Thread 150604906

WORLD CUP QUALIFICATION
>Friday, September 5, 2025
20:45 Italy 5-0 Estonia

>Monday, September 8, 2025
20:45 Israel - Italy

EURO U21 QUALIFICATION
>Friday, September 5, 2025
18:15 Italy u21 2-1 Montenegro u21

>Tuesday, September 9, 2025
18:15 North Macedonia u21 - Italy u21

Reminder to skip your meds, the voices are all REAL, respect your Mum (even if she is from Emilia-Romagna), clean your PC cables and do not compare your girlfriend to a toastie maker.

negru

>>150604906 (OP)
Italians are whit-

I love how they're trying to sell this (pitiful) performance as something great, anyone who plays a wait-and-see game against Italy knows they have a good chance of winning given our team's chronic inability to score.

>>150604982
As the greats say, some teams you cannot win against. Either you do what is expected or you lose and get humiliated

it's still Temu Finland, let's wait for the jew and the return leg against Norgay, if those look good then I might delude myself for the playoffs.

>>150604982
When Raspadori and Cambiaso came on the team looked a bit more alive but your point about other NTs not being scared of Italy at all anymore is entirely true.

>>150604982
these guys lost something like 11-0 against germany some time ago, it's the bare minimum in my book

nihao

Sleep tight /seriea/

Luis Enrique almost meeting his daughter again

Italian government officials seem to be happy with Gattuso

>>150605104
Really cute but she has one of those ugly belly buttons.

Also I have the exact same hair

>>150605540
quality recognises quality

If he were a sight he'd be called Holo Muani

If he was a Star Wars character he'd be called Handal Solo Muani

if he was a gigashitter hed be called kolo muani

if he was an advert for an African airline company he'd be called Volo Muani

If he was a highly anticipated game, he'd be called Kollow Muaknight

If he was an animation studio, he'd be called Kolo Muanimation

If he was tasteful enough to become someone refined, he'd be called Giorgio Armani

If he was a song by La Rappresentante di Lista he'd be called Conle Muani

If he was a noble of the Lizardmen faction of Warhammer Fantasy his name would be Kolo'tek Muani'kek

If he was at Jj 19 years ago he'd be called Scandal Calcio Poli

If he was in a transcript of the Calciopoli wiretaps, he'd be called Calling Meani

If he was a Brazilian footballer, he'd be nicknamed Rolo Tsunami

If he were a famous cellist he’d be called Yoyo Mauani

If he was a anti-authoritarian and anti-capitalist rockband from the 90's and 2000's he'd be called Randage Against the Muani

If he were environmentally sustainable, he would be called Kyoto Muani

If he had a thin layer of icing sugar, he would be called Pandoro Paluani

If he were a Juventus board director heavily involved in Sicilian dessert trafficking he’d be called Cannolo Muani

If he was young Dutch centreback he’d be called Handballo Muani

If he were the leader of the Phantom Troupe, he’d be called Chrollo Muani

If he was a podcast football evangelist-commentator for the third world, he'd be called Kolo Adani

If he were a footballer without a foreskin, he'd be called Schlomo Amrani

If he was a forward for the Italian U21s he'd be called Koleosho Muani

If he was a forward for the Dutch U21s he'd be called Zepiqoulo Redmuani

If he was a luxury estate car, he would be called Volvo V90

If he were an important Irish outlaw in the far west he'd be called Colm O'Muani

If he was a mother he'd be called Kolo Mommy

if he were a roman bvll, he would be called Jannikolo Muani

If he was interested in the rational male, he would be called Rollo Muani

If he was an Italian TV spot from the early 00's he'd be called Antò, fa Coldo Muani

If he was a footballer with a long neck and a lopsided face, he'd be called Kolo Modigliani

If he was a janitor on /sp/ and saw this thread, he'd be saying "Got to massban here"

If he was a sports car he’d be called Vroomo Muani

If he were a MotoGP racetrack he'd be called Brno Muani

If he was capable of scoring with a pala payada...!!!, he'd be called Grosso Muani

If he was related to Jj's newest signing Edon Zhegrova he'd be called Kosovo Muani

If he was a relegated Serie A team he'd be called Kolo Monzani

If he was made of wood with metal keys, he'd be called Oboe Muani

If he had a transparent .png made of he'd be called Croppo Muani

If he was a named after two villages in Noardeast-Fryslân with a combined population lower than 7000 he'd be called Kollum Marrum

If he were a Franco-Italian gangstar he'd be called Lucky Luciolo Muani

If he didn't understand a damn thing about calcio straight out of Harvard, he'd be called Kolo Furlani

If he was the most important English defender playing in Serie A he'd be called Kelly Muani

If he was an .apk application, he'd be called Call of Mini

If he was an extremely tasty fruit he'd be called Apricot Muani

If he was a delicious biscuit he'd be called Spekulooso Muani

If he was an italian avid watcher of cricket on 4chan, he'd be called Cricollo Muani

If he was Belgio’s favourite civilisation he’d be called Mongolo Muani

If he woke up, opened his favourite site and saw the jokes being posted, he'd be called Kolole Muanrire

If he earned a fortune by clowning around in the dugouts of LaLiga, he'd be called Cholo Muani

If he was a French philosopher with pedophiliac tendencies he’d be called Foucaulo Muani

If he were a hypebeast from 2012 he’d be called Yolo Muani

If he was a symbol of the existential terror for an Italian-American gangster, he'd be called Gabagolo Muani

If he annoyed the fans of the team he plays for, he'd be called Fanculo Muani

If he were a defunct cup competition, he’d be called Intertoto Muani

If he was a planet with prolapsed bottoms, he'd be called Yoyo Uranii

If he was a pornstar, he’d be called Culo sulle Mani

If he was a futuristic sci-fi corporation, he’d be called Kolo Yutani

If he was an over hyped shitter, he'd be konkord Muani

>ringhio already mindbroke /serieass/
you love to see it

Good morning!

Reminder I was right

>>150617761
Yes he did and rightfully so. Shitalians who defend or even worse support a refballer that stole a WC with that shameless match against Australia deserves to be punished yet filthy shitalians like (You) and the filthy bastard you call dad who wakes up every morning to go to the factory knowing that he might not come back because his shitty job is very risky still support a filthy refballer like Gattuso or Chiellini or Bonucci

Gm sirs! Reminder it’s incredibly important to support the Scottish dairy industry who provide our #FutureTalents with nourishment. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Is the spaz.. Indian!?

>>150620315
Indians are unironically better than shitalians

>>150620315
he was drawn here by shitposting, mistaking its smell for cow dung's

what the fuck happened here

>>150620570
"""Humor"""

>>150620570
We got a bit inspired

>>150620386
I hope she gets bombed by Israel

If he studied to become a lackey of those who carpet-bombed his people in the Balkans, he'd be called NATO Tranny

>>150619270
one too vigorous tug of hair in the wrong direction and her eyebrows could end up becoming your dick's mustache

>>150620593
tbf, the Swiss are not known for recognizing that when they see it

>The good people of Trentino, Bolzano and South Tyrol are forced to be conationals with camorristi, n’drangheta and other terroni forever because some serb schizo shot their prince back in 1914.
A grim destiny.

I would an Egonu with hair down and glasses. Too bad for those teeth but still

If he was a sporting director he’d be called Kolo Comollani

>>150620649
I genuinely don’t know what you mean by this

>>150620815
Vae victis

>>150621071
>four months gone by and still looking for excuses
this fucker got a world cup gold medal somehow

Zingaro and Gnostic starting

Would the Pope visit Detroit?

>>150620815
>not mentioning with whom they'd be conationals now if they'd become austrians

>>150621311
me on the right checking /seriea/

>>150621356
Based negruposter

>>150621289
>Petrovic
how much longer are they planning to stay mad at Svilar

>>150621289
>Ciganiks
Will he wander around the pitch aimlessly looking for ball possessions to steal?

>>150621071
truth. thats why nabule bought 10 players during tranny window.

>>150621465
Inter's bench was/is good enough to confidently win the scudetto with how shit the other teams were/are. Inzaghi bottled it

You just know what he’s reading and smirking at
>>150621311

Test:

>Saturday, September 13, 2025
15:00 Cagliari - Parma
18:00 Juventus - Inter
20:45 Fiorentina - Napoli

>Sunday, September 14, 2025
12:30 AS Roma - Torino
15:00 Atalanta - Lecce
15:00 Pisa - Udinese
18:00 US Sassuolo - S.S. Lazio
20:45 AC Bbilan - Bologna

>Monday, September 15, 2025
18:30 Hellas Verona FC - Cremonese
20:45 Como - FC Genoa

>>150621562
>most important fixture of the matchday at 18
fucking wank
what must a poor christian do to enjoy watching berardi's crusader snap?

>Zingaro gole
He's actually on a redemption arc, Jesus

had a nightmare last night that the sfinternational break was 2 weeks long

>>150621289
>ciganik

>>150621749
I had one where I was in bed with one of Serbbro's tiddie queens but my fingers were made of asparagus so I couldn't unclasp her bra

>>150620780
tbf, twinkazzo is world renowned comedy expert

>>150621838
Del Piero pilled goal

>>150621510
yeah coppa should been dropped out

>Lautaro Martinez: “For five days after the Champions League final, I didn’t talk to anyone. I wanted to talk to my friends but nothing came out and I couldn't say anything. I was stuck, distressed and sad. In the finals, we have lacked something to reach the main goal of winning Champions League.”
Yes, you read it right, FIVE (5) days

Do NOT look up Dejan Kulusevski's latest instagram post. I'd post the screenshot but I don't want to be [redacted]

>>150621978
What the fuck did you just say about twinkazzo, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he’s a top-tier player in Hello Kitty Island Adventure, and he’s single-handedly completed every friendship quest, gift route, and decoration challenge with ruthless efficiency. He has over 400 confirmed completions of the Cinnamoroll Sky Island speedrun, and that’s just on his alt account.

You think this is some casual cozy game for children? Think again. Twinkazzo has min-maxed his Sanrio diplomacy stats so hard that even Keroppi calls him "sir." He’s not just friends with Hello Kitty — he’s on a classified level of rapport. When Badtz-Maru acts up, Twinkazzo doesn’t even raise his voice. The guy just logs in, and the entire island falls into line.

Not only is he trained in ultra-cute psychological warfare, but he’s also an expert in sticker economy manipulation and cross-character loyalty farming. You think you’re safe in your little cafe? Twinkazzo optimized that layout for emotional devastation. You’ll never see it coming.

As we speak, he’s probably already infiltrating your save file through sheer force of aesthetic. He once soft-locked a rival player into a perpetual loop of friendship requests and then out-decorated them so hard their game crashed. He is the reason they patched Sanrio pathing AI.

You’re out here struggling to unlock Chococat’s garden, and Twinkazzo is out here negotiating three-character alliances like it’s the Geneva Convention. You bring weak vibes into his server, and you get banished to tutorial island. No mercy. No rerolls.

So next time you talk smack about Hello Kitty Island Adventure, think twice. Because somewhere, hidden among the cherry blossoms and pastel waterfalls... twinkazzo is watching. And he's got a full gift inventory and nothing left to prove.

>Lichtsteiner at Arsenal
Wtf, when did this happen

>>150622381
grim times

>>150622381
2018-19 season

Calcio /x/ idea: Lichtsteiner building a watch to countergain hours on Mottaesque possession schizos

Talks are underway for Motta to Leverkusen but the path remains complicated: Thiago does not want to risk burning his chances, but if he moves to Germany, Juve would save 15 million between salary and staff costs.

>>150622478
wtf I love Leverkusen now?

>>150622478
>Ten Hag
>Motta
someone over there is sniffing glue

>On this day in 1860, King Francis II flees Naples for Gaeta allowing Italian patriot Giuseppe Garibaldi to capture the city.
Is gattuso the new garibaldi? Uniting italian calcio once again?

>>150622460
What's Lichsteiner's opinion on Tudor watches

we should invite Wesley to /seriea/'s server.

>>150621720
>against the mighty Latvia
heh...... he just needed........ more time.......

If a retired coach like Mancini won a euro why can’t retard gatusso do so

>>150622896
Because he'll be sacked before the next Euro's and will work somewhere in the Qatari 2nd division

>>150622478
>more money for grimolli to waste
grim
germano league might be a gud fit for him

>>150622896
Because as much as I hate him viscerally, the fennel has infinitely more skill than Gattuso when it comes to recognizing talent, selecting it, and training it

Holy fuck Verstappen

I kneel, this man is an absolute fiend behind the wheel.

>Mclaren garage already celebrating
>whatever Anglo commentating already fellating Norris
Based Max, annihilator of Albion

Robert and me

so long as the goblin doesn't win I'm happy

7 Africans in the ‘England’ team. Nige will sort this out in around 2 weeks.

>>150623816
When and especially why did you become so chuddie? Also even tuchel praised loftus

>>150622368
>>150622460
Lol remember we had former UEFA ref as a panelist in the studio during some wc/wc. He said Lichsteiner was the most unpleasant player he ever dealt with, truly unhinged cringelord.

>>150623816
Wtf is Henderson doing in this squad lmao, extremely grim

>>150623906
Noice digits

>>150623957
Meant for >>150623888

>>150623872
I’ve always been this way. I was a poltard before I ever came to spee.

>>150623888
You’d be arrested for posting this in Britain, I’m not joking.

If it joined NATO, it would be renamed to CameTroon

>>150624032
Very grim. Stay strong scotterrone. You ARE worthy to heal the Fisher King and restore Britain (this was revealed to me in a dream).

>>150624073
Y’know I always rated him. I loved him at Inter, he was a great replacement for San Samir even if it was only for a year.

>>150623906
based linesman vanquisher

>>150624032
I remembered you more as a libertarian

>>150624238
What if I told you that you loved the image that Marmot's cave provided you with of the player Onana, instead of his actual natural significance?

There are TWO argenchinos in the Armenian national team

>>150624390
Dang, never. The only libertarian argument I’ve ever really bought into was the anti vaxx mandates.

>>150624733
We are all marionettes in Marotta’s great game.

At what point do you just shave it off

Mo onana is not the goal keeper you find in the real of forms

>Trump to wage war on Venezuela
My president forza Juve abbasso i negri ale ale ale

I've been thinking about signing up for Israel's foreign fighters but I dont want to lose my shitalian citizenship, should I do it? This is not a joke post

>>150625148
How was this gentleman still playing until 2 months ago I wonder

>>150625339
What perturbs you squire?

>>150625619
Can’t think of many comfier jobs than being a predator drone operator who pulls pranks on sand people

>>150625876
I want to join the infantry, I want to know what it feels like to kill people and watch them die. I used to watch a lot of videos of people killing kittens and dogs and watch them slowly and painfully die but I want to experience it myself. I thought many times about poisoning my neighbors dog but I would never get to watch him die myself because it would be too obvious I did it

>>150626053
You say people but are the Gazans really people?

>>150626277
Based, it’s as my dear old uncle Jacob used to say:
די איינציקע מענטשן וואָס קענען קאָנקורירן מיט דער אומניצלעכקייט פון פּאָליטישע וויסנשאַפֿטלער איז די פּאַלעסטינער פֿאָלק.

>>150626427
Wtf I just tried to read that loud and Lilith spawned right in front of me

The psychological profile of a Jj fan
>>150626053

>>150625876
Its mainly about my misjudgment

Imagine Torellão Felix under allegri

Duvel /cyc/ling cap > mapei /cyc/ling cap

>Ciao Felix is only 25
>plays in saudi
imagine being set for life with minimum talent because of a brief lucky spell in a shit tier leage 6-7 years ago lol

>>150625523
Shit.

*winks*

>>150625148
Eufemiano Fuentes sends his regards

>>150625148
coming off the roids really fucked him up

>>150628321
I've been tempted to start avatar fagging with Italiano desu, the man's a gift.

*snots on the following post*

Any rumors?

>>150630442
Nicola Zanini, manager of Dolomiti Bellunesi, commented about his team's transfer market: "When the summer transfer window closes, it's as if the season really begins. It's not something you think about when you take to the pitch, but having a definitive squad gives you more clarity."

>>150629718
>>150628321
>signs only dead finished players
kek what happened to the young promising players bologna used to signed

I
SUPPORT
ISRAEL
I
LOVE
ISRAEL
GO FRANCO GO

Football, in Italy, has become this.
Celebrating not for what your team achieves, but for the “failures” of your rival team.
Forgetting how that same rival, in recent years, knocked you out of a Champions League semifinal and won their second star in your own stadium when both of you were sitting at 19 league titles.
Stuff that should make you never want to show your face again, if that’s how you understand football.

>>150631946
Damn, now Caroline Ellison looks like THAT?!

>>150631756
support israhell tomorrow in their fight against the masonic lodge that is greek basketball

>>150627124
Juve fans unironically support Palestine because they are poorfags and are evil fascists

ferguson scored

basketball's dusan vlahobitch lost to FINLAND

Sleep tight /seriea/

>>150634728
Sauce?
>>150634308
Congratulations to binland

>>150635473
you dont mean that

>>150635473
Too me a bit to reverse-search it, but it's this:
https://www.instagram.com/gymcrushtaylorrrr/

I won £16 from betting. We be eating good this week boys (gn sirs)

>>150636459
Why is she built like a 40yo wine cousin?

>>150636459
me? played con te partiro after seeing this

>>150636459
Death to the makeup lobbyists!

>PSG confirm Dembélé and Doué injury reports.
It's only the start

>doesn't let himself be messed around by subhuman clubs
>makes that PSG sandnegru seethe
>fucks up the PSG players after their club is unwilling to pay protection money/Kolo Muani
Fras, what if Comolli is actually based?

>>150638197
It really depends on whether the players he signed succeed or not, but I'm certainly liking the way he handles things

>>150638309
I remember some TD, unsure if it was a memedivisie or a calcio one, saying that you're doing a good job if 30% of your signings are a straight hit from the start, 40% grow into their first season and 30% move on after the season.

Will be intrasting to keep track

>>150638474
Some of those aren't really his signings so I won't judge him on those, but if David and Openda do well I'll already be happy (Zhegrova will definitely need some time to get back into sharpness and Joao Mario doesn't really seem like a starter).
Those seem like good deals to me, but it's all up to what happens on the pitch.

who /druk/ here

>>150638474
grim

Lloyd Kelly (said Jamaicanly)

Do not look up the latest GULU

>>150639521
I'm working on it

Anybody can think of reason why this maymay has Roma sorted before Nabule?

>>150641268
the official language in naples is arabic

Nabule fenomeno Sakut Mak Tominan

Manu Al-Luqati hehe

Going to watch Princess Mononoke - 4K Restoration tomorrow with a friend (female and platonic)

>>150641807
What happens at an anime convention?

>>150641873
VERY cheap PS3 games available!

>>150641912
No, I mean I'm only half-joking. Do people dress up in cosplay and go there to talk/socialize with others that do the same?

I've only ever been to work conventions so I don't have a clue

>>150641728
best ghibli film
>>150641807
bag some cosplay fikette

>>150641873
Massive balance shifting

>>150641943
They have international artists coming to sell their own stuff and draw in front of others, openings singers doing their little thingies, voice actors doing Q&A's, lots of cosplayers (there's even cosplay contests with thier own jury etc.), merchandise left and right wherever you're looking, vidya tournaments and stuff like that
I don't plan on staying for too long, just going there to hang out with frens since they asked me

>>150642008
Just woke up my dog laughing at this, bbilan will forever be the clownshow every league needs kek

>>150642023
Sounds cool actually, I had this vague idea that it was people doing cosplay and the rest just people trying to gete very euro you have to try and sell you stuff/junk. Glad it's more than that.

Dubs and you meet a Lady Maria cosplayer

>>150631946
printeristi have been expelled from 109 tifoserie, it's not like this is something new

>>150641728
>Marassi with no roof
even ghibli wishes floods upon the people of genova

>>150641807
>been invited to anime north by 6 different people over the years, 3 of whom cute grils
>never gone

>>150631946
Printer have been emasculated and sissyfied forever losing 5-0 in a UEFA Champions League Final. No amount of printed titles can save you.

>>150641807
I did go to one because of my ex-gf who was very much into anime and she was a part of some cosplay dancing/singing group
the amount of fat neckbeards over there made me want to run out of it insantly, which I eventually did after the show was over, I just sent a message to my friend asking if he's home and went to his place with a bottle of vodka to blur out what I saw there

Big Turkish volleyball world cup win
Huge McLaren 1-2 and Verstappen podium
Gigantic Doncic performance to take Slovenia to quarterfinals
Humongous Alcaraz accomplishment in winning US open

And no. I won't pretend to care about motogp

Good morning!

Nr.5 incoming

>>150645712
t. nordcuck

thingken bout 3-4 credito defenders

>>150647594
an image that sums up the "sfinter is now a ndrangheta-ridden scum club" lore

>>150647273
Lmao terrone go and die in some factory like the bastard you called dad

6 more days until calcio comes back… 6 more days of this crippling… phantom pain…

>>150647808
>terroni
>working

>>150647594
gives the slogan "fifa mafia" a whole new meaning

Just witnessed the most bizarre thing on the metro. A girl feinted and these two kankermarokkaan looking dudes jumped up to help her. Before anyone could do anything they emptied out a massive water bottle over her head and started shaking her. Other, less genetically compromised people moved in to help her up, open a window, call 112 and tell the conductor.

This shook her up and she “woke”, then the brownoids started shouting and pointing fingers at her asking if she was on drugs, she said “no, I think I have low iron because I’m on my period” and these two nafris turned to eachother and went “no man, this shit is too haram for me” and ran off.

>>150648046
And you stood by and didn't save the young maiden yourself?

Hello super agent twinkazzo, Leni here, we have a code red (and white), have you seen our tourism numbers? Not bad not good, but what's unacceptable is that Austria is mogin us. Joe rogan can't stop talking about how Austria is much better than Switzerland and how hello kitty island adventure is the best game ever (I'm afraid he might be right about that one), all the instathots, e-whores, polsci and fitness influencers are filming content in Austria or making content about Austria.
Nobody buys rolex anymore, it's only Tudors, Casios and Seiko hello kitty colab, the only people wearing rolex have a little red flag with a black bird hanging from their rear view mirror (I wonder what that means), and EVERYONE already forgot about Roger, even that Austrian larping as italian has more clout than Roger. You can practically say we are the bbilan of countries not so long ago respect but now a complete meme. What went so wrong? Did we let to many Albanians in? Was this an atlanticist controlled demolition op, is it our inability to take a joke? Our narcissistic character? our arrogance or having the need of telling people what they should do? Anyways that's a topic of conversation for another time. What we really need is that you enter shill overdrive mode, you need to start psyoping everyone into thinking that the Helvetic-Alpine culture is the origin of everything good. Ancient Greek philosophy? Stems from Helvetic-Alpine culture, Arabic numbers? Well actually they should be called Helvetic-Alpine numbers. Surfing? Yeah that's also an ancient Helvetic-Alpine tradition, the picture that saved /seriea/? first posted by a Swiss flag, 3-5-2? First developed and successfully implemented by Lucien Farvre, hello kitty island adventure? Did you know that the original title was hello kitty Helvetic-Alpine adventure? You get the idea.

>>150648046
(FvD support increases +0.10)

>>150648134
P.S I know that do to your background you might be tempted to mention yugos when shilling for Switzerland, but please restrain from that as the negatives outweigh the positives.

>>150648046
The chad Nafri’s immidiately saved the white girl with 0 hesitation and left once they established no drug overdose was ongoing and the girl was safe.

>>150648046
maybe they just ran off because they didn't know the dutch equivalent of "are you fucking sorry!?"

>>150648139
PVV is the one that holds the migration issue

FvD is the party for those that think the 5G gets injected by the vaxx in order to track when you get a child so that the reptilians can snatch it up to sacrifice it at the altar of Baphomet.

You’d like the new FvD number one (symbolically):
https://x.com/lidewij_devos

>>150648134
>>150648146
You are mentally ill.

Also nobody, and I mean NOBODY has forgotten Roger Federer. He is tennis. End of discussion.

What is the way for finding out Duccio's MAC address and not confusing it with that of other appliances in his home? Say out loud that height is not important and observe which one becomes more jittery

Is there anything this Man can't do?!

>>150648343
buying good players

>>150648358
Name a good player

>>150648361
players I rated 5 years ago

>>150648134
Saved in my Twinkazzo folder (not the Twinkazzo R18 one obviously)

>>150648361
Joel Pohjanpalo

>>150648281
PVV is far too Zionist for me. I mean I’d probably vote for them over the other chud parties because they’re the only one where it’d even be possible to form a government but my natural home is with Baudet. What a handsome bastard btw.

What’s the story with JA21? They seem to be polling quite well. Is there really a need for all these parties? I know they split from Baudet because he was too based but why can’t they just join with the PVV?

>>150648416
I now remember how I rated witsel

>>150648361
For what it’s worth I think Rube have signed quite well this summer. Not bringing in Nkolo Muanbombo is a major oversight but I do think the likes of David, Openda and the copper thief will be decent for >you

>>150648416
Draxler to Jj any second now

>>150648361
Goldanigga

>>150648416
suarez and james will save jj

>>150648361
SickWolf, he's fucking ace that guy

>>150648587
haha yes...the Draxle sagar...only 5 years ago....I remember it like it was just yesterday

>>150648854
After how many minutes do you think the first cooling break would happen if /seriea/ organized a tournament

>>150648762
>ynr when the rumors surrounding Jj were related to players like Van Persie and Suarez
I will admit that footie is more grim nowadays

>>150648878
there would be no way to take a cooling break because your clan would steal all the water bottles available

>>150648361
I rate Szoboszlai, Gravenberch and Olise but Jj wouldn't be able to sign them in a million years

>>150648897
I would bring my own water bottle

>>150648863
Want to feel older? By the time Euro 2028 starts, you're probably going to see a player one of the national teams born after the World Cup in South Africa

>>150648854
How do you get that big

>streaming site from last week has already been nuked

It was beautiful, I miss you

Charles on fire

>>150648046
so have you reconsidered your position on nafris relative to turks?

>>150649276
Lifelong youtuber + armchair data analyst career does that

>Vanzini desperately trying to hype up Antonelli
Lole

MilanBVLL

>>150648481
>I mean I’d probably vote for them over the other chud parties because they’re the only one where it’d even be possible to form a government
I wouldn’t be so sure, all the parties that they would need to get a majority have already said explicitly they wouldn’t get into bed with him his muppets. Every minister that came from the PVV failed to get anything done. Getting votes is all well and good, but time and time again it gets proven they lack the competence to actually put things into action.

That’s also because of the way the party is set up, it only has two members. Geert Wilders and an organisation called “Friends of PVV”, which only has Wilders as a member kek. Because of that structure you don’t really get talented people rising up the ranks.

As for JA21, it’s a bit more realistic, still very much on the right though as you can imagine. But they’re as opportunistic as they come so I wouldn’t expect them to suddenly deliver a bunch of statesmen or -women.

That Vargas giganegra is a cheat code

In the foyer waiting for the movie to start, friend is in the bathroom, and the music that is playing softly here? The tactical nuclear pinguïns… I Shazam’d it and it’s Scrivile Scemo…

P.S. MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX

I wonder how many anons in here speak like davide valsecchi

>>150651816
Mate come on now. The PVV were marginalised in that cabinet, a few roles here and there while all the major positions went to people from parties they'd beaten soundly. It's a joke and a perversion of democracy. Maybe they are incompetent, I'm not qualified to judge either way but they weren't given a chance to govern. Anyway, without the PVV it's almost certain there'll be a left-led coalition. Hell mend the Dutch people if thats what they choose. I've only been to Holland a few times, most recently a few months ago and looking at the demographics of The Hague you really don't have much time left as a people.

World champions :)

Negronu

Should F1 cars be allowed to drop banana peels on the track to make it more exciting

Egonegru

real pvv has never been tried

Based Egonu

tfw paola egonu will never slap you

>>150652363
Is having the most ministers and secretaries being marginalised now? Please don’t resort to Twinkazzo’s tactic of shifting goalposts to feel you’re right.

You’re right that Wilders didn’t get to be PM, but that’s his own fault for being an enfant terrible all these years. That’s just the nature of these coalition governments. In terms of cabinet posts they got literally everything they asked for, migration, health, infrastructure, economic affairs etc.

It’s nobody’s fault but their own that their implementation of plans failed the most basic thresholds of what makes a “good” laws. Forgetting silly things like constitutions, and going on tv saying that you don’t care about all that. “I am the law” according to the migration minister.

They were given a chance to govern but at every turn showed they were incompetent. Just start a podcast and talk into the airwaves if actual governing isn’t your cup of tea. This experiment has been a gigantic waste of time, not all because of them but they played a major part in this farce.

CDA might just be the biggest ruling party come election-time and they’re far from left. Proper old-school Christian-democrats.

I don’t mind talking about this stuff, but at least do it in good faith and be aware of where your knowledge begins and ends instead of these sweeping assumptions.

Ducci be like, "we heggem een serieus goveernment"

Could Velasco fix the nt?

>Newcastle United defender Malick Thiaw is under investigation for “suspicious betting patterns” related to AC Milan’s 4-2 loss vs Monza on February 18th 2024. Thiaw conceded a penalty and had a poor defensive performance.
I’m losing count of all these bbilan gamblers, now watch him get away with a slap on the wrist unlike Fagioli

>>150652878
>CDA might just be the biggest ruling party come election-time and they’re far from left. Proper old-school Christian-democrats.
Sixty years of progressive narcostate policies aimed at destroying your population but somehow you're about to be stuck with nu-Democrazia Cristiana leeches now that Israel coincidentally needs support and arms lmao

The great mind and self reported 2m giant from /seriea/ fell for a Milan troll account. How embarrassing lmao

>>150653064
hahahaha newcazzo are the biggest marks ever holy fuck

Cattuso
>>150631946
Dude, this is sad, if you want to talk shit at least try not to do it when someone blasted your stomach open with a shotgun to get hit, you seriously need a monumental achievement (positive) to come back from a monumental disaster like that final, you cant just shrug it off, its like the Madrid final for Boca, its like the CL final against Liverpool for Bbilan.
If your entire argument to defend yourself from the bants is "but muh 20 scudetti" im sorry but you are better off hiring a shitty lawyer from my country.

>>150653213
that anon was likely copy/pasting on here a tweet from an unironic xitter interfag

>>150653282
*unironical

>>150653282
Thats depressing, imagine wasting time on a Sunday shitposting on a Kazakhstani movie pirating forum and not even writing your rambles yourself.

tfw there's a printer adamo luciano

They are all gone

>>150653453
arms stolen from agriculture, not let's take ourselves in round

>>150631946
This has literally always been the case and not just in Italy.

>>150652915
*"we heggem een sehrckhckchkchkieus goveechchchrchkrhrnment"
as a child the first time i heard someone speaking duccio i assumed he had throat cancer

Did Tare deliberately ship out all muslims?

>>150652878
I am talking in good faith. I totally accept that I don't have the same knowledge of Dutch affairs as a Dutchman and never claimed to. As an outsider looking in it appears to me that the PVV were kept on a leash, silly of them to not ask for greater offices of state if that is indeed the case. Wilders may have been a wildcard but we won a comfortable plurality in seats and correct me if I'm wrong, it's the Dutch convention that the leader of the largest party has the prerogative to go to the monarch and form a government.

>I am the law
You see we're facing similar issues in Britain which is why there's been quite a hullaballoo on potentially leaving the ECHR. The government (if it wanted to which I'm hardly convinced of) can't enforce its own laws because of the legion of activist judges who lean on archaic conventions. If you believe its the purpose of the Dutch constitution to ignore a democratically elected government and to see to it that 70IQ maghrebi rapists continue to flood your streets then that's a damn shame.

>CDA
Lel I'm sure these centre-right hotshots will stop Rotterdam from looking like Tangiers. They'll still need to assemble the avengers to form a government, that'll be the corpse of the VVD and either PVV or the loony lefty baldy party (along with the other stragglers)... I wonder who they'll go with?

>>150653684
>You see we're facing similar issues in Britain which is why there's been quite a hullaballoo on potentially leaving the ECHR.
just change your citizenship legislation lmao

>>150653453
I'm super racist. But Bennacer was a competent midfielder and an alright dude. I dunno what happened to him, now he's in Dinamo Zagreb??

He fell off or something? He used to be good.

>>150653881
He was really good but he got injured, fat and slow. Because of this he wasnt a starter anymore but also lost interest in staying at Milan. Now he is in zagreb but only because of boban

Jj generational defender Pierre Rommel Hullaballooloo

Watching chad vs ghana and you can actually see drones flying around lmao

>>150653988
scouting new talents for furlani? doing baphomet's work, twinkazzo

>>150653988
Oh they are showing crotone-cosenza. Might watch this instead

>>150653988
How did Scoterrone grow wings and find the Paki slut at the N'Djamena stadium?!

>Südtirol vs. Palermo next week

The quintessential norf vs souf derby

>>150653881
>I'm super racist

based

>Former Milan player Niang is playing for the Italian basketball team
Based

Radja niangolan

>>150619270
Whose slag is this?

e ancora toro è sempre toro

Lads, it's the neverlands

hebben we, durf ik te zeggen, een serieus probleem?

Shitaly getting dunked by Doncic (MilanBVLL like Kobe Bryant) is something that makes me cum just like seeing filthy Palestinian children blow up to thousands of pieces

>not injuring Luka right away
Is it not how it works in apehoop or is Italy just dumb

GINEITIS is a generational talent

If he was a womanly disease affecting humanity, he would be called Gyneitis

>>150654852
eveelizabethtaylor

I would have just scored three pointer from all over the field but that is just me though

footage of zelensky-putin meeting here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG0uzrw_Ozw

Godo godo italiani di merda godo godo sborro eiaculo godo tutto in culo italiani di merda

I'm never gonna play volley or basketball again because at school I injured my fingers playing both.

Italy got two new saints. Sinner will not lose I can feel it

Westerlon McKennie

Westerpoo in the westerloo

aeroplanino fras it's not looking good

>>150661821
not shitalian btw

Yildiz ribalts it in the 2nd half.

Grim times for Deutschland

Montella masterclass

*smiling stops*

>>150663562
Die Mannshaft has gone soft

>>150663562
Don't worry, a few more soulless runners will fix everything

Looks like Sinner forgot to take his drugs

No but shitalians told me Sinner was better than Alcaraz because uuuuuuuuh shitalian dna????????

*wins*

Golazo dildiz

>>150666095
Are you a commie Terni breh?

we beat binland
Jan Urban strong

>>150667072
Nah. They're a rare breed nowadays besides the usual boomer groups

>>150667278
oof

Visit detroit sisters....

>>150667867
we finally got a good coach, who can actually bring a good atmosphere in the NT which was awful the last few years
you fell under the combine harvester

Openazo Zinner

I'm currently at Lago Duria, Sinner fans BTFO

>>150668547
is it the same guy that took the armband away from Lewandowski or another one?

Here's me posting negru on /seriea/ :)

>>150670355
Reminder without Musk and X this murder would be completely buried by the media. You’d never hear about it but remember when a big gentle giant career criminal junkie couldn’t sneed and the world forgets we’re in the middle of a scamdemic and you have to go out and protest to take down statues of Columbus and other crackas.

>>150604906 (OP)
Lame

Idea to fix serie ass and secure more American viewership: If a team goes down 3-0 or more they are allowed to sub in a 12’th player and keep him in until they’ve scored a goal and brought the deficit down to two goals, then the 12’th player comes back off.

Sinnerbros how do we dope-I mean cope

Good morning!

>>150680100
1. He was already injured and he himself said before entering the stadium that he will see how fit he is when the game starts
2. The start got delayed because of trump. At this lvl of sports you need to be focused 100% and such a delay can change the whole game plan.
3. His road to the final was incredible hard.
4. The fans at uso are unfair and have no class like in rg. (We could ignore this point because Federer handled them all the time but its different in Sinners case because of the false doping allegations)
5. They closed the roof

>>150680166
Also maybe he is currently more focused on Lindsey than on tennis who knows

Also no clostebol or other drugs to help him

>BRRAKING: Italy might lose the right to host the UEFA Euro 2032.
>Umberto Chiariello on Canale21: "Word is going around that Italy might lose the European Championship. Milan's Giuseppe Meazza and Naples' Diego Armando Maradona stadium have been heavily rejected by UEFA."

>>150680654
>Word is going around that Italy might lose the European Championship
I sure hope so

>Word is going around that Italy might lose the European Championship
It might be an Helvetic-Alpine 2032 Euros

>>150680654
What a damn shame. Maybe they should play all the games in the only one that fits UEFA's criteria, namely the Juventus stadium owned by Juventus FC S.p.A. :^)
Is it possible, or is there a fifteen point deduction in the standings for those who have their shit together? :^)

>>150680654
read: Erdogan has offered UEFA officials many complimentary kebabs, and since George Melons didn't italexit, the poorfags at the FIGC can't match his bribe
Turkey is a country on the level of the old Yugoslavia on a good day, where fans literally run onto the pitch and attack players
It is wild to me that people take this at face value

>>150681527
>and since George Melons didn't italexit, the poorfags at the FIGC can't match his bribe
lmao
im sure italy outside the single market will be super rich

>>150681741
Is financial blackmail the only mean and element of progress present in European constitutional values?

at what point does Make Calcio Great Again become a viable political platform to run on in Italy? if life is going to be shit, the footy might as well be good

>>150681781
Good luck with that when corruption runs deep and the mafia gets free tickets to UCL finals from clubs themselves lmfao, and that's without mentioning how old farts keep the mentality as old as they are

>>150681826
well the plus side is that the platform is flexible in that you could pair it with the ideology of your choice as far as governing the state, but it is implied that Gravina et. al would have to be violently purged at some point

>>150681781
The Gravina Boys would take you out with a dirt bomb hidden in your recycling bins.

>>150681865
>but it is implied that Gravina et. al would have to be violently purged at some point
it will never happen in the short term
the necessary condition for him to resign is that Inter first manages to pay off its unsustainable debt, and then, only then, will it be a possibility

IL CLOSTEBOLONE ECCOLO QUA
JANNIK È IL NOME, NUN LO SCORDÀ
SPALMA LA CREMA DE QUA E DE LÀ
SEGNA ER MATCHPOINT, NUN TE FERMÀ

>>150681865
If you wanna improve the league, then you ideally need more money (for transfers, stadiums, academies, etc), which is mainly acquired through sponsors and TV rights like the ones that EPLel has, but the league's higher-ups are quite incompetent when it comes to that (mainly because they're fucking retarded and only care about le iracy but also simply because the league doesn't seem to attract audiences as well as the EPLel). With that lacking, you end up with stadiums in dogshit conditions (dogshit ownerships and shady stuff also comes in play like for sfinter and their debt).
When it comes to the national team and such, there aren't really many secrets, youth development and tactical identity are everything. Asspain are pretty much the kings of these two. Italy, on the other hand, doesn't exactly launch as many youngsters as it could (often sent on loan and forgotten in their 20s), and kind of lost its tactical identity.
To put it shortly, the Gravina boys are fucking retards and everyone is stuck in the 90s-2000s mentally (sorry for the papirozzo).

>>150682069
>If you wanna improve the league
I don't, I just want it to go back to being a league where ITALIAN players play, maybe we won't be competitive at club level in europe (are we now?) but the national team would benefit greatly from it

>>150682111
I mean, for that you still need good academies and clubs that develop youngsters into big players. Even in the current NT, if you take the example of Donnarumma, he started insanely young but still managed to get a lot of minutes and nowadays he's probably the most reliable player in the NT.
It's simple really, the more clubs put into their academies (both in money and trust), the more good players the NT will have.

>>150682145
> if you take the example of Donnarumma, he started insanely young but still managed to get a lot of minutes and nowadays he's probably the most reliable player in the NT.
Say "Thank you Milan"

5’3” and an attitude is a Fanta risk. Hasn’t yielded any points so far and seems to be catching up a lot of injury signs the past 6 months.

IL DUSAN will get a new contract and you WILL like it.

>>150682145
I think the biggest problem is the lack of trust in young Italian players, clubs don't give them playtime..

>>150682236
because many clubs in the country unironically rely on short term "success" or they'll go under

Luca Toselli

>>150682236
You rarely see 17-18 year-olds play, and when they do they usually get low minutes and get crucified at the first mistake. Basically no one takes the gamble and because of that the same players become regulars for 10-15 years (just look at Bofogna that unironically signed Immobile and Burn a disci in the summer).
It's not exactly a secret that there's talent in the youth teams, there are constantly good performances by Italy in the youth tournaments, but basically none of those players get to see decent minutes at a decent level so their careers take a hit before having even properly started.
Everyone wants short term success since the money is tight.

You want the young talents to come through?
>abolish the useless Primavera leagues (both tiers)
>ban bigger teams from stacking talents in their ranks
>throw the kids in a heavily reformed third tier (going back to Serie C1 and Serie C2 would be great) the moment they turn 15-16
That's it

>>150682337
>throw the kids in a heavily reformed third tier (going back to Serie C1 and Serie C2 would be great) the moment they turn 15-16
they wouldn't play

Just make a rule every squad needs at least three italian players below 20 and each of them has to play at least 270mins per season

>>150682367
Why not? Serie C are not allowed to import third worlders from abroad. There's no point keeping them around useless U20 teams in Primavera leagues learning jackshit in non competitive league matchdays with their peers
At first, it'd be a great way for them to figure out at least the rudimentary basics from the older seniors in the squad even with limited playing time the first couple seasons.
What currently exists in the youth sectors of Serie A and Serie B teams, namely multi-year loans around Italy to teams that are essentially uninterested in playing players under 25, is absolutely not a learning experience.

>>150682411
>dude add more rules lmao
Quotas don't work, especially in a country where rules exist only to be circumvented with sophistry

>>150682447
>Quotas don't work
Of course they do

My hair is getting too long but I dread going to the bald Albanian barber nearby. No matter what I tell him he always gives me the standard Yugoslav cut.

>>150682533
Okay, let's take the case of Milan then. How many tricks and last-minute solutions did the club's bigwigs come up with to include enough Italian, homegrown, national formed players in the squad's list and meet the UEFA Champions League criteria? Why does a supposedly important club with a decent youth sector only remembers about national talents as an obligation, and because these requirements are imposed from above? How many of these young, homegrown players included in Milan's European squads have started games in the last, say, three years?

>>150682337
Those are great ideas, especially the abolish the Primavera one since it's very much useless and only wastes time. Ideally more players would be able to move up the ladder at 17-18, and possibly there would finally be decent dribblers in the ranks.

>>150682533
Name a country where this worked, because it has been tried many many many times.

Just to name some examples, it absolutely ruined the development of players in Poland, Romania, Russia and many other Eastern European countries because even the most mid young players became near unaffordable for 90% of clubs.

>>150682605
It works for bilbao for example and I think it also worked in germany and the netherlands. The problem is that the current rule only address registration of homegrown players. There needs a rule that forces clubs not only to let them actually play but also invest in the youth sector

any fantamemes which will most likely backfire ideas?

>>150682726
>It works for Bilbao
Their rule around only signing Basque players has nothing to do with the age of them, since you mentioned players below 20. And even that rule is being stretched to a hilarious extent since they just signed a Turkish youth international from Stuttgart that only is eligible because he was born while his dad was playing for Sociedad.

>the Netherlands
We don't have any rules about players under a certain age having to play or even being in the squad. Not even homegrown rules like in England. The only big rule in terms of squads is that non-EU players have to earn more than the league average salary, with the idea of clubs prefering Dutch (and other EU) talents over cheap Sudacas and Africans.

Don't know enough about German football to say anything about that, but 2 of your 3 examples have nothing to do with youth "quotas".

Italy winning today will be basically antisemitism

What if Mossad made Estonia throw that second half to make shitaly think theyre back and use the same tictocs vs Israel?

I hope some Jj talents will come up from the youth teams, I'm kind of seething that Barido was sold

>>150682868
>Their rule around only signing Basque players has nothing to do with the age of them
The result is the same. There would be no need for a "age-quota" if italian teams would only use and develop italian players.
I guess you are right about the dutch case (maybe I was thinking about the effect of the uefa homegrown player rule and its effect on dutch teams).
Nonetheless the thing missing is holding italian teams accountable in investing and developing the italian youth. Thats why quotas for registration is needed PLUS additional rules that forces club to actually use them in league games

>>150682726
>There needs a rule that forces clubs not only to let them actually play but also invest in the youth sector
Those rules enforced, called quotas, only do more harm in the long run than good.
One of these corrective measures was part of the FIGC reform program following the Italian NT disasters of the 2010 and 2014 World Cups, implemented immediately after the World Cup in Brazil. The results? After ten years of quotas imposed on the composition of Serie A teams, every Italian talent costs 30-40% more than when the program began, Serie A is unable to retain the best talent due to a number of factors, including this one, and the talent pool for the national team has not grown at all.

Improving Italian football? How about another Calciopoli? It sure smoothed out every issue last time :^)

If you blended Manu Kone and Kolo Muani you could end up with Manu Muani and Kolo Kone

>>150683079
>Italian talent costs 30-40% more than when the program began
Of course if there are tax incentives for clubs to bring in foreign players

>>150683158
Except that the price of Italian players had already begun to rise within a couple of years, well before the Growth Decree (2019) implemented benefits for foreign players coming from abroad

Quotas? Originally an Helvetic-Alpine tradition

>>150683126
You could also have Molo Koani, which sounds like Mono Koala, so one of these

>Brawl at the Festa dell'Unità: A young man pulls out a machete and attacks his rival.
Commiebros.. not like this..

Mache Tuevara

Raise your hand if you played 0 minutes over the sfinternational break and are all rested up for the Game of the Season™!

For me, it's ASD CazzagoBornato

Unexpectedly had some time to spare in Empoli, so what do you do then? Exactly, take a quick look at the Stadio Carlo Castellani! And because all the doors are open, you end up on the center spot too. Forza Empoli!

>>150683498
comfy

>>150683321
>Commiebros
But who are my brothers?

>>150683469
>interblock players in a four man defense
we're in for a rumba no. 5

>Agromonte sugo bottles now cost 5€ a pop here
AHHHHH

>>150683608
Malawi 0-1 Liberia 40'

>>150683628
it's about 6,50€/kg here without special, what's not to love about inflation?

>told gf I'd do the dishes while she is out
>sipped bepsi and played Wolfenstein instead

What is /seriea/ making for dinner/snacks for tonight's game?

>>150683837
>First course:
Pasta pomodoro with some garlic & chili flake soffrito and parmigiano ontop.
>Main course:
Big chicken piece with some spinach on the side.
>Dessert:
Chopped up kiwi, apple and banana mixed fruit bowl.

>>150683837
Beef chow mein

>>150683837
>told gf I'd do the dishes while she is out
>didn't
Will she beat you up now?

why is the fatass starting mancini over dropflowers? so we can go down to 10 men?

Blud is wearing tights :skull:

>>150684133
Mossad got to him

>>150684236
>Mancini
>Locatelli
Two terrorists on the pitch against Israel, bravo Gattuso

I'm sorry but if you have a spaceable surname like "Di Marco" but don't have an actual space between the two words then you don't deserve to live. I made this rule btw

>>150684236
Gianluigi Al-Dunari
Giovanni Al-Luransi
Gianluca Al-Mansini
Alessandro Al-Bastuni
Matteo Al-Bultani
Nicolò Al-Baralli
Manu Al-Luqatili
Sandro Al-Tunali
Federico Al-Dimarqi
Moise Al-Kiyani
Mateo Al-Rutaiqi

>>150684374
Half of flanders on suice watch

>>150684236
Who is the most likely to do some kind of protest against israel?

Gee Israel! How come NATO lets you have 3 Peretzes?

>>150684452
>Re vivo
not at the first botched cross from Politeanus against his back he won't

>>150684156
a gaycoded zoomer, colour me shocked

>>150684452
>solomon
Such a cool name.

Also angemon is the best digimon

Where is greekanon. We are playing Greece in 30 mins I need his take on the situation.

>>150684631
Post an image/webm of Gio to bait him

GODttuso wins this BIGLY.

>>150683837
testing to make beef quesadillas

FORZA ISRAELE

>>150684452
that is a minging lineup, glad MY boys are safe and rested tho

Is this where we pretend that not watching the match will save anybody?

>>150684452
praying for a Gloukh hattrick

queef besadillas

>>150684783
This but a Gloukh season-ending injury

Incoming Rimedio pippotto on whistling their anthem

>>150684976
lmao my brother just said that as well

>>150684976
wtf he didn't do it and just said the Italian ultras turned their backs to the flag. He's going to get fired

>turn their back on the Jewish flag
antisemitic much

תרגיעו את זה עם האנטישמיות

who the fuck are ultras Italia? Since when is there a NT ultras group? Is it mossad?

Donnarumma rabbino

seems like >we are starting with the right foot

antisemetic referee

REFBALL

back to back Paperumma moments

holy hell what the fuck

CLEAR ANTISEMITISM IN DISPLAY

tbf that wasn't a foul

thank you ref you are my greatest ally

>>150685123
Never forget that Gravina is one of the many vice-presidents for UEFA, he's basically the biggest gun after Ceferin right now

>>150685123
they never stopped tbqh, the game against ukraine in the euro2024 qualifiers was a stately example of refball

What’s up with the stressful passes and crosses ending up in no man’s land

Mo rubiamo

all ball wtf is Remedy on about

LOCATELLI

Dick is spinning

ASHSAHAHSHSAHSAHHAHAHASHASH

what is blud doing

Well well well, would you look at that

JUVENTUS DNA

Kurpa de rinkio if his players literally kick the ball into their own goal

gobbo retard

I CAME HERE TO LAUGH IN THIS THREAD AS WELL HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Locatelli tell us where you hide the foreskins

TOTAL ISRAEL VICTORY BIBI CAN'T BE STOPPED

>>150685136
and the stadiums situation is so bad it might not be enough to still have the euros kek

Locatelli somehow made all his slow progress from last season die in 3 matches, it's quite insane how much I hate this faggot

Based Juventus lifelong actively sabotaging the qualifiers for Gravina FC

where are all the jjfags right now

>first half important match
>they all shit the bed
>Cloacatelli
>Ciasponi
better to be spared the playoffs again

>>150685374
Don't dare put Jj in any discussion related to Locatelli, he doesn't belong in the club and is an abomination brought by the Antichrist

Today /seriea/ dies

>Locatelli was a mossad sleeper agent
N-no…masaka…

Barella's performance is deeply suspicious

>Locatelli is the worst player against Estonia
>concedes an OG immediately against fucking Israel
Juventus DNA

>>150685437
He was bribed by Negrunyahu with a 5€ coupon for a hair transplant and, being a good Inter fan, also did the math seeing that it was enough to solve his problem

>>150685374
in Calabria

I want more of Locatelli's downfall, I'm not happy until he's rotting in Turkey

>>150685463
There's a reason for the meme
It's an actual surname
They also have Shekels as their currency, it's not just a meme

Juve and inter players are sabotaging gattuso

In the hearts of true Juventus fans, Locatelli earned nothing but points and respect with his own goal tonight

>>150685527
Chat, is this real?!?!?!?!?

score some fackin non own gols

If he were too slow to play football, he would be called Schlomotion

>true Juventus fans
Carmelo and Calogero?

>>150685564
>If he were too slow to play football
So... Locatelli?

LOCATELLI YOU FUCKING RETARD

Bastoni and mancini share one brain cell

BASED LOCK-A-TELLY

>Kean
Wasted the token good Mancini play per match.

>>150685645
Basati, forza Inter and forza Israel!

Breel scored again

Nobody asked, nor cares

>>150685510
>david
>openda
>conceicmao
>kalulu
>kurpmeiners
>post injury thuram
>now also locatello
i dont think besiktas can afford them all next summer

>>150685722
I only want the one real shitter gone

how do you not notice that the side of Bastoni and Dimarco is a colander?

WE DEM MOISE BOIS

Milan fan btw

DAS RITE

Even Kean can't believe it

MOAR

>>150685833
>their keeper plays in der Blundersliga
his meme positioning checks out

>>150685768
>the one real shitter
so all of them?

on which side is moise kean?

>>150685882
Loacatelli is the worst one

>>150685886
he's punished Kean now, because the jews in the music industry didn't give him a contract for his mixtapes

>>150685645
literally every club has israeli fans what is this supposed to prove

>>150685931
Post all 20 Serie A teams' Israeli fanclubs

Not watching nor following
Have the Jj shitters (you know which ones) have been found with their legs separated from their body yet?

>>150685931
that duccio is a cringe fag

Allegrian goal btw for both shitaly and israel (since every goal by semitic BVLLS is inherently allegrian)

>>150685970
Name a non-cringe Duccio, I'll wait but not while holding my breath

>>150685931
>no results for 'lazio fan club tel aviv'

>>150685992
The man city fan

>>150686026
>DSL
>non cringe

>>150685982
I love Gad, makes all the Italian chuds seethe

>>150685982
>>150685991
>>150686048
>>150686068
Saudianon status? Dismembered with a bonesaw in an embassy

The Inter fan is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a wiretapper, a passport counterfeiter, a coffee tampering doper, a prescritto, a cardboard collector, a Coppa Uefa hotshot, a leech living off tribunals or ndrangheta, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a sfinterista and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I've been found out.”

>assblasted jjfag

lol stay mad, forza israel!

>Moses scores against Israel
Alright, sometimes Rai is good

>tonali thought he still plays with rafa
Sandro cmon kean is not that fast lmao

MA CHE

OH NO NO NO NO

Stop it, I'm about to coom

politano di lorenzo locatelli masterclass
hang them all

>>150686341
Kean literally has a higher top speed than Lmao
https://fbref.com/stathead/player_comparison.cgi?request=1&sum=0&dom_lg=1&player_id1=3d50bcdb&p1yrfrom=2025-2026&player_id2=20730eae

Kean is cooking

wtf is happening

MOISE IS THE ITALIAN OF THE MONTH

yes we kean

juve legend moist kean!

Kean I always believed in you

>getting punished by the ngubu you sent to italy

OY VEY

MILANBVLL MILANBVLL MILANBVLL

Thanks Grimtoli

black men saving italy yet again

>Ciasponi
>Dimerdenzo
no but keep insisting with them in defence

Juventus youth product Moise Golem

>they're now trying to injure Kean
If I speak I'm in big trouble

Moshe Kean

Retessist

With Spalletti this game would’ve been lost 100%

Si si si!

>>150686393
>politano
apologize

friendly reminder without the Fennel >we would have never gotten Retegui

Based Politano, but Jesus Retegui is actually a fenomeno, shame he went to the dust lands

hatewatch unsuccessful

>>150686578
Doesn’t he play for Al Qaeda now?

>>150686563
only if he scores one more

>>150686569
>without the Fennel and his passport printing buddies from south america >we would have never gotten Retegui
ftfy

>>150686595
Yes

in other news, the kosovars scored five goals tonight