Thread 150567504

primus sucks edition

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Why are Mariners fans like this?

>>150567504 (OP)
bit early

>mests lose
>poodrepacos losing

Well Shildt, you are an odd manager but I must say: YOU STEAM A GOOD L!

>>150567504 (OP)
Yes and you call it baked nu despite the fact that it is obviously grilled…

profar was innocent

>lost to the Tlose
>swept by the O's
>about to get gaped by the Rockies

What a time to be a Padres fan

HOLD ON, O's fielding is shit now that they have a big lead. They can blow it!

>>150567589
No kek

>>150567582
unfortunately the dodgers aren't much better and won't capitalize on this

Wow Arraez can’t gidp here!

>>150567580
Why was profar trying to get pregnant?

>>150567575
>>150567577
Kek!

>>150567619
thanks for outing him asshole

Dodgers could probably put away the division if they manage to win the next two vs the Pirates. Poodres are imploding.

>>150567600
Dodgers at least fight back. This shit team just takes it

I WARNED you about Nestor, bro! I TOLD you, dog!

>>150567619
the baby weight adds some power

>>150567636
they could, but they won't

>>150567641
This is the fate we deserve for our hubris

offense hasn't been this bad since Jason Heyward, Yuli Gurriel, and Martin Maldonado were everyday players

>>150567580
Grats to him an mrs profar saw another player just get back from paternity too ^-^ MAOR babies! Like my pastor I love the idea of baptism

They should be in Cronenworthless on the mound

>>150567677
Unironically would probably be better than Nestor. He was a pitcher before he got drafted lol

Fuck! My wife 2hu is never gonna have sex with me again the way the the Pads are playing!

>Ohtranny has the sickies
lmao

>>150567659
I think somehow this offense is worse

>>150567653
Law of averages has the pirates scoring 1 run over the next two games. Somehow I don't think that will happen.

>>150567641
Usually we're making the dumb moves in ALeast but padres wanted to put that to the test

>>150567744
but keep in mind, the dodgers have michael conforto hitting in a vital spot

>>150567659
Laureano's linsanity run is coming to an end. Arraez exposed. Manny old and paid. Merril came back to reality.

Didn’t the padres mortgage their future for this lineup? Weren’t they supposed to be going all in this year? Like World Series or bust? Prellar is fucked

Zac Gallen may be actually back

>>150567701
the s-s-sickies?

>>150567770
preller is good at re-stocking the farm and fooling teams into thinking they're top prospects

>>150567770
Leo was overhyped, by the time he gets to the majors, the A's won't even exist lol

What are the chances we get shut out?

>>150567801
Too bad for preller that he also gets fooled and trades for bums every time

I know you guys are upset and the team is playing like shit right now, but the personal attacks have to stop. Stop calling them losers, idiots and bums, PLEASE.

EDIT: Ok, look. I'm as mad as you guys, you can doom all you want but let's not start the losers, quitters, shitters, idiots and other personal attacks. Cortes needs dfa'd, just saying.

Also, I'm not deleting this.

>>150567811

about 0 in 27

>>150567811
About tree fiddy

>>150567842
>doggiedoos attempt math
kek

>>150567770
That's what makes it more satisfying to watch. Emptied their farm even more for mediocrity.

>"B-but what are the chances that X prospect becomes a star?

The point of having a stocked farm is to be able to call up solid players to fill out a lineup or rotation without overspending on washed veterans. You'd think for a team with financial troubles they'd hesitate to trade their prospects so freely.

How fucking wild if the Jints somehow sneak above the dodgers and padres

>>150567864
I really hope they do

>>150567802
Wrong. A's will be in Portland

>>150567864
genuinely could happen, and given the jints play the dodgers 7 times while being 8 games back means it could very easily happen.

>>150567864
>making the playoffs after selling at the deadline
Just like the Tigers last year

>>150567801
Padre fans keep saying this but don't realize preller has been trading away prospects for the last 5 years with worse returns year after year.

>>150567864
is there a single white team in the NL west?

wonder how Vasquez would be doing if he was still here instead of Nestor

>150567898
Kys Alejandro

>great play gets called obstruction because Perdomo was standing absentmindedly in the baserunner's way
Terrible awareness

Okie I just woke up, in wonder how-

>7-0

Oh wow lol I think this is where you gotta fire AJ Preller man. Or Demote him. And with coors field coming up, yeah this is advanced 2023 collapse. Odd number just isn't our year. Shame.

>>150567898
>japanese are honorary whites
>mookie is whitest black man in history
>snell is a wigger but he still counts
>kopech and treinen hardcore MAGA
>kike hernandez white hispanic

it's the dodgers

I can’t do this anymore

>7-0 by the 5th inning
>it's only the 5th inning!
>it's only the 5th inning....

>>150567986
I wanna fuck you

>>150567977
Freddie Freeman is the blackest guy on the team, easily

Fuck yeah GIDP

>tatis immediately destroys the rally

HAHAHAHAHAH

>>150567977
kek nice try sanchez

this team is never winning again

Padrexisters what's next for us?

it's up!

>>150568034
i think the PIRATES should sweep the doyers

>>150568034
No one cares doyerpaco

>>150567986
>>150568016
>>150568019
>>150568031
Sounds like the team is absolutely just protesting man, there's no way they're that shitty bro. I really wanna cope thinking they're doing this shit on purpose to get Shildt/Victor and the Sielder brothers fired. Idk man, this shit reeks conspiracy

>>150568034
>peeland

>>150568034
my effeminate boy sheehan will get it done. also no cumfarto.

>>150568034
everyone cares dodgerchad

>>150568034
>Freeland instead of Kim
interdasting, he was very hot in AAA

GIDP =Girly Indians Do Porn

>>150568061
Agreed. I was saying this last year after the collapse to the dodgers. No WAY this team just --all of a sudden-- forgets how to hit for 2.5 games straight. There has to be something more going on that we don't know.

my doggies have too much depth. I think it's time to start trading some of these guys away. It's not fair to keep some of these guys in AAA either.

Now that the dust has settled, where was blud going?

>>150568083
>Freedman
>Freeland
I used to like it when the Dodgers were not so political

>>150568061
Would you rather we miss the playoffs or drop to 6th seed and let the Doyers have their way with us?

>>150568097
their depth would be thinner if they cut Conforto loose, he's blocking everybody to give the illusion of depth

Can't believe we traded away Kolek and Bergert. Our rotation next year is going to be a disaster

>>150568091
for me its:

Grounded
Into
Double
Penetration

Lips
On
Balls

Rectums
Batted
In

Another humiliating defeat for the Poodres means I get to do a happy dance.

>>150568131
Fine have your fun. This team deserves the humiliation

>>150568131
brother, we're going down together as the jints come back and fuck us both

>>150568113
trvth nvke

>it was 7-0!
MANNY!

Dont give us hope...

>>150568107
This team would be good if Merrill stopped sucking, Tatis Jr stopd being a cry baby mopey bitch and start hitting Dingers, Manny starts caring. We are genuinely fucked with old ass Yu, a selfish scardey cat Cease, I don't think King gonna save our playoffs, bro been extremely flakey.....

>>150568174
That didnt answer the question

If the Padres come back, this would be the tide shifting moment that saves the season.

>>150568150
facts. I've stopped shitting on you guys because we both suck right now =(

>>150567977
Don’t reply to Alejandro Chikaner newfag

>>150568200
Did you just shit on us now?

>>150568222
Didn't*

>>150568131
Go away

>>150568184
Sorry, honestly just 6th seed and get swept one and done playoffs. I would rather not miss the playoffs, we could but I'm already seeing UT, Italkstudio just feening to make their SD curse collapse videos. They'll probably still roast us. As much needed too.

>>150568222
that was then. lets move past this together mococo

i don't feel so good

HOLY SHIT GRANDSLAM!

>>150568246
I dont know if I could finish off this season getting swept by the D*odgers

>bases loaded, no outs. now only down 7-2
just when I think I'm out on this game, they pull me back in...

>>150568050
That's not nice!

>>150568131
Did this nigga just jinx it?

There's no way

>GIDP
And its gone

My Stovies :)

SHOHEEEEEEI OHTAAAAANI IS IN EVIT ABLE

>>150568254
My berds were in the top right for a bit

Why do people pretend they're ahead of the broadcast?

>>150568323
YUKI MATSUI JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>150568323
>he doesn’t like fucking illegal streamfags
HOLY SHIT HOMER

>>150568274
I think it would be nice :)

we're back in this game now!

>>150568253
I am not Mococo

>>150568334
I wanna fuck you

where are the precious medals??

I don't care if the Padres come back, that still doesn't excuse them from their shitty ass offensive production and lack of SP pitching thrown. Everyone needs to be hold accountable for. Heads must be rolled. I rather see Hart and the whole el paso chihuahua team play in Postseason than see our "Superstar" play.

>>150568349
We'll lose 6-7

I kinda like the gloryholes announcers

>since kershit got lit up by the pirats, the doyers have scratched ohtranny from pitching today
KEKEKEKEK

>>150568270
We have the data
Bo is elite

lmao the Poodres r*ddit sub is a total shitshow, mods are seething

>>150568378
leave the millionaires alone!

>>150568378
kek

>>150568354
That's what's gonna happen and Shildt gonna be like "OH YEAH WE BATTLED, GOTTA TIP YOUR CAP TO THE ORIOLES MAN" and still put out the shitty lineup that's ruining our offensive production.

Estrada the Chicano pitcher

sneks win

>>150568378
>[deleted] x3

>>150568378
>that user flair
sad

>>150568378
Fuck-em!

>>150568402
does snek taste good?

>>150568417
Go back

shohei ohtani labubu dubai chocolate 67 fortnite skin

>>150568402
It'd be hilarious if somehow the Sneks and Jints overtake the Poodres and Doyers kek

why is there a thread with 150 posts and another that never reached 500? get your shit together, /mlb/

>>150568378
>needs DFAed
I hate this. Shitters at my job do this on teams and it annoys me to no end. NO ONE TALKS LIKE THIS!

>>150568403
it's even worse than that
57 more replies kek

>>150568378
kek mexicans seething

THAT WAS STRIKE 3 YOU BITCH

>>150568246
that italk video after the nlds series was pretty kino

>Dodgers broadcast talking about the team like it's a .500 team (It's akshully a <.500 team since July 5th - 22-27 - .449)
>"You think this is the series that turns everything around, but then a game like yesterday happens."
kek, It's actually kind of comfy

>>150568461
Calm down Mococo

>>150568395
Poodres fans will pat themselves on the back and praise the team for barely losing to a AAA team

>>150568437
to where?

>>150568466
at least they aren't jerking themselves off

kek poopdres

>>150568444
why does it bother you?

>>150568461
why is this titled mococo when it's clearly fuwawa?

>>150568477
come up with better bait

>>150568491
they reserve that for ohtani

>>150568484
I think you mean
>to when

uh oh berds

There they go giving us hope

I would place bets for ohtani and take the fall for him

THERE'S NO WAY, FERNANDOOOOO

Hey he didn’t ground out!

>it was 7-0
you dodgerfags are going to feel really stupid when my Chadres comeback and win this game ;)

>>150568525
garbage pail kid lol

>>150568497
Are you suggesting that the Orioles aren't bottom-feeders who essentially sold off their best players and gave up on the season? Fucking embarrassing for the Padres to lose to them right after losing a series to another team that did the exact same thing

>>150568532
False flag probably Fuwawa

>>150568536
KEK

i need to shop a poodres cap on this pic

>>150568541
meanwhile....

no one cares doyerpaco

>>150568544
falseflag deez nuts dodgerfag! CHADRES OWN YOUR ASS!

2 innings to get 2 runs, it's possible....

>>150568461
kys

>>150568519
insert cock where

>>150568558
kek they really did

>>150568571
That's right, get your hopes up

wait the padres are losing again?

>>150568565
lol

>>150568599
Are you surprised?

Chadres are allowing us to dream...

I hate that this game is ending when the doyers game is about to start because now we have to deal with all the doyerpacos shitting up the thread

cuh about to pitch an immaculate inning

Chadres are winning this.

screencap this so we can laugh at doyerfags later.

IMMACULATE INNING

The tide is shifting. Chadres will somehow win this game and this is where the hot streak starts

>immaculate inning
this niggas the real deal

>>150568626
You're a d*dgers fan

impressive

cope on 'em, poodre!

>>150568626
falseflag

>>150568558
This is a cognitive dead-end. I will hate the Dodgers for as long as I live but at least they've proven they can get shit done when it actually matters, whereas the Padres invariably crumble. The point is to be better than those faggots - I have no interest in hearing "oh well the Doyers lost to bad teams, too"

Chadres are winning this.

screencap this so we can laugh at doyerfags later.

>first padres immaculate inning since 2002
grim

>>150568635
You're a d*dgers fan

just realized doyer vs poodre is a big rivalry because deep down its just self-hating chicanos projecting their self hatred onto their fellow chicanos

:3 u g u u

>>150568638
ChadresChad for life, bitch!

>>150568652
You're a d*dgers fan

>>150568622
>>150568628
>>150568637
Too Bad Shildt is retarded and still have Suarez as our closer and have this nigga bench for a whole week, only to be pitched when we're behind the lead lol impressive really.

>>150568653
You're a d*dgers fan

>>150568658
What's precious, medals? What's precious pedals medals?

>>150568665
You're a d*dgers fan

kek spics called out and seething as expected

>>150568669
At the very least hes meow using laureano

kek the favelanigger seething

>>150568688
i was fortunate that the lord made me a Chadres supporter. blessed is thee who wears the brown and gold!

when is Ohtani pitching again?

kek faveLAniggers seething

HOLY SHIT HOMER TO TIE THE GAME

>>150568684
>precious pedals medals

>>150568604
>>150568558

Fourth immaculate inning this year. Nasty Nestor also has one in his career.

>>150568704
Hear hear fellow Chadre! we'll have the last laugh today after we get the W.

jake got squeezed on that strike 2 call

>>150568652
aren't the doyers sub .500 against +.500 teams this year, despite a $500million payroll?

I think my DOYERS should hit a few dingers today!

OHTANI DINGER INCOMING

do poodrepacos really think they're going to win?

GAME TYING HOMER

>>150568754
No

shildt about to chimp out

Dodgers @ Padres will be FREE today on mlb.tv if you want to laugh at the doyerpacos when they lose today

Blackout restrictions apply

>ERMMMMM I DON'T SEE ANY DIRT EVEN THOUGH YOU LITERALLY COULD HEAR IT BOUNCE ON THE GROUND, STRIKE 3!!!!!
KILL THIS UMP NOW

>>150568761
retard

>>150568769
Based ump

chadres will win today

>>150568761
>Dodgers @ Padres

>>150568761
whoops
Dodgers @ Pirates will be FREE today on mlb.tv if you want to laugh at the doyerpacos when they lose today

Blackout restrictions apply

>>150568761
>Dodgers @ Padres
Retard

>>150568754
Nah, it would be nice but this is who they are. Chumps, would rather have El paso chihuahua playing lol

>>150568776
My catcher caught it though :@

>Diaz, Tatis, Arraez
there is a chance, but slim

OHTANI-SAN IS SICK AHHHHH

>>150568760
>>150568769
>>150568776
that was a correct call and the ump did quick investigating

No lead off springer dinger

why the fuck did they put Suarez in?

>>150568787
No way that's the actual name of a team

>>150568769
Umm sweetie, there was no dirt on the ball. It's not like the ump dusted off the ball first

strikeoutani

>>150568805
Theres also a team called trash pandas :>

>>150568794
arraez won't strike out i know that much!

>>150568750
strike out *

>>150568810
Okay now you're jesting

>>150568819
there's also a team called the space cowboys

why are minor league team names retarded

>>150568825
>that first pitch
kek nice "immaculate" inning

>>150568830
so are MLB team names, you're just used to them

>>150568825
This is unironically our WS

Laureano is a hero

Laureano daddy pls give me that massive cock te quiero carino <3

>>150568840
Takesies backsies? Yes yes? ^-^

>>150568830
We respect the chihuahuas here Chud!

For me, it's the Modest Nuts

>>150568270
That's odd, I don't see Volpe on that list anywhere

>>150568837
Maybe it's just the logos, if Detroit Tigers was a minor league team it would have some stupid angry cartoon tiger holding a bat

BAU BAU!

LET'S WALK IT OFF, CHADRES

>>150568860
At least wait till the game is over

>>150568860
Go away

>>150568830
sovlless post

>>150568877
???? What is that?

son of hall of famer billy wagner...

>>150568857
>>150568877
Biscuit Head til the day I die

>>150568883
Hop

>>150568833
problem?

>tatis gets on base
>arraez gidp

i saw that orioles pitcher touch something before grabbing that ball, HE'S CHEATING, TAKE HIM OUT UMPS!!!!

>>150568825
impressive desu

At least the game won't end on a K

>>150568914
Fuck off already

POODREPACOS THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE LMAO

>>150568914
>>150568873

UMPED

poodres lose, I guess my doggie doos are losing too

biebs <3

My Ace :)

>>150568927
No we didn't

>>150568895
Oh like a beer hop? I see it. Thankies

>>150568895
I love craft beer, nintendy, post hardcore music, ‘zilla films, the simpsons, and the ‘lot

KEK POODRES

well arraez didn't strike out tho

>>150568944
Your welcome and checked

how dare they allow us to dream!

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

Ggs Padres! <(^-^)> was fun actually and payback for last year.

>>150568532
>>150568565
>>150568626
>>150568653

KEK DOYERPACOS

>>150568945
It's a white person thing, you wouldn't get it

>>150568866
>>150568860
>>150568914
you lose spics
you learn your place as brown mongrel rapebabies

0HT4N1 N33DS T0 L0CK 1N

sheehan lost that duel

Yeah I am hatewatching the Doyers fuck you guys
>DOYERPACOS
KEK

>>150568825
>umps literally accounted for 1 strike out with the 2 checked and bad call out of the zone

>>150568838
>our
every game is a doyer world series, falseflagger

>>150568973
to me

dave roberts saw the padres lose and made the signal for sneedhan to give up a meatball

And now a homer. Umpshits deserve the rope

>>150568964
>replying to your own posts
kek

Womp Womp. GG Orioles, maybe this will get someone fired in the front office. Thanks for Laureano and Ohearn. I'm not mad at all, I'm just disappointed in these bums ass overpaid team.

>>150568964
kek poodrepacos never learn

the ump at the pirates game looks like a mouth breather

>>150568860
did I see panties?

>poodres lose
>doyerpacos behind too
KEK

>>150568750
little late but...

>>150568972
unironically kys

>>150568995
Honestly? I thought cano being sent out was our skipper wanting to lose that instead of wolfram, but luckily he decided not to suck eggs. :3 ggs fren

we still got it we still got it

>>150568955
GET HER

>>150568993
poodrespic cope kek

Gg Padres. Like seeing my Os win but feel a little bad they swept. Want to see Ramon and OHearn in October. I guess the Os got to sweep the Dodgers too now

>>150568387
>leave the millionaires alone!
Is that a CEO enriching my life with a product? Tax them to hell!
Is that a yummy in my tummy athlete playing sportsball? Leave him alone!

>>150568955
>>150569019

freddie :)

fweddie :3

>>150568532
>>150568565
>>150568626
>>150568653
KEK

Also you're welcome thanks for bateman, hightower an neighbors hopefully they do well.

fweddie :3

freddie :)

>>150569038
yummy in my tummy made me chuckle

>Buck comparing Santander to 2016 Schwarber
I appreciate the optimism, but it ain't gonna be that rosy. Dude could barely hit a beachball even before his injury.

Littel carving my jaysies up, stop it right now!!!

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>>150569057
What did you all do to him? He was super healthy with usall of a sudden one poutine meal and hes injured >-<

>>150568378
holy kekini

dodgers got something cooking

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>>150569074
He hurt his shoulder in spring training and our dumb manager let him play through the injury and made it worse.

>>150569078
I'm smelling some good >RISP

>>150568860
If we go down, you're coming down with us!

>>150569080
he's /nfl/'s problem now

ALEX CALL SIMULATED 15 SEASONS OF PITCHES IN VR TRAINING.

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GOOD CALL

dodgers REALLY got something cooking now

let's get something done

new nobletigers fan here

if youre happy and you know it clap your hands

>>150569080
Dodgers is so mid that there hasn't been any PRRT poodres posting lately. I guess we are on cease fire because we are both ASS.

Your submission was removed because it was in violation of Rule 2: Toxicity.

Don't kill our vibes. While reacting negatively to the team's performance is fine, overly aggressive toxicity (a.k.a. dooming) is not allowed and comments will be removed with a warning.

If your negative post or comment isn't grounded in reality, it is more likely to be removed ("We're gonna lose" when down by 3 in the 2nd inning vs in the 9th inning).

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the bieber meme is over

Just took a huge Shidt, how did my Padres do?

>>150569116
y-yes sir...

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>>150569115
I know I am
-dodger fan

Nobletiger happening

>GIDP
KEKINI

>>150569134
How I imagine that bird felt after randy threw to him o,o

>>150569133
Would

just don't swing stupid doyers

no... NO!!!

>they thought he was the next David Price

imagine getting outdueled by Zack Littell

kike plz

umpies carrying hard

kike PLEASE

>bases loaded
>no outs
>not a single run scored

>NOBLETIGER
the most RISPgers it ever could be

>>150569116
I didn’t know…

>First game on regular rest for Bieber and he's out of sorts
We're fucked

>RISPgers
OH NO NO NO NO KEK

FUCKING KIKE

>not a single Yak fan here to laugh at us

disappointing desu

we laughed too much at the poodres and now we're getting poodre'd...

You have to lose with us big bro. That's the rule ;)

Man I didn't know the pirates had all these cy young pitchers they are making the dodgers look really bad

at least we got his pitch count up i guess

kek doyerpacos

LGTSS

>doyers

>>150569181
I didn't laugh. we lost to the 2025 angels.

At least the Poodres lost

>>150568830
absolute shit take

>>150569192
I laughed

>>150569179
>>150569181
I didn’t laugh because I knew the dodgers were also gonna lose today

>>150569199
cool

Just saying, you don't know for sure Conforto would've blown that opportunity

Can we have literally one game without one of our pitchers totally imploding? Why are the reds scoring 8 runs a game on us?

>>150569193
this is like winning the WS to 2025 nufundies

Pour one out for the Bieber experiment

>>150569207
okay conforto

>DOYERPACOS
GET FUCKED KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>150569185
>>150569176
>>150569175
>>150569167
We both going to be at Cancun in October, I'll get the barbie and Margherita started.

>>150569208
But Pete Walker said everything was fine...

kek doyerbrowns

>>150569216
fuck yeah cya there 2hu friend

we still got it we still got it

phew at least the red sox are getting destroyed too

good luck Jints, it's up to you to save the NL West's reputation

what if... every team stalled at ~80 wins. HAHAHAHAHA

kekkkk

how much longer until mettiejetties

Dodgers are so fucking shit right now it's unbelievable

>whites 2
>browns 0

DOYERS ARE LOSING GET IN HERE POODRECHADS!!!!!

>>150569271
holy SOVL

>race wars starting in every baseball thread

stop fighting and be friends

>>150569278
>thinking the mariners will keep themselves competitive by then
I'm sorry brother...

>>150569271
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IM@S

>>150569256
they're saving their energy for october, trvst the plan....

>2 of the big 3 of browns have already lost
>3rd is losing

>>150569278
we're in a mid-off right now.

>>150569279
We're dealing with an /int/ proxy spammer and a bunch of newfags replying to him.

this is a sad way for all the best teams to go out

>>150569256
chop on brotha

pierats fans thought that was gone lol

>>150569279
they shit up the thread with tranime/vtumors and posting like retarded children so i'll use the best weapon there is - reminding them that they are brown shitskin spics

plus i'm trying to get argies all rangebanned lol

Please sir, this is too many Springer dinger. I simply cannot handle any more

>>150569279
It’s Alejandro Chikaner NEET sperging out like usual. He got gaped yesterday
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150552666/

doggies/astros/padres/mariners are actual geniuses. they're waiting until the 20th to get hot

Jays need to score 10 runs to have a shot with this pitching

THEY HACKED THE PITCHCOM!

>tfw no rape baby indio or moorberian in my bloodline
can you say the same, muttifornia chicano?

>>150569340
they'd only do that to help the mets win

today is the day the sir anthony redemption arc begins

>>150569357
He doesn't need a redemption arc, he's been our best reliever for a while now.

why are vtumor fans so ugly

>>150569250
lost AVT for the season again. Nothing ever changes.

>>150569372
genetics

>pinch hitting with 2 outs in the third

This reeks of desperation

ITFCB

ITFMB

>>150569398
they're not even playing yet you fucking spic animal

bases loaded again for the dodgers

>LET'S GO DODGERS
>LET'S GO DODGERS
That's a loud pirates fan ;)

doggies leave em' loaded for entertainment purposes

Alejandro seething kek

Bieber looks like himself again, what the hell happened last inning.

ROUND 2

THEY DID IT AGAIN

HOLY SHIT GRAND SLAM

>DOYERPACOS
KEK

which game shall i watch in 5 minutes?

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why the FUCK can't we score some runs with bases loaded

this was confortos fault btw

KEK DOGGIE DOS

>>150569440
Royals-Angels

>taking out your best hitter in the 3rd inning for Dalton Rushing
dave roberts has already punted this game lol

LOCK THE FRICK IN TEAM!

kek doggie doos

KEK THEY CHOKED IT

>3 pitch inning
off to a great start

Pls don’t bully my son!

>>150569414
fuck yeah bro dodgers just playin mind games

streameast was killed. how did that affect u

>>150569179
You crashed out about my Yankees when we weren't even playing the other day, kek.

>>150569464
who?

>>150569452
kek

kek

>Shane Bieber
>fell for it again award

>>150569471
he did get a hit

>>150569471
based. they dont pay rushing to type. dump that shit in chatgpt like a real chad

>>150569466
Toronto down 5-0

Boston down 7-0 at home

Yankees start in 50 minutes. Let’s go!

VARSHOW

Varsho is insane at hitting low breaking balls

>>150569407
let's al relax

>>150569474
You're a little late yaktard

kirku

KIRKY BLAST OFF

>>150569486
>Toronto down 5-0
It's 5-3 now, thanks for the reverse jinx

>>150569495
That’s my son! Pls be nice to him!

btw it's 5-3 now :)

yep, easy sweep, gg rays

it's fucking OVER PLEASE KILL ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I enjoy hatewatching the Doyers :)

>>150569535
Damn

>>150569533
CUT MY LIFE IN PIECEEEESSS...

I think the dodgers should score some runs

>>150569535
>best bullpen in the mlb
Sux kek

>>150569557
I think they shouldn't

hows kirsten looking today?

J RE TARDMUTO

>>150569560
perfect, as always

Dodgers deserve to lose this game

they're coming back, activate the umpball

ump giveth
ump taketh away

>>150569563
JT > Cal

I THINK THE MARINERS SUCK!

Bieber is still our ace, disregard that 2nd inning

There isn't a snowball's chance in hell this team makes the postseason.

>>150569486
Mindfucking Framber Valdez is a step in the right direction.

>tfw the Ms bros are also Ns bros…
tough day to be an N tho tbqh

>>150569575
cal is dh today

>>150569588
not with THAT attitude

>>150569588
No lefty who can pull the ball? Just use the porch magick.

>>150569372
Hey Anon, we're going to Yankee Stadium. Want to join us?

>>150569569
oh no... anyways

O'HOPPE FINALLY CAUGHT SOMEONE STEALING

nu
>>150569604
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>>150569604
>>150569604
NEW

recycle
>>150560086
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>>150569619
Don’t reply to Alejandro Chikaner

>>150568034
Nobody cares about AAA.

this doesn't seem like nu

>>150569623
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>>150569625
which one?

>>150569535
give him another chance