Thread 150412292

>Desmond Watson, heaviest player in NFL history at 449 pounds, waived by Buccaneers, per report

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Previous >>150405665

i had sex with mina kimes

>>150412302
Gross

>>150412302
Gross

>>150412302
Gross

This dude is just mad because he can't bypass Micah's agent?

>Hendrickson balls out and Bengals franchise tag him for $36M in 2026
>Hendrickson flops and the Bengals let him go, and were right not to give him guarantees in future years
tell me why the Bengals didn't win this negotiation outright.

Is the league ready??

>>150412383
yes

>>150412348
They did and nobody is denying that

>>150412389
>

>>150412406
hang the banner

>>150412418
>iToddler

>>150412383
>Quinyon's bitch
>le fat and slow man
>screen pass scheme babby

>>150412424
my bad, wrong banner

>>150412347
I made a deal with "Michael" and sealed it with a handshake and a licorice hard candy. That 'little rascal' is just trying to reneg on that. It don't matter that Jerreh and "Michael" didn't sign anything for months, a handshake and a licorice hard candy was how Americuh was built. Jerreh ain't no injun giver but a deals a deal

commiefag in his feelings right now

NFCE really runs this bitch ass league

Dem 'ders make ya seethe

>>150412466
DC is not near Alabama.

Are any of you people going to São Paulo?

russ, jameis, or tommy cutlets
who's getting left out?

>>150412498
no :( wish i could tho. thinking of getting brazilian pizza tonight

>>150412348
Trey cucked out

>>150412511
russ because he isn't funny

>>150412498
Fix the fucking turf this time

>>150412348
Because it sets a terrible precedent, it discourages free agents and disgruntles current players. No franchise is going to win operating like that.
Not to mention they overpaid Higgins and could've signed Chase for less if they signed earlier.

>lions waiving Dan Skipper
Aw fuck

Everybody is saying that they respect and fear the Chiefs, and wish nothing but the best for Kansas City :3

>>150412561
>>150411915

>>150412292 (OP)
Someone should start an actual fantasy league not pickem. I will join I'm sure a few others will as well. We can get 10 people easily. The difficult part will be deciding a date and time for the draft.

>>150412518
>But Hurts can't throw the ball! All he does is tush push 600 times a game!

>>150412567
Go post in /ffg/, not here

>>150412565
Yeah I figured but still

>>150412518
Brazilian pizza in your state? What state BTW?

>amari cooper was a free agent
why didn't the cowboys pick him up?

>been edging for weeks thinking about Hendrickson getting traded
>He just stays with the bungles
Well now I'm not going to even finish

Ok but is Jakorian Bennett going to be good?

>>150412594
He's probably quite heavy

Must suck being a redskins or a cowboys fan. Both teams are fucking pathetic and they’re the eagles’ bitches. At least the Giants have some cred from beating the patriots dynasty twice

My Ravens

>>150412594
He wanted to sign for a team that had a chance of winning big games

>>150412587
Las Vegas, Nevada https://www.bocadobrasilmenu.com/
their chicken parm is good too. they have a little market where you can get everything you need to make feijoada. every time i go i get a case of guarana and their passion fruit flan.

>>150412594
Because they are spending half the cap on 3 players

>>150412622
Refuted by the Bills.

Go Breeders!

>>150412603
What side of the field does he play on?

>>150412603
going to take him time to get up to speed with Eagles
They should have kept Isaiah Rodgers. Maybe they could trade to get him back like Fred Johnson

>>150412614
True, though t.bf at least the 'ders made it to a CCG since the invention of the DVD

My Steelers :)

>>150412550
bengals have been one of the cheapest franchises in the league for decades and yet they don't have trouble attracting free agents. higgins' contract is incredibly team friendly and chase chose not to sign the agreed upon contract before last season. he bet on himself and won

>>150412656
Refuted by the Bills.

>>150412447
It's sad how unironically true this is.

Change the Commanders back to the Redskins. Commanders is a dogshit name

>>150412652
Last year for the first time since the 80s or something. Then the season ended with a division rival blowing them out and winning the Super Bowl. Is that really something to brag about? Give it a few years for people to forget the details before you start holding that one over anybody’s head

>>150412689
Who cares

Hate will not win in this thread.

>>150412692
>for the first time since the 80s or something
At least pretend to know ball before being butthurt

>>150406705
No? She’s a generic brown bimbo

>>150412533
straight up Kino

>>150412669
>they don't have trouble attracting free agents
they do, and they let guys like Bates just fucking walk. If Bengals hadn't been so cheap they could've signed Chase with cheaper contract, he was willing to sign for less a year earlier than what he just signed for.
There was talk that Burrow should force a trade as soon as he got drafted, and there are rumblings that he should leave now or not resign

>>150412689
What if they changed it to Cummanders?

>>150412743
>not cumhanders

>>150412743
Why is their mascot a pig?

cum handle this bussy

>>150412292 (OP)
writing was on the wall for him, the bucs wouldnt even let him practice. if thats not motivation to cut back on the snickers i dont know what is

Da Bears

>>150412760
Have you seen the size of the balls on a full size hog?

>>150412348
because now they have to eat the full cap hit for treys franchise tag next year if they do

Stafford provided a maturity and seasoning that the young, supremely talented and well coached Rams needed at the time, but now Goff would be the better choice, and they sent him to Detroit. They sacrificed extended success for one win, even though the QB they traded away had already gotten them to the edge. And now Goff’s QBing for a perennial contender, while the Rams with Stafford struggle.

That’s not a good trade.

>>150412785
no, anon.

>>150412814
Rams won a ring Lions didn't

head y’all was clowning on my nigga Shiloh for getting cut. Fair, fair, but let’s see you timmies keep the same energy for when Brady’s kids enter the league and can’t nepobaby their way to victory.

>>150412829
no way jizzelle lets them play ball

Make the call Shanahan

>>150412603
Still don't know why Caroll's senile ass traded him away

>>150412689
I agree they should change it back to either redskins or the Washington football team, but if they don’t I still hope they change it to fucking literally anything else besides the commanders because that’s just so generic and lame. Gay franchise

>>150412829
>Shilo Sanders, Colorado’s starting safety and son of Buffaloes head coach Deion Sanders, has filed for bankruptcy amidst an $11.8M assault lawsuit. Sanders is ranked as the Buffs’ third-highest NIL recipient by On3, but that lawsuit now calls those earnings into question.

>The case stems from an incident that occurred at a Dallas high school in 2015. Sanders, who was 15 years old at the time, allegedly assaulted school security officer John Darjean after he attempted to confiscate his cell phone.

>Darjean alleges that Sanders struck him three times after attempting to take his phone, which resulted in “severe and permanent injuries including a broken neck, damage to his cervical spine, permanent neurological injuries and irreversible incontinence.” The lawsuit also states that Darjean was rushed to the hospital by ambulance after being attacked and has undergone multiple surgical procedures due to damage from the incident.

>The court paperwork filed by Darjean’s attorneys states that Deion was the one who instructed the security officer to take Shilo’s phone. This was allegedly because he was texting his mother, Pilar Sanders, while serving an in-school suspension for being disruptive in class. For some important context, Pilar and Deion were going through a messy public divorce dispute at that time, where the two parties were fighting for custody of their children.

I actually liked Washington Football Team. Why didn’t they just keep that name, it was oddly good.

>>150412738
>they let guys like Bates just fucking walk
falcons signed Bates and their defense didn't get better.
>they could've signed Chase with cheaper contract, he was willing to sign for less a year earlier
no. like i said they had an agreed upon contract and Chase chose to bet on himself and not sign it.

>>150412864
Same. I liked the name, the font, the logo, the whole thing. It looked strangely classy.

Change it to the Washington Politicians.

>>150412844
Carroll only likes big boys at corner

>>150412870
>Chases camp threatened to sit out the first two games of the season. He also said the bengals “misled him”
I don't know what the fuck you are talking about he wanted more money and guarantees and the Bengals refused. that is an objective fact acknowledged by the Bengals, CHase, and literally every article and news source at the time

>>150412632
So you are Nevadan? One of my favorite American states, especially with the fact it has gambling with no problems. My country really like to gramble, but several people say it's muh evil and should be regulated (and physical gambling that isn't lottery is still banned). BTW I would order muçarela and a coxinha.

>>150412861
Will Polis bailout him?

new Nick Fuentes podcast just dropped. That guy is such a loser

>>150413017
go away bitchknees

>>150413017
How much did you get paid for that post?

THE CHIMP IS HERE

>>150413128
What did Josh Allen ever do to you?

>>150413123
He's far from the worst third string QB on a roster.

>>150412939
>BTW I would order muçarela and a coxinha.
yessuh

>>150413223
Man that dude jumps around from team to team

>>150413223
My Raidies are winning the 'owl

Finally the football season starts next week.
Can't wait to talk shit with my bros on /nfl/

>>150413223
Muh 4 qbs...

>>150413223
so the browns QB room is
>flacco
>shedeur
>gabriel

Pickett? Really? That’s your answer to QB2?

>>150413363
>QB's name is Pickett
Who writes this shit?

>>150413330
What happened to the massage dude

>>150413223
*Super Bowl Champion, Kenny Pickett

>>150413223
should've been shedookie, but at least there won't be 4 qbs on the 53 man roster which would've been absurd

>>150413363
he literally just won an owl as QB2

>>150413379
Tore his asshole and is out for the whole season

>>150413379
he died for our sins or something

>>150413363
Pickett is probably better than our starters for the last two years

>>150413380
Fuck you Jokic would win a ring.

So how long until Micah's contract?

>>150413257
Aren’t the raiders his third team?
>steelers
>eagles

>Raiders
KWAB

>>150413413
>bawbic

>>150413363
He's no Tanner McKee but he's a solid QB2

>>150413421
Meant 4th team because browns. I’m retarded

>>150413379
He’s too stiff to play now that he’s cut off from the table

>Brady
>Manning
>Favre
>Brosmer

>>150413123
remember when the kangz thought he was gonna take them to the promised land?

How will my Texans do this season

Jalen Hurts has as many rings as Aaron Rodgers and Philip Rivers combined

>>150413123
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

If I get nfl plus it says I can watch on phone or tablet only. Will it still allow me to cast it to my smart tv? Or have they integrated Jewish tricks into the application to prevent me from doing so?

>>150413468
Man, don't drag my boy Phil like that.

>>150412302
Vaginal? Gross. Anal? Hot.

>>150413466
Win the division and MAYBE a playoff game depending on who they face

>>150413455
I’ll never forget it. I randomly ran into a bunch of people from Minnesota when I was on vacation in Nashville the year after the eagles won the owl in Minnesota and I had to console a bunch of crybaby Vikings fans by lying and saying Case Keenum was the future lmao

browns legend kenny pickett, on par with jets legend teddy bridgewater

>>150413508
>Teddy Bridgewater
You mean Broncos legend.

What does "skol" even mean?

>>150413532
I think it's that smokeless tobacco shit.

With NFL teams currently cutting their rosters down to 53, a ton of players are being waived, outright released, and traded

>>150413507
and then they quietly moved right on to Kirk Cousins
now Kirko Chainz, THAT'S a guy that they're sure will take the kangz to the promised land
oh no that's right they shipped him off to Atlanta
now Mr. Meditation, THAT'S the guy that will totally take them to the promised land but like for realsies this time I promise

>>150413532
Gay anal sex between Vikings or something

Raiders going to the Super Bowl in San Francisco

>>150413587
Hew will throw for 4000 yards... in interception returns.

>>150413429
>Jayden in the 3rd tier
Thats my qb..

>>150413532
>>150413582
When one Viking warrior is butt fucking another, SKOL is the sound they tell with each thrust

Raiders finally have a superbowl winning qb and, dare I say, second best qb in the division

>lions cutting Brodric Martin and Hendon Hooker
yeah time to let them go

>>150412302
based

>>150412302
Big if true

>>150413466
6-10

There needs to be a case study on the QB classes of 2021 and 2022.

Lawrence is mid

Zach Wilson is on his 3rd team now

Trey Lance is one of the biggest busts of all time

Justin Fields can’t throw

Mac Jones is on his 3rd team now

Davis Mills is a backup

Kenny Pickett is on his 4th team now

Desmond Ridder is ass

Sam Howell is on his 3rd team now

Malik Willis is actually a decent player but still just a backup

Bailey Zappe is just a backup

Brock Purdy somehow ended up good

>>150413624
What do they say when they cum

Reminder this retard is a handlet

>>150413661
>Justin Fields can’t throw
Racist

>>150413661
>White QB's
There's your answer. The future is black

Raiders are gonna fuck you up

>>150413676
kenny kitten-mittens? a handlet?
nooooooo

>>150413700
Did he throw it so hard for his tiny body that he fumbled it?

>>150413675
Skoooooooool
Lower o sound than in the SKOL they yell during thrust

>>150413661
just a couple of lean years, the two previous decades had a fair share of them as well. wilson and lance would've never been drafted that high if not for the 'rona cancelling the fcs season, making byu play a cupcake schedule and canceling the combine

Do u watch football with your shonk?

>>150413719
>Lower o sound than in the SKOL they yell during thrust
Kek I appreciate attention to detail

>>150413532
Still
Keep
On
Losing

i dont even want a gf anymore

>>150413687
klubnik, nussmeier, allar, arch and 5-6 years later gunner rivers and marshall manning are on their way to pick up the mantle

Can we do it lads?

>>150413795
no

>>150413681
I miss CAINT posting

may locusts descend upon jerry jones' house insh'allah

>>150413661
It was the start of the babby QB era in college football.

>>150413716
his hand got touched by the rusher

>>150413661
They need to stop drafting QBs that have not played at least three full seasons or ~30 games. Not enough data.

>>150413795
That reminds me. I was at Walmart last week and I saw this colleged aged kid wearing a Will Levis titans shirt. First time I’ve seen a Levis merch

>>150413735
cool discord troon shark, sis

>>150413847
The chiefs knew what every other shit team didnt which is that Patrick Mahomes would be the greatest quarterback of all time. Including the greatest start to a career ever. Even brady can't say he was Superbowl MVP and regular season MVP.
real goats don't need coin flips to help them win owls unlike fraudy.

>>150413879
It's going to be cool in the NFL hipster circles. I just got two of them

>>150413908
Holy shit this is a fucking bot

>>150413946
Why would I be a bot? I make my posts 100% from my mind and soul unlike you. My QB is the greatest and yours is probably dog shit since you refuse to speak his name. I would think someone as great as Mahomes would strike such intense fear into his detractors that his meat mention causes them unrivaled termoil; like a horrid snake bite. Well the pain will not end for you or your shit team in hopes of making a superbowl under Mahomes rain. We have the AFC on lock for at least another 10 years. Who knows how many rings my chiefs will have by then.

>>150413847
>>150413908
>>150413946
>>150413998
7<3

>>150413661
>Sam Howell
Make that his fourth team

>>150413946
Probably. His posts sure do read like an ai chat bot

>>150414035
read
>>150413998

>>150413998
>most botlike post of all time
This clears up a lot, honestly.

>>150413946
I think it's either a bot or nick wright... could be nick wright's bot I guess

What does this expression convey?

>>150414070
That Greg is sleeping.

>>150414025
brady is a fraud who was carried by his defense whereas Mahomes has never had a 1# ranked defense and has had to win all his games instead of getting bailed out by coin flips...

>>150414070
I haven't watched the show with Danny on there, but he seems like a total try hard and clickbait merchant.

>>150414143
Danny is fine, I don't mind him.

>>150414171
Have they not been a joke?

>>150414171
>becoming

>>150412814
GOOF can't win the big game.

>>150414171
>becoming

>>150413908
based

oh shit that nigga picken is out and my boy sanders is set to be the starter of the Brown....LETS GO fuck that white boy flacco

>>150413223
i thought Pickett was injured?

FIRE THE COACH OF THE BROWNS he is racist towards my boy Sanders

>>150414234
and there it is

>>150413700
What the fuck lmao.

>>150414171
>becoming

>>150414214
fuck that nigga cuh old ass yte keeping a real one down

>>150414214
>>150414234
it do be like that

>>150414171
>becoming

>>150414243
EAT SHIT mate...we all saw with own two eyes the browns coach set Sanders up in that last game. Go watch SKIP

>>150412844
Injured and looked like dogshit in camp

>>150414257
this nigga gets it frfr

>>150414245
the play that happened directly after that was almost as funny as the buttfumble

>>150412844
Booker should be a solid DT to be fair

so whats michael parsons asking for anyway?

>>150414319
cmon man its the cowboys who fukken care

>>150414319
Money duh

>>150414319
Too damn much for Jerruh

>>150413471
Nice

I hope this year meme are better than last years one

>>150414319
Pretty sure he was asking for $35 million... then $40 million... then $41 million... then now probably $42 million to $45 million.

>>150414319
A player should just ask for a billion dollars at this point and just see what happens

we need a new fumble meme the last one is stale

>>150414343
Haslam will do it.

>>150414319
Jerry talked with Micah earlier this year about what a new contract for him could look like and took that as the deal already having been made. Micah's agent said fuck no and told him that they still had to negotiate his new deal. Jerry refuses citing that there's already a handshake agreement for a contract, Micah's agent and Micah are calling bullshit.

my face when the Bears win the Superb Owl

>>150414171
>convirtiendose

how many weeks until the regular season I can't take this.

what do asian women smell like?

>>150414393
Just be yourself

>>150414393
bug carcasses

>>150414393
kimchi

>>150414373
it was the fire bombs not the two nukes that took the japs out...those guys should had been brought up on charges for the killing of civilians due to the fire bombs

>>150414171
>-... . -.-. --- -- .. -. --.

>>150414393
mina got HERBED

>>150414393
shop Costco and you see them and poojeets everywhere one smell like shit the other like piss

>>150414413
>those guys

You mean you? Look at your flag retard

>>150414413
I think that image is implying that Japanese were bad ass samurais but after the nuke they mutated into weird anime people.

>>150414367
so jerry is senile

>>150414393
salty coins

Why not talk about your team instead of my chiefs?

>>150414437
it was two generals giving the orders to fire bomb the japs into submission...I had nothing to do with it I was just following orders flying my b52 over Tokyo

>>150414413
civilians who work in munitions factories are legitimate targets

>>150414319
Jerry is an old fool, but Micah is a dumb N person. Jerry wants to make things a spectacle, but he has no hangups about dumping a fuck load of money onto his key guys. Just say you have some back tightness for a few weeks in training camp and sign the deal to let Jerry have his fun.

>>150414477
chek'd

>>150413661
Every draft cycle has guys who were drafted purely out of overly optimistic appraisals of their upside and never pan out. I think the difference here is that even the few guys who had legit potential got ruined by their terrible teams.

Lawrence go hit so many times he developed a semi-permanent case of the yips. He plays through it but you can see the shitty o-line PTSD manifesting at times. The clock in his head says he has less time than he really does.

And Jones was never going to be like a top 5 qb but his first season was perfectly repectable. He went to shit after the Pats made a DC their OC which is not something second-year quarterbacks normally have to deal with. That pretty much threw him off the normal development path and he never got back on.

Most draft clases only have the one or two guys who actually hit, so if you have the usual failures for the usual reasons but the guys who might have succeeded also fail because their teams are just catastrophes then the entire class can become a wash in a few years.

>>150414461
the fire bombs turn them nigga gay af frfr from samurais to Hello Kitty in 25 years

>>150414393
Rice starch.

>>150414477
wasted number thats not the new foomble cat

>>150414504
totally not gay rite

>>150414437
damn i have no alibi in 1942

>>150414504
He is absolutely the personification of the phrase "based retard".

>>150414504
This was the moment that mindbroke Desean Jackson

>>150414561
>"Hitler was right"

which team do you guys support

>>150414348
FOOMBLE

>>150414589
DA BEARS and The CHIEFS

>>150414503
But Dragon Ball is based on Eastern culture.

>>150414348
ur mum is stale lul git rekt nerd

>>150414601
tiny pic is very tiny

>>150414601
>122x125

>>150414503
Kawaii culture was born out of postwar national trauma and a desire to heal by looking at cute things.

>>150414589
the one with all the black guys

>>150413493
Asians love anal, in my experience

>>150414471
jerruh ain't senile, he was this ridiculous when he was younger

>>150412829
Shilo dindu nuffin, that cracker was still bodying him after the play.

>>150414628
its a farking cartoon man...my heroes cant cartoons

>>150414649
nigga you gay af kek

>>150414656
do you know if the women also love it?

>>150412829
I bet a 10th of the NFL is players kids, only the opposite ends of the bell curve get remembered

>>150414684
Yeah

>>150414684
kek

>>150414692
prove it

>>150413795
Do what? Win just over half of your games? Probably not

>>150414656
Anal isn't much of a thing in Eastern countries. It's mostly a western fetish because sodomy was traditionally taboo and in some cases completely illegal.

>>150414684
sick burn dude

Travis Hunter is Coach Primate's favorite son

>>150414735
coward!

Look’s like the tranny fucking Latinx mutt just got drafted into joining the Saints. Will he take them to the Super Bowl?

>>150414731
>It's mostly a western fetish because sodomy was traditionally the norm...Greece Spain Italy Turkey

>>150414517
Not how generational guilt works duh

>>150414777
how did i get drafted to the saints? i didnt even declare

>>150414786
fuck dem japs they would never surrender like other countries

>>150414348
no
>>150414504
OH LAWD SAVE ME FROM DEM EVIL PICK SIXES DEY DA DEVIL

I'm straight but I want to try having sex with a dude some time during this year. How do I get started? I will really do it if my Eagles 2peat.

>>150414500
>He went to shit after the Pats made a DC their OC
It's hilarious how glossed over this fact is. How the fuck do we let Bill Belichick slide for making Matt Patricia and Joe Judge his OCs?

>>150412829
It's actually the complete opposite type of situation. Both of Deon's sons do actually have talent and could be starters, possibly pro bowlers, but the legacy/influence of their father is holding them back. They aren't going to be anywhere near as good as Prime Time, at least not initially, and the attitudes/pomp and circumstance they are carrying on like they are that good is causing the issues they are having.

>>150414813
this is 4chan home of the meme wizard lulz and pedos...we need a new foooomble

>>150414160
>Danny is fine
Haha gay

FOOMBLE

>>150414894
this might work kek but still need approval from the wizards of olden days

>>150414631
>>150414635
Do you guys really need to zoom in on the vomiting pufferfish meme? You're not missing any details with the thumbnail version

>>150414842
>How the fuck do we let Bill Belichick slide

Did it slide? He did get forced out after that season

>>150414185
>5 rings, probably more than your shit team
>>>>>joke

>>150415037
Yeah, that's a good point.

cowboys going to the super bowl

>>150415075
no chance

>>150415075
Lmao you’d probably sacrifice your first born child just to see them even go to one in your own lifetime

>>150414858
Shiloh is genuinely dogshit, the CU defense got worse every time he was on the field. Shedeur is just mediocre, literally his only noticeable stat is his accuracy, which comes with a big asterisk given how he would rather take huge sacks than throw the ball away.

>>150415075
I'm so old I seen their last one.

>>150415115
Lmao you’d probably sacrifice your wife’s son’s first born child just to see them even go to one last Super Bowl before the end of your own miserable soon to be over lifetime

There are only two teams allowed to make fun of my Cowboys are the Steelers and Patriots. The rest of you poverty franchises only make fun of yourselves by having fewer than 5 rings.

>>150415138
Oh, no, I'm a Broncos fan; >we have other problems.

how's this game going to play out?

>>150415114
Shilo isn't that bad physically, the problem is he has zero maturity and bad impulse control. anyone that watched his college tape where he would miss tackles trying to set up big hits would be looking to see him improve his discipline to make the jump and he let a TE live in his head rent free showing that he has made no progress

>>150415177
Micah tears Hurts a new bussy and ends his season and the Eagles still finish 11-6

>>150415161
>

>>150415198
Eagles win a Superbowl with a backup QB and Jalen Hurts is exposed as being a bus driver

>>150413380
>*Super Bowl Champion, David Carr!

>>150415215
>exposed as a bus driver

Retard

>>150415210
Reminder that Jordan Love was paid 55 million based off this one single game

>>150415230
I meant literally a bus driver. Simliar to the old insult of saying athletes of the 50s were beer drinking taxi drivers and firemen.

>>150415245
Michael Jordan played fuckin baseball lmao.

>>150415259
Wrong thread?

goyboys have the worst staring qb in the divisoin
>hurts>daniels>dart>dak

anyway 5>2

>>150414829
>find a gay guy
>ask to have sex with him
Since he'll be a fag there's like a 95% chance he'll say yes

>>150415287
I hope so. I like Dart.

>>150415350
>QB named Dart

Who writes this shit?

>>150412578
The fact that you feel the need to praise the most routine of throws shows that Gaylen is dog shit.

>>150412628
So why did he sign with the Raiders?

>>150415245
*crack* *sip* yep those were the real men right there
10 hour shift at the steel mill then right to the football field to play on both sides of the ball for the entire game with nothing but a big of leather on your shoulders and head

>>150415329
>find a Raiders fan
>ask to have sex with him
Since he'll be a Gaiders fan there's like a 95% chance he'll say yes

Fixed that for you.

>>150415490
Lenny Dawson was chain smoking cigarettes at the Super Bowl.

>>150415496
You didn't change anything though?

>>150413661
The best QB to come out of the 2013 - 2015 drafts was Derek Carr.

>>150415529
yeah I bet you would quote kissinger you snake

>>150415177
I can absolutely see the Cowboys blowing the Eagles out in this game, only for the Cowboys to still miss the playoffs and the Eagles to still win the division. It has the feel of a meme game.

>>150413661
>Brock Purdy somehow ended up good
Purdy is not good. That same team took Jimmy G to the owl. When the 49ers lost their avengers Purdy couldn't carry them to the playoffs.

>>150415538
Grim.

>>150415561
>Purdy couldn't carry a bottom 4 defense to the owl when all of their skill position players are injured
>IT MEANS HE IS SHIT!!!

>>150415554
I'll be happy if the Eagles suffer a devastating injury yet still win

>>150415600
>When 49ers have a roster stacked to the tits they take a shitty journeymen QB like Purdy and Jimmy to the Superbowl.
>When they don't have a stacked roster they miss the playoffs.
Purdy isn't a game changer.

>>150415616
I'll be happy if the Eagles suffer several devastating injuries, lose, and then go 4-13.

yeahs I think the statmutt is actually Nick Wright. Massive purdy hateboner for no reason.

>>150415538
peak years for linemen though

>>150415177
Eagles win by double digits probably

And Mahomes can’t win without a starting LT. Pathetic.

Kek

>>150415538
crab legs is better than carr

>>150415698
That’s just insanity

>>150415687
Colin Cowherd had the Chargers ranked in his top 5, but after their LT got injured they're no longer in his top 10.

>>150413408
maybe on planet retard

who are the sleeper rookie RB hits this year? JCM, woody, tuten, blue, johnson, harvey? obviously henderson/hampton/jeanty are going to do something.

>>150415819
skattebo

>>150414393
wood smoke and beef jerky

>>150415717
Absolutely false

David Carr > Derek Carr there I said it.

>>150413735
maybe

my kangies

>>150413420
2027

>>150415877
nah it's true

>>150415962
These cards are so cringe. Just as bad as ai slop.

>>150416215
kek

>>150412669
>yet they don't have trouble attracting free agents
you're talking out of your ass there. name em

>>150413735
Nice shork and Ninies blankie

GO LOUIE
GO LOUIE

>>150413735
>niners blanket
>blahaj plush

>>150415894
When I was a kid I begged my folks to take me to the mall to see David Carr at a signing he was doing. There was a ridiculous horde of people there as I remember. David stayed until every last fan had said hi and gotten a signature. Smiling and happy from first to last. Seemed a genuinely nice guy who was grateful for his fans.

Yeah (Yeah)
They told me bust down my AP, perfect timin' (Perfect timin')
Got them baguettes up on my neck, I stay shinin'(Stay shinin')
It's never hot around, my jewelry change the climate (Ice)
I went and got that new Maybach, I stay grindin'
They told me bust down my AP, perfect timin' (Perfect timin')
Got them baguettes up on my neck, I stay shinin' (Stay shinin')
It's never hot around, my jewelry change the climate (Ice)
I went and got that new Maybach, I stay grindin' (New Maybach)
These can't for me, yeah they lyin' (Yeah they lyin')
I ain't even hit my peak, I ain't tryin' (Nah)
A hunnid K for a signin' (Okay)
What they pay? (They pay) A got reminded (One more time)
In your city, know we litty, we handle these like every time
Face card pretty, yeah, take her out to dinner and wine
She ain't never had a with all this motion, fall inline
She said she need me, she know I handle business every time
They told me bust down my AP, perfect timin' (Perfect timin')
Got them baguettes up on my neck, I stay shinin' (Stay shinin')
It's never hot around, my jewelry change the climate (Ice)
I went and got that new Maybach, I stay grindin'
They told me bust down my AP, perfect timin' (Perfect timin')
Got them baguettes up on my neck, I stay shinin' (Stay shinin')
It's never hot around, my jewelry change the climate (Ice)
I went and got that new Maybach, I stay grindin'
Perfect timin' (Perfect timin')
I stay shinin' (Stay shinin')
Ice (Ice)
Perfect timin' (Perfect timin')

>>150416347
Our QB is having a panic attack.
We need a replacement quick!
Ok Louie, suit up

>>150412567
here >>150384703
And these pick em leagues can get rather large. We had 77 one year for college and 133 for nfl if i recall correclty

>>150416399
Wholesome :)

My Rammies :)

>>150416503
will I die if I try to pet them?

suck lol

Sniff sniff...AHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150416534
GESUNDHEIT

>>150416525
It would be extremely painful

Shiloh getting completely bounced from the league before the season even starts feels like a bad omen for Shedeur, and for the whole Sanders family really.

>>150416547
what if I bonk them

>>150416581
Prostate cancer wasn’t bad enough?

>>150416215
Nobody asked

>>150416581
Racist

>kiwi slept from 5am to 4pm
Dude, are you doing ok?

>>150416616
Bladder cancer

>>150416581
No one has ever r8ed Shilo, I don't think he was expected to make a roster

>>150416581
Shilo was meh though. Even without the Sanders name there’s still a 99% chance he would’ve been waived. However Shedeur becoming the 4th string Browns QB is the worst punishment possible in the league.

>>150416646
Obsessed much?

> The Buccaneers have cut DL Desmond Watson, who never practiced with the team while trying to lose weight from his 449 lbs frame, per Fox Sports’ Greg Auman.

This guy is going to be a multiple probowl player. Just needs to keep cutting. He'd have been cut weeks ago if he wasn't making progress. Just couldn't rehab it fast enough.

Unironically think this guy will be a reverse kelvin Benjamin. He'll be making waves next preseason.

Can't keep someone on your practice squad when they can't practice tho.

>>150416646
>the only time you don't post is when you be sleeping n sheeeeit

kek plonked

>>150416646
I lol'd

Was Sam Darnold the happiest he's ever been in Minnesota?

>>150416687
Literally all you have to do is keep him away from that China food.

the raiders beat the ravens last season?????

Mike Holmgren is alive

>>150416739
Raiders have been the Ravens kryptonite 2015-2024 I think they've got at least 6 wins off us in that time lmao

>>150416608
Be careful. They're made for bonking.

>>150416739
The Raiders are the ultimate trap team.

>>150416732
He probably got a handy once that made him happier

Sheep are just wooly cowards

>>150414230
How does this even happen?

>>150414319
Myles Garrett and TJ Twatt money.

>>150416780
pretty blatant helmet to helmet

>>150416811
35 got a hand on him

>>150414393
Unironically Asian girls have the foulest smelling pussy out of all the ethnicities I've fucked, followed extremely closely by Latinas(Forma de mexicana).

>>150416836
... maybe I should watch the entire clip next itme.

>>150416838
filipinas don't count

>>150416704
Ok, when did you wake up, then? And why were you up until 5am? Is everything ok? If you're feeling depressed or have insomnia for whatever reason you should seek help.

>>150416838
I thought Asian pussy tasted like water

>>150416735
Guy is already insanely athletic, like to the point what he's doing at 440 is just mental. You could strap that weight onto other linemen and they'd not be able to move that way.

Should translate well if he loses like 100 more pounds over the next year. It was always unrealistically a pipedream to have him be in the right weight range to start or join the practice squad by the start of this season IMHO but the Buccaneers I have to imagine have steered him far enough into the right regiment to be ready by next year. Definitely an investment.

Just have to hope he doesn't stress eat over the next season because he wasn't even a day 1 NFL practice squad player after college. From this point it's mental.

Just don't eat the goddamn china food.

>>150416859
Sea water during a tuna feeding frenzy maybe...

>>150416859
Pussy tastes like salt. All pussies just taste like having snot covered skin flaps in your mouth

>>150416876
>salt

That's booty hole. Pussy is often sweet except the first few licks if she's not fresh out of the shower because that'll generally taste a bit like piss

>>150416886
>sweet

Yeah ok virgin

like time I ate pussy it tasted like orange gatorade

>>150416886
You’re for sure talking out your ass and never ate pussy. They don’t piss out the part you eat. They piss out a different hole that you sometimes accidentally stick your tongue in and it’s gross as hell.
Pussy tastes like salt, fish, copper etc… not sweet. That’s bag of sand tier

>>150416915
>They don’t piss out the part you eat
bills bros is this true??

>>150416915
>>150416904
>>150416886
>>150416876
The fuck you all go to a sushi bar for? This is a baccala board.

>>150416893
>>150416915
If they have good diets absolutely pussy tastes a little sweet. If they have a sour pussy or noticeabley salty beyond the first few licks something is very wrong. I've been eating pussy since I was 15 years old keep your weird unhygienic bitches
>they don't piss out that part
Literally you're the virgin if you think chicks piss goes directly out without leaving residue you fucking retard kek why do you think they wipe?

football discussion?

>>150416934
Sick attempt to save face pal. Good luck with being a virgin

>>150416347
you wish you could move like that you plonked kiwimutt.

>>150416581
Nobody was rating Shilo

I called a black guy on the subway “plonked” and he just gave the the fluoride stare, true story.

>>150416943
>ummm ACKSHUALLY you can't tell the difference between girls pussies if they're fresh out of the shower or if they've pissed in the last couple of hours because you don't taste that part!!!!

kek pure plonked

>>150415578
Jon Gruden sticks dry erase markers up his ass

>>150416968
Fuck off you clueless, anti-football pussy-ass faggot

Kiwicel you should just admit to being a virgin. Nothing wrong with not being a manwhore. But you’re just digging a deeper hole for yourself with this cringe larp.

I was there when Geno Smith won his first Super Bowl with the Raiders

>I tell ya what, dry erase markers? They got me feeling NICEY
>...... 2nd and 10

>>150416990
same

>>150416991
He's trying very hard to get attention from Americans in bed for the night

>>150416967
Bro you think vaginas secret raspberry jam for lubrication. The medical name for girl cum is literally “cervical mucus”. Grow up and lick a clit.

>>150416999
Ewwwwwww. EEEEWWWWWWWW NOOOOOOO

>>150416999
>Raspberry jam

This is such a reach. I said they often taste a little sweet that's vastly different from tasting as sweet as sugar or fruit jam or something. Also not sure if that was you or some other anon but to claim you "don't eat that part" is ridiculous. You don't just lick clit the entire time you go down on a chick

>>150417013
Nope you said this obviously virgin horse shit
>>150416886

Pussy is salty not sweet. Eating pussy is like having salty skin flaps in your mouth. I’ll take your word on what asshole tastes like LMAO

Speaking of pussies, I saw Vernon Davis in some lawyer ambulance chaser 'if you get hit by a car you may be entitled to a cash settlement' horseshit commercial and I was half expecting him to cry during it

Reminder that the kiwibitch can’t fight, got mugged and earned a free trip to the hospital

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549

>inb4 he starts ranting about circumcision and jews like the predictable pussy he is

>>150417003
based, all the sodomizers in this thread are doomed

>Jamarr Chase
>Justin Jefferson
>wow crazy both these LSU guys are elite
>few years later
>Malik Nabers and Brian Thomas Jr.

ok what the FUCK is going on at lsu

>>150417027
>skin flaps
Hope solo?

Uh oh obsessed Jew is here

>He's gonna bring up the fact my foreskin got plonked !!!!

Me getting mugged 8 years ago has no impact on me they barely got anything valuable. You getting your dick permanently mutilated is much funnier. You clearly deserved it considering the obsessed mutt you've grown up to be

Is there any way we can ship the kiwi over and put him in a cage for our amusement? Set it up to where we can electroshock him by hitting a button as we all laugh while watching on cam. ZAAAAAAAAAAAAPP. He could be the centerpiece of an /sp/ "zoo"

>>150417047
>Me getting mugged 8 years ago
why didn't you just say no? they legally can't mug you without your consent

Imagine being this obsessed kek what a mindbroken dysgenic mutt

>>150417063
pipe down Schizo

>>150417074
Look in the mirror

>>150417065
Did you get buttraped?

>>150417057
He’s not wrong

>>150417081
Nope I got my orbital bone broken in two places, had surgery (all covered by travel insurance) then went about the rest of my trip including seeing Tom Brady and Drew Brees play live :) life goes on and I still had a fun trip

>>150412614
3 > 2

>>150412669
>first year qb with 1 (one) solid returning player and a bunch of literal who’s
>get to the nfc chamlionship
im celebrating because 27 years of being alive to see the redskins suck cock is over

>>150412292 (OP)
>Desmond Watson, heaviest player in NFL history at 449 pounds, waived by Buccaneers, per report

Lions waved their fatass DL also, even though he lost like 50lbs.

>>150417146
They probably get to keep him on the practice squad because who will offer him a roster spot. Probably needs to get to about 380 to start practicing.

>>150416347
Why don't Vikings players beat this dude off and force him to quit.

>>150412348
>Bengals

Stafford is retiring after this season and the Rams will make a deal for Joe Burrow, which is why he demanded they spend money on the offense, so he can pad his stats this season and get more money from the Rams.

Why isn't Shiloh any good at football?

Domes should be outlawed. Football is meant to be played outdoors.

>>150412814
>That’s not a good trade.

Indeed, Lions came out on top.

>>150416971
Marker status?

>>150417167
This but the opposite

>>150417042
LSU regularly produces great receivers

>>150417164
He is but just not good enough to play in the NFL

>>150417190
Ok this but just the other way around

well, well, well.

>>150417146
What's the combined weight in this photo

>>150417285
This is incredibly racist.

>>150417285
Cam Ward was that bad?

>>150417174
how many owls do the cryions have? oh, yeah.

>>150412302
Gross

>>150417297
>t. didn't watch any florida games

>>150417297
I thought he had some nice throws in the Falcons game. A couple of throws were right on the line between drop and overthrow so PFF probably put it on Ward. Can't trust those faggots

>>150417315
I didn't

Nu

>>150417325
>>150417325
>>150417325

>>150417322
well, now you know what the rest of us do.

>>150417297
Quite a few drops although some were forced into coverage. He tried to throw to Ridley a ton. Mostly good decisions but 1 pass should have been picked in the Bucs game. The Titans didn’t call as rookie favourable of a scheme as the Giants. NY called a lot of screens but to be fair they also dropped a lot of passes too in the Pats game. I would still put the first round pair ahead of everyone else.

>>150416646
this is unironically my sleep schedule, I have terminal depression and a night job.