Thread 150598729

Coach

>the Filthadelphia Faggots couldn't go 5 seconds of game time without an injury and an ejection
KWAB
Niggles missing the playoffs

First for Joe Flacco makes ya seethe

• Most playoff wins of all time in 20s

• Most Superbowl MVPs of all time in 20s

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• Most division titles of all time in 20s

• Never missed championship round in 20s

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college

• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s

• Most pass TDs of all time in playoffs in 20s!

• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs

>>150598737
still seething about the win?

Do you think people don't like Hurts because he is not flashy and boring to watch? He just plays solid football. Keep the ball safe. Dink, dunk, and run when you have the chance. A few deep balls per game.

>>150598734
He's actually underrated, because most people think he's overrated.

>>150598737
>they're now arguing Dak should have been ejected as well for spitting on the ground 4 yards away
Just an embarrassment of a fan base all around.

Hurts and Purdy are the most overhated quarterbacks in the league. When they win it’s because of muh system and when they lose it’s because they’re “bad”. They’re both top 10.

Instigation and retaliation should carry the same punishment. Which means I think both Dak Prescott and Jalen Carter will be fined but not suspended

>>150598737
1-0

>>150598778
Yeah, I think Hurts is around the top 10-12 QBs. Just not a top 5 QB, why is that so fucking hard for people to accept?

>>150598759
Hurts issue is that he was always the boring choice around the flashy QBs in his generation. We're talking about a guy that got benched for Tua and got cooked by Burrow in college. People don't like seeing boring win

I heard you fellas was talking shit about my KANGZ

>>150598817
I don't think you should be knocked for losing to the greatest college football team that ever existed

>>150598780
>"instigated" another grown man to spit on him
kek no, Carter just needs to learn how to shit talk without going full nigger

Cowboys are gonna have a great offensive line again in a couple years.

Winning is actually bad if you do it with a great team :^) it's far better to win 11 games with a middling team then win a Superbowl with a great team because apparently Brady never had great teams :)

>>150598826
I don't knock him, I rate him. He's a case of getting better through trial, I just understand the hate.

>>150598778
Hurts is 5 or 6 (depending on Daniels' sophomore season). Purdy is probably 9 or 10.

Eagles should be extremely embarassed

>>150598847
>Hurts is 5 or 6
Outside of the consensus top 4 QBs, Jayden, Stafford, Stroud, Baker, and Herbert are all better than him.

>>150598847
He has had the best oline in the league. You shouldn't use that to take away from him necessarily, but to call him top 5-6 you'd have to see what he can do without his safety net.

>>150598827
I don't think he can, he had some awful personal fouls last season and he was supposed to be working on his maturity. Yet here we are.

>>150598827
Why are you telling me you think my statement was some sort of absolvement for Jalen Carter's actions

The sticky sucked ass it was way too fast and there were just shitposters and spammers

I wonder how many game the reffies will swing this year will abhorrent "taunting" penalties. Inb4 Chiefs opponents lead the league in taunting penalties.

Jalen Carter is a smelly giga nigger turbo shuck and jive minstrel nigger who steals everything that isn't nailed down and I say this as a non racist

>>150598871
This is only true if you place an extreme emphasis on passing yards, and I don't think you're retarded enough to do that

>Hurts is a checkdownbabby, why didn't he throw more 20 yard passes?
The ran the ball effectively enough, worked it down the field perfectly well, didn't turn the ball over, and won the game. And they took a deep shot when they opened the opportunity. They put up 24 in the first half and would have scored more in the 3rd if not for the weather delay. In the fourth they were just trying to ice the game, of course they're not going to throw deep.
Nothing was perfect but it's week 1. They looked shaky at the beginning of last year. You can't make me upset about this team.

>>150598748
this has to be an edited picture

>>150598866
Nah

mahomies getting another owl this year
iggles are back to their 2023 form

>>150598881
that's every primetime gamethread that isn't a thursday night tank bowl in week 14, stickying it maybe increased the cancerousness by like 15% at most. staying in the general is almost always the way to go for primetime games

>>150598297
brazil is not third world country and

>more rushing yards than the RB1
>only TDs were rushing ones
Kek. Hurts isn't even a top 15 QB. His whole plan is "wait for my all-star O-line to open a gap and then run through it". Anthony Richardson would look good on a team like that

>>150598878
I'm saying your retarded for thinking Dak spitting on the ground 3 yards away from him was instigation.

carter should get a season ending suspension and void his pay desu. a pussy 2 game suspension isnt going to stop the niggling niggles from niggling. a full season though would make them all reconsider bix nooding on the field

>>150598918
>mahomies getting another owl this year
most likely yeah
Ravens could knock them off though
>iggles are back to their 2023 form
Philly won despite their chaotic locker room last year.
It was a super rare occasion that will not happen again.

>>more rushing yards than the RB1
>>only TDs were rushing ones
>Kek. Hurts isn't even a top 15 QB. His whole plan is "wait for my all-star O-line to open a gap and then run through it". Anthony Richardson would look good on a team like that

He was right.

>>150598950
They're always so desperate for there to be turmoil or whatever in the eagles locker room but there never is. Best team culture in the league.

>>150598914
What does Hurts do as a QB that's better than any of those guys? Definitely not processing or anything presnap, doesn't have better anticipation to his throws, doesn't have a better arm than any of them, doesn't handle pressure as well as any of them, hell he bails out of clean pockets a lot more often than he should. Once again, Hurts is good but to say he's one of the 5 or 6 best QBs in the NFL is asinine.

>>150598778
Put Hurts on the Titans and see how much of a top 5 player he is. Hurts is the UFC equivalent of the grapplers that just lay on you for five rounds. The only difference is Filthadephia fans are somehow more violent and retarded than Muzzies.

that thread last night was really weird and pornographic, why do people do that on here?

>>150598980
Hurts is literally one of the best quarterbacks in football when it comes to free snap processing. Unless you're calling Steve spagnuolo a liar and a bad defensive coordinator.

>>150598980
Way to expose yourself as a non ball-knower lel

>>150598924
brazil has about the same development level as albania and hasn't even reached mexico status

>>150598980
Everyone who rates Hurts highly thinks wins are a QB stat

>>150598986
Put Justin Herbert or Joe burrow on the Titans lmao

>>150598950
Chase Daniel, Dan Orlovsky and Ryan Clark combined for how many All Pro selections??? They're eternal bitch minstrel niggers even the white boys. Mina Kimes is the same. They'll say anything their kike Jewish pedo handlers tell them to say before sucking the foreskinless mutilated cock lmfao

>>150598924
the chargers arrived to a airport with no lights on

is Mrs. Kelce going to be at the Brazil game

Jihaad Campbell looked like Baun 2.0 last night. He's going to be all-pro soon.

>>150599022
Ryan Clark could actually ball thoughever

>>150599022
you sound insane, touch grass.

>>150599024
KEK

>>150599001
I am calling Fagnuolo a liar and bad defensive coordinator
he's Jim Schwartz with more glaze

>>150599025
I dont think so

>People who tell you Hurts isn't great
Chase Daniel
Chris Simms
Dominique Foxworth
Kurt Benkert
>the people who tell you Hurts is great
Tom Brady
Peyton Manning
Joe Montana
Andy Reid
Dominique Foxworth's wife

>>150599033
Imagine defending ESPN faggots eternal race baiting and pretending it's "legitimate takes" kek. Is your IQ sub 80? How many years and examples do you need to understand what they're saying isn't genuine whatsoever??

They're all minstrels on ESPN and everyone knows it

>>150599017
This means that Joe Montana was never in the running for greatest quarterback of all time, because statistically he didn't match up with Dan Marino.

So who won the big game last night, fellas?

>>150599002
Please refute literally any of that.

>>150599072
>Joe Montana was never in the running for greatest quarterback of all time
correct. he was a glorified game manager who got asshurt about a movie

>>150599075
Every Eagles player that isn't Jalen Hurts

Cowboys won the story

>>150599026
They should play him at CB2

Jaylen Hurts is too stoic. That's not someone I want my wife's son to look up to. But Carter though, now there's a guy who should be on more commercials.

https://youtube.com/shorts/XNJgS9P0an0?si=BuIjt2c-QBt7nTRK

Don't watch this video if you have any semblance of respect for Mina "the Jewish toilet" Kimes. You won't like what you hear from her minstrel pipe hole

>>150599099
I don't think Dak expected Baun to cover him that well

>>150598980
>no processing pre-snap
what a retard

no one won shit except the league who riggid a cowboys spread cover and the under lol youre actually retarded if you think any of this shit is real

>both offenses magically stop scoring the moment it hits 44. 1 point under the 45

kik

>>150598980
>What does Hurts do as a QB that's better than any of those guys?
He's a workaholic and a winner

>>150599118
Hurts is not a better processor than any of those QBs. Get over yourself.

>>150599103
People are already getting tired of jalen hurts gimmick

Thats why the nfl wont script the eagles again their qb is boring

Justin "4 INT in one playoff game" Herbert is an elite processor

>>150599087
First off he's an elite pre-snap processor. Also he has a great arm, he throws one of the best deep balls in the league. He is great against pressure now, that's an old problem. He doesn't bail out of pockets too early, his issue is that he holds the ball too long in the pocket instead of taking quick throws (his biggest issue is probably post-snap processing, it's getting better but he's a little slow going through his reads still). You don't know ball, and that's ok, it can be fixed hopefully.

Any ancient gamers remember this?? Ahahahahagaaa how the FUCK does anyone lose by 30 points in the playoffs???!!!!? What an abysmal failure this snipped faggot team is

>>150599144
I didn't say elite, I just said he was better than Hurts.

>>150599140
in the 3rd minute of the 3rd quarter the eagles caused a fumble to stop a 3+3 touchdown from scoring. theyre riggid for the owl again

>>150598729 (OP)
Losing Landon Dickerson for an extended period of time would be a huge blow- but they should sit him until he’s 100% healthy because if you lose him later in the season kiss a repeat goodbye

>>150599140
>gimmick
no wonder the taylor shit kelce slop that the view audience eats up is perfect for you

>>150599153
But Hurts in an elite processor

The Vikings will lose to the Bears on MNF

>>150599069
>thinks I’m defending ESPN
>can’t read
Retard.

>150598980
What an absolute dire lack of ball knowledge.

>>150599167
>had to put the white man at center

webm spammer already preparing his trusty 3 webms to post in tonights gmethread. As if a mid season flu game has any bearing on Patrick’s capabilities and talent.

If you actually want analysis, with film, explaining what Hurts is as a QB and how he's changed through his NFL career I recommend these articles.
>https://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2025/7/11/24452761/jalen-hurts-evolution-part-1-learning-when-not-to-be-a-hero-eagles-quarterback
>https://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2025/7/16/24453564/jalen-hurts-evolution-rise-touch-passing-quarterback-qb-philadelphia-eagles-analysis-nfl-football
>https://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2025/7/17/24461206/jalen-hurts-evolution-part-3-deep-shots-philadelphia-eagles-quarterback-qb-film-review-analysis

>>150599126
you're objectively wrong. get over yourself.

call me when herbert wins a playoff game, and when jayden and stroud have more than one (1) good season apiece.

Baker's pretty good but was ditched by 3 teams in 3 years, and Stafford is great at reading pre snap but not better than Hurts overall

Why do people act like Jalen wasn't 2nd in MVP voting in 2022? He showed he can play putting up flashy numbers, then he changed his game to a more conservative, winning style and it worked, his team won the Super Bowl
You just hate the Eagles and were wrong about Hurts but don't want to admit it, just like Chris Simms and Steven Ruiz

>>150598980
>not processsing or anything pre snap
Yes he does

>not better anticipation
Are you crazy?

>not a better arm
This is just trolling- Jalen has a top 5 arm in the league

>definitely doesn’t handle pressure the best
Now i KNOW you’re trolling- he’s probably the most clutch QB in the league

>ESPN faggots hype bustin shitbert
I sleep
>ESPN faggots say Tua is cooked
WE DEM PHINS

Bussy with the Boys

>>150599206
Your obsession is really weird

>>150599212
does this also take into account running 20 yards untouched 2 times last night for TDs cause the defense just forgot about him? lol whoopsie we just forgot hurts exists ;)

Why are the Dolphins underdogs against the Colts? They’re going to bend Indy over

Tua is cooked

>>150599144
Herbert doesn't just throw picks, he throws them at the worst possible time, often game killers

Now THIS is a franchise QB

>>150599219
>screenpass babby

how many games until tua throws up gang signs?

>>150599234
so people like you bet on them and then cry when the colts run all over them. colts have a good roster just unfortunately had the worst qb to ever play the game starting for them the last two years

>>150599239
When it comes to a sunny Sunday afternoon in October versus the raiders, I want nobody more than I want Justin Herbert. But in January under the bright lights? There's probably 25 quarterbacks I would want over him.

>>150599228
Yeah, that happens a lot when defenses play man coverage. They switched it up and played a lot more zone in the 2nd half, which is why Hurts's scrambles were more contained.

>>150599245
People really think Brock Purdy is a game manager

>>150599241
>tight end drops a touchdown
>teevee donkey drops 3 crucial passes

>>150599212
a fan site is too biased for objective analysis

>>150599238
>Tua is cooked
>>150599245
>>screenpass babby

>>150598739
>throws back to back pick 6's in you're path

>>150599263
People confuse "schemebabby" and "game manager" all the time but they are completely different things.

>>150599245
Not defending Tua, but the Dolphins offense is based around a lot of passes and pitches like that to get the d to stop guarding the long ball

>>150599279
This looks accurate other than the Pats making the playoffs and the Broncos winning a playoff game.

Dak Prescott gives off big Drake energy. It's very cringe.

>>150599217
>processing pre-snap
>b--but muh wins
Wins are not a QB stat

>>150599287
Right, which is why his passer rating is high, because they give him easy completions.

>>150599251
>colts have a good roster
People have been saying this for literally years at this point. Such a talented core that’s been unable to beat the Jaguars in Jacksonville for over a decade

flu spammer literally begs for (You)s off other boards. He tried (and failed) to recruit his /pol/ buddies to rally against me , but at least now we know he is a /ptg/ migger too. Checks out

>>150599292
Patriots and Bengals are the ones I'm most doubtful in, I want to see them throughout September. The AFC I'm a little more shaky on. I could see Chargers being a wildcard team.
I think the Bengals will be killed instantly if they make the playoffs but they have a good enough offense to get enough wins to make it there.

>>150599276
Maybe, maybe not. You should read it and tell me what you think is wrong.

>>150599318
I don't think the Bengals will be worse than last year, and they were very close to sneaking in after the shit start. They're not going anywhere in the playoffs but I think they get in.

>>150599218
>he’s probably the most clutch QB in the league
Hurts is literally one of the worst, wtf are you talking about? If his pocket collapses, he will either rush to limit the damage or take a sack. He's not some elite QB who can roll out of a bad pocket and make a pass like Burrow, Mahomes, or Lamar

>>150599312
because their QB talent is bottom of the barrel. jones is genuinely a huge upgrade from what theyve had and im not exaggerating the colts just had that bad of qbs playing for them. i watched my bronkies play them last year and was shitting my pants cause they actually looked like the better team richardson was just pure dogshit

>>150599312
divisional rivalry games aren't indicators of team building

>>150598759
He's probably the greatest game manager in history desu
He built himself up physically from highschool to college
His arm has always been a C level NFL arm but he makes up for it with off the field shit, preparation and running. He doesn't typically make bad decisions and knows when to push it deep.

Arm talent he really is lower tier. Closest would be Donovan mcnabb with more accuracy and less power.

He's not like Brady or purdy or mahommees who can beat you with his arm and mind but he makes up for it with his physicality

It kind of baffles me that people can say Hurts doesn't have a great arm, but also admit that he has a great deep ball

>>150599336
That's not true though, he's much better throwing on the run than he was at the beginning of his career. Hurts haters are always living in the past.
Also, many of his sacks have come on RPOs where no one is open and he can't throw the ball away without his linemen getting flagged for being downfield. He needs to make quicker decisions on those plays but it's not entirely his fault.

>>150599218
>Jalen has a top 5 arm in the league
Allen, Mahomes, Stafford, Herbert, Love, Goff, Baker, Kyler, Caleb, and Geno all have better arms than him.

>>150599335
The fact that the week one Patriots-Bengals game in week one came back to haunt both teams is hilarious.
If the Patriots lost, they'd have the #1 draft pick and could trade down for much needed personell or a second round 2 pick or something since they didn't need Cam Ward.
If the Bengals won, they would have been in a playoff game against the Bills.
But both got fucked over because the Bengals were sleepy at the start of the season

>>150599363
When under pressure, most of the best QBs will see their QBR drop by ~20 points. Hurts falls 40, from ~100 to ~60. He is NOT good under pressure

>>150599339
did 2022 not happen? did you not watch him launch the ball all over the place?
why do some people memoryhole his MVP runner-up season and act like he's Brad Johnson or Trent Dilfer?

>>150599337
I think Jones will surprise a lot of people who are unaware of how shitty the giants organization is.

But then again I'm pretty sure Dallas won the Micah trade. I've been saying it almost a decade.

Pass rushing line backers are a dime a dozen
Several of you argued with that during the von miller hey day saying he was a unicorn

>>150599315
I think you need serious mental help. At this point you have surpassed weapschizo and inceltic in /nba/ with your obsession

>>150599360
i can see what the other guy means. hes loading up for that ball so its not effortless, which means his arm strength is a little lower, but the ball is still good so it doesnt matter that much.

>>150599371
Based on his whole career? He's improved a lot. He's not elite under pressure but it's not a big negative.

>>150599377
Stop fucking ask questions as a way of arguing

He's a physically strong dude. He can throw the ball far but not with timing or accuracy half the time.

I forgot the season started last night. I downloaded and played Oblivion on my PS5 instead.

I swear there are women and magapedos in this thread with their "le epic questions" argument style

>>150599381
von was a monster desu i watched him literally flip kelce in a division game

>>150599399
You missed a weather delay, a bunch of fights, an offensive shootout, and forensic debates over who spit first.

>>150599392
>He's not elite under pressure but it's not a big negative.
>>150599218
>>definitely doesn’t handle pressure the best
>Now i KNOW you’re trolling- he’s probably the most clutch QB in the league
I'm not even saying that Hurts is a bad QB, but he does almost nothing impressive. He's the definition of a game manager. He makes completions when needed and never puts the ball in harms way. Football is a team sport
But pretending Hurts is elite at anything is just dead wrong

>>150599360
>>150599391
He doesn't have an ELITE arm, but he has good strength and great touch. Being able to throw a football over a mountain doesn't mean much if you don't have the ability to mentally process what kind of throw needs to be made.

>>150599306
Every time I watch Miami I remember they have that weird college football looking offense, it's like some SEC shit

>>150599377
Do you think lobbing the ball to AJ Brown and Devonta Smith is impressive?

Who has webms of the fights

The dynasty continues tonight baby crazy we will get our 4th ring this year

>>150599407
They are all fucking monsters. Every year 4 or 5 new ones pop up. That's the idea. I guarantee you there will be 4-6 Micah Parsons pop up in free agency or the draft every year for the next decade

You know football is back when the thread isn't arguing nonstop about Mahomes

>>150599415
This is a great throw though

>>150599410
Yeah I saw some highlights on youtube this morning. Looked like a fun meme game.

>>150598980
He can squat 600 pounds which means the tush push is unstoppable which means the eagles essentially have 4 downs to only get 8 yards whereas most teams have 4 downs to get 10 yards.

>>150599433
He under threw it.

>>150599433
That was a way better job by AJ Brown to grab it

Don't worry, guys, the sports media is already doing its usual image rehabilitation for athletes of a certain kind.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/jalen-carter-spits-away-his-image-rehab-in-ugly-dak-prescott-incident-you-can-tell-hes-devastated/

>>150599435
Dak spit first

>>150599381
>But then again I'm pretty sure Dallas won the Micah trade
Jerry is still retarded for doing it this late instead of back in March

>>150599415
>Being able to thread needles and put drops in buckets is impressive
Yes.

I miss Bahama anon the Tua lover.

>>150599431
eh parsons gets ran through. there are von millers and khalil macks who are just studs, and there are the parsons and joey bosas who are just pass rush divas

>>150599431
if you crack 100 career sacks you are elite, don't lowball von like that

>>150599450
I can't believe this is my team. How do we not only have ONE good linebacker, but TWO?

>>150599458
what happened to him?

>>150599454
I don't think anyone was a stupid as the packers were back then. Two first, a starting nose tackle for a guy who is demanding 4 million percent sack, coming off a major ankle injury, who has a fucked up back, and can only play Leo because as a de he got folded up.

>>150599427
The way T dog just stares at the dumbass haha

>>150599469
Dead. Vaccine got him

>>150599454
jerry was trying to sign the guy he didnt want to trade parsons. parsons fucked it all up with his antics and greed desu

>best selling jerseys at NFL shop
1. Jayden Daniels
2. Micah Parsons
3. Josh Allen
4. Shedeur Sanders
5. Jaxson Dart
6. Terry McLaurin
7. Adam Thielen
8. Saquon Barkley
9. Ashton Jeanty
10. Jordan Love

>>150599473
55 yards down the field lmao it's a great throw. He gave his receiver a chance while keeping it where the defender couldn't get it.

>>150599493
Are you being serious lel

>>150599447
AJ is unbelievable, but it takes two to tango. Hurts routinely puts balls in places where either his man gets it or nobody gets it.

>>150599465
Yeah you trade them to suckers and draft or trade for
interior pressure
>>150599464
I think Micahs agents got out of hand but I cant blame them.
The packers new gm isn't good
Who signed the love contract

>>150599493
If he puts that ball any lower it's intercepted

Think about it. You got a pass rushing linebacker who wants 4 million percent sack a year.
Tj watt would want 70 million a year. It's just crazy.

>>150599501
The receiver is impressive for making that catch
>>150599510
One good throw, congrats

I'm actually enjoying the general right now but I know it's all going to go to shit tonight because the Chiefs are playing

>>150599469
AIDS related death

>>150599518
>4 million percent sack a year
what does this mean

>>150599518
>Tj watt
another pass rush diva

My Carolina Panthers play on Sunday

Joe Montana used to say
>I don't throw darts to balloons, I throw balloons to darts

>jalen carter instant chimpout
kino

>>150599531
dowdle was a great pick up but if bryce actually tries to beat teams this year the defenses are going to heem him

>>150599534
>which explains the lack of shots down the field
Checkdown merchant confirmed

>>150599481
>dood le hecking ebil vaccine!!!
sure sign of low IQ

>>150599553
see
>>150599245
He's an elite, bottom 5 Checkdown merchant

>>150599336
Negative sir- he literally did it múltiple times last night- current eagles have one of the best offensive lines EVER so he doesn’t have to do that much but he can

T.bh I think AJ Brown's hamstring was still bothering him, and that affected the pass game a lot.

>>150599528
basically poor man's dwight freeney

>>150599564
>checkdown merchant
Ok but when a qb sucks at checkdown you ridicule that too. You guys are fucking faggots.

Keep moving the goalposts

>oh yeah? well look at this webm
>no look at MY webm
>NO, look at MY webm
>your webm doesn't prove shit, but look at MINE

>>150599585
I literally quoted a post that had Hurts as one of the least checkdown reliant QBs

>>150599364
Yeah no, Allen has a stronger arm but Jalen has him beat in accuracy placement and touch- Herbert i will put him above Jalen even tho the chargers are ruining him- those other guys? Those other guys aren’t better than Jalen

>>150599564
>Sirriani: "the defense is good, don't have Hurts throw"
>anon: H-he's elite!!!

>check down merchant
>receiver babby
>system babby
Literally all just low iq cope to try and say a good quarterback is trash. If they know how to work well in a system, work with their teammates, work the rules, etc how does that make them not good? By definition they are literally good at their job.

Btw the Eagles ice the game a lot earlier with a long scoring drive if Dickerson hadn't had to leave the game. When they were in game-killing mode running the ball Toth was a liability.

>>150599598
You really think Mahomes, Love, Stafford, Caleb, and Geno don't have better arms than Jalen Hurts?

>>150599616
>if
Kek. Shame your players are too chimpy

>>150599586
There haven't been counter webms.

>>150599528
Watt can actually cover and play pure backer plus he can bull rush
Micah is stuck on Leo end and working around a true bull rush

You probably know this but all consistent pass rushing is based of power. If you don't have enough power at the line you aren't getting a pass rush

>>150599412
How can you say it’s not impressive? You went to say it isn’t flashy sure- but watching a QB week in and week out just destroy defenses like he isn’t breaking a sweat is quite entertaining

Jalen Hurts to the NFL is like Kawhi Leonard is to the NBA

>>150599567
>múltiple

>>150599616
Nobody is saying Hurts is trash though. He's just not an elite Quarterback.

>>150599427
5th*

NFC east fans make me sick
worst kind of people who don’t understand football in the slightest

>>150599632
>but watching a QB week in and week out just destroy defenses
HE'S not the one destroying defenses. Again, Hurts as a QB does nothing of particular value. It's always the linemen and receivers who are doing the impressive things

>>150599649
what team are you a fan of? A boomer legacy team like the fucking bears lr something? Shut your bitch ass up

>>150599632
Nta but like I said he's the great game manager in history but you put an elite QB in there, the team gets better. But he's good enough and knows his cap worth.
He will probably be a hofer. I'm not hating but he's a mediocre passer in the NFL. It's everything else he does that carries him

Elvis Dumervil

>>150599608
No one is saying he's trash. He's just not elite. Give him Burrow's O line or Mahomes' receivers and he misses the offs

>>150599652
if the eagles fix their issues they will probably repeat and then hurts will be an unassuming qb with even more win status

I grew up watching guys like Donovan McNabb, Philip Rivers, and Michael Vick have great arms and proceed to not win a damn thing. Of course I'm going to prioritize mentals over physicals when evaluating QBs. Only a retard would do otherwise

>>150599649
Skins fans are alright tbf

>>150599665
>He will probably be a hofer.
You're crazy. The HoF is not that easy to get into

>>150599664
you are brown and should stop wasting your EBT paying for access to the internet where you only use it to display your low iq

>>150599672
its a team sport you fucking retard. God people like you are so fucking retarded, and its really obvious you have never actually played football

>>150599672
imagine how bad the eagles would be with burrows line lol

Check out Nolan Smith standing up Tyler Smith (100 lbs heavier) as he pulls. He did this to Trey Smith in the owl, and wrecked that Packers lineman on a similar play a few weeks earlier. He's tough as hell, and loves making plays like this.

>>150599677
>if the eagles fix their issues
If

jalen carter is a fucking thug who should be in prison right now.

he let his friend burn to death in the car he decided to race while drunk while he avoided arrest as long as he could

Who is a bigger fluke Herbert or burrow? I say Herbert

>>150599679
>Donovan McNabb
I was rooting for this nigga when I was a kid. The Eagles made it far in the playoffs so many times and kept losing, I felt bad for them.

>>150599689
a hit dog will holler. Packers own you faggots

wanted to let you know today, that if the Chiefs help today, don't do it, your families love you, we love you, I love you, you do not have to jump off that ledge my friend

It seems some controversy has arisen due to our superiority.

>>150599672
Burrow missed the playoffs with his O-line, so that's a strange argument
>Mahomes receivers
I watched the 2021 Eagles make the playoffs with "Quez Watkins" and "Jalen Reagor" being every down players

>>150599708
What's flukey about Herbert? He hasn't even won a playoff game going into year 6. I'd say he's cursed.

>>150599716
you are a projecting retard that has no clue what team I support

Patty Cuckitini

>>150599608
We've been calling QBs Captain Checkdown here before you were more lil alphie

>>150599726
>I'd say he's cursed
That's called being a Charger

>>150599649
Giants and Redskins fans are OK

>>150599691
>it's a team sport
And the iggles have the best overall roster. But they also have a good, but not elite, quarterback. Damn and I thought queefs fans were sensitive.
>never played football
Project more faggot, I guarantee you my d3 stint was more than involved that you playing 4th string half back in middle school for 1 year

>>150599696
i was expecting the absence of josh sweat to be more of an issue but it. the eagles had the strongest roster in the league last year, they lost a lot of players but still don't look that bad. most of the other top teams have glaring problems with the exception of baltimore who can't stop choking.

>>150599671
Marcus Vick KWABOTC desu

Eagles have a great and elite Quarterback (The black one, not the white ones), and I'm tired of whiny crybabies screaming into the aether trying to convince themselves otherwise.

>>150599679
Everyone in Philly likes Hurts over McNabb don't kid yourself faglord

Can we stop with the NFL games in third world countries like Brazil and Germany? Nobody asked for this

Dak spit on my bussy

>>150599776
How is that your takeaway

>Eagles have a great and elite Quarterback
>*puts up pedestrian numbers with the best O-line and receiver room in the League*

>>150599725
>Burrow missed the offs
After putting up 4,900 yards and 43 touchdowns. Elite individual, bad team. Opposite of Hurts, who is a mid individual on a stacked team. Philly reading comprehension detected.
>Actually pretending they didn't have Devonta Smith in 2021
You are pathetic and should probably admit to being wrong before you embarass yourself more

ok enough talking about the eagles lets move on to something more important

what is tay tay wearing tonight

How is Zac Taylor still a head coach?

>>>>150599801
something that hides her baby bump that's going to start showing soon

>>150599780
Germany is not a third world country. It is a wonderful and developed country with walkable cities and clean public transportation

>Jake the Make is back
>finally have a punter that isn't dog shit, and might actually be elite
Feels good man

>>150599801
Awwww, poor chiefskiddie needs attention. How rare.

>>150599785
He absolutely is a closeted homosexual, right? Like picrel is obviously just a PR stunt

>Burrow had more Yards
Jameis Winston has a 5000 yard passing season, I do not care about passing yards.

>>150599801
That's a man.

>>150599797
>mid individual
That's not accurate. I think Hurts is really good and a franchise QB, JUST NOT ELITE.

>>150599665
Ok, well let’s flip this for once? Do you think Buffalo Baltimore Kansas City and Cincinnati would be contenders with Hurts?

>>150599806
Gonna be a big bump too because that kid will be a hydrocephalic

>>150599801
Where does she hide the ovipositor?

>>150599787
The game changed, it's been changing since last decade, the 2000s are long over. Anyone will kill for a Super Bowl over "QB play" as long as the whole team comes to play.

>>150599808
>walkable cities and clean public transportation
Why does this make Americans so mad?

>>150599818
nobody, and I repeat, nobody gives a singular fuck about the Cowboys game, you laugh when they lose enough to make them drink a handle of whiskey and beat their wives and move on the next morning unless you're an overpaid talking head or a sois fan.

And the fucking Eagles should be goddamn fucking grateful for the fact their embarrassing performance last night is overshadowed by Jerry's clownshow.

>>150599665
Can you dumb basketball fans stop shitting up NFL discourse with this crap football is a team sport and always will be we’ve seen plenty of stacked rosters wasted with bad or average QB to play Hurts does not fit that descriptor

>>150599835
Cant believe i googled this shit

>>150599829
Buffalo and Cincy would be worse, KC and Baltimore would be the same

>>150599801
Black leather PLS

>>150599822
SAM HOWELL was a Top 10 QB not long ago in terms of passing yards
Dude is riding the bench in Philly right now. Passing yards doesn't mean jack shit in 2025.

>>150599820
In fairness to Dak, he comes off as the kind of guy that even if he was a closeted gay man, he would never act on it. He seems like he takes responsibility as a duty. I make fun of him constantly, but he is a great leader.

>>150599808
It’s a dangerous socialist shithole overrun with migrants. Have fun but I’ll stay in Missouri.

>Eagles spent the past decade operating a slow, methodical clock control offense
>Surprised this isn't conducive to gaudy passing numbers
Should the Eagles consult the Mike Leach Foundation to learn about the principles of the Air Raid offense?

based missouri chad

>>150599857
Germany is safer than the US though

>>150599857
I felt safer in Berlin and Hamburg than I did in Kansas City and St. Louis

>>150599837
Because then you have to deal with niggers and the homeless druggie scum bags.

>>150599853
Well there you go- he’s elite then

>>150599829
Buffalo and KC no, Baltimore maybe
KC would make the playoffs, but wouldn't be guaranteed to go on a run like they are now. Buffalo would miss the playoffs, Allen carries that team. I think Baltimore has a good enough roster that Hurts might be a contender on it

This is still one of the best throws any of you have ever seen

>>150599693
Better view here

>>150599868
The only reason the Eagles won is because a wide open Ceedee Lamb can only catch the football 20% of the time. Their defense was leaving receivers wide open

>>150599868
It's really satisfying to watch the Eagles run out the clock in the 4th quarter. They always get just enough yards for the 1st down every time.

>>150599829
Allen, Jackson, Burrow, and Mahomes are all better than Hurts, so yeah they'd be worse. Ravens might actually win playoff games though, Hurts is less of a choke artist than Jackson

>>150599886
the thing he did with his left leg is what stabilized his body for the throw its a weird trick

>NOOO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND 210 TOTAL YARDS AND 2 TOUCHDOWNS IS A MASTERCLASS PERFORMANCE BECAUSE 60 OF THEM WERE RUSHING
>YOU JUST DONT GET IT

>>150599887
Eagles front is going to be even better than last season, I'm afraid.

>>150599886
Wentz at his peak was so elite. It's crazy, and a shame how quickly he got shook and mindbroken.

>>150599882
>Allen carries that team

Oh so you don’t know jack shit about football that makes sense

>>150599891
>Their defense was leaving receivers wide open
This. If Philly plays a team who's receivers can actually catch, it's over

>>150599904
Me when I'm screaming into the void

>>150599916
Name 4 Buffalo receivers from the past 5 years

>>150599880
You don't go outside

>>150599439
If the tush push is legal then DT should be able to line up directly in front of the center.

>Hurts is so good because Ceedee dropped every pass last night
>Hurts is so good that’s why the team collapsed two years ago and only bounced back last year because of an elite defense, run game, and throwing less overall
When the Owl hangover hits this year I’m going to let you dumb fucks know about it.

>>150599891
>The only reason the Eagles won is because
You're gonna hear this a lot this season, folks. And it's funny every time.

>>150599921
Keon Coleman
Khalil shakir
Amari cooper
uhhh
Jackie Chan?

>>150599921
Damn..

>>150598778
good post, the Hurts and Purdy hate just because they don't conform to the tall gunslinger with a big arm is a bit silly.

>>150599886
Looks like Wentz threw it up and gave his receiver a chance. I think this throw is incredibly impressive.

>>150599930
>>150599904

>>150599921
Stefon Diggs, Gabe Davis, Shakir Khalil, Amari Cooper, Keon Coleman

desu the eagles are a fraudulent offense. all their production comes off of busted plays or the tush push.

>>150599921
Stefon Diggs
Khalil Shakir
Gabe Davis
Cole Beasley
Keon Coleman

>>150599901
I asked if theyd be contenders not if they’d be worse- and notice no one has confidently said “no”- just “they’d be worse” what is worse? Awful? Middling? I’m assuming it can’t be out of contendership

If Hurts can replace one of the top 4 and still have their teams in the super bowl conversation then Guess what that means?

>>150599921
they had stefon the all pro memelord

>>150599882
I’m not sure about this. Where we’ve seen Hurts succeed is behind an elite offensive line with a good running attack. Buffalo has one of the best OLs in the AFC. They were second best at the tush push last year behind the Eagles. Cook is a solid back. The receivers are worse, but the Eagles treat their passing like a committee, same as the Bills. I think Hurts would have the Bills winning that shit show of a division year in and out.

Start the season off right, get a superbowl prediction quints for your favorite pick

and theres double the odds!

>>150599937
beautiful throw but also a terrible throw

Shakir, coleman and james cook are elite players this is all i know about the bills

If you give that personnel to mahomes he'd win every time

>>150599939
>can't even discuss the eagles without raging at Hurts
Only thing that matters is the W. And there's many more to come.

>>150599957
>also a terrible throw
The word that came to my mind was arrogant

>>150599957
>beautiful throw but also a terrible throw
those are the best kind

>>150599904
>it's OK when Alex Smith does it

>>150599960
None of them are elite though. Cook is very good however.

>>150599963
that post didnt mention hurts at all

I love busted plays

>Eagles defense was unable to stop Dak until the weather gifted them an extra 60 minutes of prep time
>anon wants you to believe the Eagles would win in a normal game

How the fuck have some of you not progressed past 2015 or so

>>150599877
>>150599870
Until a migrant rapes your child and you can’t do anything about it because the government will cover it up due to it being a culturally sensitive situation.

Eagles fans have no class, dregs of society justifying spitting on people. Typical filthadelphia

/nfl/... is going to Brazil

>>150599978
Then who was it referencing, anon?

>>150599980
how is it that devonta is somehow a better blocker than saquon

Titans will win the owl

>>150599985
You're far more likely to be raped in the US than Germany.

>>150599981
They still do considering Lamb had the drops.

>>150599985
> Until a migrant rapes your child
don’t be racist
how would that change the situation
you aren’t allowed to do anything about it

None of you have literally never seen a pass-first Eagles team in your lives unless you were alive to experience the 1960 season

>>150599970
He laid the foundation for the Chiefs Dynasty is what he did. He was a brave Serbian Athlete. And in this house, Alex Smith is a hero. End of story.

How are Eagles fans coping with the spiritual blowout last night? Can you imagine coming off from an impressive Owl, only to get assblasted by a bunch of 7-10 shitters? Lamb had to miss THREE massive throws in a row AND someone had to fumble on the 10 yard line, just so the Eagles could squeak by with a 4 point win. How embarrassing.

>>150600000
prophetic quints
it’s not a warning it’s a guarantee

>>150599985
>I'd rather have gangsters give my kids drugs instead, that'll show those cucks!

>>150599943
>>150599946
>>150599950
ONE good WR in the whole time Allen has been there
Allen carries that team

>>150600000
Not with that attitude

>>150600000
Chiggity checked

>>150600020
Stefon Diggs, Gabe Davis, Khail Shakir, Keon Coleman, Amari Cooper.

>>150600007
To answer your question Trebek, What is the Donovan McNabb Eagles

every star qb carries their team except for jalen hurts

#foodforthought

>>150600014
Are you gonna seethe about every one of our wins? Gonna be a busy year for you.

>>150600028
That is incorrect, as that was a play-action first team.

>>150600000
At least you can actually defend yourself in the US.

>>150600008
Gramps, it's not 2015 anymore. Captain Checkdown isn't in Canton. Jalen Hurts may well be.

>>150599911
Yeah, I'm not worried about the line. Carter being on the field makes everyone else's job so much easier because he draws so much attention.
I'm also still so impressed with Jalyx Hunt. He's not elite or anything but the fact that he looks like an NFL edge rusher already when he was playing safety at some fake school you've never heard of a few years ago is wild. He has the talent and work ethic to be a star at some point.

I don't get how everyone is picking the Ravens this year. I hate Mahomes but he has as many rings as Lamar has playoff wins. We've already seen the Ravens as the #1 seed twice in recent years. What happened? Each year the Chiefs won it all. I don't get how people keep buying them

>>150599985
>government covering up rape
We would never

>>150600027
Nigga taking about gabe Davis

>>150600034
They all carry their teams to the resort in Tijuana Mexico after yet another season of failed expectations.

>>150600028
>Donovan McNabb
nah westbrook ran wild in that era

>>150600020
Khalil Shakir is a beast, I do agree

>>150600050
Right now, who is the worst "good receiver" in the NFL. I want your baseline.

>>150600043
Stastistically speaking one of Lamar and Allen will eventually beat Mahomie

>>150599927
They can do that, it's called 0 tech

>>150600043
Stacked roster

>>150600038
If you put hurts in canton you may as well put cam newton

>>150600014
I don’t care for anyone in the nfce. I’m not drawing any conclusions from a inner-divsion week 1 game where there was an hour weather delay after halftime. Everyone was scoring every time they had the ball and then after the break nobody was. The Eagles best player on defense didn’t play either.

>>150600035
If they play like a 7-10 team, we only have to worry about that 6 more times this year.

>>150600043
At SOME point, Lamar has to stop choking

>>150600058
NTA but it's garrett wilson

>>150600038
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season

>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)

>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season

The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

>>150599927
Why... why do you think that's something defenses can't do?

>>150600058
Jaxon Smith-Njigba. Feel like he needs to do more.

>>150600077
See you in 17 weeks!

>>150598826
2nd greatest college team ever.
Miami in the early 2000’s is the greatest ever. Ed Reed and Ray Lewis would have knocked Chase and Burrow out of the game by halftime if they met. If the Miami offense didn’t score a single point that season they still would have been 8-4. I think even the greatest offense ever would still struggle to go down the field against that.

>>150600058
Albon Fitsimmons

>>150600080
Damn i agree

And lazard as well

>>150600073
>The Eagles best player on defense didn’t play either.
Neither did the Cowsois. Weird that Parsons didn't play.

>>150600080
>There are around 10-15 good WRs in the NFL

>>150599586
this is literally how scouting departments have worked since tape became a thing

>>150600096
wr1? yes.

>>150600095
Micah Parsons? The Penn State Locker Room Leader?

>>150600111
That's a lofty standard. There are multi time pro bowler pass catchers who don't live up to that standard.

>>150600114
Ok that was a good one

>>150600083
now that KC is facing a longstanding playoff drought we should bring this back for 2025

>>150600114
he's on the epstein list

>>150600096
NTA but yeah. There's also only like 15 true QB1s

>>150600059
>>150600079
We've been hearing this for 5 years. I want the Bills to do it more than anyone. But outside of that collapse against the Bengals, nobody can dethrone the Chiefs

friendly reminder that Colson Loveland is an absolute gigachad and will have a dominant rookie season that makes everyone forget about that balding loser Brock Bowers.

>>150600122
they take about 12ish wr to the pro bowl so it works out

>>150600161
>Bowers almost matched Lovelands entire college career his rookie season
lmao

Chiefsbros...what if we lose tonight?

>>150599980
man the commanders are going to get fucking steamrolled this year you have to feel bad for daniels.

>traded away your rb1 so you can start kekler
>brought in deebo at his fattest and laziest
>your starting stud guard cosmi is out until mid october
>you thrive in 3rd and short situations, so your team signs the LT who led the league in penalties so youre constantly out of 3rd and short situations
>lose your starting DE in free agency, replace him with decrepit unc von miller
>piss off your starting WR, make him hold out until the seasons knocking on the door then finally give in to him after he misses all of camp
>defense situation is so bad youre starting a rookie corner, ancient wagner, the aforementioned miller, 3 cast offs from their old teams, and a man named quan
>have such little depth that your questionable to play RDE has no backup
>had to get white hot on the riggi gamblers table and make 80% of your 4th down conversions to be competitive last year
>daniels mom is an insane single mother strong woman who gets more unappealing the more spotlight is on her

commies are beyond cooked

>>150600195
Abdul Carter finna 5 sack game ongfr

>>150600195
>deebo sandwixh

>>150600191
>Statck Padders
Raiders had literally no one else to throw to

>>150600193
muttspammer might kill himself

>>150600195
The commanders were never supposed to be this good this fast.
They're one of the oldest teams in the league player wise

they'll be good later on during daniels career but he might end up in a Saints situation like Brees

>>150600083
Wasnt 2015 the year they went almost the entire season without a WR touchdown?

im not gay but josh allen makes my peepee feel a little funny...............

>>150600193
Could be worse. As long as they don't get blown out, it won't be as embarrassing as the Owl winning Eagles fluking a win against a team as dogshit as the Cowboys.

>>150600233
2014

>>150599279
>KC losing the division to Blow Dix and Sean Payton
>KC losing to playoff lameme
>Commies losing to stat padford
>bungles that low under the pats
>dan gamble winning the division with no coordinators

nah senpai, on gawd

>>150600216
So you're saying he couldn't be stopped even being a known threat?

>>150599534
Look at where Dotson and the corner/safety are when he starts to make the throw. Football is crazy.

>>150600234
>t. Hailee Steinfeld

>>150600253
Yes, Brock Bowers is white megatron

>>150599279
Lions and Commanders are missing the playoffs
Why no Chargers?

>>150600003
>you aren’t allowed to do anything about it
My point exactly.

>>150600254
Look at the protection, he's throwing from an easy chair

I thought Abdul carter the rookie is the one who spit on dak last night until I woke up this morning and remembered he plays for the giants
I’m dumb

Why did the cowboys drop 7 and let hurts run for a bunch of big plays? To make him look like a bad quarterback?

>>150600266
They have no o line. Chargers are on the downswing they're ass until Herbert is moved

>>150600269
>A QB with a clean pocket makes good throws
Wow! I bet someone should tell Justin Herbert that!

>>150600279
Adbul really likes darth vader.
Jalen is a niggle

>>150600280
I mean, that is what the Chiefs tried to do a lot in the owl

>>150600279
Abdul Carter deadass 20 sack season this year

>>150600280
cover 3 is the current defensive meta. It's why we're seeing a proliferation of screen plays. If they're gonna take away the deep ball, offenses are going to challenge you underneath

>>150600289
It only works if you are a pocket passer, someone should tell Jordan Love

>>150599995
Devonta did a good job but Dotson's blocking here is hilarious. Wrecks the linebacker than scares the safety shitless. Terrible look for 28, why are you backing up? Dotson is a 5'11 182 WR, just go through him.

>>150600216
did Michigan have anyone to throw to for 3 years?

>>150600312
>michigan
>throw
pick one

Is he going to be a good head coach or not?

>>150600311
This only seems impressive because it's moon-ball. Nothing special.

>>150600319
More teams should be standing up against the air raid heresy in college football

>>150600312
>The school that produced JJ McHandoff
>Throwing

>>150600275
she is a jewish quadroon so she is genetically hardwired to be a demon succubus trying to subvert, cuck, and humiliate white males like josh (which she already has).

>>150600331
Meant to reply to >>150600313

is cooper kupp washed?

>>150600319
Michigan has Bryce Underwood now. Their passing game should become solid over the next couple seasons.

>>150600338
Wasn't Jimmy G also married to a quadroon

>>150600347
Yeah. He was just a one-year wonder anyway though.

>>150598980
just tap the sign anon

>>150600356
No, I think he was just fucking a pornstar.

>>150600353
Michigan was run first even in Griese-Brady era

>>150600338
Holy schizo. Time to go back to your containment board buddy

>>150600353
The fuck is that arm strength KEK

>>150600357
McNabb was a maniac lmao
He also threw easy passes into the dirt all the time

>>150600356
Jimmy G never married, he just has sex with pornstars.

>>150600368
It's called throwing with touch

I simply do not want traditionally run first offenses to become pass first

>>150600377
>>150600368
Passes in college unironically look weaker because of the white stripes on the ball.

>>150600356
Jimmy G is married to the grind

>>150600372
Almost all milf to mature btw, he clearly has a mommy fetish

>>150600381
Run first offenses are boring after unc.

>>150600357
Do you have a clip of 4th and 26?

>>150600381
I didn't say that Michigan would become pass first, just that they'd be pretty good at passing over the next couple seasons.

>>150600390
Hes just like me frfr

>>150600368
What do you mean? That's a great throw. He's completely off balance, it's all arm, and it's placed perfectly.

>>150598759
Hurts is a genius and is coachable. Fuck flash. Play smart and win. Ez formula and he succeeds at it remarkably well. Other dudes can toss 4,500+ yards. I'll take the winner

Jimmy takes pornstars on dates like a bitch lmao

>>150600367
Fuck yourself rabbi.

>>150600225
hahah le epic old jerry is so clueless XD!

fuck off retard

>>150600415
To be fair they probably have some pretty interesting stories. Most strippers do.

>>150600322
Look at him and you tell me

There is nothing more entertaining than watching fat golems drinking themselves to death and going into insurmountable credit card debt with 25% APR to be at these games. Makes my heart sing

Eagles CBs in coverage vs. Dallas —
Adoree’ Jackson:
>7 targets
>5 catches
>103 yards allowed
Quinyon Mitchell:
>9 targets
>4 catches
>30 yards allowed
Cooper DeJean:
>3 targets
>1 catch
>0 yards allowed
Jakorian Bennett:
>3 targets
>3 catches
>20 yards allowed

>>150600427
Yea but you can do that in between the cocaine and fucking sessions you don't take them on dates to mice restaurants and buy them small glasses of white wine where paparazzi can see you LMAO

>>150600415
imagine having fuck you money and spending your time juiced to the gills blasting big titty pornstars. he's aiming for total depravity

>>150600437
Genuinely should be on the phone with Denver trying to get Abrams draine or the other lower guy

>>150600415
just like me and you're sister

For me it's Jihaad Campbell

>>150600436
>25% APR
literally how is this even legal

>>150600453
>Eagles have a player named Jihad
based

im watching gundam wing

>>150600460
You should not be asking rhetorical questions about things you clearly have no understanding or knowledge of.

>>150600460
Anti semite

do you think Goodell is pissed with a season opener spitting ejection before a snap was even played?

>>150600471
Which team would she root for

>>150600489
Why would he care? His job is to take the heat off of the owners, this doesn't affect him in the slightest .

>>150600489
Yes but he's too cucked to suspend the niggle for the season

>>150600460
don’t be antisemitic

>>150600444
OU Sooner QB's can't stop winning ever since Bakey broke the curse

>>150600497
Cause the last thing disenfranchised white people watching what's happening in Britain and LA is a niggle spitting on dak prescott

>>150600500
he's going to get additional punishment for sure, the league is tightening the noose on all the aggressive stuff

>>150600490
my bengies

Saquon had a solid but not spectacular game (the Cowboys were loading the box on almost every play), but at least he had a good highlight.

>>150600437
3 CB2s and they all fucking suck isn't that great?

all teams should be encouraging their offensive players to bait Jalen Carter lol

>>150600510
Dak is also black. White people really don't care about black on black violence.

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>>150600436
why is IDF in this thread?

>>150600518
Guaranteed he's going to catch heckling the first game he plays

>>150600518
>spits in his general direction, out of refs sight
>smiles in his face once the ref sees them
elite veteran mindgames from Dak

>>150600525
>Blak QBscott

>>150600511
Yea he'll get a token game or two when really the league should DDT his ass as hard as possible so niggles chill the fuck out on their blm kangz attitude

Help me understand how that big black subhuman nigger isnt being charged with assault?

>>150600525
Dak looks like a Hispanic/czech mix

>>150600550
Cause daks not pressing charges.i suppose a DA could

>>150600545
I don't think Jalen Carter's advanced mind was pondering politics when he chimped over nothing the same way he was slapping dudes last year

>>150600515
interesting playcalling by their new OC
they were running Saquon up into 9-man boxes all night and when Dallas started crashing their players frequently there really wasn't much of a change to have recievers start running under and quick routes with the exception of their TE and really that was only in the first half

>>150600550
and there it is

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>>150600563
new

>>150600550
Your answer lies within your question.

>>150600565
No but its coherent enough to understand fuck da police fuck da whitey fuck da ra-ra-ra-ruuuuuuuules

>>150600550
Enjoy your 3 day vacation you fucking imbecile….i swear nu/pol/ is absolute cancer on this website

>>150600460
this is anti-redskin and also anti-semitic

>>150600550
Pressing charges would set a very bad precedent for the owners. Jerruh would 1000% give Dak anything he wanted to ensure that this is dealt with in house.

>>150600567
Yeah I was begging for some slants

>>150600585
Cry harder

>Darren Waller probably has to wait at least another week for his Miami Dolphins debut. Waller is unlikely to play in the team's season-opener against the Indianapolis Colts as he deals with a hip injury. Waller spent a good portion of training camp on the PUP list as he worked his way back into football shape after coming out of retirement. The veteran tight end was just activated on Aug. 20, but his comeback has suffered a setback.

>After the hip strain forced him to miss consecutive practices, it's his Week 1 availability is doubtful.

The phins are physically cursed I swear kek
They have never been healthy and then drafted and overpaid a broken quarterback on top of that.


>@CameronWolfe
>Dolphins TE Darren Waller had a surprise setback before practice this week suffering a hip strain, and he’s unlikely to play Sunday vs. Colts, HC Mike McDaniel tells reporters.

>Waller’s Miami debut out of retirement will have to wait.