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VER NOR PIA LEC RUS HAM OCO ALB ANT BOR HAD SAI BEA TSU LAW COL GAS STR
Alexander Albon is DOTD
'It’s super enjoyable to win here' - Verstappen
'I felt like I was waiting in pits for a long time' - Norris
'A lot of things to learn' - Piastri
Very important poll: https://strawpoll.com/polls/w4nWWVkmxnA

Papaya rules are the most cucked thing in F1 right now

no balls
no hair
no championship

Oscar is playing smart, now Norizz can't refuse team orders

3/10 race for me

gimi

>>150653133
>Smug smiling Zak

>>150653103 (OP)
terrible edition
why not something with max

>>150653170
flag

#mclarencheats

lando haters would seethe regardless what they did
>lando gets the better pitstops, his haters claim he's getting lucky and was about to be undercut
>he same thing happens but this time they don't swap them around
>the same thing happens but lando ignores the team order

>>150653133
It was a power move by Oscar

He doesn't give a shit because he knows he is better than Lando

And now Lando is gonna be mentally broken from what people are gonna post about him online

Predict the Race's headline about the papaya inchident.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

is this thread just britoid arrogance?

>>150653143
meh, a bit higher for me, but again, im biased because my driver did great
>>150653157
yeah, starting on the hards was the way to go, but dont worry, alo had it
>>150653170
i dont know, i like it, kinda funny

>>150653103 (OP)
Who the fuck baked this shit

Formula 1 fully dies the moment he leaves and it turns into pure semen.

>>150653170
Who cares about a midfielder? All the drama is about the championship battle

Kinda want to kys myself and this race didn't improve things, the opposite in fact.

>>150653183
Yeah that's what happens when people are unlikable

People will reflect back on this season and conveniently forget how littered it is with team orders. Complete fucking shitter of a season and I blame all the other shit teams for not being able to take the fight to them which enables this worthless pathetic subhuman team behaviour.

>>150653204
would have been a great pic for a thread btw you britoid cunt >>150653103 (OP)

alonsooooo alonsooooo alonsooooo alonsoooooo alonsooooo

>>150653225
ferrari status?

>>150653233
Stay off curbs.

>>150653221
when was the last time F1 had clowns as world champions?

reminder that a SUBHUMAN FAG here said that alonso was whyning for saying "unbelievable" after a suspension failure at 180km/h

>>150653254
I think early Vettel was fairly clownish, now he is just an Ecomentalist.

>>150653254
2020 both 'driver' and team
was itself a clown world championship as well

Norris is broken in those interviews

>>150653103 (OP)
>Alexander Albon is DOTD
Huh?

>>150653250
subhuman fag

>>150653103 (OP)
best chair in the hotel/house, ngl desu frfr desu famalam uncs

>>150653226
>Noooo don't make oc use the shitty screengrab instead!!!

>NARG IS FUCKING SHIT
b-based

>>150653278
Early Vettel was funny and based. NOW he is a clown but he wasn't like this at RB. Ferrari broke him

JV really hates fake Gimi

>>150653266
>>150653284
Oh you think I said Alonso was whining?
I don't, I just don't think he finishes 7th, he finishes 8th.

based JV shitting all over fake gimi again

amx

>out comes lando norris
>w...wait, are those boos?

crofty btfo

>>150653184
for ONCE in my 35 years of F1, I agree with that cunt

>It’s another example of us showing the values and principles we hold at McLaren.
>It’s another example of us showing the values and principles we hold at McLaren.
>It’s another example of us showing the values and principles we hold at McLaren.
what did Stella really mean by this

>Tsunoda starting position: 9th
>Tsunoda finishing position: 13th

Very interesting

>>150653298
I just never cared for the naming of chassis I guess, and the whispering with Michael in press conferences.

>he's older than max was when he was running at the front
jv dropping the truth bombs

druk af rn blasting music, my only enjoyable moments in my shitty life

>>150653301
no, i wasnt talking about you, well i dont think so, check the archive and see if you were the subhuman fag posting that during the race
i think it was other subhuman fag

>>150653294
>don't make oc
>oc
fucking hell you're just a faggot

>>150653316
I had my first laugh for today at that moment

McLaren were right to order oscar to let lando past. Oscar got an advantage through no fault of lando's - it was the team who fucked up landos pitstop.

>>150653316
Is there a video, I watched the BR broadcast

>>150653327
should have stuck with Gasly desu

It's so random that all those great drivers suddenly become garbage when driving the same car as Verstappen.

>>150653327
>guy not great at managing his race in this car
>give him silly strategy
>???
>profit

Sainz needs to be more patient. He keeps driving like he's in a Ferrari

i don't care for jacques villeneuve

>>150653322
He didn't say that, he said;
>It’sah notherah exahmple of oos showingah duh valuesah andah prinsahpulls we 'old at MacLaren.

>>150653359
ah yes, the famous brit fairplay racing rules

>>150653359
lando nowins is utter fucking shit bro

>>150653359
>tf
>tp

>>150653327
mistake by redbull, shouldnt have responded to haass undercut
but very poor race yeah, couldnt catch alo and borto and the move he allowed kimi to do is a joke

>>150653371
I wonder if Williams would let Merc do a swap for Albon

>>150653375
a bit rude, mclaren can have a bad day like anyone else

>>150653384
well, that makes sense then

>>150653359
It doesn't matter. It's a title fight and a slurper of one because of these ridiculous team orders which might end up deciding the championship outcome. They're not going to make reparations for Lando's mechanical failure, which wasn't his fault, are they? So why this retarded posturing.

>>150653375
Yeah, all those great drivers like Gasly, Perez and Tsunoda

you wont like it because ummm its not le based but i think it is based what mclaren did

we should favor more of this approach of removing randomness, and only letting driver skill decided world's "driver" championship

AMX was one ONE lap away from lapping Tsunoda

>>150653414
Nah, I can never hate Stella, I loved his team radio with Alonso in Malaysia 2012.

>>150653374
gasleak was broken after a few races because he believed he could be on par with amx
albon, 'they race me so hard' aside, seemed to be more realistic. I don't know if he would have won a race in 2021, but I don't think he'd be a lot behind what perez ended up doing

>>150653390
So you would rather that drivers win through sheer luck? It's supposed to be a test of the best team and driver. Races decided by sheer luck are shit.

>>150653391
Maybe. If he is then he loses the championship.

>>150653400
I'm right though

>>150653422
I think this team order was the right thing to do. Sometimes team orders make sense.

>>150653283
stupid fangirls

>>150653405
>Red Bull
>Responding to Haas
JFC.

>>150653391
Remember when Norris won his first race, and one of the first things he said was
>People can't call me Lando Nowins anymore!
I knew then and there he wasn't going to be WDC material.

i think what mclaren did is stupid and gay, but in the end it's another pando nowins humiliation ritual so i'm ok with it

>>150653422
That we know about.
Wouldn't put it past these sneaky rats to sabotage PS3's car one the constructors is mathematically theirs.

>>150653424
Would like to see Norris get a go

I think the team orders were correct.
Albon had more pace at the time, plus Williams probably guessed Sainz would fuck it up again.

>>150653435
> Malaysia 2012.
yeah....

bortobro saying that he loves to fight with alo

almost a good bait, Kumar, almost replied
thought you hanged yourself by now, tho

>>150653435
>It’s another example of us showing the values and principles we hold at McLaren.
this turns any love completely neutral

tech gimi has spoken

>>150653432
So they should have retired Piastri's car due to Zandvoort according to your fag logic.

>other drivers should let drivers with bad luck pass
great takes from 'finland' and britain, as usual

>>150653434
they both can't drive the fucking car but at least tsunoda isn't banging wheels with another car every week

>>150653424
If you take the time they got trounced by Verstappen out of the picture, they all look like competent upper midfield drivers. This should tell you something. You also forgot to mention Albon.

>be called as a "better driver"
>lead in the championship
>your fans are crying like a bitch over 6 points
remember that same mclaren fans were crying over fastest lap point for ricciardo

>norris has to use pixlel
humiliation ritual

>>150653405
>shouldnt have responded to haass undercut

thats about his level though

he's down there with the drivers doing meme strategies in the one in 300 race chance it pays off as they have no other hope... so has to stay with them as he clearly cannot even drive his way through those shitters

if he doesn't want to be involved in those scraps, he should do better in a car that is clearly capable of at least being comfortably top 10, even if he can't pull it along as far as max does

>>150653476
He did bang wheel this race and i think last race as well and probably the one before that as well and we just don't remember it because it is irrelevant backmarker drama.

lando saying tha he didnt want the place back...
but that it was he fair thing

>>150653476
Anymore, and he still managed to get hit by Lawson.

>>150653498
It's funny how often it's Lawson he clashes with, and how often Lawson is the one to punt him out of a qualifying session

>>150653498
who was to blame there?, i wasnt paying attention
and why was kimi penal?

>>150653445
if you want to take that angle then max shouldn't also get dotd since it usually is rare that fastest car that finishes 1st gets dotd, so its a pity vote for max. max lost out to lando at the start in a big way and only got through with superior pace and drs overtake.

meanwhile lando's dive on the inside despite having dirt on half of his tyres was surgically executed, it takes real skill to not lock up in a situation like that and still not overshoot the corner.

well mclaren got to keep lando happy and that's what this is ultimately all about

>>150653497
If that were true, he could have easily given it back...

>>150653103 (OP)
>Sorry Oscar, Lando gets to pound Lily without a condom after the race. Papaya rules.

How would he respond?

>>150653512
For pushing Albon wide in turn 3

i was booing norris

>>150653516
the rb was the slowest car on the track, max just overdrove it

>>150653512
Lawson let Tsunoda through so I assume the matter was settled there.
Antonelli pushed Albon onto the grass, which earned him the penalty.

>>150653521
>Errrr... I don't think that's fair... I don't really understand the logic but... yeah, okay

>>150653521
Lando is gay so he wouldn't want to

>>150653521
Surely you mean Lily gets to pound Lando

What's Jolyon smoking?
It's good for Lando that Max is fast again.
Lol

>>150653521
>yeah go ahead mate all yours
>*goblando fails to achieve erect of penis*

I was norring boois

>>150653521
soooo embarrasing, he made this post in the other thread!!!!!!
>>150653526
ok
kimi was cleaner than bear here, albon made on him the same move that sainz made on the bear

americans should have nuked Indonesia not Japan

>>150653204
Unironically Hadjar is the next red bull GOAT

hold on albon isn't dotd?
why did >>150651941 think that

>>150653521
>Can I watch, at least?

>>150653470
I already said it, yes. They should retire his car next time Oscar is about to win 18 points.

>>150653549
I think it was for the grass push.
Bearman got 10 seconds for the Signs inchident.

i would listen, because that is what no one did

>>150653547
oh, a good post
thnx bazza or gazza

>>150653553
british bias

>>150653549
In the long right hander I mean

>>150653521
Lando is a bottom, so she would be pegging him

>>150653552
nobody cares about some french nafri

gonna eat some pizza in honor of etc

>>150653327
that's Red Bull's real pace
and he overachieved in qualifying

Missed the race. What happened?
I'm assuming no overtake snoozefest?
What did McLaren fuck up this time?

kek

>"Oscar, it's Zak, how's the view from the front?"
>"Good? Wonderful, hey I need you to do something for me, Lando is in P2 right now and under a bit of pressure but he hasn't pitted yet, so I need you to drive into the wall on turn 6 so we can get a red flag."
>"What? Remember the DNF in the Dutch GP? It's just Papaya rules buddy, we have to balance things out, it's only fair."
>"But don't worry, next time you are free to race him however you want. Alright, see you later, in the pit lane."
>[SCREEEEEECH CRASH heard in the distance]

edd

>>150653638
>What did McLaren fuck up this time?
goblando's pit stop
they fixed it by getting pozasstree to move over for him though

>>150653638
Piastri experienced the values and principles held by the Mclaren Formula 1 team all the way up his ass and liked it.

Ferrari did fuck over Hamilel with that pitstop into traffic.
And they only did it because they pitted Leclerc earlier and it turned out as mistake, so they had to keep the order straight and move Hamilel back.

>>150653469
based gimi leaker

>>150653552
you mean the next red bull victim getting humiliated by the car only Max can drive

>>150653638
Places swapped on the opening laps only to finally end up in the same order they qualified in.
Stayed that way till McLel fucked up Norris' pit stop and PS3 jumped him. McLel told PS3 to give the place back and he did.

Alonso blew his suspension going over a kerb as well. Ultimately a snoozefest but a quick one as it was the fastest race in history.

haven't seen this gayness in a f1 team since 1989/1990 mclaren
dead "sport"

>Pathetic... I can’t believe you gave up second place for that goblin. I hope you like reminders of your mistakes because you’ll be sore tomorrow... and NOT because of the race.
How do you respond without sounding like a bitch?

>>150653691
um, sweatie

also they had to pit stop because piastri managed his tyres better and gained a lot on nowins
it's just a total clownshow

>>150653638
There were overtakes but it was mostly in the midfield if you don't count Max giving position due to cutting the kerb then taking it back later in a few laps
All accidents were minor, biggest incident was a 10s long yellow flag
But then McLel fucked up Lando's pit and Piastri took his position, they asked Oscar to swap positions because of their mistake and PS3 capitulated like a good little kekboi, Max laughed at it in the radio

>>150653691
1989 was pretty good though, though I guess Prost's paranoia at Senna was getting a little much, he still won though, good thing Ferrari were so fast but brittle that season.
1990 was a good season but I guess Mansell's paranoia over Prost was getting a little much.

very decent race by stroll aswell

>>150653690
>>150653681
>Stayed that way till McLel fucked up Norris' pit stop and PS3 jumped him. McLel told PS3 to give the place back and he did.
KWAB

>>150653739
stroll was in this race?

>>150653719
McLaren are run like a back marker, but somehow they have a rocketship.

>>150653359
>t. eunuch

>>150653746
Stayed behind Ocon all race then beautifully undercut him on lap 47 when Ocon had a 5 second penalty still to serve.

>>150653745
Most importantly, Max was based.

>>150653719
And if they would have ordered Piastri to give the position back right after the pit, he would have had double as much time to overtake Lando by himself again

>>150653763
Is that why he's dead last

>>150653746
he had that incident with ocon, after that he went long hopping for a sc
now that i think about it, crofty said that hamil was noted for something, any news on that?

>>150653679
When it comes to team decisions the only time I remember Max favouritism in race was in the 2023 Dutch grand prix when he was allowed to undercut Perez despite Perez leading after pitting lap 1

>>150653709
giwtwm

>>150653767
This sport and especially this season would be horrific without him

>>150653785
Oh, how did he fuck that up?
He was 1 second behind Ocon and boxed before him.
I just assumed he beat him.

>>150653785
>hamilel
>finished
rude!

>>150653787
>hamil was noted for something, any news on that?

I wouldn't worry about it

Grazie Monza for a fantastic race weekend with Sky F1! @skysportsf1 @skysportformel1 @skysportf1

>>150653638
přišel si nejvíc gay závod sezony

>>150653642
he's so based and has a nice ass to boot (no homo)

Remember the Monza curse?

>>150653809
Just another Alonso moment

>>150653787
>crofty said that hamil was noted for something, any news on that?
Look at his passport and you'll have your answer

>>150653521
>How would he respond?
To be fair, Lando would probably rather be pounded by Zak.

>>150653809
why would alonso break his suspension??? does this stupid boomer know that without it he cant race????

>>150653829
Každý závod kdy Lando je na pódiu je gay

have some mountains

>>150653521
lily would be GAPING lando with the biggest black dildo in her collection. and lando would be loving it.

N O T
M Y
P R O B L E M

>>150653875
>montans
what is this

>>150653890
On fire on all fronts this weekend

pozpaya rules

>>150653903
I think Norris is even more sad with the P2 desu.

>>150653890
amx is mellowing with age

>>150653875
comfy

Goin Chippy lads, do you want anything?

formula 1 is such a cucked sport now

max good, mclaren bad

>>150653316
streamable?

DEATH TO GREAT BRITAIN

>>150653316
it was funnier yesterday, he almost choked when max took the pole from the goblin

volumes...

Not really sure what Mclaren's long term plan is here. As soon as Piastri watches it back/talks to someone who watched it, he'd know that his engineer/team straight up lied to him.
They could've been upfront and he would've taken it fine, instead they bullshitted him about the reason for the pitstop AND the reason to let Lando through.

Is this year what 1996 was like?

thinken bout racism

>>150653991
all of them with 0 cock confidence. grim.

is there a this type of edit about GIGA AMX and micromclels

Great race by the GOAT today, with some awesome overtakes. Ferrari has a 4th fastest race-car right now.

>>150653934
blonde, 45-50kilos, 160-165cm, 18-23yo female for me pls

>>150653132
All of that will change in a few months

[x] Championship - No problem.
[x] Balls - Lily will let him out of the cage with the WDC title
[x] Hair - Lily's hairy muff will be rubbed all over his face

>>150653991
>Fanta
I hear Italian Fanta is very nice.

>>150653890
Unfathomably based. We're reaching levels of no fucks given that shouldn't be possible

>>150654059
breddy gud

>do stops very late
>pit piastri first because lol
>fuck up norris stop oddly
>create drama literally from thin air
This was not accident. Liberty asked them to give some drama. No team is this retarded.

>>150654109
On pace also.

>>150653890
holy BASED

>>150654119
>No team is this retarded
Rari exist

>>150654119
>No team is this retarded
Ferrari tho

>>150653890
>I know you guys want a funny answer but it's not my problem
This is what he would've said to Zack Brown if he was in Oscar's position btw, he answered the question

>>150654109
Is fake kimi the worst rookie?

kwablando getting booed
https://x.com/rbrzoe/status/1964698763727081709

>Monza
>Fair
>Semenstone
>ermmmmmm….
death to mclaren

>>150654119
>>pit piastri first because lol
he went first because porris told so lmao

>>150653875
based

>>150654172
the punishing anal sissification he has endured from Toto has taken a toll on his performance this year

>>150654175
highlight of the weekend, fucking weakmind loser

>>150654199
No driver is that stupid

>>150654199
yeah, pitting late was the better thing in this track, i dont understand why people are claiming that this is like hungary last year, when there pitting earlier was the way to go
and both times oscar was given the bad strategy

>>150654228
Goblino was literally asked whether he wanted to pit first or second. He said second because he didn't want to get bitten by an unexpected safety car

>>150654247
Oscar will always be given the bad strategy because Zak has been Lando's manager since his karting days in his early teens. Zak is also an investor in Lando's company. They're practically family. Oscar is just the hired help and was never meant to win WDC

>>150654247
mclaren is definitely not beating the favoring lando allegations

>>150654181
Ps3 got a penalty because of his own fuck up

>>150654172
Lawson?
Doohan?
Colapinto?

>>150654284
McLaren said they disagreed with the penalty and then refused to appeal it. Even Williams is appealing Sainz penalty from last week. McLaren hates Oscar

>>150654288
Lawson and Colapinto barely count as rookies (which isn't a compliment to them and their performance this year).

>>150654306
You can't appeal a penalty thats been served

>>150654328
Of course you can, Williams lodged an appeal on Sainz's penalty from Zandvoort several days after the race. McLaren didn't do that for Silverstone because they don't give a fuck about Piastri

https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/williams-submit-right-of-review-request-over-sainzs-dutch-gp-penalty-for.5mVUwbCizhTaoxba7lbgBA

>>150654175
relentless

>>150654288
Lawson and Colapinto had a few races last year, so I didn't count them(not that they are good).
Doohan is fair tho, completely forgot about him.

>>150654355
Yes, but it wont reverse the resault

#mclarencheats

remember
ps3 is WAY in front of norizz
he currently can afford to retire into a lando win and still be in front
he let him pass today because for just 3 measily championship points he gets to show the team that, unlike tantrum-throwing lando, he is loyal to the team effort, show lando that the only reason he gets to finish in front of him is because he lets him do that, and lull him into false sense of security that that will continue to be the case, to then have the leverage to pull the rug from under him when he needs it the most
it's an ongoing effort to completely and utterly mindbreak lando, and ps3 bending the knee today is just another part of his devious plan
he doesn't have lando's pure pace, but he's smart, and murdering lando's motivation- if not making him leave the team or even the sport- is a great way to ensure he becomes #1 at his team and gets himself a pet bottas

Lily probably got the ick, this the time to dm on Instagram and be rich and aristocrat of the soul for the rest of your life

>>150654228
https://f1radioreplay.com/

>>150654367
It reverses the penalty points and signals the team supports the driver. Not appealing the penalty signals the team does not support the driver

>>150654228
>>150654260
Norris asked to pit second on the condition that Piastri couldn't undercut him.
This means he wasn't at risk of losing a position due to a safetycar, and also not at risk of being undercut due to the team's guarantee. Basically, by offering to take the second pit it was impossible for him to fall behind Piastri.

The team then got on the radio and bullshitted Piastri about pitting him first to """protect him from Leclerc""" :^)

Then they fucked up Norris' pitstop and bullshitted Piastri some more about it being a team thing.

how was francos race? he was running ahead of gasly at the start

>>150654374
All this waffling to defend cuck behaviour. At some point it becomes untenable and this will result in catastrophe when someone inevitably refuses a team order.

>>150654175
never the man, never drew a dime

>>150654407
According to Piastri's radio, apparently they had previously agreed that bad pit stops are fair game in 'papaya rules' (cringe) and shouldn't result in the team swapping to make it fair. So McLaren broke their own rules to favor Lando today

>>150654412
where he going?

>>150654412
where's blud going

>>150654210
>anTROONelli

i wish those red bull girls would shake my can

>>150654377
>Lily probably got the ick
Nah, she probably likes her men weak and controllable.

PP: HARD

I still think Antonelli is a fraud

maybe red bull will be good in baku too

>>150654377
Lily knows his character by now, so she likes this apparently.

>>150654456
is that the cuck manga

>>150654477
We're back to regularly scheduled programming of high downforce so I doubt it

>>150654470
nemesis from resident evil

>>150654490
nah its actually vanilla, its called "how to love a useless person" or something

>>150654492
bakugan is low downforce. but the slow corners are bad for red bull.

beartwink is going to get a race ban in his rookie season, isn't he?

>>150654477
They're missing the Baku specialist this year

>>150654515
>bakugan

>>150654540
Pity he won't be at Mexico this year either

>>150654529
wait, isnt rio something haas 3 driver? the japanese guy toyota driver

>>150654515
Helmut said in an interview in Zandvoort Max might have a chance to win again in Baku

>>150654515
as long as amx gets to drive the low downforce rear wing I'm staying optimistic

>>150654544
jajajaj, os funny, i used to have a few of those

>>150654529
>Magnussen replaces Bearman for a race because of full penalty points
KINO
>>150654540
some team should unironically hire Perez for 1 race contract for Baku

>abu dhabi gp
>piastri is 24 points ahead of norris
>team radio
>"oscar we need you to retire the car, there's nothing wrong with it but lando had that engine failure at zandvoort so its only fair"

>>150654556
i'm interested in how ticket sales look for this year without him racing

>>150654591
I'm sure Cadillac will have some activation zone to promote themselves for next year, just to measure Checo's engagement

>>150654590
you laugh but they're already working on pulling back the 31 point lead Oscar has. They might even manage it with 8 races remaining. Zak's boy gotta win the WDC no matter what

>>150654429
He was just trying to proof how straight he was.

>>150653991
lando looks like someone just shot his fucking dog lmao

>>150654590
Would this scenario eclipse the 2021 discourse?

>>150654653
>british driver wins the championship
no

>>150654590
never trust one of the tribe

>>150654374
the team doesn't care about ps3's benevolence since Lando is Zac's pet driver and always will be. The only bright side for piastri might be reaction of general public if it brings negative attention to already emotionally unstable Lando and further feeds his feelings of inferiority

>>150654653
i don't think so, everybody knows that this year is a total irrelevant mickey mouse season

>>150654653
Oscar would just ignore it, win the WDC and find a new team for the following year. Red Bull would kick out Tsunoda in a heartbeat for Piastri

This whole situation was McLaren's fault and it never should've gotten to where it did. The moment Max pulled a safety car stop lead they should've just pitting Lando then Oscar a lap later. That "Cover Ferrari" idea was so retarded and overthinking things. They're still race like a midpack team even though they have the best car by a mile.

>>150654706
Same shit with Hungary 2024. Oscar was leading then the strategist brought Lando in to undercut him twice. Then they had to do the ugly swap to make it right. The whole thing was completely unnecessary and entirely created by them. Their lead strategist needs to be fired out of a cannon. Absolute amateur hour team, makes Ferrari look competent

>>150654706
Max only had that gap because McLaren were cupping their balls while watching him gain 1s a lap on the hards. They were clueless.

>>150654642
small kek

I'm sick and tired of Lando being coached to win by his Race Engineer like he doesn't know how to race. How come Oscar doesn't get spoon fed but the twink does

>>150654793
>like he doesn't know how to race

>>150654793
ps3 had his moments too, but not nearly as often as the goblin

>>150654805
>ynr ocon entering pitlane when it was full of journalists

>>150654833
Are his fangirls crying mental health yet?

>>150654793
You know why.

>>150654850
Lando has the worst fanbase of any driver, bar none

Soon we are gonna find out Zac and lando are having an affair, there is no other explanation for lando favoritism

>>150654881
Kek wtf

>>150654891
The other explanation is Lando's dad pumping money into the team to keep it alive when they were nowhere

>>150654837
Wait, so the redbull on low down force is the fastest car? (+20 seconds)
So WTF is causing some much Aero instability on higher down force setups?

i dont support piastri
i support Norris because it is the new shitpost meta

>>150654374
>show lando that the only reason he gets to finish in front of him is because he lets him do that
if he wants to do that he should show that he's good enough to beat him on the track but he's going on a bit of a loss streak at the moment

>>150654921
It isn't. McLaren have some cheat codes for keeping tyres in the right temp window despite pushing through corners. On power circuits that advantage is irrelevant.

>>150654881
Just like those vtuber simps

Remember when /f1/ though Albon was gonna get gapped?
Turns out he's better than we thought.
Or maybe Sainz is worse than we thought.

>>150654923
>hoppe
kek, I always knew he's not white

>>150654952
I always called Sainz a wet cum rag being passed along every year from team to team just to fill roster holes. I'm still shocked he got a Ferrari drive at all, and astounded it lasted 4 years.

>>150654945
Isn't Monza a med-high deg track due to the low downforce and high speed corners?

>>150654590
he lost 18 points not 25 points from zandvoort so if he did that, he would still lose the championship by 6 points if no other bad luck affects either driver.

>>150654972
So high deg everyone went for a one stop.

ynr well done baku

>>150654919
That is the reason. Adam Norris originally invested $44m in McLaren to keep them afloat when they were near bankruptcy and in exchange he got a race seat.

>>150654987
just like in my rally group b montages

>>150654881
This is just an attention seeker, a creative writing exercise but expected when your fanbase primarily consists of children and teenage girls

>>150654969
He did pretty good at Ferrari though.

>>150654969
it's like if eddie irvine was a medshitter.

>>150655022
>gifted his first win after crying on the radio and begging for it.

>>150655021
It's a real post on Instagram

>>150654987
This is totally normal in rally. Or at lest it was.

>>150654670
>Lando is Zac's pet driver and always will be
how long is always? one world championship? two? five? lando won't last that long. and that's assuming mclaren keeps getting championships. imagine how much of a wreck lando will be when mclel is shit next year and he realises that he blew his only chance to be a champ because he was a chump. lando's gonna be either a #2 driver at mclaren, or not a mclaren driver.

racing is illegal now

>>150655053
>I'm in the hospital too
imagine working at NHS and having to deal with these cunts

>>150655089
NHS is full of mentally ill Lando fans, what a life as an NHS nurse

>>150654670
>Lando is Zac's pet (..) and always will be
other way around as logically follows from >>150654919 >>150655014

>>150655053
>i understand you fully
>seeing that made me sick to my stomach
Holy they should just watch love island

>>150655014
So Lando is basically Stroll but in a faster car?

>>150655053
Not saying it's not a real post, what I'm saying is it's just attention seeking by someone that is mentally ill and using the guise of this fandom to platform themselves.

>>150655087
shartz caused that accident btw

>>150654881
>"I never thought Lando would kiss a woman"

kek even his fans think he's pathetic

>>150654771
>They were clueless.
I agree with this, i actually think they didn't even notice Max pull the gap he did (I dont remember them mentioning it at all on TV either). That last stint by Max was amazing and it didn't get the coverage it deserved on the broadcast. But i wouldn't expect Sky to give Max or Red Bull any credit anyway.

>>150655067
>he realises that he blew his only chance to be a champ because he was a chump
He unironically did that already at the start of the year, with 2024 being is one an only chance since he didn't have competition in Piastri, and legitimately could have won against Max if he has been better. It's been obvious since the start of 2025 that Oscar is the better driver now, and Lando's attitude in the first half of the season was him realizing he had already blown his chance.

>>150654881
>I'm in the hospital for now
meanwhile nanna had a stroke at the nursing home and has been ramped in the ambulance for 2 hours

>>150655036
You don't get 4 wins and that many podiums by accident or begging.

>>150655067
What happens when the 2026 McLaren isn't a rocketship?

>>150655160
fucking kekked

>>150655053
anon go to sleep

>>150655138
he is a paydriver in a rocketship, it's like if in 2021 you put mazepin in the mercedes
except mazepin was based as fuck

>>150654374
If you're the no.1 driver you don't need to let the team cuck you. Could you imagine Max or Hamilton agreeing to switch places in this situation? Of course not, because if you know you're the main man you can afford to say no to the team.
The only thing you show by giving in is that you'd let him past again next time they ask.

>>150655161
>You don't get 4 wins and that many podiums by accident or begging.
Correct, you get that many by being in a top 3 car for 4 years.

>>150655207
australia only happened cause of amx dnf though

>>150655014
So he's just Stroll (down to getting world champion material rookies as a teammates), except he lucked out into some rule-bending shenanigans that turned the car into a rocketship.

>>150655207
I don't think this shows the point you think it does.

>>150655211
...of course it's some faggot who is obsessed with team infights

And that is why Ferrari is dead.

>>150654881
jajjaj, that cant be real, and yeah they are in a relationship, an economic one

>>150655248
i saw him once during the race!

necc

Why 6 threads?

>>150655256
>that cant be real
my dearest spanyol friend...

>>150655246
I'll accept your concession.

>>150655224
Williams did the same thing and took pay drivers under Claire when their team was on the brink of bankruptcy (Latifi and Stroll). So yeah, Lando is the McLaren Stroll

>>150655278
4 got filled up very NIIICE, 1 is fake, 1 is this one

>>150655087
meh, i dont care that much about your opinion, brareim tararata you know the thing

>>150655248
>stupidly good pace, but tends to crash
>gets told to not crash
>loses all the pace
>worthless ass in a worthless seat
he's just cruising till the end of the season

>>150655157
All I can think of to defend them is they were waiting for an SC, but your entire strategy cannot revolve around waiting for an SC especially not when the leader is lapping that quickly. We've seen Max run away with it in Suzuka and Imola already in sort of similar ways, so it's not like it's the first time and yet they cannot come up with a strategy at all to look even somewhat competitive when it happens.

>>150655334
youre defending the same logic that got proudy the bs penal last week you fucking donkey

>>150655087
proudy turned in on him left no space but cubboy is a gay cunt pommy poof so penal is right (for being a flaming homo queer)

>>150655307
I am not the same anon.
>Ferrari lost the WDC in a season where they had the fastest car and won the WCC.
>Ferrari lost the WDC in a season where they had the second fastest car, while the third fastest car won the WDC.
It's six years of this idiotic homosexual faggotry now. Six years of 90% of things you see from Ferrari fans being some homosexual ERP sessions.
Ferrari will never achieve anything as long as this gay analsex bullshit is going on.

>>150654407
>>150654407

this is where it gets fucked for me even before the slow pit stop

being first means you get the choice of stops and thats it.... you don't get to pick and choose and if it doesn't work out then you get that place back regardless

none of this he can't undercut, he can't get an SC advantage - pick your stop and thats fucking it

>>150655323
>4 got filled up very NIIICE
fuck, i want a gf so badly
>>150655371
nah, he got a penal because he deserves it, because he said there wasnt a british bias, so there you gooooo, stupid faggggggg
and im just defending that you(the general in general) is bias agaisnt sainz, so your opinion doesnt matter

>>150654417
>All this waffling to defend cuck behaviour.
Yeah, there's no cucksplaining around this

>>150655274
!!

>>150655433
you know what go the fuck to bed because youve had enough

>>150655372
he could, 1 put 1 wheel in the curb or 2 backed off
albon did the same move on kimi and kimi backed off

>>150655398
How does a head to head stat between teammates over four years equate to gay buttsex? Americans are fucking weird.

i blame george

>>150655460
empty headed giraffe
hes just a girl

So we're just not going to address how Bearman got 10 seconds for something that was obviously Sainz's fault? Even DC and Palmer were stating how slamdunk a penalty it was going to be for Sainz since he left no room at all.

>>150655502
add some jurassic park music to this

>>150655398
>Ferrari lost the WDC in a season where they had the fastest car and won the WCC
who is talking about 2008 ITT??

>>150655464
why so mad? its not my fault that you did what you did

>>150655591
youre going to get did if you dont fuck off

>>150655053
>lily I hope your okay
>Lily
It wasn't enough that he stole Piastri's second place, he's now stolen his gf?

>>150655590
i don't recall ferrari losing the 2008 wdc.

>parents visiting town, take me out for breakfast
>dad checks his phone
>ah, looks like Dutch-Belgian racer Max Verstappen guy won the race
>...Is that his spouse?
>Yes that's Kelly Piquet
>She's beautiful
>look at this honey], look how beautiful this woman is
>she is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen

dad is now gooning over kelly. races for this feel?

>>150655557
the only bearman fans are people who want to fuck him in his zesty ass and sainz already got humiliated when he got gigaexposed by albon as per usual so basically no one cares

trackjannies are just overcompensating for the penalty they give to sainz last week

>>150655485
Ferrari has 0 wins this season.
Drivers are important for car developing and whoever wins in team-internal statistics against each other is based on team preferences

Ferrari is now worse off than when they had Sainz. Doesn't matter how much you cum when shoving a dildo up your ass while thinking about pushing your cock into Leclerc.... Ferrari had multiple changes to win the championship in the past year and won nothing and they barely manage to get a podium this year.
It's a fucking midfield team now.
What do you think is causing this? What was the common denominator over the past 6 years of failure?

>>150655618
wowowow now i have to stand here and be threaten????

>>150655628
???

>>150653890
Bloke has literally been firing out of all canons this weekend

i dislike spain as a concept

>>150655557
> Even DC and Palmer were stating
the britbongs are sucking off their beloved Ollie again? No way!

>>150655638
based. you should support your gooner father by making AI nude edits of kelly getting gangbanged by the RBR pit crew

>>150655682
Felipe Massa is the 2008 world drivers champion

>>150655647
sainz last race, lawson closes the door, sainz makes space, lolson loses teh car, sainz cant make space fast enough, crash
bear this race, doesnt try to give space
>>150655697
it doesnt need to be this way

>>150655638
Your dad is a patriot

>>150655697
their balconies are very unsafe

Reminder that the F1 movie was filmed while USAIDS was still active, which means that liberty media had to abide by the same diversity rules as every american movie, which is why you see so many medshitters on the grid

>>150655638
Don't understand that at all. Her nose looks like something out of Skyward Sword.

>>150654881
Sanest idolfag

>>150655719
>bear this race, doesnt try to give space
Sainz straight up drove into him at the apex. Was Sainz's fault again.

>>150655638
>ah, looks like Dutch-Belgian racer Max Verstappen guy won the race
is your dad a poorly trained AI chatbot?

>>150655790

he was just reading off the Apple News or ESPN headline or something like that

>>150655651
>Still talking about gay buttsex

>>150654881
absolutely insane, unironically

>>150655783
ummmmm, why are you not saying anything about lolson losing the car?
again, so you are impliying that is sainzs fault that lolson lost the car, is that it?
again, brareim blablabla

>>150655742
is this why colapiss is still on the table?

>>150655817
>Apple News
whats that? since when apple has news, and since when they are taken seriously?

>>150655891
Why does she have a hoof for a left foot?

>>150655885

They just aggregate headlines from all the major newspapers I think. IDK I'm not a boomer I don't use this shit

>>150655891
fake, i don't look like that

>>150655891
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>150655891
>bianchi lookalike
sofpia was 14 when jules died. bianchi the posthumous nonce

>>150655834
That is the only language you raging homosexuals understand.
Imagine watching your team being at the absolute lowest of the low and masturbating to some perceived muh team internal driver drama.
I think when you barely scratch a podium in a prestigious team like Ferrari, then "at least i am in front of my teammate" isn't an advisable mindset.

Ferrari is SHIT, it is UTTER GARBAGE, and the drivers have a responsibility for this as well. You can't run away with "the twink i want to fuck deep in the asshole is innocent, his team is at fault" for SIX YEARS now. Especially not when there were seasons when the car was definitely competitive.

>>150655876
Argentina's answer to Noel Edmonds.... Noelberto Edmondos, if you will

Signs is driving this season like a divorced guy who goes off the rails after his wife leaves him

>>150655891
ok
what is sop?

Bortobros, our boy once again dragging the green tractor to points and exposing Toto's cum sock

George will be wdc next year

>>150656029
careful anon, if you repress yourself any harder, you might need to go to the hospital

>>150656110
wdc= wanking dog cocks

>>150656110
is he going to formula e?

Were there any other championship winning teams consisting of two bottoms?

>>150655891
Chuuuuuck noooooooo don't fuck that succubus

>>150653443
>If he is then he loses the championship.
He already did

drip check

medshitters are already making excuses for peeasstri choking the WDC

>>150656081
you give him too much credit anon, there's no thought process or even emotional response

he's just going through the motions, pure instinct and not in a good way - more like a primate, theres nothing going on up there

guys, Piastri let him past cause he knows he's not a threat.

>>150654590
>>150654632
>>150654653
>>150654667
If Lando gets WDC 2025, I am cancelling my F1TV subscription.

>>150654540
even in his shitbox second seat red bull he was fighting for a podium
might even fight for one in the cadillac or top 5 at least

>>150656308
Like the boss in an NTR doujin letting the wife go back to sleeping with her husband.

>just watching the race
>max forces piastri off the track (by driving a straight line)
>norris then forces max off of the track so hard core that he was off the track as well
>gets on the radio and cries about it to get verstappen to give up the spot
>losses it again three laps later, and then verstappen gaps his ass
To quote the Netflix zoomers here, kwab.

PS3 was an absolute idiot to give the position
I think it's really sad that this year WDC will go to either one of these McLaren sissies with their loser mentality. I'd be happier even with the neekeri winning his 8th.

>>150656308
bitch move
it was when Lando gave him that win last year, it still is now and always will be

>>150656505
hamilton lost the wdc in a car that won the wcc, bro

>>150656308
>it doesn't matter that I'm a cuck because I know she's coming home to me

>>150656459
>max forces piastri off the track (by driving a straight line)
>watching the race
You sure about that?

Reminder that this is now Leclercs 7th year at Ferrari and in those 7 years he only won 8 GPs and had 4 years in which he didn't win anything and now the third in which the whole team is winless.

>>150656545
arr mcrarens rook arike

Imagine the banter.

>>150656536
Bong seething because it's true.
WDC was decided a week ago.

>>150656126
Hatred against homosexuals is natural and you need to embrace it.

>>150656521
And? At least he doesn't have a bitch faggot mentality on traçk when it comes to winning (but goes ultra bitch cry baby when things don't go their way)
My point is champions should think like this >>150656515 instead we have goblino who cries all the time and ps3 who will bend over to get his ass rammed any time Zak orders.
2025 is the gayest year of Formula 1

>>150656613
God the shit stirring would be amazing

>>150656590
2026 Ferrari will surprise everyone with a dominant car (cheating) and he will win WDC

>>150653132
>insulting people because they have male pattern baldness that they can do nothing about
when did this become a trend

>>150656643
They are both complete and utter shit

I forgot about the race its over

>>150656590
he just needs more time.

>>150653266
nufans and sportsbrained zombies will say someone is "crying" when they say they have a problem

t-three points closer, the gap is c-closing
this is how lando norris can still win the championship

>>150656590
Maybe they shouldn't have jinxed him by giving him the Il Predestinato nickname.

>>150656716
> Ferrari
>win WDC
Kek. Ferrari won't win anything ever again.

>>150656590
Won Monza and Monaco. Literally better moments than 85% of the grid will ever experience.

>>150656545
I watched, I just didn't pay much attention to the driver.
>>150656592
And what this guy said. The cars have the same livery sans the t, so it's in no way my fault that I said the wrong guy.

>>150656781
But he is predestined... to fail

>>150653132
How do I stop this happening to my hairline
>t. 25 and I can already see a bit of receding and thinning on the crown

>>150656590
Considering how he's completely dominating the so called "goat" this year, this has to be a somewhat satisfying season for him.

>>150656832
Oh yes, that time everybody changed tires in lap one under red flag and he got escorted to victory.
That is the best moment Ferrari had in the past years. Truly a glorious achievement and we shouldn't demand more.

Didnt watch
Anything good or semen slupring?

>>150653327
My boy yuki... needs more time...

>>150657034
Not the same car, or something

>>150656590
Leclerc is a complete fraud.
>Beat a washed up Vettel
>Went equal with Sainz (who is now getting bodied by Albon)
>Beating a washed up Hamilton
If there was a decent driver in the Ferrari car they'd have won many more races, perhaps even championships.

>>150657019
mclel team and both their drivers utterly cucked and humiliated, total AMX dominance, it was glorious

>>150657019
nano salida and great race by lonso max and bort, but aside from that, not much

>>150657045
hadjar started p19 or p20 idc

>>150657019
Mclaren always delivers.

>>150657019
see

>>150657019
McLaren slurped more semen than Lando Norris does on an average weekend

>zak brown deepthroating norris
>norris lying saying he would have done the same for piastri
>carlos sainz is an absolute shitter again
>liam lawson too

>>150657047
My Leclerc theory is that he’s not as good on the harder compounds
Max, Lando, PS3, Jorj are all better on Sundays because they can make the hard compounds work in the 2nd stint.
Also, look at these booba

>>150657034
>sainz somehow 18th

>>150657047
>who is now getting bodied by Albon
Nothing surprising there. Albon is a great driver, his career would be very different if Lewis "Uncharacteristic Mistake" Hamilton didn't steal two wins from him and the retarded senile Helmut Marko didnt remove him from Redbull in response

>>150657192
very good
now show us her nice hairy cunt

For a moment imagine this season without Max Verstappen.

Just 16 more races and Hammo gets it.

>>150657249
I remember 2014 and 2015 just fine

>>150657249
GRIM. I would still have BORTO to root for but yeah, it would be 100% absolutely total mega slurper

Anons what’s your favourite Top Gear (or Grand tour) special?

>>150657249
>McLaren wins every race except for R JORJ in canada

>>150657332
Vietnam

>>150656716
>WDC
gay shit. only wcc matters.

>>150657332
byrrhma

I watched with famalan instead of you guys (also famalan I realize). Why did RB make VER give back the place? Looks to me like he had every right for space on the outside, so he had no choice but to leave the track when Norris went wide.

>>150654881
you sure you didn't take this from /vt/?

>>150657224
Alex "He's racing me so hard" Albon has rebuilt his reputation by beating up pay drivers. Amazing.

>>150657375
turn off the vpn, lewis

>>150657332
Man in a van.

>>150657479
british bias that's why

what i heard is that ferraris engine doesnt look good enough for the championship, but 1 we still dont know shit about the engines until we see them on track and 2 if it looked that bad the french fagggg would have been fired but they gave them a new contract(unless they are expecting it to suck so that they would fire him at the start of the season and blame it all on him, that knowing ferrari could be the case but is something stupid to do)
other than that, redbull looks like ass, mercedes looks the faster and honda looks good enough but behind merceds

>>150657332
The episode where James May is in a small plane racing the boys who are in cars

>>150657599
So the anticipation of british bias?

>>150657332
North Pole

>>150657612
AMuS are reporting that some paddock insiders think the Mercedes PU will be over 6 tenths faster per lap than the Ferrari

>>150657612
does your dad work at FOM?

>>150657479
Easier to give the place back and mog him on the next lap than dealing with any steward penalty.

>>150657332
vietnam numba wan

add this to the list of races where kwablonso wrecks the car/retires instead of getting exposed by his teammate

>>150657368
>>150657732
>me dong's gonna be all soggy, isnt it

>>150657681
i dont think so, but im not quite sure where does he work at, something car related
>>150657673
fagmus
i hate assssmus, he is my enemy
6 tenths sounds like a bit too much though
mercedes>>honda>>ferrari>>>>>>>>redbull, this is my understanding, but until they arent on the track we wont know

i mute sound during post-race interviews.

>>150657479
There's too much policing over ahead at the apex/not ahead nonsense and Max has pretty much always come out worse this year because of it. I think the expectation in this scenario is that he needs to concede the position and file behind, which has more chance of going wrong than conceding it later down a straight to avoid janny interference.

>>150657770
do it yourself, you're not my boss

>>150657845
ummmmmmm, do you watch the funny guy making signs in the left corner?

>>150657880
He was also against the Haas which was very slippery in a straight line today.
The Mercedes which Albon passed had much more downforce which made that pass more feasible.

>>150657845
i only watch F1 from LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO until AND MAX VERSTAPPEN WINS

>>150653327
Name a more useless cunt

>>150657880
Max just isn't a very good wheel to wheel racer. Whenever he's battling another car, someone always ends up going off track.

>>150658063
ummmmmm, if he wins he is good, you could say he is dirty

>>150657249
TOTAL TSUNODA DOMINATION

>>150658047
I have someone worth 100 million in mind

>>150658026
i would too, but i really like them standing up there with the anthem part.

based "no bad weather, only bad equipment" people

>>150658063
His wheel to wheel is fine, he's just very unwavering and has to be when he's going for a win in an inferior car. He didn't know the pace of the Red Bull by the middle of the first chicane to decide whether or not to be fair to goblando, it might have been his only shot.

>>150658117
In his earlier days the stewards let him get away with everything as it was the only excitement in a HamiltonWins world. After that his car was so good no one would bother challenging him.
He's fast, but cannot race people.

>>150653890
based, journous are trying to stir shit, but its really not his problem - go ask McLel

>>150658168
ocon did not see that

>>150653890
but I did eat breakfast

>>150653327
That's Hadjar's future.

>runs off track into the grass on his own accord
>runs race leader off track in retaliation
>has his team gift in p2 because he didn't have enough pace to cover off a slow pit stop
Lando Norris making a title challenge for most hated driver, he's coming after the GOAT of most hated drivers Lewis Hamilton.

IN IN IN
>>150658421
>>150658421
>>150658421

>>150658063
Lmao sure
>Whenever he's battling some carbabby twink poofter
Here, ftfy

>>150658547
These retards only remember all the instances where something dramatic happened and then say Max can't race wheel to wheel

>>150658063
With Chuck it is always fine and fair. The only problem is with bongs. It's because bongs play dirty and Max is Dutch and we have always resisted again the menace of the eternal Anglo unlike inferior races.

Monza is such a shitty track

>>150657332
Vietnam had some great moments and started the tradition of getting silly presents for each other.

Piastri needs to get a new team. He's the better driver and deserves the championship, but McLaren still insists on forcing Norris over him

>>150657332
>>150657673
Yep North Pole, Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust, and the Reliant Robin.

>>150655211
Considering that leclerc is probably the third best driver on the grid, that's pretty good

>>150655207
It's like a fucking gacha pull

>>150656724
bald