Thread 150555433

Season opener this Thursday

raiders

My Steelers :)

• Most playoff wins of all time in 20s

• Most Superbowl MVPs of all time in 20s

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• Most division titles of all time in 20s

• Never missed championship round in 20s

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college

• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s

• Most pass TDs of all time in playoffs in 20s

• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs

>>150555437
Temuqueen!

It will be our time soon.

My Patriots will be the 6 seed this year

im so grateful for thailand. whores and pad thai

Texans desu

Patty Cuckitini

>>150562894
>knows how gay guys arch their backs
>loves Thai whores which are mostly ladyboys

>>150555433 (OP)
Will this be the year Thro Pix becomes Moves Stix?

>>150562969
Neither. Blows Dix.

>Cleveland Browns 2025 season : 17.6 percent optimism

>"Defense bounces back, and rookie skill players make a mark with a healthier O-line. Shedeur Sanders starts by Week 7 or 8 and looks good enough to spend 2026 picks on the lines. Call it 8-9, I am optimistic, not insane!"

>"I mean … (gestures at everything) — what more is there to say?"

>"It's a dumpster fire."

So what's the new "I'm not in market and I'm not paying $150 to watch a fucking game" site.

>>150563034
Has a man ever paid to be inside you?

>>150562976
He's practicing against the best secondary in football

How the fuck is jim harbaugh a free walking man at this moment? He needs to be investigated and penalized for cheating in the NCAA. Fucking swear man, michigan needs to be held accountable and that includes him

>>150563051
>Denver Broncos: 98.7 percent optimism

>" After a decade in the abyss, we are finally back. The defense should be great at all levels and with the reigning DPOY, teams better be ready. On offense, Bo Nix has the weapons to succeed. The O-line is one of the best and the team has greatly improved the skill positions, and especially true at RB and TE. It simply all comes down to Bo Nix building upon his very solid rookie year."

>"It's "Payton's Place" Season 3 — lots of the cast have returned and there are some new stars taking recurring rolls. This is the first season in color for a few years. It is not going to be perfect — we expect a few dramas but Season 2 left us three episodes short of a Primetime Award. Bo Nix may yet get "Outstanding Continued Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role in a Dramatic Series" with Patrick Surtain II the "Outstanding Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Drama."

>"Nix is the Fix!"

>>150563046
https://www.lemonparty.cc/

I have first take on with Mad Dog in the background while I work. What is this jew screaming about?

>>150563084
>zoomer needs someone to explain to him what's going on in the TV show he's watching

>>150563046
Dude just get IPTV you'll never go back

>>150563084
Who cares. Screaming for a living is such a hustle. Don't pay attention

>>150563096
I’m 32 you fucking faggot

There is no way any franchise is more optimistic than the Redskins

>>150563244
Broncos are close.
They will turn on Poo Shits instantly like they did on super bowl champion Russell Wilson.

>>150563083
So thats what happens in box seats at chiefs games

Reminder to join the /sp/ pick em league on sleeper
http://sleeper.com/i/0NLzNbPQ9wK2b

And on espn, password: Rosepink
https://fantasy.espn.com/free-prize-games/sharer?challengeId=265&from=espn&context=GROUP_INVITE&edition=espn-en&groupId=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65&joinKey=804dc3a5-d036-315c-acfc-f2b4309e07fc

AFC
>1 Bengals
>2 Bills
>3 Chiefs
>4 Jaguars
>5 Ravens
>6 Steelers
>7 Patriots
NFC
>1 Commanders
>2 Panthers
>3 Cardinals
>4 Bears
>5 Cowboys
>6 Falcons
>7 Giants
WC
>Pats over Bills
>Chiefs over Steelers
>Ravens over Jaguars
>Panthers over Giants
>Falcons over Cardinals
>Bears over Cowboys
Divisional
>Bengals over Pats
>Chiefs over Ravens
>Commies over Falcons
>Bears over Panthers
CG
>Bengals over Chiefs
>Bears over Commies
Owl
>Bears 31 Bengals 28

>>150563361
>1 Commanders

>>150563361
Pure delusion. Sad to see it

>>150563361
Fuck it, I'll take it.
>yfwdbwdso

>>150563361
>No queefs in the herbal
>No niggles in the offs
BASED

>>150563046
Sportsurge

>>150563046
methstreams

>>150563374
Ya seethe?

>>150563361
Smoking hot takes

>>150563361
dangerously based

AFC
>1 Ravens
>2 Chiefs
>3 Bills
>4 Texans
>5 Broncos
>6 Chargers
>7 Bengals
NFC
>1 Rams
>2 Vikings
>3 Commanders
>4 Buccaneers
>5 Eagles
>6 Lions
>7 Packers
WC
>Chiefs over Bengals
>Bills over Chargers
>Broncos over Texans
>Vikings over Packers
>Lions over Commanders
>Bucs over Eagles
Divisional
>Ravens over Broncos
>Bills over Chiefs
>Lions over Rams
>Vikings over Bucs
CG
>Bills over Ravens
>Vikings over Lions
Owl
>Vikings 38 Bills 27

>>150563361
>>Pats over Bills
Mass suicides in Buffalo

>>150563361
Arguably the most insane post season I've ever seen

>>150563510
>>Lions over Commanders

>>150563528
this, but the ravens choke in the owl because satan

>>150563528
Inaccurate, Allen didn’t lose to Mahomo

>>150563563
If Allen doesn't face Mahomes he might win the Superbowl

What did Gruden mean by this?

>>150563510
>vikings
bro im a retard canadian and even i know thats stupid as fuck, especially with a rookie qb

Allen is 0-4 against Mahomes in the playoffs lol

>>150563620
>the green gay Canadian underestimating the kangz yet again
1-5

do janitors actually do their jobs for free?

Has there ever been an Indian nfl player?

>>150563590
Yes...destroyed from within...

streameast has been officially shut down and the owners arrested

>>150563639
nah im a different leaf
green bay can go suck my below average penis

>>150563540
The issue with making Marty’s mom sex crazed and hungry for her son’s cock is that it puts the audience’s motivation in conflict with Marty’s. He doesn’t want to have sex with his mom. That’s ridiculous. On the other hand, we all want to have sex with his mom.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>150563631
This year he gets a W. 20 80 rule

you got a fucking fat cock if you betting on hurts mvp

>>150563639
>>150563687
rent free bitches

>>150563675
Yup, confirmed by Ari Meirov on twitter, fucking hell, copyright is fucking gay

>>150563675
>owners arrested
wtf

One more time sleeping and it begins
Rip in peace my normal sleeping schedule
Maybe I catch a replay here and there. We'll see

>>150563689
>He doesn’t want to have sex with his mom. That’s ridiculous
I would have sex with my mom from when she was around my age if it wouldn't wipe me from existence

>>150563675
>hmmm sports piracy is at an all time high for the nfl
>do we make the full watching experience affordable instead of $2000 a year, and let people buy a package for just one team (not just non local games) + prime time and playoff games at an realistic price?
>Nah, let's just whine to the fbi every year and complain about how Sunday ticket doesn't sell enough in court to justify a realistic price

>>150563722
Why's that surprising? They'd probably even be arrested here for sharing videos on the internet. What ever 3rd world shithole they were operating out of will probably punish them with stonings or public beatings. Might even chop off their hands.

>>150563722
I mean

>>150563736
It would just make you into a bigger retard but one that's still self aware enough to suffer from depression.

Coach Prime Interest Rate

>>150559550
>but he was a shit coach if we're being honest desu
Oakland sucked for a long time after shipping him to Tampa.
Tampa sucked for a long time after firing him.
Las Vegas still sucks today, 2 head coaches later, hoping an ancient Pete Carroll can salvage it.

>>150563735
I only really watch games that start at ~7 PM here. Unless it's a playoff game, then I will fuck up my sleep and watch it at 4 AM

>>150563754
>one that's still self aware enough to suffer from depression.
So nothing changes

>>150563735
>>150563786
Based Euros. Do you guys ever go to the games they have over there?

>>150563735
Im gonna tell my dad im not working for the next 5 months

150555442

>>150563675
End of an era.

I want to fuck the elf

The most hilarious outcome would be the Eagles losing to the Cowboys on Thursday.

>>150563804
Do you even work to begin with? That's a serious question. Public perception of Gulf States is that you guys spend all day getting gov't checks and doing whatever

>>150563735
Sacrifices must be made

>>150563519
You seem upset. Is it because your shit team isn't ploffing this year? Lemme guess, Toxins? Or, dare I say, Refpigeons?

>>150563788
Are you retarded enough now that you shit yourself and can't tie your shoes?

>>150563802
I’ve been to a few including the legendary duel between Blake Bortles and Andrew Luck.

>>150563802
I haven't.

I will not watch NFL unless it is free.
I will not listen to music unless it is free.
I will not watch movies unless they are free.
I will download a car.
If every streaming site goes away, I will not watch. Kiss my ass.

>>150563850
Ok, no. But fucking my mom Back to the Future style wouldn't change that. I wouldn't get her pregnant. Just a one night stand

Apparently players who won an award get a gold NFL patch on their jersey now

>>150563774
Post that on your real account, coward

>>150563858
See you tomorrow in the game thread

>70% of giants fans are optimistic about the team's prospects this season
???
Have they not been here for the past decade and change?

>>150563817
>Dickerson "fine" with knee and back injuries
>Saquon "not a biennial glass body" Barkley
>Squirts without a college OC
It only takes a 115+ IQ to see the script

>>150563858
Stunning
Brave even

>>150563860
Bro you really are retarded if you don't think you can get a chick pregnant from a one night stand. Maybe check your boxers real quick just to be sure.

>>150563862
That's cool

>>150563872
A high draft pick and the coach/GM getting fired is a positive outcome for the Giants. That's why so many people are optimistic.

>>150563858
The hero we need, but don't deserve.

>>150563862
I saw this as well, is it just for the season after or for the rest of their careers? Because that would be pretty cool.

>>150563736
>I would have sex with my mom
Who is your team?

>>150563872
70% of Giants fans are excited to watch a non-Dimes QB and a defence that might be good. Optimistic doesn’t mean playoffs it means Dart showing something.

>>150563851
I'm sad Bortles wasn't around long enough that Bortling something became synonymous with fucking something up.

Oh God, I can't stop thinking about MEN!

>>150563904
Honestly I expect it for just the season after. Imagine all the extra merch $$$ the NFL can squeeze out of consoomers on FOMO jerseys and cards.

>>150563904
Sure would make their jerseys worth a lot of fucking money if it was only for 1 season after

>>150563936
MURRICA

>>150563936

A fellow chiefs fan based

>>150563936
The 53 man roster?

>>150563872
Not having jones will galvanized that team they all hated his ass. The new qb room is also extremely wholesome so expect the nfl to dickride the giants all year

>>150563883
Fucking my mom wouldn't make me into a bigger retard, retard. Even if I got her pregnant (you're forgetting that contraceptives exist), I specifically said my mother when she was the age I am now. My mother didn't have me until 10 years later. So it wouldn't be me
Stupid faggot. You're probably a Cowboys fan

>>150563858
You will buy
NFL Sunday Ticket
Cable for national games and MNF
Peacock
Netflix
And you will be happy

>>150563912
Jets

>>150555433 (OP)
Threadly reminder that Patrick Mahomes

>lost the AFC Championship game at home to Tom Brady
>lost the AFC championship at home to Joe Burrow
>Lost the super Bowl to Tom Brady and scored zero (0) offensive touchdowns
>already has more super bowl INTS than Brady in half as many games
>Lost another super bowl where he trailed by 30+ points and would have scored zero touchdowns again if the entire 4th quarter wasn't garbage time
>hasn't thrown for 30 TDs in three years
>is fat

>>150563967
>using condoms
What are you a fag?
>being a zoomer
What are you, a double fag?

>>150563989
How did we end up with something worse than cable? Makes me want to fucking rope.

>>150563916
My wife's son is also named Bort

>>150563989
I love how you faggots mock this but it really isnt that expensive. Is everyone here just some broke poorfag who relies on the government to take care of them?

How will Lebron watch sports events for free now?

>>150564002
>oy vey what are you poor goys?

>>150564002
>dood u haven't been profiting from society's slow descent into absolute hell?
nah, hasn't been working out

sportsurge >>> streameast

>>150564002
I didn't get my net worth handing out money for merely the right to access streaming data. If anything, just yoloing your money is the poorfag mentality.

>>150563998
>How did we end up with something worse than cable?
Because this is the cable companies striking back. The whole ~15 year period of the internet coming along and BTFOing cable wasn't going to last forever. Those companies have all been trying to figure out how to return, and now they have

>>150563675
works on my machine

>>150564000
Death to all borts.

>>150563995

All true and Brady was also 40+ years old both times

>>150564031
>Walgreens

>>150564002
my cousin is a high ranking person at netflix and they literally had an entire week last quarter of meetings to discuss dwindling subscriptions and their tactic to combat that. These companies are insanely predatory, and no, its not just a “$xx.xx per month” cost. You need to do some basic math and see how much all of this is really adding up

>>150564002
Based
Got em seething

>...
>...
>It's all about mental health

Jon Gruden is a racist misogynist xenophobic piece of shit and has no place even hanging around the league.

Temuqueen!!!! Are you excited for Sunday?

>>150564057
I can't wait for him to look like dogshit

>>150563998
It's the plebs' fault because they actually buy this shit. I know far too many normie breeder retards who say they can barely afford day to day expenses but then they have DIsney+ and Netflix on top of their cable and subscribe to Amazon Prime so they can get all the other useless shit they buy delivered slightly faster than it otherwise would have been.

>>150564062
...is what I think on opposite day.

Dave portnoy has really filled corso’s shoes hasnt he?

>>150564021
I respect you

>>150564075
On planet retard

>>150564078
Lee Corso could’ve and should’ve stayed another year or two.

>>150564078
Was Corso some giant faggot that was annoying as fuck?

>>150564002
My policy is simple. If I have to watch commercials then I will not pay for access. If I’m paying with my time you don’t also get my dollar.
I would buy Sunday Ticket by the way if it included everything, but it specifically omits nationally televised games.

>>150564102
seething bitch. Dave is a stronghold in the community and people from all ages enjoy and look up to him

>>150564078
Was Corso some hook nose spastic who diddles kids?

Sam Darnold is the best we've ever seen before age 29

>>150564078
>Me trying to make sense of this statement

>>150564119
While they're sucking his greasy 2 inch cock and thinking hom for introducing then to mat packafee and pizza

>>150564033
Anon, you're only supposed to count what people did by age 29.

>>150564143
I thought he was shit before I turned 29. I thought he was shit after I turned 29 as well.

Dave Portnoy just ate my pizza then called me anti semitic for not sharing my soda

>>150564170
Fucking kill yourself you racist.

>>150564170
Never forget the 6 million slices (no meat, though).

>>150564078
yeah nah

>>150564184
My favorite math is Cookie Monster math.

Everyone knows the genius Ball Knower™ survivor pick for week 1 is Broncos over Titans because Bone Eggs is HIM

>>150564057
Can't wait for him to light up the league

>>150564184
Pretty sure there was lox on there

>>150564225
Fish isn't technically meat in some conceptions. Also what kind of degenerate would put fish on pizza?

>>150564184
>6 million
I know you are trying to be sarcastic and snarky, but its well documented that the number was closer to 9.3 million if you count Estonian Jews as well as other disenfranchised groups.

>>150564223
Imagine if he ends up being the best we've ever seen before age 29. Wow. That would be something to eclipse Baker Mayfield

>>150564184
How could you fit that much pizza in the ovens?

>>150564237
Apparently it's a thing. I like some jew food, but not like this

BORN IN THE U.S.A

I don't like this new tripfag

does he read?

And the first overall pick goes to the new york jets!

>>150564270
Forgot pic

>>150564108
This. Media companies have broken the unofficial agreement they had with viewers for so long that if you forces us to watch ads that generate revenue for you then that's where the money comes from and then the programming is free. I buy an antenna, I watch the games, I tolerate the ads because the ads are why they can give the product away for nothing

Then cable came along and now you have to pay a monthly fee, but there's also still commercials. Why? What is ESPN giving me that NBC and Fox weren't to justify me paying for what was free on those other networks? It's just double dipping. They took the deal and altered it. And now multiple subscriptions? That's just triple and quadruple dipping. The product is the exact same but it has 4 extra layers of cost on it now.

If you're paying for red zone with ads you're just a fucking sucker. If you pay for NFL network and the 2 shitty games it has for years you're a fucking sucker. The only way to win this game is not to play. There's a playoff game on a streaming service? Guess I aint watching it. That's exactly what happened last year. I normally watch every playoff game and last year I didn't. And it was fine. It was actually nice not to hear that fucking Burger King commercial 20 fucking times.

They're daring us to walk away. So walk away.

>>150564282
>pissing myself live

pizza is the ultimate goyslop. 95% empty carbs with processed cheese and meat. pure diabetes fuel.

>>150564284
What the fuck.

>>150564282
Pretty sure that's just a wallpaper

>>150564289
>>150564108
Yall are basically admitting to piracy, which is illegal. Enjoy your knock and talk

DUDE GOYSLOP LMAO

>>150564284
As long as the bread is made with bagel dough I don't really see the problem. Other than the extra effort of making it into a pizza instead of just getting a regular fucking bagel

>>150564328
You're supposed to boil bagel dough before baking. How the fuck are you going to boil a big disc like that?

GUESS WHO'S BACK

BACK AGAIN

>>150564343
>3rd & 30
>Have to Rex Grossman it

>>150564245
>listen
*adjusts mic*
>when it comes to being a faggot who fingers his asshole and goons to tranny porn there's nobody better than Anonymous. We've seen it year after year. He's as consistent as my ex wife when it comes to busting my balls.
*open mouth exaggerated laugh*
>HE'S A DCAZZIE!! He simply doesn't know ball like I do. There's no ifs, and, or buts about it. Anonymous is the type of spastic you want AWAY from your fan base not part of it. He loves DVOA. He subscribes to PFF. I doubt he's even HEARD of the Eye Test, let alone how to use it. Get him off the chan. Reddits more his speed.
*shuffles paper*
>Joy under the desk

I am going to crash out

It's over

>NFL RedZone will have actual FULL COMMERCIALS for the 2025 season, according to Scott Hanson.

>There will be full commercials along with the side overlay ads.

>Scott says the new intro will be "7 Hours of RedZone Football start now..."

>>150564284
Zamn!! Now that's some good 'za

>>150564361
>>There will be full commercials along with the side overlay ads.
Holy cancer

>>150564360
Hanson should've stood on business and threatened to walk. "Commercial free" was the main Red Zone gimmick. What a sellout hack.

>>150564360
>>150564361
If you don't have two streams minimum going you're doing it wrong. Redzone on the TV while you have the best game/your teams game on your laptop

>>150564395
>laptop
Pleb.

>>150564395
>laptop
I'm sure you meant to say PC, but yes this is the way

Can we unfreeze Walt now so he can fix his company?

I'm betting my entire net worth on Justin Fields Jets over Erin faggots pissburgh stoolers week 1

>>150564395
This I have RedZone on the TV and if there's a match up I like I put that on my monitor. But I put RedZone on my monitor and my teams game on the TV

>>150564410
>>150564404
imagine owning anything other than Apple

>>150564444
Steelers are going to hang up 49 on those losers from jew York

>>150564453
I have a Macbook Pro (M4 pro) and it's pretty good, but I don't get the fanaticism.

>>150564444
I need 2 tuddies from Breece and we're good

>>150564444
Maybe you'll be able to afford a burger if you win.

>>150564309
I didn't say I pirated the games. I just stopped giving a fuck about the games at all, which to them should be even more concerning. People who pirate still want the thing, they're just cheapskates who don't want to pay for it. But people who lose interest entirely and just go do something else with their time are completely lost as fans.

The NFL is slowly becoming the NBA, complete with overtly fraudulent outcomes, starfucking, and blatant gouging of its fans at every opportunity. They're acting like they can do whatever the fuck they want because people will never tune out but if fans have to chase the league through three or four different networks, ESPN, Amazon, Apple TV, and Netflix and pay for it every step of the way at some point they're going to start tapping out. I started tapping out last year. I'll still watch my local team but my overall interest is waning. It's just a worse product than it used to be.

Assuming you're bulletproof and that your fans will follow you off a cliff is how you become Disney. You don't want to be Disney.

>>150564360
>>150564361
Fuck corporations

>>150564444
>Bustin Folds
Wewlad God be with you lmao

>>150564467
its the most user friendly software on the market. Andr*id and micropenis users get worked up about it not having OSS but not everyone wants to jailbreak their device so they can have scrapers on every sports website to feed them useless stats they can post on reddit

>>150564501
Nigger are you fucking retarded? What you just posted doesn’t even make sense from a CS standpoint. Microsoft isn’t even OSS

>>150564490
you sound like a poorfag. Sunday ticket is literally $30/ mo on YouTube TV, NFL has also gotten much better and the sponsorships are starting to pay off. Go to sleep, boomer.

>>150564360
>>150564361
I don't even pay for it and I'm still mad. How convenient for them to announce it the same day Streameast gets killed.

>MSFT pisses me off with W11 shit.
>OK I'll try MacOS.
>Turns out it's just an OS.
>Hardware is nice, I suppose.
>MFW
Yeah everything is gay now.

>>150564361
See, this is exactly what I was talking about. They're basically double dog daring subscribers to cancel because they are absolutely 1000% sure they won't. And the only cure for this is to actually cancel. If you pay for redzone with ads you're the fucking problem. Grow a spine, people

>>150564501
everyone point and laugh at the retard

>>150564526
Oy vey

>>150564526
>NFL has also gotten much better and the sponsorships are starting to pay off

>>150564360
>>150564361
What the fuck even is the point of redzone then? The only way this makes sense is if they only have adbreaks during the downtime of the late windows when there's only 3 games on.

>>150564571
Its a humiliation ritual for the goyim. Just wait until they start forcing us to get RFID implants so we can buy and sell things

Piracy is a service problem.

>>150564492
Ok, lefty

Cannot wait for my iggles america's game episode tonight bros

>>150564526
Thing about YT TV is that you get all the games EXCEPT for the ones you want to watch that are local. I'm not paying for cable either.

Some based FS1 viewer sent me a link in /cfb/ for a site that has every cable channel streamed live. FS1, ESPN, NFL Network, BIG 10 Network, HBO, FX etc. We eating good this season

>>150564582
You sound mentally unstable

>>150564526
Nah, I'm with >>150564021. Just because I have the money doesn't mean I'm going to give it to them for an increasingly shit-tier product. That's mindless consoomerism. Jewtube in particular is never getting a fucking cent off of me. Them interrupting videos to try and make me sign in is the last fucking straw

>NFL changed overtime rules this year. Both teams now have the ability to possess the ball regardless of what happens on the first possession

Yup we are going to have a few games ending in a tie aren't we?

>>150564622
>noooo!!! i have to sugn in to watch a man get his head blown off by the police after a high speed chase?!?!?! this is JUST like 1984
pick a lane, migger

>>150564247
Cool it with the anti-semitism. The even built little towns for Jews just to NUKE them. Number is closer to 20 million at least.

>>150564526
Thats still $180 dollars you're having to give over. Fuck that.

>>150564642
Won't it just be sudden death anyway if both score 7 in the first OT?

>>150564649
kek, reminds me of this

If you don't pay to watch NFL Kay Adams will refuse to fuck and suck you and blow out your back

>>150564664
>>150564622
you vill pay the toll

>>150564681
The only thing blown out is that granny's bogged face.

>>150564671
NFL try not to be retarded challenge

>>150564677
considering the shit I read from the Iran-Iraq War about them electrifying the swamps to kill frogmen... I could totally see this being a viable means to an end.

So can anyone actually give me a valid reason of why this board hates Nick Wright? Aside from just pure bigotry due to him being Jewish?

kek NFL got streameast killed

>>150564714
His show sucks and is constantly shilled here.

>>150564714
>Wright
>Jewish

>>150564714
He's not even Jewish

>>150564714
He's basically like if Skip Bayless was made of onions.

>>150564742
more likely nba

>>150564742
>kill streameast
>immediately announce ads on Redzone
Cartoon villain tier.

>>150564758
>>150564751

>>150564714
Because he's an outspoken and unashamed Chiefs fan, the team that lives rent free in so many plonked heads

>>150564714
He knows ball

.

>>150564714
he is a retarded homer
I don't need to hear "this team and QB are going to go undefeated because they are my favorite team" because I already get that expensive browsing /nfl/

>>150564714
Thats that annoying chiefs faggot with extremely ugly hooked nose right?

>>150564772
>Product sucks ass and is circling the drain.
>I know, we'll cut off the only people who watch this garbage!

>>150564696
Hey sexy

>>150564772
it happened right before the NFL started, it was the NFL

>>150564714
I think he's one of the best talking heads but he's also a try hard faggot like almost all of them. He needs to watch more tape before I respect him. Chris Simms is No.1 right now and has consistently good takes because

A. He watches tape
B. He never resorts to mindless PFF/DVOA/Analytics figures to back up his viewpoint

>>150564789
>italian
>white
It*lians are literally subhuman animals

>>150564779
>raised Roman Catholic
So he's not Jewish

>>150564714
He's a tryhard faggot and he's annoying and he has the same schtick as Skip if Skips target demographic were millennials that collect funcopops

>>150564818
Whiter than you, paco

Real fans remember Tony Romo choking away the division in Week 17 multiple times.

>>150564827
They are referring to the racial Jew, not the religion.

If anyone wants the link to the cable streaming site (FS1, ESPN, NFL Network, BIG 10 Network, HBO, FX etc) to use this season so you don't have to pay shit to Goodell and his faggot hebrew merchants DM me on X (@ManchuJoe)

If you don't have X I'm not telling you shit

>>150564843
I didn’t know there was a difference

>>150564714
He’s great when he plays his part on FTF. His analysis has devolved into Chiefs=The Best, which has been fruitful for him, but you can see how he performs with his analysis of NFC teams when he’s not homering for a dynasty.
I find him incredibly annoying when he’s not playing his character on the show. His podcast is a whine fest about politics and race.

If you want to stream cable, here's the bussy site:

https://ustvgo.kissreport.com/

>>150564841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPuhwAIzrYk

>>150564789
Why can't Italians stop drilling oil

>>150564843
When people on this site complain about Jews, they mainly complain about their smarts and ability to control situations. Those skills are learned through their culture, someone who wasn't immersed in that culture doesn't have those skills, so they don't really count.

>>150564841
I remember him doing it twice (Redskins, Giants) but there was also a week 17 game he missed due to "injury" and Kyle Orton had to step in for him and got plonked lmfao he really was the biggest choker I've ever seen

>>150564867
Stop fucking impersonating me. I know what a fucking Ashkenazi is, you falseflagging asshole. Stop trying to make me look dumb in front of all of my /nfl/ friends.

>>150564890
They need something to toss their pasta in ;)

Where the fuck is my teams uniform schedule? Season starts tomorrow assholes

>>150564915
Fuck you normalnigger. You don’t even know the basics

>>150564853
I don't have x

>>150564898
I should also add that I'm only mostly racist and while I still have a My Little Pony collection I no longer play with with them.

>>150564686
you VVILL watch the Kevin Hart gambling/credit card/pharma/fast food ads

>>150564867
It's fine because there isn't.

>>150563675
Stop lying, SE is fine
https://v1.gostreameast.link/

>>150564876
Ty sar

There's a Masonic Temple in my city here in NZ lmfao I've never seen anyone go in or out of it thoughbeit

>>150564948
>>150564915
>>150564937
JANNIES, BAN THIS FUCKING SHIT

Imagine if Kyler Murray puts the league on notice

Imagine if Geno Smith puts the league on notice

Imagine if JJ McCarthy puts the league on notice

Penis Jr.

>>150564989
But Pete gave himself brain damage

Imagine if Michael Penis puts the league on notice

>>150565001
Can you imagine?

Imagine if Kay Adams puts your cock and balls on notice

I can't wait any longer bros...

>>150565036
>This is a 10/10 in Jacksonville

>>150565022
Imagine if JJ McCarthy puts your hospital on notice

Redzone niggas on suicide watch

>>150563675
Streameast fucking sucked anyway

DK Metcalf just put Hailee Steinfeld on notice thus simultaneously putting Josh Allen on notice

>>150565070
my favorite part of streameast was having to waddle over to my laptop midway in a game and refresh the page because the stream was lagging

Imagine if marshmallows tasted exactly like salami and you ate them by dipping them in nacho cheeze sauce

>>150565086
Harry Carry? I thought you were dead.

>>150564950
it's true though
the site may keep running for a few days until something breaks and they're not around to fix it
or courts might compel domain takedowns

>>150565086
I never tried putting mayo in coffee. I kept meaning to just to see what Levis was honking about with it

>>150564714
I’m not antisemetic but I hate Nick Wright because he doesn’t know ball and he’s ugly.

>>150565101
Why does that faggot have 3 heads like retard?

>>150565036
Me either.

>>150564714 #
I’m antisemetic but I hate Nick Wright because he doesn’t know ball and he’s ugly. I didn't even know he was a jew.

Harry Colon got you swollen?

It’s a good thing stream east is shut down and those pieces of shit are being hauled off to jail. Imagine being such a poorfag that you have to steal from sports media. It’s literally $30/ month to watch all the football you want on YouTube TV, you don’t even have to have a previous membership.

>>150565036
imagine the smell

If you listen to Chris Simms you know ball

>>150565160
>To watch all the football you want on YouTube TV
>Implying there aren't more blackouts than California

Dick Trickle gotcha pickled?

>>150565160
shalom, rabbi Portnoy!

DO NOT USE STREAMEAST WITHOUT A VPN
IT HAS BECOME A HONEYPOT
THEY ARE LOGGING IPS FOR LAWSUITS

>>150565153
>>150565182
I always liked Matt Retardo, the Cubs called him up for like 2 games and just got rid off him, I don't even think they let him go back to their AA team at the time.

AFC
>1 Bengals
>2 Bills
>3 Broncos
>4 Chiefs
>5 Chargers
>6 Ravens
>7 Browns
NFC
>1 Lions
>2 Commanders
>3 Packers
>4 Buccaneers
>5 Vikings
>6 Eagles
>7 Giants
WC
>Browns over Bills
>Ravens over Broncos
>Chiefs over Chargers
>Commanders over Giants
>Eagles over Packers
>Buccaneers over Vikings
Divisional
>Bengals over Browns
>Chiefs over Ravens
>Lions over Eagles
>Commanders over Buccaneers
CG
>Bengals over Chiefs
>Lions over Commanders
Owl
>Bengals 47 Lions 39

>>150564789
>folks have been trying to divide blacks and jews forever
Yeah, the worst offense of this is when union soldiers had to come and divide them by separating the jews from their black slaves.

Lynn Dickey put the league on notice back in his day

>>150565207
Shut the fuck up

>>150565214
none of this is true. The majority of slave owners were white Protestants, stop injecting your revisionist history. Go to sleep, Ivan.

>>150564644
If I'm already watching the fucking video what's the point in asking in the middle of it? I obviously don't need to because you let me start watching it without it and I obviously don't want to because I pretty clearly said no when you asked at the beginning. So why the FUCK do I need to be asked the same question I already answered in the most obnoxious way possible?

>>150565245
nice try moshe

Young Bussy got ‘em seething.

.

>>150565245
>The majority of slave owners were white Protestants
Yeah, totally the first thing that comes to mind when thinking of Mississippi and Louisiana

>>150565271
>Young Bussey
>played in the Sugar Bowl

Cant make this shit up cuhh

is this the most powerful image on /sp/?

>>150565284
No TCU laying over in their first game for this unc

>>150565284
Why did he go with a black left handed quarterback? Could he and that fat sack of shit Mike Lombardi really not find anyone better?

>>150565260
I’m whiter than 99% of this board. you’re just upset because you’re shilling Russian agitprop and no one is biting

>>150564714
I actually kind of like Nick Wright because he isn't ashamed to admit that he plays vidya and his occasional autism about sonic the hedgehog is pretty funny. It really is just about his Chiefs slurping being insufferable. He's the real life statmutt and nobody wants that

Although that did open the door to him being relentlessly trolled by the rest of the crew after the Chiefs got heeemed so there's kind of a silver lining to it.

>>150565319
denounce the torah

>streameast
>redzone

>>150565330
>sonic the hedgehog
Come on, we all know being a fan of that series is a massive red flag for mental illness.

reminder that supporting mutthomes is a shibboleth of a nonwhite

>>150565301
So powerful

Where can I get those super high quality 3D logos Fox uses?

Sorry chud but these are what superior genetics look like.

>>150563361
>Bungles
Lmao

there's not browns on /nfl/, right?

The Steelers have one of the most dogshit and inexperienced O lines in the NFL. I don't know why this doesn't get brought up more. Nick Wright if you or any of your faggot production staff read this bring it up on your show. 4 of their 5 projected starters Broderick Jones, Mason McCormick, Zach Frazier and Troy Fautanu have less than 30 NFL starts. I haven't heard anyone bring this up on any NFL talk show or podcast. Fucking absurd

>>150565395
you’re stating something we all know, just like them going 9-7 again. what’s your point?

>>150565226
Jarvis, cross-reference this with demographic stats for each team’s metropolitan area

>>150565408
>9-7

They're finishing last in the AFC North

>>150565342
You zoomers need to understand that all this contrarian Sonic hate is a recent development. Nick Wright would have been like seven or eight years old when Sonic came out and it was the hottest fucking shit in the world back then. Every 90's kid liked Sonic

Buddy, can you spare a shekel?

>>150565434
you retards say this every year and per usual nothing ever happens. Keep dreaming, nigger.

>Sanchez calling Bo Nix week 1

Ummmm finna based ngl

Who's the Stoolers back up QB? They're going to need him

>>150565451
said the increasingly nervous man
the gayvens couldn’t even beat Kenny Pickett, let alone Aaron Rodgers.

>>150565488
that's Super Bowl Champion Kenny Pickett

>>150565484
How would I screenshot my TV exactly you turbo ape nigger?

>>150565437
>Jim Carrey on Living Color
Man, you are old.

>>150565378
Jesus Christ

>>150565488
what are you on about? Nothing about my team makes me nervous, Khan sold the next 5 years of the franchise down the river on a bunch of washed veterans.

its so fucking obvious the jets will surprise everyone this season

>>150564714
He wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for his constant Chiefs dicksucking and clear favoritism

>>150565378
>when your schnozz casts your entire smile in shadow

>>150565510
stop cursing and hurling racial slurs

POV: You just molested 6,000,000 women but you run a sub 4.4

>>150565484
>>150565510
>screenshot
Fucking boomers I swear

Which NFL team is the equivalent of the mets?

>>150565564
The Jets

>>150565558
How many do you gotta molest to get a white gm?

I was reading where some comedian got extradited from the US to the UK for saying mean things about transpeople online.

>>150565592
What does this have to do with football?

This is so true

>>150565592
>British """hum(fuck u)or"""
Good riddance

>>150565610
Sorry. I just cannot stop thinking about trannies

>>150565628
Take it to /pol/ or /lgbt/

>>150565628
Same

>>150565592
sounds like he was a british citizen aka not our problem just like that leftist cuck who based MBS had cut up into pieces

Jews gotcha seething

>>150565610
all of the talk shows ended so I have Fox News on in the background. I’m learning some interesting things, apparently Coldplay brought some Israeli fans onstage and absolutely embarrassed them in front of the crowd. Coldplay is antisemitic now

>>150565210
This would be kino ngl. The gamethread for a proper shootout Superbowl would be all time elite

who's the blackest most vanta black gorilla looking player right now? one that noticeably dims a rim when they walk into a room from absorbing so much light?

>>150565681
mekhi becton

Save some oxygen for the rest of us!

>>150565558
that's not al davis

>>150565665
Wtf I love Coldplay even more now

>>150565703
Increased horsepower from cold air intake

>>150565681
Anyone not saying Marvin Harrison Jr is wrong. Now beware when you enlarge this image. You may let out an audible gasp when you see this...

>>150565745
I think we all owe John Gruden an apology.

>>150565780
>Chucky mentioned
*hip-hop beat intensifies*

is he right?

>>150565780
I don't apologize to people with markers in their ass

>>150565820
>GODleb has been living rent free in my head since before he was drafted
Weird flex

>>150565457
>photo taken at 19:6:26 Kiwi time
Learn to screenshot

>>150565820
He's at least as smart as Mahomes or Hurts. The whole league is retarded compared to what it used to be.

The NFL has teamed up with MrBeast (and other YouTubers) to promote Friday night’s Chiefs–Chargers game, which will stream exclusively on YouTube.
This is what they came up with:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx8IgpwFnLQ

>>150565820
No way to know right now. The coaching he's dealt with in Chicago up to now has been dire (and even his biggest supporters knew he'd need some good coaching in the NFL). We're going to have to wait and see how he works with the new staff.

the face of modernity

>>150565861
I hate this so much

lol nick is seething over cowherd's take

>>150565899
I could not care any less

>>150565899
>cutting out Reid's record 99-04

Typical jew

>>150565517
Why do you think I know so much about the 90's

>>150565899
He was insanely successful before 2005 as a head coach as well though. I am surprised that he didn't achieve more with Michael Vick for those few years though.

If my kangz lose Monday night im never coming back to /sp/

>>150565953
Bears home openers are usually fun ;)

>>150565950
>I am surprised that he didn't achieve more with Michael Vick for those few years though.
To be fair, post prison he was throwing Vick a bone

>>150565953
dont worry i have money on the bears

so the NFL is scared of losing zoomers?

>>150565973
I remember people being bullish on Will Levis before last season and I was one of them lmao

>>150565899
What was Cowherds take? Is the show on right now?
I also know for a fact that he's become Belichik's #1 defender on that show to try to give Mahomes an easier path to surpass Brady (can't be done if on top of everything else, Mahomes had the better coach narratively)

>>150566010
>What was Cowherds take?
He said Mahomes got lucky being put in the best possible position in nfl history

>>150565996
Titans problems have to be organizational, there's way too much talent that went through that team

why is /nfl/ discussing some kike talking head?

>>150566010
He said Mahomes had the best landing spot for a quarterback in NFL history. It was a great spot but any "of all time" debates are inherently fucking retarded

the NFL used to rig things for the patriots (deflategate, tuck rule) but at some point they became incredibly anti-white/pro-racemixing/jewish in the mutthomes era, what happened?

>>150566031
It is but if Cam Ward pans out, then it makes everything clear for them. Having a franchise QB does that to front offices.

>>150566060
Fuck off /spol/fag

>>150566031
i think its the same problem the miami dolphins face

nashville and miami are too nice players get soft and comfy

>>150566060
Just following the societal trends. They can see the way the wind is blowing and that's why they're minting Box Nood.

>>150566060
They're changing with America

>>150565576
>>150565564
>so there's a team in New York that has occasionally been good but hasn't won shit in a long time and is perpetually overshadowed by the much more successful and competently run team in their city
>can you think of a football team like that?

In retrospect, that was a very obvious question

>>150566073
>Fuck off /spol/fag

Cowboys are going to finish last in the division, aren't they.

Friendly reminder Eagles legend Joe Flacco taught Sooners legend Jalen Hurts how to be elite

One slot left in spee official /nfl/ fantasy league:

https://fantasy.espn.com/football/league?leagueId=226337524

Draft is in 3 1/2 hours

>>150566060
A bunch of brain broken newfags came to sp via pol

>>150566067
I hope Cam does well, but he has a tough job.
>>150566079
Nashville is great, but Californians are moving there to ruin it

>>150565780
>MARVIN HARRISON JUNIOR MAN.... WHAT A STUD. THAT MOON CRICKET'S LIPS ARE AS BIG AS MICHELIN TIRES AND YOU KNOW WHAT? WHEN I SHOVED THAT NIGGA UNDER THE TABLE IN THE SWELTERING OHIO SUMMER OF '23 THEY GOT ME FEELIN NICEY (WOOF)

>>150566121
>>>/ffg/

Michael Parsnips has already finger blasted half the Packers roster and he's not slowing down

>>150566169
I'm a wide-9 guy, myself

>>150566169
remember bros, always stunt before you tap that c-gap

>>150566182
Did you sleep at all last night? Damn, man

>>150566091
It’s time

>>150566018
He's absolutely right, though.
>got drafted by a competent franchise whose team was already playoff caliber instead of a dumpster fire like the Browns or the Jaguars
>got to sit for a year and learn from a veteran qb who knew he was being replaced but handled it like a pro and acted like a mentor instead of being a dick
>when he took over the starting job he had the best pass catching tight end in football, arguably the best receiver and the best offensive coach
>Division is the Chargers (a cursed team that had recently relocated and had no idea what the fuck they were doing) the Raiders (a cursed team that eventually relocated and had no idea what the fuck they were doing) and the Broncos (a semi-respectable franchise that was enduring one of its worst stretches in decades)

So right off the bat he had a good team, good GM, good weapons, a good coach, he wasn't forced to play until he was ready and his main competition were a bunch of shitters. How could that situation possibly be any better?

jump on while you still can

what's the discount aussie doing here

I heard Mr Beast owns half of your sport now

He's putting the league on notice

>>150566325
how does that compare to brady?

>>150566362
...because nobody knows who the fuck he is?

>>150566326
I'm still tossing up whether to bet Panthers over 6.5 or not. You putting any money on them this season or don't bet?

what would happen to zoomer marketing if one of mrbeast's fans john lennon'd him? do they have a backup zoomer-bait streamer? that negro?

>>150566399
in minecraft? YouTube will prop up the next Copycat that already spends too much money of indians video editing some outlandish video challenge

>>150566368
Brady had an amazing defense. He was thrust into playing due to an injury and made it impossible for them to go back to Bledsoe through his play. He had no significant offensive weapons from 2001-2006.

>>150566459
I'm not proposing killing him or suggesting i or anyone will or should do that so i dont have to say le in minecraft, i'm asking what marketing will do if someone killed him

>>150566383
take off your clothes and trip you bitch before I make you do it again

>>150566500
kek plonked Asperger's Syndrome jew seething again

LMAO Mr Beast ass league

soooo…cowboys and eagles play in almost 24 hours. What can we expect to see in the gamethread?

>>150566588
Homosexuality.

I think the Cowboys will have a good 3 win streak and then fall flat on face for the rest of the season. After, The "fans" will only talk about how they had us in fear of dem boys

>>150566588
Cuck porn from iggles fans larping as cowchads

>>150566588
I will post HOL UP as the Cowboys take another L, and Philly fans will continue their tranny bbc posting

>>150566588
gay sex with hats on

>>150566093
>sooners legend
all the way up until he had to play joe in the peach bowl
not so legendary finish there hurts

my packies finna start 0-2

>>150566588
YEAAAAAAA HERE WE GOOOOOO

>>150566623
You've been here far too long.

>>150566588
Seriously? Probably bbc cuck porn. One of the jannies is an eagles fan that helps with the raids and then bans anyone who is dissenting

Literally happens every time they play

>>150566626
the irony is that the only guy burrow didn't totally smoke is tua

>>150565899
Why doesn't he do this with Belichick and Brady?

YO MR BEAST I GOT THE PACKERS
GO PACK GO

>>150566588
I'm going to spam it with mexican hate greentexting anyone who is against the eagles

>>150566368
Brady also started off with a very good team. You kinda have to if you're going to have the best career of all time. If you have to spend four or five years dragging a shit team from dead last to respectability that just gives you five less years to actually win something, which is one of the reasons Manning was always playing catch-up to Brady. I think it's pretty clear by now that Brady was just better and would have eventually won out no matter what but in fairness to Peyton it should be said that Colts team he joined was ass

But Mahomes had the better situation because like >>150566471 said Brady had no real weapons and was forced to win by grinding it out and playing extremely smart ball control. Seriously, would you rather have Travis Kelce and Tyreek Hill or Jermaine Wiggins and Troy Brown? No disrespect to those guys, they were good enough to win a title, but that's not even comparable. People pointing out Brady's meh numbers his first few years are ignoring how that team was constructed. The offense was a secondary consideration and Tom had to make chicken salad out of chickenshit to some extent. Which he did.

Kiwi's 2017 incident

The kiwi took a trip to the USA and got drunk in downtown. When it was time to head back to the hotel he forgot he was a women sized manlet and walked the streets, not realizing the streets are for men. He quickly realized he should have taken an uber like women do.

A latino youth approached him, let's call him bradysknee. Bradysknee told him you are going to give up your booty or your BOOTY. The kiwi was scared and started crying. Bradysknee told him to take off his tripcode and he obeyed him like a submissive bitch. Bradysknee then broke his nose and took his iphone. His nose needed surgery. Source:
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549

Shock! The Chiefs aren't at the top!

kek so dirty spics have been falseflagging as eagles fans spamming bbc? as expected of brown mongrel mutts

>>150566588
WE DEM SOYS!!!!!!!!!

>>150566772
Everyone fading the Dolphins is clueless. They've got a legit roster this year

>>150565899 >>150566010 >>150566018 >>150566325
Brady landed in the best spot in NFL history.
• Mahomes got Reid near retirement age, Brady had 20 years of the best defensive coach
• Mahomes got Kelce once he was older, Brady had Gronk his entire career
• Brady had a weak division for 2 decades, AFCW is stacked to the tits
• Brady had a top 10 defense for 2 decades
• Patriots went to the Superbowl before he got there, meanwhile the Chiefs had 1 playoff win in the last 14 years.

lol

>>150566806
This but the Panthers

>>150566772
Stop shilling Nick Wright here.

>>150566806
eh

>>150566588
I genuinely do not care for this fucking game. The Cowboys aren't interesting. I might not even watch. This is a fucking awful opening game.

When Nick Wright speaks, I listen. Simple as.

>>150566857
Do I need to be subscribed to jewtube premium?

>>150566871
apparently not

>>150566857
it's not available on my telly?

>>150566867
should obviously be Washington at Philly but the NFL/NBC is so obsessed with us

>>150566889
Nah it's on NBC. Dont know what that nigga is talking about.

>>150566880
Hell yeah LFG.

>>150566889
the youtube app, sir

>>150566857
which

>>150566650
do you actually have any evidence to back up this claim?

>>150566917
Yes

>>150566911
the brazil game on friday

recycle in a few
>>150555484
>>150555484
>>150555484

>>150555484
>>150555484
>>150555484
RECYCLE

>>150566940
Do huezilians do the laser thing like mexicans?

>>150566917
it was exposed in the sharty leaks

>>150565922
>>150565950
>>150566664
Belichick didn't have MVP candidate QBs. Reid had guys like Vick who finished 2nd in MVP voting. Belichick had Mac Jones and washed Bledsoe/Newton.

>>150566917
remember when sharty exposed a long history of janny abuse and bad behavior?

>>150566817
>AFCW is stacked to the tits

>>150566979
>guys like Vick
McNabb and Vick were ass, fuck outta here lmao