Thread 150584025

respectful and janny-compliant thread

>>150584025 (OP)
>rags

boobies

reminder

>>150584077
Aww theyre dancing :)

>>150584088
>the 3rd jerseys are supposed to glow in the dark
Gary, you mad genius

>>150584088
/krak/

first for Mac the Moose

>>150584077
Is this before or after the last time Canada won a Stanley cup?

>>150584120
He belongs in Maine

>>150584173
why did you roll over and let bud have his way with you unopposed?

>>150584088
>>150584097
sorry lads, there's been a last-minute change to the logo

>>150584215
Neat

>>150584166
1987 world juniors. Canada and USSR got kicked out of the tourney for starting a bench clearing brawl. They turned off the lights and when they turned them back on they were still fighting lmao.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwTP5yVL3rw

>>150584187
Saskatchewan forever

>>150584088
It's alright, too close to the normal home jersey for me, but glow in the dark is cool.

xheattle
low-t capital of north america

>>150584215
I genuinely, unironically can not process what made CRACKER BARREL think a sleek minimalist rebrand was a good idea

>>150584302
bold of you to assume that there was any thinking going on

>>150584077
Pierre Turgeon sat on the bench like a little bitch

>>150584277
Home is Navy
This thing is black, so the glow-in-the-dark stuff comes out more
Plus, the sleeve stripes are different, and the red comes out far better on this one

>>150584097
I will buy the jersey

I want the Xheattle Dickgirls """fans"" to leave

>>150584088
lmao why are they calling it a kit? this isn't soccerball

>>150584374
>Home is Navy
>This thing is black
on TV, the "navy" jerseys are fucking indistinguishible from black

>>150584394
how often are you going to have the opportunity to buy a gimmicky glow in the dark NHL branded jersey, ffs? Hopefully not often
>bargain of a lifetime, Gary, great job... good effort

when do >we get a good jersey

>>150584414
Seattle, is my one-word answer to your question
>>150584444
checked

>>150584444
4 years from now, digits confirm

>>150584402
too bad

zero percent chance the lames make the ploffs kwab

>>150584427
thoughts on your loss to mitch, who is taller than you?

did you guys play silksong yet btw the new kraken jersey is gay go knights

>>150584681
I didn't care for HK so I'm not interested in picking up silksong

>>150584681
cope the new kraken jersey is cool and your knights are shit, copey
or, rather, your knights are marner
complete and utter marner

>>150584716
skill issue
>>150584724
we don't call those that here

>marner retentive
gross

copey and trb are best friends and that makes me sick. imagine counting a sean higgins supporter as a friend. absolutely disgusting

>>150584981
lmao what a dumb piece of marner

I fuckin hate football.

I forgot to bring a towel to the gym today so I had to wipe myself off in the sauna :(

>>150585334
Well, this is the place for you then

>>150585104
copey won
trb lost and was raped
they are not the same

>>150585382
do you contest the allegations? >>150585388

>>150585388
based and true how was your day buddy

>>150584402
They're forever part of the mountain alliance

>>150585451
trannyfed drew under half a milly

>>150584444
checked. soon

>>150585388
>talking about himself in the third person, desperately trying to make himself feel like a winner
starting to think that trb isn't the only one who's raped

>first play of the season
>some dude is immediately injured
Did i mention i hate football

>while they are waiting for the injured player to be carted off some dude gets tossed for spitting in the quarterbacks face
Chimp sport

>>150585507
KWAB

I won't let my future sons play football, it's too dangerous

>>150586181
you should sign them up for ballet

the only ballet guy i knew was an unbearable faggot because of how much pussy he crushed

very offensive existence

>>150586680
>an unbearable faggot
much like trb

lads do you prefer soft white or warm white leds
I had to get a new desk lamp cause my ~15 year old one finally crapped out and it uses the wrong one and I'm trying to figure out if it's something i'll get used to or not

I have overhead lighting

>>150587149
I like soft light since I use my lamp at night

>>150587149
soft for detail-oriented stuff like your office
warm is for gathering spaces like the living room

>>150587192
something broke in my fan's light fixture a long time ago and I never bothered fixing it since I get natural light in the day anyway

>>150587149
2500k with a wide emission band

>>150587273
I have like 6 overhead lights and they all dim so i just turn them on and off depending on how much and where i want the light coming from

>>150586181
I played 13 years of football and was sentenced to a life on planet retard with no parole

I have no video games to play

>>150587447
Did they give you a star on Retard Boulevard?

>>150587473
create a player in chel

>>150587537
I get board of chel really fast

>>150587473
load up a 32x emulator and play kolibri

>>150587473
want to play pokemon showdown with me?

>>150586181
I won't let my future sons play football, it's too black

No thanks I guess I'll just play dead or alive for 6 hours

>>150587783
no need to tell us your goon schedule

>>150587780
I'm not sure what their fall sport will be. I've already decided that they're doing hockey and lacrosse

I guess I'm gonna have to play Shenmue but I dont really wanna

>>150584444
When the team moves back to Hartford

>>150587924
I picked up DiRT 2.0 and my racer guy is killing it

playing didn't ask simulator 2026

>>150588574
Not seeing this one on the app store all i see is youll shutup and listen simulator

>>150588744
This afghan kush I got yesterday is great

>>150588744
>>150588830
bud ravaged your asshole and you didn't even lift a finger

>>150588857
hi, Mitch, how the fuck are you? That's great, go fuck yourself

>>150588574
offseason /hoc/ is a blogging general

Kek tbg bringing the heat

>>150588918
>blogging/shitposting

>>150588979
trb really could have used that heat during the chilly easter evening of 2022

Mitch, Copey and Stephen?
yeah they all won
rapey and dylan?
lost

>>150588987
>>150589692
what made you write bud1 and admit to being gay on an exposed stud?

>>150589812
how did trb sr react to you vandalizing one of his exposed studs?

Does Skinner actually have a shot at playing for Canada in Milan? He believes so

>>150589889
zero reason to expect anyone other than binnington unless he has a catastrophic season

>>150589880
marchand posting on /hoc/

>>150589948
Pretty much

no Wolfie no watchie
simple as

>>150589959
actually that's mitch funny how two manlets have a similar name tho

>>150589963
You guys need a better goalie pool

>>150590002
It's been a growing problem for years. Canadian kids don't want to play goalie anymore, not even the french ones. They all want to be Mitch Marner.

I'm actually 5'8

>>150590093
you're a foot taller than trb

>>150590000
Checked

>>150590086
canada needs to attract autists back into hockey

>>150590127
no wonder bruce left boston

>>150590093
I could stand up tittyfuck you
or check you in the head with my breezers

uh oh angry abdul is back

>>150590205
I always stand up on my toes and bear hug guys who are significantly taller than me

>>150590205
forgot about your loss to bud again? you couldn't do shit trb

>>150590309
isn't that the faggot that got heem'd

>>150590339
trb isn't a dallas fan

Kek here, this is much better

>>150590379
you were adamant that playoff goals counted towards regular season records

>>150584088

They're glow-in-the-dark for every man child Seattle fan

Honestly, I don't know why they need to be glowing in the dark. They could just use the Light from their Nintendo switch 2

bud + 1 = trb

Seattle Shit Abyss

I doubt there's a single person in Seattle I couldn't absolutely HEEM

>>150590624
because of subnautical bioluminescence, dude
> Haven't you ever watched a documentary about the Mariana Trench before? No? What are you watching now?

>>150590840
unfunny raped retard

>>150590709
jen =3

>>150590840

thank you for giving a fun well thought out response

based solely on home/away jerseys, thirds or other alts shant be considered

>>150591101
https://www.nhl.com/kraken/fans/third-jersey

Honestly, it was all Gary's idea...

>>150591202
honestly you lost to bud, mitch, and lil 'rito

>>150591173
okay pete

today, i met somebody who said they are from the swedish speaking part of finland and when asked where that was they said aland. this is the closest ive ever come to meeting a finnish person irl.

>>150591258
Neat

>>150591258
I once saw a man in a Suomi jersey at an nhl game. I wish I had approached him about it

frankly I don't enjoy the thread when rapey is posting

Ok i git high as shit and gonna see what this shenmue is all about ill report back in a couple of hours

>>150591762
copy

>>150591838
The last Seinfeld episode aired after Canada won their latest Stanley Cup

>>150591869
seinfeld was on TV for like six years after canada stopped being relevant

>>150591838
>>150591924
thoughts on losing to a burrito and getting put on welfare as a result?

>>150591898
Pierre Poilievre said today that Prime Minister Mark Carney had a "Seinfeld Summer; he didn't to anything".

lot of little bones in this fish

>>150591173
Move flames and blues up. Move flyers and canadians down

>>150592016
nobody cares about those grifters

>>150591869
The last Canadian cup was won before the first episode of Friends aired

>>150592016
>Pierre Poilievre sai-
Don't care

Why don't North Americans name their kids Harvey anymore? The last NHL player named Harvey was Harvey Bennett in 1979.

>>150592509
No one wants to name their kind after a burger chain

>>150592509
Why give them old English names when we can name them shit like Dylan, Hunter, Cody, Brady and Mackenzie

>>150592509
harveys makes your hamburger, its a beautiful thing

>>150592509
Harvey is coming back because Americans love Harvey Weinstein [citation needed]

Ya alright it looks like I dug too deep in the vault for with this Shenmue game I'm not feeling it at all I guess I will try and play Chel for the first time in years.

I've got 16 (Toews) 17 (Taresenko+2016 World Cup) or 19 (Subban+200+ Legends including Wayne Gretzky. I bought 19 but never really played, im wondering if I can make a custom team with all legends.

>>150592509
name fashions are driven by the annoying kids you knew when you were ten and therefore runs on a 25-30 year cycle

huomenta

>>150593439
that's the shenmue 2 experience

>>150593640

k

>>150593640
Winnipeg is not a hockey city. They have to beg people to go to the games.

KWABoys lost

>>150593875
retard

huomenta except the opposite

>>150593948
They don't go to Jets games. Not a hockey town.

>>150593995
Point to your city on the table

>>150593948
>-1605
>-653
>-2258 combined
yet another reason why Albertans should stfu

remember when the jets couldn't sell out the western conference championship in the smallest arena in the league KWAB

WRESTLEFAGGOTS obssesed with attendance numbers

>>150594014
>Still doesn't go to Jets games.
>Still not a hockey ream.
More people go to Blue Jackets games. The Jets will leave Winnipeg again.

Ok. I've settled on NHL 19. I like the mix of players in that game better than 17. My project for the next few hours is to construct a roster full of sick players to take on one of the preset Legends teams, or depending on how easy this is, will make 2 custom rosters full of sick players. Put on some sips, it's gonna be a long night.

>In the 2015 Stanley Cup Playoffs, the Jets hosted the Western Conference Quarterfinals (not the Final) against the Anaheim Ducks.
>Games 3 and 4 at the then‑MTS Centre (now Canada Life Centre) sold out in less than five minutes

>>150593948
I was gonna list the cities with a lot of games played and zero points but it's not interesting, obviously it's just places that only had a goalie.

Barry, Wales (Wilf Cude), Newport News, VA (Scott Darling, military family that moved around, not a Real Sunbelter), and probably a ton of tiny Canadian hamlets where they shut down the mill in the 1930s

>>150594020
Cope Calgary carried team Canada at 4 naysh

>>150594055
it's wrestlechads

Impossible to find roster lists for nhl 19

What the fuck is the NHL doing? Why didn't they drop (bury) the news about the rapists suspension lifting during American handegg opening night? Gory Buttman and his stooge Boll Daily must be losing their touch. Time to replace both I think.

logging into silksong

Which team should I customize? Flames or Islanders?

>>150594427
Odds flames
Evens islanders

>zero
KWAB. Neither is is then.

>>150594455
0 is even though

>>150594494
Zero is not a real number.

Anyways, apparently I have a save file from this game from Dec 23 2022, and I already have 4 custom teams ready to go. I'm going to go check the archives and find out if I was posting about it before I even look at them.

>>150594521
Its an odd number desu

this is the year of the bulju

Kek this made me laugh pretty sure I posted it anyways fuck chel you guys are boring.

>>150594455
kek

>>150594166
the toranna boys won it in overtime

>>150584025 (OP)
bud1

>>150594550
>Dec 23 2022
i was happy then :(

>>150594772
I wasnt. Which is probably why Ive already done this. I found my own posts from when I originally did this. Very cringe. I'm playing 1 game of Chel with a team I made back then and then uninstalling.

>>150594762
Makar was on the ice too tho!

0 is an even number. 0/2 = an integer.

>>150594818
Wait Point was too
Calgary really did carry. Told u

>>150594835
Lol retard. Its everyone knows its odd

>>150594818
based allstar game enjoyer

>>150594856
Based non sore loser fren

>>150593875
I'm pretty sure Gary pays homeless people to fill up those arenas. It won't matter after their 2029 relocation to San Antonio though

McJesus will be traded to the Kings. Time is a flat circle.

>>150595095
Gretzky was traded with 4 cups in his pocket kwab

>>150594851
we dont sign our posts here

I've decided that McMeme is actually NOT him

Stuff the wagie into the cagie

>>150595208
ref is like:
>how about I give you a knuckle sandwich

>>150595257
why not a smile?

reminder

Hello Mr Bettman. Please consider give Toronto a second NHL hockey club

I found a copy of NHL 98 at a second hand store for $8, should I pick it up?

>>150595301
The Scarborough Browns

>>150595282
oh cool, a dime

>>150595282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76bqmKhvYME

>>150595301
Biz here do what he says Gary and no fuckin salary cap this time

>>150595392
Based,
For me its going on the Bluenose 2 in Lunenburg

>>150595302
For what system

>>150595459
PlayStation 1

>>150595208
>getting made fun of by duthtin brown by all people
ngmi

just took another sticky marner
it left a smear along the side of the fortress

>>150595601
you what

>>150595640
you know exactly what, quit coping

>>150595651
we don't cope here

I cope sometimes desu

>>150595665
How come

I miss the Coyotes, the had such dope jerseys and were perfect as an underdog team.

>>150595748
Life sucks sometimes. Particularity when my Flames don't win the cup

>>150595937
life sucks 95% of the time

Epicurus was on to something when he said everyone should just hang out with friends in communes

Every NHL stadium should have a homeless guy in a trash can at the main gate

Wordle in 4

First round of worldle in 2

just bought a new PC for almost $3k

I'D DO ANYTHIIIIIIIIIIING
JUST TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS
TO TRY TO MAKE YOU LAUGH
CAUSE SOMEHOW I CAN'T PUT YOU IN THE PAST
I'D DO ANYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
JUST TO FALL ASLEEP WITH YOU
WILL YOU REMEMBER ME
CAUSE I KNOW I WON'T FORGET YOU

>>150597438
why didnt you build it yourself?

>>150597536
that's what I will be doing
that was the cost of the parts

lanny :)

>>150597515
haha i saw that on /r/redscarepod too

>>150598176
Imagine the nubjobs

my pc + all peripherals + all equipment is somewhere around $40 - $50k, the base pc is about $20k approx and all i use it for is collecting various loli images and posting on /hoc/
get on my level

>>150598176
She only has one hand. Why does she even need two burgers?

>>150598176
>brown male hand
land of the freeeee

>>150598360
>brownoids can only bag fatties and cripples
This is bad why?

>>150598360
she's australian

ban fighting

legislate hugging

mandate gf

>>150598358
wow, tech is that expensive in calgary? crazy

ded thread
ded sport
ded swedes

ded gimmick

>>150595967
It's the little things that help us live

Ashley Messier Leadership Award

A cup of Tim Hortons, made at home with my Scotiabank Brewmaster (Trudeau limited edition)

The jannies here are probably buffalo sabres fags

>>150598358
based

>>150598483
>hugs you

>>150598917
Retard

>>150598979
Skinner wants to believe in himself

>>150599036
Classic retard behavior

>>150598917
well it's more realistic than thinking he'll win a cup at least

>>150599060
JEN

>>150599053
that's a good deal but i don't need that much soda

>>150599081
In alberta they pour the soda on top of the pizza

I got a heat rash from the sauna :(

>>150599053
$13.73 USD not bad. Is their pizza any good?

Look at all the options mcdavid has for free agency!
>oilers
>Leafs
>Rangers
Wow thank you salary cap you really have helped the NHL stop super teams!

>>150599129
>sauna
is that the name of the Indian guy you went on a date with

>>150599426
All the pointless shoving after a goalie freezes the puck

>>150599426
open ice hits

>>150599730
Keep your head up, pussy

my socks have kitties on them :3 go flames

Calgary has traded away as many conn smythe winners as 2nd round games won since 2004

*Connecting*

>>150600424
My Islanders were owned by a conman

>>150600455
jlmi

>>150600455
Who the fuck mentioned the islanders

>>150600493
He did just now

>>150600517
And there's zero relationship at all to what was said.

Hey guys did you know Tampa Bay was owned by the Yakuza? Now wasn't that crazy? Oh wow the NHL had a team in Atlanta too? Crazy NHL lore! I heckin love the hughes brothers too

>>150599730
>>150600455
>>150600537
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pAMK2p-HIY

>>150600537
Marty biron wore number zero

>>150599426
scoring when my team is down

>>150600537
Some would argue your original post had zero relationship to what was being said

>>150600537
holy fucking worked kwab

>>150600577
Isn't wacky heckin crazy?! By the way ban fighting ban hitting I want to make yaoi fanfictions of the hughes brothers

>>150600424
>fumes
kwab

I made sure to put pickles on my bison burger

I like some femcel literature so maybe I should also read thousands of stories about NHL players having gay sex with their teammates and see what that does to my brain

>>150599112
I heard they salt their watermelons

>I, JUST WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIIIGHT
>AND JORDAN EBERLE DAY

>>150600748
you ever eat a slice of watermelon that's been sitting in the fridge too long and it tastes weirdly salty? that's the nastiest shit imaginable, I can't imagine doing it on purpose.

>>150600732
Give us a report on the books about McDavid fucking Draisaitl

How will the McDavid Extension Crisis end?

>>150600777
checked

recommend me a scary movie for tn, bros

>>150600882
With him in Florida or Nevada

>>150600777
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/

>>150600931
possibly Texas

>>150600896
the second one

>>150584025 (OP)
WOW what sport is this? ill watch

>>150600955
GESCHÄFTSIDEE
Kombinieren Sie die Filme Orgazmo und Basketball und kreieren Sie eine neue, nicht jugendfreie Sportart

just signed up for the fantasy /hoc/ league

someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve

>>150600777
This is epic!

*flashes chat*

>cut dudes throat open
And then everyone clapped

>>150601175
pucks on net

>>150601069
sick picture bro

When someone asks me what this is all about, it’s two losses in a row in the Finals, and he can’t freakin stand it. It makes him crazy.

Is Mcdavid likely? No

Is it possible? Yes

1) The leafs forward core of Matthews (27), Nylander (29), Knies (22), is younger than the Oilers with Draisaitl (29), RNH (32), Hyman (33). Not to mention Cowan starting this year.

2) For defense, the Leafs Dcore is very solid, but aging. But their top prospects after Cowan are all Dmen. Not to mention, they will have tons of cap space to go after any top Dmen free agents going forward.

3) Mcdavids' first season of his next contract is the 2026/27 season. That year onward, the Leafs are only missing 3 draft picks. The 2027 1st & 3rd, and 2028 4th. Other than that, they have all their picks.

4) The Leafs have very good goaltending locked up for term. Where Edmonton doesn't even have good goaltending figured out now.

5) As the cap continues to expand, fewer and fewer teams will be able to spend to the full cap every year. But that won't be a concern for Toronto.

Now that the dust has settled, why did McBust flee soilers for kongs?

>>150601300
>the Leafs Dcore is very solid
lafftards are still delusional, I see

>>150601324
she D on my core until I solidly Leaf

>>150601305
Lauren Kyle wanted to build her next evil house in a sufficiently evil city

krak'd my pants rn

>>150601277
raped

>>150601393
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>150600882
by the most boring way possible. the NHL way.

'eads

>Lane Hutsons dad is pissed that his son was snubbed off team USA's preliminary roster
Bill Guerin is a fucking moron.

>>150601462
>>
JLMI

>>150601462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAeP7WPqp-M

XD le TRB logo spam so funny!

>>150601490
why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?

radulov just scored btw

Better than expected desu

>>150601550
>2-1
*sips* yep, now that's REAL hockey

>>150601580
2-2 now
My Ingos are doing goood now
Austen keating and Sam Ruopp

remove the salary cap

>>150601601
That would fix all of My Islanders problems
>I don't believe that, but one can hope...
[]

marner brb

>>150601617
why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?

Can you guys tell me about Brett brochu
He doesn’t seem all too confident to me

>>150601617
you do realized the just like my islanders poster is the kid that raped you right

The Most Dangerous Gary

>>150601640
Brochu was a pokemon

t. caught them all

I like Meowth because he's a cat :))

>>150601839
for me, it's haunter

Animal fighting is illegal in the 1st world

>>150601815
You mean Raichu?

Gooooooal

pietta sounds like a type of cheese

Breddy gud

>>150601946
Now you say it, yeah

I didn’t expect >us to score five

europoors OUT

More like Quebec asses

Incredibly rude

Only 4 to go

the german mind always goes straight to shit

Fun fact
The German word for ace is Ass

>>150600986
very polite of you to address me in such a formal manner. I see this is a very upright and gentlemanly thread.

>>150602029
Going to five guys and asking them for a "spornberger"

fun fact
the /hoc/ word for shit is marner

>>150602251
True

How often is a defender the topscorer after a full season in the nhl?

there is a fucking yellow jacket nest in my basement

>>150602304
https://www.eliteprospects.com/league/nhl/stats/1974-1975

Bobby Orr led the league in his last full healthy season (obviously points, not goals). That might be the only one, I would figure it's really rare for a defenseman to even lead a team in scoring.

From fucking around for a minute I could find Keith Yandle did it at least once (his numbers there weren't as good as I thought, but the Coyotes had no stars and played slop-puck even when they were decent), and Karlsson was up 101 to 67 on the Sharks second highest scorer in his Norris season

Roses are red,
Hutson is a faggot.
Hasb are shit,
So's laffs.

>"I've put everything I have into my career. You only get one chance to do it and to do it right. And that leads to taking your time with it."
>Connor McDavid on contract talks with the Oilers.
Lmao he's leaving

Why be in Alberta?

im /hoc/'s daddy

>>150602662
which team is he joining lads? digits confirm

>>150601550
So when are going to go to an irl game?

Sorry I had to cradle my daughter back to sleep, I’m back now

>yes, sign my old junior coach as my head coach
>yes, sign my old agent as team president
>yes Leon my bets friend, sign a long term contract with the Edmonton Oilers
>bye

>>150602940
Next week against Iserlohn, why?

>>150602920
That's the problem: Where can McDavid even join that can both afford him and provide him a better Cup winning chance than Edmonton has?

>>150602486
>score a point

>>150603017
In 2026 - lgbtning and fagass

>>150603017
Rapehawks

McDavid will extend before Christmas

But if he doesn't, he'll leave for Dallas or Carolina

>>150602920
Florida Panthers.
>Final year of Bobrovsky's $10m
>dump Marchand to the laffs
They could easily make it work if he wanted to.

>>150603144
>dump Marchand to the laffs
a fitting end for the fucking rat
I don't care how many cups he has, if he has to spend his last years on the fucking leafs then I can rest easy

>>150603144
>>150603186
>marchard with a full nmc accepting a trade to the laffs
retard armchair gms

>>150602944
But both German and Swiss hockey as a whole would be better off with reducing the number of imports allowed in the DEL and NL.

Especially now when the new AHL rules is in place that doesn't allow players with too many pro games to play in the AHL. Many North Americans that will count as veterans in these new rules will have to go to Europe now.

>>150602944
She won’t sleep :(

>>150603131
>carolina
Fuckign why

>>150602944
Nice larp
/hoc/ posters are incels

>>150603261
I don’t think 8 is that many desu, but I could live with 6 or 7 I guess

>>150603261
Some Herman teams recruit young guns from the echl too, you think that will be trickier then?

this is the year

>>150603320
that really doesnt represent the nhl's top demographic

>>150603416
cute asian girls in flames shirts

>>150603416
I don’t follow the nhl tho

>>150603402
shall root for you to do well as long as you're okay with getting heem'd when you run into us in the conference final

>>150603324
Personally I think 6 is too many. That's the top pairing and 4 out 6 in the top 6 forwards that can be imports. I think it's better to give incentives to young German players that those positions are possible.
>>150603394
The ECHL has already have veteran rules in place for some years now.

>>150603416
Femcels who think mitch marner is hot

>>150603627
reporting in

>>150603641
I'll be your boyf

>>150603612
Don’t you think playing with top players from other nations gives the Germans a bit of a boost?
Every team must play at least three Germans under 23

>>150602963
Based have fun! :)

should i buy a sharter fart sweater before the prices go back up again

>>150603402
hopefully the goblin's been tuned up a bit

>>150603017
>a better Cup winning chance than Edmonton
Edmonton is only a cup contender because of Mcdavid.

>>150603795
In isolated cases, perhaps. In the big picture, I don't see the needle moving much.

I said europoors OUT

pretty much

>>150603918

k

>>150602088
no. what are u gonna do about it

>>150603926
I see hmm
It’s a discussion that’s actually going on after every World Cup, but I doubt anything is going to change
The del2 has a pretty limited foreigner cap of 3 (I think, maybe 4)
So most of the talent start their professional carreer down there anyways

I’m off to bed now /hoc/
Nighty night

>>150604076
>gpg leader not on list
Odd

girl i'm front of in lecture me has a flames wallpaper. what do?

>>150604338
AWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO at her

>>150604338
ask him his name

>>150604410
rude

>>150604077
Ya man you think draisitl and nugent hopkins are carrying that team to the finals.

You now remember a time when people discovered hockey by playing NHL games.

When is Gary going to step in and make sure EA can't hurt the sport anymore than they've already have?

>>150603627
The nhl needs to capitalize on the popularity of hockey romance novels

>>150604609
These people buy the game year after year despite knowing the single player experience degrades every year and the focus is entirely on HUT and milking pay pigs and whales. They have no one to blame but themselves, it's been this way for over a decade now.

>>150604338
Ask her out for coffee

>>150604338
What’s she look like

>browsing 4chan and ogling girls during lecture
Anon is never gonna make it

>>150604580

ok

>>150604338
Wait for her to say something then say “just like my islanders”

>>150604764
idk I could only see the back of her head. Had long brown hair. Her wallpaper was of a flames player but I couldn't decipher who it was. Next class i'll get more recon. Boys: this could be it.

>>150604764

don cherry

>>150604877
better be hoobs or else

>>150604877
What if it was wolf you wouldn't have a chance

>>150604877
it could be a siren trying to lure you to your demise

>>150604916
>It's dube

>>150604960
alright yeah that's getting based

I want to try something, /hoc/frens. spread some positivity.
post your team and post a team (or at least a fanbase) you respect
I'll start
>canes
>flames

>>150604862
Hey man do you want to have a hockey discussion or do you just want to keep being a passive aggressive little faggot and giving one letter answers to replies to a post that YOU made?

I mean I already know the answer, you make a hockey post and then act like a complete bitch when somebody actually replies to it, but ya go ahead and reply K to this post again.

>>150605023
k

chambers is bubblin'

Don't even get me started on this little 18 year old university shit anon. It's fuckin day 1 of your new life and you've already decided to spend your time shitnposting on 4chan during lecture and planning to stalk a girl you dont have the balls to talk to. Get your priorities straight, you ( actually your parents) paid for you to get an education, not shit post on 4chan. Jannies do it for free, your paying to do it now. Wake the fuck up because nobody is going to tell you that.

>>150604817
How’s he going to make honor roll if he doesn’t pay attention?

>>150604991
San Jose Sharks legend Carey Price

>>150605021
Thanks fren good luck to your canes
Positive posting is based

Just dropped a tremendous fucking marner that’s been brewing and fermenting in my bussy all day

>capchca: hpw0k

>>150604991
I told /hoc/ a week and a half ago this was going to happen and people called me retarded. Looking at you Sweden.

>>150605021
>my canes

>my habbies

>>150605176
People called me retarded because I said a dog can play hockey

>>150604338
>>150604877
ask her if her name is senorita awesome

Let
Him
COOK

>>150604991
Carey price is still in AA, how’s he going to play?

>>150604338
next class you wait until the lecture is over, take a long time packing your stuff up, wait for the room to clear out or drop something next to her seat if it's not emptying and then

>>150605094
Great post but don’t forget joining a frat and clubs. I really regret not rushing

Makar's parents house have a Canadian flag now.
Makar coming home status: confirmed

>>150605021
>ruins
>kitties

got two free cans of zynnies when I bought my darts
God is Good

>>150605347
zary sucks

>>150605587
>>

>>150605638
why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?

grier could have gotten a hell of a lot more back for a $10.5m cap dump than a fucking fifth

>>150605746
Loser

>>150605360
it's a cap management trade. San Jose is under the cap floor, Price is 10m on the cap, but only has 2m left to pay (his last bonus was paid on Sept 1st), and it's the insurance paying it anyway. Habs were over the cap and would waste a LITR spot on Price again. Now they're under 4m and have space to trade

>>150604267
>era babby
>retire young like a pussy babby
>unable to pass babby

Even

>>150605765
why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?

Mitch the Bitch should keep his eyes on the road instead of pestering others with asinine questions
>don't wanna get that licensed revoked, do ya, Mitchell?
>the bus is a scary place

>>150605864
do playoff rapes count as regular season rapes too?

>>150606053
?!?

>>150606053
chat is this true

>>150606066
https://www.adn.com/sports/hockey/2025/09/03/anchorages-scott-gomez-is-first-alaskan-named-to-us-hockey-hall-of-fame/

>>150606053
But which type of water ice is it?

trb is extra bubblin' this evening

>>150606073
I'll ask chatgpt

>>150606065
Bud raped you kwarb

>>150606080
too bad for swayman

>>150606083
AI slopping his Mitch imagine lmao kwarb

>>150606102
Is that mitchs grandfather

>>150606053
Gary should use heavy water to reduce refrigeration costs.

1237 consecutive days of being called the raped bitch is enough to make any man bubble uncontrollably

32 days until the nhl returns

>>150605021
canes
krak

>>150606123
I did the math, and it would cost the NHL $142,694,500 to fill just one rink with heavy water
> Someone else can provide you with figures from the municipal sources, but I'm certain it's less to let the city fill your rink with regular water

>>150606032
Why the fuck did he post this lmao

>>150606345
raped retard

>>150606435
You're trying too hard, raped bitch

>>150606679
Damn bro, what type of guy do I have to be to get a piece of ass like that, fuck.

>>150606679
>sniffs

>>150606774
If you don't speak French just give up.

>>150606834
Yzerplan status?

>>150605021
avs
habs

Went to a subway in quebec and the sandwich maker said my french was cute
>mignon

>>150606934
>>150606934
>>150606934