Thread 150326934

Eat cock Randy

the dog days of summer

>>150326948
the OP gif is my response to you

We should all buy a jersey from the NHL shop today

>>150326974
ok. pick a team for me.

NHL slop

>>150326991
Flames. You'd enjoy a Wolf jersey

>>150326974
Gary's interns just punched in I see.

happy bud1221 mitch66 and burrito 10015!

>>150326974
*orders from the backlot without paying a dollar to bettman*

>>150327188
Just like my islanders

>>150327203
you fool, that IS your Islanders!

>>150326974
>$200
That's why ebay exists

I like hockey and I like Gary

>>150327220
I love hockey and do NOT love Gary

>>150327231
I love hockey and do love Gary

im just a big gary fan, you can call me a certified garyhead

Drafted rangers player who isn't gifted by Gary Bettman who actually is good (impossible)

>>150326974
Isn’t school starting soon, intern?

>>150326991
Utah

TUSKS UP

>>150327324
Kreider

Name players that like west Hollywood

Quinn Hughes

>>150327324
Pavel Buchnevich was good

>>150327364
flukiest 50 goal season since Chechoo btw

I've seen the script, of course things are subject to change since we're so far out but the current plan is Stars in 7

>>150327463
Dallas will be eliminated in the WCF again and a Florida team wins because this playoff format is retarded.

I submitted a script to Gary that has Columbus over Calgary in 7

>>150326948
Good post

bud + 1 = trb

mornin' hockey fans nation

remember when columbus swept the blots lol

>>150327499
you have to give him a script that he'll actually read, ted.

>>150327561
Ted is in heaven with Johnny hockey :(

>>150326934 (OP)
BASED OP

>>150327557
They had a record breaking season

objectively a bottom 3 thread in /hoc/ history even before rapey appeared

>>150327652
Wtf where did my Åland flag go?
GAAAAAARYYYYYYYY

nice clean morning marner

>>150327684
We definitely call those that nowadays.

>>150327666
The ai joke thread might have been the worst /hoc/

>>150327672
Åland has collapsed :DDDD

one night /hoc/FM was the worst.
trb spamming boomer rock and some other fag spamming stomp-clap-hey shit

I bailed to /gif/ and watched streamer rekt threads the rest of the night

that there here now we're still calling them

>>150327652
>9002

I was told this thread would be Nashville predators themed

why wont meredith just let the man rest already

>>150327660
these guys don't seem very good at this game

>>150327845
who gives a shit about the preds
they're my "local" (two states away) team and I don't even watch them

Why is there a Lebanon flag here

>>150327851
They need to move already

>>150327557
and indirectly caused the lightning to win back to back cups

im blind
im deaf
i wanna be a ref

>>150327965
**

>covid cups
kek lel jen and kwab

>>150327991
Still count

>>150328027
you probably think the moon landing is real too lmao

>>150327956
VPN

>>150327945
promises were made and not kept.its the principal of the thing.

>>150328094
>principal

>>150328075
what's it like there

>>150328075
My brother was just there

yeah well someone needs to promise that the next thread will be racist, sexist, homophobic, and antisemitic

>>150328094
yeah but, hear me out here
>preds

>>150328027
Retard

>>150328132
yes they do count

>>150328139
>>150328132

anybody know anything about Seth Jones of the panthers? he's doing a meet and greet at a card shop here.

>>150327780
/hoc/FM normally features pretty good music

>>150328183
he's black

>>150328201
trb has absolutely terrible taste in music. not even good boomer rock, its literally like 80s mom music.

>>150328204
fuck I guess I won't go then

>>150328121
Chud

enough about trb holy shit

>>150328108
it's hot, it's fucking stupid and gay, their currency is worthless so they take USD but give you change in monopoly money. the traffic is 3rd world clown tier, the music sucks, the power goes out at least 10 times per day, and everyone is half YOLO/half prepper because the whole country is on the brink of another civil war. and they of course hate americhads because of our shekelgoblin masters meddling with the entire region and invading their country like 20 years ago or some shit. also arabic is a disgusting language to hear, and here they throw in french every other word so it's like the two worst languages on the planet besides hindi and chingchong

but it's not all doom and gloom, the girls are insanely hot, good food is cheap, lots of the maronite bros are cool, the sea is nice, there's cool ancient crusader citadels and shit

6/10 will probably stay like a year with brief visits back to the rustbelt to watch my shit team be ran by retards

based more about jen

>>150328242
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>150327188
Islanders only have 9 players with a remaining contract exceeding 2 years to go along with a suddenly interesting prospect pool. They also have 2 first round picks next year.

>>150328276
imagine steve yzerman doing this.

>>150328222
Hell isn’t real

>>150328276
Just like my Islanders

>>150328183
He’s okay. Get a Pokémon card signed by him

>>150328250
how do you stay for a year. are they one of those countries that just let you do 30 day tourist visa as many times as you want?

gotta catch 'em all

>>150327851
Dead dui bikers are out. Dead moms are in

they also just announced on the radio that bobrovsky is doing a signing in September and tkachuk in October.

>>150328326
>>150328183
Why are numales like this

>>150328250
trb really wrote all this thinking anyone would fall for his vpn shit

>>150328335
tell me you wouldn't want to meet Bob and tell him about this place and Ted when they beat the Lightning that year

>>150328358
thinking isn't trb's strong suit

>>150328377
Meet and greets have to be the gayest thing ive ever heard.

>>150328404
wait until you hear about the events of 04/17/2022

LOL GET IT THE RAPE OF A NAMEFAG LOL WE'VE SPAMMED IT EVERY DAY HERE LOL

>>150328440
thoughts on getting raped by bud and being turned into trb?

simmerin', bubblin', boilin', steamin'

>>150328440
go ahead and talk hockey then

>>150328461
>>150328276

>>150328440
worked

>>150328440

please act with civility and respect

>>150328465
thoughts on your victory over trb?

>>150328440
finally, a good post

>>150328440
boy is bubblin'

>>150328461
I think there’s a strong argument for Swayman to be the us goalie, but they’ll choose Hellebuyck

sons of gary play tomorrow and friday don't be late

why did we stop getting updates on the amerigolem globohomo cup?

>>150328512
maybe winnipeg should start to load manage with Hellebuyck. The amount of games that he plays sets him up for worse postseason performances.

>>150328539
gary updates it on his website periodically

>>150328296
it's 90 for americans but I'm here for work (civilian/private) and do 3-4 month rotations

>>150328621
>trb pretending to have a job
o i am laffin

>>150328638
sperganon if everyone is trb then nobody is trb
comfy chilly evening stories lose their meaning if you spam it to death
don't kill it

>>150328666
bud1

>>150328666
what was comfy about you getting raped?

>>150328440
KWAB

if it helps dispel your schizophrenia I'm willing to admit I'm the shitty mspaint logo fag who designed the popular "pooronto gayple laffs" image depicting a maple leaf made of badly drawn penises

this general has unironic schizophrenia

>>150328731
One or two posters post 99% of trb/bud posts

>>150328731
just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't after y-

>>150328731
Yep I should have gotten in the slack or the 'cord with ryan lambert, dom lescyschyn and whoever was funny ten years ago on hockey twitter. Now I'm here

bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022

>>150328731
smoking lots of dude is linked to schizophrenia

enough of the fucking random ass day in april

i've done a little budpostin from time to time

>>150328793
the chilly easter evening of 2022 will never be erased from the annals of /hoc/

half of you faggots weren't even there that night

>>150328793
TRB's ass wasn't random. He was targeted by Bud (who 1 that glorious day)
>>150328903
You were there TRB. You might have blocked it out due to trauma but you were and you got raped by Bud

no but if I went back to the archive I could probably find my posts

list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'
>chilly easter of 2022
>4 naysh
>thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record
>the yzerplan
>losing in combat to a burrito
>estonia
>bud winning the draft lottery
>getting exposed as the "my edmonton oilers" guy
>gary getting disrespected on a daily basis
>seizure meds
>getting worked into writing "bud1" on an exposed stud
>admitting to being gay on that same exposed stud
>canada/canadians
>the jannies ignoring his reports
>listing the things that cause him to bubble
>getting medically retired from injuries sustained delivering the burrito
>doxxing mitch to use as a proxy for things he wants to say to bud but is too afraid to
>dozens of people celebrating mitch's birthday on /hoc/ while not a single person cares about his
>going to the doctor for a medical shot over memes
>limited mobility
>limited income
>being condemned for supporting sean higgins
>counting the number of days since bud's, mitch's, and 'rito's victories over him
>unicycles
feel free to add to the list

>>150328722
Thank you for the beautiful OC :)

>>150328960
kek remember when he got mad because we made him a npc in /hoc/ dnd

busy night

>>150328960
>unicycles
I missed that one

>>150328903
I was

>>150329302
He spent a night sperging out about unicycles, it was fucking weird.

>>150329419
Sad

>>150329289
What game should I watch?

imagine supporting sean higgins... trb is despicable

>Milan Lucic has signed a PTO with the St. Louis Blues
>He has played 4 games since 2023

>>150329511
Youre the biggest faggot here.

>>150329554
trbubblin'

>>150329527
There’s no way he’s coming back. Monty just pities him

>>150329502
battle of nova scotia, bud

regular season is not until october

My coworkers just talked about how college was the best 4 years of their lives :(

>>150327387
does he dance down there?

>>150329789

>the best of my life was in the past
you've got a bright future anon and they are slobs
ignore them like Canadians ignore winning a cup

to think that sean higgins of all people has a supporter... trb makes me sick

>>150329789
sound like normie faggots

Double bubble comic was funny and informative today

the best 4 years of trb's life were condensed into 1 moment when sean higgins did what he did... with trb celebrating the aftermath

Blackhawks

i'm heading to the facebook tab. you guys need anything?

>>150330181
Hometown gossip

>>150330181
Got any friends to spare?

>>150329883
Thanks for the encouragement fren :)
The best is yet to come

haha

>>150330221
>The best is yet to come
unless you're trb

copey won
bud won

>>150330241
Numale

>>150330199
the guy who ran for the ppc in my district is making everyone seethe kek

>>150330276

you are bettrosexual

>>150330241
Made me smile. Thanks for sharing!

get well soon, yvonne!

>>150330366

May the canadian god Allah shine on her

im a nü-male

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

>>150330378
Sad

>>150330378
ooooo ah ah ah ah

anyone got the list of the new athletic article

>>150330576
https://archive.is/xzse9

>>150330668
Why are the 1970 expansion teams so eternally cursed?

Are the Coyotes ever gonna come back?

>>150330714
>anyone

i hope the nords do first

>>150330714
no, rip in piss

>>150330714
Yeah

>>150330714
My dad (Alex Meruelo) just went out to buy cigarettes he'll come back

>>150330241
Jen

>>150330622
thank you king

>>150330750
Thrashers deserve another shot.

>>150330750
>Oilers
No NHL team has ever won the Stanley Cup and then relocated afterward, and I believe Gary would like to die with that record

in a bit i'm gonna go have some brewskis with the boys might bring some tendies home then watch nxt

>>150330651
and a cheeky Sid trade at the deadline

>>150330869
Nice, what's your beer and sauce of choice? I'm an amber ale and honey mustard kinda guy, muhself

>>150330895
i like all kinds of beers except IPAs desu. today i'll probably have this nice brown ale they have on tap. reminds me of newcastle, i loved that shit back in the day.

a dystopian tale about a jew born in new york to a single mother who becomes the supreme leader of the third most popular sport in north america, only to see it fall out of the top 5 a few decades later. even after decades of growing the game™ to his precious sunbelt shitholes, and two of his little pet projects failing in spectacular fashion, he remains determined to water down the league enough so players from florida or texas can finally compete with the american hockey factories of michigan, connecticut, and minnesota.

>>150330869
good episode bro

Boring

>>150330993
Well, be sure to get that brown ale's name once you're there, then promptly forget about it on the drunken cab ride home, k? good lad

>>150330866
>No NHL team has ever won the Stanley Cup and then relocated afterward
Do you think they won or are you just stupid?

>>150331117
They've won two years in a row retard

>>150331109
this beer isn't even common here btw. i've never seen a pub serve it on draught.

/hoc/ bros, how are we?

>>150331016
it's strange to think hockey was once competing with the other (non-nfl) major leagues in terms of popularity. thanks gary

>>150331151
That is so interesting, Nigel, thanks for the live update
> What is the most popular macro brew in England? why, image related of course

>>150331212
thoughts on being a raped retard?

>>150331205
just woke up from a nap

>>150331205
was fine til rapey started posting

>>150331212
this is the only country where real ale is served, everyone else can only acquire carbonated, artificially chilled shite like you just posted.

>>150331311
I thought your government took 4chan away.

>>150331151
because it's been dead for ten years

>>150331205
Ready to kill myself again

>>150331356
The regular season is so close though. Might as well gut it out and wait for your team to get eliminated from 2025/2026 playoff contention.

>>150331205
Ate "gummies" yesterday and unfortunately I was still retarded all day today

>>150331376
Lucky

>>150331418
darry drotz

Is Nashville actually as fun as the intermission report makes it seem whenever my team plays the Preds?

huge news for mammoths

>>150331356
:(

>>150331693
It's alright i just found some wendys coupons in the mailbox gonna grab a 6 dollar baconator soon

>>150331704
Enjoy frend :)

>>150331205
Isn't utah a completely dry state? he shouldn't have issue with getting fukt up over there

>>150331750
meant for
>>150331598

>>150331750
It's not 1852

flamesbros we can't stop winning

>>150331786
I commute from calgary to my job at the head-smashed-in buffalo jump

Quick question for the great minds of /hoc/
>Ketchup, Sour Cream n Onion, or All Dressed?

>>150331786
based go flames go!!!

>>150331805
sour cream n 'yun

>>150331805
All dressed for summer
Sour Cream n Onion for winter

>>150331803
it's a great place to take the family
not so much a great place to take your buffalo

First Nationbros? It's not looking good, and this is the Final...

>>150331205
not too bad. i'm tired, though. bed in a couple hours.

>>150331880
my flames live and let live

>>150331205
I’m glad I met all of my deadlines at work but I hate how much I’ve been waging. I have to keep believing that I’ll be in a better place in a year

It's over. Canada and America's best native girls couldn't get it done against Columbia.

Two Catholic priests are driving down the road, and a cop pulls them over, the cop says “excuse me fathers, we’re looking for a couple child molesters”

The priests look at each other and say “we’ll do it!”

>>150331805
i only like the sour cream n onion that are ruffle cut

>>150332045
those are good for dipping

>>150332045
Ruffles hurt my sensitive little mouth

>>150331988
>tfw no brown hockey gf

>>150332099
Imagine going balls deep in that bedussy

you americans are actually upset about the new cracker barrell logo

>>150332242
This is the logo change that still upsets me to this day.

thus, bud1221 continues unabated

>>150331750
they have soda bars to socialize

i've been munchin on these fellas

still can't believe trb needed a medical shot because of bud1 memes kek

>>150331704
based I got those coupons the other day :) I'm getting a bogo frostee this weekend

>>150332289
choccy or vanilla?

>>150331598
glad he's back from his grippy sock trip

playoff goals

>>150332294
since it'll be bogo both

>>150332216
bet he squeals and moans

>>150332242
My cuban friend loves cracker barrel but I think it's nasty

>>150332374
corey perry is waiting for you in the showers

Do Blackhawks fans worry about Bedard coming home the way Canucks fans worry about Quinn joining his brothers?

>>150332413
I'd take Bedard over Hughes in a heartbeat

bedard is a bust. even crosby is moved onto celebrini

>>150332426
cope bedard just needs literally one (1) good linemate and he's over a ppg every season

fuck I forgot to turn off the lights when I left my apartment this morning

>>150332466
that's okay it probably only cost you an extra 80 cents or something. lights are real efficient these days (jlmi)

>>150332466
Al Gore is gonna be pissed

>>150332466
You could have left your AC on and really broke the bank desu

>>150332425
I want to argue that both teams rosters without either of them in the lineup is about the same, but that Blackhawks roster really continues to be grim beyond belief without Bedard. I think >>150332442 might be right.

>>150332289
Ijust got back. i got a baconator and 2 cheesy cheddar burgers. There was actually a white woman running the counter for once and things went smooth. Not a pajeet in site. Very strange.

>>150332523
yum enjoy your food

>>150332523
nice for me it's the jbc

hughes and bedard are roommates in a Vancouver psychward

>>150332523
Brb going to the nearest slop trough and asking everyone if they're gay and getting mad when not enough of them are

nice for me it's the trb

My quality of life diminishes when my flames are losing. Good thing my flames are on the cusp of a dynasty. Thank you garebear <3

My quality of life diminishes when I didn’t ask

>>150332615
Better keep asking then

>>150332590
my quality of life improves when hockey is on

My quality of life improves when my buds are 1ing.

The good thing about your team never winning the cup is you'll never really know how good things could be.

The good thing about our bud always winning is trb'll never really know how good things could be.

i wonder who it was that groped bedard in this webm

Happy western wednesday!
>https://youtu.be/jxschHVGFgo?si=P2BRGBpsHN9o3z8e

>>150332746
you mean bud1221

>>150332721
very lewd

>>150332746
you mean mitch66

Do you fellas play red-butt?

>>150332800
We just called it whip and aimed for the head

Did you fellas ever play updawg

>>150332800
no. what is it?

>>150332839
no. what is it?

>>150332840
Not much what’s up with you hahaha

>>150332862
Not much what’s up with you hahaha

>>150332840
Wall ball where the punishment for fucking up is you get a ball launched at your bum

>>150332840
>>150332862
DUMBASSES LOL

kekaroo

>>150332889
never played it

you’re all a bunch of retards

>>150332916
It's a living

>>150332916
we have a lot of fun together :3

purple-penus > red-butt
desu

>>150332916
Only analytically.

home with my tendies. had four (4) beers, logging into the CW app on my tv to watch nxt now

>>150332989
So, what was the name of the brown ale on tap?

/hoc/ redbutt/whip meat up when?

>>150333003
shut the fuck up you were raped

>>150333003
yeah shut the fuck up you were raped

>>150333012
>>150333015
kwab 2true

>>150333003
kek i opted for something else buddy

>>150333044
I bet you did

>>150331915
Lmao losing to Carribiean. Is our injun boys drunk?

>>150333075
you will never be able to drink the events of 04/17/2022 away

>>150333075
i went the pusy lower alcohol but more beers route and went lite

>>150333112

So you just drank regular American beer

>>150333122
yes exactly

i'm drinking caffeine-free diet coke as we speak

>>150333138
nice i'm having a can of coke zero cherry with my tendies :)

ice cold water, please

>>150333152
cold as that chilly easter evenin'

>>150333104
I am in love with this image, is this new? Or am I new?

this fat literal who jap and his former tag team partner have go away heat with me

So who's looking forward to 33 years of >1993?

>>150328183
Hockey

>>150333214
The search for the lost cup

>>150333138
>>150333146
>>150333163

>>150333249
>absolute state of that kraken fan lady's feet

>>150333085
they're the woman's team and maybe

Hello Mr Gary. I have an idea. You should make a deal with that midget Shannon the Hockey Guy. Allow him to use game footage. It will grow the game on youtube

>>150333297
y'vonne almost died :(

>>150333280
Lmao drunk sqwaws. Can't defeat a country that gets no snow or ice

when are we going to have the /hoc/ meet up in brampton?

>>150333284
Imagine being owned by the Ottawa senators.

>town called brapton
>town called medicine hat
>town called regina (rhymes with vagina)
what is canada's deal

>>150333307
Gary could get Jackie Redmond to replace Yvonne

>>150333367
jackie already works two jobs!

>>150333358
Lmao there is also a place called Moose Jaw

>>150333385
moose factory sounds cooler imo

>>150333358
we can be silly up here sometimes

>>150333358
sens play in kanata

>>150333377
jade give two rides

>>150333358
flin flon
dildo
lower sackville

>>150333428
cute

>jazmyn nyx
jesus christ

>clear as day that my flames are on the cusp of a dynasty
>still underrated
:)

What fuckin’ sense does it make for a tropical state to have a hockey team? Matter a fact, no place on earth where it doesn’t snow should be involved in the NHL.

>>150333505
his turban should be blue

>>150333891
why? do you even know what the colors of turbans mean?

>>150333828
it snowed in vegas in the freezing winter of 2008 my son was a newborn

bedard is a brat

>>150327582
Johnny is in hell

>>150334209
vpn off trb

>>150334209
he's in heaven >:( he's a good christian husband

what makes trb think it's acceptable to support the likes of sean higgins? unfortunately the answer is he wasn't raised right by his parents

We're over the hump wagiebros :DDDD

jevon and trick was good

he can tocc the tocc and he can wocc the wocc

Huomenta but the opposite

>>150334631
why do teams keep hiring this dude?

>>150334676
Nighty-night

thus, night begins to fall on bud1221

ashley update

>>150334897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0Gsyr_0PpA

>>150334904
>exiled from cornell
KWAB

>>150334904
>went straight for the dog mascot school
curious

I'm unveiling a new off-season gimmick tomorrow

Which retard flag will he post from tomorrow?

you tell me

>>150335060
is it your swedish penis

>>150335060
glug glug *urp* ack gluuug

You guys said Yvonne got attacked by a pajeet on the bus. Thats not why she is in the hospital

>>150334904
based ashley enjoyer

>>150335578
Kwab

>>150335578
Jen

>>150335578
kek. hope she heals up soon.

ahh yessir

I heard it's going to cost wrestletards like 200 bucks a month if they want to watch every show KWAB.

>>150335806
Copey btfoed

>>150335806
lmao they just need a vpn and watch canadian netflix

>>150335806
they deserve to be separated from their money

>tiny chimping at 1am on a thursday
grimola

slopdown was cancelled

>>150336092
What streaming service is it moving to?

>get booed out of the arena
>die
KWAB

>>150335806
>200 bucks a month
retard

>>150334209
Johnny is in heaven
rip

>>150336322
>>150334209
both are made up

>>150336322
for me it's tegan and sara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va9uOHGZskg

>>150336363
bible say otherwise in my reading

>>150336379
>>150336386
retards

>>150336377
based
were flameschads before i was even born
respect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wNnQS9cuRY

>>150336396
based

tbg won
dylan won
bud lost
copey lost

>>150334209
>>150334415
He's in Heaven and Hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVUK2rtAkJE

silksong announcement later

Sharks commentator: Horrible
Sharks goal song: terrible
Sharks state (california): horrible
Sharks forward young core: 10/10

>>150336567
>Sharks commentator: Horrible
wrong. we love randy here

randy is cool. that studio fag brodie brazil is a gigafag

Eat cock randy

>>150336620
don't know who brodie brazil is but that sounds like a porn name
surely no one would actually name their child that

>>150336665
we don't disrespect randy here bud

Brodie talked to Shannon
https://youtu.be/HNGWpyeeBBc?si=qYMazNzC7yeCf60a

>>150336854
Correction Shannon: The Marner move was the ONLY notable trade.

>>150337102
coping?
seething?
at MY canesies?

it's more likely than you think!

>>150337141
eat cock randy

>>150337147
gay retard once again shittershattered by the mere presence of /hoc/'s canesies

>>150337192
We dont describe ourselves in third person here

>>150337281
suck dick canadian randy

>>150337229
KEK

i bet siddhartha was a flameschad

>>150337102
I have a marner move incoming if you know what I mean

>>150337281
cope harder

>>150337318
He could become the fat buddha from flames misery alone

Good morning caniacs I just took a huge fucking marner

>>150337372
you joke but i weigh 200 kg

>>150337953
So you’re a powerlifter

Fuck Simon Whistler

day 2 of this shitty thread

im a power player

>>150338632
I can’t wait for it to return

Just bought some jerseys from the NHL shop

>>150338710
you and me both, girlfriend

>>150338738
gary thanks you

gary spanks you

gary shanks you

spank you gary

>>150338863
Only if I mess up a pivot table

>flames canucks 0-0 in the 3rd
>its an awesome game full of excitement
>sharks kraken 0-0 in the 3rd
>you want to kill yourself
why is this

Morning coffee? Drunk.
Jews? Blamed.
/hoc/? Opened.
Yep, it's morning Marner time.

>>150338932
Half the crowd has left in the second case

Balls slapping' on my chin
Skating down the ice
Powerful slapshot a roaring
And I score one for the team

>>150338932
because if its 0-0 in the canadian team game both teams were trying really hard and the fanbase cares

in the american team game its cause those two teams suck and the "fanbase" already left

>>150338999
Checked

>>150338999
Checked. I also just marnered as well.

I had a doctors appointment at 9 am, usually i dont wake up until 2pm. I dont know what to do with myself all day.

>>150339201
You can go to the gym during off hours

>>150339201
Play penis

>Rantanen fined for draft dodging
>Hintz gets an exemption because of his "broken" foot

>>150339235
>>150339355
Im gonna mow the lawn and them watch wrestling all day

>>150339201
>doesn’t wake up until 2pm

what in the NEET fuck

I can’t wait until the nhl season bros!!!!!

>>150333371
my sennies :)

>>150339570
Summertime really messed with my sleep schedule getting dark at 10pm and getting bright at 4:30am so I never teally got a chance to adjust to "night mode" and end up living life from like 2 pm to 7 am. Days are getting longer though.

>>150339355
Fapping is bad for you >:(
/hoc/ is a nofap genny

>>150339433
He was fined because his application came late

I hope nobody here drives a yellow car

>>150339683
Blowing your load isn't inherently bad. Just don't overload your brain with dopamine by watching porn and don't be a chronic masturbator aka letting the penus rub you.

I drive by and cat call gary

>>150340003
for me its black with a hint of chrome

>>150330651
Can Nick Mitsubishi save his career?

>>150340106
this guy is a faggot

>>150340132
jlmrb

>>150340106
Only Jesus can save him niw

>>150340106
he's scoring 40 this year btw

>>150340193
In 30 games played? dont think so

>>150340193
40 total points with 34 of them being on the PP, 16 of which are secondary assists

>>150340211
>you score a point

>>150339809
What do athletes even do in the Finnish military?

>wake up at 8
>go to the doctor at 9
>prescription filled and home by 9:30
>make a cup of coffee and piss around until 10:45
>mow the lawn at 11
>it's done by 11:30
>now im going to pull weeds for an hour
>will still only be 1pm
What the fuck. Is this how normal people live? Waking up early and doing so many things?

>>150340264
Nah, productivity is down

>>150340264
Most people have jobs and work

>>150340300
we call those marks here

>The wife of former New York Rangers goalie Mike Dunham recently filed a reported $4 million lawsuit against CBS, Paramount, and WBZ-TV in Boston. Former WBZ anchor Kate Merrill filed the suit Aug. 5, 14 months after she abruptly left the station without publicly stating a reason.
>Merrill was a news anchor and morning show host for 20 years at WBZ, and an Emmy Award winner. Her lawsuit claims race and gender discrimination, which led to a public demotion in May 2024 that was “career ending,” per the filing.
Rags disease is contagious

>>150340418
She got pushed out by DEI hires who accused her of micro aggressions

>>150340418
?

I would probably also discriminate against hockey wives in the workplace

>>150340300
/hoc/ is full of working men

>>150340576
I'm phone posting from work all day because I have nothing to do.

>>150340418
damn mikey d's wife is so white she got fired for it

Mike Dunham, Kevin Weekes, Al Montoya, Dan Blackburn, Steve Valiquette, Jason LaBarbera

>>Mikko Rantanen is facing a potential fine of up to €85,000 (approximately $99,000 USD) for failing to report for his mandatory military service in Finland. He was accused by a prosecutor in Finnish regional courts of an unauthorized absence. While he did apply to delay his service, it was after his initial absence, making him liable for the fine.

holy shit, is that one of fines where they adjust it for your income?? god damn

>>150340798
>is that one of fines where they adjust it for your income??
Yes, it is

>>150340798
>>150340825
This thread gets dumber by the god damned day. It says right in the 1st line of your own post what the maximum fine is.

>>150340835
really? Did you read the part where I asked if the FINE was ADJUSTED for his INCOME?
fucking asshole

they got to see jagr
K I N O
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>>150340853
The words "of up to X amount" means it's a discretionary fine with a hard limit and isn't adjusted. Like you do understand words correct?

>>150340869
Fuck You

>>150340798
He doesn't have to pay it if he becomes a citizen of Texas and relinquish his Finnish citizenship
He should just do that desu

>>150340872
Back to planet retard with you

>>150340879
He should do just that very thing, what a grand idea
>>150340882
Fuck You

>>150340882
with me?

Can the next thread please be Vancouver Canucks themed?

>>150340566
Hockey wives should work jobs that lose their husbands money

should be sabres themed, they don't get enough love around here

I was promised a Nashville predators thread yesterday

>>150341097
You were lied to

>>150340509
w-what's a dragon nerd

>>150341132
>>150341132
>>150341132
>>150341132
>>150341132

>>150341080
Love to work for a "foundation"