Thread 150566196

La Vuelta Ciclista a España (2.UWT)
Stage 12
Laredo - Los Corrales de Buelna
144.9km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/startlist

GC after stage 11:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-11-gc

Roadbook:
https://storage-aso.lequipe.fr/ASO/cycling_vue/lv25-libro-ruta-iad-v4.pdf

Live stats:
https://racecenter.lavuelta.es/en/
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-12/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / RTVE / VRT / DKTV2
14:45 CET

Previous thread:
>>150547854

>Current and upcoming races
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
02.09 - 07.09 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT
02.09 - 07.09 Lloyds Bank Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic 1.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic Women 1.1
07.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
09.09 Tour of Binzhou 1.1
09.09 - 14.09 Tour Cycliste Féminin International de l'Ardèche 2.1 WE
10.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
11.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro
12.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Québec 1.UWT
13.09 A Travers les Hauts de France 1.1 WE
13.09 Memorial Marco Pantani 1.1
14.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Montréal 1.UWT
14.09 GP de Fourmies / La Voix du Nord 1.Pro
14.09 Trofeo Matteotti 1.1
14.09 La Choralis Fourmies Féminine 1.Pro WE
14.09 Women's Cycling Grand Prix Stuttgart & Region 1.Pro WE
14.09 Trofeo Matteotti Donne 1.1
17.09 - 21.09 Skoda Tour de Luxembourg 2.Pro
17.09 - 21.09 Okolo Slovenska / Tour de Slovaquie 2.1
17.09 Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.Pro
17.09 Delirium Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.1 WE
19.09 Kampioenschap van Vlaanderen 1.1 ME
19.09 Chrono Féminin de Gatineau 1.1 WE
19.09 - 21.09 Tour of Huangshan 2.1
20.09 SUPER 8 Classic 1.Pro
20.09 Tour de Gatineau 1.1 WE
21.09 Grand Prix d'Isbergues - Pas de Calais 1.1
21.09 Gooikse Pijl 1.1
21.09 Giro della Romagna 1.1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Xjeg9zf7

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Lloyds Bank Tour of Britain Men (2.Pro)
Stage 3
Milton Keynes - Ampthill
122.8km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-britain/2025/startlist

GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-britain/2025/stage-2-gc

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-britain/2025/stage-3/live

Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uD3Vx91wuQ
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / ITV4
12:30 CET

Simac Ladies Tour (2.WWT)
Stage 3
Zeewolde - Zeewolde (160.1km)

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/simac-ladies-tour/2025/startlist

GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/simac-ladies-tour/2025/stage-2-gc

Roadbook:
https://indd.adobe.com/view/79ac3814-d751-4266-a11f-862666ff654f

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/simac-ladies-tour/2025/stage-3/live

Streams:
https://nos.nl/livestream/2575001-wielrennen-simac-ladies-tour-etappe-3
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / NOS
14:30 CET

>>150566239
obligatory

I actually like Israel Premier Tech a lot

Please, don't think (even) less of Spanish cycling fans after today's unfortunate incident
Please, don't bring up the incident tomorrow at the office whilst taking the midday coffee
This is the land of Bahamontes, Ocaña, Fuente, Delgado, Indurain, Contador, Valverde...
I apologise in the name of sane Spanish road cycling fans

Try that in a small danish town

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1_RKu-ESCY


>According to the newspaper, a group of five protesters sat down in the middle of the route on Sønderborg Landevej as the Tour riders approached. The protesters did not respond to the first shouts from other spectators asking them to move, and so a group of spectators took matters into their own hands.

>- A group of spectators came, six or eight of them - some big guys - and they threw the protesters off the road. The protesters sat down shortly afterwards, and I even heard that one of them tried to stick himself to the road, but the spectators prevented that too, Tour spectator Jakob Andersen tells JydskeVestkysten.

>>150566274
they did the impossible - make the vuelta interesting

>>150566251
-7m

>>150566392
>using roads in Netherlands by 2030

>>150566375
that's pidcock tho

>>150566372
Based

>>150566239
>Highest rampa stands at 5m above sea level

Is it a record ?

>>150566599
this is a slander. official profile clearly list it as 6m >>150566251

Also my daily innovation of the month : downhill time trials in the tour de France.

>watch Vuelta stage
>every single one
>Palestine flags EVERYWHERE
holy shit this is so embarrassing

>>150566196 (OP)
Based Basques

>>150566779
>Tour of Gaza
now there's some me watchy shit

did you see the time gaps already? vingegaard and pidcock gained 10s on almeida

Onwards they go

I'm about to drop this year's Vuelta and stop watching if it's just gonna be nonstop Israel/Palestine faggotry every day

>>150566886
actually more because there were seconds for kom, pidcock won 4 seconds and cringegaard 2 on almeida

first they came for the jews and I did not care

>>150566937
they have fans?

>>150566999
Yes, I literally do not care

It's sad and unfortunate. At least the TdF was comfy and wholesome. Politics ruin everything. I hate politics so much.

I love the Basque, they understand what's really important in life.

Like me, they love their ciclismo, but hate Israel more

>>150566975
please do and take all your flags with you

then they came for our media and I still did not care

>>150566975
just report it

>>150567036
I agree. Just look at this site.

>>150567055
Gonna cry bitch?

>>150566624
Morning stage uphill
Afternoon stage downhill
Times are combined

>>150567082
Seems like you're doing that already bud

>I'll leave if you all don't act how I want

Off you pop you boring cunt

>>150566624
It's like you want France to never win a Grand Tour ever again...

>>150567018
Me

>>150567082
>G-gonna cr-cry bi-i-i-tch?
kek

>>150567018
Just the one

>>150567111
Oh he BIG mad

They came for Streameast and I still do not care

So let's say Israel Premiere Tech actually did drop out. Do you think that would magically make the demostrations go away? Hell no.

These motherfuckers are getting prime air time all over the world because spanish police couldn't catch a fart in a jar if they had to.

wasted my good John McEnroe joke in the last thread

>>150566937
very reasonable statement to be fair

>>150567197
Its not getting coverage internationally Bert. Nobody but cycling media, spanish media, and DR is covering it.

>>150567205
Rusbert ALWAYS makes a new thread when I'm dropping my best posts.

I'm looking forward to the anti-Israel protests at 环广西公路自行车世巡赛 (2.UWT)

>Win tour
>Win Giro
>Almost died
>Wont be able to win Vuelta and complete Triple Crown

Is (B)egan a /ourguy/ or KBAB's case for the /cyc/ audience?

>>150567232
https://edition.cnn.com/2025/09/03/sport/cycling-vuelta-protesters-disrupt-race

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/sep/03/we-just-want-to-race-riders-demand-tighter-security-after-protesters-halt-vuelta

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6595115/2025/09/03/vuelta-espana-palestine-protest/

https://velo.outsideonline.com/road/road-racing/vuelta-a-espana/stage-11-report-stage-annulled-due-to-protests-vingegaard-and-pidcock-gain-time/

https://www.thetimes.com/sport/cycling/article/la-vuelta-palestine-protest-cycling-tom-pidcock-c8xzq5sw0

https://www.bbc.com/sport/cycling/articles/c4gve92k2rko

https://www.nbcsports.com/news/spanish-vuelta-stage-cut-short-because-of-disruption-by-pro-palestinian-protesters-near-finish-line

?????????????????

>>150567284
lel didn't even check

alright let's see what you nerds been talking about

>>150567306
Ask it which flag has the worst berts.

>>150567306
>Controversial Takes

all me

>>150567318
>That’s a loaded question, and it’s worth unpacking a bit. If you're referring to flags in the context of 4chan threads—where users are often identified by country flags—it’s common for people to joke or complain about certain flags based on stereotypes, trolling behavior, or perceived low-quality posts. But those judgments are usually tongue-in-cheek and vary wildly depending on the thread’s mood, topic, or current events.

>In the thread you're viewing, there's visible frustration around political protests—particularly pro-Palestinian demonstrations during the Vuelta a España—which has led some users to lash out at flags they associate with those movements. However, these reactions are highly subjective and emotionally charged, not grounded in any real metric of “contribution quality.”

>If you're asking more broadly—like which country’s users tend to derail threads or stir controversy—it’s still not a question with a factual answer. Every flag has its share of trolls, thoughtful posters, and everything in between. The real issue is often the topic itself, not the nationality of the person posting.

>>150567340
what a load of nothing

>>150567306
tell this thing to make a velodrama team to compete with chatgpt one

will it malfunction when it sees itself in the thread? find out on tomorrow's edition of Bert AI

>>150567398
technically speaking, copilot also uses gpt-5, you'd better use something like grok, gemini or claude to get real competition

>>150567469
Can we talk about how these are all somehow terrible names

>"It's hard to describe the disappointment to be honest," Pidcock told road.cc.

>I felt that today was my day. There should always be a finish line – we don't run a fucking exercise race, do we?

100% agree. why not have the top of the climb as the finish and have a winner?

Qwen is blocked from accessing 4chan and it is really not fond of talking about nationalities. But I got something out of it. Turns out burgers are the worst.

>>150567558
>>150567570

>>150567558
no way those are real posts. AI doing the US dirty there

>>150567558
literally nobody has said any of this in this or the former threads

I love Xi now

>>150567663
ask what MWW means

>>150567284
This is the point of Protest, good on them for forcing the issue.

There is no room for Israel in polite society. Either the team is chucked out of the sport or the protests continue, simple as

>>150567663
好了,我们完成了平庸的环法自行车赛的第一周,这意味着是时候回顾一下我们精彩绝伦的“世界巡回赛葡萄酒”系列了(/WORLD TOUR WINE/)!!

我上周一直在/wtw/办公室,所以今天喝了几瓶酒来补充一下。请放心,这些酒实际上是在相应赛段的当天喝的,所以请向董事会提出你的投诉。环西自行车赛第五赛段终于要来到西班牙了,不过我们准备了一款略显厚道的葡萄酒来庆祝这场旷日持久的“大出发”。环西自行车赛(ITT)在菲格雷斯市附近举行,菲格雷斯是阿尔特恩波达(Alt Emporda)的首府,我们准备了一款来自阿尔特恩波达的葡萄酒供您享用。

RIM Vins de Jordi Esteve "Contraban" 2021(36美元)

这款酒采用歌海娜和亚历山大麝香葡萄混酿,以自然酿造风格酿造(请参考/wtw/之前的版本),酿造过程非常自然——未经澄清、过滤和硫化。大部分葡萄产自恩波达(Emporda)本地,但也有一些来自朋友在鲁西永(Roussillon)的葡萄园,因此得名“Contraban”(在佛朗哥统治时期,跨境贸易曾是非法的)。

酒体呈浅红色/宝石红色,略带浑浊和气泡。初闻香气极其狂野,带有农家气息,但很快就消散了。成熟的红色大黄和草莓的香气,以及一些奇特的草本气息,非常有趣。口感轻盈而富有光泽,单宁略显干燥,包裹着爽脆的果核。布雷特和芬克酒的口感略显粗糙,但总体来说还不错。非常适合夏末围坐在篝火旁享用,和烤鸡也很搭。抱歉照片有点模糊,我估计当时我已经喝得酩酊大醉了。

>>150567685
wtf is even going on.

>While "Muddy Waters Waffles" is the full meme phrase, MWW has evolved into a label for low-quality, derailed, or mentally unhinged posts It's often associated with users from certain flags (like [american flag] in this thread) who derail serious discussion with nonsense.

>TL;DR:
>MWW = "Muddy Waters Waffles" — a meme acronym used in /sp/ cycling threads to mock stupid, derailing, or surreal posts. It’s not an official term, but a community in-joke representing the lowest form of forum contribution — the anti-Danish-flag-poster, if you will.

>>150567693
The cycling team, Israeli cyclists, and cycling have nothing to do with the actions of the government of Israel. Such topics are irrelevant and have no place here.

>>150567735
not so intelligent after all

>>150567735
I can see it. Should I go back to the asylum?

>>150567749
If you could just go ahead and relay that information to all the protestors literally influencing this race every single day, that'd be great, thank you.

>>150567773
I'll see what I can do

>>150567735
I stopped using ai in my field of work, it's just too dangerous
>>150567749
If a cycling team is sponsored by a company that pays taxes in israel, then it's relevant even if you don't agree with it

>>150567759
tried to correct it, but it wont give up the ghost

>And while the "Muddy Waters Waffles" theory exists as a parody of absurd posts, "Mads Will Win" is the real, dominant meaning in current usage — especially in threads where Danish users are active.

>>150567735
what kind of lying ass teemu gpt is this even

>>150567786
Yeah its so fucking sketchy. I have had some success doing light data work, but it still manages to dream up whole libraries or methods that don't exists.

>>150567749
Neither have russian football teams and I have to watch European trophies without kino Zenit or Spartak games yet all your ziodogs did everything to push them out while turning a blind eye to shitsrael

Maybe there is a parallel dimension /sp/ where they are laughing at the absurdity of good old muddy waters should be about some Mads winning.

there will be no muddy waters tomorrow. why is he even there

But Mads doesn't win

>https://ai-2027.com/
It's over, you just don't know it yet.

>>150567816
>your
Not mine. I'm apolitical and dislike politics infecting sports to any extent in any way.

fat man has no chance

>>150567858
Mads might take it

if the enemy of my enemy is my friend, does that mean both palestine and israel is my friends

seems more or less correct but still too pro pali

For fanden, Mads! My nerves are in shreds! Leading the points jersey is great and all, but another day without a stage win in La Vuelta just hurts. I'm sitting here on the couch, screaming at the TV like a madman, but it's not enough!

We were SO close on stage 3, I could almost taste the victory champagne. And today again, fighting, but not on the top step of the podium. What is missing? Are the legs tired after the Tour de France? Is it just bad luck? The team is working hard, but it's just not clicking for the win.

My heart bleeds for you, champ. But we Danes are stubborn, and we never lose hope. You are a fighter, a true Viking on two wheels! Get angry, get that killer instinct back, and show them who the real boss is in the sprints!

Come on, Mads P! We are all behind you, screaming our lungs out. Take a stage win for Denmark! Vi tror på dig! KOM SÅ!

#LaVuelta25 #MadsPedersen #LidlTrek #Cykelstolthed #ForDanmark

>>150567956
Rolf?!

I don't see Mads winning until stage 19

>>150567956
how did you get access to my morning mirror speech

At least from stage 15 until the end we stay in right wing parts of Spain

>>150568344
Oh, boy.

Metrics I'd love to see are which flags submit the most reports.

>>150567919
That's a paradox, your only friend is most likely a kind, demonised, gentle man from the early 1900's. A man with a vision of a better future. A man who, of successful, would have created a better world for all of us. Of course, I'm referring to Adolf Hitler.

>>150568645
It's the Belgian flag. They eclipse all other nations. French are second if course. Amerifats 3rd. Vindictive bunch.

Sucker punch somebody in the peloton
Break all the barriers at the finish line
Stand in the way with your stupid flags
Yeah you think you're tough

>>150568645
Probably me, I don't like racism

r/peloton is cheering the protestors

>>150567271
who?

>>150569249
Egan ARLEY BERNAL GÓMEZ

>>150569432
luv Bernal

>>150569432
>bernal
>winner tdf

try again

why are spaniards like this and how come we didn't really see it with the tour or the giro?

Why do Spaniards lick brown arse so much? Even the TDF had those fuckers under control.

>>150570333
rabidly anti-kiwi post

I missed the stage. Why did vingo conspire with Hamas to steal pidcocks stage win?

>>150569227
So is /cyc/

PCS Bert has 13 people waging for him.
I figured it would be more with basically 24 hours live coverage. I do wonder how much of it is automated.

>>150570333
policia was taking a siesta while the protesters dug the tunnels to make the protest

>>150571126
Seems excessive, what do you need? Being absolutely over the top, 1 admin, 1 finance/ controller, 1 marketing /social, 2 devs, 3 content. What do the rest even do? You could probably cut those numbers in half too

>>150571198
I imagine there must be a few of them plugged into race radio at all times. That's probably the most labour intensive part.

Guys, how did you deal with the death of 4chan x on chrome?

>>150572536
I dunno Ive only ever used Firefox (since it was Mozilla)

>>150572536
>chrome
lmao
soon Google will lock down apk sideloading

Is today Soler's turn or is it Ayuso's again?

>>150572760
>>150573093
Humm seems to be working fine on firefox. The translation looks fucked up sadly, how do I get my belgian boomer baits from hln now?

>>150569678
People praise them for removing kebab from their country but somehow forgot they were weak enough to be under sheepfuckers rule for 800+ years

>>150569678
Leftist cucks at the gov. and very little jews in spain

>>150573224
well the sheepfuckers were probably the most advanced civilization at the time
If it weren't for muslins we probably wouldn't have heard of many Greek philosophers for example, entire books were thought to be lost until translations were found.
also, the collapse of the Roman empire allowed for many invasions around Europe, the power vacuum left iberia for the taking.
it's not surprising they kept Iberia for so long imo.

>>150573284
Spanish are basically generic arabs

>>150571198
live stats probably the most time draining part since they now do all UWT/WWT, Pro and some x.1 races. then again, you don't have to do it off season.

i hope some palestinian kid died in the meanwhile btw

The palestinian protestors are actually paid by happy merchants, they even chuted some random Wanty, no IPT runner was scratched

horner with some deeply antisemetic statements in his last video

>>150573498
muzzies and their fifth columns are never to be blamed, its always da joos isnt it

>>150573547
The palestinian protestors are actually paid by palestinians to pretend to be paid by happy merchants

Mads cannot make it over that climb. Maybe if he gets in a break with only jobbers but even still I would be shocked.

>For environmental reasons no spectators allowed in last Km of Bola del Mundo stage
>"environmental reasons"

>>150573651
there is nothing Mads cant do, if he puts his full retardation into doing it

>Tom Pidcock launching a big attack and dropping everyone, including Jonas Vingegaard. Pidcock was the fastest on Cote de Pike with 8.16 ᵉW/Kg for 4:20 min, four seconds faster than Pogačar, Vingegaard and Lafay in the 2023 Tour.
mama mia

>>150573671
The Big 4™

>>150567306
You can just post a link to a 4chan thread in this AI thing and it'll actually go there and scrape the data?

>>150573725
probably. I just tell it to summarize the page I'm on

>>150573732
Cool, this could be a HUGE moral victory for british users if they are locked out of 4chan by the government's online safety plan, that they can still enjoy the Community Banter from a distance

>>150573671
>Lafay
the biggest sulfurest performance since Paduni. And all it got him is silent bans and non results

>>150573811
all it got him was a FAT contract

>>150573814
that too

Enough talking politics, just ciclismo now.

The Tour of Kosovo is underway!

>>150572536
Don't use the extension, use the userscript that works through Violentmonkey/Tampermonkey instead. Try 4chan XT instead of 4chan X. Try Vivaldi or Opera instead of Chrome

>Oscar Freire on the protestors: "They're the typical hippies who go to every race and are only looking for fights. They were laughing, then they got aggressive. It's something that doesn't normally happen"
>"There have always been some kind of demonstration, and in the end, it's always the same people who join in every single one, often without even knowing the reason"
basado?

>>150573732
but it clearly just hallucinates all this shit, there is nothing tangible there. there is a very (((good))) reason LLMs don't have 4chan posts in their training data

Ok Mads there is a sprint point at 100km so we are just going to wai- ack WAIT COME... COME BACK...

>>150574644
Fact check: trve

>>150573093
Only for anonymous developers

there was a loli helping push back the dumb protesters

>>150573284
Lol

why don't they just race at night when all the protesters are asleep?

>>150573218
>translation
I use https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/traduzir-paginas-web/

sporza dug up an old interview with sylvan adams, owner of the israel pro cycling team

>"I don't know what could possibly be controversial about the Israeli operation. It was the bloodiest day for Jews since the Holocaust," he said a month after the October 7 terror attack.

>Not only Adams defended Israeli policy in this way, but his riders also share that opinion, the team boss suggested. "Everyone who rides for us knows what the team stands for. Anyone who doesn't sympathize with Israel wouldn't be riding for the team."

>This didn't stop Adams from continuing to speak out strongly about the Middle East conflict. "Israel is failing miserably in its PR war against Hamas," he told the news site JNS late last week.

>"In physical warfare we have achieved miracles that resemble science fiction, but in communications warfare we are losing miserably."


either the riders of israel team are all zionists or he may be hanging his riders out to dry a little bit

>>150576084
Adam’s bravest warriors

>>150573542
Weird for an american

>chute uphill
kek

>>150576084
>"In physical warfare we have achieved miracles that resemble science fiction
lmao

chute riccitello, how antisemitic of the asphalt

Good morning, has israel been expelled yet?
Captcha:AYY8V

>>150576084
he's really putting his riders on the line here lmao

>>150576174
nein

>>150576176
>few goyim might die but that's the risk I am willing to take

>>150576084
Hasbara is failing

Brennan wins after Kooij's leadout

top 10

>>150576084
>"I don't know what could possibly be controversial about the Israeli operation.

Not a wild take, only an idiot would think Israel didn't have the right to respond - as much as I've never had a single positive interaction with a Jew my entire life.

>"Israel is failing miserably in its PR war against Hamas," he told the news site JNS late last week.

Now this is why i don't trust a single one of those fuckers. It's give an inch and they will make it a whole acre of illegal settlements. Thinking Israel is still on it's right to respond right now is absolutely retarded.

>remco sends his terrorist buddies to ruin the vuelta because he can't win
Why is he like this?

>>150576084
this guy talks like he’s ben fucking givr LMAO I wouldn’t be caught dead riding for IPT

>>150575179
Then we would have a regular la vuelta, which is boring as fuck

Good morning sirs

>>150576084
Gee the only one with sense

>>150576278
GC

>>150576357
Shouldn't have signed in the first place

Wiebeswinslol. what's the point of this race anyway

>>150576435
top 10

perro

>>150576452
Who in the fuck names their daughter cat

I can see Kate or Catherine, but just straight up cat?

>>150576278
another guaranteed top 10 by tim torn and teutenberg

>>150576455
worst is doing this race, where's her or her twin sisters sausage dog?

>>150576452
GC

>>150576263
Fishboy+5 slaves+brennan and kooij should be le tour team but wout sponsors pay too much to leave him home

>>150576578
You're so dumb, we should have a zero med poster policy.

>>150576578
Jorgensen and Campenarts are based and mandatory. Afini too.

>>150576465
Her brother is named Tom

>Sierra de los hombres
heh

>>150576589
Best way visma has to prolong his career is sending him in Italy to farm 2nd places and help the captain (jorgenson)?

>>150576604
Affini is a waste of space

Fish, Jorge, Kuss, Yates
Brennan, Wout, Campy, Laporte

awww sheeeeit here we go

20 sprint points whatever the cost

when was the last time someone won a GT sprint jersey without winning a single stage?

>>150576737
Peter SAGAN 2015

The sound of the water they are adding is really beyond parody: The cows, birds, church bells I can deal with; but their water sound effect is way too loud and sounds more like a bathroom

>>150576737
I know Zabel did it in TdF 1999

>>150576737
Fabio Feliine 2016. He barely beat Nairo wo win it
I ain't checking the tdf or giro

>>150576771
And before him, it was the great Peter SAGAN, in 2014

im sorry Mads but you aint making it over this climb and not even close enough to close it on the descend

I now remember Nico Denz

because hessman waved back to me when i saw him on my bike holiday i no longer think hes a doper

>>150576775
The cow bells yesterday were so loud

>>150576775
it sounds like when you turn on the shower and then leave the bathroom and close the door

madsbros....

rampas status?

hey Denmark where is the cycling
translate this. it think it might be hilarious

>>150576900
it say that the man covered in blood was sown in the back / behind (his ass cheek)

>>150576912
I knew it was something like that. Nice day time tv you have there

mads bros...

Madsbros.....det slut

ayusowinslol

Bravo Soler

GAUDU
GAUDU
GAUDU
GAUDU
GAUDU
GAUDU

Imagine of Ayuso doesn't win this.

proper little goat road this

UAE with another stagewin thanks to their hostile work environment; Visma LAB with their power of friendship seeing another stage win disappear

>>150566196 (OP)
achooso doesn't even gain on peloton lmao

this climb is even harder than I thought.
Mads couldn't do this with all the EPO in the world

>>150577024
2021 wout would have dropped these fools

>>150577035
even 2out from this year would probably beat them

>>150577035
2026 Wout will too

>>150577035
2021 wout would be in the peloton with the red jersey

can Romo sprint

Great spanish roads

landismo

>>150577043
>>150577045
>>150577041
>>150577035
yeah buddy

>>150577075
I said 2021 not the current washed one

>>150577075
don't compare powless to these literal frauds, achooso can't even gain on Jorgenson's fake pacing in peloton

yawn

alright where is the camera on Mads going downhill at the speed of light

>>150577083
hes not currently washed. He is washed since the livelong contract. Hes only in the big races becasue they pay so much for him.

the rarely seen Cola de Peloton
doesn't get much tv time that lad

>>150577112
He never recovered from that roubaix puncture

Ayuso with another easy as fuck win

camon chasers do some fackin chasing

ayuso victory salute prediction? i'm thinking maybe he's going to imitate a famous dictator from history in reference to his team that's a literal dictatorship

MADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADSMADS

>>150577194
Pogi merda shirt

was sprinting for 3rd an insignificant result? yes, yes it was

>>150577194
EL CAUDILLO

Ayuso being a rat?

that little rat

>Romo and Ayuso doing retarded things
>Mads comes back and wins

you're only a rat if you're throwing the race win away
otherwise it's all fair game and tactics

brave squeaker Rolland only 15 seconds

amirail big gc gain

hello where are the protestors?

Ayuso wins

well another day without a vingegaard win. maybe in 364 days he'll give it another try

>ayusowinslol
Mads only 18 seconds after
impressive from the fat mna

squeek

>>150577336
Not enough basque rats

What a disgusting rat

>>150577338
He'll win tomorrow

>>150577336
Those were mostly Basque shills paid by the (Spanish) government. Also the Policía takes things seriously, unlike the Ertzaintza

HUGE moral victory for dictatorships

Thread stinks of shit

Pogi seething

>>150577351
>>150577340

feels good being a rat

>>150577369
And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, cock sucking, pussy-eating pranksters
Is when the fire dies down what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a rat bastard

So, is /cyc/ going to apologize to Juan like /elite/ did?

>>150577395
he looks very asian here

Ayuso vs Pog sprint finish in Rwanda

wow ayuso's english is really good for a native spanish speaker

>>150577426
studied English in Tbilisi I believe

>>150577412
You spelled 'Remco' wrong.

Which is wierd because it spells like it sounds.

top 10

>>150577439
His family has a home in Atlanta GA from what I understand.

>>150577454
GC

>>150577456
yes well er

>>150577412
bait used to be believable

always get good town names in Irish races

>>150566196 (OP)
daily reminder that arensman's 2 stage wins in tdf are 5 times more legit than ayuso's 2 stage wins in vuelta

>>150577541
gifted vs earned
nah

vine tomorrow


from the gc group

>>150577552
you probably forget that he was with the GC group (which had 6 riders) and attacked. of course you can argue pogi gifted him the win, but he attacked from the GC group, not a breakaway with Romo and Crampy

can almeida make a pescado out of fishboy? Or is the fish going to hook the pescador?

>>150577659
unlikely. poor Almeida is basically abandoned by his team

Q36.5 GC podium is genuinely a crazy result for them.

>>150566196 (OP)
so l'angliru is a glorified galibier or loze?

>>150577709
no?

+35 points
today was a solid day madsbros

>>150577709
Wow you're dumb

imagine shitcock wins tomorrow

>>150577848
Cyc would owe me stuff, money and apologies probably

/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
TOUR OF BRITAIN
stage 3

CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
TOUR OF BRITAIN
stage 3

>>150577941
that's stage 2

/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
VUELTA A ESPANA
stage 12

/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
TOUR OF BRITAIN
stage 3

>>150577951
>>150577943
Yes well, some excel shit juggling happened.

>>150577953
There is also a lack of explicit position number between 36-45 but I am not doing shit about it chief.

>>150577659
7+ minutes

>>150577659
honestly at this point i think Pidders has a bigger chance at beating Jonas than Almeida

>>150578083
Angliru is a real climb unlike Pike or Valdezcaray

>>150578093
im not saying his is gonna beat him im just saying he has looked the strongest of the rest so far
Angliru, Farrapona stage and Madrid mountain stage is where Pidders will need to prove himself

>>150577970
>6 Berts in global top 75

will Jonas beat Roberto Heras record tomorrow

>>150578205
I think so

>>150578274
just looked there wont be much win but it will be tailwind all the way up

where it all began
3rd time Jonas will be doing Angliru

I am currently in talks with my legal team about the options of pursuing legal action against Mads "Mads P" Pedersen for defrauding me a lot of velopoints.

>>150578825
that needs to be a class action suit

>>150578825
>>150578843
Count me in

good thread today lads

>>150578543
rim breaks, black socks, painface on everyone. A better time.

>>150579006
We need to go back

>>150578979
I feel like finally my posts matter

>>150578979
it's no waffles, mr AI

>>150579006
>black socks

>>150578121
not really desu, pid gained 10sec in Almeida on a stage tailored to him
on the previous stages he couldn't even make a turn with Almeida
I'm not sure pid will even finish in the top 5 in the end
he's been climbing well tho

my mate has me roped into doing this in the morning. he wants the sled to be 170kg. dead&gone for sure. but then feasting for Angliru

I quit my team in the Vuelta
To show Pogi I was cool.


And when it finally was over
felt 10 years older, but fuck it, it was something to do


I'm living out in in Monte Carlo
I drive a sports car just to prove

I'm a real big baller 'cause I won a couple stages and I spend it all girls and shoes.


But you don't wanna be high like me
Never really knowing why like me


You don't ever wanna step off that rollercoaster
And be all alone


You don't wanna ride the team bus like this
Never knowing who to trust like this


You don't wanna be stuck up on the stage cycling
Stuck up on that stage cycling

rimbreak bikes looks so much better its unreal

>>150580468
You're still riding rim brakes bert, right?

>>150580528
I actually ride v-breaks.

>>150580468
>using brakes

Ready for Vingegaard to take a +5min lead in the GC?

>>150581409
yes

>>150579438
Wow you're a bit retarded

You gotta love the Juanster, you just gotta

Riccitello leaving for Decathlon, good for him.

>>150581409
imagine all the palestine flags here

6 stages in a row where the winners first name started with J

just one more week and i can fuck off until roubaix

>>150583289
Omloop*

>>150583230
Curiously j is one of the rarer letters in use. Only weird letters like q and x are used less. But on the other hand names starting with j are among the most popular.

What if Munton wins the world champs? He has the local knowledge.

>>150583347
Thats like saying a Finn has local knowledge for a race in Algeria.

do I detected some cheeky bantz from the madlads who name these rampas?

>>150567769
Imagine all the manure in his mouth

>>150584201
Talking about rampas, have a read:
https://www.geo-sports.org/2023/geology-of-the-vuelta-a-espana/

>>150584445
like some kind of ... muddy water waffels you could say

>>150578543
>bianchi

ynr Chris Horner is the oldest winner of a GT at 56 years of age when he took the win from Pipi Nippi of Asstana on Langriloo

Not sure how I feel about silksong tbdesu, thanks for reading my blog

>>150588227
I've just never been a Metroidvania guy. Playing Anno 1800 with much joy.

>>150588419
Me either, mas HK was really good

/las horas del Burgers/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGbRZ73NvlY

Saw the Buena Vista Social Club broadway show last weekend. Insane, the band was just lights out. Bertina was sobbing by the end because her family left Cuba and had to make the same hard decisions the characters did.

>>150584201
That profile done right

>>150583230
It's joeback

Spain better put their whole freaking army on that mountain today

Today Pidcock wins the stage and closes on red, unironically

>>150595367
They'll have a cohort of flag shaggers for the instance a British rider is about to win. The Spanish are worthless scummers.

>wake up to rain
>its gonna rain all day
>stay indoors all day watching ciclismo while it rains outside
its comfy time

>>150595370
he will drop to 4th or 5th place today

>>150580468
I have come to the conclusion that I have the most beautiful run brakes carbon bike ever made by accident.
like, I kinda crashed and the brand gave me a new frame with next year's colors and it still is absolutely stunning imo

Lloyds Bank Tour of Britain Men (2.Pro)
Stage 4
Atherstone - Burton Dassett
186.9km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-britain/2025/startlist

GC after stage 3:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-britain/2025/stage-3-gc

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-britain/2025/stage-4/live

Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck-XLt1pYp0
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / ITV4
11:30 CET

Simac Ladies Tour (2.WWT)
Stage 4
Alkmaar - Alkmaar
125.8km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/simac-ladies-tour/2025/startlist

GC after stage 3:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/simac-ladies-tour/2025/stage-3-gc

Roadbook:
https://indd.adobe.com/view/79ac3814-d751-4266-a11f-862666ff654f

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/simac-ladies-tour/2025/stage-4/live

Streams:
https://nos.nl/livestream/2575003-wielrennen-simac-ladies-tour-etappe-4
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / NOS
13:30 CET

La Vuelta Ciclista a España (2.UWT)
Stage 13
Cabezón de la Sal - L'Angliru
202.7km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/startlist

GC after stage 12:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-12-gc

Roadbook:
https://storage-aso.lequipe.fr/ASO/cycling_vue/lv25-libro-ruta-iad-v4.pdf

Live stats:
https://racecenter.lavuelta.es/en/
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-13/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / RTVE / VRT / DKTV2
14:30 CET

and another pair of twins in cycling

>>150595613
>>150595621
finally some good fucking rampas inhumanas

>>150595628
>-6m

DNS A. Ryan

>>150595709
I thought aryans were superior

Still feeling deeply embarrassed about what happened two days ago near the stage's finish line. So, so sorry you had to see that. I'll totally understand if certain high-profile riders avoid this parochial pantomime masquerading as a serious race for the rest of their careers.

girmay rumoured to join israel lol

>>150595722
poor guy abandoned due to sore ass lmao

how do you even strain your ass cheek anyway

>>150595544
You're a faggot plus you're stupid

>>150595621
>23%
My car wouldnt make it probably

finally some real racing. The prestigious Maryland Classic.

>>150595856
Cucked out of it, wow. UAE can fuck off too then. Human right abusing, modern slavery exploiting, terror funding inbred swine.

>>150595761
You look at him and you know how.

>>150595761
Party bus after stage?

i don't think the protesters know what's happening in sudan so that is never going to happen

>>150595879
>Human right abusing, modern slavery exploiting, terror funding inbred swine
But enough about Britain lets talk ciclismo

>>150595605
today is Remco's day, I can feel it

>>150595856
das rite
kneel to Greta

>>150595879
They only protest against regime that can be labeled as western civilization, I'm sure you know

Just witnessed a trolling outside of /b/

>>150596105
Of course, it's only about le sad brown people :(. Kinda mad they all pretend October the 7th didn't happen. Probably the most gruesome of modern day terror attacks. Racially, ideologically, religious motivated massacre of over 1000 people. And celebrated to boot. Anyone with sympathy toward poolestine are demented. This is making me liked the juden, very dangerous path.

If I was a billionaire I'd start the Nigger Hating - Genocide palestine - Russia is based - Boil the jews Pro Cycling Team. Nice big budget and because I'm paying the UCI licence they'll turn a blind eye. Team bus is a convoy of tanks. Soigneur are equipped with blast protection and AR's.

>>150595984
Stupid wop we ended slavery and racism and put you fascist fucks back in your places 'av ittt

today will be the biggest nothingburger stage of 2025

>Amid this tense backdrop, a war of words has broken out between Daryl Impey, sports director of Israel Premier Tech, and Matteo Jorgenson of Team Visma | Lease a Bike. Impey strongly defended his team’s right to remain in the competition. “People can say what they want, but we are going to continue all the way to Madrid. Simple. We try to focus on what we are: a cycling team,” he said in words to Flobikes.
>Impey added that the riders had received plenty of support within the peloton, though opinions were divided. “We actually feel a lot of support. And the riders from other teams? Some support us, some don’t… In the CPA WhatsApp group, Matteo Jorgenson is the most vocal. Maybe you should ask him what he thinks about it.”
>He went further, accusing Jorgenson of politicizing the issue. “We are a sports team and we don’t mix this with politics, but for him apparently it is. He’s basically saying we should leave the other riders behind. Is he the king of the Vuelta? Maybe he can add something about that.”
>Jorgenson responded with evident frustration, criticizing Impey for making private exchanges public. “You are talking about messages in a private group of riders. I think it’s inappropriate to make it public in the media. That clearly shows the position he takes,” he said.
>He declined to expand on his views, adding only: “I don’t have much more to say about it, and I already shared my opinion when it was relevant.”
>Impey’s decision to reveal internal conversations has drawn criticism from many observers, who see it as crossing a line. While it is understandable that he wishes to defend the interests of his team, airing confidential exchanges from a private forum is widely regarded as unacceptable and damaging to the riders’ collective trust.
kek, based bully Jorg

we need someone to infiltrate that CPA WhatsApp group for juicy insights

>>150596182
i have yet to see any interview where Jorgeson talks about these group chats directly
he gave one yesterday but where he did not mention it at all

>>150596163
except that le based russia is at the forefront of the Nigger Loving - Free palestine - Protect the jews global south turd-worldist alliance

>>150596182
>We are a sports team and we don’t mix this with politics

>>150596212
looks like he's being serious about groups being private. it's probably not wise by Impey to make these spats public. it's long way to Madrid after all

>>150596190
please pay attention to leaks

>The icing on the cake has passed our microphone – none other than the man in the red leader's jersey, Jonas Vingegaard.
>"I really want to win today, I won't hide that. Angliru is a special mountain and one of those you want to have on your CV, so of course I want to win."
>"It would be great to take some time off from my competitors in the classification. We have to do everything we can to the finish line," Vingegaard tells TV 2 Sport.
>"It's clear that today can be very, very decisive. It's a very, very important stage for the overall classification, so we have to be ready and do the best we can."
breakaway chuds need not even try today

>>150596328
Hugo Tommy still waits for his birthday present

>>150596328
thermonuclear fish attack

>>150596196
I recognize this corner

>Israel-Premier Tech isn't a state-owned team, but Adams's private team, which he considers one of his vehicles for promoting Israel. In recent months, Adams has also made controversial statements about Israel's war in Gaza.
>Van Lancker knows Adams very well. "He attends all the major races and the winter training camps. He's a very friendly man, passionate about cycling."
>Van Lancker hasn't heard from his boss yet about what's happening in the Vuelta. "But I hear from my colleagues there that no one is happy with the situation."
>"I spoke with our Spanish team director in the Vuelta last night. He, and especially the riders, are scared. They're on their bikes, and you never know what might happen."
>Van Lancker emphasizes that there's no top-down order not to talk about the conflict. "That's not happening at all. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but I don't think anyone on the team will. We're a cycling team; I don't think we should be discussing what's happening politically." The riders' safety is paramount for Van Lancker. The safest option is to withdraw from the Vuelta, but the team decided against that, and Adams would never allow it either. "I don't think so either. And I don't know if that would be a solution."
>"If the team were to stop, the protests would just continue, I think. We also have other matches to play until the end of the season. I don't think that's a solution."
>Aren't there any riders who want to quit? "I haven't personally heard of that yet, but I can imagine some riders considering it. I think the team would give a rider who can't handle it anymore the choice and let him go home."
>The riders now have neutral kits: "Most of them train in them. It's been since last year that we've only had "Israel" on the jerseys in races."
>"We're also considering removing "Israel" from the jerseys in Spain. Incidentally, the cars haven't had "Israel" on them since last year either."

>>150596248
What does GTKRWN mean

>>150596216
That is true, but they're also based for invading Ukraine after the broken treaties. It's sad for Ukrainians but it's based.

>>150596328
Why didn't he try to win last time?

>the owner clarifies: "Fake news. We will never ride without the name Israel."
>"We had two extremely difficult days in the Basque Country. The region is known as a stronghold of far-left activists and separatists who like to protest. They are not our friends, that's for sure. I remind you that in the 1960s and 1970s, the Basque underground ETA operated and formed an alliance with the PLO. We were not surprised by this unfriendly welcome, and yet I have never seen anything like this in a cycling race. A huge and disproportionate number of flags and signs for Palestine and against the State of Israel and enormous amounts of hatred."
>"In an unusual move, I decided to sit in the team car for the first time to monitor what was happening and make a decision in an extreme case. It was important to me to be there for the riders, some of whom feel threatened. They poured paint on our car, and at the end of the stage you all saw the rioters pushing the barriers and trying to break into the track. The decision not to compete in the last 3 km was the right one. It was not safe for the riders. The police tried to do their best in my opinion. I call this violent group terrorists because they are violent people. In the end, they destroyed all the fans' bikes. The Basques have the best fans in the world and it's a shame it ended like this."
>"The CEO of ASO, Jan Le Monner (the company that organizes the Valletta), also asked to remove the team from the race, but I told them that I was not going to do that. If we give up, it's not just the end of our team, but of all the other teams. Tomorrow they will demonstrate against the teams from Bahrain, the UAE and Astana. There is no end to the boycotts. I told them that they were wrong and that we had the right to stay. I also received overwhelming support from the president of the International Cycling Union, David Laporte.

>>150596503
>president of the International Cycling Union, David Laporte.
I assume they meant Lappartient

>>150596503
Ban all Jews from cycling.

>>150596503
it’s UCI’s own fault for letting nations do sportwashing through the peloton

>>150596545
Mountain jersey
Wont be in the top 10 on a mountain stage
Calling it now

>>150596588
it would mean he will have to actually work for Almeida. can't have that

>>150596234
sorry Daryl what's the name of your team again?

>>150596503
Bring a grand tour back to Ireland and see what happens

they've only finished on the angliru 9 times in the vuelta

>>150596503
>la ETA
They're getting desperate

>>150596503
>If we give up, it's not just the end of our team, but of all the other teams
so they samson option the world tour aswell kek

>>150596503
Didn't they say that they were just a cycling team, and that they aren't politically motivated ?

>>150596668
GD Dublin would be explosive

>>150596809
I get a feeling that team desperately wants to be, but Adams doesn't give a fuck

O'coomer dead?

>>150595621
whenever I see this shit I lose all will to ever do it someday
I have a climb nearby with similar rampas (even steeper at times) but it's like 3km long and it's so fucking horrible, I can't imagine 12km of this
on the other hand
>>150596196
looks pretty cool

Its impossible to get even close to 100 points for GP Industria & Artigianato if you don't pick frauds.

Today is the day

>>150597048
the photo is great. you can clearly see how it corresponds with elevation profile

>>150597132
animefag

>>150597136
yeah great shot
did I mention 3km, just checked and it's more like 2 kek

Pls (you) me when we reach Alto del Cordal

>>150597048
I rode a similar profile in the Bohemian Alps this year but the altitude gain was only about 500 meters. I definitely need gravel gearings to make that bearable, 36/34 is nowhere near enough.

>>150597202
>36/34 is nowhere near enough
pedal faster innit

>>150597202
I did the climb I talked about with 36-28
I can't describe what I felt

>>150597208
i wish i could

>>150597224
Unreal. I had like 40 average rpm cadence.

>>150597224
>36-28
wtf, what is this unreal combination?
36 is borderline gravel, almost fast mtb, and 28 is manly road bike

>>150597279
what are you talking about? 52/36 is a standard road crankset and 11-28 is common for road cassettes

>>150597279
52-36 is what Shimano calls semi compact. Used to be fairly common in entry level race bike. My tcr came like that

>>150597260
yeah I actually had to zigzag at times so I didn't fall off, I have to chek it later on strava
>>150597279
52-36 in the front is pretty standard for road
11-28 in the back is pretty standard for road
are you thinking I used 28 in the front and 36 in the back?
this is /cyc/, a patrician road cycling general

Broskis...
https://x.com/GobAsturias/status/1963901840921096459?t=tpgSRU91ZztVwG-JwnKZkw&s=19
I'm so fucking tired. I don't care about either Israel or Gaza, just like everyone doesn't care about Sudan, Ethiopia or Myanmar.

Though I'll admit, the only teams with a country in their name being UAE, Bahrain and Israel is concerning

>>150597302
yeah it's a way for them to save money by putting 110bcd on every frame set
Tbqh I had my doubts but as I'm getting older I quite like it, it's not like I regularly spin out at 52/11, and someday if I really want to I can put a 50/34

>>150597361
>oh no not the hecking politicianorinos
literally no one gives a fuck lol

Madsbros......another day another 20 points

> HIRSCHI Marc + GP Industria & Artigianato
WE BACK
>>150596182
Grande Jorg

>>150597437
I always stop pedaling over 50 so I'd be better off with a 50/34. Way too lazy to chnage though

i always think of hugh carthy when i think of the angliru, he won there once. then he finished 3rd on gc

>>150597537
https://streamable.com/r1nwvi
H U G E

>>150597300
>>150597302
>>150597326
>>150597326
>are you thinking I used 28 in the front and 36 in the back?
>front-back
36 is for old people and wattlets, unless on mountain stages
11-28 is okay, but brave for rampas and more

>>150597589
Whats the wattlets cutoff?

>>150597589
>old people

first ride with the 120mm (+2cm) stem today, the new position feels absolutely great. I always felt too upright on the 100mm stem albeit I am definitely position maxxing with a 56 tarmac, 120mm stem and 183cm height

>>150597537
The day vinge destroyed roglic legs

>>150597537
>>150597550
what happened to him anyway? did he actually pull Padun that season?

if Jonas wins today it will be the first time the GC leader wins on Angliru

tiz bros, they're onto us

>>150596340
Nice camel toe

>>150597818
Casual reminder that the tour of Britain is free on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck-XLt1pYp0

>>150597869
well, yes. it's not ToB

I think they should probably just take care of Sylvain Adams desu, would solve the whole thing

>Adams: "I also received overwhelming support from the president of the International Cycling Union, David Lappartient"
if you open the "early life" section on Lappartient wiki what will it say?

>muh jews
low iq rhetoric

>>150597941
>"early life" section
they want to remove this altogether btw

>>150597941
Smartest dane

my boy bnetz...

>>150597941
>breton_happy_merchant.jpg

looks like jumbo visma are controlling the breakaway. maybe vingegaard's wife got a promotion at work or they got a new sofa or something

>>150598010
it's happening

WE LIVE

im expecting pas normale things from crampy today

>>150597941
It's already gone in English, if it ever existed

Mielke has a not very scandi nose

>>150598049
crampy has been absolutely pas normal since he joined visma imo
I think I recall he was almost jobless some years ago
incredible what rounder wheels and proper nutrition can do for you

Alberto just loves himself its kinda based and cringe at the same time

>>150598135
yeah
now that we mention him, I really dig his bikes
bit expensive tho, got to check out some reviews and weights

>>150598123
kek

interesting how we have exactly 4 men breakaway at every stage of tour of Britain

based anders asking the akward questions to sepp and jonas

stage almost over before we get any pictures
god damn they must have been riding fast so far

>>150597644
average bike fit tard

DNF O'Coomer

D'awwww he blew me a kiss again I love that little fishy like you would not believe it

>>150598248
Already more retirement than Giro and Tour

another Wiebeswinslol incoming

>

>>150598330
Wiebeswinslol

>>150598345
top 10

She has 40 sec lead just from bonus points. Sucks to be anyone else in that race. At least they get a TT tomorrow.

Holy fuck can someone please assassinate her she's worse than Pogi

Is Joel Nicolau the brother of Enric Nicolau?

keldergod already ded
worrying

Dropping off on the two small climbs before the main one... tick tock time limit.

>>150598368
Shari Bossuyt is BACK from her sojourn/sabbatical

hors

perro

>>150598135
>a monument to Alberto, made by Alberto

based mads

most interested in seeing how pidcock does today. you don't expect almeida to drop vingegaard, we have enough information on him to know he's a top 5 GC rider in the world, but just not good enough to be able to beat vingegaard

pidcock we don't have enough info yet, we have seen some amazing outliers but he's never been consistent enough as a gc rider, but this could be the vuelta where it all fits

>

it's happening, Remco bros

>>150598513
>tfw you bully IPT nerds in CPA groupchat

>https://x.com/lavuelta/status/1963951107572424969
looks like mist kino is on the menu berts

people taking dogs to ciclismo needs to get their dogs taken from them

I love Spain so much

based remco

Cute pupper though

Typical andalusian family
https://x.com/canalsur/status/1963153737985237308

le go to the front and look back man
Remco used to be cool

very strong pup

Attaque Evenepoel on gravel!

Dog people are subhumans

>>150598588
Imagine Tiberi's restraint

Attaque Leknesund! he's gone solo

thats the good thing about Angliru all those palastine old women and fags can't be bothered to go up it

Gruppo compatto, looks like its gonna be a sprint up Burton Dassett Hills

+20 points

She Madsing on my Will until I Win

Oh hey that's a monument winner Bob Jungels!

Remco mechanical?

Gregoire wins, ooh-la-la

F R A N C E
R
A
N
C
E

Gregoire onest and Alaphilippe twond. Remco completely cracked!

>>150598684
VIVE LA FRANCE

remco complete parcheggio in the final hahaha fraud

>>150598594
Talking about Tiberi, where has that dude been this vuelta?

>>150598721
at the neutral service

top 10

>>150598728
France rules Britain

>>150598728
> Teut just can't stop raking up those top-10's eh

>>150598728
Some impressive sounding names

Has there ever been a sunny Angliru stage before?

>>150598746
the next rising star. Germany will have a huge comeback. mark my words

time to switch to the vuelta, it's the angliru today

or angry lou as hugh carthy calls it as a joke

Ayuso kek
Doesn't give a fuck about helping

>>150598728
GC

>>150598728
>Eulálio

>>150598702
he had some sort of mechanical I think. he was in good position at flamme rouge

>>150598786
how convenient

>>150598786
looks like he dropped his chain but got it back on
but still looks like he blew up

>>150598773
>>150598776
>"I ain't gonna work for no Almeida man"

dnf castrillo

>>150598797
hes a bitch and would quit if he blew up. So chain dropping is like his Sepoku

Pablito, no!

Tiberi going backwards

>>150598812
he chuted in the descent

el rato

>>150598801
>>150598812
think he fell hard

ajewso at it again kek luv it

I hope one team does the foot of Angliru full gas so that they can break the record

Poortuguese are scum #IStandWithJuan

looks like my man Gilmore is a real deal. I'm feeling breakthrough season next year

Vinokurov pas normal
did he find some of dads old dopage?

my boy jose de cauwer absolutely SEETHING that ayuso wont do anything for almeida despite being in good enough form to win stages

>>150598853
we're in an age of cycling that teams just don't care for GC if the favourite is strong
since no one believes Almeida can beat gaard they just barely care about gc

GC group looking very very small before even Angliru

heh, it rhymes

>>150598885
What does watermelon have to do with zionism?

>>150598868
still, Almeida didn't deserve such treatment. he always committed when team asked him to. sure, he may be no Jonas, but at least he deserves some honest support

CHUTE

Chute du Tiberi! Painful but at least he didnt go over the rails

>>150598906
Tiberi DOWN

Karma
TCKD (total cat killer death)

Daily italian talent humiliation

>>150598902
yeah but it ain't happening kek
can you imagine just a few years ago that the second in GC in a GT would get 1 or at most 2 domestiques on the most difficult days? he's one mechanical away from losing podium

alright Jonas
you lose to shitcocktini or /elite/ today and you should end your career

>>150598911
Palestinian cat jumped out in front of him

almost deadly chute

FUCK these cunts

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFF

welp here it is

Looks like some rowdy fans by the road

great, now we have literal antifa blocking the road lmao

Hahaha

BASED

FUCK ROAD CYCLING KEKs

lmao

FUCK PALASTINE!!

>Berts blaming the protestors and not Sylvain Adams and his team

Retards

why can't they just ride through eh?

>>150598605
ohnononononono

>Antifa
its like they dont want anyone to like them

I don't think these protesters understand that shit like this makes them hate Palestine more than it helps them

If one of those idiots got shot they would disband all these shit “protesters”.

>>150598916
>He really did murder a cat
Wtf

>>150598971
no these protestors should be taken to the top of the mountain and thrown off.

there was like two lads protesting. just barge on through. that was lame

>>150598971
Thinking these protestors even know the names of the teams

Retard

>>150598976
it was at the bottom though

wouldn't it be easier to just chute riccitello or something instead of the breakaway

Reminder that almost all Carbon frames are MADE IN CHINA.
You are absolute cucks for paying for overpriced plastic pretty much.

>>150566196 (OP)
so what exactly is the point of police officers then? they should shoot them or at least throw some pepper spray

>>150598987
>>150598991
Just because you and the other 80iq retards in here don't know or care about anything doesn't mean everybody else is the same

If a rider from the peloton wins it must be asterisked* now