Thread 150329963

Matchday 2
>Sat
12:30 Man City - Tottenham
15:00 Bournemouth - Wolves
15:00 Burnley - Sunderland
15:00 Brentford - Aston Viller
17:30 Arsenal - Leeds United
>Sun
14:00 Crystal Palace - Nottm Forest
14:00 Everton - Brighton
16:30 Fulham - Man United
>Mon
20:00 Newcastle - Liverpool

Arsenal are the Premier Trophy Dodgers.

>>150329963 (OP)
>Fri
20:00 West Ham - Chelsea

>first game on a friday
>second game on a monday
kill me

That Europa League has sure changed things

>BlueCo reach agreement with Brighton & Hove Albion to sign Julio Enciso. Personal terms in place with 21yo #BHAFC midfielder & Paraguay int’l expected to initially spend time at Strasbourg but viewed as long-term Chelsea player

lol, lmao

>Fri
20:00 Chelsea-West Ham

Trophy dodgers are well and truly out of the woodwork right now

>>150329991
West Ham is at home though

BREAKING: Eberechi Eze to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties.

Crystal Palace to receive package in excess of £60m as Eze preferred #AFC over Spurs.

Arsenal win race over Tottenham, been in advanced talks for days but never sealed.

you have to agree with me gyokeres is going to flop big style
like that is 1 in a billion odds he won't flop you have to agree with me on that

It's over

boy that was a tense 2-4 hours

West Ham play Chelsea at 8pm on Friday btw lads

>>150330001
>Verbal agreement in place between all parties.
Isak-sisters...

>>150329999
hey IBP how's Stockholm? (probably never want to leave hehe)

>celtic
SPFL quality i see

>>150330002
I can't believe that club were dumb enough to fall for the portuguese league scam.
It's even worse than Nunez because this guy has already flopped once, Brighton determined he wasn't good enough.

>>150329990
Chelsea just hoover up every youth player they can and then sell whoever doesn't stick.

190 having a mad one on his VPNs I see. Does he actually support Spurs? It might explain a lot.

>Arsenal win race over Tottenham, been in advanced talks for days but never sealed
>advanced talks for days
>but never sealed

Levy you master negotiator

I find it hard to believe Eze would've happily joined Spurs but if Spurs had been far more aggressive in wanting him then they'd have gotten him.
Therefore I think it's fair to call this a hijacking
Can't additionally call it a GAZUMPing yet because the accepted deal fees don't seem to be coming from the same sources

>>150329963 (OP)
will 4chan go down again if arsenal win the league

What's he thinking right now

>>150330002
have said many times his metrics were incredibly low. stunned arteta took the plunge, my sources at arsenal utterly incredulous over this transfer.

>>150330044
>all that money saved!

>>150330003
>spurs fail to sign eze for what seems like 2-3 weeks now
>havertz injured and arsenal sign cover in 24 hours
Levy OUT, guy couldn’t score in a brothel

Was this worth pissing Richarlson off? Why even offer him if you weren't guaranteed to get him? Now he's going to sulk.

>>150330038
Guess we'll never know :)

>>150330044
those palestinian children will pay for this

This Robbie Williams sure is something else

>>150330038
Won't happen. Liverpool and City too strong, season is over if Liverpool sign Isak.

>>150330038
A lot of seething will happen in the liverpool, united and spurs containment general that is /epl/

Spurs fans have been properly shagged up the arse twice this transfer window
Levy doesn't give a shite

>>150330069
liverpool wont even finish higher than 3rd

Arsenal

will the banana bros cook?

Wonder how the big boy media is going to react to his debacle?

>>150330055
No he isn't, the pigeon knows he's on borrowed time

>>150330069
Isak will get injured. It's international break soon as well. Once he plays on our shitty pitch, he'll do his knee

>>150330074
Nope. Tottenham have a pretty good squad. Spending 68m on a player like Eze is not the difference between success and failure contrary to what unintelligent observers might think.

>>150330087
Not sure, Chelsea have a far darker team and needed refball to scrape a home 0-0

>>150330055
levy playing 5d chess

>>150330092
Doesn't he play as a quasi-LW with Gyokeres as ST? I don't watch your team, sorry.

Can’t wait to see how artetlet destroys every positive of eze’s game and has him standing around crab passing
Saying this as an arse anal fan btw

190's right
Spurs didn't want Eze nor GIbbs-White
It was all a smokescreen

>american arsenal janny
ew piss off

>>150330115
>has him standing around crab passing
The wide players don't do crab passing, that's half their problem. They try to take on players and lose it.

>>150330087
>which banana bros cock?
All three at the same time up the arse thanks

Trans seething

>>150330114
yes pretty much. he comes in from the left
it's usually isak - gyökeres - kulusevski

>>150330129
Agree with this

>>150330069
>if Liverpool sign Isak.
That deal is completely dead, I don't think even Liversimp would say it's still on (main reason he's been sulking and withholding his screenshotspam).

>>150329963 (OP)
Is there some sort of time limit between a player signing and playing a competitive game? Like, if a match was on Sunday and the player gets fully properly announced on Saturday, can he play in that game? What if he was announced earlier that Sunday? Does the club need to send in a roster or whatever to the FA or whoever way earlier? Can they pre-emptively add this player's name on the list even if they haven't announced him, cause I assume that's mainly for social media than anything else?

>>150330129
do you call everyone you don't like 190 or what?

>>150330087
they appear very introverted

>>150330154
Has to be in the week before.

>>150330148
Ah thought so, thanks. A shame. But I suppose you can switch during the game if shit doesn't work.

>>150330151
Is it? I've heard it's basically agreed and it would help their FFP shit?

>>150330177
>Is it? I've heard it's basically agreed
No chance, Isak even had to go back to training today.

>>150330138
when are they not

just gone 7am in australia btw.

i'm sorry i don't see the hype around this palace player
he's not even young

>>150330183
I saw claims of £130m bid? Or is it just grifters?

>>150330188
5am in perth

>>150330168
Is that so all the background people can check the finances and stuff to make sure the transfer was above board?

>>150330188
This is the Spurs-supporting Aussie who thinks he has an IQ of 2,000 and anyone with a differing opinion to him might as well be worse than an amoeba.

>>150330204
Bid was rejected, Isak cried on Instagram that he was lied to by the ownership, then Newcastle put out an official statement denying that happened then said he was absolutely not being sold this window.

>>150329963 (OP)
what do you do if your isak for monday
if you go then you are judged but if you dont then you are effectively in exile as your not getting sold

>>150330206
You have to be registered with the club by a certain time to play. At the professional level I'm sure it's at least 24 hours before a match is played.

Spurs fans are so pathetic allowing themselves to get upset over this. The guy is 27 years old and stat pads his goals with penalties. £68m with the english tax is too much.

For Spurs to fire up the table, it needs to be driven by the upside of their young players. If one or more of Tel, Odobert, Bergval, Sarr, Gray can reach the next level, it has the capacity to improve them much more for significantly less cost than Eze.

Look at Arsenal as a prime example of this: they went from embarrassingly missing the top 4 to almost winning the title. The acquisitions of Saliba and Gabriel Jesus obviously made some degree of difference, but the real driving factor was players like Martinelli, Saka and Odegaard reaching the next level.

>>150330225
Up to Eddie, personally I wouldn't play him because I wouldn't trust him to try hard enough.
I suspect Howe will lie though and say the fake thigh injury is why he's being kept out of the match.

>>150330200
is this tottenham cope

>Look at Arsenal as a prime example of
winning absolutely fuck all

Tic Tac
Tic Tac

>>150330238
>Spurs fans are so pathetic
always start with pure facts, this is the way to get people to keep reading

>>150330233
The 24 hours does ring a vague sounding bell from back in the day so that's probably right. Thanks.

>>150330248
They are obviously a bad example to follow for winning trophies, but you cannot deny their improvement from 21/22 to 22/23.
Considering Tottenham finished 17 last season, it wouldn't be very humble for them to dismiss Arsenal as an example to follow.
Same principle applies to Tottenham about 12 years ago. In 2013 they splashed the cash on all kinds of different players and it didn't work out. Then they took a more intelligent approach under Pochettino and it worked out pretty well.

>Farnborough v Worthing in National League South entering the 128th minute because a player had his leg broken in the first minute of injury time
sovl

Spurs fans are having a real meltdown over this. He's a great player and they desperately need him but I think it's mainly over the image being put out by ENIC, yet again.

>>150330245
i don't support any london club
i'm looking at his fbref and he's noticeably worse than havertz, who's a year younger

>>150330281
I'd like to see them take to the streets

>>150330280
always liked their fish logo even though it's modern circleslop

gentle reminder Isak will be moving clubs this summer

>>150330330
Why are liverpool fans like you always so dumb tho?

>>150330330
Yes. From Newcastle United Firsts to Newcastle United Reserves.

>>150330308
it finished at 139 minutes, must be a record

>>150330330
isak to sunderland

>>150330343
you have been gently reminded

>>150330353
Not really explaining your lack of intelligence though

>>150330280
Injury time indeed

>>150330363
do you need to be gently reminded again?

>>150329999
>>150330001
Good for nothing retards.

>>150330047
Not saying you're wrong, but what sources would you even have you retarded faggot nigger?

>>150330330
in your dreams, customer

>>150330369
I would like you to explain why you're unintelligent.

Can someone explain to me why Manchester United has so many indians and pakistanis in their fanbase?

>>150330386
Manchester is rightful Muslim clay

Can someone explain to me why Arsenal has so many nigerians in their fanbase?

>>150330381
you dont seem to be taking this news very well

Who is the whitest club in the prem?

>>150330401
I'm simply wondering why you are so lacking in intelligence anon.

>>150330409
leeds

>>150330300
You’d like to shit in the streets you mean.

>>150330398
visit inner city london and you will quickly find out

>>150330351
I think it is yeah. In recent memory here we had a Carabao Cup match between Burton and Bournemouth which had 28 minutes added due to lighting issues. But from 2019:
>A Gaza football referee gave 42 minutes of extra time in yesterday's derby between Shabab Khanyounis and Ittihad Khanyounis, when the match had to be stopped because the lighting on the field was not activated.

>>150330409
Newcastle or Sunderland

>>150330134
My favorite gimmick

>>150330409
none of them

>>150330396
hello andy burnham

>>150330426
Funnily enough if you visit Tottenham you'll find that out faster than if you visit Islington

Thinking about earlier *jerks thumb towards the past* when Spurs got their second deal this window for a much-needed number 10 TORPEDOED

>>150330450
true but the blacks in tottenham/seven sisters also support arsenal

https://x.com/indykaila/status/1955633378231022016?t=B3d1gcOAzxWcIeCKtKktvQ&s=19

the anti Indy mongs are going to be positively seething at this

yeah not clicking that mate

>>150330448
Inshallah

So Wissa would be the
ULTIMATE SNUBBED TEST
if he goes to spuds, sNubcastle will be a joke
if he goes to sNubcastle, spuds will be a joke
i wonder which other team wants him

>>150330465
not a clear upgrade on bergvall

>>150330539
>stays at Brentford and does a public interview calling them both shit clubs

>>150330540
Doesn't matter
Spurs wanted him and FAILED to get him (repeat for Gibbs-White - FAILED)

>>150329963 (OP)
nice trophy

>>150330539
joins chelsea

>>150330560
That's ok, it happens.
Arsenal missed out on Vlahovic but that worked out pretty well for them

>>150330465
>*jerks thumb towards the past*
KEK

>>150330539
Wissa himself has already snubbed Spurs, he only wants Newcastle. I don't know why since Spurs would be an easier move for him.

Bit mad that Israel can get away with genocide in this day and age. Footy is a nice distraction though, eh lads?

>>150330578
been promised a healthy supply of geordie lasses

it's Richarlison that I feel sorry for

Seen this episode before.
10 years ago it was Saido Berahino. Levy wouldn't give West Brom the £30m they were demanding. The window closed, and all the Spurs fans were calling for Levy's head.

>>150330582
it is from smelly middle eastern fuckers

>>150330596
Why? It's been one game and based Frank has already re-unlocked him.

>>150330582
Israel has killed 60k people in a massively overpopulated dense shithole with 2m+ people crammed in and smelly retards like you keep calling it a genocide. Mad.

>>150330273
is this you

>>150330620
yet levy was willing to sell him for magic beans

>>150330620
Spurs offered Palace Richarlison as recently as today to help the Eze deal along. Basically told him that he's unwanted and that they want Eze (they didn't get Eze btw)

Arteta OUT
Ange IN

/trans/ simply doesn't know how to enjoy a true transfer hijacking, all too busy seething and spamming
It's well funny

>>150330632
Magic beans are a much better investment than most people believe. They worked out very well for young Jack.

>>150330596
he’s the most spursy player. right where he belongs

>>150330610
>Berahino is a free agent again
lol

helicopters flying above my house
im scared

>>150328734
why is arteta so obsessed with signing chelsea players anyway? why does he love that club so much?

>>150330691
its honestly embarrassing

>>150330691
humiliation fetish

But I was told that winning the previously thought to be tinpot trophy also known as the europa league is actually a prestigious trophy now and will propel spurs into the big leagues along side the clubs with actual pedigree. What happened spudbros? Your trophyless rivals just hijacked your number 1 target because he wanted to play for them over you. Turns out finishing 2nd and being trophyless is still a better proposition than joining a europa league winning spurs side. Everyone knows it was a complete fluke.

>>150330724
Stop talking about that and talk about Arsenal signing Madueke instead!

>win trophy
>get sacked
why is tottenham so hateful towards successful management

>>150330636
Damn. Well all that should matter to him is that the coach believes in him, nevermind the jew owner.

Liverpool fans think we're going to forget that they failed to sign a player they tapped up for a year and a half and made a PL record bid for

>>150330569
fixed

it is the history of the tottenham

Arsenal ITK pretty much just confirmed more players will be signed. I'm thinking isak.

>>150330610
Based LEVY won’t overpay for overpriced players just because they’re black and English and pacey and powerful and black and most importantly black
White crest
White club
White players like Maddison, Kulusevski and Richarlison

>>150330375
>>150330381
>>150330415
we don't sign our posts here

>>150330821
he overpays for french ones though, ndombele, sissoko

Mathys Tel NEXT COPE YIDDO!

>>150330724
if the Europa League is so easy why did Arsenal get battered by Olympiakos?

Eze coming to play with his Nigerian mandem. Saka, Noni and Rice.

The worst part is that they can't even deny their club wanted the Gibbs-White and Eze since OFFICIAL bids were made and FAILED
So it cannot be a question of the players themselves nor even their perceived quality
But it's easier to do that then have a go at their daddy Joe Lewis

>>150330842
If the europa league is so prestigious why can't spurs sign eze?

>>150330801
The Ange drop lel
>It's just who we are mate

>>150330871
there's no need to spend 68m, not a clear upgrade on bergvall

>>150330871
Lets get back on topic. The topic being Arsenal getting battered by Olympiakos

>>150330877
I’m not a clown

>>150330801
Oooo Cundy caling them "Newcastle of the South"
He isn't a Scouser GB so you can go after him for that

>>150330864
MGW to Spurs was done until Marinakis threw a melty. No lack of pull there. Eze always preferred Arsenal and this was always known. Eze to Spurs would only happen so long as Arsenal never came in for him, and they did. It is what it is. I don't think Tottenham fans can be too mad at their club for trying.

what are tottenhams other targets
bit late now

Ummm anyone want Nicolas Jackson?

>>150330930
>what are tottenhams targets
Avoiding relegation

>>150330930
Jadon

>>150330930
45m for Harvey Elliott

>>150330930
Tottenham gave PSG a serious game and started off the year with a comfortable 3-0 win. They might already be better than Arsenal.

Always rate Zubac, me

>>150330809
Rodrygo surely. They've been linked with him heavily all throughout the window.

>>150330952
Let 4plebs reflect that they lost against PSG then were at home against relegation-favourites Burnley

>Hojlund to Napoli
imagine

>>150330975
No my dear tard, they drew with PSG then lost a penalty shootout. They outplayed PSG for 90% of the game so clearly a lot is working right. At the very least there will be a rather substantial improvement on last season.
Depending on the magnitude of certain players improvement, Spurs could be a lot better than you're prepared to admit right now. Better than Arsenal even.

>>150330990
worked for mctominay

>>150330930
Apparently they are obsessed with the signing only being a number 10
So I'd have said Kluivert from Bournemouth but I don't think they can afford to sell anyone else now

>>150331013
KDB going from feeding Haaland to feeding Hojlund

Spurs should honestly get Paqueta

>>150331025
You do realize Spurs are currently above maximum squad capacity?

>>150331041
only a retard would unironically suggest that

>>150331042
>realize
FOY

>>150330930
ITK wankers are murmuring about a big morgan rogers bid with the ear marked money for both the eze and savinho now they've both fallen through
english, halfcast, young, massively overpriced, overrated and rushed as fuck. seems right up levy's street, but i don't see villa selling for <£100m which does not seem even in the same postcode as levy's street

>>150331086
Savinho hasn't fallen through

>>150331086
It's too late for Spurs now, teams won't want to lose players with the season started. Villa already look way off it and they'll struggle to replace him.
>>150331105
Levy's refusing to match the evaluation so City will happily just not sell.

>>150330971
Ornstein said it was looked into but nothing ever came of it and nothing is being worked on with rodrygo as of yesterday. If they're clever they'll put in a loan bid for isak to end the standoff. It works out for all parties except Liverpool who can't pay the full amount anyway. Either that or isak goes abroad on loan but he wanted to stay in the prem according to reports. Keep in mind isak was arsenals primary target the last 2 windows.

>>150331028
what is conte cooking over there

I arrived in London and had a meeting with Tottenham and was about to sign for them, my agent got a call just before I signed and said The Arsenal want to talk, I jumped in a taxi and went to Arsenal and sign for them, Spurs even paid for the taxi - Emmanuel Petit

>>150331177
the everton of london

>>150330003
So is Glasner going to resign now?

He's always right!

fucking hell what happened

Eberechi Eze agrees personal terms with Arsenal ahead of completing move from Crystal Palace. Deal in principle already struck for 27yo attacking midfielder to join #AFC after #CPFC vs Fredrikstad in #UECL. Player’s part now finalised too @TheAthleticFC

>>150331142
Winning Serie A for the second year in a row

>>150331226
I wondered what he'd have to say about this.
He's still not a Spurs fan by the way but he is currently organising "the biggest protest ever" due to the Eze deal collapsing. That record is currently held by the 2003 antiwar rally in Rome so he's going to gather more than 3 million people.
Good luck to him!

>>150331123
>It works out for all parties except Liverpool

not sure how that works out for Newcastle desu

>>150331290
Well they can offload the player to anyone that isn't Liverpool. A player who doesn't want to play for them any more.

>>150331304
so giving him away on loan instead of selling him for over 100m works out?

>>150331288
3.1 million Spurs fans swarming around N17. I can't think that'd be a target for anyone who doesn't like Israel.

so is eze being brought in by arse primarily as a LW? because he isn't starting over the terrorist's golden boy at #10

>>150331325
Nobody wants to pay the fee because of how much it is and even less so now when they know the player doesn't want to play for Newcastle ever again. The same thing happened with osimhen and they loaned him to galatasary or whoever it was.

>>150331344
>Nobody wants to pay the fee

but there was a bid of over 100m, why is loaning him out more favourable than taking that fee? youre not being very rational here

>>150331123
It is weird to me that they went for Eze when it's Havertz that got injured and not Odegaard. Maybe another striker is in the cards after all. And I was also thinking a loan move for Isak would be the likeliest option.

>>150330809
Called indy out for being a shit eating spastic as well

>>150331123
>Ornstein said it was looked into but nothing ever came of it and nothing is being worked on with rodrygo as of yesterday
Cause he wants Citeh and is looking for houses in Manchester right now

>>150331366
Because they want their market value obviously. And the loan will probably have obligations along with it. Liverpool won't pay the asking price, Newcastle won't lower the asking price, and the player never wants to play for them again.

>>150331388
>And the loan will probably have obligations along with it.

such as?

>>150331368
Eze is the left wing replacement. They probably went for him because one of the current wingers has received solid interest to leave the club before the end of the window. Havertz replacement will be another striker of some sort you'd think.

>>150331406
Probably with an obligation to buy at a cut fee or something I don't know. Either way we know isak isn't staying at Newcastle.

Spurs' main ITK Alasdair Gold (yeah I know) saying that Spurs genuinely thought Eze would join them and that they've now left it too late to find anyone suitable.
Spurs see Rogers as the main target but are sure Villa won't sell him and the main bloke in charge of their signings Johan Lange is currently on holiday - why the fuck would you go on holiday now? - so any deals can't be pursued anyway.

>>150331431
ah so sell him, not a loan, yeah that make sense, they're cut price doesnt though

>>150331437
£90M for Savinho, final offer.

>>150331368
>Maybe another striker is in the cards after all
It's time for you know who

>>150331419
>Havertz replacement will be another striker of some sort
That's what I was trying to imply, yeah. I think it might just be a huge coincidence/misunderstanding that they went for Eze because Havertz got injured. I think they always wanted Eze.
Didn't think he'd be considered the left wing replacement though, unless Martinelli (or Jesus) is getting sold. Cause Trossard just got a pay increase and they already bought Madueke even if he can play on the right. The only replacement for Odegaard is 18 year old Nwaneri as far as I'm aware. Vieira too but I'm pretty sure they're trying to offload him.
Also it's always possible that they get a really under the radar striker and not someone high profile and the ITKs are just hyping people up because more engagement is good for them.

>>150331445
Well it depends on how much the loan fee is. Chelsea paid some crazy amount for joao Felix on loan a few years ago.

>>150331469
I'm convinced that the isak saka isn't over yet.

>Hey, Eddie, it's me Arteta, I know we both fucking hate each other, but why don't you lend me your best player and then I'll buy him off you next year for less than the offer you already flat out rejected? It's a good deal, you're the only real winner here! hmu asap bro!
I can't believe arsewog is actually more retarded than shitizen.

>>150331491
Isak saga*

>>150331491
>the isak saka

>>150331463
Kek, I was thinking it earlier in the window but surely Arsenal won't splash 60 more million on a Chelsea reject?
Right?

>>150331491
I'm not either. I'm just not too convinced Arsenal are part of that saga. Yes, they were very interested but I think they've made their bed with Gyokeres.

>>150331437
lange is basically pre-fired anyway, this whole debacle plus him being on holiday already means they're probably bringing paratici back in full time at some point in the near future

https://youtu.be/54FnEaho17M?si=NbY4iMSLIfr6JZXD

Kek

>>150331491
see
>>150330330

>>150331507
Havertz is leaving next season anyway. Recreate the Sweden front line.

>>150331528
The photo of him in the shirt as well

>>150331537
Yes, it's time to give Kulusevski what his heart desires

NO
FUCKING
WAY

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1958296613941879054?t=xoezP4r5Dmt-oM9K2WK7Dg&s=19

Fabrizio really rubbing it in lmao.

>>150331697
>>150331707
>https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/eze-arsenal-transfer-latest-spurs-hijack-b2811373.html
It looks like both Palace and Eze were just waiting for Arsenal putting the money on the table

Snubberpool not getting Isak XD

>>150331722
This is why I'm still thinking arsenal will go back in for isak. He was the number one target for ages. I doubt they'd give up that easily when he's still available on the market.

>>150331776
they've already spent 300m with no sales

>>150331802
Most profitable club in the prem and still have a lot of PSR headroom left according to ornstein last weekend on NBC.

>>150331823
>still have a lot of PSR headroom left according to ornstein last weekend on NBC.

They've spent another 70m since then

I can see Manchester United getting 4th or 5th this season. They looked very good against Arsenal. A weaker defence buckles imo.

>>150331869
Gary you need to be getting to sleep you have lots of huel to drink and calisthenics to do in the morning

>>150331887
My name is Matt

>>150331869
they looked pretty good, mbuemo and cunthair + sesko will be solid once they figure that out. midfield is not great
i'm gonna say 7th
oh and the goalkeeper situation is dire forgot about that.

>>150331869
Nope they looked shit and created nothing good.

Gary Neville had an Excel spreadsheet where he tracks what flavour of huel he drank, at what time and how much he enjoyed it on a scale of 1-10

>>150331865
Spent £193m so far. Martinelli is leaving for £80m.

>>150331931
youre not including Eze in that figure, and nobody is paying 80m for Martinelli lmao

Fucking hell midtable clubs are getting absolutely pulverised this summer
>Eze
>Mbuemo
>Wissa
>Norgaard
>Flekken
>Cunha
>Ait Nouri
>Kudus
>Pedro
>Huijsen
>Kerkez
>Zabarnyi
Fulham for top 8 finish

>>150331911
>>150331918
Despite those things they were all over Arsenal who are one of 3 title favourites.

>>150332068
That's an overstatement. Good teams get results on their home deck, and certainly don't try to cheer themselves up after a loss at home.
Man United created nothing good. Arsenal were comfortable the entire match. Yes they time-wasted because Arteta is a bad coach, but overall, United still just aren't very good.
If this was the SAF days, Arsenal would've been the ones feeling the pressure and cracking.

>>150331607
What do you look like Cundy?
“I look like Spurs”

>>150332054
Will United buy Baleba?

>>150332090
im a /mug/ger through and through but there were chances first half that just screamed for someone in the box to do something, i think once sesko gets up to speed he'll be pouncing on a lot of those opportunities
in my #fraudwatch i think sesko will end up being more successful than gyokeres come end of the season. maybe not successful in terms of league position (arsenal will finish above united) but i think sesko will end up contributing more than gyokeres

Why are Ornstein and Mokbel allowed to be journalists when they're literal Arse fans who blatantly act as club mouth pieces. The Guardian article proves this was all a set up and these people all knew it. But they hid it from us because they're arse cancer.

>>150332217
Independent not guardian

SANCHO YOU ARE SPURS

>>150332129
wouldn't bet against it
Enciso as well and Kluivert rumoured to be going too I think

>>150331419
>Eze on the wing
Passing between the wide attacking midfielder and the inverting defender HYPE. Overloading the middle of the pitch at the fastest speeds possible while our opponents defence scrambles to block out the box. Split the low block with precise 1-2s around the box. Can't wait for more fartetaball COYG

still haven't received a good answer on why arteta is so obsessed with chelsea players

>>150332068
Arsenal won't challenge until sharteta is gone

>>150330002
>slow
>bad touch
>weak in the air
yeah its a flop

>>150332090
Just say youre a seething liverpool fan

How do you manage to get rejected by a player after activating their release clause only to go on to get rejected by your 2nd choice after agreeing personal terms because you were penny punching over the transfer fee. Surely having to resort to your backup option will instill some panic to get the deal done ASAP. Not like it was a secret that arsenal had been loosely following Eze this entire window either.

Genuinely can't think of a worse window, ever. Icing on the cake wasn't just losing Eze but losing him to AFC.

>>150332796
i think you need to take your meds

>>150332870
Why don't I take your meds

how could this happen? All details were agreed, apart from the fee

>>150332054
clubs now going with the SAF strategy of buying all the best players from mid-table premier league clubs.
too many failures with importing from outside england. arsenal are about to learn this lesson with their new striker.

>>150332909
Tottenham fan here. It literally doesn't bother me remotely.
Would Eze improve Spurs? Yeah probably.
Worth £68m? Not for me.
I would rather target a lesser-known player with higher potential.

>>150332947
Dibling season

>>150332947
Which is why you'll always be a tinpot small club. Eze is a game changer signing for spurs. He's carried his team to more trophies in the last few months than spurs have won in decades.

>>150332978
Nope, you simply aren't very smart and can't see the big picture.
Eze is a good solid player, but he's 27 years old and a lot of his goals are from penalties. He is not necessarily a good investment at £68m.
The best way to win trophies is through smart money, not mindlessly splashing cash everywhere. Tottenham's best player from the last 15 years was an academy player, Harry Kane, who cost them £0.
Tottenham have shown they are more than capable of spending big money, and more often than not it hasn't worked out. Better to be smart and let desperate Arsenal splash all their money in their hopeless quest to win a major trophy with Arteta as coach.

>>150333049
Which is why you'll always be a tinpot small club. Eze is a game changer signing for spurs. He's carried his team to more trophies in the last few months than spurs have won in decades.

>>150333067
no need to keep coping, my dear retard. you've been done.

>>150333100
I didn't say anything about City or Liverpool, my dear retard.
Arsenal are hopeless by default because Arteta is the manager. No trophies for 5 years says more than I ever could.

I don't know which is funnier, Spuds getting snubbed again or Arsenal thinking they're back when they still have Shartinelli, Bukrappo and Gyoknunez as their front 3

>>150333129
Arteta has the same amount of major trophies in 5 years as a manager than spurs as an entire football club got in 34 years mate. Your last major trophy was the FA cup in 1991.

>>150333256
Ok, so you're an even bigger idiot than I thought. Thank you for letting us know :)

Arsenal in for ANOTHER flop???

is indykaila's linsanity run over?

Thomas Frank is 100% regretting his decision to manage sp*rs. His 10 is out with an ACL injury for half the season and the top replacements were both completely bungled.

>>150333305
Seething small hat wearer

>>150333513
yet even with those injuries, he gave PSG a better challenge than arsenal did last year.

>>150333550
Wow so spurs must have beaten psg then right?

>>150333049
>smart money,
Todd specials

Reminder

>>150333895
why are white people like this?

>>150333560
Did better than Arsenal

Who has the most INSUFFERABLE fanbase? Arsenal or Liverpool.

>>150334333
'pool > manure > arse

>>150334333
seen that anfield guy singing for zubimendi(zubi zubi doo, where are youu, we've got some work to do?)?
it's not even a competition

creaming

arsenal antis seething hard: the thread

>>150334292
Arsenal beat psg last season 2-0 and didn't bottle it. When was the last time spurs beat psg?

>>150334367
>Andy Howe

>>150334367
€500m. Pay up Poocastle

>>150334333
arse by far, but i'm biased
dyed in the piss scousers are harmless and become quite endearing(like a little dog that thinks it's well hard despite weighing 7kg) once you realise they're all suffering from multiple genetic and alcohol induced birth defects

>>150334540
I would say all fans of any club are irritating.

>>150331911
You forgot the defense too...so pretty much the whole team

>>150334632
defense is solid and set for years

>>150334333
Only one of those fanbases pissed on their own dead fans

>>150334367
It's so funny City had this guy just chilling on the bench for like 2 years

bro I miss antony

The last time Man United lost their opening game 1-0 they won the league

Man United have also won the league every year a numbered GTA released

>>150334910
>Man United have also won the league every year a numbered GTA released
GTA V was released in 2013.
Man United won the league in 2012-2013. They did not win in 2013-2014; in fact, that's the exact point they imploded and became a banter club.

Last time united won a league they had SAF.

Last time united won a league they were one of the two favourites to win it off the back of a very competitive season unlike now where 3 other teams are clear favourites

Last time united won a league they had the best striker in the league who scored 25+ goals in the league winning season and 30 goals the season before unlike shitters like sesko and hojlund

>sell iwobi
>buy another iwobi for 2x price
>still no striker
At least you cucked spurs lmao.

>>150335017
So they lifted the trophy in 2013...

Never comment on the english game again.

>>150335102
retard

I LOVE how much saying anything positive about Man United triggers an instant seethe post. Proper tickles my balls to see Liversissies and Arsewogs sperging out.

i only care about my united is eze that good

>>150334910
irrelevant

irrelevant

correlation =/= causation

>>150335034
it always shocks me just how quickly it all fell apart after SAF left. They didn't even slowly transition to a worse side, they instantly tanked, and have since become a mercenary banter club completely devoid of spirit.
I think losing the old guard hurt almost just as much as losing SAF. Ppl always raised eyebrows over keeping fossils like Giggs and Scholes around til their 40s but they epitomized the winning mentality and helped drive standards. They got nothing like that now. I think Bruno is supposed to be their modern day equivalent lol.

Paqueta to Spurs is the only way Levy can salvage the window and that's pretty funny

>failed to get MGW
>failed to get Eze
>will fail to get Savinho
How will Levy recover from this?

>>150335199
west ham got no one good in their team, their strikers are lucke, kwablum wilson and bowen OOP, they will put 100m pricetag for him. he isn't that prolific either

>>150335172
He managed to get the best out of average players which is something nobody else has been able to do since, not even the likes of pep or mourinho. They rely on big players when SAF won a league with players like Evans, cleverly, Raphael, young and welbeck in the team. I remember reading a fun fact about 2013 united which stated that if United won every game after wrapping up the league they would've broken the points record. That's how dominant they were that season. Shipped a lot of goals but scored a fucking ton too.

>>150335229
What about based fullgrug

>>150335247
lucke is fullkrug

>>150335212
I don't think Savinho deal will collapse. If it was off, any of the club journos would've killed it and said it's off but they haven't.

>get screwed out of champions league football on the last day of the season by a crooked ref at old trafford (of course)
>have to significantly adjust financially because that means less money coming in
>have to sell jacob ramsey
>probably have to sell morgan rogers
>have to let leon bailey go on loan to get a fee and get his wages off the books for a season
>dibu and watkins want to leave anyway, will probably have to let one if not both of them go
>...only incomings are a young unproven ngubu strriker from the french league and some literal who keeper on a free

Feel like shit right now desu with you lads...
Anyone got any sad Villa frogs? I fell I'm going to need to post quite a few of them this season.

>>150335316
why did they trash dondencker away

>>150335316
Villa is the one case where I think PSR is actually helping your club.
You're already spending close to 100% of your income on wages, and still complaining that you can't do more.

>>150335316
btw I know Emery is generally well respected, but did he mess up on the Watkins-Duran situation last season? Duran was tearing it up while Watkins was playing mid at best. 20 yo Duran demanded to become the starter over the much older 28 yo Watkins. Emery stuck with Watkins andsold Duran. Watkins has continued to play mid to shit ever since, had his head turned by Arse at xmas, and wants to leave. Should Emery have chosen Duran instead?

Want to hear a joke?
>Tottenham Hotspur

>>150335316
>Ramsey
been shit since the big injury, wouldn't sign new contract on offer
>Bailey
been shit for a year, high earner, wasterman
>Dibu
shit for a year, high earner, old, don't think he'll leave this season though, probably go to Saudi or Atletico for big money next summer
>Rogers
nobody is paying the fee this season, if he has another decent season they'll scam a fortune for him from a Manc club or even Madrid looking for another English cash spinner
>Watkins
if they get Jackson it's basically Watkins but younger and on less money
>Guessand
looks a pretty good fit on paper, at least
>Bizot
did great at the weekend, considering he's replaced Olsen he can only be an improvement

>>150335364
Duran is an utter nutter tbqh. Balotelli Mk II. Getting that kind of money for him in January was miraculous.

I'm saving all this abuse for when we win the champions league and/or Premier league this season. You're acting like we don't have a good team already. Only city scored more than us on the weekend. Arse anal barely scraped a win against 15th place. Eze can rot there for all I care because maddison is better anyway and so is Rodgers.

>>150335305
City put Savinho price way above Spurs valuation and they’re going to increase it further knowing Spurs are in panic, knowing Levy he will back off.

spurs will go for adama traore

kulusevski is the most underrated player in the league and i'm tired of pretending otherwise

Net Spend in 2025
Arsenal - £255m
Liverpool - £105m
City - £290m
United - £198m

Why didn't Watkins go anywhere?

>>150335472
It was Burnley m8. The City game will be clarifying for both teams. Frank is one of the few managers who've done the double over Man City and he did it in their treble year with shitty ass Brentford

United get relegated from the sheer meme magic power of /mug/ shitposting

It’s just who we are mate

eddie howe will get sacked and ange will take over, screenshot this

>>150335772
he'd have isak bleeding black and white before the end of september

>>150335820
>>150335772
>comes in
>convinces Isak to stay
>finishes 16th in the league
>wins the UCL

Isn't it bit embarrassing that English manager never won the english premier league?

>>150335893
Ryan Mason will do it in 29/30 when he's appointed spurs manager after Frank steps down post CL win
bergval will win PoTS, johnson(now captain) will win the ballon d'or after a 40 goal season and a wales WC win

>>150335893
Not really because it only started in 92, and was dominated by a skirt wearing Scotchman until all the money and global influence flooded in.

>>150335600
Spurs are their bogey team.

>>150335953
i'm a spurs customer, and though our league record is pretty good in the last 5 years against them(something like 5-2-3), i'm not holding my breath on this one
i expect frank to whip out the 5-3-2 game plan from the super cup, but i think city are the exact kind of team that will break that down by dragging our players around
maybe they'll be more likely to let savinho come to us out of pity if we let em win

i have no doubt howe'll be gone by this time next year at the latest, it was always a bad appointment. he brings too many people in and tries to take over the club ,celtic turned him down for that reason

>>150336072
i remember you spurs customers all gave me shit when i was telling you there's no way joshua onomah would be good enough to play premier league

>>150334333
liverpool by far, not even close, majority of mods on r/soccer and r/premierleague are american liverpool customers who wear red sox sweaters until september

who had the bigger snub window, Newcastle or Tottenham?

>>150336089
we have a habit of grossly overrating our academy players
most lads i know think moore will be MASSIVE in 2-3 years, but i reckon the poor lad has everton etched into his mitochondria

You now remember Archie gray

>>150334333
real life scousers are usually sound and just like any other normal family supporters
its their terminally online american/australian contingent who are the equivalent of monkey pox

>>150335949
Having your league dominated by scot is even more embarrassing

INEOS ARE YOU MAD

any new leaks by the highly trustworthy indykaila?

>>150336138
but i never forgot my special little baby boy and his silly little gen z haircut
he's such a special little centre back, fullback, defensive midfielder AND #8 everyboy. yes he is, yes he is
no no, don't look at his underlying numbers STOP

>>150336164
martinelli to arab for 80m

>>150336175
absolutely MASSIVE if this happens.
(isak to arsenal here we go)

Chelsea have merged with Strasbourg.

Mad how Salah was an average winger then it turned out he was an asthmatic and got surrounded by other asthmatics and then they were all running around like a non-asthmatics on PEDs

BRING IN DAMSGAARD

>>150336199
you'll get akliouche and you'll like it
maybe, we'll see
oops window closed, what a shame

>>150334333
Arsenal, consider that they willingly contained themselves to their own containment general

Morgan Rogers has such a pleasing no-nonsense sounding name. None of this double-barrelled bollocks. No weird apostrophes or anything like that. He's Morgan Rogers. Bish bash bosh.

>>150336165
See how versatile is? He can be absolutely useless in about 7 different positions!

>>150336273
sounds like the name of a yank golfer

>>150335893
Still time Sherwoodsisters
I’ll never forget the season he took over Villa in the relegation zone and pulled off a great escape AND FA Cup final
Career ruined when they sold his best players out from under him and gave him that fucking Norwegian who’d been at Middlesbrough to replace Benteke’s 20 goals

>>150336084
it'll be more due to his lack of tactical flexibility and hard running style being exposed in CL than anything

Sky reporting that Spurs have upped their Savinho bid to £80M after missing out on Eze
I swear every year they miss out on their number 1 target by penny pinching and then have to panic and spend MORE money on their number 2 target instead
When will the Jew learn?

>>150333895
My aryan goat :)

>>150336126
Newcastle have bought in every other position they needed to.
They're a Wissa away from top 4.

>>150336309
yeah too many people go soft on him for the cl but that group was completely winnable, even at the time i was fuming that he spent 45m on barnes and went into europe without a 6

BRING
ME
DIBLING

>>150336311
Joe Willock is available

Since everyone is SNUBbing the Newcastle and there isnt much time left for them to sign a 9, could the Saudis loan themselves Ronaldo for 6 months?

Sotiris Kyrgiakos was bought from AEK Athens on this day in 2009.

It's just who we are mate

thinking of all those trophies arsenal will add to their collection this year

the binding of Isak

>>150336407
very forgettable player for liverpool

>>150336388
>sabotaging your own team

>>150336337
>that group was completely winnable,
Literally the most difficult group that year with a man at the helm who had competed in the same number of CL games as you or me and a club that hadn't been in the competition for almost a quarter of a century. They got fucked over.

am not a clown mate

>>150336508
that was more narrative and reputation than reality to those who were watching those matches, howe is just inflexible and lost before a ball was touched. i still hold one of the biggest mistakes was letting shelvey go the year before

>>150336554
>group was completely winnable
>howe lost before a ball was touched
You can't have it both ways. And the sad thing is you know that. Put Newcastle in any other group that year and they more than likely progress.

Roque Santa Cruz

>>150336621
still an active player btw

Dean Whitehead

>It's reported that Manchester United returned to the market on August 13 because of a clause in the deal that saw Ratcliffe take 25 per cent of the club last year. It's known as a 'drag-along right' and the purpose is to prevent minority shareholders from blocking deals that the majority shareholders want to go through.

>It was agreed in the negotiations that such a clause would come into play 18 months after Ratcliffe's INEOS invested in the Premier League side. In this specific scenario involving United, it would mean Ratcliffe wouldn't be able to prevent the Glazers from selling up and cashing in on United.

>The outlet claims that while Jassim is aware of the clause and has kept an eye on the situation, those close to the Qatari camp believe he has "zero interest" in acting upon it. Instead, it's suggested the bigwigs in Qatar have turned attention to new projects, including an attempt to host the 2036 Olympic Games.

>It's also suggested that Jassim and his group have walked away from the idea of buying a Premier League side altogether, with insiders telling the Mail: "Things have changed and the project would be seen as even more difficult now for a few reasons, not least because there's a belief the standard of the Premier League has improved and it would be more difficult to turn things around."

"y'all" know the REAL reason why a player like Eze chose Arsenal, right?

>>150336593
what i'm saying is the group was winnable if howe had handled squad building better and shown greater flexibility in style, and a willingness to move towards possession
i still remember when we were being linked to players like maddison and szoboszlai, and i thought since he'd just bought gordon the year before the plan was to have gordon or joelinton on the left and someone like maddison on the right, so he'd have 5 midfielders out of possession. but he went and bought barnes and tonali who don't make sense except as 1 to 1s or bench players for the runners he already had, and that's still the case today

>sign for £30m
>1 goal in 29 games
>sell for £70m

>>150336761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IOt4WbBROE

>>150336817
He got 8 assists and a 7.35 average match rating on FotMob

>>150336817
He should've had way more goals but he can't shoot

isak joining diogo jota

Diogo Jota and Marcos Alonso are offering to be designated driver for the team night out. Who do you choose?

Diogo Jota to Hell FC, Here we go!

>>150336943
But he already played for Liverpool

Arteta has now spent more money than Guardiola as a PL manager by the way

Arteta gets nowhere near enough scrutiny

>>150336968
tinpot club

>>150336968
dogshit club

>>150336973
>>150336976
Come on la, City aren't that bad.

>>150336968
No you see he has to play dogshit stokeball, hes making the best of what he has!

on the current trajectory arsenal will concede exactly 0 goals til the end of the season so apologize

>>150336968
>spends more than Guardiola
>wins as many trophies as ten Hag
Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the greatest fraud of all?

>>150336126
Newcastle it’s not even close

>>150336968
This is what happens when you get fooled into believing le method man is the right manager.

All autistic method, no real team spirit. There's a reason SAF teams kept winning while Arsenal never win anything.

>eze rejected spurs

Oy vey

>people mocking arsenal
>Aw immediately appears to try deflect to spuds

Kek

>come back
>transies still seething

Don't talk about Spurs missing out on their second agreed deal of the window
Don't talk about matches which took place in the past
And whatever you do
DO NOT talk about Chelsea

Arsenal are weighing up an offer for Morgan Rogers but Aston Villa have set a high price tag on their midfielder.

Eze rejecting spurs at the 11th hour is a generational snubbing. Hard reality check. Nobody respects spurs.

Love love love it

Wish the paintings sold cheaper as id love a VVD on my wall

>>150337131
New smart paintings. Completely vanishes if you run directly towards it

>>150337156
Van dijk is better than any arsenal defender in history btw

>>150337126
Dragusin snubbed Bayern to sign for Spurs.

Liverpool tapped up Van Dijk as well but at least they signed the cunt. Imagine how the FSG customers are feeling about Isak!

legitimately don't get what they're talking about when they talk about a police cover up at hillsborough

covering up what?

>>150337269
Thatcher herself pushed them all into the stadium without tickets

>>150337269
>2025
>still not familiar with the usual scouser victim complex stuff
what you should really be asking is why they're always trying to avoid talking about heysell

>>150337269
Their theory is that the police mishandled the crowds and told everyone to just barge in and this alone means the police are 100% at fault.

>>150337289
kek what would be the motive even
>lads let's let all these perms in the grounds at once it'll be a laugh, go on haha just for a laugh

when it comes to bri'ish police and coverups, i think the child rape gangs thing was a lot worse.
of course as we all know scousers are conditioned to believe anyone who dares speak negatively about pakistani migrants is an evil racist

>Final day of the season
>Anfield
>Liverpool vs Brentford
>92nd minute
>Liverpool 1-0 up and set to win the title by a point
>Jordan Henderson nutmegs Van Dijk on the edge of the box
>rainbow flicks it over the onrushing Allison
>stops the ball on the line and gets down on his hands and knees to head it in
>rushes toward the benches and grabs a Margaret Thatcher facemask
>still strapping it on while running full tilt towards the Kop
>takes his top off to reveal an undershirt where the words “96 wasn’t enough” are printed
>T poses infront of the kop with the Margaret thatcher face mask on and the 96 not enough undershirt in full view
>gets his cock out to add insult to injury
Im hard just thinking about it

Hillsborough was an ethnic cleansing.

>>150337299
I have seen them essentially claim this before, saying that Forest's fans didn't get crushed and so Liverpool fans were clearly victimised.
It's a blatant fact that far more Liverpool fans than could've had tickets were outside the grounds and were pushing their way in but this gets rubbished as a far-right conspiracy theory.

>>150332921
>buying all the best players from mid-table premier league clubs.

Ah a classic Football Manager strategy

>Adrien Rabiot and Jonathan Rowe engaged in a 10-minute ‘street fight’ at Marseille after Rulli lashed out at Rowe in Spanish. Rabiot punched Rowe first, who then hit back, prompting security intervention. Darryl Bakola, a 17-year-old, fainted during the melee.

Rowe and Rabiot are now on the transfer list

>>150337131
Kys liversimp

>>150337325
Forest fans: queue up, present your ticket, enter the stadium
Scouse Neanderthals: making grunting noises as the rush to the front at full speed climbing over every man, woman and child. They haven’t bought a ticket because that would be a far right capitalist plot by Thatcher to take their benefit money

Blades sign a defender before GTA 6 challenge

>>150337347
/epl/ not /efl/ get out of the big boys thread

>>150337354
Get your head out your arse paki customer

>>150337361
>lives in sheffield
>calls other people brown
Kek you love to see it

>>150337269
>Too young to remember Hillsbrough when it happened
>Wasn't a Liverpool fan so it didn't even really interest me much
>Reading something about football a couple of weeks ago
>Hillsbrough obviously comes up
>Know all of the memes
>Decide to check that enquiry or whatever that exonerated Liverpool fans from a few years ago because I've never read it
>Whole thing was just stuff like "The claim was a huge number of Liverpool fans turned up without tickets. This wasn't true and we're sorry"
>Basically nothing was disproved it was just some faggot taking every meme, saying it wasn't true, and then saying sorry
Surely these people know you never try to appease anyone who has a victim complex. It doesn't work and they only turn it up to 11.

screaming at people waiting at newcastle's training ground just to call isak a rat

>>150337375
Less brown than Manchester or London

>>150337377
my favourite are the africans posting ai images of howe and isak ive been creasing for days

The Isak deal collapsing was not in any part due to Geordies who were cowardly throughout.

>>150337438
“Tallest dwarf”
“Nicest man in prison”
Etc etc

>Alexander Isak and his representatives could invoke Article 17 to force a move to Liverpool next summer as a free agent, when Newcastle would be due far less than the £110m Reds bid in compensation.
>FIFA were pressured into adding the article to their regulations by the European Commission 20 years ago as they believed the transfer system restricted the freedom of players to change jobs like ordinary people.

>>150337494
>Newcastle taken to The Hague by their highest paid player
What a meme club

fucking hell Liverpool will want decades of inquests over why the tapping up failed now

>>150337494
>Media desperately scrutinising every piece of legislature they can to tap Isak up
Just imagine what they would be like if they *didn't* have a vendetta against Liverpool!

as a neutral who do we support in this liverpoo vs saudi castle saga?
and when they play each other who we hope wins?

But for real, why are they so insistent on keeping a player striking whom their fans despise? Do they think he's going to bag in goals for a team that will boo him every time he touches the ball? Assuming he doesn't just fake an injury until January? Just sell him retards.

>>150337539
i don't want to be mean but you really must be very thick

>>150337537
Bore draw probably
Newcastle winning without Isak would be the funniest outcome (remember van Dijk said after the Palace loss that they needed to sign a striker, obviously meaning Isak)

>>150337539
Morning, Alex. Sad you're still mad, but try to relax. It takes more muscles to frown >:( than it does to smile :)

>I’ll never live in Lincolnshire
JDIMSA

West Ham are in a death spiral, Sunderland and Leeds both look decent enough so it's an easy bet that they go down.

>>150337546
newcastle look like shit based off their match vs villel tho, don't fink they can manage a draw versus liverpool, specially without eezaak.
if they manage to shithouse a draw/win then fair play to eddie.

>>150337595
They didn't though they looked the far better team even before the sending off. The only reason they didn't win was because no striker.

>>150337595
>>150337607
Eddie is going to have someone break Salah’s legs

>>150337607
i respectfully disagree but to each his own.
it was in SJP as well, so you'd expect to be better against a subpar villa side.
>>150337624
that someone is joelinton, followed by the kill blow delivered from bruno.

>>150337639
>it was in SJP as well
No it wasn't. Now I have to respectfully disregard your entire opinion.

Van Dijks 40 year old legs will probably break just trying to turn as Gordon dukes him inside and out

>>150337651
understandable, i might be retarded.

>eze to gyokeres link up

uhh... guys... this is getting serious

>>150337653
he'll just break his nose again, sorted

>>150337697
what is the appeal of talksport

>>150337586
genuinely has lord sugar had a go on her

warra trophy for arsewog

Geordie scum

>>150337336
rabiot to utd at last

any new RFN (Real Football News) BOMBAZOs?

>>150337516
I posted this 2 weeks ago btw it doesnt require desperate scrutinisation bt I dont think Liverpol would agree to do it as it opens Pandoras box

Sky Sports News chief correspondent Kaveh Solhekol believes Alexander Isak could still sign a new contract at Newcastle if the move to Liverpool doesn't happen

>>150338178
Humiliation ritual.

>>150338223
i can imagine him doing a walk of shame to St James as townsfolk spit and throw stuff at him before he signs a new £300k per week contract

Eze is 27 and available for transfer. Frank and Arteta want him but Slot and Pep don't. Tells you everything you need to know.

>>150338178
makes sense, give him a pay raise to keep him happy and a release clause and you can use the pr to fool the gullible fans in to thinking he isnt just waiting out the year to get out of that sithole that he hates

>>150338223
But mainly for Liverpool, who tried and failed to sign the wantaway cunt for well over a year

>>150338373
>they should be humiliated that they didn't pay whatever a rival asked

liverpool have spent 500m so far
what do you think theyll win this season?
my prediction - fuck all

>>150338267
arteta didn't want him until havertz carked it

>>150338178
Wage increase and the promise that he's off to Barcelona or whatever next year I imagine. Basically what Liverpool did with Suarez.

>>150338267
>teams have different needs

you think there will be any final twists to this transfer window

>>150338267
pep is gone after this season and city are selling to ensure the next manager has a war chest
liverpool dont need eze and probably spending too much time focused on isak

>>150338498
yea eddie howe twisting isak nipples for being such a bakcstabbing roadman.

>>150338178
One thing the Isak saga has uncovered is how much of this country's media is - directly or indirectly - in the hands of the Saudis.

Absolutely astonishing how skewed the reporting of this situation has been over the last few weeks.

>>150337672
More like false 9 Eze.

>>150338596
In all seriousness this is an interesting view from the outside because the general feel of the media coverage here seems to be far more pro-Liverpool, as though they can simply bid and any deal is done.
There's no real coverage I can see slagging them off for fumbling (which they have) the signing (which they're repeatedly expressed a desire to get over the line) for a player that wants to join them and even hid in Spain for it to go through.

>>150338596
lol schizo

>>150334808
>bench
The only players that got more minutes than him were Rodri and Ruben Dias. Stop this misinformation already.

imagine spending weeks prepping yourself mentally to join fucking spurs. and then in the course of a day, it's all flipped upside down and you're getting your dream move back to your childhood club you love and adore. and the catalyst for it is kai havertz hurting his leg.

>>150338596
>One thing the Isak saga has uncovered is how much of this country's media is - directly or indirectly - in the hands of the Scousers.

>Absolutely astonishing how skewed the reporting of this situation has been over the last few weeks.
Fixed your shit post for your hans.

>>150334333
Arsenal fans pride themselves on being more mental than Liverpool fans.

>>150338639
i still believe arteta committed gbh to get eze done

>>150336440
I can never forget him because we were told all year we were gonna get some good signings and then Hicks and Gilette went "here 20 million, go buy 6 players".

>>150337940
it was pretty funny

>>150338640
they are so fucking TERRIFYING. the scousers are GODS. we cannot control them. they control EVERYTHING. the jews and the illuminati wish they had one hundredth of the POWER the scousers have. in recent days I've even felt my own thoughts being WARPED and CORRUPTED by SCOUSE BLACK MAGIC causing me to sing the chiesa chant out loud in public spaces.

is it arteta out season yet

i'd expect nothing less than a clean sweep from the quad squad mentality monsters
but we know they won't even take the milk cup this season

>>150338651
>club supported by third worlders believe in mysticism
makes sense

This eze saga isn't even that fun because it's expected that spurs will fuck up their transfers anyway. It's more sad than anything desu.

based Spurs snatching the snubbee title at the death

>>150338623
>as though they can simply bid and any deal is done.

elaborate

>>150338631
He start alot during that season because de Bruyne got injured for around half of the season, also Haaland missed like ten games due to injuries too. He probably want to be the main striker instead of being slot in like that as the CAM/SS.

>>150335119
Kek they really do be pissing and shitting

>>150334367
howling

>>150334455
>and didn't bottle it

>>150334455
>and didn't bottle it

Sp*rs and Liverpool fans are so rattled by the Eze news they've decided to pretend that Arsenal didn't beat PSG 2-0 last season but that it actually ended 2-2 instead.

>>150334455
>and didn't bottle it

newcastle vs arsenal is a bigger rivalry than any north london rivalry the funniest part is arsenal are obsessed with them but newcastle don't even think about them

>>150339028
sorry I meant Liverpool not arsenal

Geordie Bastard is the most spineless coward on the face of the planet. Even now he's got the fear of god in him when thinking about Scousers in his smelly dingy bedroom.

calm down arsewog open a window

>>150336817
should just go for morgan rogers instead if we're going to pay that much

>>150335893
an englishman literally won it the year before it became the premier league, but yeah it's still pretty sad that nobody has won it since

Liverpools frimpong out for the foreseeable future with an injury.

>>150339118
Morgan Rogers isn't for sale
Spurs will need to overspend after two such embarrassing high profile high price as-good-as-confirmed signings completely fell on their arse because the other club did not want to deal with Levy

>Arne Slot on Newcastle: "I assume Isak isn't playing”
Still tapping him up with a passive-aggressive threat
GB nowhere to be seen. Too busy spamming about Arsenal I'm sure

>>150336273
name like a pirate

>>150339351
How kino would it be if Isak started and it turned out to be an elaborate ruse

>>150337131
why are her walls bare?

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>>150329971
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