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>>150345484
kek

>>150337216
Ian Wright didn't win the league until he was 34

>>150345614
More premier leagues than Gerrard. Superior footballer too.

>>150345484
Pretty sure he will get arrested for that tweet.

Per BILD on Kai, he’s allegedly dealing with a cartilage issue in the knee ; this could mean a number of things but the article specifically references “loose bodies” which is when a piece of cartilage gets loose into the joint and causes irritation. Per the report, team will start with physio and injections for two weeks and see how he responds. If not, then a procedure could be next (this would depend on the specifics. If it’s loose bodies then typically arthroscopic procedure to remove them and a 4-6 week return.)

Again, awaiting more info & reports. This is just the first detail I’ve seen on it and BILD tend to be reliable for German internationals

#Arsenal

https://x.com/AFC_Monty_/status/1958442596667134023?t=gbdbU3zlYhLWgN-038OtYA&s=19

The receipts have given me endless entertainment for an entire day now.

>>150346300
lmao

What do you think Edu would have done this summer for Arsenal?

I just remember 7 years ago under Emery we signed Stefan Lichsteiner and Sokratis for a combined 14 million

there is just no way this was as sudden and short noticed as it is being made look. that one horse race post by ornstein was too perfect in time and wording

>>150346938
Faff about and eventually relent on sesko amount plus release clause at about this time in the window.

Buy zubimendi and give partey an extension. Sign madueke still and also 2 of Chelsea defenders. Trust hein or setford as backup gk. Keep tomiyasu. Sign another left back and move MLS to midfield. Give everyone boneitis.

>>150347451
>Stefan Lichsteiner
Did this brother even play for us? What number did he have?

>>150345684
ive got sumthin similar, it's a fucked medial/lateral meniscus, sucks to bee honest.

>>150348351
are you happy about Eze allahbro

>>150348433
yea eze is top, been wanting him to join for so long, hopefully we do achieve something tho :)

>>150348581
same :)
people seem to forget he plays for England with Saka and Rice they already know each other and are frens :)

>>150348636
yea we do have a decent english core in this team, always nice. feels like propah arsenal.

>>150348675
Noni and Benny too

>english core
The last one worked out well didn't it

>>150348808
Ramsey was Welsh, hence why it failed.

Goonersaurus

Wakanda FC is officially BACK

>>150348893
never trust a Welshman (me granddad's dying words)

>>150348978
Ramsey and Ox probably went on to have the best careers of the lot

do we know anything more about havertz than: injured in training?

>>150349798
from previous thread could be a simple knee scope - extremely common for athletes

>>150348945
>that time when Aubameyang took out a black panther mask for his goal celebration
Gyokeres should do something similar.

>>150349817
behave he did Batman and Spider-Man too

Eze talent Vs Arteta bullshit

Arteta does not deserve this squad, this guy should be coaching Celta Vigo

WE play leeds united football club at the emirates stadium tomorrow at 7:30 pm (in my local time, aka the only time that matters).

>>150350722
matches are always comfy 7:30 am through noon in Goatmerica
feels so good waking up to arse and coffee

Eze won't be concluded till this weekend some time which means no debut against Lelds. Boo!

>>150350722
For me it's the comfy 12:30AM match late at night

>>150350732
when we had the pre season done in murica i was waking up at 5 am (think it was versus leverkusen and barcelona) and it wasn't very nice if am being honest here, i was in this half awake state and we had just signed kai havertz and we were still huffing the copium that he's such a "200 iq signing". am not a coffee guy as well so maybe that plays a role also.

>>150350739
late night matchys are honestly Peak.

https://x.com/HandofArsenal/status/1958813789060473191
It's happening.

>>150350825
hand never lies

>>150350906
Rumour going around that he's actually Berta.

>>150350914
Berta is notorious for being private I believe it

>>150350906
Better than that indy guy.
>News at 5 guys.
>Of course it's not big news, otherwise I would've published before anyone else got the chance

>>150351055
Hand is no longer in the ITK tier, everything he posts should be treated as official club statements.

>>150350914
No its the same guy as afc bell who broke the partey transfer years ago. You can tell he's using an Arabic to English translator when he writes his tweets because he'll end some sentences by saying "if God wills" or similar which is a common saying in Arabic but not in English. Afc Bell was an Arabic ITK. Some people are saying its sami mokbel. Also keep in mind several people run the account, I'm talking abou the guy making the ITK posts not the other guy who was getting mad at some people at one point earlier in the window.

>benny blanco doubtful
classique

>>150351130
He just seems to know way too much now, like info only someone in the upper echelons of the club would know.

>Arsenal quickly decided Eze was the right profile after Havertz injury. With the player able to play from the left, or as an attacking midfielder, it potentially frees up Trossard and Merino to operate as emergency strikers and cover for Havertz’s absence
>t. Gunnerblog

>>150351157
He knows about a lot of stuff outside the club too like when he knew about the entire partey transfer saga almost as if it was parteys agent writing those tweets.

>>150351135
Statically being a full back for an Arteta team is one of the most hazardous jobs in the world

yea am thinking we gonna demolish the premier liga after a slow start to the season, inshallah by grace of the heavens.

>>150351135
>>150351338
>White out
>Timber not fully fit
>Tomiyasu gone
time for Mosquera to step in

>https://x.com/illthereal_/status/1958287710369558582?t=2eSnOC_lz9ut-LuFpSJrvg&s=19
my sides

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1958834598952976774
>Eze, undergoing his medical ahead of signature on contract and registration as it must happen before 12pm to be elegible against Leeds
He might play after all.

>>150350756
It gets rough during cup games that happen during 3AM here but it pays to have a boss that love football as well

>>150351130
afcBell was just a sami mokBel burner account. He's also hand's source. If you were around in 2023, handofarsenal was handofozil. He was in GCs with a bunch of Paki gooners (he's paki too) and they would humour his larping. Somehow he convinced mokBel to feed him info or maybe mokBel himself uses the account now.

So you're right that it's the same guy as afcBell now but, when he was handofozil he was just some random paki youf from yorkshire or wherever

>>150351825
lmao

>>150351882
breddy sure afcbell was arabic, even recall him doing/interacting with arabic arsenal twitter.

>>150352020
Was about to mention that as well, but then I noticed the india flag and the paki obsession so I chose to not engage.

>>150351443
>acting like poødegaard won't be dropped for Eze

>>150352020
>>150352063

Why would Samir Mokbel or a Pakistani lad find it difficult to pretend to be arabic? Can you tell that easily? What is the difficulty?

Brazil you're mistaken, I'm in those GCs with the Paki bros and they facking hate his guts now. Not sure why you would be sympathetic to him just because he's Pakistani but, his nationality has nothing to do with this

>>150353382
I just assume all indians hate pakis
>his nationality has nothing to do with this
and yet you brought it up

>>150351443
Not enough ngubus, thats a racist team

>Norgaard, White, Havertz all injured
>Timber on the verge of getting injured again
>week one and >we have 4 players out one being a long term injury
lmao

>>150353651
Arteta confirmed Norgaard is fine for tomorrow.

>>150353651
The arsenal way

>>150353682
>Simon Collings] Arteta has finished his presser. Team news update: Havertz definitely out tomorrow, but still not sure full extent of injury. Norgaard will be out for another week or so. Ben White a doubt. Timber’s load is being managed, but doesn’t sound like any serious issue.

Not really

>>150353931
Welp.
I had read his previous tweet.

>>150353651
White is well on his way to the Tomiyasu wing of the Diaby memorial hospital

>>150353387
Why would I censor his nation of origin while discussing his identity? Especially when handofozil being in GCs with his countrymen is how I found out about him. Maybe stop assuming that random people on the internet are bigoted in various ways towards other people.

>Day 2
I am starting to believe.
We selling anyone, tho?

>>150344436
>Marmalade-Fraudkeres-Sucka
>Price-Scoobi-Fraudefraaud
>Lewis-Smelly-KWABriel-Salibad-Bimber
>Gaya
Inb4 12 men.

Updated Predicted XI against Sneeds:

Maduekek Saka
Arroz Zubi
Spooky-Skelly Goobriel Salibad Cannelloni
Gaya

>>150353651
This is why buying all these players is a good thing, and perhaps even keeping the so called deadwoods like Zini or Nelson etc.
When it comes to Arsenal, you will never have too many players,...You WILL, however, run out of players due to injuries.

These injuries are GOOD news. I mean, seriously, at least they're happening when it's one game a week.

Need more fullbacks.

——————Gyökeres
Martinelli———Ødegaard———-Saka
—————Rice———Zubimendi
Calafiori—Gabriel—-Saliba——Timber
———————-Raya

Subs
> Trossard > Gyökeres
> Merino > Rice
> Mosquera > Timber
> Madueke > Martinelli
> Nwaneri > Saka

>>150351443
Just drop Fraudcaress and Fraudeguard already, lmao.
It's time for Whatshisface Wonderkid and NwaGOATeri to step up, simple as.

>>150353651
>Norgaard injured
Lmao WTF?!

after seeing 5th place in the Portugese league get pummeled on home soil by an Irish team last night, are you concerned about Gyokeres?

Karl Hein to Werder Bremen [Loan]

>>150355039
Preseason injury is a modern day classic

>>150355568
so those are the sales we were all waiting for......

>>150355383
Not in the slightest (until after tomorrow).

>>150355383
That Irish team didn't do badly in the conference league last year

>>150354729
that’s not how it works though, also >our next 7 games are hard as fuck.

>edu about to get nuno sacked
lol lmao even

>>150354945
I doubt Saka will be subbed off

Nuno Espirito Santo has had a spectacular fallout with Edu behind the scenes at Nottingham Forest.

Nuno's relationship with Edu, who was appointed Forest's global head of football in July, started badly and has since deteriorated to the point where there is an acceptance at the City Ground that the damage is potentially irreparable.

It is personal, deeply personal, between himself and Edu and perhaps the most worrying aspect for Forest fans is that, as things stand, it is difficult to see the two men making up.

Of the two, Nuno has largely been the aggressor, outspoken in the extreme. Edu has been staying away from the club’s training ground.

>>150357772
my honest reaction

just watched the Wet Spam highlights, they defo getting relegated this season unless someone else comes in and replaces Potter.

>>150357772
Colonial oppression/racism, clearly.

If we don't beat leeds by at least 3, arteta out

>>150361122
Sharteta WILL get 2nd place and conquer the Milk Cup this season, retaining his job. He's not going anywhere

If gyok drops another disasterclass antonyesque 0/10 today our season might be done.

>>150357772
Sharteta had us on 89 points with this incompetent scammer

>>150362605
Don't worry the eze false 9 project is plan b

so eze won't play t'day /:

It worked

>>150357772
Based Nuno. Need some romantic kino where he goes back to Wolves, saves them from the drop while that white jeet Gaspar tanks Forest to 16th with his Kia-client nepotism.

>>150363449
Stadium walkout enough for me. He's match fit, so we could see absolute fireworks at Anfield

>>150363954
>frimpong injured
>eze vs gomez/bradley

remember when posters in this thread were complaining that Arsenal didn’t sign Mudryk

good times

>>150364522
Yeah well fortune was on our side in the end but at the time nobody was to know he would turn out to be a flop

>>150363954
gotta be real here, we all are dreading that anfield match right?
we just looked so shit versus yanited there's no way we can get a positive result there unless we DRASTICALLY improve our performance.

Eber-*Michael Jackson hee-hee*-eze

>>150364522
More 4D chess by Edu that.

>>150365265
We always look shit against united even at home. A bit of a bogey team in recent years albeit without losing to them. They always give us a good game. Last season we scored 2 set piece goals against them at home and scraped a 1-nil victory away after a casemiro blunder. Season before we should've been 2-1 down in the 88th min if not for that razor tight offside against garnacho. Rice came in clutch at the end.

>>150365341
that's fair, let's just hope a better football is played today(tonight).

>>150365388
The times we play well against them we generally lose, like last seasons fa cup when havertz missed like 3 tap ins and we had 20 something shots at goal. And that game some years back where de gea turned into super man. When we play poorly against them we generally win. I wouldn't read anything into it. Today is the real litmus test. Unless Leeds are insane they'll sit in a low block probably which means its a good test for seeing how Gyökeres does.

You now remember people crying about transfers.

How are we feeling before the inevitable?

>>150357772
>Nuno has largely been the aggressor
Not so Espirito Santo now, is he.

>>150365341
>that razor tight offside
I remember and will always remember.

NorthBanksy Eze mural vandalized by a posse of seething cock-and-ball supporters.

>>150365935
Triple distilled seethe.

>>150365935
That's fucking pathetic.

>>150365935
YIDS

>>150365341
I feel like we share that with Man City and Liverpool. They also seem to struggle against them. All three as a similar record in the last 10 matches against Man Utd.

You fuckers are not real Arsenal supporters. Get it through your tiny fucking brains.

>>150365935
>>150365948
>>150366000
>>150366709
I liked his reaction to it, class.

>>150367811
Kek

>>150367811
>I liked his reaction to it, class.
Go back and stay there

>>150365935
Lmao what a legendary meltdown.

lmao, Tottenham getting more refball in their favor than >we did in the whole of last season.

>>150369213
That knee from the Shitty keeper was pretty sus.

nice, city already lose

>>150370258
never a nice day when the shit flingers win a match.
a draw would've satisfied my taste buds.

>If gyokeres performed like haaland just did all hell would break loose
Makes you think don't it

>>150370289
Just be glad this game was early so they cant throw it

>>150370396
If City lose 1 (one) game: well, they dropped 3 points, but they are City...they will bounce back, you can never count them out.
If Arsenal lose 1 (one) game: season is OVER, they are out of the title race...sack Arteta NOW

>>150370642
>>Arsenal hero Theo Walcott

>>150370835
>>>Arsenal hero

>[REDaction Gooners] A little heads up that you will most definitely want to be in your seat by 5:20pm today…

Eze surprise stadium reveal???

>>150370642
>difficult start
He played 62 minutes on an Old Trafford debut where the entire team stank up the gaff behind him. Note that these retarded concern trolls haven't uttered a single whisper about AuschWirtz' atrocious display against Bournemouth at home.

I always remember Theo as better than he was. I'm surprised he only had two season where he scored double figures (and one of those squeaked by with 10).

Where's the best place to buy fake shirts?

>>150370950
makes you think when the trolls in /trans/ at least somewhat equally meme’ed on Gyökeres and Wirtz for their lackluster performances but the footballing media in England hasn’t uttered a single peep about their Liverpool darlings.

>>150370974
I heard good things about mmjerseys and I actually just ordered the away shirt a few days ago so I'll see how it is whenever it arrives

>shartinelli dropped
Hopefully gibraltargaard is next

>>150371429
Will literally never happen under lego head

so >we finally dropped zinchenko? there's a 15 year old child on the bench

Arsenal: Raya, Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Calafiori, Zubimendi, Rice, Odegaard, Saka, Madueke, Gyokeres.
Subs: Arrizabalaga, Lewis-Skelly, Mosquera, Kiwior, Merino, Nwaneri, Dowman, Martinelli, Trossard.

Gyokeres will have another stinker today unfortunately. I know this because I triple captained him

>>150371529
He will score and people will call him "The lyncher of Leeds United"

>>150371528
Banger squad that

>>150371568
Lyncher of Leeds, Slayer of Sunderland, a flat track bully is exactly what we were missing.

>>150371528
>Marmaduke starting
Hope he actually has the foresight to pass it to Gyokeres and let him do the magic

>>150365341
>and scraped a 1-nil victory away after a casemiro blunder.
>Last season
Anon... that was also the season before last. We did not beat them at old Trafford last season (which to your point, we were absolute shit and were lucky to walk away from the match with a point)

>>150371529
he'll score a hat trick. fraud mauler.

https://x.com/Arsenal/status/1959284531250241863
lads
LADS

nah that eze video is COLD

Actual goosebumps man. Never felt anything close to this for a signing since Auba.

UP THE ARSE

based berta, I kneel

>>150372006
It's okay. Think they could have had more fun with it.

>>150345369
young saka :3

>shartinelli out
based

>>150372118
He got number 10 as well.

>>150372130
Maybe you watched with the sound off

>>150372005
>>150372006
>>150372031
>>150372052
>not putting sol campbell in for bantz
a fraudegaardian missed opportunity

>>150372141
Butt I did.

5-0 today.
three goals from the lacerator of leeds

>>150372199
Virgin?

>>150372139
>A special day for Max Dowman as the 15-year-old makes the Arsenal bench for the first time in the Premier League

>Mikel Arteta will no doubt take care with how he's integrated, but it seemed to be a matter of time with how effective he was in pre-season
https://x.com/ArtdeRoche/status/1959275866908741648

>>150372176
Our media team is too sterile and "professional".
That "Unai's at the wheel" tweet when we beat Ole's Man U that one time is still the only thing they ever did with a little bite to it.

wew

>long sleeve Zubi
He's not going to make it past December, is he?

Let's gooooooo

>>150372118
>release clause
>desperate to sign
bert earned his salary here for sure. kissinger tier negotiation.

timber is that nigga

madueke already better than martinelli

madueke start every game over nelli im convinced

big strong gyökeres

>playing on the left
Interesting

>Fraudegaard
the fuck was that man

>>150372687
at least he didn't hit the defender! we're back!

Great free kick that. Knocking it further back in the end than where >we started.

>>150372702
Welp

>>150372538
long sleeve is soul

Do >we just not know how to cross? Is THAT the issue?

A sensible team shoots from this free kick

Look at that pressure on the keeper from my boy.
followed by a
>fraudegaard free kick
jfc get eze in from the stands

lmao what is my boy cala doing

calafiori should've gotten a yellow

>>150372761
perhaps the real crosses were the friends we made along the way

>>150372796
Those are some heavy crosses to bear

>>150372741
Nah, it's soft.

That's the quickest Timber will ever throw a ball. Probably because it might have not even been his lmao

>dødegaard
opportunity for nwaneri
>>150372825
>le footy hard man
flamini retired

Odegaard still picking the ball up in the back 1/3. Whatever happened to the idea he could play further up the pitch with Zubi on board?

UHM SWEDEN HELLO????????

It's a tough first touch tbqh famalam

Fucking sell this guy today half price

>kekeres
lmao

>>150372872
>le footy hard man
If you're doing your job and not walking around the pitch, you shouldn't need 'em.

heh.. he just needs more time..

>victor should have known an unpredictable fumble would happen!
lol at the baiting commentary

>>150372874
It's the eternal odegaard cope cycle
>this x will allow him to play further up
>uhm odegaard can't be relied on to score goals, he is supposed to start the play calmly from the back!
repeat

pls score (in order of importance) Gyökeres- Madueke - Ode - Saka.

>>150372905
HE HAD TIME TO TAKE A TOUCH

his side parting genuinely put him off-balance there.

>Madookie
>Jokeres again
ffs

my nigga come on pass that accurately

This team will look so much better when Eze replaces Rice in the no.8 position.

Poor performance so far

LOL assnal aint winning shit with this plank up front!

RAYA

RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA

rayagoat

RAYA IS GOD
RAYA IS GOD
RAYA IS GOD
RAYA IS GOD

Pep/Arteta possessionball tactics have been found out

>requiring a fabulous save to keep from going behind at home
Artetaball

>>150372980
Welcome to Farteta's billion pound Arsenal. People who were praising United last week will soon realise we made them look like prime Barcelona.

>raya dead
yup season's over

>>150373040
Have faith in my boy Kepa

Absolute dire performance. THIS is what the first home match looks like?

Does Eze at LW fix this

thank god I transferred my ticket

>arslee
kek

>>150373081
Not really, no

All final touches have been shit so far today.

Gyokeres brace incoming

>odegaard dead
ok we're winning the league bros

Now, Ødegaard for Eze might actually make a difference. Ethan will have to do today.

Nwaneri IN

Nwaneri in the middle lets go

Really missed that floated nothing ball to the far post from odourshart. Hopefully this injury is serious.

yes yes sub him

>gibraltargaard dead
This day couldn't get any better

how does nwaneri body look that good bruh wtf

Aw, my shøulder

>shouldergaard
what a pussy

Fucking lmao Arteta just went up to him and said no, you're playing the fucking game

>25 mins in AT HOME
>0 goals scored
>0 shots on target
>against a newly promoted side
Raya, Saliba. Gabriel, Timber, Calafiori, Zubimendi, Rice, Odegaard, Saka, Madueke, Gyokeres AND Arteta ALL OUT!

I never want to hear a fucking WORD about Martinelli ever again.

What the absolute fuck is this dogshit.

This match is atrocious

Flicking your hair with a sore shoulder is hard la

atrocious football

>>150373210
He’s an athlete you fucking retard

They should put a durag on Eze and see if they can pass him off as Madueke in the second half

>>150373285
Bit like the Oxlaid-Chamberlain and Gibbs situation?

:]

>zero shots on goal
>at home
>vs Lelds
still had a couple of good chances but god damn >we can’t attack for shit

Fucking Odegaard and his safety first passes.

GET IN STOKE CITEH

TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER

Fucking finally.

>>150373321
BASED STOKEBALL

I'M YELLING TIMBEEEEEEEEEER

STOKE FC STRIKES AGAIN

TIMBER

>a converted CB to LB is the best attacking threat
Pathetic
Oh look, another corner goal

stoke, my beloved

Stokesnal to the rescue. Farteta should not be allowed to get away with this aidsball

ok now defend for the rest of the match

1 billion pound stoke

you're pretty good

looks accidental but that is still an insane header

nooo they count less when all 11 players are defending the goal nooooooooo

>another season of barely any open play goals
If you’re cheering this you are happy with shit football and mediocrity

>>150373236
Anyone got the apology form?

Kek we are shameless

set piece fc again ole

N-n-now Gyokeres will have the space to run into, right?

GOD FUCKING DAMN I WANT AN OPEN PLAY GOAL

>>150373372
>accidental
Looked like he guided it knowingly to me

park it

>>150373381
as mediocre as they are arsenal got 2nd spot in the prem of all leagues

this might be the first goal in my life that I haven't celebrated. makes me sick to my stomach that we have to rely on set pieces versus a fucking championship team

stream way behind. was going to moan about commentationer calling him zubamendi when TIMBER posts began.

Taking bets on whether or not >we'll score a second goal or face 6 shots on target instead

>>150373432
This, utterly pathetic

lmao based zubi

>scoobydooby
At least Fraudegaard is off

>>150373446
Leeds are poor so we might actually get a second. Would bet on the latter if it was a midtable team

i love the seethe for goal like this

Zubi has looked decent. Rip Odegaard

NWANERI RISES

>nwaneri
yeah we're scoring more lads

>>150373478
>we might actually get a second.
That's never been the issue, anon. The issue is that >we don't WANT to get a second. It's been 1 goal and inshallah for over a year now.

Yiddo if you can go have your meltdown on The Fighting Cock instead then it would be appreciated

LETS FUCKING GO ODEBUM OUT

*passes sideways*

>odegaard suspiciously injured just as we sign eze
seems legit

Is Arteta instructing them to not pass to Gyokores?

>nwanmemey
1-0 full time confirmed

>>150373446
>score a second
No need.
60+ minutes of squeeky bum time.

>>150373518
*passes to the keeper*

>Madookie
You're really gonna fucking telling me this guy is better than Martinelli? Really?

>foul
lol
lmao

>>150373546
the way I see it he is consciously positioning himself out of reach

Arteta is a football terrorist at this point

>>150373576
did you already forget how fucking drab martinlelli has been lately
bruh

>>150373591
yeah what

>>150373593
Should have signed Julian Alvarez

>>150373576
at least he's crossed the ball once or twice. shartinelli did nothing.

Fuck yes Ethan

Don't think I've ever seen a single pass to Gyokeres in the Arsenal shirt yet

>>150373621
it should've been him

>having your attacking mid drop in to CB
What tactics are these

>arsenal don't deserve to be in the lead
kek love the commentators seething
yes YES

>>150373635
He’s dogshit mate

Mads has done more than Saka this half.

>score another set piece goal
>do fuck all at home
This is despicable. Issue a refund to every supporter in attendance

>>150373650
Possesion FC

1. Score a Stoke goal
2. Activate Everton defensive formation
3. ????
4. Profit

:]]

>>150373650
it's called 9/11 thought you'd know a thing or two about terrorism

SAKA

QUACKER

THERE HE IS
SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA

STARBOY

SAKA

oh my god but that wasn't a setpiece

QUAKER

QUACKER

Good goal by Saka but it’s from a shit turnover, not a good passage of play

STOP THE COUNT

>>150373672
APOLOGIZE

>>150373724
My reverse jinx worked....

HE'S STILL GOOD

LMAOing at that keeper

SAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>quacker gets first open play goal
Pottery

>>150373729
absolutely based

Need a cheeky Gyokores(P) to round it out

reminder
>timber>>>>>>>benjamin shite
and declan is dunking on the doubters,

>>150373576
He's indeed looking a lot better than Martinelli.

>madueke cringe stepovers
what a terrible signing

Rice haters BTFO

>>150373745
and he's only just wetting his beak

since we're not on the official match thread, let's discus THAT gyokeres miss.......

>a defender and old reliable saka scores
I'm happy, but it could be a longer season than I imagined.

>>150373611
>>150373628
>>150373776
You guys have completely rotted your brain with Martinelli hate. Madueke has been utter fucking wank. Just as bad as Martinelli is. If not worse because he doesn't even run to the ball with as much need as Martinelli.
And I know you 0 IQ mongs will confuse this post to mean I think Martinelli is good. He is not. But Madueke is just as shit.

>>150373815
bad miss, he should have better awareness. I think he thought he had the keeper or a defender right behind him.

We are so shit. We have the most intricate rotations to get the ball from defence to midfield but then we have zero solutions or movement when we are closer to the oppositions goal. I am starting to doubt Arteta.

We are obviously changing how we play. Declan Rice being further back, Zubimendi roaming instead and trying to fit Gyökeres into a new style that no one understands is looking incredibly grim.

>>150373815
To be fair from that angle he couldn’t possibly put his weight on the ball but, I’m too starting to think he’s white lukaku without headers

>>150373815
He barely reached the ball. I wouldn't even call it a chance.

>>150373833
I don't even notice that Madueke is playing ahead of Martinelli. They are doing exactly the same things.

>>150373842
>mfw Arteta hires pickpocketers to boost awareness among his players
>mfw Berta hires Ethan Hunt to carry out industrial espionage to boost his own awareness
WHOA
H
O
A

>>150373872
why not just tap the ball with ur left foot?
>ball coming with momentum from right side
>just tap it in with left foot
>momentum shifts without the need for any power put on the ball and goes against the keeper direction.
he fucked it up by shooting with the right when the ball was already coming from his right side.

madueke is indeed as we all expected, shite.
slightly less shite than martinelli tho, which is a very low bar

>>150373833
To be fair, I think Leeds is making Madueke look a lot better than he is, which is just slightly above shit. Even Martinelli would look decent here.

>>150373892
>They are doing exactly the same things.
That's exactly what I'm saying as well. Except Madueke doesn't sprint for the loose balls like Martinelli does. There's been a couple of times where Calafiori passes the ball and Madueke just stands there like "huh? me? you want ME to get that?" where Martinelli would 100% get the ball and at least try and pass it along.

>>150373952
Because he’s a tap-in merchant and you’re asking too much

big Vik will get his goal

>>150373968
If this is Madueke looking better than he is then I'm fucking dreading the rest of the season. I mean, I'm already dreading it but now I have an extra reason to do it.

>>150373952
>why not just tap the ball with ur left foot?
Feller lacks the loosness of when one is gelled well in the new spot, the chill, the whatever you want to call it.
He scores today, he starts banging them in, simple as.

Imagine what Enrique could do with this squad

>>150373952
He was facing away from the goal. The ball would have been travelled way past him if he turned before trying to shoot. His only chance was to get a toe on it with his right foot but he didn't do it quick enough

fucking squareheaded obese hinga dinga durgen waste of 60 million quid FAGGOT

And now we get to face Liverpool AGAIN without our key players. Every fucking season.

>>150374108
>hinga dinga durgen waste of 60 million quid
ödegaard was purchased for less (hinga dinga durgen is norwegian)

WTF is Merino doing patching up his leg out there in the background?!

gyok used extra hair gel in response to social media mocking. a bad signing.

APOLOGIZE

:]]]

APOLOGISE

while I appreciate someone else getting a run in the middle I don’t condone anyone wishing injuries to >our players. Drop Ode, give him a chance to rediscover any kind of form and play someone else. Him being injured now for god knows how long helps no one.
Also GYÖKERES FINALLY

GYOK

YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ YOKEREZ

BANE?

GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK GYOK

GYOK

>>150374175
get hiroshima'd

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES

B A N E
A
N
E

OK WE ARE SO BACK

GOATKERES

APOLOGISE

top gyok

FINALLY

THE LIBERATOR OF LEEDS

FUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

APOLOGIZE. THE LACERATOR OF LEEDS IS HERE

BIG COCK GYOK FUCKED

APOLOGIZE RETARDS

>>150374269
NOBODY CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE SHIRT

WHO DOUBTED GYOKERES

>Saka dead
It's over even before it began

he'll be so good for carabao and fa cup early matches

it's over

>Saka ded
oh no
but also
>Calafraudi

>Saka dead
From the heights of the Gyokores goal to this. Woof

>Saka dead
Uh oh

DOWMAN IN

>hamstring
over

>>150374311
Damn, someone should've told mikel arteta to not play saka every single game for the last 5 years and rush him back from injury

told you lads when he tore his hammy, that's his career now
it's over
heartbreaking stuff

>odegaard dead
>saka dead

Man

who does arsenal sign to replace saka?

>2nd game of the season
>half the squad already dead
The FUCK was Arteta DOING with them in the pre season LMAO?!

nyo....

no odegaard and saka for liverpool IT'S OVER

>trossard off the bench
goals are coming

So that's why we got Eze ASAP

Goal will go underrated
Had 4 defenders on him

At least we got Eze. Imagine him standing there smiling in a Spurs shirt while Ödegaard and Saka gets injured today.

>>150374355
Madueke for 50m

He’ll be fine

>>150374355
Rodrygo

>saka ded
And suddenly its unbelievably over

hear me out guys.

Raya

Timber - Saliba - Gabriel - Cala

Rice - Zubi

Madueke - Eze - Martinelli

Gyok

>>150374386
no

>>150374384
He looked like he was about to cry, kinda worrying.

Give me the Bane webm

>no havertz
>no saka
>no odegaard

>>150374406
That was just sweat he’ll be alright get him a massage

>>150374377
nah that will get talked about plenty
great goal

>>150374355
Willian and Raheem Sterling

>>150374395
just play dowman

Saka ACL?

>>150374395
Switch Martinelli for Nwaneri and Cala for Lewis-Skelley.

>>150374429
based

>>150374379
eze is a right winger now as well as left wing, striker and playmaker?
>one striker
>no LW
>no RW
>nwankeri barely touched ball since replacing odegaard
bad signings

Saka's fine, purely precautionary.

>>150374431
hammy

man fuck this season already
>White dead
>Norgaad dead
>Havertz dead (long term)
>Ode dead (probably long term)
>Saka dead (definitely long term)
>next 7 games against top teams or bogey teams
FUCK THIS SHIT

Nwaneri wanted to play, here’s his chance

was so happy about the gyokeres goal now i'm all deflated ffs

madueke looks competent when on the right

alright this madeuke guy can actually dribble

Masketta Man has good instincts on the right

>>150374416
The only real loss is Saka. Odegaard is a shadow of his 2023 highs and Havertz is trash.

>>150374431
Hamstring it looked like. Whether or not it's a strain or a tear.

Timber again kek

:]]]]

WOODMAN

IT'S GOING DOWN
I'M YELLING TIMBER
TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER TIMBER

TIMBER

FOUR (4)

HOLY FUCK WE'RE FEASTING TIMBERCHADS

based arsenal got so manny players now no injury can stop us

>>150374450
Long term effect of Arteta's fitness sessions unfortunately

BIMBERBIMBERBIMBERBIMBERBIMBERBIMBERBIMBERBIMBERBIMBERBIMBERBIMBERBIMBERBIMBERBIMBERBIMBERBIMBERBIMBER

Timber goat
Corners FC goating it up.

>>150374499
it's leeds dawg :|

>>150374448
>eze is a right winger now
Nah, but Martinelli has played on the right and Madueke is supposed to play on the right which means we have cover for the left wing and central midfield in Eze

Hold on, they're probably going to VAR this, aren't they?

GIVE ME SET PIECE
GIVE ME FIRE
GIVE ME GD
OR I RETIRE

TIMBER TOP GOALSCORER

HIMber cooking

We could win 7-0 and the Saka injury will still make it feel like a loss

Ehrm guys so why does arteta keep pushing arteta on this squad ?

>>150374517
sorry for celebrating when my team score, nerd

we want 4 more!

>timber
>saka
>gyokeres
Based scorers.

>>150374527
but martinelli is SHIT

arsenal should sign a player whose only role is to eat the paw-paw fruit and take on the pain and injuries of the other players

>>150374395
Nwaneri at CAM and Eze on left they can interchange

Timber hattrick come on

Surprised they gave it, looked like Gabriel knocked it with his arm.

>>150374551
celebrating 4 against a newly promoted team it's just not serious dawg :|

>>150374549
Meant odegaard , fuck

>>150374549
It do be a mystery lad

>>150374565
He is not shit. Nelson is shit.

>>150374578
Fuck Leeds.

>>150374572
would be the funniest thing if the only hattrick of the season was his

>>150374578
i dont give a shit, cheer up roberto

>Jokeres
>Calafraudi

>>150374605
I'm sure Gyokeres will get one in the Carabao Cup games.

DOWGOD IS COMING ON

oh yeah it's time dowmanchads

Downman time

>Dowman debut
imagine he scores

enter: dowman

>dowman in
this guy is the next messi, kino incoming

Dowman assist for Gyok incoming

MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT

holy shit reasonable subs on minute 60? who is this manager?

oh shit it's dowman and that little violent careless negro

MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT MAXIMUM ENDOWMENT

>get timber and calamari out
he finally understood the most fragile players should do maximum 60 minutes

>>150374659
see you in 20 mins, hes gonna score.

Good to know Trossard actually knows where Gyokeres is and tried to pass to him
Also,
>madookie
Fucking dog shit and you're all lying to yourselves if you say he's any better than Martinelli

>dowman's complexion

what's his ethnicity?

What is the beard Mosquera has called?

THE MASKETTA MAN

>>150374686
Who is the negro

>>150374699
just took him 5 years and killing saka kekw.
stubborn af this guy xD

>>150374713
Zoomer, you can tell by the hair

>>150374713
Late zoomer

>>150374713
Zoomer

Max is cool and all but I really want to see how well Mosquera does

>>150374713
mexican

>>150374713
zoomer mutt of the future for the last group of white people in the UK before it all becomes brown smudge.
Hes nonchalant with aura so he doesnt get nervous.

Loving that ballsy pass from Big Gabi to Gyokeres
We need more of that please

>>150374713
English

>>150374713
whiter than you. probahly been banging slags in majorca all summer.

Saka will be alright
But Madueke's looked very good even when out of position

>>150374751
mosquera is basically a straight up as good as saliba at that age.

>>150374766
>>150374779
Noticed that as well, Gabriel likes doing these passes.
Kiwior is decent at them as well.

>>150374791
>>150374791
>>150374791
new

>>150374769
Matty Healy looking ass

>>150374766
It was good, but Gabby looked off-balance after the pass, which is worrisome

>>150374779
really liking their bromance, Gab is awesome

>>150374779
Trossard tried a dink over the defenders before all the subs as well. Gave me hope that they can at least see where Gyokeres is.

>>150374790
He looked really really promising in pre-season. I just want to see if translates well into the real season as well.
Same with Max desu

>>150374799
Hate that cunt

>>150374779
Cala assisted, no?