Thread 150658517

Germany and Northern Ireland’s second World Cup 2026 Qualifying match will begin soon! Germany lost their opening match 0-2 against Slovakia, whilst Northern Ireland picked up a 3-1 win against Luxembourg. Tonight is an important game for both sides!
Kick-off at 19:45 GMT

We’ve got this

>>150658558
Slovakia beating Germany has fucked you big time.

>>150658517 (OP)
we're shit

>>150658959
speak for yourself, I am fantastic

Is Northern Ireland worth visiting?

>>150658944
Germany have a weak mind mentality. We have strong mind mentality. Again, we’ve got this.

>>150659050
I think so. A lot of nice scenery

Will I get mugged walking around Frankfart late at night?

Germans are getting chuddy again

gib stream pls

>wolf made
>squirtz
what a meme germany have become

Jeffrey touched his weens

Pulled a tick off my ballsack today...

>>150659801
and ROI is majority muslim whats your point

>>150659801
>Opinion polling still firmly against unification
Protestant atheists ftw

Stern Nummer Fünf praktisch bestätigt

what is he doing there

owari da

>>150659581
Do NOT look at the England youth team names.

>>150660042
Au contraiere, it's only just beginning

Jesus christ fake potatoes, they didnt even have a shot against our team until the 20th minute

>>150660000
>>150655555

>>150660132
epic digits bro xD

>>150660167
how do you say ngubu in german?

>>150660249
nuchguben

Even Northern Ireland has black players now.

>>150660249
Schwarzenegger?

>>150660249
Pierre

>>150659238
no

Oh no no no Germanchudsisters, how the hell do we cope?

>>150660167
BPF is absolute shite

lol I thought this lanky cunt was meant to be good with his feet

>>150660496
By scoring one more goal and hoping for a Luxembourg win

what is wrong with them

>>150660634
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>150660613
>By scoring one more goal
>Woltemade plays
unlikely

>>150660496
Luxembourg is going to win actually so it will be 3 points for all

Wirtz is anonymous.

>>150660838
He's saving himself for the final

>>150660838
Hes literally one of US

this is very very embarrassing for the krauts. that tall lad looks total shite n aw

>>150661219
no refunds

Pointless game. We will lose the playoffs against Switzerland or Poland.

>>150661219
you niggers paid €90m for him. that’s the embarrassing bit

>>150661269
thats a brit flag not a saudi

>>150661314
you're going to win the group. we're kwabbing against Luxembourg rn, it's depressing to watch

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lmao

HAHAHA
>>150661334
I'm from Scotland lad. I don't give a shit about prem football

HAHAHAHAHAHA

lmao

YEEEEEES POTATOES
GET IN

Well well well

embarassing

Never doubted Ireland for a second

this german team looks scary in the negative sense

OH NEINNEINNEINNEINNEIN

post-2016 germany is starting to remind me of 2008-2016 england

What part of Northern Ireland you lads in ?

boys, literally and unironically, what does wirtz do?

I am pretty sure that Woltemade is the first player since 1908 that lost his first three caps for Germany. If we lose this game as well he will hold the all time record!

>>150661650
Plays football doesnt he?

>>150661646
LONDONderry

>>150661686
geordie bros...

I look more Irish than German anyway. They call me a vampire here.

i swear, with all those big euro nations shitting the bed or being mid, i'm starting to believe to the shilling there's has been lately on xitter about one of the AFCON nations winning the next World cup

>>150661650
fucking your mom

>>150660496
we have the playoffs spot safe no matter what LMAO

>>150661789
im afraid its coming home

>>150661650
>stares at you with his mouth open while you are asking him what's up

>>150661789
I thought it was going to be rigged for the US but they've been dreadful recently, utterly embarrassing

>>150661835
You're england.

Japan or Mexico has bigger chance of winning than you.

>>150661889
pochettino has an aversion to winning finals

>>150661837
poor elderly Hummels would do better than those shitters
Sad!

>>150661768
humor me, how does the Irish phenotype associate with vampires?

>>150661876
was he good last season? its like the 125m or whatever it was crushed him

>>150660249
Leroy

>>150661939
irish are ghostly pale not pink like germanics

>>150661837
She looks like a nice lady

>>150661744
>LONDONderry

>>150661946
>was he good last season?
eh...
not 125m good, that's for sure

>>150660496
Invade Luxemburg. Simple as

a united Ireland would batter these frauds

>>150658517 (OP)
2025 Darts World Cup winners vs literal whos/wogs

>>150662039
...so Ireland + Bradley and Hume?

>>150662004
why are you even in a best ireland thread just to seethe?

>>150661946
first half of the season maybe, second half not so much. there is a lot of potential, but he seems to crumble under the pressure or his last injury wasn't as small as everyone is making it out to be.

>>150661646
Fermanagh

>>150661832
OHNONONONONONONONO ONO

>>150662122
>that flag
>best ireland

>>150662039
Northern ireland would batter southern Ireland

>>150662204
so thats a yes to just for seething then

>>150662230
>southern Ireland

>>150662121
I'd take Devenny too

>>150661995
This. I am white, not caramel like those Germanic barbarians. I am special here.

Calling it now, Germany will not get through this group

Who is your favorite north Ireland player ?

>>150662230
>>150662269
Don't squabble lads. We're all brits

>>150658944
Didnt nazi germany side with slovakia. Mental that.

>>150662335
Do I even have to say it?

>>150662319
We are invited to the playoffs either way, this game doesn’t matter. Don’t expect us to win those two playoff games though

NARN IRON giving Fritz a scrap, eh?

>>150662368
true true

wow......................auschwirtz is so good............worth 150 million british pounds definitely

>>150662335
Galbraith, had him on my team in FM20

>>150662335
Devenny, who is from Glasgow.

>>150662368
>We're all brits

THERE WERE TEN GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
THERE WERE TEN GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
THERE WERE TEN GERMAN BOMBERS, TEN GERMAN BOMBERS, TEN GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR.
AND THE RAF FROM ULSTER SHOT ONE DOWN
AND THE RAF FROM ULSTER SHOT ONE DOWN
AND THE RAF FROM ULSTER, RAF FROM ULSTER, RAF FROM ULSTER SHOT ONE DOWN.

>>150662230
BTFO

>>150662068
Show a little more respect to the reigning world champions of basketball.

>>150662501
based

American ads are fuxking dystopian damn

>>150661837
I want to have sex with her while both them watch and cry

>>150659050
lovely place especially if you have a car

>>150662443
>British Isles

>>150662447
Was he actually that much? I thought he was like the 2nd most expensive player this year

>>150662581
are you going to be seething all match over our british friendship? are you even watching?

>>150662443
jersey & guernsey are not in the UK?

>>150662674
thats why they are grey in the one labeled UK

Why are we so goddamn shit?

>>150662674
Think they're protectorates or some shit, like the isle of man, but I'm not sure desu

We're gonna shit the bed aren't wewdg8g

>>150662740
VAR was implemented

>>150662636
>our british friendship

>>150662740
Idk but it's great please continue

>>150662443
Mental how theres an alternate reality where we occupied the isle of Man and turned it into a prison colony for all the wrong'uns

>>150662820
not you us and norf ireland

FIFA will just reformat the groups so that shitmany automatically go through

>>150662783
Based

>>150662563
50% chance this is Robinho shitposting from jail

>>150662921
>Northern Ireland
>British

>drawing with Germany away
>Josh Rock winning in the darts
Havne't seen this much power in Norn Irn since the Birmingham pub scene in the 70's

>>150663027
>>Northern Ireland
>>British
Yes

>>150662969
Problem? We have the biggest marketing value, they will not make a WC without us.

Surely there's no way Germany doesn't win here

>>150663097
Can we make it so that you somehow cuck Scotland from appearing at the tournament? That is something I can definitely get behind

>>150662969
Reminds me of when they were shit before hosting Euro 2024 and kept losing all these friendly matches still and so it was a real shocker when they made it out of the group stage.

>>150663177
Gato

>>150663194
What's your problem with the Scots, I like them

>>150663084
>>150663126

>>150662969
>It is my honour to announce that the first recipient of the FIFA World Cup TM Legacy Qualification Berth is... Germany!

>>150663061
Its all the anger over islam and catholic noncery

I thought this Mittelham was just some u21 babby. Which club does he play for

>>150663230
Just because they came to your country and were "happy to be there" at the Euros, they would backstab you at the first opportunity, NEVER trust a Scotcuck

Cam on norn

>>150663301
forever seething

>>150663411
You mean Mittelstädt... So Stuttgart.

>>150663194
Honestly i would rather have 5cot1and at the WC than Wales again.

Germany yearns for Thomas Müller

>>150663614
Scotland hasn't qualified since... Like... 1994? 1998?

>slovakia
we might actually win the group

>>150663695
98

>>150663061
Nothern Ireland was based in the 70s. Watched the Rory Gallagher Irish Tour 74 yesterday, magical stuff.

>>150663177
what a nice pic of cucurella

>>150663716
They've done Euros but can't do World Cups. It's odd. Though the cope has been
>Every time they've tried to qualify had they made it they'd have been the lowest ranked side in Europe
or some shit

>>150663710
however ;)

>>150663695
They should get in their kilts and wigs and sign up for the women's world cup squad

>>150663795
tbf it's easier to qualify for the new format euros. not being able to make it out of the group stage at a single major tournament is pretty embarrassing though

Deutschland bros... wtf is going on lately

>>150662969
shit how many?

>Mikel Merino has scored a hattrick against Turkey
Lol. Lmao. Yet England can't even manage three against Andorra lmaoooooooooooooo.

Lads?

Breakfast bap > breakfast rolls

Ulster fry > Irish breakfast

>>150664006
Alright umugayo ngobu

>>150664006
>scotland being made fun of
>b-but england
hmm i wonder who could be behind this post

get neuer in

Germany’s downfall since 2018 needs to be studied

>>150664079
>>150664076
COOOOOOOOOPE. He isn't even a striker! LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO!

>>150663893
Ireland has gotten out of our WC group three times and soccer is only our fourth biggest sport.

>>150664194
Mental that. A non striker scoring goals. Never happened before.

Arsenal fans... sigh...

>>150663177
That current german NT is completely dysfunctional.
There's no leader, no play idea, no team, no coherence. It's a group of above average to very good players that have no idea what they're doing and without a Missi/Penaldo type wonder player to bail them out.
Reduced to the position of a toothless tiger.
They might dab on Luxembourg any actual team can beat them just by playing as a team.

Wirtz went from being world class to a fraud so fast it's crazy

>>150664209
>and soccer is only our fourth biggest sport.

oh shut up

>>150664266
LMAO COPE. ENGWOGS ARE SHIT YOU'RE SHIT. LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN SCORE AS MANY AS A DM WITH "WORLD CLASS" PLAYERS
>ARSENAL FANS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU HAVE NO FUCKING REPLY TO PRETEND I AM AN ARSEKEK FAN HAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAH

COPE.

>>150664311
They need JBrandtz . He's the glue.

>>150664413
what is this melty

>>150664358
Leverkusen won the bundesliga 6 years ago, Anon...

>>150664358
Xabi Alonso's Bayer systembabby

Spain are 6-0 up against Turkey btw. This is what a proper team does, btw.
>1-0 against Andorra
>"b-b-but it was hot"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150664387
COPE, you seething swine.

Angus on meltdown

feel a goal coming

>>150664455
I swore it was the other way around, that Wirtz was carrying Xavi's credibility. but apparently not

>>150664536
honestly wtf even is this

most autistic thread on /sp/ right now

>we have world class players la, kane is world class la, bellingham world class la, rice world class la, saka world class la, palmer world class la
>scrape past 174th in the world
>we're gonna win the lot la!!!!!!!!!
>meanwhile chad nations batter much better teams by 6+ goals
LOL.

>koch
>blocked
kek

>>150664426
I'm watching on FS1 and even Stu Holden is saying Wirtz has been invisible and ineffective all game.

maybe needs more diversity

>>150664611
i love it

melting down on a sunday night over a northern ireland game my days

cam on luxemburg

Today i am Germanic

WHAT NOW

hahahaha

Prod bros not like this

is there a mad scot itt?

We’ll score again, trust the plan

what the fuck is peacock-farrell doing lmao, guy's stuck in no man's land

>>150664615
German in london?

>>150664587
kinoarse sport to be fair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQm4joWw158

>>150664705
i remember on the last r/place contest, Germans drew this, alongside the Merkel Raute

This was the moment Germany won the 2026 burger cup

>>150664705
Those Birks look fake, anon. Delete this right now!

>>150664587
The best sport in the world, la.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a-t9RDhLZ-g&pp=ygUcZ2Fsd2F5IGtpbGtlbm55IGh1cmxpbmcgZ29hbA%3D%3D

>>150664615
3 of those players are injured retard

RED RED RED
IRISH FAGGOTS

TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY

I knew he would score that. Knew it

LETZEBUERSCH BITTE

lowkey sad for the Nordirland frens, they were kinda based in Cologne yesterday

https://x.com/emilykschrader/status/1964240872679100925

i thought wirtz was bad? lol

wirtz found his level, championship/league one opposition

We won the moral victory lads

Wow he actually scored

Oh dear.

tv OFF

We lost, bros ;_;

>>150664956
Not played trunescape in a while. Hows that varlamore shite

GERMANY IS BACK BAYBEY

the SLAYER of the MIGHTY Northern Ireland

LiverCHADS, we rise.

Nevermind he's the greatest player of all time now

>>150664900
Turkish tap ins

>>150658517 (OP)
over

Feels like watching Leverkusen again with Florian pulling random shit out of the bag near the end to get the W

>>150664175
Nothing out of the ordinary. Eras end. The team now is lacking the quality of the team we had from 2008-2014. There have always been similar situations in the past. In 2000 and 2004 Euros we fucked off after group stage. The world cup final 2002 doesn't count because the way to the final was beating Paraguay, USA and South Korea, kek. We had squads that were beyond grim and got so desperate, we even gave some random Brazilian meme shitter a German passport. You now remember Paolo Rink, kek.

>The world cup final 2002 doesn't count because the way to the final was beating Paraguay, USA and South Korea
this is how England make their way to every final they're in (and then lose)

jelly Kimmich trying to put Wirtz off but he's too cool for that

>>150665162
Grim post

>>150665363
He told him to do it for the fatherland

>>150665249
>t. Lifelong leverpoolsen fan from Surrey

>>150665338
and how many finals have you been in?

>>150665237
>We've got this guy AND Sloboszlai taking our free kicks

How does everybody else sleep at night?

>>150664175
No one really replaced Phillip Lahm.
They wanted Kimmich to do that but he just lack that true German Wagner sovl

>>150665429
I'm a City fan who was watching Leverkusen last season with the expectation of signing him, then he signed for our rivals and became shit so it all worked out in the end

>>150665545
szoboslai has scored one free kick in his entire career

>>150665487
>n-no you!
kek

Wirtz-haterbros...What nao?

>>150664175
You could even say, the west's downfall.

>>150665603
>I'm a City fan

>>150665487
I've been in enough finals to make it to 62 and a half years, baby.

>>150665664
I accept your concession

>>150665603
Its been like 2 weeks, plastic brain.

i'm sorry to say it, but it looks like the northern irish might be having to wait another 4 years to win the world cup

>>150665607
And it was the greatest free kick of all time.

>>150664175
shit happens. belgium couldnt make a tournament, spent 8 years as world class and now theyre slowly rotting away. spain was godly from 2008 to 2012. fell off 2014-2018 and now theyre back to godly. they just absolutely obliberated turkey

never forget England bottled a final played in Wembley in which they were 1 goal up within 10 mins

>last minute slovakia goal
this group could get very interesting

>>150664619
Fun fact: that is his dad, Harry Koch

>Slovakia scoring too

LMAO get fucked orange cunts

>>150665214
*Afghan tap ins

WE BACK

northern ireland shouldnt even be a country

Slovakia scored. I blame the IRA.

I think the only reason i got invested in this match was because i flicked the telly on and they scored 2 minutes later. Nothing ever happens

>Bailey Peacock-Farrell has had more international appearances (50) than he has had appearances for a single club (most was 47 at Wednesday)
It's like women's football

>>150665863
Based.

>>150665863
>shitaly
keep your opinions to yourself

>>150665932
Norf fc sunday league DNA

>>150666056
I'm amazed he even has a professional career, he has always been absolute wank

More like Pee-Cack Fag-Smell

They’ve only gone and surrendered AGAIN

>>150666030
theres a reason northern ireland is disliked and ireland is well liked. those settler cucks should fuck off

>>150665863
Vatican city shouldnt be... or whatever the fuck vatican city is again

We’re still ahead of Germany in the table. I consider that a win.

>>150666182
so when are you leaving italy, lombard?

>>150666182
>those settler cucks should fuck off

>>150666030
Seething

>>150666182
Double based.

>>150666282
Arab*

>>150666182
that reason being ignorance of anything coming from either place. most people around the globe imagine americans when they hear irish.

>>150666182
It's all irrelevant because Paddy does not possess the metal to remove them from NI, as he is busily engaged in filling his own nation with even more alien people than prots.

>>150666381
*mettle

>>150666381
>does not possess the metal
blud is playing age of empires

>>150666328
Reminder that NI will always be British

>>150666586
Factually incorrect

>>150666381
Meanwhile back in reality you started the troubles with complete political and demographic dominance and finished it outnumbered and run by Fenians while scotlel and englel are now white minority countries, SAD!

>>150666749
Northern Ireland has never been a part of the ROI

>>150666586
>NI will always be British

It isn't even British now.

>>150666802
fyi this is due to young protestants becoming atheists, they won't all magically vote for unification

>>150666802
>you started the troubles with complete political and demographic dominance and finished it outnumbered and run by Fenians

KWAB

>>150666843
delusional

>>150666802
don't think northern ireland are that keen on being in an EU controlled state that gets conor mcgregor to beg america for help

>>150666802
I am actually of Irish catholic descent and I have no dog in this fight and I think both sides are fickle and idiotic given the enormous demographic changes happening to both your and my countries.

>>150667030
>don't think northern ireland are that keen on being in an EU controlled state

55% voted Remain, la. Foyle had the highest % of Remainers out of every constituency.

>>150667030
The favourite to be your next PM Nigel “More blacks and Indians” Farage was literally in America a few days ago begging them for help, why do jew loving bongstards always self project?

>>150667137
big difference between being a big member of the EU and a diddy one that gets told what to do

>>150667159
>Conor McGregor is a strong supporter of Israel.[268][269]

>>150667287
McGregor is never going to even run for President, nevermind win it.

>>150667376
They said the same thing about Nige sadly. All populist anger will be funnelled into him and his ziobackers

>>150667159
not even remotely comparable. mcgregor went there cap in hand with some sob story about immigration into ireland whilst also talking about how much irish people love to immigrate to other countries. farage was an invited guest and mostly talked about the current british government's inadequacies

>>150667444
>They said the same thing about Nige sadly

In order to become President in Ireland, you need to be nominated either by 20 TDs or four county councils.

We only have three parties with more than 20 TDs, and all of them have refused to nominate him. Most county councils have already said they won't endorse him and he just got rejected by Roscommon.

It is effectively mathematically impossible for him to even run in the first place.

There is also no comparison to Nigel Garage, as you don't even have Presidential Elections (you absolute cuckolds).

this thread is fucking interesting

Amiri wearing the #10 is a tragedy

>>150667464
Nigel “Brexit means we can import more blacks” Farage is the favourite to be next leader of your country and he was literally begging America to come and save you, no amount of cope about some coked up ufc fighter can change this fact

>>150666910
You either vote for Sinn Fein or you vote unionist. The atheist prods would vote unionist but no SF and SDLP got more seats last time.

>>150667718
Musiala normally does, but he's injured
But Amiri is getting a lot of praise right now for whatever reason

>>150667857
The younger generation of agnostic / atheist Prods for the Alliance Party (who are now the third-largest party in Stormont).

>>150668062
based alliance party taking votes from them demagogue orange bastards

Okay, real talk: how likely is Irish unification within the next 50 years? I've talked to quite a few Irish people (and some Northern Ireland Catholics) who assumed they will die in a unified Ireland, but I really don't know whether this is doable

Just read about the troubles. What the fuck is wrong with Irish Catholic people?

>>150669087
>Okay, real talk: how likely is Irish unification within the next 50 years?

It's mathematically inevitable when you look at the birth rates from the past few decades. Opinion polls from Lucidtalk (probably the most accurate pollster in Europe) regularly show that Unionism only has a loose majority of support for those over 50 (yes, the average person in their late 40s in NI supports a United Ireland).

You only start to see a strong level of support for staying in the UK for people in their 70s/80s (who just so happen to be most likely to show up on Election day).

The statistics do not lie - a United Ireland is more likely in 20 years rather than 50 (maybe even less).

>>150663177
Rela

>>150669480
That is surprising. But if the younger people don't show up on election day, how serious are they about it? And after all, this is only the election part: voting in pro-unification parties, getting a referendum on the way. That referendum has to be won. And then comes the organisation and negotiations stuff: do you think the UK will fight for Northern Ireland?
And if it happens and Ireland unifies, do you think this will have an effect on Wales and Scotland?

>>150669726
>But if the younger people don't show up on election day, how serious are they about it?

This has been a problem in every single Western country ever since it became normalised to lower the voting age to 18. You have college students who will spend all year long whining about how broke they are, but on Election day they decide to go to another house party and ignore the voting booth. "So it goes", as Kurt Vonnegut said.

>do you think the UK will fight for Northern Ireland?

They already are - almost no state wants to cede any territory whatsoever and we have never had a Secretary for State for Northern Ireland who was open to a Border Poll (they are the only ones who can approve of a Border Poll).

As a matter of fact, we have even had a NI Secretary who admitted that she had no idea NI even had their own parties instead of voting Labour/Tories (I think she was appointed by David Cameron IIRC). They will never approve a Border Poll until it becomes beyond obvious that it will pass - they aren't taking any risks with any 50.2% majority. This would be a disaster for Westminster.

On top of that, we have to understand why Tony Blair cared so much about this issue to begin with (he claimed it was his biggest issue on the campaign trail in '97 and also claimed it was his greatest accomplishment upon retirement).

The fact of the matter is that Blair cared far more about the GFA than anybody else because his grandparents are from Killybegs in Donegal right by the border. He spent his childhood summers there in the late 50s/early 60s and his support for ending the Troubles is fueled by his own childhood nostalgia.

In contrast, Keir Starmer couldn't give a fuck about this issue (and will naturally revert to the chauvinistic idea of retaining territory, similar to supposed anti-chauvinists like Tito's attitude towards Kosovo).

>>150669726
>>150670585
>And if it happens and Ireland unifies, do you think this will have an effect on Wales and Scotland?

I was hoping that there would be an IndyRef2 after Brexit, and an Independent Scotland would fuel a United Ireland.

A

That never happened, and as it stands, Scottish Independence is a little bit less than 50% and in Wales it usually registers at around 20-25%.

I don't think a United Ireland will advance the cause of an Independent Wales, but it may just tip the scale towards an Independent Scotland (in which case, we would effectively be looking at the repeal of the Acts of Union of both 1800 and 1707).

>>150670765
>>150670585
I see, thanks ... it is an interesting situation, to say the least