Thread 150417325

Steelers SUCK

true

Nobody cares about my fantasy team

>>150417338
Did you post it in /ffg/ or here? I'll have a look if you repost it

>>150417297
Quite a few drops although some were forced into good coverage. He tried to throw to Ridley a ton. Mostly good decisions but 1 pass should have been picked in the Bucs game. The Titans didn’t call as rookie favourable of a scheme as the Giants. NY called a lot of screens but to be fair they also dropped a lot of passes too in the Pats game. I would still put the first round pair ahead of everyone else.

>Oh hi Deion, how is Shedeur doing? Did he use any of the skills that I taught him in my camps that you paid for?

>Oh wow, 5th round draft pick and 4th string for the Browns! Yeah, we just didn't have any room on the Raiders for him considering other talent out there, sorry bud.

wen u was when shadeur drop dat dime

i was chillin on couch, sippin lil drank, homie hit my line
he like “yo shadeur cold wit it, real deal”
i’m like “nah stop cappin”
den tv show him sling dat rock, touchdown easy, crowd goin stupid
i spill my cup, moms mad, but ion care
bro smooth, neva rush, pocket look like he own it
he throwin dots like madden glitch, dbs look lost fr
i’m thinkin “yeah he him, future big dog qb”

and you??????

>>150417357
What the fuck is his problem? First he tries to sabotage Pat Mahomes career by completely destroying him in the Superbowl now he's holding another black King down??

>>150417370
Dey just be tryna keep us brothas down.
Nome sayin?

I ain't afraid of Scary Terry cuhh

Who is kiwibitch team?

>>150417460
He claims Ravens but never talks about them or Lamar and spends most of his time delusionally glazing the Broncos and Lions. I’m pretty sure he’s a Lions fan mindbroken by the Chiefs, as many are, which is why he’s always dreaming about Bo Nix winning the division. For many Lions fans these days nothing takes priority over their weird seethe at the Chiefs.

mutts seething about the Ravens/Wions/Broncos/Bucs/Dolphins broship again

Here’s his deleted response to someone asking “post a guy from your team who you thought looked good this preseason” btw, for proof
Oops! He forgot he’s a “Ravens fan”
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150388965/#q150392782

>>150417475
Schizo Alert

>>150417500
Literaly proven numbnuts

The Ravens are my team but I've been cheering for the Wions for years ever since they traded for Jared Goff. You'd know that if you were here in 2021 :) plonked newfag

>>150417502
Schizo, go to bed

I should add a 6th team to the broship then he'll really piss his pants and throw an even bigger melty. Hmmmm maybe we'll link up with the Commanders :)

>>150417515
Why are you running cover so hard for someone objectively exposed? Huge fan of the kiwi? Or are we flag hopping again?

Wahhh stop talking about the refs

KEK

Mindbroken Bitch

>>150417520
>>150417509
Good. As long as you don’t claim my Rams, you can claim whoever the fuck your want

Ah I get it. Lmao this is too ridiculous. So literally on cue in response to me saying how mindbroken Lions fans are by the Chiefs, the reddit spacing Detoilet who spends his entire life posting about Chiefs refball shows up to run cover for the kiwi Lions fan. Lol
Way to own me retards!

What went wrong?

I am not crazy. I know it’s the Lions fan.

He’s behind all of it — every anti-Mahomes post on /sp/. The webms, the bait replies, the “ref baby” spam. It’s not organic hate — it’s a coordinated campaign. He’s got multiple devices, maybe a VPN. I’ve seen it. I know it. Makes it look like a dozen anons agree, but it’s always him. Always the Lions fan.

I’ve told the mods. I’ve reported him. Explained how he samefags and floods every Mahomes thread with the same out-of-context webms. They do nothing. Every time I post a clean stat line? Boom — new ID, same garbage.

This isn’t just backlash. This started in 2020. Mahomes wins MVP, goes to the Super Bowl — meanwhile the Lions go 5–12 and something in his brain snaps. Since then? Every Mahomes thread becomes a disaster. “Ref baby.” “Holding O-line merchant.” “Carried by the league.” The same phrases. Like a script.

And he uses Reddit spacing. That’s how I know. Paragraphs after every sentence. You think ten different anons all post like that? No. It’s him.

He posts the same 10 clips. Cropped, zoomed, slowed down. One late flag, one missed hold — and suddenly Mahomes is a fraud?

I push back with stats. Pressure rates, QB efficiency, EPA. And what do I get? “Schizo poster.” I get warned — while he floods the board unchecked.

This is chicanery.
It’s manipulation. Sabotage. He wants Mahomes erased from GOAT conversations.

And the worst part?

People believe him.

They quote him. They back him. They repeat “ref baby” like gospel. They pretend 400-yard playoff games and broken ankles mean nothing if there’s one holding call in the second quarter.

But not our precious Lions fan! Couldn’t be him! No, he’s just “telling it like it is,” right?

They don’t see it.

But I do.

Behind every derail, every passive-aggressive webm, every “Brady would never” post — it’s him.

It’s always been him.

It’s the Lions fan.

And now...

You have to stop him.
You have to...

>Me, to a Detoilet: You’re a goblin.
>Detoilet, transforming into a goblin right before our eyes: Schizo alert!

schizo

>>150417567
He's a colossal fucking faggot but I'd at least respect his obsession with me if he just used shit that's actually true. I've never once claimed I "lift regularly" kek I don't even have a gym membership atm. He just makes assumptions then repeats it over and over until it becomes true in his plonked fucking brain

Has there ever been as short-lived of a bandwagon as Lions "fans"?

>>150417509
They aren’t your team, you never talk about them and there is no reason tk believe it. You did, however, just respond to someone asking explicitly for your favorite preseason player from “YOUR TEAM”, not a team you like, with a post about a Lions player, which is par for the course for you. Same as the other mindbroken Detoilet itg, you’re embarrassed to admit it for some reason and hide behind shitposts and lies.

>>150417567
>>150417573
I am not that guy and clearly type nothing like him, stick to one flag btw, be serious.

>>150417573
Welcome to the club. He's been accusing me of being a Lions fan using multiple devices for months now. Something is clearly wrong with him

>>150417560
Shut up your vagina, statmutt

>>150417587
I don’t even engage with you anymore because you’re such a deeply pathetic repulsive subhuman fyi. It’s not an accusation, it was proven months ago itt
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149250687/#q149264109
while you pretended to not know how to screenshot on your phone the entire night. It was proven long before that as well, but you make it your life to do this shit and have 0 shame. I would say you’re the biggest freak alive but actually, you’re just the average Lions fan.

Look who shows up to run cover for him btw in a thread where literally everyone else is clowning
Odd! What good friends <3 Now reddit spacing Detoilet is back on cue tonight to return the favor

If it was so easy, how come it hasn't happened again yet?

>>150417509
Based wions enjoyer

>>150417667
How come my asshole is literally constantly itchy no matter how often I wash it or how well I wipe?

>>150417546
Thanks, guys.

>>150417599
That wasn't me you schizo

>>150417751
Hell yeah retard

I like making fictitious blurbs for my Madden players:

>Stefen "Beef Stew" Johnston, an enormous 6'8" 336 pound backup tackle, entered the game for injured Seahawks starting OL J.R. Sweezy and dominated the Eagles' pass rush, not allowing a sack the entire game, after his performance he was asked what his key to protecting his QB was, he answered ''cuz if I don't block, I ain't gettin' paid, and big man's gotta eat', he would go on to secure the starting guard job for the season, just allowing 3 sacks.

>>150417771
I did a dynasty mode as Colorado in NCAA 06 or something and I ended up recruiting this huge receiver named Prince Sledge who I then drafted in Madden and had a Hall of Fame career with
It was also my porn name in the 2010s

>>150417797
that's honestly a sick name for a WR...or 70s R&B singer

>>150417337
I hope this guy goes to whatever team the muttholme spammer follows and then. Wins them at least a dynasty in Superbowl rings. That is if he even is a fan of a football team.

>>150417815
It would too perfect if he went to the Lions and they had to live with having a knockoff Mahomes on top of everything else about the Chiefs that already mindbroke them

>>150417681
Take dat thong out of yo bussy playa

What's the verdict on Cam Ward?

>>150418015
There he is. That’s Cam Ward

>>150418015
Pretty good goalie

>>150417667
Lmao even the Yinzer near the cross bar was psyched

>>150418015
Cam Ward has proven beyond doubt to be one of the starting Quarterbacks in the NFL

>>150417681
Sounds like worms tbqh desu

>>150418015
If he beats the Broncos he's the next big thing if he loses hes a bust.

>>150418052
Good shout, I’ll keep an eye out

>>150418015
titans looked so hopeless last year i didn't even bother checking him out any. he should expect to have a new head coach soon, either by the end of the year or certainly next year.

>>150418125
Who’s the titans head coach Jeff Fisher still right?

>skip bayless going full schizo mode over shitter

Ive never seen an nfl media cuck seethe this hard before

>>150418155
He does this shit all the time. Skip trashes his cowboys gear and burns his Prescott jerseys and theatrical crap like that five times a season. He’s a fake crash out addict

So First Thing First is now 3 hours every weekday?

Is Bryce good or bad?

>>150418197
Yes but im pretty sure the 3rd hour is interviews.

>>150418223
Rookie season+first half of last year he looked like complete dogshit. 2nd half of last year he looked good-very good. I'd say he's trending upwards especially with Canales coaching him. It's not just his offensive system carrying Bryce I think he's an incredible motivator. I see Panthers easily being the 2nd best team in the NFC South but I'm not sure if they will be good enough to get a wildcard spot. I think they'll top out at 9 wins but that's still firmly above their current Vegas over/under

>1995
>best expansion year ever
>2005
>good year with a triple crown receiver
>2015
>15-1 Owl run out of nowhere
>2025
>?
Years that end in 5 always have the Panthers doing some shit

>>150418294
Adam Thielen mvp

>roughing the passer was added as a penalty in 1938
Soft ass game

roughing this bussy

g-go puckers...

pucker this bussy

>>150418413
Refuted by the Lions.

Damn tired /nfl/ I might just sit these next few posts out on the sideline

>>150418424
you mean the team that won the same amount of playoff games as the packers did last season?

>>150418440
When is the last time the Fudgepackers won the Norf?

this will be jordan love year

>>150418413
>>150418424
BTFO by the KANG of the Norf

I asked a ref if he could give me unsportsmanlike conduct for thinking bad things about him. He said, of course not. I said, well, I think you stink. And he gave me an unsportsmanlike conduct . You can't trust em.

>>150418482
Lmao he will never live down this clip. Whoever released it ended his career

>>150418450
when's the last time the lions made a super bowl?

>>150418511
2026

>>150418580
Why isnt bro on ozempic?

>>150418651
Ozempic only works if it makes you stop eating

I need GayGay to be a bust so that the NFCN can have the most jobber QB room in the whole league

>>150418797
>GayGay

>>150418808
>Gayleb
>GayGay
>Manlove
>Goof
Goff is kinda lucky that his name is so easy to make fun of

>>150418580
Man NFL teams have top tier food and nutritionists and shit and he STILL can't figure out how to get even slightly leaner?

>>150418797
Every webm i see of Love is terrible. How the fuck did this guy get paid? I knew when he threw that game losing pick vs the 9ers in 23 he wasn't shit.

>>150418580
>Saints
>only +1500

>Giants cut Tommy Devito
AAYYYYYY OOHHH YOU GONNA PAY FOR DIS YA MOOK

bengos

>>150418879
For real? What the hell

>>150418908
Winston's the vet backup
Dart's the future
No space for DeVito
He'll probably end up somewhere

>>150418925
Cant imagine tony devito in a place like for example minnesota. He needs his gabagool and wops

>>150418908
WE WUZ A GOODEFLLA HOW COULD THE GIANTS DO THIS

>>150418942
Then the Jets can scoop him up
Tyrod Taylor's probably injured again so they need another QB already lmao

>>150418860
>Every webm i see of Love is terrible
Because the dumb faggot keeps spamming the same handful of webms due to Jordan Love living rent free in his head. Try actually watching him play.

I have a theory that Juju Smith Schuster is still on the chiefs roster because his celebrations are fucking kino everyones in awe

>>150418238
He had the Panthers in a lot of games against some of the best teams in the NFL. Probably would have beaten the Eagles if Xavier Legette could fucking catch.

>>150419108
Would have beaten the Chiefs if the defense wasnt the literal worst all time

>>150418015
I like his arm talent, he throws with pretty good anticipation. I'm hoping the best for him.

>>150418561
Do people in Detroit really take their sisters out on dates?

>>150418155
The more diehard you are, the more deranged you get.

>>150418155
SKEEUP
SKEEUP DAK SUCKS SKEEUP
JERRUH RETARDED SKEEUP
SKEEEEEEEEEEUP

>Mike Edwards released
Is he any good?

>eagles
>rams
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Patty Cuckitini

So do i root for Cowgirls or Shegals on Thursdat?

Genuinely conflicted

>>150419364
I think the Giants have a legit chance at finishing above the Cowboys this year. If that's something you want to happen, then you have to root for the Eagles I guess.

Panthers need a QB3
Who should they get?

>>150419407
>>150418879

>>150419407
Tyler Huntley
Hendon Hooker
Kyle McCord

>>150418879
It's anti-Italian discrimination, that's what this is.

>>150418879
>inb4

Jets sign QB Tommy Devito

>>150419440

I am outraged. First they invent a country called Italy to demean our heritage, now this.

>>150419364
Eagles

>>150419440
Madone

>>150419407
Huntley or DeVito

>>150418040
I'm a Steelers fan and I was still excited for it. It is a 70 yard field goal in a preseason game, not much reason to get mad lol.
>inb4 it happens to us in the regular season

Jared Goof's wife is not hot enough to be a SI model, and that's really saying something.

>>150418879
this is actual racism

>>150418879
OOOOOOH

Based on betting lines

>>150418879
Tommy Devito is a hero in this house

>>150419440
Fucking nauseating

>>150419625
Completely false, she's so hot I had to find out who she was

Still laughing at how they filmed the Chefs' season assuming they'd 3peat and then they choked in spectacular fashion.

>>150419625
Lies, homosex fren. Would seed that vag nightly until and for awhile after menopause

>>150419788
We should all thank the Eagles

>>150419788
Omg the Chiefs didn't even 3peat??... What fucking losers... how will they ever recover... They only won 2 in a row, instead of 3... and go to the super bowl every year... and will probably 3peat anyway... it's over

*sniiiiiiiifs*

Oh yea, that's fresh bussy

>>150419733
Tommy never had the makings of an NFL quarterback

>>150419855
He did not say that.

>>150419860
I lettered in football

>>150419790
>>150419757
Retards. She's all injections and botox. Goof can't do any better, which is prolly why he'll never win an Owl. No confidence. No "get-up-and-go". Reply to me when Goof's wife looks as good as one of Aaron Rodgers gf's. He's the one who really pulls.

>>150419909
I feel bad for you that you have such bad taste. But on the plus side, ignorance is bliss. You probably really feel like the 4s you pull are super models

>>150418879
They are going to trade for Kenny Pickett I read

>>150419909
Stay gay anon

>>150419951
>Kenny Pickett
he went to the raiders, they've made some solid choices as of late

>>150418115

Pin worms, more specifically. Take you some pin worm medicine (over the counter) and you'll shit them all out, along with everything else in your body. It's a quick fix.

>>150419928
He's a Real One hombre. Won't find many like Jon "Big B" Bernthal.. just don't try him on the court. He'll lock you down

Are you going to Brapzil?

>>150418015
passes the eye test

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College Pickem starts this Saturday (8/30) (currently at 38 /sp/tards)
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Haener bros..... i don't feel so good

>>150420139
Saints are gonna be so fucking bad lmao

>>150420139
maxxtanking

Chiefs haven't won a real ring since 2019. All 2 of their others are fraudulent since both were penalty field goals awarded by sublime ref play.

I can't wait to laugh at interceptions again, bros.

>>150420139
Wait wasnt he their QB3?

>>150420177
Bros we need a recap if every pick at the end of the touchdown recap.

My Saints just released this zest pest.... F

>>150420220
He has a bright future on gay porn, tho.

>>150420220
>>150420210
Just checked their depth chart, they only have 2 QBs now lol

>>150420220
make the call Minnesota
you could use the depth

>>150420144
We know, but if we ever want to be good again it's necessary. At least we're moving out of cap hell and soon most of the older players will be gone or retired and a true reset can begin next year.

>>150420226
And he looks like he has a lot of internal depth....

>>150420091
Will my girl be safe in Sao Paolo?

>>150420234
Kidnapped and raped, if there is a god.

>>150420227
I dunno man
The Saints were abysmal pre Brees and they lucked out getting him after both the Chargers and Dolphins did what they always do
They could return to the norm of being absolute dookie

>>150420159
>you now remember the 49ers received first in overtime

Kyle Shanahan is so fucking plonked kek

>>150420250
I honestly think that Moore will be a solid HC. He just needs some time, this year is going to be a 4-5 win season at the most, hopefully we can get a top 3 draft pick and get a real QB for the future.

Then again, who knows maybe Shough might develop into something, time will tell.
Who do you think is going to be starting?

>>150420265
Rattler :^)

>>150420270
Whats that even considered?
A fumble by the center?

Goffie to the mooooon

>>150420281
I could ask you the same thing

>>150420369
You can't out Goofpost me.

>>150420385
only elite quarterbacks do this

>>150418963
What about the murder?

HWABAG

>>150420399
HUGE Ravens fan. I have tons of footage of Lions players, which is who I mainly post about, but I'm mainly a fan of the Ravens. You have to believe me.

>>150420392
>$503 million ($628 million adjusted for inflation) American dollarydoos for this

>>150420281
>goof

My Breeders :)

>>150419180
Maybe three years ago.

Hate is losing in this thread.

Love will always prevail

I love hating niggers

The question is, if he would lie about being a Ravens fan, and has the VPN technology to ban evade, what else does this misfit who spends his life in /nfl/ get up to?
Flag hopping and samefagging? Surely not

i didn't make the 53

>>150420414
Ummmm both of those clips were highlighting the Rams Quarterback kek dumbass cazzie. Learn ball fuckin noob. pwned by The Kiwi

>>150417325 (OP)
wtf I thought it was a before and after Mahomes pic...he did it on purpose with the haircut and shades

>>150420489
Sorry, Audric

>>150420434
>>150420463
Fuck off Steve, shouldn't you be decaying in a hole?

>webm clearly says LAR
>UMMMMM LIONS PLAYER!!!!

kek plonked

>>150420489
Dulcich please clear waivers and come back

Ravens legend Jared Goff

>>150420489
At least you caught the game winning pass in the Superbowl, Mecole. They can't take that from you <3

>>150420530
I kinda know Greg from UCLA, he's a little weird in the head. I think he has autism or something so I wouldn't be surprised if it was him

>>150420220
Probably just making room for another QB who’s gonnna get cut. Maybe DeVito lmao

Hallo. Pls r8.

>>150420613
>Steelers and Vikings could get hot
Sure thing bud

>>150420613
swap Lions and Chargers, detoilet will make the playoffs and go one and done. Chargers will still suck

>>150420625
Yes, that's what it says.

>>150420613
2/10

>>150420613
>Chiefs fan fears the Niners and the Eagles

Super Bears Super Bowl

>>150420234
It's Paulo, not Paolo. But to me fair, they are a lot of Italian Brazilians in Sampa.

He's just like me fr

>INSANE: Legendary #Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce says he ate oven PIZZA with his brother every night for dinner growing up.

>"I never ate a single vegetable growing up... we ate Giorgio's Oven Fresh Pizza every single night."

>Travis blames his dad for his lackluster diet.

>>150420661
>Chiefs fan fears the Niners
I assure you they don't.

>>150420684
>can barely read
>had frozen pizza for every dinner

Honestly some sad shit. Jason and Travis did pretty fuck well for themselves all things considered. He still shilled for the vaxx like a bitchmade faggot

Is "pretty fuck well" a foreign expression. Do they talk like that in *hovers over flag* New Zealand

I think the vikings front office should kill themselves

>>150420708
Stop noticing, Saar.

>>150420613
>vikings

is Tuanigamanuolepola elite?

>Joe Flacco will be the starting QB for the Browns in 2025
Fucking grim

>>150420807
It apparently helps your passer rating when you’re only playing 9 games a year.
He’s fine. If he was on Baker’s contract he would be a great value QB. He is not elite. I think the truly elite QBs would have had the 23 Dolphins in contention and not a one and done wild card team.

>>150419790
God I love PUSSY

>>150420037
What's this outfit called?

>>150420613
The Eagles have been healthy for years now. Both owls they went to they were almost fully healthy besides Nakobe

>>150420153
Going for Archie right?

>>150420807
He's elite until he has to play in cold weather, which is all the time because he plays in the AFC East.

>>150420814
My brownies winning AT LEAST 3 games this year.. look out AFC fags, we comin (inside you)

>>150420684

Horrible man. His son is ONLY a millionaire and dating rhe hottest piece of ass (or so i am told) on the planet.

>>150420806
Loaded roster with the best receiver in the league and a hyped rookie QB who will definitely be better than Sam Darnold who already almost won the NFCN?
Yeah. Vikings.
>>150420839
They barely made it through the playoffs and haven't had sufficient time for their shit to not flare up again. Barkley in particular will be injured early similar to CMC after he carried the Niners to a super bowl as well

>gambling logos and ads seen up to every 13 seconds during big sports games in US
GETTIN
GETTIN
GETTIN
PLACE YOUR DRAFTKINGS BETMGM, POLYMARKET FANUEL CAESAR PARLAY AND FIX YOUR LIFE

YOU ARE LUCKY RIGHT?

holy fucking shit make this illegal please

Thank god. Darius Cooper >>> Anus Smith.

>>150420881
Let's be real, last year's vikings were the worst 14-3 team ever. Barely squeaking out wins always via some random bullshit against teams like the Jaguars, Bears, and Cardinals week after week. If they can replicate it then I will eat my words.

>>150420912
VITRAZZA

A FUCKING

PIECE OF GLASS

FOR YOUR OFFICE

BUY IT

YOU STUPID BITCH

>>150420928
I know a woman who has one of these entirely because she likes to take her shoes off in her office and press her bare feet against the cold class.

How come Gabriel vs. Sanders has turned into a race war? Why'd Picky Kennet get cut? Is Flacco elite?

>>150420950
That's me. Stop talking about my feet with your weird incel friends online.

>>150420963
>How come Gabriel vs. Sanders has turned into a race war?
Because racefags are autistic and are compelled to make everything about race
>Why'd Picky Kennet get cut?
He got traded. There's no reason to have two vets on the roster, better to keep both developmental guys. Plus they actually got a return for getting rid of him, which is crazy.
Is Flacco elite?
No and he never was.

>>150420684
He did well in life regardless

>>150418143
Brian Callahan

>>150420220
>>150420222

>>150420912
>make this illegal
Yes. Kindly make any shit that gets people addicted illegal. Alcohol. Cigs. Vapes. Porn. Gambling. Social media. Simple carbs. Fuck it all. Seriously. Fuck all that shit.

>>150420996
That's too far, alcohol and cigs are lindy. But porn and gambling absolutely

>>150420996
>fascist take
>flag

Deutchfriend, I .....

>>150420982
When I clicked Dillon's name on the twitter I got a bunch of black people celebrating an interception in a week 1 preseason game.

What the fuck is their problem?

>>150420996
Id kill meself if they banned gambling

>>150421006
i'd just take the gambling, you can even have degenerate Vegas if the retards there knew how to just keep it in vegas, and those indian reservations. Riverboat casinos, okay you know, destinations.\
No ads, no sportsbooking mobile phone apps, no DRAFTKINGS LIVE COVERAGE. None of that

just the good old mafia killing adam sandler if he can't pay up, lioke the old days

>>150417338
Yeah, that's right

I bet $10 you're a faggot

>>150421021
Shanahan needs runningbacks to fuel his orgies

I bet $10 you wont post your wrist scars

>>150417370
White man's burden

>>150421056
No gay simple carbs whackshit fun. Fucking easy stimulation fun everywhere. You know whats fun? Dancing with a beautiful woman. Playing music. Crafting shit. Building things. Playing sports. Reading good books. Reaping the fruit of hard work. THATS fucking fun.

Brazill will broadcast the chiefs game nationally

I wonder if brown people will enjoy the game

>Xavier Restrepo got released today
I don't care if he was a UDFA. I just wanted to see him play with Ward. Is that too much to ask?

>>150421084
I hope Lula arrests both teams.

Hook nose dysgenic mutilated freaks

>>150421083
You're posting on 4chan, faggot

>>150421108
Whilst fondling the breasts that fed you. Whats your point? Ill gladly give it up if you stop as well

>>150421021
>Science cannot begin…
>Benjamin Soijak
I’m glad these people have their containment areas.

>>150421095
Lula looks like a total bro

>>150421126
No, a faggot, but he could do something useful.

I'm sorry but we're going to blow the fuck out of the Chargers on live TV. I know it's trendy here to pretend like the Chiefs suck, but this will be the best passing attack Mahomes has ever had and a great defense, and they're psyched up for a revenge tour. It's also worth noting that this season Mahomes, who symbolically cut his hair, is entering his prime. He's at the age now that Rodgers was for his 2011 season. It's going to be a blow out. Nuclear. Japan will have PTSD.

>>150421119
>Whats your point?
You're doing that faggoty "Their degenerate base pleasure vs my enlightened relaxation" whilst posting on 4chan. You're no better than gamblers

You're no better than this bussy

>>150421140
Based my friend im putting money on the chiefs the odds are surprisingly high

I just hope its not a close game

Put all your money on Max Brosmer winning the Vikings a Super Bowl ring

>>150421140
>best passing attack Mahomes has ever had
You’re guaranteeing one of their receivers is going to be a hofer and that Kelce will play like he’s in his prime. Sorry, not buying it.

They are officially engaged

Taylor Kelce

>>150421206
Cool, not really football-related though so fuck off, thanks!

>>150421216
Travis Swift

Mickey Loomis is so plonked kek

im gonna be so happy when that roided out hillbilly ohio trash retires. hated his fat faggot brother also was glad when he left.

Brehs

>>150421151
Anon Im way better than 99.99% of people though

>>150421242
>Schefter
Imagine being a grown man and this is your job kek

>>150421183
It's about depth, when it was just Tyreek and Kelce it was a great passing game but it was relatively easier for defenses to deal with, which is why you saw Belichick shut it down in the AFCCG. The ball is only going to one of two people. This receiving corps is deeper and Mahomes can put the ball wherever he wants, which is harder to guard against. Xavier and Hollywood Brown can blow the top off, Rashee Rice is an elite possession receiver, and there's still Kelce.

>>150421242
BUT
ITS A FAKE RELATIONSHIP
ahahAHAahAAAAAAAAAAHahahaaa

>>150421258
>Belichick shut it down
KC was extremely competitive in that game. An example of their passing being shut down was this year's Owl

>>150421263
It is. They're both gay and bearding for each other.

>>150421274
>Gaylor stans are still this far in denial

I'm cringed out fäm

>>150421242
How much money did they spend on that pic alone?

>>150421274
Kelce might be a faggot. Taylor was never a dyke but she does queerbait her fanbase, I imagine there’s been more than a couple rugmuncher suicide attempts after this news

>>150421242
Fake engagement for a fake relationship

>>150421242
>>150421206
bros I can't wait for every primetime game this year to feature the kansas city kansas swiftsluts it will be even better than the last two seasons won't it

>>150421269
No, they were only competitive in the second half after Mahomes adjusted to being shut down

I believe they got engaged in December last year, but are just now announcing it.

It's such a real relationship Travis chose to propose a week before the regular season starts?

If you people actually believe this shit I've got some more boosters for you

>>150421335
nah Kelce was 100% waiting for when he won the 3peat, but when that blew up in his face he relegated it to be around the press of her showgirl album

have to make compromises in relationships

>>150421336
You seem like a big snack guy

>>150421242
your status as a male has been revoked, anon

>Taytay engaged
America is pacifying Gaza within 20 minutes

I TOLD YOU HATERS IT WAS ENDGAME

TAYLOR KELCE
TAYLOR KELCE

>>150421336
it's more numerology bullshit. They like the number 13. They announced her new album on the 13th of August, and now 13 days later they're announcing their wedding.

She's the biggest popstar in the world right now, of course they're going to time this shit.

>>150421370
No, the photos at her birthday party had a very concerned effort to hide her ring finger.

>engagement just announced
>going to Brazil
kelce cuckitini didn't learn from what happened to Tom Brady

>>150421336
>people have tried to tell me that McDaniel is black

>>150421084
She looks like one of my former girls who i didnt treat right..

>>150421421
>Not treating girls right
Bro why

SOMEONE CHECK UP ON THE GAYLORS
THEY ARE NOT TAKING THIS NEWS OKAY

>>150420684
for me it was Elio's

NFL won

>>150421437
My of da field comp is Stefon Diggs nigga

>>150421206
great so now I can keep going to r/TaylorSwift for better football discussion

Kangbros let’s take it easy with all the Theilen nut swinging ok?

Imagine if Travis Kelce tears his ACL week 1 vs the Chargers. Taylor would probably have the biggest ick ever then immediately cancel the wedding kek

WTF is wrong with owners?

>>150421475
focus on practice Shedeur

>>150421012
He's German, not Italian.

>ESPN and Adam Schefter let all the husbands that are football fans find out about T Swifts marriage before the swifties and hold it over their wives they knew first

fucking kek

CHIEFS QUEEN. CHIEFS ROYALTY.

>>150421441
Yes, we need to start mining for faggot salt, I’m sure there’s are already some gems

>>150421499
This now means Travis Kelce is almost 100%, without doubt, going to retire at the end of this year.

Sports gambling being legalized means it isn’t cool anymore.

Super Bowl halftime wedding show?

Cmon you know it's being thought of

>>150421475
Brazil

>>150421516
he was already thinking about retiring this year, so yeah.

>>150421516
Yeah for sure. He’ll probably try his hand at being a Hollywood himbo like Channing Tatum

>>150421488
Jesus christ

So basically Chiefs Owl with TSwift halftime and the marriage ceremony immediately afterwards. Football is dead, and you all killed it

>announce engagement a week before the nfl season starts, and a month before the next album release, as a means to drum up attention and more eyeballs/revenue
everything these two do in this fake manufactured relationship is cringeworthy.

>>150421560
The Eagles saved the NFL

Breaking news, ladies: TayTay's boyfriend proposed!

>>150421488
Who buys watered down stadium beer?

>>150421565
They were definitely about to get engaged after the game if they won

>>150421560
Yeah dude just like Travis was going to propose at halftime for the past two super bowl and endorse Joe Biden on the podium, just like you were right about that too and totally not an insane literal retard

>>150421574
It would've been on the field

Im so happy the chiefs got blown the fuck out. If they threepeated the summer would have been shit as fuck. I really hope the AFC faggots can stop them this year.

>>150421565
I fucking hate that this is true.

>>150421579
Settle down bitchknees

>plan to propose after winning the Super Bowl
>eagles ruin your idea
>have to settle for some literal who day
Kek based eagles. Football would’ve been dead

>>150421590
I also hate seeing historic moments in sports. Like the Jordan Bulls? Ugh. Cringe that it happened. I personally watch sports to watch losers like the Browns, not to see impressive sporting feats. Ugh. Can you imagine? Insufferable. I’m a high IQ patrician.

When's Tom Brady going to announce his engagement?

>>150421592
:)

Any sentence to do with Taylor Swift should be impossible for a man to say without basedfacing. They're as pathetic as men who follow shows like The Bachelorette unironically.

>>150421602
It wasn’t the plan this year anymore than it was the last two years that you NPCs parroted this inanity

>released by Commies
It's over bros

>>150421570
Glad I quit drinking. You guys should too (now that I am sober)
Thanks

>>150417337
That's not Raiola though

>>150421624
Naked Snake was a commander??

>>150421274
>noooo she was meant to lead the dyke revolution
after watching the superbowl and new heights i can tell you that taylor is colossally down bad for travis
i don't think travis feels as strongly towards her

I love sucking cocks and hearing about Taylor swift!

GO CHIEFS

My wife and I have had several fights because of Taylor Swift. I just fucking hate her gay music

>>150421624
Didn't they just draft him?

>>150421607
>2025
>making fun of a loving, caring father

>>150421628
Cheers. I'll drink to that

>>150421632
What are the signs so that I know a lady is down bad for me?

>>150421621
What idiots get engaged within a year?

>>150421607
is raping your son GOAT material

>>150421254
You're a grown man and dont even have a job

Told my wife to not fucking talk to me today. My waifu is getting married

>>150421650
Directly correlates with the amount of Ys per hey she texts you. Three Ys and an emoji are the smallest possible sign of affection.
>Heyyyyyyyyyyyy :)
Basically means you could tie her up in her living room and use her for half time entertainment whilst watching a sport

Really hope gruden wins the lawsuit and fixes this E! tier horseshit

>>150421651
Ones that “aren’t actually dating” but are Illuminati pawns to push Pfizer and Joe Biden

It'll be the last ring he ever gets.

>>150421691
Still more rings than your team I fear

>>150421650
the way she constantly wants to be included in his life and making him be part of hers
women also dont touch or make an effort towards men unless they really like them

>>150421692
5 > 3, actually.

>>150421488
What's the price at a bar and at the store for comparison?

>>150421699
We have 4 babe

>>150421705
Kelce has three, your suck ass team has four, dipshit. Work on your reading comprehension.

>>150421624
even gigachads cant make it out here bros

>>150421715
The joke was that one wedding ring would be more than you have, nobody made it about his actual ring count but you retard

>a picture of ryan gosling in Blade Runner:2049
its not fair bros

>>150421734
>The joke was that one wedding ring would be more than you have
>Still more rings than your team I fear
Literally everyone in that meth-addled shit hole is an illiterate retard.

>>150421701
$5 at a bar. $2 at a liquor store.

>>150421745
In response…. to him receiving a wedding ring…. You’re textbook Dunning Kruger champ

>>150421643
Hartman was drafted in 2024 but he was only a 5th round pick. Malachi Corley was a high 3rd round pick last year and he just got cut by the Jets

>>150421662
Nice projection. I’m at work right now, getting paid to shitpost. Seethe harder

The divorce album will feed kids in Africa

Nice to know that Jalen has our back

>CLASS ACT: #Eagles star quarterback Jalen Hurts does a lot of charity work for children who have Autism-donating thousands of dollars.

>"I've always had a passion for helping autistic kids... showing them that support... They're human just like we are."

>Very powerful from Jalen

>>150421745
Ack!

>>150421794
>California and New York
Dios Mio...

>>150421792
He 100% has autism

Would anyone even give a shit about Travis Kelce if it wasnt for Taytay? Genuinely curious, no idea how good he is

>>150421792
Why would he advocate for Autism? We need to find a cure for that shit. This general depends on it.

>>150421792
IM FUCKING MR PERFECT LOOK AT ME AND BIG SUPER BOWL RING AND BEAUTIFUL WIFE AND CHARITY FOR TARDS

>>150421808
Yes, he’s considered the GOAT at his position (outside of /nfl/, which is contrarian about the Chiefs). At worst he’s considered top 3 all time

Oh God why couldn't they have done that in the off season

yes, but Antonio Gates played basketball

>>150421820
>Yes, he’s considered the GOAT at his position
Nigga isn't even the GOAT with his own team. Gonzalez was much better.

>>150421820
What so hes like Gronk?

>>150421336
That’s the Blackest man I’ve ever seen in my life. His melanin forms a singularity from which no light can escape.

>>150421808
Kelce was an all time great TE in his prime (he's washed now though). He broke some of Moss' records

>>150421857
Yes the debate is between him and Gronk with most favoring Kelce. Detractors of Kelce cope about him blowing Gronk’s stats and longevity out of the water by saying “Gronk was better at blocking!” which is true, but whether it’s enough for him to edge out Kelce is doubtful

Only fans of two teams are allowed to mock my cowboys: the Steelers and the Patriots, because they have more rings than us. The rest of you poverty franchises can STFU. 5 rings. Your shit team has fewer than that.

Chiefs games are about to be even more insufferable this year

>>150421120
Ok autist

Will she be Taylor Kelce now on spotify or will she keep her name?

How many this season?

>>150421845
Gronk himself says Kelce is #1

>>150421912
No itll be travis and taylor swift

>>150421927
Gronk has also chilled the fuck out and doesn't care anymore

>>150421919
kek

>>150421936
I’m not saying he cares between him and Kelce, but he could have said Gonzalez and went with Kelce
The other great TEs say the same, like Sharpe

>>150421919
didnt he have 2 receptions for 2 yards before garbage time

>>150421820
>>150421845
>>150421927
>>150421947
Tavis Kelce is a WR, not a TE

Stop rubbing it in that the Eagles won. We get it. Move on.

*kneels respectfully towards you*

>>150421958
Slot receiver. Can't block for shit

>40-6
kwab

>>150421927
Gronk is a very nice guy and doesn't care for arguing about stuff like that. Tony Gonzalez also had quite a career with the Falcons and didn't have any fumbles with them. 190 games with KC and then 80 with ATL and only 6 fumbles between them 100+ Tuddies

NFL > NBA

>>150421967
They didn't though. Chiefs didn't have a LT

>>150421972
Yep. He's a prototypical "big slot".

With the Browns having so many QBs, has anyone ever thought of playing 2 at a time? Here's what I'm thinking:
Blue is QBs, red is WRs/TEs, black are linemen.
One QB takes the snap and immediately laterals it to the second QB, who is well behind the LOS and therefore has loads of time to wait for his receivers to get into position as well as step into the throw
Unironically, why wouldn't this work?

>>150421984
This is racist

>>150421982
Gonalez is a firm #3 but he just doesn’t have an argument over Kelce, especially because Kelce directly contributed in a clutch major way to multiple rings. The only argument against Kelce as GOAT is that Gronk had the higher peak, but most favor longevity

>>150421896
What about the 9ers? You’re on equal footing, but they’ve owned you in the postseason and been to multiple owls since 94.

>>150422008
Both are Black majority, so I'm good.

>>150421999
>laterals it to the second QB, who is well behind the LOS
Why not just use 1 QB and snap it farther back, if that's what you want to accomplish

>>150421999
nah its literally never happened before

>>150422013
Kelce isn't a TE

>>150421971
This is what an American Hero looks like

>>150420919
Not really. Like 4 of the "1 score games" the Vikings won were effectively 2 score wins that the other team got some points during garbage time and failed the onside kick to end it. They had the 9th highest point differential in the league (even after the brutal week 18 loss), and were a top 3 defense by EPA despite having a non existent dline.
Barring crazy injuries, if JJ is even just a mediocre game manager this year they'll be a playoff team at minimum

>>150422024
I feel like it'd be faster to have one QB throw to another

>>150422033
Nah you aren’t

>>150422048
yeah but you still need to wait for the routes to develop so what's the benefits

>>150422048
I don't

>>150421206
>>150421242
extremely refballed 17-0 incoming

Live in Colorado and haven't seen people wearing Broncos merch the past few years until recently. The hope is high

>>150422059
>what's the benefits
The second QB would get the ball really fast and would then be in a position where he is under 0 pressure for a long time

>>150421999
How many black QBs does it take to run a friggin offense?

>>150422052
Neither of us are, desu

>>150422013
Antonio Gates was also insane. If factoring in the Championships then its between Gronk and Kelce

>>150422062
I know the QBs are close in the image I made, but IRL I'd imagine the second QB is maybe 5 or 10 yards back

>>150422063
All blowouts actually

>>150422048
I'm an idiot for thinking Russ and Fields were being set up to do some weird plays together but it never happened

>>150421999
Meme play. If teams have an RB/WR who used to QB in HS/early college they’ll do almost exactly that 1-3 times a season. Otherwise just take the extra blocker/receiver down field.

>>150417338
>Nobody cares about my fantasy team
More men need to understand this. Literally NO ONE will EVER care about your stupid fucking fantasy team. Shut the absolute FUCK. UP. about your stupid fucking fantasy team.
t. Literally Fucking Everyone

>>150422074
Yeah funnily enough it works out so that you could unironically say Kelce and Gronk are 1a1b, and Gonzalez and Gates are 2a2b. Then you could say Shannon 3rd lol

>>150422033
He's about to be a wide receiver.

>>150422069
>The second QB would get the ball really fast

but there's no benefit to that when the routes still need time to develop, if they routes is going to take 2.5 seconds and the qb takes 2.5 seconds to drop back youre just giving up an extra blocker/reciever for no benefit

>>150417338
I care about your fantasy team

>>150422103
Based, blows my mind when some tard comments here or on reddit, “Ugh, so now I’ll definitely lose next week in fantasy” What? Do you log on to let us know every time a Skyrim bandit kills you too? Why would we care?

>>150421857
He’s similar but Gronk was a bit better

>rookie QB Cam Ward's first NFL game is against one of the projected top 3 defenses this season

Geez, give the guy a break

>>150422068
I live in Arizona and I honest to God think there are more 9er fans than Cardinals fans here

>>150422157
You know exactly why that is and I genuinely feel bad for the people of Arizona

Travis gets another concussion, and the CTE fully kicks in

>>150420912
>>150420996
>>150421242
Heh

>>150422134
A Skyrim bandit was just defeated by me last night. I brought her back to my house for “behavioral readjustment.”

>>150422108
Wouldn’t Kittle be over Shannon?

>>150422204
This nigga still playing Skyrim

>>150422142
The Titans are going to win.

>>150422204
I care about your Skyrim game

>>150422205
Not even close, and the reddit ass Kittle glazing because he’s on the 49ers has come close to driving me literally insane on more than a few occassions. I thought it was finally over until I read your retarded post again, and now I’m seeing red. I’m light headed. The ole twitch is coming back into my eye.

>>150421792
My therapist recently told me she thinks there is a better than likely chance I'm on the spectrum and may have Asperger's. What a nice guy. I still hate the Eagles but Jalen is cool.

So basically we just got confirmation for the AFC representative in the owl. Who will be put up as the now far less marketable owl outcome that the league will have to defeat?

>>150422243
Therapists are evil.

>>150422246
This. Finally, we can say that the Chiefs are probably going to the super bowl

>>150422226
she takes ownership of Travis' rings tho so she might be eligible for the HoF now

Take ownership of this bussy

>>150421084
>nationally
I didn't know NFL was broadcast as local programming before this. But it would be interesting to TV Globo (one of Brapzil's Big Three, the others being Record and SBT) to broadcast the Superb Owl (it isn't clear that Grupo Globo will do anything regarding OTA). RedeTV! (our The CW) currently does it BTW.
>>150421095
>>150421133
Carte blanche to nuke Brasília and balcanize Brapzil? BASED!
>>150421126
WRONG!

>>150422266
She takes ownership of more than his rings… she makes him kneel down and forces his face into her crotch, like momma’s good little boy…

>>150421488
>NFL stadiums hate this man

Racism is winning out there

>>150422246
They’ll throw the Lions a bone as the lovable loser underdog, they’ll keep it interesting but the queefs will prevail as scripted

>>150422078
>>150422101
>>150422119
I get what you guys are saying, and yes it is a meme play. But I also really think it's at least doable. I wanted to detail why I think it'd work better. The main benefit is giving the QB who has to pass (whom I will call QB2) more time. In a traditional play (right), the QB has to drop back and is immediately under threat of pressure (sometimes outright under pressure, depending on the O-line). Whereas, if you have QB1 immediately throw to QB2, QB2 will have miles of grass in between him and the nearest pass rusher. QB1 could also serve as a blocker, but that's not realistic outside of freaks like Josh Allen. Regardless, QB2 will have all day to go through his progressions, plant a garden, read War and Peace, and then make the throw before the defense can get near him

>>150422319
You missed your window by a mile Detoilet, keep dreaming

>>150422205
no Jason Witten does

Taylor swift will buy out the NFL. They'll be the new American royal family

>>150422243
>Zomg I'm on the spectrum. I'm so unique!
As someone with a brother with autism, I hate white people so godamn much!

>>150422354
Look how big his hairy hands are on her midriff. The sex is incredible I guarantee it. She’s never been used as a fleshlight before and it changed her life

>>150422354
all hail with flower and roses!

>>150422354
>that caption
I can’t take white millennial woman humor anymore

>>150422354
>travis leaning in
>taytay leaning back
she pegs him and he submits to her in all personal matters

>>150422354
How long will they last?

>>150422368
Take a week off the porn, son

>>150422379
shes my english teacher and Travis is my PE coach!

>>150422389
Based dotted line knower

what did worst kelce mean by this?

ya seethe?

>>150422391
I don't watch porn, that's why I'm not desensitized to the eroticism of the picture

>>150422389
Stop projecting

>>150421488
Why is Ohio the cheapest?

>>150417325 (OP)
>Rattler named the starter
Kek just how grim is it in NO? 0-17 seems on the table

WE GOT RICE

>>150422407
"I can't believe I have to play with this engagement ring in my sock. Guess I'll have to wait"

>>150422389
getting pegged by taylor is the straightest thing a man could do

>>150422430
Not the time to talk about your sorry team

>>150422430
Not way!

>>150422430
arch on the way
it was written

>>150422432
Is this shit real?

only one seethin' you...about this single webm for 3 years now.

>>150422068
I have always worn my Giants gear proudly until last year where it finally got too embarrassing/humiliating to be seen out and about in a Giants hat or the Giants varsity jacket I have. I have only just begun to recover.

NEW IN A FEW
>>150422470

New
>>150422466

>>150422415
Unless you're a Bills fan, why would you?

>>150422480
based
>>150422482
gay

Next

>>150422485

>>150422485

>>150422485

>>150422482
check the catalog first idiot, tired of you tards doing this

>>150417325 (OP)
Anyone else think sometimes about how OBJ fell off hard when everyone found out he likes it when girls take dumps on his chest? It pops randomly for me and it’s never not funny

>>150421488
Seattle has the third highest COL in the country behind SF and NYC yet it’s in the bottom half of the list. Based seahawks.
Tampa, Houston and New Orleans being that high are absolutely disgusting given how poor those areas are. I guess Houston has lots of oil money but the average person there makes dick all.

I hated the Saints because my mom is from Louisiana, and her side of the family was very annoying about them during the Brees era. But now that they are an embarrassment, I pity them.

>>150422500
That thread was first, retard

>>150422483

>>150422483

>>150422483

>>150422500
check the post count first dumbass, mine was posted before his.

>>150422354
Why wouldn't it be band/music teacher? Does this whore of Babylon consider herself a poet first and foremost?!

>>150422213
Anon.... The Broncos were like top 3 in sacks last year