

>>150284858
>ask dumb question
>post goon material
>WAAAA ANSWER ME SEWIOUSLY GUIES!!!

Why is no one going to touch Nolan Ryan's career strike outs or let alone reach 5,000 Ks?

>>150284879
Fuwawa despises the doyers and pacos in general

>>150285786
because no one else is going to play 27 seasons

>>150285348
fellas, is it gay to eat pussy?

>>150285786
Nolan Ryan is one of the greatest vets in the game. NL pitching is undefeated.

>>150285549
you rent

>>150285641
>xe relies on the box on tv
>ignores that the strikezone is a 3d shape and not a 2d plane

Nats have something in terms of a young core; hopefully, they make something of themselves. I love their new city connects; it has to be the best one I've seen thus far.

Will Smith with the hat trick last night

SELL THE TEAM POHLADS YOU LIMP DICK CASTRATOS

>>150285786
because the league leading innings pitched last year was 208. and it's only going to fall further.

>>150285605
what's it like to allow a player a day off, or at least to just DH?

>>150285786
baseball reference will find the negro league dead sea scrolls and some guy named Papa Foreskins will have 9,000 stikeouts

ffs take Nola out already he's clearly losing it

thanks thomson you fucking retard
>>150285312
called it

>>150285927
i like how machimpo was blowing his bubble thinking he's so cool and then chimps out with his burst bubble after being called out

>>150285931
>it's only going to fall further
It's not. We've reached the point where overusing the bullpen has become a huge detriment due to the increase of late innings collapses. Teams are now hoping each starter can at least record 18 to 21 outs, match ups be damned.

>>150285937
It depends on the player. Anthony Volpe is the starting shortstop of the New York Yankees, and he has premier defense along with a sneaky poppy bat. He's being replaced with an equally impressive player, so you just kind of weigh the odds and ends and figure out what you might be missing or might add to today’s game.

>>150286002
>>150285927
why does paco come here to talk to himself instead of the discord

>>150285927
kek poodres

HOW MUCH LONGER ARE YOU LEAVING NOLA IN FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>150286054
>>150286032

Lilies sisters oh no no no

>wait until Nola implodes and give up 6 runs
Thomson still has no feel for when to take a starter out

>>150285927
My poodres can't run..

>>150286073
>>150286079
It's Nola's first fucking start back from months of injury, he should've been taken out after he gave up 2 runs in that inning. He clearly was starting to lose it but Thomson kept him in until he gave up 6 ffs

>>150285927
MACHIMPO KEK!

>>150286010
Yeah there's definitely some RETVRN TO TRADITION this year. Thank God too, the 4 2/3rds "starter" thing was awful

>>150285948
lol

>>150286141
As a Mets fan I know this pain all too well

>>150286010
I disagree. I’ve been saying for probably almost 20 years now that taking out a pitcher for absolutely no reason other than pitch count is retarded, yet it still happens consistently. (see last night’s Giants game for evidence)

>>150285927
Fire you 1b coach this is embarrassing.

>>150286182
It's infuriating. You don't let your pitcher out there to save fucking bullpen arms when he's coming back from missing most of the season.

>>150286210
Spanish speaking mass doesn't start until 1pm, cope and seethe miguel

korean women love ball
>Baseball’s hottest trend in Korea isn’t on the field — it’s in the stands.
>Women in their 20s are turning ballparks into weekend destinations, packing seats in coordinated jerseys, flashing photo cards like VIP passes and singing team anthems loud enough to rival the stadium speakers. With brand pop-ups, poolside views and mascot merch drops, the game has become a full-blown lifestyle event where style, fandom and sport collide.
>Women made up more than 48 percent of spectators in the 2024 season, with those in their 20s accounting for about 30 percent, according to the Korea Baseball Organization (KBO). Their presence is clear on social media, ticketing platforms and YouTube channels.

>>150286141
Very unfortunate, he should have been taken out earlier, yes

>>150286236
at least 20 surgeries between these 2 women

>>150285927
i thought the doyers sucked at holding runners

>>150286141
He never should have been put in.

>>150284159
Based Brewers remembered there's more to beybaw than just GRUG HIT HOMERUN. Small ball appreciators stay winning.

>>150286257
and zero ass to show for it

>>150285948
Hearty chuckle for Papa Foreskins

>>150286236
Korean baseball should make good pitching the hot trend because they suck at it

>>150286236
Built for BHC (Big Heroes Cock)

Please peep me

New rule: ignore early nu's and muncy nu's

cope on 'em!

>>150286257
>women

>>150286508
good luck with that, bro

>>150286230
oh no no no

>>150286508
accurate

>>150286571
>>150286588
same poster

>>150286508
I already do that.

my boy weston comes through again

AA Binghamton

>>150286668
based!

>>150286719
I don't need to watch AA because my team is already half AA players!

Giancarlo Stanton mentioned

God loves me.

this is embarrassing...

>>150286932
>pls gib money

>>150286932
poodres lol pathetic

>>150286932
wait a minute... enhance!

>>150286963
to be fair it's a fucking 11:30 am start time

>>150286932
chadres lol stuntin'

>>150287012
New Dodger fans wouldn't understand attendance rates for Sunday games.

>>150287012
that makes it even easier to get to, have you ever been to DC? Sunday Morning the commute would be bare, as opposed to worrying about your safety going after 5pm

It's a great day for a sweep

>>150287036
the earliest doyer games are at 6pm because LA is impossible to get around after 9am

>>150287038
>worrying about your safety
Yeah, the FBI tyrants need to stop enforcing curfew in the safest city in America.

>>150286236
i think zoomers will rediscover baseball when they realize how fake/gay/manufactured football and basketball are

>>150286973
>popeyes
This is a Cane's general.

>>150287117
It's Bo Berry Time, pard

>>150287069
only thing you're sweeping are the floors at taco bell paco

>>150287116
matt pacafee is singlehandedly keeping the nba alive

>>150287038
i went to DC last fall, stayed like five or six blocks north of the WH, maybe I'm just used to NYC but I thought it was pretty clean and orderly, I walked around downtown all day and at night too, no problems whatsoever, even saw groups of fags and women walking around like it was no big deal.

Where is the bad stuff people are talking about?

I'm thinking 15 today brewbros

>>150287173
>spics
>in canada
blud can't even get his schizo racewar buzzwords straight

>>150287116
I can't get into football. I don't know any of the players, and I don't care. It seems way less personal with the overhead cameras showing a jumble of players. I can't even recognize them because of their helmets, and you don't even see the names on their backs.

dodgers really do be living in ya'lls head rent free lol

>>150287117
Retard, this is a Caneseye genny.

>>150287223
>stayed inside the national mall area
lucky

>>150287253
I like both, but I don't like basketball. Hockey is fine.

>>150287241
>blud
Cram it, jeet!

>>150287257
ironic :^)

>>150287241
you're brown jose

>>150287338
my brown jose what?

>>150287325
>>150287338
no saars! please forgive! benchod! i was trained at xfinity call center!

>>150287310
it was the Hilton right there, nothing fancy... but yea it was really nice. I enjoyed walking around the city actually.

I guess it's a Congolese ghetto somewhere there but if it's just a bunch of blacks killing each other then what do I care?

my brewers are on soon
you WILL watch us hit groundballs into the holes and you will like it

>>150287365
>you're
Looks like we got a live one, Jeet iq on display.

>>150287397
they no longer stay confined to their approved areas

what is wrong with this general?

>>150287397
>>150287418
>ITS DA NOGS
Stop oppressing them, you white supremacist cucks.

>>150287408
I will be listening to the Jays radio in the shower, but when I scrub my balls I'll laugh a little remembering your post. This will be the most I've thought about the brewers ever.

the based phillies induce wogseethe

>>150287253
I used to be like this, but I respect the actual game and enjoy watching it so I got into it. That was a while ago but I was where you were because I didn't grow up playing football.

>>150287408
sewers collapse today and will get swept by the cubbies

>>150287451
>using a slur even in a strawman argument
yikes

>>150287418
that's why I asked where is it rough... I didn't see it while I was there. I didn't see tent cities like I did in Austin and while I did see homeless it wasn't the feral lunatics I see in NYC or Pittsburgh.

Not saying I know anything about DC just saying that I didn't see the war zone they are talking about.

why do wogs in new jersey root for a team in philadelphia?

>>150287488
do not reply to chikaneer

>>150287513
The Mets fucking suck.

>>150287513
Jersey and Delaware are Philadelphia suburbs.

>>150287476
Argentin-em!

>>150287408
some real students of the game on that team. scrappy dogs like Frelick mixed with hardnosed ballplayers like Contreras.
And they’re still doing this while Chourio and Collins are out.

>>150287513
north jersey roots for nyc teams and south jersey roots for philly teams

What is he talking about?

>>150287556
>using your own filtered phrases
mindbroken

>>150287513
“New Jersey needs it own team” - no one

>eovaldi into skenes
our strength of opposing starters is retarded, it never ends

we won the election
you lost

>>150287593
For me, it's the Jersey Devils, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and New York Yankees.

>>150287568
how did argentina get an obelisk

>>150287622
it's not gonna be any easier in October

>>150287593
New Jersey has three pro teams four if you count divegrass

>>150287642
they stole it from us like how that guy stole the Pyramids in Despicable Me

>>150287632
Based 73-year-old Bronx exile retiree living in Palm Bay.

Nice pick off Jose

fuckin got'em

>casty hr
Oh fuck

>>150287665
and 2 of them claim NY kek

>>150287642
it was a gift from senor hitler that he stole from egypt

>>150287702
Oh fuck -em!

why do queens wops discriminate against joisey wops?

>Berríos was a SS in his high school days
This is so common here too, almost all our pitchers doubled as infielders for the youth team. Kids who grow up exclusively as pitchers lack grit.

>>150287769
sportsmanship and the thrill of the hunt

Tu quoque

Is 1968 the best year when it comes to legends that were born in that time?
>Bagwell
>Sosa
>Nomo
>Salmon
>Sheff
>Robbie
>Knoblauch
>Piazza
>Bernie
>Hentgen
>Moose

>>150287848
literally who?

tennis racket

>>150287848
1968 was also one of the best years of baseball we ever had

Why isn't Rowdy pitching? Jays need to get to work I want to hear Rowdy pitch.
Thanks Vladdy.

>the same lineup from yesterday

Welp, I guess Dodgers gonna have a lead in the division now, way to give them momentum, Shildt :/ I got no hope from Rockies either lol no offense

>>150287848
I know like 3 of those guys

>>150287891
You gotta put the shitters in if you want to win.

Literal who's.

>>150287888
>year of the pitcher sox
>cardinals losing to that fuckhole tigers team because lou brock doesn’t know how to slide into home

Nu fren here, my bru cru is winning again yay!

>>150287624
america lost

>>150287577
he slips into it all the time, literally bot tier

>>150287848
t01dz be having last names like pizza, salmon and moose kek

>>150287938
Milwaukee is an elite team

>>150287938
>yay!
I'm so happy.

get FUCKED (((washington)))

2 former Jays hurting us

Jays what the FUDGE are you doing?

>>150287891
The Padres get gifted a golden opportunity to take control of the division and they fall flat on their faces. How embarrassing

We are 3/5ths of the way to nu tho.

Milwaukee are an elite team.

>>150287891
I still think the Dres take the win today. Glasnow games are hit and miss and my doggies are allergic to sweeping teams.

KIRKO

Kirk's too big for the jacket

>>150288152
pls, no bully

>>150287996
>sewers
>the guaranteed collapse every post season
>elite
???

>>150287996
is Milwaukee a shithole? I always heard it was but the stadium looks nice and I thought maybe one day I'd visit to see them play the Mets.

>>150287996
I think the Indians should be on here and maybe the who sox

>>150288242
you mean the guardians

Give it to me!!!

Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD tonight?

>>150288185
All it takes is 1 to make it not guaranteed anymore

>>150288260
if they drop another series then they will be in trouble

Good challenge

>>150287848
Jeff Bagwell is the boomers version of Mike Trout. Ton of potential, refused to juice, suffered season ending injuries repeatedly, will appear as a token DH in a world series in his final season (lose)

ITFCB

>>150288291
looks like a 12 year old, pedo

>almost all home grown lineup
You love to see it

>>150288228
It’s nice. if you’re from NYC it’ll feel really quiet and clean but also possibly boring. Miller Park is nice, what it lacks in aesthetic it makes up for in cleanliness and amenities. I’d get the scout seats behind and above home plate

it's up!

>>150288410
>buddy kennedy

>>150288405
yea i dont mind spending money for nice seats. Ill keep it in mind. I think I need to go to Chicago first and see the Cusb stadium.

>>150288410
>nobody gets a day off because...well I said so

ronny FAGGOT
spencer FAGGOT

>>150288410
Who the fuck is Buddy Kennedy

one of the highlights of the season just happened in the Boston Miami game

good morning chadres nation, just remember we only need to win today to keep the division tied. then we simply stay competitive with the jints and the dodgers offense will die at coors, leading to an easy sweep at petco!

>>150288446
lel

>>150288446
sox should have something catholic on them

i think he's RFK Jr's kid?

JAKEY JAKEY JAKEY JAKEY JAKEY JAKEY JAKEY

no...NO!!!

>eagles chant at nationals park
CBP South

sit the FUCK down!!!

bader reminds me of mr perfect and im not even gay

>>150288495
PEEgles kek!

kyle cucker kek ugh

>>150287769
>>150287802

>>150288511
>and im not even gay
Prove It

>>150288596
I dont get it

>>150288446
Kek it's kino

Clayton Beeter on the bump!

Jays....

shut up you fucking faggot

>>150288670
Blow gays losin'?

>>150288479
what happened?

>>150288670
Jose's not looked good lately

>>150288720
the greatest catch ever and then his glove fell off and he dropped the ball over the fence for a HR

A sweep of the Cardinals will put us up.

>>150288742
kwab

Happ slapp!

>>150288742
so not a real catch. no participation trophies here

>>150287891
Hey! They put O'hearn in finally over Iglesias. Also remember, we've been outhitting the dodgers in every game this series and probably would've scored easily in the first inning if we didn't keep telling them to steal. Our loss yesterday was down to Cease walking too many guys.

jazz sb #19

>>150288742
kek it's like the naked gun decapitation

>>150288770
20 actually.

20/20 club fellas.

best 2b in the al.

>>150288742
.webm?

>>150288792
>statpaddding bags against Jose Trevino

>>150288769
sex with your sister while you watch

>>150288754
>kwab
sneed

>>150288742
>>150288796

>>150288859
that wouldn't have happened in a real baseball stadium

>>150288859
fengay kek

>>150288742
>>150288859
I was promised a glove falling off, I was gravely disappointed

maybe build your walls taller so shit like this doesn't happen (looking at you boston and new york)

>>150288859
>if he misses it it's a ground rule double
KWAB

>>150288859
kekini

>>150288886
>idiot can't predict the trajectory of a ball
it either eeks over the fence, or bounces off the top about 2" from home run and is a double or triple (depending on how the fielder recovers)

William "Wild Bill" Warren Rookie Ace

>>150288926
He backed up into the doors and his arm went over. It would have been short and bounced over the fence.

wild bill on the bump!

Why is Seth seething?

barfy doos

>>150288954
watch again, in slow motion

>>150288871
sillier things have happened before

>>150288967
His leg is extended but not yet to the doors when he gets the ball, the momentum carries him into the doors, and then the collision causes the ball to pop out after being placed over the fence after the catch and crash.

>>150288983
what about the one where the ball bounces off his head?

La Makinabros we are cooked

>>150288999
weird obsession with being wrong, even stat cast says you're wrong

>blow gays
kek!!!

>>150288985
inches away from grand slam, shame the fans didn't interfere :(

>>150289013
>the computer chip in the ball says so
Nigga I watched those nerds steal 15 feet from Cole Young a few weeks ago I don't trust those dummies.

>>150289013
>even stat cast says you're wrong

onto that blow gays blowpen!

>>150288983
how does this happen?

>>150289035
>>150289059
KEK i got the chikaner seething again :^)

>>150289077
*messes with texas*

THE WAVE! THE FANS ARE DOING THE WAVE!!

>>150289063
The wrong Canadian team moved.

>>150289101
i dont know who chikaner is

>GAYrrett BLOWchet
uh FAGston...

>it was 6-0
kek fuck off

>>150289134
aquatic niggas mentioned!

>>150289134
that's something xe would say

why is there a balk every game this season?

>eovaldi
Blow gays thought they were gonna sweep Kekini

>>150289135
>doubting the best pitcher in the major leagues

>>150289176
there ain't tho

>>150289208
>the best pitcher
Yankboomers think like that, tho.

>>150289134
>>150289154
frognigga thread

based frogbros

MARLINS

Ya gotta beat the Sox today.

For my grandfather's blood pressure.

sit the FUCK down!!!

walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!

SIT down stupid fucking KWAB bitch!

Attainning assad

STRIKE THREE LOOKING AT THE ANKLES

>>150289376
is it okay to pee in the shower? asking for a friend at the gym

what team does he support?

That was inside.

>>150289419
and they said you can't steal first…

no...NO!!!

What an inning.

no...NO!!!

>>150289386
well in your case squat in the shower

Paul Goldschmuck smoked us

He's just too quick chuds.

walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!

RYMAC IN THE GAP
RYMAC IN THE GAP
CASHMAN WON THE DEADLINE

YES!!!

YES!!!

>>150289386
at home, yeah because it saves water. but doing it in a gym shower is gross

BAT AROUND
BAT AROUND
BAT AROUND
CABBY IN THE GAP
FIX THE GAP
CASHMAN WON THE DEADLINE

[!]The Brewers are losing[!]

sit the FUCK down!!!

BOOM HEADSHOT

>venezolANO warming up
cards kek

>>150289533
wtf, what game are you watching?

no...NO!!!

>>150289549
red cox

walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!

>>150289557
I prefer the chicago variant

Boone…?

>>150289516
they were losing yesterday

>bases loaded in pooston again
>0 outs

KEK TRASHTROS

>>150289587
correction: bases are now empty

0 outs

Boone is safe, who the fuck got ejected? The bat boy?

guardy doos kek

FAGston’s bullpen…yikes.

The Yankees are feasting today.

>it was our framing coach
Umpydoos kek!!!

Tanner Swanson did nothing wrong. Umps need to be stopped.

No recyclings!

Attaeye Ian!

>>150289660
Fact, behead all muncy threads. Relegate them to the archives.

>pooston all season
"we'll be better when we get our players back from IL"
>get players back from IL
4-15 in august

>>150289660
muncydoos kek!!!

Once a Leones, always a leones! ESCOGIDOOOOO!

Never in my life will I post in a m*ncythread. do you realize how long I had to wait for this new general?

>>150289681
but it's only August 17th...

Attacontact nico

>>150289660
It's not nu unless it's nu, say NO to mustymuncy threads.

>>150289699
reckerbros?

muncypacos seething kek

It’s over. It was over since Javi had to be taken out due to illness. Dubin get ready to learn chinese buddy.

>>150289699
this, but canadian.

GRAND

SALAMI

>>150289728
>implying
Asstros

Dodgers in 30 minutes

>>150289746
>detoilet

>dwight's ox have a no hitter against the royals right now
no way

>>150289762
How unfortunate

Fagsby slap!

TOTAL UMP DEATH
KILL ALL UMPS
TOTAL UMP DEATH
KILL ALL UMPS

Dansby triple!

>>150289777
checked

>>150289773
Fine

Semien is mashin' against my Jays

>walker
ay, this nigga looks like Popeyes eyes popping man

>sewers
kek gaysconsin's run ends now

nobody cares jeetkaner

stay hydrated sports fans. its hot out there

FUCK YOU WEISSERT
FUCK YOU CORA

the jints got fucked hard in the devers trade

>Yohel Bozo
Cardydoo ‘em!

sit the FUCK down tardinals

BREWS FINNA LOSE

>>150289790
ABS SOON

>>150289839
should’ve been a reds sweep

>>150289826
And people were calling Buster Posey a genius for this move

>>150289826
kek vagiants

>>150289819
correct

>>150289845
Forgive them, they know not what they do.

wild bill...no...NO!!!

This is a quality start believe it or not.

resd are gonna blow it, aren't they

Non-Muncy nu.
>>150289892
>>150289892
>>150289892
>>150289892

>Matz
Red Sox punting this one

>>150289681
>only 2 players back from the IL that matters (Pena/Javier)
>spaghetti is absolutely ass
>dubin has been beyond ass
>rookie jacob melton doesn’t move the needle
>still don’t have Jake Meyers
>still don’t have Yordan
>still don’t have Parades
>still don’t have the pitcher 3 musketeers JP France/Luis Garcia/Lance McCullers
>lost one of our best players in Josh Hader for the season most likely
>Cam Smith has run out of gas after never having played this much before
Not anywhere near full strength and players coming off the IL aren’t going to be 100% for a bit. Don’t run when it comes anon.

LFG MARSEE!

>>150289926
kek

FUCK YOOOOOOUUUUU

venezolANO status?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH RESD

>>150289952
>FUCK YOOOOOOUUUUU
?

Panama status? Coconut bros…

the brewers are not real

>>150289994
Peralta and Miz seem pretty legit.

BellGIDPnger

trill warren bros...

nu
>>150290031
>>150290031
>>150290031
nu

announcer rage lol