Thread 150447350

copey won

>>150447350 (OP)
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlnBh0hRpfM

every night i wake up around 3am and have a liquid marner and my diet isn't even that bad

no one knows what it's like
to be the raped man
to be the bud 1

>>150447369
>and my diet isn't even that bad
>that flag

>>150447350 (OP)
>>150447350 (OP)
>>150447350 (OP)

>>150447350 (OP)
GOAT sports image :)

>>150447370
behind raped eyes

>>150447378
kek

*plays the Linkin Park version*

>>150447384
that was limp bizkit

>>150447384
I'VE
BECOME SO BUD

>>150447392
shit
yeah it was

copey + 1 = nmd

>>150447399
hahahahahahhaha shiiieieeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

OP is a faggot and the golden faggots got worse by adding Marner and his 2 points in 7 game 7''s

NO ONE KNOWS IT LIKE
TO HAVE YOUR DAD TAKE
TAKE THE PACKAGE

>>150447408
We don't say the F-slur here on /hoc/.

>>150447425
Niggerfaggot

no need to sign your post

>>150447384
for me, it's Hoobastank

>>150447425
we don't say Marner here?

>>150447440
They're more post-grunge than nu-metal.

and the reason is hoobs

wtb 6' swedish broad to command me

What is the point of Sept to Dec. Its so god dang depressing. And I already know my team aren't making the playoffs

>>150447310
I use pumpkin spice syrup in my coffee

lmao thats not Mcdavid

>>150447462
Nice, for me its milk and honey

>>150447459
best time of the year to be honest

take me to the place I love
where bud 1 that day

>>150447469
What city are you in? I'm onto you Vancouver gif guy

>>150447463
That's Connor McDerpyDerp. Facially scanned by EA Hongcouver streetshitters.

>>150447493
im near toronto

>>150447408
kwab worked no milly
>>150447422
KEK
>>150447440
based, they're somehow one of the woat bands

>>150447463
spittin image you're just face blind

My penguins ):

>>150447502
Hmmm, what makes fall so great then?

>>150447502
What's up, Jeff?

>>150447513
I dont care this conversation is lame where are the two funny americans that i usually here at this hour

>>150447524
idk copey never shows anymore

>>150447532
he literally is in the thread now retard

didn't realize tonight was fucked in the head night

>>150447539
congratulations you're just in time for worked mark night

>>150447536
No he isn't. The fake Copey here isn't him

not another night of the marner abyss

>>150447552
Go to bed schizo that's enough accusations for tonight

Stephen is NOT here yet

>>150447539
I know I thought it was fucked in the butt noght

>>150447520
I forgot they fired this guy

>>150447567
And he was fired because he fed some friend of his with 50 twatter followers some draft picks 10 seconds before they were made. One of the most retarded ways in history to lose your income.

oh brother this guy stinks

>>150447552
if you say so bud

>>150447562
he's very upset about not being able to post merch photos now

>>150447594
hbdn!

>>150447594
Did he get a job

>>150447606
not since getting fired from the carnival

>>150447608
Sad

I forgot about the buccaneer ride

>>150447620
those damn toddlers were to heavy to lift

>>150447608
>>150447620
kek good times

What the hell is wrong with McDavid's left eye? Has he suffered some brain damage we haven't heard about, because I don't remember him having a lazy eye in the beginning of is career?

https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/video/mcdavid-talks-timing-of-contract-negotiations-all-options-on-the-table/

>>150447628
No fucking way JEN what year is this from

>>150447644
AIDS

>>150447650
summer 2022

>>150447656
A few months after the chilly Easter evening of 2022

>>150447660
his encounter with trb gave him the confidence to chase his dreams

>>150447628
this is going straight into the Stephen Hall of Fame

Oh boy!!

>>150447369
eat more cauliflower and cantaloupe

>>150447679
worked

>play arpg for six hours
>zero upgrades
kwab many such cases

>>150447628
this was during his short lived hyperfixation with star wars, good times

that's what happens when you play a game that has seasons

>>150447715
true plus idk how crafting works in this game i need to watch a youtube video or some shit because the game doesn't teach you at all kek

>>150447711
luna getting a dyke haircut and losing at mario kart got him back into star wars. sometimes life finds a way

i eat 8 hot dogs a week sometimes 16

I could go for a hot dog and a bowl of beans right now

>>150447744
i should make a bud wiki

>>150447754
it will give you the marners

Im going to Singh Hortons and getting an iced capp

>>150447763
bud wiki would be the toppest of keks

>>150447763
please do

>>150447463
>Jack Hughes
>93
lmao that "instagram hockey" doesn't win shit when it counts

>>150447789
It doesn't win because it's always injured when it counts.

>>150447350 (OP)
Copey its really sad that you keep trying to spin this narrative that you "won" despite having done nothing

>>150448141
1993

>>150448141
your concession is accepted

>>150448146
>>150448154
Sorry copey you're just a background character with no staying power. People would forget about you quick if you stopped posting

Nether of those people are copey

Huomenta

Anyone hyped?

I know I’m not really into it this year
Still gonna watch it tho

Tanking a rancid marner in the office shitter bros

>>150448859
Go Ilves!

for me it's waking up and listening to the theme song from MASH

>>150448859
Our Luleå is playing <3

When does the gay season of this gay sport start again

>>150449034
October

>>150449008
Go Ingo!!

>>150449034
we don't watch the season here

Jew

>>150449227
nah that's you

>>150448179
:DDDD

what exactly did bud win

>>150449416
the governor's mansion

>>150449010
This but the original song and lyrics

Why did Vegas not get charged for tampering

>>150450047
Because they gave tronna a player

>>150449443
If we beat him in a game of Mario kart we can use it as the /hoc/ mansion

love seeing bergeron helping newhook with faceoffs. not sure who this will smith loser is tho

>>150450218
Bergeron clearly wants to coach. He should apply for jobs

>>150450218
Some overrated loser from the habs and one of the better young players on San Jose

san jose? isn't that a soccer team?

>>150450354
i think it's a parish in puerto rico

>logs in
>peruses the thread
this is one of the saddest and lamest, dare i say gayest, hoc threads in a while. Good job dorks.

Montreal has one defenseman on their roster who actually plays defense

why have a general when there's no hockey

>>150450710
Glad you could join us

>>150450763
So we can blogpost and discuss music

Will Mason McTavish ever be offer sheeted at this point? Do NHL general managers actually give a shit?

1more day until bud1day and RIP johnny day

>>150450763
to post Dustin Wolf at Mexican restaurant

>>150450763
excuse me? pardon?

>>150450999
meme leagues

>>150450806
Just more proof that the Holloway/Broberg offer sheets were the NHL's old boys club conspiring to punish Edmonton for firing Holland and his son

(((broberg)))

Mario Lemieux's opinion on Carter Hart

>"I think that’s a great story. That kid faced so much adversity, did his time, came back after three and a half years. To find himself in the NHL is a great accomplishment."

Does [YOUR TEAM] have an unofficial alliance with another team because you both hate [THAT TEAM]?

>>150451132
My Team has the entire NHL allied against them in hate and ridicule

>>150451082
the NHL should do more offer sheets but they won't. Fuck the NHL. You have offer sheets at the tip of your fingers and you won't do it because you'll miss out on some player who (most likely) never makes the NHL in a few years

>>150451159
They don't because they're all friends so you only get the rarest cases like Holloway/Broberg where it's an obvious hatchet job

>>150451183
Fuck being friends. I want to see NHL teams take players who are never gonna see playoff games on their bad teams being sent to good teams. Fuck your friendship.

3x cup champ btw

>>150451440
Fat Maroon is right but the Habs have garbage center depth and one defenseman capable of playing competent defense.

>>150451117
He’ll lead Edmonton to a cup

>>150451117
I guess hes just another chud
Sad

>>150451472
Just like my edmonton oilers

He'll lead Bud to a won

>>150451440
Has he rated his favorite McDonald’s items?

the NHL hasn't made a trade since July 25th

what happened? I was promised this would be the summer of offer sheets and huge moves.

>>150451700
Everyones at the cottage

When are >we getting a team? No I will not root for a D*llas team

>>150451854
looks pretty comfy

>>150451901
comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>>150451901
They drink marner water there though

_/_/_/_/_/

>>150451922
Kys

>>150451901
30 degrees and 100% humidity
literally hell

>>150451962
I agree with you there.

>>150451945
Chad

our islanders insider is upset again >:( now he's not going to share breaking news with us

>>150451854
After Atlanta but before Houston. US national TV deal expires after 2027-2028. Expect them to announce Atlanta before that season.

>>150452157
>before Houston.

I'm a retard. Should be before Arizona

>>150451962
jlms

>>150452114
I like jamiroquai

wordle in 3
perfect on connections

>>150452396
i bet you also like matcha and labubu

They might remove the early life section on Wikipedia soon. Gary won

>>150451945
Might have a drop of weed today

jen

>>150452924
Always a healthier alternative

goat

The french and indian war was about carey price

>>150452987
if only there had been an alternative to you getting raped by bud

>>150453012
so glad my habbies are still paying him 10.5 million a year to *checks notes* not even attempt to "rehab" his "injury"

>>150453034
>heh heh, yeah, i'll compare it to something my american friends will understand
playing mind games already

>>150453043
would you rather he retire and negatively effect the habs cap?

>>150453156
>non best on best amateur competitions

>>150452946
why cant the NHL fix goalies like the MLB does for pitchers?

>>150453034
I can’t wait for February

>>150453187
gary did do that
goalies were stronger with bigger pads

>>150453198
Look at how meek, frightened, and gay McGaykid looks next to CrosGOD. He doesn't even deserve to be in the same frame as him.

>>150453187
Like what? Do you want a play clock? cause the pitch clock is as gay as two dudes getting it on, I can't imagine how they'd work a thing like that into the NHL and don't want to
>Gary, don't listen to this asshole, a play clock will kill your league deader than shit

>>150453281
thoughts on your loss to mitch, who is taller than you?

>>150453281
shut the fuck up you raped fucking faggot. You are the dumbest faggot on all of 4chan

that's me actually

>Topic is goalies and pitchers
>Immediately jumps to gay sex
Some things stick with you for life, I suppose.

>>150453333
Checked and truthpilled

>>150453333
what does this have to do with goalies and pitchers?

boys I'm so excited for my habbies this year I might piss a little

>>150453333
fucking retarded ass faggot

>>150453043
Only way that would be more beast mode is if he was somehow contracted to the Arizona Coyotes

>>150453012
possibly the greatest war ever fought in history with the greatest prize Cape Breton Island formerly Île Royale

>>150453271
McDavid knows he can’t even sniff Crosby’s jockstrap. He’s going to retire cupless

Flameschads

>>150453298
/mu/ has worse posters

>>150451854
Why does the dallas skyline look smaller than calgary's>>150451922
when calgary is 1/5th the population

takagi san

>>150453421
Yeah, but der ForeNations, dude!! plus, like... the Conn Smythe?

report and ignore

I'm a beautiful woman and I root for the Flames

We’re Coyote Nation, we want to win, and I sure as shit wanna win.

>>150453187
Pitchers act, goalies react

Canada won 4 nations after the USA talked shit lol

>>150453533
Deep down I always knew we’d lose :(

>>150453544
I thought we'd lose too desu

>>150453575
I want more than 30

>crosby has had a gf this whole time
>she's 37
so the only chance of his genes passing on is if he sires a turbo autist? how do we make this happen?

>>150453533
Gary rigged it

>>150453604
You just found out about Crosby’s roastie gf?

>>150453632
i thought he was gay

>>150453604
Mackinnon is Crosby's secret son. How else can you explain 2 superstars coming from the same town.

>>150449034
October 7th

I wish I was Wolf's wife

reminds me of that tragedy

>>150453637
Retard

I know where wolfie lives

>>150453637
we all did, he fooled the lot of us

Why do people think if Crosby has a son he’ll play in the nhl? Lemieux, Gretzky, Orr, Richard, etc sons didn’t make it to the nhl. The only all time great that had a son who made the nhl was Howe.

>>150453685
What about tkcuck

>>150453604
His offspring will redefine autism

>Gordie Howe and his sons Mark and Marty; Bobby Hull and his son Brett; and the Tkachuk family, with father Keith and his sons Matthew and Brady.
>Other notable pairs include the Stastnys, the Folignos, the Suters, and the Reinharts.

>>150453706
I wouldn’t call Keith an all time great

>>150453739
No one cares about your "vaunted" opinion, but that's for the entry

>>150453730
The only good pairings here (both father and son were good) are the howes and hulls. Maybe tkachuk’s too if Keith gets into the hall of fame.

>>150453756
Retard

>>150453637
He’s too autistic for sex

Paul Reinhart nuremberg defendant ahhhh name

>>150453841
I think I suffer from the same issue.

What about brett hull and booby hull

>>150453907
see
>>150453730
>>150453765

hoob will reinvent himself as a goon

>>150453888
Same

What’s going on

>>150454406
I support my hometown sorry

>>150454436
Based

>>150454436
the guy you're replying to was crippled by a burrito and was raped by a fat kid from long island

>>150454498
Haven’t we all

>>150454393
My retarded lynxsies are too powerful :)

>>150454633
Ur goalie 2 gud

trb got triggered by the 4 naysh talk again kwarb

I got a 3 hour drive home. What am I listening to?

Goooooaaaal
This isn’t over

illinois is pretty fun driving music

>>150454856
meant for
>>150454780

>>>/mu/

gross, the only thing worse than listening to shitty music is talking about listening to shitty music

this is based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES3hKEuolVo

https://youtu.be/c0zS1DKtJTA?si=bQMNv15DW37Iyulb
It’s up

I feel like the refs are more lenient in the chl than the German league

and in my best behaviour i am really just like him

>>150454892
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nub2bawsnK8

>>150454835
Thanks

>>150455015
thoughts on your loss to lil 'rito?

This is a Raegan Subban general now

not a big memorabilia guy but this is pretty cool

>>150455021
He belongs in the psych ward

I hate the raped bitch so fucking much bros

not a big bud guy but this is pretty 1

kek

>>150447644
probably damaged from staring at trap manga for too long

All aboard the Cuck train! Choo choo! I'm Canadian! You can't arrest me, I'm Canadian! Dear Justin Trudeau please protect me

>>150455093
i wish bud had finished the job

>>150454715
he still defends this kek

>>150455091
no u

>>150455310
hate this game so much

>>150455167
this is what I say whenever I get on the bus to beat up my wife

>>150455310
Based I remember that game
For me its neobomberman

>>150455348
I’ll be his roommate there :) we can shower and cry together

>>150454794
It was over

>>150455488
Okay but who is that guy on the right

>>150455544
McGaykid with butch CGI makeup all over him

>>150455517
one day he's going to slip and bash the back of his head against the crossbar

>>150455544
macaulay culkin

bout to shower

How come no one can shoot a puck 110 miles per hour?

>>150455569
nhl 26 and fallout. guys really getting back into it

Damnit I miss oozora police

>>150455592
It’s not though

>>150455626
Is he really in that show

>>150455649
That's the joke, though

>>150455660
you're a joke trb

sigh
*taps*

>>150455659
someone in ceasars legion apparently. going full new vegas I guess

I'm a huge Gary fan. Is hockey for me?

/hoc/ is for everyone

>>150455698
depends on which Gary