Thread 150640454

Schaubposed edition

K-1 in 2 bongs 44 bings

the greatest middleweight we've seen

When does K-1 start?

I dislike the French

I am not a fan of the middle east, therefore I do not like the french. No fear, no one fears them

Has anyone told conor that the president of ireland can't actually do anything

I just heard the news, Craigbros……. Nevertheless, we can go gentle into the good night knowing that Shartkalaev ducked the rematch.

Scotland's only fighter ever just sharted out...

>>150640609
He can when he has Trump on his side.

Vive la France!

France won

Gonna make some spaghetti and meatballs y'all want some?

Conors first order as president will be to throw that old man in the slammer

Just lit a fag in honour of P. Craig.

>>150640520
Imavov will once again way overperform and beat him when every expects him to get submitted round 1

po lil yt cwaig...blasted, busted! PLASTERED! OOOOOH

>>150640687
fantastical post

Could Conor use his dick like a catapult?

Only good fighting nerd

>>150640754
Brazza on brazza violence.

>All the French BVLLs won
Tomala sisters... this feels like a bad omen...

DONT

>>150640754
Khamzat losing to a meat and potatoes journeyman who suddenly started being good fighter a year ago seems like a scripted loss

https://youtu.be/kU7wLzoeoWg
CJI 2. Judges perspective

seeing that white dude elbow and punch a negro into submission was a good fight, buck breaking is alive and well!

K-1 is gonna be awesome.

>>150640791
They're all french fighters who left Fernand Lopes and joined the same gym
Gane is still with the charlatan

>>150640846
Missed the fight, you got a webm?

Just what dirt does Fernand have on Gane that he refuses to leave him?

Me after hearing nonstop Frog noise tonight

>>150640765
Prates is kino

Another historic Anglo asswhopping by the French tonight, I fear.

Why are french pipo all brown?

>Imavov: recruited by the UFC during Fight Island with no prerequisite try outs
>Borralho: two time Contender Series fighter
The writing was on the wall if you know where to look

>>150640822
>could’ve shot and permaheemed that goober
>decided to throw hands instead
Based G.

France is now the main character of /heem/, you can be mad at this fact, you can cry about it, but if you truly think about that you will realize it's the truth

>ragdolled Redditri in sparring
>Pereddit ducked him
We already know he clears MW, but can anyone in LHW realistically beat him?

Start digging in yo butt, twin!

>>150640984
Napoleon lost in Waterloo and kickstarted Europe's downfall, rotschilds took over and heemed all the strong white men left

>>150641045
on it

>>150641031
What the fuck was Dricus doing when he was moving forward
It looked like he was animation canceling a dash in street fighter

Can jean silva save the fighting nerds reputation?

>>150641031
They should have had the green color and the red patterns of the chechen flag in his custom shorts

>>150640454 (OP)
>turns out Ruffy has no ground game
Why can't we have good things? Why can't we at least once have an exciting knockout artist who also can defend takedowns and scramble consistently?

>>150640887
no but it was kino, end stage when white man black man is broken and then focus elbow and massive punch rain down, very impressive

Never ever believe in yourself, and give up.

>>150641196
This meme is too clever for me.. Would you be so kind as to elaborate?

>>150640765
About to be over real soon

>>150641175
he can defend takedowns and scramble but if you were paying attention, he kept loading up for a highlight reel flying knee
he was overconfident when he should have been smart

>>150641152
>>150641031
I owe Usman an apology, i picked Buckley to win but in my defense it was colby who made me think his takedown defense was solid

>>150641237
You had to be there, sadly shitnigguh is lost media now I'm afraid.

>>150641292
Crazy to think during his prime Colby was top 3 best Welterweight of all time.

>male fighting nerds are 3-3 in their last 6 combined fights (2 W's being from the polish guy)
The hype is dead, right?

>>150641332
damnit i wish i was there for that shit nigguh shit
it pains me soul to know that i missed out on such a crucial period of the culture

>>150641332
There’s still a link in Megan Anderson’s dms, waiting to be opened….

immnaov vs khamzat is gonna be a beast of a build up. ones from dagistan and the other from chechnya, pakis are going to be fighting against each other to see who's goat fucker is better

Let’s discuss this great K-1 card.

>>150641375
The only steppa out of that gym is, coincidentally, their only good fighter, funny how that works.

>>150641388
Omg, you did not!

>>150641375
Is this timeline correct or is there some other fight in-between?
Prates x Garry (L)
Polish fuck x Dumas (W)
Polish fuck x GM3 (W)
Prates x Geoff (W)
Ruffy x BSD (L)
Caio x Imavov (L)

>>150641272
Chills

>>150641375
Praches is keeping it alive

>>150641419
I don’t have a vpn to watch through Abema so I’m cooked. Any streams, broe?

>>150641462
Funnt that Prates lost this year but if he beats Edwards it will be their biggest win yet.

>>150641462
Didn't CP get fraud checked by Ian Garry?

>>150641487
Abema global, the ppv is super cheap or use a free vpn. I’ll look for a stream for you. If not I could stream it for the boys

>>150640830
Imagine having a chill older brother who gets you pussy and also happens to be the best in the world at what you want to do who also gets you in with the greatest trainer of all time and world class training partners and you thank him by crashing out and breaking up his team and following scam artists who create a scam event which pretty much threatens to destroy your sport

People forget man, Ian Garry ended Shavkat and fraud checked Carlos Prates.

>>150641529
That's the sign of a good fighter. Strategic fouls.

>>150641556
I would never boy a fighter who didn't cheat.

>>150641521
Honestly I don’t think I can watch it tonight, but I appreciate the answer and the effort, G. You’re too real.

>>150641539
Garry vs Islam would be the move, but Dana’s too shortsighted for that.

>>150641612
Ian should tell Khabib he isn't like that other guy to get on his good side.

Nah but perfectly slipping a punch in to intentional eye poke is a whole nother level. He could have thrown a counter shot and hurt him there and instead chose to go for the eyes because he wanted to

>>150641175
Ilia topturo is who you speak of

Sad days for mma...

Look at my employment history, I couldn't be contained by a 9-5 you think I would stay on a slave plantation?

anyone else watching roboheems before K1?

>>150641677
I needed a big breasted black queen in my life so badly.

>Ilia topturo is who you speak of
That's true, but he's a faggot who will retire after 3 fights or so.

>>150641511
yea he lost to a fellow brazillian in ian machado

>>150641790
no you dont.
there not sexy as they seem on your compter screen3
fat titty big booty whores who are very aggressive and combative over every tiny detail... not worth it.

I fear the Paul Craig retirement signals the end is near for our boy GM3

>>150641852
''machada'' is not a real brazilian name

>>150641709
Nah, good day for MMA, the reddit nerd meme is over

MMA but it's all blacks and the octagon is downtown DC and they all have guns and knives.

>>150641953
i concede.... you've beat me

>>150641953
Ian Machado is a descendant of brazillian romancist Joaquim Maria Machado de Assis

Daniel Cormier but he doesn't weigh 500lbs

God I'm so glad Imavov won. Didn't care about him before he slept izzy and shut down le fighting nerds hype but now he's straight boy material by virtue of being anti-reddit

Can't take these viking tv shows seriously anymore, pathetic to see, pussy ass ''vakangz'' aren't real fighters.

>>150642031
Was he a heemer

Brazil what happen?

>>150642126
yea i got a hard time beleaving that them vikings was white boys...

Just how good is Dustin Poirier?

>>150642389
Pretty good

Seemed like it would be a boring card. I assume I didn’t miss anything?

>>150640454 (OP)
imavov reminds me a lot of Dricus. They both win fights that nobody thinks they will win

Tom? Tom will heem

Cumsplat fears the Frenchman

>>150641666
Mental

>>150642389
I couldn’t stand watching him fight, the tic he had to keep frivolously pulling up at his shorts drove me crazy. Like really it’s ok, you don’t need to urgently expose more of your thigh. Use your hands for something else

Can't believe ruffy got exposed, it's pver

>>150642925
Damn!

Heem ain't litty

>>150642925
Make gane look down at tom with shame

i fear that lopes is too tall for jean silva

smoke weed everyday

>>150642669
jesus christ gane went down like a bitch he didn't even fight back so typical

>>150642925
bodied that freak

>>150642126
Holy shit is Gane ok?

>>150643089
Jean is litterally taller than volk and with heeming power

>>150643221
volk is the greatest fw of all time and was rocked by lopes
jean silva is a barking manlet who will die in the cage

Jean Silva has the best chance out of anyone on the fighting nerds to win a belt. Volk is by far the weakest champ right now and a complete paper champ. Nobody is more washed than him other than shevchenko

>>150643221
volk has like half a foot of reach on him and he's actually good

Jean's a TKO merchant

Nice to see more than half the card was KOs, A good number of light heavyweight and heavyweight fights too

Jean Daddy got their clitties leaking
LMAO

>>150642126
Give him a weapon and see what happens.

>>150643246
Lopez is a "lets bang bro" retard who cant move his head, if silva loses im ready to donate my eyes

>Gane was holding on the railing when climbing up 4 stair steps to face off with Tom
Gane sisters... I fear for his knees.

Prates over Silva winning the belt because he’s cooler and not a schizo manlet

Jean Silva moved up to LW on short notice and heemed his opponent.
Only one other person who fought Volk has done this. Do you know who it was?
Illia Topuria
Chills.....

Say what you want about jeets but these guys can fight

>>150643464
Sorry Rajeet but you don't look like that
Sad sad cope.....

hues are identical to jeets

>>150643488
The uber jeet who delivered me food literally looked like this

Couldnt watch the card today. Was it good?

I'm afraid

>UFC event in France
>Gane wasn't even there
>Aspinall was
This speaks volumes

Jean is our only hope

>>150643590
Geg

>>150643577
Gane is American

>>150643532
Whatever helps you cope Kumar

>>150643532
>>150643508
>>150643464
This is what you look like pradesh
Sad sad stinky brown subhuman!

lol that one revved him

Wiggly wobbly wiggly wobbly wiggly wobbly wooooaaaaooohh

Post grasso

Just found out the rest of the world has bread slices that don't unfold after you smush them. They just stay smushed apparently wtf?

>>150643749
pillowfists

>>150643628
say that to our face and see what happens you bloody prostitute

K-1 starting in 15 bings.

>>150643764
Need Gane to beat this jeet

>>150643788
link us b

>>150643865
K-1 isn't available for viewing

You now remember the farting turds

The fighting cans

>>150643865
Will try and find one for ya. I bought the ppv
>>150643871
This event might be easy to find desu cos they have it on abema global for cheap

>>150643788
We don't watch that shit here troon

>>150643958
I don't have a microscope playa I'm not watching amoebas

K-1 World Max gonna be sick

laugh it up, chuds
the fighting golems are gonna get one back next week

is fat brown pedophile totanon streaming k1?

We can't watch that crap here

yeah non of my 7 sites have it so I guess k1 has the perfect streaming defense

lol dis nigga too poor for 12 bucks for the ppv or 5 for a vpn lmao even

>>150644444
checked
guess i'm not watching that crap

heeminder to never ever believe in yourself and give up

i will rewatch the Imavov Caio fight

>>150644457
which countries have it for free?
also link me

12$ ?
Thats the national gdp

ONE won the weekend.

is k1 today? what do I search?

Homie Ill poo on you and myself

Nice little fight rn. Better than the jewfc event for sure

>>150644590
annnnnnd it went to decision kek even the wmma had a finish

>K-1 IS ON SAAAAAARS
*crickets*

if K-1 was any good someone would actually bother streaming it for free

I’ll stream it but only for white people so you’ll have to prove it

>>150644644
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

set vpn on japan
abema.tv
whites should be able to do this

K-1 is such a good filter lmao

>>150644681
I don't have to use a VPN for any other organization

>>150644706
You can’t afford 5 rupees

>>150644706
that’s cool
I’m just telling you how to watch
you can go fap to tranny porn while we watch the fights if you want

>>150643246
I want Silva to win simply because it would be better for the division, but godanm it would be so danm funny if all the undefeated Nerds lost in the spam of two weeks.

don't worry hue bros charles will win his main event

delija vs prime cro crop who wins ??

>>150644874
Serbs

>>150644915
what

>>150644984
shut up

Dej Loaf vs Beth Correrria

Let an nigga try me
Try me
Ima get annwhole fuckinmutha army

for my family

In Delija last PFL fight he got destroyed by Moldavsky, in between getting beaten up twice by Vassell, who lost a fight to another PFL russian after each of those wins.
This guy wasn't a top 5 heavyweight in the PissFL and he obliderated one of Tom's best win.

*attacks your family*

One thing about K-1 is the Gringo papi flatlined their one and only guy

I look nothing like Brendan schaub

>>150643590
I wonder if you can post this in r/mma

>>150645192
yeah we know you’re indian bud

>>150645192
Your an benchod, b

>>150645236
huh? Brendan schaub looks indian

Got a warning for posting Schaub's wife, the jannies are such cunts

Gane will win.

Drinking a margarita.

I will commit violent acts for a toasted bagel with cream cheese

>>150645281
Looks like I'm going shopping tomorrow.

>>150645236
bodied that poo

>>150645275
Connor was mildly drunk in this fight dont ask me how i know

People forget man, Strickland easily beat Immavov, his best win (Izzy) and DDP the first time.
He still beats everybody at middleweight beside Khamzat, DDP and Fluffy.

How do you tinnk yo gon beet eelya aptoro....taptoro

>>150644844
Why do Brazilians love jews?

Ante Delija was ducking the Buday matchup

>>150645315
BAPAPAPAP

wow k1 is so exciting rn only 2 decision so far in 2 fights

It's been awhile, now, we try to figure out the story of bungussy

I didn't mean to post that. I'm too old for internet now. I sleep.

>>150645352
Keep this shit on /pol/ you gross ass vergen

>>150645382
yeah that was a little weird b, take a week off and we’ll see you next fight night

Ru Pol

captcha: HPVRN

volk still isn't chinny enough to get heemed by noncesar

I thought Movsar got cut to BRAVEFC?

Movsaar is trapped in the hyperbolic time chamber

>>150645427
>>150645437
>>150645452
Dont forget to thank grok

8p4pp

ante delija could be 1 fight away from a title shot that he can't take because he and tom are training partners and friends

There goes mah boi Caio. I was hoping for a more exciting fight thoughever.

Back to fighting has beens I guess.

Two words: ass fart
Two sounds: me hitting you
And then you ass fart

Volbussy just leaked his DDPs...

woodpeckers are unheemable

>>150645554
damn these euro events really kill saturday night /heem/

>>150645574
*sticks you with the jab*

>>150645582
we're too busy watching k-1 to post

>>150645574
How the fuck do I achieve this? Follow up question, how about natty?

holy banger

Farted myself awake

>>150645624
Based

I wouldn’t wanna be a judge for this one, joe

>>150645693
turn on K1 pekka

apologize

>>150645715
Can't find it on the usual channels

>>150645714
yeah I wouldn’t want to be a 5’4” japanese guy either

>>150645731
I honestly don’t think it would be that bad

No one going to help a uralic nordchad IC1 out?

>>150645729
yeah for some reason every site ignored it, abema.tv has it for free for some countries, might need a japan vpn if they don’t like binland

ok guys i've been workshopping a new take on the turn on your monitor comeback:
"how did you read my message with your monitor off?"

>>150641462
Why do I have a feeling that if Prates and Garry rematch he beats him? Also I have a feeling when Shavkhat comes back he’s gonna be washed

>>150645771
Abema is a real pain in the tafas I'll just enjoy my morning Luke Thomas and coffee thanks though b

>>150645765
VPN to nipland and use abema or you could buy the ppv it’s only 10 bucks. You got plenty of time before the good fights start although they’ve all been decent already.

Abema global 10 shackles

>>150641031
Why does everyone forget that the LHW champion is Ankalaev, or is it because it is already known that both Ankalaev and Chimaev will not fight because they are Muslim lovers?

>>150645783
if you say so
this is my first abema I literally just went to nippon and am watching it but you do you b enjoy your coffee

>>150645760
yeah it kinda depends but in general I think I would pass

>>150645806
they've said they'll fight each other

>>150645794
>>150645807
Hmm suppose I could try setting my rocation to japanuu Luke isn't very animated today

>>150641292
didnt colby take cuckley down in round 2 tho

>>150645806
Why is everything about gay faggot sodomy with you like every post every thread every day same man to man ass fucking nonsense every day bro

>>150645782
cause he really would do beat garry in a rematch he was prepareing against geoff neal and we saw how that one went

BSD took Ruffy into the deep waters..
And from there?
Well, just ask any true anime fan.
They'll tell you the same thing:
the Devil Fruit makes you unable to swim..

Why not high altitude instead of deep waters

>>150645883
OOOOOHHHHHHHHH HE'S COMPLETELY FINE

You can still drown in shallow water

>>150645897
yeah if you’re black

Imagine drowning in a puddle

Evloev took him to high altitudes

A woman I actually like wants to go pick mushrooms in the woods

>>150645883
holy pillowknees

>>150645897
funny a British telling me this. I'd drown you in a creek, not even a river. Hold your little tea loving legs up while you get a big long drink. We won, stop trying to act like we are scared of you

>>150645910
Damn bro that’s awesome (only if you’re white)

>>150645877
Luffy whooped this bum after spending like 10 episodes underwater

>>150645923
Your mums pussy

Something tells me they are shelving usmeng for a title fight against islam/jdm in the white house

just how good is dustin the diamond dp poirer

>>150645910
>GURGKGKFLAAA I"M DROWNIRTHTHHHSAAAAACCGH
scary stuff

both americans on last night's card lost, one of which losing via first round heem to a brit

>>150645946
At least rockhold wo-oooh hold on

Still coping i see

>>150645960
Damn this picture is so true and not a rip off of the real French one

>>150645865
I'm sorry for insulting your gay fighters and I hope your anus recovers.

RDR beats cum slut

>>150645865
Do not look up the percentage of LGBT people in argentina, literally sodom and gomorah in that shitskin shithole

>>150645968
I don't have any "gay fighters" and you are again talmbout ass fucking like an npc all you can do is post about homosexual rectal sodomy no matter what I say

>>150645993
you don't have any fighters at all

>>150645983
>Do not look up the percentage of LGBT people in argentina, literally sodom and gomorah in that shitskin shithole

>>150645960
>>150645965

What's even funnier is that there isn't a single white american UFC that's not an embarrassment to his country

Dicey Dicey !! i revved a ladyboy

I don’t want to see Vovdaddy and Zatdaddy fight eachother :(

>>150645999
When you think about it this is true

>>150645999
apologize to drew dober you balkan freak

>>150646013
It will depend on RDR vs Fluffy

>>150645995
That was uncalled for and makwan won actually

>>150645877
He's a East Blue level can
Jimbei is ELITE

Big Ankdaddy should move to HW and Zatdaddy should move to LHW so Vovdaddy can be the MW champ.

>muh japanese cartoon
Fuck off pedos.

Silva being the only good nerd is by far the funniest outcome for shitposting

>>150646033
OR evloev should just move to LW, you ever thought about that

>>150646041
his success proves satan is more keen to involve himself than god

Sattari vs Shota should be a heeming

>>150646042
Terrified topiglet retires immediately

hey pussy you still there?

>>150646033
you have so many daddies, your mother is one hungry gal

Caio Sborralho

>>150646076
They're po lil piggy yt bois' Daddies, not mine

fighting nerds exposed is hilarious but brownoids claiming khamzat is still the most amusing thing of the year so far

>>150646112
Makwan just won in under a round, under a minute no less, b

Muhammad Ali was the greatest boxer ever. Rope a dope was such a great technique. Just look how he ended up!

>>150646067
Lawrence Strickland had that same look when Seana walked out with xher DDPs

Cassius Clay was an IC3

Reminder Caio is the worst least physically gifted fighting nerd.
The other 3 are all championship material

>>150645279
Post your bet slip

>>150646108
Crazy diddy got away with it

Mauricio “championship material” ruffy

>>150646112
just let them have it

Japanese ring cards girls are perfect receptacles for my shevchenko milk

>>150646112
How's it amusing b these pakis have been assuming the accomplishments of white caucausians because they happen to pray to allah. They're not and never have been athletes or fighters.

>>150646158
All helplessly hooked on BFC I'm afraid

Based hero’s mma k-1 fight upcoming. Get ready for sloppy cheating kino

khamzat is not white

>>150646165
This would probably hurt if I wasn’t an icey ic1. Nice try though HH

>>150646181
as a transbian white man i can affirm khamzat is white

What is wrong with ciao borralios face specifically?

Zatdaddy has beautiful olive skin. He’s not some disgusting raw chicken flesh pink piggy

Zatdaddy ain't white but he has 100s of half-white bastard children with 16 yr old swedish girls.

skin color dont matter
we all bleed red white and blue

>>150646206
Khabib looking a bit zesty there

Cyril "Bon Gamin" Gane

>>150641531
Imagine having a retarded autist for an older brother who happens to be obsessed with jiujitsu, porn, and steroids, who repeatedly offers up his whore girlfriend for freeuse, which disgusts you because you have morals, and then all of a sudden there's an opportunity to get away from the whole perverted scene and maybe be your own guy for once in your life.

Kino little sizzle reel honestly

This was worth turning on the vpn for

>>150646206
Are American fighters bad now or have other people caught up?

We follow K-1.

How will BDS piggies cope when the non-muslim Caucasus champs are the first to lose?

>>150646246
Are you getting out enough?

>>150646168
but is he brown?
no
so what is he closer to?

Based K-1 work

Shalom

>>150646217
he looks like an orangutang what are you seeing lmao

is dana washed?

Hero’s first fight in years and they book Sina lmao these japs honestly bring it on themselves

>>150646332
I don't get it? Why did it go grey?

>>150646364
prop-o-gander

>>150646356
Ian sissycuck garry beat the macaco thougheverbeit

>>150646434
what's the purpose of this webm and post?

JOIspinall

>wants to be the next McGregor
>skips the title run
>taps to a face squeeze

>>150646434
why the gold chains? he looks retarded

>>150646480
Proud English Chav culture.

I fucked Matsutani Kira

i fucked rin nakai

I do not beelit!

i fucked mauricio luffy

my life is fucked

Vovdaddy is cute

>>150646524
this brings me satisfaction

Imanov win, wow! SHOCK UFC RANKINGS!

Rin Nakai nude facesitting dom handjob (5 rounder @ featherweight)

i fucked my siser in law and shes the only bitch ive had sexual relations with so its troubling.. my brother is getting marriedto her in october

>>150646537
https://youtu.be/qWKpCmPdGmM?si=wgINQeIMjECq79g2

>>150646541
Woah!

We can all agree that Vovdaddy 50-44s strickpiggy in a rematch

holy shit michael just found the gun behind the toilet it looked as if the gun wasn't going to be there for a second

Why does Joshua van sound like a beaner

>>150646548
How's life in Alabama treating you dawlg?

>>150646607
fuck you shut tfd

>>150646607
bodified that freakazoid

>>150646611
Oh my bad, b, my bad!

I lied rin wouldn't have me

Wanted to lick my gf's asshole last night but my courage left me... next time huh...

RDR walks down any of these bums, beats them up and subs them

you guys have no hespect
*CLAP*
WANANOW

>>150646649
thats why believing too strongly in your guard is dumb
yeah he beat good opponents from a similar position, but he didnt force it in the first round

>>150646649
Now that's a fighter, brits could never

>>150646655
I can't let you get close

>>150646649
Also Craig was robbed in his previous fight

>>150646683
His guard jump was him mentally quitting already. He felt outclassed, knew he was retiring and committed octagon seppuku

>>150646693
Britain is the island retard

>>150646718
Cazzie, pulling guard is his biggest weapon and he won half his fights thanks to it

>>150646724
no its not, youre thinking of ireland

>>150646717
Shambolic display

Keep an eye out on a kid named ruffy, kid's going to places

>>150646728
Yeah but not panicked in the first round like that. Pawg Craig wanted OUT!

Off mushroom picking with a good 8 light 9 IC1

>>150646729
What’s that?

Are you not entertained?

>>150640454 (OP)
another shit cr=ard

>cr=ard
hehe lard ass bellend can't spell, lad

just got humiliated at the store. Tried to use my credit cr=ard but I didn't have the funds so I had to pay cash

Tom Aspinall burst into tears after watching Tyburya's performance

cr=arppy ass performance from gustaffson, to get exposed 1 minute into the 1st round of the fight.

oh cr=arp what if Cyril Gane kills tom arse=pinall

>>150646798
Happened to me last month but I had no cash. Did the Masvidal hand gun thing to the barista as I left my latte on the counter, felt hoenstly badass as fuck.

test

nazi btfo

>>150646820
Rindaddy raped a piggy

>>150646885
Nazi chud COWERS in fear before POC

Missed the gustafsson fight, I assume he won. VIKING CENTURY

>>150646901
Raided unarmed farmers on coast lines

How did Barralho even get this far? He was throwing those janky Nate Diaz punchslaps and mildly discomforting leg kicks. Imavov's face was intact, looked like he came out of a beauty salon, fresh as a daisy.

>>150646855
that's epic bro, u should join the UFC

>>150646855
I literally instinctively started cowering while reading this post.

If you're going to be this kind of rambunctious rabblerouser, please AT LEAST add a trigger warning in the beginning. Some of us can't handle the mental stress of this kind of rubber-burning, trailblazing, hide-tanning scoundrelism.

>>150646206
> Country that promotes the event wins more
> Country that promotes the event has more fighters on the roster
> Country that wants to have an event in the president's building

Same thing in mma, b

>>150646977
Arman killed the Spanicuck with elbows from guard

>>150646973
I love ur posts man, keep up the good work

i hope delija uses his bonus to get rid of that disgusting third nipple the fucking mutant

I'm very surprised at Ruffy's poor showing. His confidence was completely gone. He looked small in there againts BDS, too.

>>150647051
I'm more surprised that BDS lost to Poirier in the way that he did. Considering that Ruffy was just as a crisp striker as Dustin.

>>150647073
I still say BDS is a fraud. It's just that, Ruffy was an even bigger fraud.

BDS was scared to stand, also.

>Benoit Denis Saint
Fucking dyslexic retards.

>>150647042
Cheers autism reigns supreme

>>150646218
Wasn't even at the event

>>150647134
he was

Saint DENNIS the Menace

There was nothing Bane could do, Rinat checked in with the Shot Caller and he had more respect on the yard

NEVER EVER BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, AND GIVE UP

Fucking based.

Why does Mason Jones look so.....so....so Finnish?

>>150647073
>I'm more surprised that BDS lost to a veteran of the sport
You shouldn't, Volk vs Lopes was similar, a crafty vet goes a long way and 5 rounds completely shuts off the young up and comer with just feints and a jab, they rush these guys way too fast and result is they get less and less experience and are more likely to be surprised by a style they have never seen before.

Coaches are also to blame for this.

AARON FUCKING PICO

Kaue fernandes was the only dauntless brazillian on the card.

>>150647246
he would've beaten ziam

Fuck yeah K-1 World Max

>BROKEN by Chris Duncan
>BROKEN by Mason Jones
Why can't Oki handle Big Celtic Men?

I thought Guram was a turbofraud, but maybe Kaue is just that good

if a drunk guy takes a swing at you and you hold him down for 15-25 minutes until the cops arrive, they would commend you for not fighting him

The sport just won't feel the same without Craig slopkino

>>150647265
hardwick was on 4 days notice up a weight class

Benoit Sweden Denis

Nina drama was hot 9 years ago.

>>150647134
You missed out

150647300
Get that foul shit out of me telly

>>150647300
>>150647308
tits too small

Sick fight

>>150647317
Rate her ass

In a few years, Nina will sorely regret wasting her prime years of fertility being a trashy journo for MMA when she's a childless hag

What did I tell everyone. Imoviv is incredibly good. He's like a Mousassi.

I never thought Kyle was great though, sometimes guys just go on win streaks when somehow everything goes their way, until it doesn't. What is actually amazing about his skillset?

>>150647325
she'll be 37 this year mate she was out of prime before she even started working for the ufc

>>150647332
Just how good is Sean Strickland?

>>150640881
Imovov left? What the hell, what happened?

>>150647320
also too small

R U F F Y

Mauricio Ruffy made BSD look like Khabib Nurmagomedov out there

>>150641152
What makes this picture of Usman so popular?

>>150647287
The hard dick sisters are simply not UFC level. The other lost to that pali bum on cantender

>>150647356
It was hilarious hearing how much Guru was glazing George before his contender series fight

>>150647356
my point is that you can't take anything from kaue's performance as it was a free win

>>150640765
He's next to get exposed. He's overrated, not as much as ruffy but he loses to lopes.

>>150647340
Not very, his trick is unsophisticated. It's like one of those magic trick that are so shitty you're mad at yourself for not working out when you find out. I think dricus might have initiated the gimmick being uncovered and everyone will beat him going forward

>>150641175
Why can't we have good things? Why can't we at least once have an exciting knockout artist who also can defend takedowns and scramble consistently?

you do, it's BSD

>>150647265
Guram's body was literally falling apart against Kaue. He's already washed but maybe Kaue is really that devastating.

>French fighters went 5-0
The Gane effect is inevitable

>>150647406
there was only 1 french fighter on the card

>>150647413
2 actually, isn't Axel Sola an ethnic Frog?

Albijon wtf kinda name is that

HOLY FUCK

The hammer of Zion

>>150647406
>uk and polish fighters went 3-6
aspinallbros... im scared

That fight was sick

>>150647415
he's the 1 fighter
st denis is some sort of mutt

i'm so fat

*crowd goes* how fat are you

I'm so fat, when I try to squeeze through I inevitably spill all over

Prayers up for Tomala
Critical condition, might not make it

>>150647406
>>150647437
Seriously, what if Gane wins

>>150647454
We would all dress like gane

>>150647454
Guru kills himself on stream

>>150646973
Hoenstly? I aplogise, king.

You can tell Tom has let the money and fame change him by how much of a twat he dresses like now

>>150647051
his showing is the same as always, he fights clean. In a dirty dog fight guys like that lose. Same with edson, or fiziev. wanna stand in front and have a technical striking battle? All those guys will usually win. Pressure them, grapple and remove space? They are going to have a hard time. I saw bsd by sub a mile away.

Godnihgt

>>150647460
Gigolo Gane

>>150647471
he's always dressed like a twat, he has fucking awful taste, it's literally scribbled all over his body lmao

>>150647454
>what if
it's not a question of what if, it's a question of when

>>150647394

Basically, throw random offbeat strikes to distrupt his rythm and never let him get going, get close clinch him dont let him strike at a distance or put together combinations.

Really hyped for tonights card, the fighting nerds are gonna show the world how real they are

>>150647254
Post a fucking stream you dunce

Why don't WMMA look like this? USADA has a lot to answer for.

>>150647474
Post bet slip

>>150647518
Exactly, also aim to always make him move backwards, those faggot jabs won't work at all. Can wait to see the cunt get knocked out cold, I can feel it coming

>>150647474
Your analysis is impeccable today, you should apply to be a commentator and kick Anic off. This is the era of the polished athletes

Dricus should be a much easier style for Imavov than Strickland
I think he wins quite easily

>>150647616
Your sister is an easier style for meeting that your mum is. But why do I need to choose, I'll sex then both

>>150647572
I just want a woman like this to violently rape my penis

>>150647413
There was 5, faggot

>>150647636
Imagine how shit her personality would be. Bonjour

>>150647640
you're not french either

>>150647648
who cares? i don't

Just got sloppy toppy in the woods ama

>>150647691
Last time you got sloppy toppy in the woods?

>>150647691
whats her name

The nerds all fight like they are expect to knock out opponents with a single shot and it’s cost 3 losses now

>>150647702
Eeva
>>150647696
Just now

>>150647655
I am, nigger

>>150647691
Oh shit Finland's here. Today is even more sad, what did you think of Gustafson? I already said that was a possibility but I would've never predicted THAT soon.
Come ON

>>150647748
We do not sign our posts here :)

>>150647750
We don't talmbout it

>>150647810
Haha

At least you got suckled, that's one of the best joys in life, that'll take away the pain. I got nothing.
Is Imovov winning the belt?

>>150647855
Against khamzat? Who knows

>>150647855
No, he’s not inbred enough to have pitbull strength. Chimaev glues him to the floor

>>150647576
i lost 300 dollars betting on dricus, im good for a bit,

>>150647855
Imavov can grapple, If imavov can keep it standing for a round he could KO khamzat. IMO the striking gap is bigger than the grappling gap, but the grappling gap may still be too large for imavov to navigate.

>>150647867
No, against Brad Tavarez

>>150647878
He does lack that killer instinct that his brothers have which is a shame because he'd be a beast

>>150647952
Canada is just SMOCKING TODAY
>striking gap is bigger than the grappling gap, but the grappling gap may still be too large for imavov to navigate

After that there just isn't any more for me to add

i could beat khamzat

Hey Canada you're not the super-gay though are you?

>>150648009
At what?

>>150648021
idk yet

At being a faggot that wears a silk scarf around his Neck and a thick stripe black and while top, and not wearing deodorant. Definitely

>>150648029
Toby you rascal he looks like this

no need to be rude what the heck...

>>150648011
Im a heterosexual living in a faggot nightmare

>>150648035
This goofy fat piece of shit runs poohfc thanks to ari emmanuel and "ariel helwanis"

>>150648075
>>150648075
>>150648075
>>150648075
New

>>150648035
Kek what is the French government like