Thread 150282557

THE FIRST SUPER SUNDAY OF THE SEASON, A COLOSSAL CLASH BETWEEN TWO GIANTS OF THE ENGLISH GAME

KICK OFF AT 4:30PM UK TIME

MAN UTD: Bayindir; Shaw, Yoro, De Ligt; Dalot, Mount, Casemiro, Shaw; Fernandes (c); Cunha, Mbeumo.
>SUBSTITUTES: Heaton, Fredericson, Heaven, Maguire, Mainoo, Ugarte, Diallo, Sesko, Zirkzee.

ARSENAL: Raya; White, Saliba, Magalhaes, Calafiori; Zubimendi, Rice, Odegaard (c); Martinelli, Saka; Gyokeres.
>SUBSTITUTES: Arrizabalaga, Mosquera, Timber, Lewis-Skelly, Merino, Nwaneri, Trossard, Madueke, Havertz.

>>150282557 (OP)
The 'None of These are Winning the Title' Derby.

0-5

>2 giants of the English game
>No titles for over a decade
Kek

Mount false 9 like he was against Fiorentina

gooners, where we at

>Catshit/Poono midfield
>Anonymount false 9
/mug/chads we FEASTING

What’s the deal with Bayindir? Was he that good for Fenerbahce that he’s starting or is Onana kill?

Last two digits are the final score

>>150282729
God I fucking wish. Would be an amazing start for me arse.

>>150282726
He's unironically worse than Onana

>>150282726
Onana just not fit yet

>>150282557 (OP)
>Casemiro as DM
>False 9
Holy shit this is gonna be fucking brutal. Ruben Amorim will get what he deserves today

Who can actually stop them?

>old man Casemiro starting
>Amad benched
>Mason meme

>>150282776
Technically, themselves. They’ve been 2nd for 3 years straight for a reason.
Either that or EL VAR SINSON

>>150282776
Pic related

how many chicken sandwiches today?

>>150282856
Is he actually fat or just stocky? I don't watch football closely enough to know

>>150282856
Try scoring a freekick around that one-man wall

>>150282880
that pic is unedited

>>150282897
>tf
>tp

>>150282776
The fullbacks are the weak link, one can't defend and the other has been ruined by injuries. Both going up against the new united wingers.

>>150282557 (OP)
Shaw playing TWO positions?
That's crazy

already getting stressed thinking about Bruno giving the ball away. Wish we'd have sold him

If this isn't better than the Chelsea match then I'm ending it all

>>150282897
not everything is about liverpool, la

>>150282923
Kek, that was meant to be Dorgu. Not even sure how I wrote it twice.

opinions on manchester?

>>150282942
it's arsenal lad

>>150283006
It ranges everywhere from shit to fucking shit

i'm starting to think we're not getting baleba, unitedbros...

>mount
>shaw
>dalot
congratulations arsenal

Will this also be a slurpa

>>150282776
They have a creativity problem

>>150282912
>3 of the back 4 are manure players
>arse conceded 34 goals in the EPL last season, manure conceded 54
>arsen conceded 52 goals in 58 games in all comps (0.9) while manure conceded 82 in 59 (1.4)

can' t decide who i want to lose more

>no soogsposting
Shit thread
Also, Yanited's midfield will be raped

Coonier
Coony

>>150283102
With that yanited defence? No I expect 3-0 to the arsenal and a great start to the season for /mug/

>>150282557 (OP)
i love soccer lads, utd look shit but im tipping 1-1

>>150283205
by who, zubimendi? ahahahahah

united win 3-1
sesko scores 2 off the bench

season over today for the team, whoever loses today

>>150283297
screen capping this for /mug/ later

>>150283323
a draw it is then

God Six chads what we saying? Draw obviously ideal but think United might need the points more in the long run

>>150282557 (OP)
2 biggest spenders (and lolcows) in PL

cant believe we got el bantico on opening weekend
thank you based barclays
this should happen every year

>>150283375
>biggest spenders
You mean biggest net spenders.

ready for the season lads

YANITED WINS

Who's ready for another Onana masterclass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB4seFTkT8s

>>150283375
wtf
where are city and chelsea?

surely can't be worse than the Chelsea match

>>150283375
>in PL
Pic says in Europe, and I think it's safe to say the world (although perhaps saudi lolcows save them)

nice jobs nbc
give more salty facts

>>150283431
He's not playing

>tfw our players hate us, the fans
grim.

I shall be locked in for this exquisite viewing. We truly have been blessed with having the /arse/mug/ Derby on opening weekend.

>united's #1 summer target signs for arsenal
>arsenal's #1 summer target signs for united
could be tasty

I think it's fair putting cunha up front
mbeumo looked smarter in the preseason

>>150283450
its onanover...

WTF is this lil nigga amorim doing is he a fucking meme? casemiro, shaw, dalot, mount and bayindir?? really??

>>150283456
Never seen anyone look more like a corpse than Garnacho, and I'm including actually corpses in that

>>150283479
onana only just came back from injury a few days ago, missed the entire preseason

>>150283469
inb4 hes gone full retard and put mount or bruno at false 9

>>150283468
morata/lukaku type of situation
(meaning both will flop)

>Mount
>Shaw
>Casemiro
Amorim you filthy fraud.

>>150283461
its truly a blessing
thank you jesus for this comedy we are about to receive

I thought being a gooner was made illegal in England.

>>150283468
such a weird one because they both fit the other's squad/playing style a lot better
think it just came down to gyokeres twerking so hard for arsenal early in the summer

>>150283469
hojlundbros...

>>150283497
i think he's gambling, the one who pays shit gets replaced by sesko

YANITED YANITED YANITED

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1957096162994917816
come on guys, DO BETTER

is it my internet or have all the streaming gone to shit?

you can never guess full amorim's XI, it's like it's just Bruno and some random combination he pulls from lottery box

>play well last season
>swears at the fans
>permabenched
amad bros...

>>150283549
they were scared to do rashford because the racism police would take it the wrong way

>>150283527
>such a weird one because they both fit the other's squad/playing style a lot better
I think the opposite. Sesko looks much better playing counterattacking football and Gyökeres looks much better in a possession style football.

>>150283469
>hojlund
>garnacho
>antony
>sancho
all still united players btw

could see one of these teams winning this is if the other team lets in more goals than them

>>150283447
this is what i am talking about

>>150283006
slag capital of the north

also amorim has a weird hard-on to Mount for some reason

/mug/bros...how we feeling?

>>150283577
nah, he'll play a lot this season, mostly at right wingback but he'll get some minutes as one of the 10s as well
dalot's only playing in front of him when amorim's thinking defensively

>>150283620
optimistic given yanited's starting xi

The first /mug/ of the season is here, lads!

>>150283605
>for some reason
He is a homosexual.

digit is the minute where Mount gets subbed out due to injury

>>150283578
honestly a valid concern, takes it from petty vandalism to HATE CRIME territory

Lmao Arsenal won't win this

>>150283620
Arsenal's last win at Old Trafford was 5 years ago, before that it was 14 years ago.

Where this match streams? I want to watch Swedish excellence.

>>150283594
>neglects to mention sesko did that in germany and gyokeres did that in portugal
grim

>>150283658
Viaplay

Who are the good guys?

>>150283581
And malacia too apparently

Damn look at that united lineup they're so fucked

don't mind me lads, just going to warm up
SO

If it’s 0-0 or 1-1 with both Sesko and Gyokeres scoring I will be very upset

>>150283456
she cute

>>150283594
why would someone get the front of their neck tattooed

LADS

>>150283006
Not been in nearly 20 years. The Trafford Centre was alright.

>>150283682
if it's 0-0 with both sesko and gyokeres scoring I'll be more interested in the space time ramifications

>>150283688
Degeneracy. Men have forgotten God. Result of a Masonic world order.

what a shite line up
jesus

Reminder that Mbeumo scored 20 league goals last season. Can't wait to see us finally score some goals this season.

Can someone please explain to me why Man United are so obsessed with playing Mount?

>>150283672
both of them

/mug/ status?

>>150283729
sunk cost fallacy

>We either get /mug/ or an early Arse spergout
/tlf/

Solid Man U win.

9 BINGS

>>150283729
he's their best presser

>>150283729
he has high energy (until he kwabs himself again and again)

I know he's become a bit of a meme, but Hojlund just isn't even on the bench all of a sudden? After being part of preseason squad and scoring and looking better Amorim just drops him completely?

>>150283729
Obsessed? There are no other options.

Today the Debatte will be settled : blundershitgafraud vs tugaofraud

>>150283784
they're trying to push him out of the door

I love women bros.

Reveal yourselves soogs posters. Why do you linger in the shadows?

Wish me luck, /mug/bros.

>>150283782
Kevin Nash had high energy in 1992.

>>150283784
Are you new here? He was terrible. He only played incase we didn't get a CF in time or at all.

>>150283784
when amorim doesn't rate players, he pretends they never existed in the first place

United might end 2-3 places up from where they ended last season. I'm expecting some huge success.

Anime?

>>150283784
He's for sale

more flags it seems, this will push united into top half of the table, surely

>>150283810
women good

>>150283832
Put some on mbuemo scoring.

Arsenal players sweating in those jackets they're trying to flog

gyokeres just has flop written all over him

>Casemiro
Howling

>>150283838
He was no worse than Zirkzee who somehow is on the bench

A whole new year of suffering for el ratto

I want /MUG/

GOALS GOALS GOALS

>>150283876
Let's not Jinx it
No early threads

Incoming Jota related seethe

speed kills

>>150283868
No one wants to buy zirzkee and he was brought in to be a bench warmer.

>>150283852
anime!

shhhh, Jota

MUGBROS LETS GOOOOO

JOTAS IN A BOX

>>150283901
Fuck you, we soogs here

>>150283874
Does Bruno seriously believe he's gonna be the underdog hero legend that stuck it out and righted the ship of a stinking pile of shit club when he could go play anywhere else?

BOOOOOOO

booooooooooooooooo

They should instead drink a beer in his memory

Based mancs

TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
MUGBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

stream?

>>150283923
nobody wants to buy him, he pretty much said he wanted to leave

>>150283810
isabela merced doesn't love you thoughbeit

>>150283911
Best HSR girl

did not expect to hear country roads

Stream?

Arsenal gonna lose because they have a collar. It's basic science

>>150283938
he got offered 200 million to go to saudi and said he wanted to stay though?

stokenal with a long throw in the first minute

i like how they mute the audio now during minutes of silence so you dont hear all the abuse fans are shouting

finally, footie has returned

need to cleanse my palate of that chelshit game

I wanted Šeško for Arsenal…

>united minute of silence for a Liverpool player
yeah okay

/mug/bros where we at?

>>150283859
>Poonited
>scoring

COYG

take me home
/mug/try roads

oof united jersey looks very bad this year

Never relax

>>150283945
*unzips dick*

>>150283936
vipbox .pw

i trust mbeumo in possession

He'll fit right in at Arsenal, what a fa**ot

I WANT MY /MUG/

Where's onono?

>>150283971

yeah the only one that looks nice on tv is the white one

>>150283919
he's the anon who thinks he's owning the xochitl-spammer by spamming xochitl

>>150283962
>>150283968
Fucking finally

>>150283978
thanks for the link.

Stream pls.

I only found this one and it's in spanish!.

https://librefutboltv.su/espn-1/

WEST VIRGINA
TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOME
COUNTRY ROOOOOOOOOOOAD


shit teams, bruv

m'Boom-O is da guy

Have Utd ever had black shorts?

>>150283978
cheers mate

4k stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOJE0HZqqKM

>>150283998
why are United singing this American song

bayindir's passing looks crisp, it was one of his weaknesses before

>>150283994
looks like Natalie Mars

>no onana
it's so over mugbros

Anyone else from /a/ in here?

>>150283984
Not match fit apparently

Where Šeško?
Put Šeško on
He score goals

>>150283997
why do you care about what the commentators are saying? I exclusively watch unintelligible foreign streams

>>150283978
how is it 4k with no buffering?

>>150284005
>1080p

>>150284001
no
it looks shit with red tops

>>150283952
>he got offered a retirement deal

OK, nobody relevant wanted to buy him, and he can take that 200m again in a year or two

>>150284022
holy soulless

I wanna sexo Melissa Reddy.

>>150283997
JUST BUY A FUCKING IPTV FOR 3 DOLLARS YOU CHEAP FUCKS ITS LITERALLY THE EASIEST THING EVER HOLY FUCK WE ARE IN 2026 AND PEOPLE STILL ASK FOR A FUCKING LINK

what was that FK wtf Bruno

Whos the bigger black fan team, Arsenal or United?

>>150284020
oh so it's a problem now?

If you lot are Manchester United supporters.. sing the Manchester United song.

>>150284031
hi friend!

>>150284022
I am just to english plus I will not understand when they will talk about Sesko.

>>150284013
gayindir is the black onana
trust the process

>>150284021
amorim prefers mount up top

>>150284038
People get in big trouble for that here

>>150284017
Reporting in

>>150284035
Get in line

>>150283978
wow, a screamer in 2025
kys

holy shit that mount pass

>>150284046
you scouse bastard

>>150284050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P5vR9pz5Hc

>>150284056
they have no way of knowing it ur just coping and a pussy

Utd look good

im watching the game on my television because I have cable tv. :)

How many do you reckon post in these thread regularly? What if it turned out that it was only about 10-20 people?

>fell for a screamer in 2025
fuck my life

>>150284067
he looks sharp. looking forward to his season-ending injury in the 74th minute.

>>150283968
man utd will win

he's that expensive???

>>150284086
theres me, dave and AW

>>150284085
>paying for literally anything
kek keep being a good boy, amerigoy

>>150284081
I have no horse in this race but when the suppliers get caught, they often have a list of customers

>won 7 of 27 Premier league games

KEK

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Already been to a game today and totally wiped out.

>>150284086
>10-20 people?
how many do you think there are ?

>>150283810
>4 walls.jpg

>>150284046
SAAAAAAR DOING OF THE NEEDFUL
SAAAAAAR SCORING OF THE GOAL
WE ARE MANCHESTER UNITED SAAAAAR
WE BLOODY BASTARD WIN
COUNTRY SAAAAAR TAKE ME HOME

>>150284086
we're all bots

Haven't had a wank in 5 days

>>150284085
It’s free on NBC tho

>>150283994
Luv arr soogs

>>150284092
Lmao

GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES

>>150284085
based
i'm trying to take the antenna pill myself

>>150284094

for a small club like united, yes

>>150284094
walking around and passing sideways isnt cheap nowadays

>>150284094
that's 0.5 wirtzes or 1.5 reinderses

>>150284086
I have been posting here religiously for 6 years at least.

>Pooner Fernandes
Again

Fucking hell

Hojlund?

>Simon Hooper is the ref
Based Agent Hooper is a Spurs lifer btw, he's going to arsefuck the arselets

yanited bros it's our year

English rose status?

Why are they crying over gyökeres

>>150284112
why not

Why do Arse anal get so rattled by United?

>>150284128
2222213

>>150284130
WE DEM MOYES BOYS

slow start by Arsenal

United possession actually looks proper wth

I feel a /mug/ coming

>>150284140
Plucked

>>150284140
>Ai
KWAB

>>150284145
Because they’re shit

>>150284133
Did you hear the commentary team running cover when that stat came up about how he didn’t actually want to be manager last season and wanted to start from today?
Fucking Man U bias is unreal

Arsenal diving already.

>>150284133
can you activate windows, lad
saka can't pass mount lel

>>150284141
Chose Arsenal over them

GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES

>>150284021
I hope not this time.

Shouldnt that be yellow for stepping on ankle?

>>150284086
I think /trans/ genuinely only has 15 posters

I have the same hairline as mount

>>150284142
To get one over on the jews

>>150284163
You're missing this Ö

bro >we are due for a healthy mason mount season

>>150284172
41% are bots

Mbeumo is so good so far. Wouldn't be surprised if he scores. So many on casuals on here. We've been dominating them so far.

>>150284158
ignored half the crowd making noise through the minutes silence too and talked about how beautiful the quiet was

Is there any autist willing to count how many times Gyokeres fixes his hair during the match? I'd be genuinely curious. What a pooftah.

Every stream is shit today.

BASED SOOGSBRO. ARE YOU HERE LAD?

united know theyre at home right?

Very casual there

>>150284162
Understandable.

Can Man U supporters be Christian while supporting a club with a devil in the crest? My kid self always wondered

Yanited the better team so far, kek

I say! A perturbing number of Manchester United fans posting in this thread. Say, gentlemen, why aren't you at the match supporting your team?

>>150284198
you're the first one

Handsome lad this Italiano

>Mount as 9
Is this a joke?

>>150284198
this guy will count for you

>>150284205


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AHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH
>YANITED

MUG MOMENT

11 minutes in and a clear back pass, hand ball and some dirty fouls. Nice to see arsenal carrying on their bs from last season

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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KWAAAAAAAAb

/mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/

arsenal set piece goal 0-1 win incoming kek

/MUG/ HAPPENING

MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG

OH NO NO NO HERE WE GO AGAIN

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

fuck

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>150284207
Most of appointed”s fans are dirt worshipping Jeets.

>>150284180
Oh yeah, Shaw and Mainoo will get out there and join him, this season for sure :)

>>150284210
Big six customers are all like this

SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN

Holy fucking shit they are bad.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHY IS A RANDOM TURKO PLAYING IN THE GOAL

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA
A
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHA

/MUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG/ :D

weak keeper

The 3-4-3 is such a meme. How hard is it to make a classic 4-3-3? It's always good to have 1 winger that is more defensive and not a lazy bitch. At least with this midfield you have lots of creativity and Mbeumo and Dorgu are very physical and can help with defensive tasks.

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA GET FUCKED POONITED

>>150283447
NOT
A
SURPRISE

KEKAROOOOOOOOO

kwab

holy fucking shit

So, it happened again...

Can someone explain to me why ten Haag was so obsessed with bringing in his Ajax players?

KWABCHESTER KWABSHITED

HERE WE GO AGAIN
WE'RE ON THE /MUG/ AGAIN

/MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT /MUG/ MOMENT

cheating cunts

>>150284195
Kek nice one. Go back to watching Shamrock Rovers you fucking potato eating spastic

/MUG/ bros ... lmao

I would HEEM every single Poonited customer in this thread.

Don't rate Mount at all, we need a replacement for him asap.

clear saliba foul

onana tier

VAR it

HERE
WE
GO
/MUG/

/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/

bayindir making sure Onana starting next week *sigh*

IM TIRED ROBBIE

That goalkeeper

How is Yanited soooo bad at corners lmao

Set piece fc

APOLOGISE NOW

Even when Onana isn't playing, he's playing.

So what's the difference between this goal and the goal CP scored against Chelsea? One was a foul and this one wasn't.

the set piece merchants are BACK

What is Peter Schmeichel doing these days? Surely he would be better

>>150284244
cutie

WEAK keeping

they're so fucking bad

Fire every last lunch lady and sign Donnarumma now.

saliba is pushing into the goalie KEK

anime girls owe me sex

>just push the gk bro
why didn't anyone think about this before

Set Piece Foul The Ref FC did it again

Should've just kept De Gea. These two shitters are pathetically bad.

>>150284201
Cute but about 10 years too old

>THEY ACTUALLY THOUGHT UNITED WERE BACK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CORNER FC CORNER FC CORNER FC CORNER FC CORNER FC CORNER FC CORNER FC CORNER FC CORNER FC CORNER FC CORNER FC CORNER FC CORNER FC CORNER FC CORNER FC CORNER FC

Wtf how tf do you not learn anything from last season. Donnarumma would have been so good for us rn.

>>150284227
Seethe and cope.

>>150284282
All the based Irish lads I know support either Everton or Leeds. You sound pretty based to me so which one is it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJkyOd1kIYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJkyOd1kIYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJkyOd1kIYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJkyOd1kIYY

I
GOT
A
FEELING

>>150284274
need pregnant horse wife

Long haired Calafiori or short haired Calafiori?

>>150284335
kek

ERA

/MUG/GANG

Kensuke bangs Asuka

gonna jerk off, call me when the /mug/ is up

Mbeumo will score this

bayindir couldnt save with a sesko clubcard

I think you lot owe onana an apology

how do united fans go into every season so confident and optimistic, they signed a few players from midtable teams again and cancelled protests lmao

lmao this goalie

ONANA I'M SORRY

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS

/MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG/

I'm tired bros.

Onana would save it.

I love the seethe you all feel when we lose
You hate us so much because we bullied you in the 90’s
We are Rome, you are Goths, franks, Alan’s, vandals
Forgotten
Unknown
We are eternal and we will be back

WELL ITS HAPPENED AGAIN
Hope you enjoyed that 11 minutes of hope Manchester United customers. Back to mid table you go

What's the return policy on Spanish shitters?

>>150284013
its only just begun ole

>>150284195
Did you kill your local MP yet potatonigger?

'Member when Son kwabbed Bayindir with a direct corner goal? I 'member

OOOOOOOOOOHHHH ~
YOU'RE GONNA /MUG/ ME HOME TONIGHT ~

OOOOOOOOOOHHHH ~
DOWN BESIDE THAT RED /MUG/ LIGHT

just bring de gea back

Keep watching or go back to playing ZZZ

>>150284372
>tubi star

SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN...

APOLOGIZE

>>150284372
damn she's fucking cute sauce?

there's still 75 minutes alright

Mount better make himself useful here.

Why aren't united signing a keeper?

>>150284345
>so which one is it?

I support the only team, la.

They had an elite shotstoppet but replaced him with two DEI hires. KWAB

>>150284384
Obama might be shit but I’ve never seen him palm the ball into his own goal from a set piece like that
>nooooo I was being touched
Modern keepers are such faggots

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8&ab_channel=LMFAOVEVO

>>150284395
based

>>150284398
you better not be a filthy miyabi spammer

>>150284414
No money.

Having a wank in the middle of the match to keep up the good spirits

>>150284372
Fuck off

btw how is arsenal allowed to block the goalie IN EVERY CORNER KICK ? it happens every game every corner kick

I'm sure Arsenal being a boring defensive team relying on set pieces will pay off this time!

>>150284407
His not playing because his injured mate. Apologize for what?

Just realized most flags on this thread aren’t even Bongland

Grim.

>casemiro
>mbuemo
>shaw
why don't they just eat the opposing team?

Give ME BANANA NOW

>>150284386
>we are eternal and we will be back
Yeah maybe next season anyway I’m gonna enjoy another 12 months pissing myself at your meme club

>>150284408
xochitl

>>150284417
peak fenian behaviour

>>150284414
got snubbed by donnarumma

>>150284417
holy zased

>>150284441
The premier league is an American owned league

ODEGOAT

>>150284442
Scholesy and Rooney look like cousins in that pic

couldn't even let the good vibes last for quarter of an hour, fucking hell

WHAT THE FUCK IS BAYINDIR DOING DUDE'S FUCKING DOGSHIT

Whered it all go wrong for Yahnited?

every single stream is absolutely fucking awful today

>>150284432
Every PL team gets to pick an infringement that they can get away with at the start of each season and that's what Arsenal pick

>>150284417
Don't Irish people hate the English for the famines and stuff? Why would you support an English club

>>150284462
when Fergie tried to muscle his way in on Rock of Gibraltars stud fees

OH NONONONNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

>>150284446
If we met in the street you would fall to your knees begging for mercy

I don't care about United, but there is no way that wasn't a foul by Saliba. Palace goal today was overturned for less than this

>>150284453
You can even own your own houses chub.

>>150284441
>man utd game
no shit
nobody in england even supports them anymore its all foreigners

>>150284469
>go to viprow
>pick the non-HD one
werks for me

>>150284414
We would need to sell Onana first and he doesn't want to leave or no team would be willing to pay enough for him.

LGTSS

>>150284428
Post it Peru bro

>>150284470
he didn't block the keeper, the keeper was just weak as piss and flapped at it

>>150284462
Talmbout THE Pisstainaldo Poonaldo?

>>150284462
Owners haven't listened to coaches since Fergie left

streaming has been downhill ever since megadeportes got btfo

That 8 second rule for goalkeepers is stupid. How can you enforce an 8s rule when goalies dont even know what the time is and when does the 8s actually start.
My team could be leading 1-0 and we have a goal kick does it start when the ball goes out of play or when the goalie starts kicking.

>>150284473
not everybody seethes forever over shit that happened ages ago

>>150284478
Faggot

Calafiori - world class player or just another pretty face?

MOOOOOOOOOODS HES HERE

>>150284481
>I don't care about United
LMAO MANURE MONKEY

>>150284473
Most of them don’t give a shit. Maybe in Scotland which is fundamentally a Reddit nation

>>150284482
>tf
>owning houses
Go pay your rent on your commie bloc and goon to fatlaska

>>150284487
ChileaNO

>>150284478

hahaha get a grip

>>150284473
Yes, I do hate the English but Liverpool is an Irish club.

>>150284481
Apparently the palace goal was overturned because of some obscure freekick rule and player distancing, not for the physical contact

Both Peruano and Chileano are here

>>150284484
thanks m8

>>150284487
kys attention whore

>>150284475
He has a hamstring injury. Do you even keep up with the prem??

hullanon....

>>150284490
they block goalie on purpose. every corner against all opponents. the goalie literally cannot move, sometimes they block him with 2 PLAYERS

>>150284504
with the same flag

>>150283978
>tf
>tp
I should have known better

don't click, retards

>sportsurge
>firefox with six adblocks
>screen mirroring
yep, it's comfy time

>>150284519
its not that obscure it came in like two or three seasons ago cause teams kept putting players in walls and just pushing

>>150284488
activeeeeee

cunha has been absolute ineffective

Hes still laughing

>>150284473
nah they are chilled out now
they used to seethe but are in the acceptance phase

>>150284514
>rentboy telling others to pay their rent
I own my house, chub. Go get in debt to pay your landlord.

>>150284473
He supports the British in politics and war too because historically we win stuff.

>>150284488
Deano :)

>>150284517
Meet me then
Where you at
Cocky fuck meet me and I’ll talk to you

We need a replacement for Mount, Casemiro and Fernandez badly.

NO ERA

>>150284538
cunha is unironically shit
he does one good thing every 5 games and just walks around the rest of the time
mbuemo is 5x better

>>150284502
Italian and Arsenal defender Richard Cauliflower

Was Calafiori even offside then? Linesmen are a bit too quick with raising the flag this season.

>>150284553
>We

>>150284518
You're a glory hunter who understands nothing from history. The club was founded by Tory anti-feinians. The main stand is named after a British victory from the Boer War

>>150284473
No that's just something that reddit thinks, in real life people don't really care.

>>150284553
Ugarte is a sub for casemiro. No idea for Mount and Poonandez though.

>>150284555
Wrong

goal webm?

>>150284551
Hahahahahahaha

>>150282633
>>150282633
>>150282633

Recycle

>>150284543
Quit pretending not to be poor

>>150284574
trvth nvke

>mbeumo
kek

mbongo

>>150284580
Cunt

This fat matesers looking nigger sucks

>>150284553
Kek and a host of other useless cvnts...Long may Yahnited's demise continue.

This bald fraud is NO Mbuemo kek

Casemiro is doing better than I thought, apologies
Still a leggy weakmind tho

bit zesty on the old hands there mbeumo

this is fucking unwatchable

>>150284613
Didn’t know he was a manlet lol

>>150284625
She has muzzie fatigue

>>150284629
It’s arsenal
What did you expect

>>150284574
>>150284594
Holy COPE

Shitsko will unironically score 2 when he gets subbed on

>>150284473
No we're very culturally alike. The royal family is gay though.

>>150284662
>here's our pie in the sky idea
>and the government will pay for it
>please cancel your protests and buy your replica shirts

Benjamin Sesko more like Bendyaminge Sexo

Still don't understand how Dalot is playing at this team, he should have stayed at Milan.

Patrick Floorpoo

Mbuemo needs to be more clinical.

>>150284771
Insanely profound analysis
It's Mbeumo, btw

Mbuemo has got to stop fucking passing it to his right.

>>150284798
Stfu Somalia. Your best national team player is literally a Somali.

>>150284551

Have you settled down now?

>>150284805
not his fault that's where fraudinha is standing 90% of the time

>>150284850
He's Eritrean aka christian
And kulusevski is better

Power of a pigeon in these shots.

>>150284904
>a slav and a jogger
the future is bright in swedistan

Groykeres is so out of shape for the prem. He looked so heavy at Sporting, don't know how Arsenal was stupid enough to actually buy him.

United so unlucky, shouldn't be losing this game imo

>>150284925
You're welcome for the gibbs we give you anually. Poland is a failed state.

Cunha and Mbuemo have been so good and Arsenal are lucky as hell

We're as bent as a rainbow.

So Utd still shit and Arsenal still diving all over the place.

We actually have majority possession. Even worse now if we can't score a goal this match.

Wtf is that twat Mount doing. Hate that cunt badly. So overpriced.

united looking a lot better than arsenal imho

>76% of kids hold their poo at school
Wtf UK????

>>150285011
true! btw can you send me 20€ i wanna get a burger

>>150285396
Hmm sure

what if an arsenal did a poonited