Thread 150422466

Winning Edition
>NEWS
5>2

I never got a response as to why this wouldn't work

>>150422497
you're taking your QB outside of the pocket for one

This is the thread because it doesn't have gay shit as OP

>>150422528
The play on the left has 2 QBs, the dotted line is a pass from QB1 to QB2

>>150422539
Yeah figures, you guys are such toddlers

Are the cowboys getting blown out in the opener?

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>>150422542
i understand that. when fake QB throws it to real QB your QB is no longer in the pocket. rushers will easily be able to detach before receivers have time to get open

She Michael on my Penis till I’m Junior.

>>150422466 (OP)
This is the thread. Gaylor discussion is off-topic and will result in an immediate ban

Is this the thread?

Stop posting all my webms, you faggot.

>2023 Playoffs WildCard L vs Packers
>2022 Playoffs Divisonal L @ 49ers
>2021 Playoffs WildCard L vs 49ers
>2018 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Rams
>2016 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Packers
>2014 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Packers
>2009 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Vikings
>2007 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Giants
>2006 Playoffs WildCard L @ Seahawks
>2003 Playoffs WildCard L @ Panthers
>1999 Playoffs WildCard L @ Vikings
>1998 Playoffs WildCard L vs Cardinals
>1996 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Panthers

>>150422616
The age of the White Man is over...
The age of the White Saint has begun

>>150422623
They're crying so yes, we all have to pretend that this random Cowboys thread has its finger on the pulse

>>150422629
>>2009 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Vikings
This one is my favorite because keith brooking cried like a bitch when the Kangz were "running up the score"

that’s cool but anyway look at these

>>150422605
True, but if QB 2 is ~10 yards behind the LOS then it gives him loads of time
I should say I drew this play up specifically for the Browns because they have 6QBs. I wanted to knew if using 2 during a play would work

>>150422557
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>>150422625
Stop!

My neighbor's going through chemotherapy I told him to get well soon but I hope the guy dies cuz I want to bang his wife after he kicks the bucket lol
Go Steelers.

>>150422616
>>150422643

>>150422648
>here are some events you have to have a VCR to watch
kek

>>150422674
kek

is this really what Italy anon does when she's not posting here?

>>150422672
>my eyes have seen the glory of ramblin' at the zoo...

>>150422684
Snifff

This is what the sanest Chiefs hater sounds like on here btw
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1n0c13m/scary_interview_with_serial_killer_aileen_wuornos/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

normalize hating the chiefs

Wow I can’t believe it. They just said we’re going back to the Super Bowl, AND we’re gonna win it all….im almost tearing up at how good our team is…..the big game can’t come soon enough to cement us as the greatest team in league history.

>>150422497
1. You're adding a backwards pass which is harder to execute than just a shotgun snap.
2. You're adding a second qb, which means you're short 1 blocker
3. The second qb does not get qb protections from the refs

>>150422751
Why did anus lips payton hate Mims so much at first?

Hate this bussy.

THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

Well?

>>150422778
He didn't realize that speedy little fucker also had hands

>So the refs are rigging the league?
>UH HUH.
>And the Chiefs just got blown out?
>SURE DID.
>In the super bowl?
>YEAH?
>Then how are they rigging the league?
>AND I'M TELLING YOU BECAUSE THEY KEEP RIGGING IT FOR THEM TO WIN
>But they lost.
>OH, YOU ARE LOST NICK! THEY WANTED THEM TO LOSE SO THAT THEY WOULDN'T LIKE THEY WERE RIGGING IT FOR THEM TO WIN!

>>150422794
>Spencer Rattler vs Kyler Murray week 1

Who we taking in the mutt bowl?

>>150422771
1. a pro QB would be doing it
2. QB1 would get the ball out immediately and QB2 would be so far back as to not need blockers
3. Part of the above, QB2 shouldn't need the protection

Black Queens lost

The odds that Taylor goes to Brazil increased

*kneels respectfully towards you*

>>150422814
Murray always plays well till CoD comes out

>>150422814
Fucking hell my qb is tiny

>>150422819
She was some fine shyt

>>150422812
you dropped a word idiot

>>150422629
How the hell do you lose to the 'tardinals in the playoffs

>>150422832
How the fuck does that hair fit in the helmet?

If your team isn’t the Patriots, the Steelers, or the 49ers, watch your tone when making fun of my Cowboys, poverty.

>>150422818
Sheduer, shouldn't you be at practice?

>>150422812
Only so much the NFL can do without making it obvious and seriously tipping off the Sunday cattle herds. The gameplan is Chiefs win, but as it’s said, if you want to beat them by 3 you gotta beat them by 21. But chiefs got beat by 48

>So the refs are rigging the league?
>UH HUH.
>And the Chiefs just got blown out?
>SURE DID.
>In the super bowl?
>YEAH?
>Then how are they rigging the league?
>AND I'M TELLING YOU BECAUSE THEY KEEP RIGGING IT FOR THEM TO WIN
>But they lost.
>OH, YOU *ARE* LOST NICK! THEY WANTED THEM TO LOSE SO THAT THEY WOULDN'T LOOK LIKE THEY WERE RIGGING IT FOR THEM TO WIN!

So does a team need to waive a player if they want them in the practice squad?

I have done research. Gronk > Tranny Kelce

>Panthers cut Renfrow
What?
Why?

>>150422885
Yup. So a lot of guys getting waived just might end up being on the practice squad. I think the purpose of that is to give them a chance to get signed by another team's 53

Yasssss queen

Schizo hours usually aren't until past midnight. Strange.

How can she be engaged if she's my wife?

>>150422922
>he thought it was white boy day

>>150422497
Yeah it's retarded

Can someone explain to me the whole waive process. I see a lot of “can still make the practice squad” comments. Why don’t teams simply immediately move them to the practice squad without the whole waiving thing?

>>150422947
So does the team that initially released them get first dibs at signing them to the practice squad? Like if team A releases a player Team B gets a chance to sign them to the 53 man, but if team B wants them in the PS they have to wait until team A turns them down?

>>150422497
same reason nobody runs bootleg punt run options. works too well and the game breaks down. sports are a lot less interesting once you figure out that everyones first priority is keeping the gravy train running

>>150422497
I mean what's the benefit? It's going to take longer than just shotgun snapping the ball and you're down 1 man because you essentially just added another center that can't block.

>>150422970
They have to put em on waivers first
It's a rule

>>150422812
>>150422882
>>150422899
>>150422942
Mental illness is winning in this thread.

>the Taylor swift baby boom is actually approaching
Is anybody here dating/married to someone that’s the type to want a baby if Taylor were to announce she’s having one?

>>150422708
The Titans are going to win

>engagement announcement on cutdown day
really makes you think

Do swifties find Travis Kelce attractive?

The Kelce and Swift wedding is going to be televised and get more viewers than the last couple Super Bowls, isn't it?

>>150422497
Long developing plays do not work in The nfl

>>150422992
I second this question

My cock when Mahomes reminds the NFL why he has the best career stats.

>>150422970
If you cut a guy and another team will sign him to their 53 man roster they can claim him. If you want to put him on the practice squad, the other teams need to pass on him. Once a player has become credited as a veteran then they go straight to free agency instead.

>>150423067
No she's very private

>>150423019
Local [TEAM] fan finally realizes his team was never better than above average and have been protected/coddled by the league, who have meticulously planned out and orchestrated their success. The sudden realization his support for them was equal to their success; inorganic and fraudulent. It broke him.

>>150422992
I think in general most guys would just go with being on the practice squad with the team they're already with if offered because of moving and all that shit. Unless they got an offer to make a roster somewhere else.

>>150422739
Go back

>>150423027
See you in a little over a week, friendo. Got nothing against the Tits

>>150423214
>Joey Spreadit

Reminder the Eagles saved football.
You're welcome.

spread this bussy

>>150423214
I'm tired of pretending sacks aren't a light-turnover.

Travis, I hate to tell you this, but there were signs.

>>150423238
Joey Slye will break the field goal record.

Just gave my best approximation of what it looks like when the Kiwi unloads his Chiefs webm folder

>>150423256
If Chiefs 3peated the dynasty would have ended. They would have reached a new level of fame and complacency. Your Eagles have doomed the league for another decade of Chiefs.

>>150423290
Sorry, to be clear, I'm the Chiefs king who looks Brad Pitt, and what's happening in the picture is, he's eating my ass

seeing footage of the tall strong man catching the ball and then smacking it to the ground in a celebratory manner gives me great joy :)

My Breeders :)

we're reaching levels of tanking previous thought impossible
they don't even have a QB3

>>150423283
Well it's in Denver so not impossible

>>150423329
>embarrassing tank job for a guy that couldn't beat out sewers
couldn't be me

>>150422866
Burrow's fragile wrist would snap if he attempted an 80 yard throw like Mahomes

Roster cuts always feel grim to me, some of these guys will get picked up but for most of them they’re never getting another shot and their NFL dream is over

inshallah the tank job will fail and Rattler will guide the team to a glorious 5-7 win season

Updated version for clarity

>>150423369
This is up there with the Broncos/Seahawks Owl in terms of embarrassment. Now we're even, coofsfags

>>150423367
Why do you virgin nerds make fun of cucks.

You realize cucks are attractive enough to get a long term gfs unlike you guys who are forced to rely on your right hand for pleasure.

>>150423383
>ass
we call it bussy ITT newfag

>>150423383
wew I was worried I wouldn't get an updated version

>>150422866
>gigalightfrauding on the right
Every single /sp/ poster would look good in this set up

>>150423369
That ref did something cool for once by going from the TD hand signal to snagging the ball with ease

>>150423383
the kiwi is a women?!?! When did this happen?

>>150423415
Everyone except lard asses like this Eagles fan >>150423256

>>150422992
the waiver process goes from worst record last year, so the Tennessee Titans get first pick on anybody

>>150422832
*is the worst qb in the league*

>>150423429
well that was rude

What team is the McChicken of the NFL?

>>150423373
Ian Wheeler came back from an ACL tear and looked good in preseason and the Bears still cut him while keeping that useless loser Travis Homer, the last holdover from the Waldron dumpster fire.

>>150423427
No idiot that's his nappy hair (non-white)

>>150423442
No idea but the Cardinals are the 20pc nuggets box because I love both

>>150423442
>similar but inferior in every way to its brother, the Spicy McChicken
Bears

>NYG waives Tommy Devito

tf am I suppose to do with this meme now?

there's actually a lot of kino games
>cowboys eagles (mostly because it's just the opener)
>chiefs chargers (brazil kino)
>bucs falcons
>raiders patriots
>steelers jets (qb swap bowl)
>49ers seahawks
>lions packers
>texans rams
>ravens bills
>vikings bears
underrated game is giants commies, the giants could make a statement because I think they'll be better than most people think.

>>150423514
Will Levis and Tommy DeVito were the meme kings we didn't deserve

>>150423525
they both died for our sins

>>150423524
>giants will be better than most people think

>>150423524
missing browns bengals. gonna be a certified meme game

>>150423442
The Cincinnati Bengals. Cheap, decent, and has a bitter aftertaste in the sauce.

I always thought that Marvin was a good coach, the Carson Palmer saga was bad luck considering we found out he can really play in that one Cards run.

>>150422882
>THEY WANTED THEM TO LOSE SO THAT THEY WOULDN'T LOOK LIKE THEY WERE RIGGING IT FOR THEM TO WIN!

But this is unirnonically what happened. The league was pulling their usual bullshit up through the Buffalo game but then it became so obvious that all the discussion online became about how rigged the league was. The league realized it and decided that the threepeat they'd been greasing the skids for all year wasn't what most fans actually wanted and they risked pissing off a huge portion of the fanbase if they carried out their plans.

I mean, Taylor Swift was getting fucking booed. The whole thing backfired horrendously and at least they realized it while there was still time to pull the plug. The NBA would have just kept fucking going.

>>150423543
their defense should be good and Russ is at least competent, I don't think they'll be a bottom 3 team desu.
>>150423545
true, but it'll be more cringe kino like cardinals saints than kino like ravens bills.

>>150422558
The best Happy Holidays graphic is still the Packers destroying the Titans and a Titans fan is looking miserable wearing a Santa hat.

zesty buck

>>150423514
>DUUUUDE LE HECKIN TOMMY CUTLETS XD
Glad that shit’s over

>>150423564
Thanks for this addition to the infographic that I'm making on you as we speak, reddit spacing Detoilet

40-6

da flu

>>150423568
Trust me dude, Russ isn't going to save your team

>>150423264
It’s 3rd and 12. I have no problem with him taking a sack. He just shouldn’t have run backwards.

The kiwi is having a complete meltdown in this thread. Is he on drugs again?

>>150423623
Who I know is you btw. Oops!

>>150423628
tbf it would have worked if #75 blocked #92. bro completely gave up on the play

Or a video maybe would work better

ACHOOOOOOOOO

Nah infographic

>>150422866
Joe Bussy hasn't even made the playoffs in the past 2 years

Who is the Dak Prescott of the NFL?

>>150423664
*blows nose*

>>150422922
RIP

>>150423683
Australia

>>150423623
I think I got the BIRD FLU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYCjLzyZ3UI&list=RDcYCjLzyZ3UI&start_radio=1

many people are saying this

>>150423731
Hahaha I'm literally roflcoptering after seeing this image

>>150423580
syracuse fans don't need the bullying

>>150423627
If the Giants can run the ball they will be decent. Pass rush can get to work and all Russ or Dart will need to do is throw 1 or 2 deep attempts per week to stop the box getting packed. They should be better suited for that job than Dimes.

>>150423627
All they need is a game manager

>>150423786
I can see the Giants being an 8 win team, sort of like an Old Titans team that is always 1 game away from the playoffs

>>150423818
I'll be watching them closely for the purpose of degenerate gambling

>>150423436
Ah demarius Thomas.. he was certainly one of the WRs in the NFL at the time

>>150423873
Wow and /sp/ acts like racism isn’t ALIVE and WELL

Is there a more lifeless team than my Colts heading into this season? There are worse teams but they’re all capable of being funny bad like the saints with Rattler. Danny Dimes will steer us to a muck-filled 7-10/8-9 season with zero games worth remembering.

Isn't it beautiful?

am I crazy for thinking the raiders should trade for shedeur and have him learn under Geno Smith??

>>150423898
Maybe Johnathan Taylor Thomas will fumble on the goal line again. That would be fun.

>>150423873
Dillion's an underdog, I'd like to see him do well, but we all know what happens in Cleveland.

>>150423021
My gf has drained my balls twice already since the announcement. I swear to God she's a succubus controlled by taylor swift

>>150423873
Flacco and Gabriel huh? Gabriel has potential, Shadman does not

>>150423947
Flacco has the opportunity to do the funniest thing by taking a hard sack and going on disabled. He has to be so rich he is at least thinking about it

The Dallas Cowboys

>>150424015
All in!

>>150423914
crazy no / gullible and stupid yes

>>150423524
Battle for Ohio is always kino as fuck. 2 of like 4 or 5 browns games I'm actually excited about every year as a Cleveland fan

>>150423873
What's stopping us black people from just starting a race war at this point?
We'd totally win. We should do it

>>150423914
That's insanity. Shad was never good. He's just been riding the coattails of his father his entire life

>>150423021
My wife will for sure bring up the news later tonight, but she won’t care beyond a passing interest in her music. My penis will get no special attention because of Taylor Swift.

>>150424046
>What's stopping us black people from just starting a race war at this point?
>"Sir a race war has been declared.....Sir the Whites have won the race war....But we haven't fired a shot sir"
OK, now how about we just discuss football

>>150423873
hate has won in Cleveland

>>150423914
He's not a great culture fit for Carroll

Shadur sanders is the most reddit qb ever

>>150424093
I hate niggers and jews and spics and chinks. HH brother! Go broncos!!

>>150424109
Nice try, every broncos fan is a limpwristed r*dditor.
t. Lived in Denver for 10 years

When did Joe Bussy become an Alo Yoga girlie?

>>150423947
Gabriel played well but the deck is stacked against him. How many short, slow QB’s with unremarkable arms have been good?

packers rule

>>150424046
Every day your chances of winning go down. Only white people protect you. The rest of the world is tired of your shit.

>>150424046
blacks can't stop crab bucketing, if a race war started at least two fifths would join the whites just so the other blacks would be worse off

Stupid ass normies ostracized me for saying I cant wait for Jerry jones to die so the cowboys can be good.
I miss the world of Men not pussy white knights and females. Women shouldn't even be allowed to speak to a man unless its her husband.

>>150424153
At least half of blacks are born with black fatigue

>>150424119
You're right I'm the brownscuck.. but tbf 99% of browns fans are 60 iq retards and perfect redditors also. Indians fans? Pretty good. Cavs fans? Sort of stupid and have self inflated egos a bit from 2016.. but Christ almighty, my fellow browns fans are the most delusional drooling retards I've ever seen. Ive been watching since they returned to Cleveland and every year there's the same braindead, unwarranted, undeserved hope that this will be the year, and how player x will be mvp and players a-z will be probowlers etc

>>150422466 (OP)
i'll never understand why americans love the cowboys so much
if you like goofy niggers and a mutt quaterback the chiefs are the same but better

>>150424123
Well he comes from a pretty successful year in Lanning's system at Oregon. Just need a coach who can work with that style

>>150424046
ok but go do it somewhere else. We're here to speak about the Browns savior. Dillon Gabriel

>>150424193
90's bias

>>150424193
Mahomes is white
Cowboys are the main character in the NFL. Everyone wants to be them.

>>150424217
>Mahomes is white

>>150424193
Nobody likes the cowboys. Only person I ever met who was a Dallas fan was a 4'8 butch dyke who went to prison for 3 years for beating the fuck out of its wife

>>150424207
>31 views
>0 shares
grim

>>150424235
>Nobody likes the cowboys
Idk man, it's highest valued franchise in the entire world regardless of sports, all the media talk about them 24/7 while they have been genuinely ass for the past 20 years, that's odd

>>150424183
Anon I...

who is the best tackling LB in the league?

>>150424269
Agreed but as another anon said, 90s bias. Also they're the default team to support for people who literally don't watch football, but want to wear team apparel

>>150424235
You live in an echo chamber. There are Cowboys fans all over the nation and I enjoy making fun of them

>>150424269
They pretty much own the state of texas so some 20 million fans. Then if you go north from dallas you wont find another nfl team until the Vikings. The entire great plains is Cowboy territory. So they have a huge fanbase.
They have the best aesthetic, cheerleaders, good stadium, history and media. They are the main character. The only team at their level are the 49ers, fudgepackers, and Steelers.

>>150424289
Nick Bolton

>>150424289
Brian urlacher or Luke kikely or however you spell his name. These 2 are by far the best tacklers in 2025

>>150424272
Why won't he just hire a gm?

Twin peaks went downhill. The sluts with actual boobs went to OF. The leftover flat coke heads dont even care anymore. Nowhere good left to watch football. Got Mexican hooters but it is ghetto.

>>150424315
Missouri is north of Texas, but I get your point. The Chiefs have only recently left obscurity.

>>150424315
>They have the best aesthetic, cheerleaders, good stadium, history and media.
can't argue with most of this but the aesthetic I don't agree
the raiders shit on the entire league in that department

>>150424183
I know a Raider fan who felt the same way about Al Davis. He disowned the team for a good decade but he's back on board this year with Brady, Carroll, Geno and Jeanty.

>>150424309
Me not knowing any cowboy fans but 1 dyke is living in an echo chamber? Lol

>>150423873
I had to sit down my wife’s son, who happens to be a Black Browns and Colorado fan, and explain this news. I had to tell him that hate won. I had to tell him that his favorite team was racist. He cried and ripped up the Shedeur poster in his room.
This is Trump’s America.

Is Penix about to get murdered?

>>150424334
I am the GM

>>150424386
Yours is by thirsty swifties.

SEX

>>150424380
Based Trump.

>>150424327
I want great MLB play to come back. We were spoiled with Ray Lewis and Urlacher in the last gen.

>>150424424
>We were spoiled with a nigger murderer
you were spoiled with luke kuechly

>>150424347
The nfl actively suppressed the raiders. They don't want that dark look. Raiders are associated with gangs and bikers. NFL wants women as its fanbase.

>>150424418
She's just not attractive. Yellow fever fags are so ridiculous. There's plenty of asian chicks i lust over, but yellow fever fags see any pair of slanted eyes and immediately nut themselves. Have some standards

>>150424418
would watch her show if she didnt put the stupid dog's name in the title
did that for YEARS before bearing her only child

>>150424455
She’s 39 in that picture and is most definitely attractive. Would you mind pretending not to be a woman or gay jealous of men’s attention?

>>150424424
I agree. Even my browns had dqwell jackson. He wasn't lewis or urlacher but he was damn solid. These days even a dqwell jackson is rare to come by

>>150424418
arr rook rike

>>150424478
That's exactly my point though. A 40 y/o mid chink isn't worth lusting over and posting plap memes about. She isn't ugly, but she's legit a 6.

Refs

>>150424506
>40 y/o mid chink
she's hot compared to 30 yo white woman and 20 yo south asians

>>150424424
There’s been less of a need for them and more of a need for the big safeties that can cover tight ends. Top talent follows the money. The run game making a comeback is good for linebackers.

>>150424418
What a beautiful and dignified woman

Call it yellow fever but at least we got cute girls. You just have a trap thread and a dirty djldo
Asian pussy taste the best

>>150424449
I think the violence of the 70's through the late 90's had to be toned down tbf, wrs breaking jaws on blocking plays is absolute nonsense that shouldn't happen but they went way too ham on the faggotry, it's a shame now you can't even shove mahomes out of the field without having 50 flags flying instantly

>>150424126
and bears SUCK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150424534
Thats why I cant watch the games anymore. Too many flags and the defense stops playing around qbs. I follow the scores but rarely watch games.

>>150424506
NTA but she's one of the best looking football related girls out there. Who else is there to post?

Need an absolutely unhinged Team name for a fantasy league I just joined where the commissioner is literally a gay Jew.

taryn hatcher is whore but damn

>>150424445
Well don't drink and drive. They usually cut you loose right after checking you into jail anyway, like a slap on the wrist because they're too full.

>>150423786
The steelers thought this. So did the broncos. So did the seahawks. Soon, giants fans will learn this too

>>150424570
I had Dalvin Cook once and called my team Dalvin Cook's Knee Grows. It was after he broke his knee.

>>150424589
That’s still an improvement

>>150424532
>Uwu~!!! Nihonese grillz are just built diffy, nya~ Like omg, every time I see a kawaii nihonjin on the street with her seifuku and parasoru I legit go dokidoki in my kokoro! They’re so softo and pure, not like these baka 3D Western wahmen!! I just wanna snuggle wuggle under a sakura tree and whisper ‘aishiteru~’ into her ear while we share a konbini onigiri and she calls me senpai in that sweet neko voice like "senpai~ yamete~ you’re so hen-taiiii~ >///<’" KYAAAAAA I CAN’T!!! My weeaboo hearto is exploding~!!

>>150424610
I promise you it isn't.

>>150424570
New York Tunnelers

>>150424570
Buck Breakers

The worst cadence in the history of our sport

>>150424570
Travis Kalestein

>>150424614
Compared to the actual good teams in the league it’s not. Compared to the Giants who are pulling in top 5 picks on a regularly programmed schedule? It is.

>>150423786
Russ will look good for MAYBE 2 games before falling apart. He's being benched by week 5

>>150424628
>yeeeeeeaaaaahhhh here we goooooooo
I'd be so embarrassed to be a Cowboys fan for multiple reasons

>>150424570
San New York Broncraiderboys

>>150424561
Why do you need to post them at all? Go to /gif/ or /s/?

>>150424235
Wrong. My team is the Steelers but I also like the Cowboys.

>>150424570
Sheisty Shekelbergsteins.

>>150424570
I always name my teams LargeAngryBlackMen or something similar

>>150424660
because their shit sports takes wouldn't get any attention without the simp/jeetbait

>now into week 4 of being a complete neet worthless fucking bum piece of shit
i cant even get excited for the season starting. i cant be excited to play fantasy football. why did this have to happen right before the only thing that ever brings me happiness.

>>150424506
I’ve been lusting over a 50 year old gook bitch at work because she’s maintained a tight little figure (ass) and is nice. Again, please pretend not to be a jelly female. Thank you

>>150424190
*Guardians

>>150424628
>when they forced cooper rush to imitate it
Humiliation ritual

>>150424570
>where the commissioner is literally a gay Jew.
call yourself the homo hebes

>>150424687
>ass and aging like fine wine
that's 2/2 on an asian woman lad
you gotta slice that cheesecake

>>150424686
>only on week 4
rookie numbers

Kay Adams is hotter than Mina Kimes.

Pure RB oversaturation, cuts are being made all over

>>150424666
>My team is the Steelers
would be hilarious if tomlin broke his winning streak with rodgers and metcalf

>>150424725
you're either italian or non-white

>>150424727
Good maybe my brownies will pick a decent one up

>>150424744
>talian or non-white
Neither are white.

>>150424570
The Gentile Caress. If you can have a pfp use the abbey buttsex meme with you banging a stereotypical jew

>>150424570
the Tel Aviv Grabblers
the Berlin Bakers
the Treblinka Tramplers

>>150424725
If Mina Kimes had Kay Adams' teeth, she'd be perfect

i'm thinking about starting a massive thread derailing argument about something. Idk what to choose tho.

>>150424386
No but he's going to cry in a box whenever he's nervous

>>150424814
Penix is based imo. He was really fucking entertaining that entire season throwing bombs every game.

>>150424810
Calculate at what age Mahomes with pass Brady's career stats.

>>150424418
>Whenur Mason Rudorph ehcalled Myres Garret nigger ituh was very disrespectfur.

matt stafford will be remembered as the goat

>>150424837
nobody cares about longevity/career stats otherwise Lebron James would be the goat of basketball

>The Commanders are waiving QB Sam Hartman.
Fellow Gigachads, is it over?

>>150424854
He must've really been ass then

>>150424853
Yeah and you'll get a dozen retards telling you that. You'll also possible get some of the
>"""on pace for""""
Crowd.

>>150424854
He's gonna be the 2nd stringer for the Birmingham Stallions next year.

>>150423281
She's singing to him

>>150424850
agreed
and his wife is a lovely woman

>>150424810
Do you keep ketchup inside or outside the fridge?

>>150424885
Yes

Latinas for my Ramies

>>150424885
Fridge if seal is cracked, out of seal is intact

So high school musical was real?

>>150424912
Lol I bet you watch Naruto too

>>150424912
It's fine to keep it outside even after the seal is open, I don't like how it feels when I put cold ketchup on my food.

>>150424905
I need to bury my face in that ass.

>>150424905
She's legit lost 20 pounds since these pics were taken

>>150424938
Watching it rn. Hidan fighting kakazu before he joined atkutski

>>150424386
I watched him last season and my conclusion is that Michael Penix can play

WHY DIDN'T MY FAVORITE PRESEASON PLAYER MAKE THE ROSTER!?

>>150425044
He's a literal glass cannon

Bets on when Parsons gets the extension? I'm going with an hour before the Eagles game.

>>150425105
I believe the same, followed by a dallas loss.

Word came down I'm No.3? Just means when my time comes God gon make the blessings even sweeter

Perfect Timing

>3 day vacation for "bring back the fuckin r*dskins"
this board approaches plebbit territory more and more every day

>>150425075
Yeah but when he's in the game, he can play. At least that's what I saw from him last season.

Ray Lewis is dangerously based

>>150425160
>God doesn't make mistakes, if I killed that man, I wouldn't be here still playing
He just reaffirms my hatred for Christfags

>>150424931
Gonna cry incel?

>>150424798
You guys didn’t tell me Adams was working with these shit kickers

>>150425199
Not a footfag, but those are some nice feet.

Here ya go. Thought you all could use this.

>>150422497
I don't see the point in not just having an RB in instead so he can actually pass block or run a route instead of whatever the fuck you're trying to accomplish here
Once the first QB pitches to the 2nd you're just down a player for the rest of the snap

IT'S TIME

>>150425202
Over/Under chances of Tua getting concussed again

>>150425207
I am a footfag and concur

>>150424386
Penix is really accurate and great at throwing receivers open. Idk why he isn't getting more attention, he could have a really good year.

Which player has had the most revisionist history on them?
Sometimes it feels like Cam Newton's fans paint him as basically the next fledgling Brady or proto Mahomes.

>>150423627
lol I'm not a giants fan

>>150425220
I would have given him until week 8.5 but that statement is making me reconsider

>>150423873
and there it is

>>150422882
>>150422899
>>150422942

>>150425202
>in my head, it's like it feels all right to have gotten touched.
This would be very profound if it wasn't about Pooa getting concussed again

>>150425255
Staubach was a fraud who couldn't beat the Steelers

>>150424570
Auschwitz Swim Club

>>150425252
Because his entire college career was derailed by injuries
Everyone is expecting him to play well for like 4 games then implode

>>150425207
>Not a footfag, but

>>150425306
He will get bionic legs soon enough

>>150424854
I didn't even know this dude ended up on a team
Good for him

>>150424570
Jew Cullers also Nuck Faggers. that's all one name, not separate

>placed Watson on PUP list meaning he will not play this season
It is now official: the Deshaun Watson trade is the single worst trade in NFL, possibly sports, history. What a fantastic legacy the Browns have.
>0-16
>Bottlegate
>Running Mayfield out of town after he won the first playoff game there in 20 years
And now the single worst trade in NFL history.

How the fuck are there any Browns fans left?

#DawgPound

>>150424561
cynthia frelund is better looking than mina kimes

>>150425404
if the texans don't win then it will be forgotten outside of the scandal

>>150425322
Literally nobody asked you or cares

>Texans released TE Harrison Bryant, whom they acquired from the Eagles as part of last week’s trade for WR John Metchie.
Serves him right, he trusted ((((Howie Roseman))))

Mic'd Up Bo Nix when? I want to know how many times he says it

>>150425436
so it happened again
>>150425412
based

>>150425255
If you look at Cam's statistics he was on a Hall of Fame trajectory until his shoulder got ripped off. And that's with a lack of offensive talent around him and a dogshit OC in Mike Shula.
If Chudzinski hadn't gotten vultured by the Browns the 2013-15 Panthers may never have lost a game. And they certainly wouldn't have lost the Super Bowl because Shula never once adjusted to what the Broncos were doing.

>>150425404
Bottlegate was 1000% warranted.

hall of fame trajectory?

>>150425404
As a Gianta fan I love this because it makes the Daniel Jones contract look far less ridiculous in comparison.

>>150425252
>Michael Big Ballin Penix Jr.

The eagles are green Alabama

post depth charts
>shipley as kick returner
now that's fucking kino

>>150425471
green alabama on offense, green georgia on defense.
howie realized he can just draft from the best teams in college instead of trying to be le smartest guy in the room by picking literal whos

>>150425472
he's an explosive little fucker I expect him to do well in the position

>>150425490
what's odd is the 2nd LB position. Does that chart imply Trotter is the starter? Or will Jihad start even though he's listed behind the other starter?

>>150425463
Hurts plays with the 90s Cowboys on offense. Cam had an MVP season with literal janitors outside of Greg Olsen and Ryan Kalil

>>150425472
anus smith got cut, glad >we kept darius cooper

Scared Billsissies?

>>150425497
Jihad will be starting
that's the depth chart that implies the positioning once Dean is able to play again
I also reckon Mukuba will be taking Browns spot shortly into the season however two injuries now in preseason does inspire confidence in his ability to stay healthy

Everyone better be scared of the Cowboys. Very scared

>>150425533
Lol

>>150425472
>12 defensive starters
the league should look into this

How many games will be lost this season because teams will go into prevent defense and thereafter hemorrhage yards and TDs?

>>150425533
Dak and Ceedee should be afraid of Pickens

>>150425464
Maybe this is just my headcanon but if the Cowboys don't block that field goal two years ago I think Daniel Jones and Saquon Barkley are both still on the Giants. Maybe it makes no difference and DJ ends up with the permayips anyway even if Andrew Thomas had never gotten hurt.

>>150424810
Is Ohio in the Midwest?

*goes 1-6 against playoff teams in you're path*

>>150425575
Is chili on spaghetti food?

>>150425560
>implying that Pickens won't be cut halfway into the season

>>150425513
Ricks got canned too
guess they have more faith in Ringo, Jackson, and Bennett than I do
not that Ricks was all that good himself

Which teams had tough decisions to make and which teams settled?

>>150425583
Pickens is going to cut Dak in half after his 5th whiffed pass

>>150425580
This year they'll go 6-1

>>150425583
Wonder how many plays until Pickens fights Q next thursday

>>150425580
Broncos defense is back plus they have Sean Payton. If they go 1-6 there's still going to be plenty of murderball

>>150423906
Absolutely based

Holy fucking shit imagine NOT owning your NFL franchise

>>150425455
>just completely ignore everything that actually happened and choose to believe the most hilariously optimistic hypothetical version of what could have maybe possibly almost happened

Stop with this shit. You sound like the average NBA fan

>>150422794
The photoshoot was the beginning of the end for Haener

>>150424628
YEEEEEEAAAAH DICK IN MY HOLE

>>150425255
Unironically it's Tom Brady. And I don't know why. The story of a dude who was really mediocre and rose above it is way better than "He was always a golden god".

>>150423595
well that's a perfectly normal thing to do and not at all the actions of a schizo

>>150425668
Just IMAGINE those hideous teeth scraping across your dry dick

>>150423906
lmfao

My lions will win the division at 12-5 and you all can't do shit about it
Yeah, not even you

>>150425575
Yes. Pic related is the midwest, though western/southern Missouri is not part of it, and PA west of the Appalachians is. I admittedly don't know enough about Kentucky but I'd guess that some segment of western KY (west of the Appalachians) fits as well.

>>150424981
I know,, it's a shame

Big Jeff will remind them.

>>150425716
I have never had the issue of having a dry or ashy dick despite being circed. How do people manage these problems?

>oh you’re excited for SPORTS BALL season huh? You want to see millionaires chase a ball for 4 hours? SPORTS BALL is so stupid!

How do you respond without sounding mad?

Word on the street is Flacco was caught dropping the n bomb and will be cut from the team tomorrow.

>>150425754
Based, Shedeur time :)

>>150425753
I don't, no point in trying to change someone's mind.

>>150425742
Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, and OK are Midwest
Plains states is not a thing
you are right about Kentucky

>>150425472
>white PR and KR
When will the NFL step in and do something about this?

2 new Mina posts in a day?!
It is truly blessed day.

It's Rattlin' time

>>150425753
"ok"
Then 360 and walk away

That's literally it

>>150425773
r-remember when we memed about this, and now it's true?

>>150425575
The Midwest is in Ohio

>>150425751
this gook STOLE chili crisp

>>150425773
always was
always will be

>>150425773
As long as he can ensure my Saints lose at least 13 games, I'll be happy

>>150425773
my QB1

>>150425767
>Plains states is not a thing
I don't agree. Those states are very different from the core midwest.

Im actually nervous the cowboys will upset. What are the chances? Shootout without Micah?

>>150425799
Lol and a lmao even

>>150422649
10 yards gives him roughly 1.5 seconds. That’s not more than staying in the pocket. The ball needs to travel 10 yards further in the air now too for any route which gives Fans more time to react.

If being 10 yards further back helped with passing why don’t QBs take super deep shotgun snaps? Like a punter. Because it doesn’t work.

>>150425803
any given Sunday. Doesn't AJ and smith have a hammy?

>>150425794
Maybe Kansas and OK, but Dakotas are Midwestern as hell

>>150425350
>Good for him
He got cut today anon. Be nice

>>150425793
need me a muffaletta....

>>150425773
He has a very mahomesian look to him

>>150425197
Why would I cry?

>Browns announce Dillon Gabriel will serve as Joe Flacco's backup QB, Shedeur Sanders to be third string
Mel Kiper in shambles

>>150425898
and THERE it is

Welcome to realty boys. This is what going to happen.

>>150425972
Niners after not winning for years are going to win at home most likely cause californias faggot governor demanded it to be that way

>>150425972
https://youtu.be/bQKDlNTEl6w?t=105

Remember Temujin is an autistic woman!

>>150423423
#FreeSmokinJay

>>150425991
I hope im wrong. I want my Lions to win finally. 45 years old. Retired in Mexico after serving for 23 years. I think I deserve to see my Lions win a Super Bowl. But they wont because liberals and california will get their fucking way

Parsons to the Packers

>>150426103
Fuck off we're full.
Nah that's cool. Where in Mex are you? Thinking about getting dual citizenship so I can buy some land

>>150426107
>It's real

>Patriots have a new short white WR
it's over for the NFL

Psssst hey fren

Bucs are a super bowl team

You heard it here first

>>150426168
Does he have a great work ethic? Is he the first guy to the facility every morning and the last guy to leave?

>>150425252
didn't his RT (blindside blocker) just get put on season-ending IR?

>>150426146
Moved from Eglin to Jalisco. Its nice over here. Kids are pissed to live in Mexico but private school is cheap and nice and the wife is happy to be near her family.

>>150426103
>I want my Lions to win finally
Nothing personal, honestly

>>150425991
DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT

>>150426204
Nice got friends and relatives from Jalisco. Actually, I'm gonna go there for ba wedding in February.

>>150426212
I think commanders are gonna get BTFO this year. Jayden is one sack away from breaking his bones, and everyone is near 30 on that team. Theyre not gonna last many tackles either. Jayden like to throw hospital balls.

>>150426204
>Eglin
enjoy your mexican retirement, former glowie

>>150426245
Food and Alcohol is nice. Women are gorgeous. Makes me wish i was single sometimes. Minute they see a tall white man with a full beard they basically throw themselves at them. My wifes given me many glares. But its make her hit the gym again. Thank God.

>>150426260
Thank you. Wasn't a glowy. Just an aircraft engineer.

This is a picture of Alex Smiths legs

>>150426103
>But they wont because liberals and california will get their fucking way
The fuck does that have to do with Detroit

picture this bussy

>>150425983
As a Niners fan, I just want them to make the playoffs first. We still have a lot of work ahead even with a last-place schedule in a mid division.

>>150425404
I feel like in every major american sport there should be a clause within the league rules that state if a teams management is really fucking bad for an extended period of time that the league itself gains control of the team, all the front office personnel are fired and the owner is forced to sell the team.

>>150425983
>Niners after not winning for years are going to win at home most likely cause californias faggot governor demanded it to be that way
Why the fuck would Newsom have that kind of influence?
Why the fuck would you make shit up to be mad about, since I'm sure there's plenty of real shit to be mad about?
Why does California make you so assmad?

More like Eagles does Dallas. Get it? Like Debbie does Dallas?

>>150426323
cool it with the antisemitism pal

>>150425983
I'm okay with this

>>150425771
How do I get a Mina gf? Preferably a somewhat attractive Asian American woman who watches football?

>>150426334
I don't get it

>>150426352
be yourself

Ryan Poles is a fat retard.

>the dallass cowardz haven't won a bowl since their mascot was introduced
a pretty rowdy curse let me tell ya

>>150425875
Unpopular opinion. I don't care for muffalettas that much. Olives aren't really my thing. I would do anything for a hot sausage of shrimp poboy on the other hand.

>in high school when taylor swift becomes popular
>think she's semi-tolerable as a singer/musician though I'm not her target audience, so don't give her much thought
>fast forward to now she is a worldwide ultra mega star making hundreds of millions off of a fanbase that would crawl through broken glass to see her walk off stage
>her music craters in quality all the while, the world laps it up and begs for seconds
Was it a psy-op?

>>150426350
I wouldn't vote for the bitch, but I'd definitely bust my rocks in her.

>>150426437
taytay is implicitly White culture, and if you don't like her you're on the wrong side
especially given her upcoming marriage and pregnancy

>>150426458
imagine all the 30 year old women who now will think marriage is trendy...

>>150426107
>>150426163
It will happen

>>150422819
>Travis Kelce lost all his soul once he stopped dating qweenz and married the queen of w*hyt w*man
there’s a lesson to be learned here.

Travis gets a spinal injury and never walks again

>>150426502
This but to my sister instead

>>150426510
kek

>>150426458
I mean marriage and having kids are cool. Her music still sucks.

Travis is marrying the most famous woman on earth and gronk is waking up with porn whores KWAB

>>150426535
I know Kelce is retarded

>>150426467
>a friend of a friend of a friend told me

>>150426544
cope seethe postulate

Why are so many people getting full sleeve tats now?
They look like shit
Go football I guess
Vikings suck

>>150426545
Jerry wouldn't trade his best player to a conference rival, right?

>>150426535
He’s still with Camille Kostek

>>150426545
Ppl believe this shit?

Your Super Bowl champions

>>150426578
Packers fans will believe anything. For example: They think they actually own the team.

My team has been bad for so long that not only do I actively enjoy seething at my rivals' success and praying on their downfall but I also won't be satisfied until their demise comes by my team one day becoming strong enough to beat the shit out of them so hard and hand them a loss so demoralizing that they never recover from it and are plunged into darkness. I am embracing genuine hatred.

>>150426437
She's even posted on 4chan

>>150426587
lol

>>150426592
Based

>>150426545
>>150426563
>>150426578
no one is talking about the ACTUAL plan which is for the packers to do that, and the eagles to give them a tip so they can trade the packers for parsons

>>150426617
the eagles are trading the packers for parsons?

>>150426584
Ravens will absolutely obliterate teams in the regular season than fall apart mentally in the playoffs. I honestly think Jackson is a cool dude and wouldn't mind seeing him win a Lombardi.

>>150426627
>packers trade for parsons from the cowboys
>eagles trade for parson from the packers, plus tip

>>150426652
Smile and Optimism status?

>>150426592
t.

>>150426638
This is the way (though I think it would have to be with an AFC intermediary, the Cuckboys won't trade within the NFC).

>>150426563
>Jerry wouldn't
Lol

>>150426592
>>150426592
The worm usually turns sooner or later. When I was a kid everybody thought the Red Sox, the Indians, the cubs, and the eagles were cursed and would never win another championship but they all did. The worm turns eventually.

>>150426671
Heil Dobbler
>>150426686
who knows, at this point Jerry might trade him to the UFL just for clicks and views

Recycle soon

>>150422485
>>150422485
>>150422485

>>150426652
Racism is alive and well

500

>>150426564
are you his stalker?

>>150426204
>Kids are pissed to live in Mexico
Imagine fucking your kids lives over so you can have your cheap boomer retirement in mexico. Pathetic.