Thread 150361467

Please watch my team

Tannenhill could have won an Owl

anyway 7 > 3

>>150361521
I guess so. McCord and DTR both looked meh to bad this preseason so I guess it's more what they're seeing in practice.

>>150361485
as a chief backup

GO LOUIE
GO LOUIE

>>150361485
why did they get off tanny? They had something with him Henry and Vrabel

Sexo?

Nah, I'm a kangz fan and I turned it off when I saw we didn't even have many backups out there, it's basically all just a 3s and 4s competition to decide roster cuts.

>>150361554
tannehill looked like straight ass the last year or two he was on the tits

>>150361552
Why do women mimic homosexuals?

DEEP
BALLZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhny6ecXrkU
IS
BACK

The Chiefs deep ball is back. And they’ve got a new good receiver too out of nowhere, a guy named Thornton. They’re good guys.

I don't love McCord's footwork

He looks like a cop

>>150361554
they went cheaper with Will Levis

>>150361576
because they both take cock

Cut Kelce

>>150361556
patti paid a lot for her to look like a typical hollywood skank

Coach

>Jerry-Micah spat has normie fans buckposting and writing slave fantasies
Thank you Cowboys

Rome was gay they did ok over there for a while

Joey Slye kicked a 63 yard field goal tonight. Another kicker kicked a 70 yard field goal two weeks ago. If they start doing this stuff in the regular season and kickers start making 60+ yarders consistently will the NFL eventually limit the kicking distance or will they let the NFL become a kicking league?

>>150361646
they literally SHOT at him!

>Lewis Cine is alive
Nice

>>150361651
kek

>>150361554
Getting rid of AJ Brown and flopping in the subsequent draft ended it for Tannehill

Vikings probably found a cheap high quality 3-4 year backup in Max Brosmer.

>>150361648
They’ll extend the end zone another 10 yards

>>150361552
this is someone's son

>>150361648
I saw some video that appearantly it has to do with the ball they use. I didn't even know there were dedicated kicking balls. But it has to do with them being able to prepare with the game ball for longer period or something like that.

>>150361719
Anon…

>>150361724
Jon Gruden shoves dry erase markers up his ass

>>150361590
Chiefs have the worst RB and TE room in the entire league. But they did a really great job with WR. I wouldn't feel good about cutting any of those guys. They're going to have tough decisions to make.

>>150361736
>Knock on my grease board if you're with me

>>150361648
It only happens in preseason for a reason, there’s no pressure. It’s not a problem in real football

>>150361556
I've always said she's hot.

So how many games are the Bears going to waste on Caleb before they go with Bagent?

>>150361760
>fake tits
No.

>>150361760
>10,000 filters
>fakers
>1.5M in face surgery
yeah..."hot"

>>150361778
>>150361780
I would have SEX with her.
SEX.

>>150361590
>Xavier Worthy
>4.21 40 GOAT
>Hollywood Brown
>4.27
>Tyquan Thornton
>4.28
That’s fuck you speed.

>>150361770
Bagent should start

>>150361783
what did anon mean by this?

>>150361778
So Taylor isn’t hot?

>>150361787
THE Tyquan Thronton?!

>>150361770
Keep that guy away from my car!

>>150361793
Lol

Football is right around the bussy corner. Are you looking forward to this season? Going into the season, I hope my team loses a ton of games, then drafts Drew Allar or John Mateer.

lol wtf was that

As soon as so-called Tyquan Thornton starts declining in this league some retard here will call him “Tyquil Thonrton :P” and think he killed it

That gunner should get cut on the spot, wtf

>>150361743
You’re tripping
>RB
Pacheco is an 800 yard very average guy. Hunt consistently falls forward for short down situations. Mitchell is about to get traded. Smith is the new receiving back.
>TE
Kelce may be declining but he’s got some left in the tank. Noah Gray is severely underrated but that’s because Kelce is there. Tonyan has looked good. Wiley is an unknown because he got injured last season.

oh yeah those iggles special teamers are getting cut

>>150361743
They’re supposedly trading for a RB

>>150361817
Hunchback lookin ahh

>>150361820
I'm looking forward to all the trannies and interracial relationships in every commercial again this year. God bless America

>>150361830
Kelce isn't a TE

Caleb comes out… as a top

>>150361843
Um sweetie?

>>150361842
Me too. It's hot as fuck. Which one is your favorite?

>>150361822
>>150361826
>>150361832
Apparently he knew he couldn't touch the ball because he went out of bounds and was trying to tell the other guy. So still bad but maybe not as bad.

Female coaches?

>>150361867
ah that makes sense

>>150361842
Hell yeah brother, cheers from KC

this pritchett fella is cooking

>>150361892
Taylor’s ex-bestie (she has a lot of those)

Unpopular Opinion: Kyle Shanahan's run game is the single most entertaining offensive spectacle in the history of football. Specifically when he's calling the plays though. Other shanahan like offenses don't have the same feel even if they're using the same concepts.

my jetties are DRIVING

titans are refbabys

titan this bussy

I had a weird thought, what if everyone saw the world through a third-person view

>4th quarter eagles blow the game
this is why you bums aren't making the team

>>150361920
That was a bullshit flag desu

>>150361832
YOU SUCK BROWN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb_QDTyL528

>>150361905
Wat happened

>>150361918
I like the Dolphins run game more but both Shanahan and McDaniel make the best use of motion+pull in the league. You never know where the real point of attack is going to be on each play

STUFFED

>>150361960
I think it had something to do with Blake’s civil case and bringing Taylor into it.

>>150361976
I miss this mf like you wouldn't believe.

Avery Williams is not good

Kek

>DTR didn't play
it's over. funny though, Browns traded DTR and a 5th round pick for Pickett, and both QBs are probably getting cut lol.

>>150362032
they're cutting super bowl champion kenny pickett?

McCord ain't it. Needs to get a lot better to ever be playable.

mccord should try playing like an NFL quarter back

JETS COOMBACK HAPPENING

Realistically, who wins in a fight between these two?

>>150362042
Well they have 6 QBs lol
>Watson on IR
>Gabriel
>Sanders
>Flacco
>Pickett
>Lamar Clone
Flacco is the starter, the two draft picks with be QB2/QB3 (don't know the order), and the other two probably get cut.

>>150361905
literally who?

>>150362079
In who goes broke first, or...

>>150362122
Blake Lively (Ryan Reynolds’s future ex-wife)

>>150361830
>Pacheco is an 800 yard very average guy
Might not be the same after that bone snap and Hunt is old. He was probably out of the league before the Chiefs called him.
>Kelce may be declining but he’s got some left in the tank. Noah Gray
Kelce is still good but he's going to be 36. Noah isn't a big enough factor.

If I'm the Chiefs GM I'm keeping those WRs and giving up on the RB and TE room.

>>150362122
Can’t you read? That’s the average Chiefs king. We all love and respect and, frankly, desire them here.

Mahomes kept abandoning the pocket. He doesn't trust that new oline. Eagles will booty blast them.

>said fuck it and went and gave Soul Food place I drove past in a sketchy part of town
>expected it to be fucking awful
>it's actually delicious
I was not expecting this...

How is Easton Stick on an NFL roster lmfao

>>150362170
Bussy buddy

>>150361686
>viqueens fan
>gay AF
checks out

>>150361841
Got that phone zombie posture

kwab

Nothing I hate more than delusional fans. Give me the pessimist

jest...

>>150362161
Lose weight

jetsbros i fucking HATE reffies

>>150362078
CHOKE

>>150362224
That's what I thought as I walked through the door. I expected overly salty and heart stopping slop but I was pleasantly surprised.

What are we gonna do about the McCord situation bros?

>>150361820
For me, it's LaNorris Sellers

The Chargers want to be a run-first team with a dogshit line, make that makes sense

>>150362237
if both Hurts and McKee go down they are already in big enough trouble

>>150362237
Keep him as QB3 and let him develop

>>150362237
he's still young, he can get better (and traded for a pick) unlike DTR

>>150362236
>poomp eet
>>150362237
trade him in part of the trade for Micah

>>150362251
He's a hell of an athlete, but I don't trust his throwing ability or his ability to stand in the pocket, or his processing.

>>150362278
this league went to real shit when they started showing this fucking cunt's private booth after every play.

>>150362296
She required it in her contract with the league.

>>150362278
jewish?

The concept of arm talent is so fucking funny to me. When players come out of college, so many QBs are touted as having these amazing arms and are praised for their ability to throw the football, yet so many of them are fucking busts. Seriously imagine having a fucking 300,000,000 arm and never learning it use it properl. Fucking kek.

>>150362318
Croatian

Admit it, you enjoy her presence

Double doink

Yep

D O U B L E
O
I
N
K

>>150362079
Jeff has reach, but Cam has flexibility

>>150362215
Please sir, may I have some hope?

>>150362425
No

>>150362445
Chin up, it builds character

>>150362425
>drafted a QB based off his woke media hype

>>150362153
>Eagles will booty blast them.
That's obvious, the real question is will it be bad enough that the giants can booty blast them?

How many this season?

>>150362509
I bet he doesn't get a second contract with the Bears

>>150362509
why would he do this?

>>150362527
N

>>150362509
Their white QB is better

>>150361999
He should never have gone to Miami, whiteboy like him could never handle it. He'd have a ring if he went to Tampa or Houston.

>>150362542
>whiteboy
>him
No.

>>150362509
Exhaust inspections?
Rear end alignments?
Nut tightenings?

Best QB in the league is Jayden Daniels

>>150362509
Sacks?
He has a better oline but I still think he'll finish top 3 because most sacks have been his fault. I'd say 40 minimum, 3+ a game on average

>>150362360
>>150362564
Not sure why you're trying to start a fight with >my cubey

>>150362509
At least 75 TDs and gives birth to a Mini Ditka on bye week

I actually think I have a porn problem when the thought of watching porn that I don't enjoy is my new fetish

>>150362554
He was before Miami, look at that niners picture, dude was born to make powerpoint presentations

Tyson Bagent is like a white Jayden Daniels

>>150362635
he isn't White. get over it.

>>150362360
hurts is higher on the nfl 100 you lost

>>150362664
Jayden wins MVP this year

Does anyone find it funny that it's progressively becoming that the way most black QBs play football in the NFL is as a pocket passer>

>>150362650
Bagent is Purdy but he decided to stay a QB2 for a couple years because he has a good feeling that Gayleb is a bust and he'll get to take over

>>150362687
You can only shuck and jive so much before you get plonked

>>150362687
Stop being retarded and then try asking that question again.

Okay but on a serious note, we all do recognize that he's one of the greatest QBs to ever play the game, right? I think time will be really kind to him after he retires and he'll be remembered as a legend.

>>150362360
They're 5th and 6th in the league, so close enough that it's not a big deal to swap them either way.

>>150362676
Nah, the tape is out. They're going 7-9 and he'll finally get hurt running like the goofy giraffe he is. RGIII 2.0

>>150362748
>7-9

>>150362748
Cope

>>150362741
2011 was genuinely the best I've ever seen from a quarterback in the regular season. I really recommend watching highlights and games from that season if you haven't. He was ridiculous.

Kino fucking catch by a UDFA, get that man on a roster.

>>150362655
And there it is

If we were drafting them today, I would unironically choose Josh Allen over Patrick Mahomes to build a franchise around.

>>150362748
>7-9

UH OH STINKY

With the Vikings vs Browns London game this season, it's like a battle for supremacy between the past and present invaders of England

>>150362748
>he'll finally get hurt
>finally

>>150362814
josh married a jew to try to get in the league's top graces over mutthomes. bro is desperate for a owl appearance.

SECRET BAGENT MAN

Caleb was the wrong choice

>>150362874
That was absolutely a catch. Anyway, go Burrs

>>150362874
Bagent's ball placement mogs the shit out of Caleb. He also doesn't throw off his back foot every third play like Caleb. It's just pre season but that was a game winning drive and the throw for the TD was perfect

>>150362903
we tried telling them...anyone who watched PAC-12 after dark knew how this would go...

What team does this image represent?

>>150362941
Browns

>>150362941
Post-Brady Patriots

Bagent is a better QB than Gayleb.
The only thing Gayleb is better at is running and a stronger arm while off platform. In the pocket Bagent is leagues above him

lol

>>150362967
I don't think Caleb is good but that is not true

>>150362932
Most people don't actually watch full college games. They listen to what Daniel Jeremiah, Mel Kiper or some other plonked mutts on ESPN tell them is a good Quarterback then watch some highlights

>>150362981
This dude is about to be the best #6 receiver in the league.

>>150362981
>pulls a hammy
>either gets an injury settlement release or gets put on IR and gets his entire base salary.
smart move on his part.

>>150362278
Reminder the Eagles saved football. You're welcome.

>>150363035
I'm thinking 15-2

>>150363076
I still have them around 12-5. Still solid though.

It would be best for the Chiefs if they suspended him early, rather than doing it mid-season since that would fuck up their momentum and chemistry.

Guess Uncle Rico was just a meme all along. Minshew sucks

Does anyone have a webm of Joey Slye's 63 yard field goal?

>>150362928
Darn I should have kept watching. I only watched the 1st half

Gilotte is a steal KC got, this guy was taking on 3 men all at once

>>150362215
Sorry my team's fanbase is all pessimists so as a contrarian I am obligated to be optimistic.

>>150362937
>year to year
Seems like he’s missing the “to year” part.

>>150363252
They had a great draft. Too bad these casuals only care about Simmons.

>>150363231
here you go anon

Me? I only care for the second half of preseason games, that's where you really see the passion and desire from bottom of the roster guys fighting for their future
True football connoisseurs only, casuals need not apply

It's almost time for the first episode of the smash hit Caleb Williams Show

>>150363295
Thanks, lad.

>>150362741
Of course. People will talk shit on him obviously, and there are aspects of his career that are disappointing, but that has to be put in perspective. When he’s criticized, it’s because his playoff resume doesn’t stack up against the top 4 or 5 guys ever. That’s when you’re really splitting hairs on how good someone is. He’s not the best ever, but he’s clearly top 10 all time.

>>150363311
Hope you enjoyed that burrs 2 minute drill then, absolute kino

>>150363112
>>150363252
>>150363295
>>150363311
they'll go 6-11 after Mahomes guts then in week 2. Just like how everyone begs for my chiefs to drop off, every team around us seems to be cursed to be shit. Look at the patriots and bengals after we lost to them.

>>150363252
Big deal. My qb Caleb Williams has taken many more guys at once than that.

>>150361467 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW0ueKjJgXs
this is animal cruelty sanctioned by the national football league

>>150363341
what does the tits 63 yd fg have to do with the chiefs?

>>150362741
Yea just like how we've forgotten the end of Montana's career

Did you know that 5 is more than 2?

>>150363372
their a shit team

@grok why do the cowboys have 5 rings and why do the eagles languish behind them with a mere 2?

Cowboys history

Xeguls history. Notice the difference between 150 and -1. Night and day.

>>150363374
>>150363394
>>150363405
they'll win the division this year since the eagles will be shit and commies will regress. chiefs vs cowboys owl

>broncos playing starters for preseason game 3

Nice, I need to see more from the 1's. They haven't looked the best. Unless Payton is on pulling a keikeku

cowboys broncos would be a kino owl

da flu

>>150363457
I'm sorry, but did the Statmutt already lose? Oh, that's right. The thread isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only 100 posts. Does not having the lead at 100 posts count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the thread is still on? The Statmutt is still posting right now and they have been the best poster in the /nfl/ general for how many years now? They're posting one of the best QBs in the NFL who just happens to have 3 rings by 29 because they're feeding off the energy of posting in a regular ass general. But you know what? Brady still fucking sucks by comparison in his 20s. The Statmutt is one of the best fucking posters in the /nfl/ general, they went undefeated in every debate last year and Mahomes would of won the Super Bowl if the LT didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Statmutt wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Webm spammer just posted the same Webm again when they needed to get a new one, just like all you other losers di. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Mahomes topics because you're a fucking hater who doesn't like him because he's the fucking GOAT at age 29. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your posts now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make posts like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>150363324
np anon. heres his 53 yard double doink fg if you want it as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROh8Bco64qo
another example of animal cruelty sanctioned by the national football league

That Kiwi is a nigga ass motherfucker

>>150363405
Dem boyz

>>150363418
The Eagilnauts

Hey Chiefs, ready to eat shit? Been feeding em a lot of eggs and beans mixed in all nice how you like too

>>150361721
And he's zesty.

Was just making a Chaseb Owl thread but dude got away lol.

>>150363498
That's not the first time a Titans kicker has doinked a kick trough the uprights. It was at the end of the 2020 season against the Texans and Sam Sloman doinked a kick off one of the uprights and through as time expired.

>>150363430
das rite
fuck da iggles, skins, gints
kiss da rangz bruh

more like jahdae walkoff amirite?

>everyone who hates the Chiefs is a Broncos fan

No, we all hate the Chiefs

>>150363624
best part about preseason is seeing divisional rivals get uppity over nothing

>>150362941
buffalo bills in the last 2 minutes of the afc championship game.

I'm about to lose my high, here area some of my thoughts: Mike McDaniel is too soft looking and talking to eb a head coach and his autism and friendly demeanor ar entt heping either, nect is I'm scared and pleased that I think Josh Allen might never win a Super Boel, part of it is that he is elite as fuck and my team's qbs both have never won a single game in the NFL, the Saints suck and I' jealous. I know a lot of you also browse other niche or cringe boards outside of /sp/. For example, I also brownse vp and vg/

>watch football with dad for the first time as a kid
>say "ooo I like that teams colors"
>dad says "no, no root for the other team, that's OUR team"
>fan ever since

And that's how it should be

>>150363687
kys

Thingken bout Bo Nix again

>>150363696
>he wasn't raised liking things his dad likes

Guess you didn't have a dad

>>150363705
that's none of your businnesss

>>150362676
>>150362676
Jayden is so fucking good. He might become ELITe

>>150363726
I like him as a person too. Bring back the Skins logo and give them a better name and maybe I'll root for them sometimes

The idea of drafting a franchise game changing QB to my team gives so much hope to me bros.

Imagine if every QB drafted in the 1st round last year ends up being great except Caleb Williams lol

>>150363749
I really, really don't understand what goes on in the brains of you tripfags. You need attention that much?

>>150363749
You guys already drafted Derek though

>>150363768
Getting picked off and then going all the way at the Superbowl by a white boy on his birthday will probably be the only time this ever happens

>>150363767
yeapf

>>150363767
You need a certain mindset to be a tripfag. I tried it for like 3 posts, felt disgusted, and then quit.

>>150363782
I mean it's an anonymous imageboard, if you want an avatar or a username there are dozens if not hundreds of websites to do that on

I know that we all have the thought of >it's just a fucking game, way more often than we'd like to admit.

just wanna make it absolutely clear that >MY steelies finna run this thang

>>150363822
Regieleki is a Sain'ts fan, come back here.

>>150361918
>>150361976
they're just gay versions on the Mike Shanahan Broncos

>>150362741
I watch his hail mary compilations every so often just for the lulz. Seeing those plays live as they happened was really something

>>150363917
I mean they're from that tree same as Klint Kubiak with the Seahawks. I think they're awesome to watch. The orbit motion stuff with Tyreek is awesome too you know it makes DCs seethe

>>150363405
Truly the Lamar Jackson of NFL franchises.

Dont worry Titansbros I'll be watching your game Week 2 when they play my Rammies :)

What are the best bars and eats in Germantown btw

Micah heavily hinting he wants to play with busin cuckatini and da chorgers

>>150364052
Why would he want to go there? He should much rather want to go to the Eagles or Bears

football

YOUR 2025 preseason champion CHICAGO BEARS

>>150362030
JUGS

Jerry is trying to trade Parsons and Dak for the Arch Manning pick once he’s declared.

Redskins

/k/ and /sp/ have to have the most tripfags on the entire site

Why do people think Arch will declare in 2026 when he's clearly said he won't be declairing until 2027?

>>150364170
she's got plenty of dairy alright

>chiefs suck, bears rule
Pretty clear lesson from tonight

nobody believes me when i tell them this but i was having sex with dana gould’s wife back in the mid 2000’s. we met at an ace hardware in costa mesa because we were both shopping for yellowjacket poison (i despise yellowjackets worse than the blackest nigger) and an affair began.
i wasnt the hottest piece of ass around but the alternative was sex with dana gould so i found myself engaging in routine lays about every other week or so, schedules permitting.
after the dicking was done i would start up his gamecube and subtly fuck with everything in his animal crossing game. i dont know if he ever noticed.
the weird thing was that his house had this one room in it with just a wicker chair and a tarp in it. i dont know who would want to sit in there, the seat didnt even have a bottom.
the affair ended amicably after i found a newer, tighter hole that hadnt had dana gould’d dick inside it
anyway go chokeland

>>150364289
It's coping for teams with shit QB's. Poor Arch honestly, the expectations dumped on his shoulders are ridiculous

Football isn't the same without him

>>150364349
Hot

>>150364289
Who cares. Everyone knows the thinking mans QB crush is Luke Altmyer

>>150364289
I think there’s a chance, if he has a good season he will end up as favourite for the #1 pick. Even if it’s undeserved. If you are favourite to go at 1 and dodged the browns then you should declare.

>>150364349
Can you have him sign my copy of enter the gecko I stole from blockbuster.

>>150364289
He didn’t say that, Archie Manning said that and Arch responded saying “I don’t know where he got the idea that I’m not declaring”
The Manning family wants him to wait but he’s rebelling

>>150364289
>why would someone lie to gain an advantage
I don't know son, athletes or really anyone under contract has never done this before. Seriously though, it's probably so the shit teams that want him save their tanking plans for next year so they don't have a chance of getting him. Would have a hearty chuckle if the Jags, Jets and Browns miss out on a top 3 pick then he declares.

keep talkin' that shit nigga

Arch Manning is going to the Saints/Colts

>>150361590
>Tyquan Thornton
Clearly you didnt watch him when he was on my pats
Such things we can show you...

>>150364503
>Archie said it
There's the explanation I was looking for. The guy that got Eli out of going to San Diego. He wants his grandson on a team that isn't doomed.

>>150364526
All the non-doomed teams have a QB that'll get them a pick better than the 1st overall pick. All the doomed teams have shit QBs rn

Statmutt make ya seethe?

>>150361787
>That’s fuck you speed
With "fuck, I can't catch" hands

>>150364535
I have no idea what you're trying to say. I was saying Archie is going to do what he can to make sure Arch isn't set up for failure.

>>150364563
That he's going to go to a shit team regardless unless he pulls an Eli Manning autism fit

>>150364572
Have another drink

>>150364579
It's not normal for the 1st overall pick to throw a Tantrum and demand a trade.

Josh Allen's hot wife

>>150364587
Ok.

>>150364600
Glad you understand.

>>150364545
No, that gay AI shit image makes me seethe. It looks stupid and no one likes it

>>150364604
Yeah, non doomed teams have a pick before the 1st pick and Arch had a melt down after he was drafted or something. Crazy stuff bro.

>>150364614
The Statmutt likes it. He spams it in every thread.

Pretty sure Tom Brady practised Semen Retention

>>150364545
Imagine putting a watermark on your ai generated slop images. Prick.

what the fuck did ESPN mean by this?

>>150364043
kek saved

I unironically would be happy as fuck if Josh Allen or Lamar won a Super Bowl. Would be an incredible moment.

probably just shit myself but who knows. we'll find out in the morning

>>150365089
I can't imagine being your wife. I feel bad for her.

>>150363791
do that on this bussy

Brady in 2014 with the 30th pass blocking line, per PFF

>>150365216
why did you remove the @?

>>150365345
I have a habit of doing that. The @ is @TB_Facts

>>150365250
brady prime was unstoppable

>>150361941
Nothing is worse than someone who tries too hard to look like they don’t care. This was so cringey.

>>150362676
>tears acl in week 2

My chiefs lost again..

NFL too
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>>150366883
Who's the one on the right

>>150366897
Whos the one on the left!?

>>150366883
>Taylors been to a preseason game
more of a real fan than most of /spee/

I cant believe they showed this impostor

>>150341134
Lyle Shanahan and dog shit special teams. Never underestimate this nigga's talent to snatch defeat from the jaws kf victory.

Only two Superbowls in NFL history have ever gone to overtime. Kyle Shanahan was on the losing side of both. He also blew a 10 point 4th quarter lead in the other non overtime Superbowl loss he was part of. Forever 0-3 or will he get on one eventually?

>>150363252
He had a down year as a senior but his junior year he dominated and if he had come out then he likely would have been drafted higher. If you watch his tape he routinely did shit like this eating up OTs and chip blockers at the same time. The guys a savage.

>>150367592
He’ll never get a ring. The hilarious part is you could argue that if KC didn’t exist they’d be in the discussion for a dynasty.

>>150361976
Make me a melty, you dumb new Zealand skank

>Commanders trade Brian Robinson Jr. to 49ers after sudden falling out

Explain this in NFL terms

Everybody get their penis up!
Penis up
Penis up
Oh it's the weekend baby
Penis up

13.25 hours of pointless nfl football starts in 4 hours.

is caleb williams still gay?

>>150368120
They didn't want to pay him so they traded him

>>150368120
>Explain this in NFL terms
Commanders trade Brian Robinson Jr. to 49ers after sudden falling out

>>150368120
I don't understand why the 49ers traded for him after trading Jordan Mason, who is outright better.
Did they think they were gonna get a good RB in the draft but failed to?

Tyson Bagent will be starting by week 6

what do you nootice?

Why are there so many delusional shit cowboys fans who think Jerry is in the right and telling any kind of truth?

>>150369244
He's got a bunch of zesty bracelets. Definitely a player to keep an eye out for in the locker room

>>150369056
Boy STFU y'all be cappin too much on this app mf never smelt a football field never did shit but eat dick!!

Objective Top 10 QBs list
1.)Mahomes
2.)Burrow
3.)Allen
4.)Jackson
5.)Stafford
6.)Hurts
7.)Purdy
8.)Daniels
9.)Stroud
10.)Lawrence

How do you guys think my wife feels about her Bears this season?

>>150361648
>the NFL will change the rules to limit scoring
How do these retards function?

>>150361467 (OP)
Daily reminder that Jerry Jones thought it was a good idea to try to bargain with a star player without involving the agent.

Welp, maybe the 'Boys will win something after Jerry dies.

>>150362928
>Starter does well in preseason
"That doesnt count actually"
>backup does well in preseason
"Amazing, he should be the starter!"
God I missed football

>>150369931
This nigga has never heard of the eye test

Caleb looked exactly the same as he did last year against the cheffies 1’s

>>150369964
>against the cheffies 1’s
The Chiefs have an elite defense

>>150363687
>watch football for the first time as a kid
>"this fucking sucks why does it seem like dad likes this more than spending time with me?"
>root for his team to lose so he gets sad
>learn more about the sport as a way to shit talk him
>find new ways to call his team (and therefor him) pathetic
>favorite team is the first team I saw make him visibly upset
>fan ever since

THATS how it should be.

>>150369895
>oh noooo jerry didnt consult with the (((agent))) before trying to negotiate a contract!

The entire system of these freaks needs to be reworked. Theyre completely fucking the balance of the league and teams

>>150370001
Not that Kiwi but you do realise the Bears play 3 tough defences in their own division don't you?

>>150370001
I know, my point is it was perfectly acceptable to say that you can infer from gaylebs drastically different performance this week against actual 1’s from a good team that last weeks performance against the bills 3’s shouldnt count

>>150367592
If hes not matched with the greatest QBs of their respective generations I believe hes 3-0.

>>150369816
Purdy and Lawrence are not top 10. Also Stafford is a couple spots too high.

>>150369964
Nigga never heard of confirmation bias. You'll see what you want to see and ignore whats convenient to you without even noticing because you're a midwit.

>>150370039
Untrue, they only play the Vikings twice.

>>150361556
is that paris hilton?

>>150369895
Jerry Jones also thought it was a good idea to give Dak $60 million a year with 95% of it being fully guaranteed

>>150369816
Burrow should be number 1

Its incredible what he has done with an o line that bad an a non existent defence

Honestly one of the greatest travesties of our lifetime that he got drafted by the bungles

>>150370062
And Bagents performance against 3s matters more because?

>>150370145
He cute

No broship?

>>150370072
Lawrence is more debatable but Purdy is solidly in the top 10 at this moment. Hes got the stats and the wins, but more importantly he doesnt completely wither outside of structure which is one of the main criticisms of Shannys QBs. Hes still young and has a lot more to prove but the 7-15ish range is very fluid so I chose the QBs I trusted more in the post season as a sort of tiebreaker.
With Stafford I think you could argue him as high as 2 if you could guarantee health. Hes playing the best ball of his career right now in the pocket, injuries are the only thing really holding him back at this point.

>>150370139
Agreed and if he was drafted to a more competent organization I think hed have more of an argument for 1. However hes in a different level of QB play where I believe making excuses based on team strength are bullshit. Save that for the Herbert fans.

>go to Bears reddit
>they're still in denial about Gayleb
this season is going to be funny as hell

>>150370433
>fans are optimistic about their teams young QB
Imagine my shock. Why are fans so fanatic like this?

>Football today
>It's college

Chiefs haven't had a good runningback since Damien Williams

Father-daughter date :)

>>150370613
Pacheco is for sure better than Williams but we've had a depressing drought. Growing up I never knew a bad running back ({Priest to Larry Johnson to Charles) and it became my favorite position, especially since there was little else to tune in to a Chiefs game for. So Veach's inability to land a running back is giving me an adjustment disorder. Our best plan of action would be to just trade for an established name rather than keep trying to grow one at home. Just give up a haul for a name, it's worth it.

>>150367592
>>150367689
he's literally Andy Reid 2.0 and people were saying this exact same shit, it's pretty uncanny
literally Kyle's only issue is that he keeps overachieving without an elite QB, and loses to Mahomes once he gets to the super bowl. if he just wasn't making the super bowl at all nobody would have a bad opinion. if he gets an elite QB like Andy did he'll start collecting rings

>>150370613
Why didn’t he just fall? It was like he was possessed to continue running forward.

>>150370368
>one of the worst in the league on 3rd down
Stafford a kwab

>>150370913
You wouldn't get it. You lack dawg.

Why did he do it?

Where is everyone... it's a Saturday morning

>>150370707
damn bills lookin rough

>>150371281
can't wait to be miserable all week because my team lost or to be anxious all week because my team won but that just means there's more at stake now

I got a bonus at work and I'm thinking of buying a Jordan Mailata jersey with it...

>>150371306
Are you a big guy?

>>150371306
>not a becton one

>>150371294
If you start drinking vast quantities of alcohol, you won't care either way anymore.

>>150371316
no i'm not. I'm only 5' 11.5" and 170 lbs

>>150371338
I'd get a Nakobe Dean jersey then.

>therapists asks what drives me to drink
>all i can do is mumble about Ben Johnson... Caleb Williams... pass rush...

>>150371294
I can't wait to spend the next 18 weeks praying we beat the fraud allegations

>>150371345
I could do one of the amazing whites™ too, but watching the Eagles YT channel, Mailata seems like a fun guy. Some of my favorite YTers are Australians

>>150371355
I don't believe you go to therapy, unless it's court-ordered

>>150371331
but anon I DO drink vast quantities of alcohol!

As we all know ball here, we all agree the Bears should start Bagent right

>whip watch

The chrome accents are nice though, why does no one do that more often
>miller time
hell yeah

>>150371381
No, Bagent sucks

guise this is my first year doing fantasy and I'm completely lost on draft, I have first pick, what resources can I use to help out

>>150371402
As opposed to Caleb Williams?

>>150369816
>Stroud

>>150371428
Yeah, Caleb is unironically better than him. Also has a higher ceiling.

>>150371467
But Caleb got destroyed by the Chiefs and Bagent won?

>>150371422
Go ask /ffg/

>>150371422
Literally look up draft strategies on YouTube and youll get a good feel for it. Wish I did that my first year

>>150371478
>got destroyed
???

>>150371525
Why don't you put into words what your disagreement is, because it damn sure isn't in your pic lol

>>150371525
most wholesome QB room

>multiple people itt think this guy should be an NFL starter
Brain damage, only explanation

Imagine kayaking into Vikings building and then this is what you see you see it and see say

>ohmmmm...
>HEYYYYYYYYYY
>don't distract me I'm meditating
>HOW MANY TOUCHDOWNS WILL YOU THROW FOR ME THIS WEEK??
>did you know I have ADHD? its actually a superpower though
>WHERE'S LOUIE?!? I KNOW THAT BITCH STOLE MY HAIR STRAIGHTENER
>a lot of people don't talk about mental health but im not afraid to go there
>EWWW MY UNIFORM HAS A WEIRD STAIN ON IT

Yea, im literally turning around and covering my bussy while walking out before finding a serious franchise to root for

>>150371422
Chat gpt desu

>>150371618
it's just people meming about Caleb
they desperately wanted him to be a bust and are truly fearful for what is coming next

>>150371653
any reason why chatgpt recommended Jayden Daniels over Jamarr Chase as my first pick?

>>150371627
Hehehe
I feel it would be more appropriate to refer to them as The ViQUEENS with things as they currently stand. Coach Green and Coach Tice would have never allowed such tomfoolery.

>>150371727
AI is retarded and thinks you should take a QB first because QB is the most valuable position. It doesn't understand that there is generally more depth at QB than there is at positions like WR or RB. I mid QB with elite WR is better than an elite QB with mid WR
Also, Daniels as the first QB is kinda insane, and I'm a Commiefag. Lamar is easily the best choice

How do we deprogram football fans brains from associating team success with QB quality? Is it even possible?

>>150361788
>he looked ELITE against the chiefs practice squad
every year

>>150371788
Watch 1 Eagles game

>>150367592
Defense was doing well until Dre Greenlaw got hurt. The injury nobody talks about is the right guard Jon Feliciano who left the game in the 3rd or 4th quarter. His replacement left Chris Jones completely unblocked on that one play near the end. I still believe in Shanny and he's the only reason he's taken this team to the Superbowl twice.

>>150361556
Yes, Rico. Sexo

>>150371627
Lol

>>150371822
Reminder that the 9ers have the most playoff wins of any team not to win a ring in the past 15 years! And it's not even close!

black people football teams.

>>150371916
>>150371916

>>150371822
Boohoo nigga Joe Thuney missed the whole game with a torn pec. Mahomes played the entire 2022 offs on a high ankle sprain. Injuries are part of the game. Adapt or lose

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>>150371833
>Contour
>Lipstick
>eye liner
>mascara
>hair spray
>breast implants

All that just to try and get to a 6

>>150371950
>bringing up Thuney even though he's not on the Queefs anymore
You are aware that he was traded because they couldn't afford him right.

>>150371950
I guess injuries don't matter unless it happens to a LT or something.

>>150371983
Chiefs didn't adapt to the LT problems and lost because of it. And that's not to mention complete abandonment of the run game. Stop projecting statmutt's copes onto other people and learn ball faggot

COMMANDIES CHADS GET THE FUCK IN HERE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150371977
>69ers fan claims defensive injuries cost them LVIII
>Respond that Thuney missed LVIII
>???
>He le got traded 2 years later anon
Reading comprehension is a skill issue nigger don't (you) me again

>>150372014
>
How were they supposed to "adept"? Enlighten me

>>150371359
We won way more of our 50/50 toss-up moments last season than we should've tbqh. Really interested to see if they recognized that or are just gonna proceed with business as usual and hope they get lucky again

>>150371727
>ny reason why chatgpt recommended Jayden Daniels over Jamarr Chase as my first pick?
see >>150371075

Trump should force these Commie fags to be Redskins again, their uniforms and nickname are easily worst in the league

>>150372049
He's a guard, you yourself said that Tackle is most important position behind the QB so going by your logic he was easily replaceable until he wasn't

>>150371958
Just joined it ;) the first name that appears on the group is Temijin shes so powerful

>150372053
(You) are illiterate. No more engagement

>>150372101
That didn't answer my question anon
See
>>150372053

>>150372080
>You yourself said that tackle is the most important position behind the QB
Nigger I'm not statmutt take your meds retard
>Implying Thuney wasn't switched to LT for the offs
Just admit you don't watch games, know ball, or know how to read

>>150372136
>I'm not thecstat mutt
>talks about knowing ball
I don't know who the hell you're trying to fool but it isn't me

>>150372113
Nah he's right you're retarded, say less

>150372113
>I'll just baselessly accuse him of misspelling a word
>Surely this is a (you) worthy rebuttal
I'm convinced that 80% of the posters on this board are either middle schoolers or genuinely mentally retarded

>>150372053
SAAR HOW DO WE ADEPT SAAR?? PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL DESI

>>150372163
Fine, how were they supposed to "adapt" you dumb faggot

I simply said that Jon Feliciano's replacement blew an assignment and left Chris Jones completely unblocked. What's all this psychotic ranting?

Commandies...they're running all over us...

>>150372228
It's basically a mix of 2nd and 3rd team only for the commies. 33 players rested including /ourguy/ Bill Croskey-Merritt

>>150372151
>Wasn't here when I shredded him for shitting on Kelce and Rice to dickride Mahomes
>Wasn't here when I got him to admit he started watching in 2022
>Wasn't here when I challenged him to post his retro gear
>Wasn't here when he spent a thread accusing me of being da flu poster
>Wasn't here when I baited him into posting more porn to get him b&
This jenny bitched and moaned about statmutt for years until I got fed up and took care of the problem myself. Lurk more faggot

My team is bussy

>>150372294
Lol thank you for your service

Statmutt owns you

>>150372294
>>150372318
Imagine being this guy

>>150372294
>lurk more
Take your advice you cancerous faggot

mutts get upset and meltdown over the dumbest shit kek plonked

Da Bears

>>150372371
Go tell it on a mountain, Jack. Chiefs run this gay league, as well as this faggot general.

>>150372343
Imagine being a schizo nigger who can't admit to being wrong. In the sports section of a lithuanian aglet assembly forum no less

>>150372411
Why blud paying $20 for ice cream cone? Sheeesh miss me with that jawn

>>150372431
>flyover timezone
Lmfao

i don't think he fixed his hair before that kick

>>150372371
It's because of the glyphosates and other poisons in our food supply. Please understand

get off the stream, retards

>>150372542
For a preseason game? Lol what site is this?

>>150372542
just subscribe, what's the problem?

>>150372542
Who the hell is streaming the last week of preseason? College would be more to fun to watch

>>150372431
Did not read whatsoever I fear. Stop crying and take the L

>>150372411
Checked, based, and straight pilled. Fuck niggers, fuck trannies, fuck jannies, fuck goydell, fuck ai slop, fuck gay cheerleaders, fuck clanker measurements, fuck vegas, fuck broncucks, fuck chorgers, fuck all 31 other shit teams. And BRING BACK THE FUCKIN REDSKINS

So do we just have zero Falcons fans here anymore? I haven't seen anyone mention the Kaleb McGary injury. You know he's the blind side protector for Penix since he's left handed right?

>>150372559
I would tell you, but then there would be even more retards clogging up the stream.

>>150372581
Holy based

>>150372568
it costs money, which is the opposite of free streaming

>>150372510
>coastfag
grim

>>150372620
>implying
I live in the Rockies

>>150372294
dont talk about jenny like that

>>150371377
>but doctor, I am alcoholiacci

>>150371439
What about him?

>>150372673
I thought the Rockies would be rockier than this

>>150370919
Based on what metric?

STROUD BOYZ

>>150372749
That John Denver...

just found a second resource saying QB like Jayden or Lamar is preferable pick over Jamarr, what am I missing here

there people on 4chan that like football wtf or why the hell whould you come to this place a Korean basket weaving form

Its mostly a giant waste of time and
Anything besides gladiatorial combat is a waste of time and drab people got to be killing each other or its boring

Nu

>>150372799
>>150372799
>>150372799

>>150371478
Caleb performed well against the Chiefs 1s and Bagent performed well against the Chiefs 3s

>>150372673
>grizzlynigger calling the midwest flyover

>>150371696
This genny is going to be insufferable if Caleb is anything but a clear bust.