Thread 150739516

We were supposed to ride out the last one, ya dingus.

ride out this bussy

glory hole edition

What games are you guys watching on Sunday?
For me, it's Bears-Lions then Eagles-Cheifs

>>150739547
KEK

Broncos number 1 defense?

>>150739516 (OP)
Sure has been fun being a Packers fan lately

>>150739590
You gonna post this in every thread now?

>>150739590
>Only team all season to have 2 wins
Yeah I'm thinking based

>>150739581
If they get carved up by Daniel Jones then I will no longer rate them.

>>150739597
I'm gonna crop it slightly different and post it in every thread now to knowing it makes faggots like you seethe

>>150739597
Calm down Jerry, you need to wait a bit for your meds to kick in

Can anyone even hope to beat them except Bills or Eagles?

>>150739581
>played the Titans
Every other high ranked defense faced good offenses.

>>150739597
Yeah, the Packers are officially the only team in the NFL

>>150739581
Could be, but they need to do more than bully Cam Ward while his receivers run in random directions

>>150739637
Jordan is the weakest link so if he messes up it's an any given sunday.

my vikies :)

>>150739597
Why not? The webmspammer posts his shit in every thread and nobody bats an eye.

>>150739637
The white uniforms scared the Commies

Oh no no no no

>>150739712
this image remains undefeated, just gotta add gaylebs name to it

>>150739712
the burrs cycle is happening again

>>150739606
Danny Dimes is elite thoever

1. Bills
2. Eagles
3. Ravens
4. Packers
5. Chargers
6. Rams
7. Buccaneers
8. Steelers
9. Commanders
10. Broncos
11. Chiefs
12. Colts
13. Bengals
14. Jaguars
15. Cowboys
16. Jets
17. Patriots
18. Seahawks
19. 49ers
20. Vikings
21. Texans
22. Raiders
23. Falcons
24. Lions
25. Cardinals
26. Browns
27. Saints
28. Bears
29. Panthers
20. Giants
31. Titans
32. Dolphins

>>150739712
Bears will trade for Danny Dimes to start next season

>>150739762
He had more pass pro in that game than his entire career

grim

Key characteristics of the average Vikings fan: >Tall, muscular, rich, surrounded by blonde maidens
Key characteristics of the average Packers fan:
>obese, alcoholic, acne, surrounded by stinky cheese

>>150739816
kek

>>150739811
must be depressing being terry

>>150739811
very Russell Wilson looking here

GUESS WHO'S FUCKING BACK

>>150739811
He's obviously reading the concept right there, and when there's nobody open, he might have been instructed to immediately throw it to the checkdown.

>>150739854
He looks slow

>>150739811
no pressure, either

>>150739854
it's time to oil up

>>150739811
I swear, throwing a screen pass with no blockers is the most retarded decision I've seen from quarterbacks in years

new kino just dropped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IEo7_G8QpQ

>>150739854
Could you imagine the meltdown? The Browns hang close enough to a playoff record, and then when they’re left with no choice due to an injury to Flacco or whatever else, Deshaun puts himself ahead of recovery schedule, and they start him. If he even won a single playoff game the media at large would sudoku.

>>150739884
If there's no blockers it's not a screen

>>150739811
Sophomore slump

>>150739899
If he can't make it with that talent and mentality, then no one can.

>>150739899
>Legendary music
>Giant locker room celebration
>Pump up speeches
I forgot the Vikings won the Super Bowl on Monday. Their America’s Game episode was made really fast.

>>150739884
That kind of checkdown works when you have more room to stretch the field or faster guys. The packers defense has a lot of fast dudes so they recover quickly.

>>150739948
We've won at least 5-6 superbowls like this in the last 3 years.

>>150739516 (OP)
>There's nothing more motivating then when you find out that people you love don't truly believe in you and they thought less of you

Thank you Jerry

Go berds

>“Shedeur Sanders apparently is throwing not to receivers but to equipment guys. They have got equipment guys snapping him the ball and then also running the routes."

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>150739994
Cards are definitely nerds, not berds kek

>>150740004
nerds are smart. what's the last smart thing the cards have done?

>>150739998
Shadman sucks so much lmao I hope Gabriel gets the job once Flacco decides to go back to his couch

>>150739998
>colorado legend
lmfaoooo

Saints

>>150740009
Get the steal of the draft

>>150739986
He still hasn’t made an impact.

>>150739998
>be equipment guy
>expect a nice easy day of cleaning footballs and cleats
>have to babysit and play catch with a retard

oof

>>150739998
After Mac Jones bombs, Shanahan will trade for Shadeur and he will start week 3 for the 49ers.

>read every single post on this general since February
General is moving too fast. I just can't keep up anymore bros.

The Jets releasing Xavier Gipson over a fumble is hilarious after analytics and common sense math have pretty much taken over these old school ways. One fumble or one touchdown catch are both almost statistically meaningless over the course of a career. This was Gipson's second fumble in 35 games. The coach has vowed to take anyone out who doesn't play perfect football so it'll be interesting to watch the mental gymnastics and such that will surround this unrealistic expectation.

>>150739986
Micah Parsons was invisible last night.

>>150740032
Releasing players after one fucking game is pretty retarded

>>150740009
My berds are not smart buddy

>>150739948
have some grace anon, the Vikings haven't had hope in a long time

>>150740040
You do these for every single team except mine.

>>150740022
Besides football what else don't you know shit about

>>150740047
Vikings owned GB last year

>>150740063
>implying that's an accomplishment

>>150740062
Enjoy having $50gorilion tied up in 2 non-impact players :)

>>150740067
We're the Kangz. It's that simple.

>>150739994
Get rid of the midget

>>150740035
He changed his number Jerry

>>150740080
Packersbro, i get it, you're excited, but i'm telling you as a neutral, micah parsons is absolutely not that guy.

Thank you Kay

>>150739854
Brother was probably the worst starting qb in the league before a devastating injury i wonder how hes gonna look now

Packers fans look like THIS?

>>150739854
>we may see Deshaun take snaps before Shaduer
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

KANGZ

I was surprised at how little aura the game yesterday had. Such a huge drop off after week 1. I stopped watching at the half and played Street Fighter 6 instead.

>>150740111
it's crazy how third world California is. At least in a state like NJ or WA you pay out the asshole but the baseline QOL is decent.

>>150740111
And then this beautiful state was purposely flooded with the worst of the worst people.

>>150740109
Actually they look like this unfortunately

Why do Chiefs players keep HEEMing each other?

>>150740132
based ayran brahmin warrior. SKOL

Elgses-chads, we are EATING

>>150740111
Still wouldn't live in that wasteland. Winters must be depressing there.

He really can't stop saying it, can he?

I can't handle the effects that watching this sport has on me. When my team loses, I become so angry that it effects me for days. I feel physically sick and spend all day jerking off to blacked porn as a form of self punishment because I know it will make me feel guilty afterwards. Then I get up and crawl into my cold empty bed where nobody is waiting for me because I am a disgusting an unlovable person. I hate it when the broadcast crew shows people in the stands with their wives or girlfriends. Why do they get to have someone to love while I'm alone? It's so unfair. I try to talk to people, but every time, my chest closes and I stare at the floor while barely being able to whisper. Nobody even knows I exist
Anyway, go Dolphins

>>150740216
They're brutal, but the beauty of autumn and spring make up for it

>>150739776
>teams with wins ranked below teams with losses

My wife's boyfriend is a Packers fan

>>150740109
I kneel to the bloatlord
>>150739871
His first read comes open at the first down marker and he either moves off of him too early or doesn't anticipate him coming open. The backside routes are shit, maybe he has the seam early but he's still on his first read and the te doesn't run a great route, the rb and second te are covered. Checkdown is probably the second best decision he could have made here but he really should have hit the weakside hook for the first

>>150740216
Low IQ take

>>150740245
trip on BK

>>150739516 (OP)
Daily reminder that the Cowboys are the most valuable franchise in all of professional sports. That is Jerry's legacy. That is his ONLY legacy.

>>150740273
Nta but every year that passes the winter bothers me a little more. And I am in NJ where it usually isn’t that bad.

>>150739815
Ignoring the fact that Minnesota is filled with sub 70 IQ Somalians.

Skip is going through it right now

Are the Lions over yet?

>>150739712
Jay Cutler is the greatest QB in Bears history.

>>150740299
>filled

>>150740296
Why did the Bills need a geriatric kicker? What happened to their former one?

Big horses or little horses?

Only eight more weeks and the Browns can sign Tucker.

>>150740076
they're playing the panthers this week. bryce and kyler appeared in a heisman house commercial together a couple years ago, but i still want to see the postgame handshake to confirm who's taller. couldn't find any pictures from their game last year either

>>150740308
Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?

>>150740313
Trump could send the NG to St Paul and solve that in a long weekend

Winter is beautiful.

>>150740316
So what? Guy is rich and lonely and wants a couple Asian massages with a blowjob at the end. It's all consensual right?

>>150740321
I feel bad for places that don't get snow

>>150739712
Trubisky had Matt Nagy.
Caleb had
*checks notes*
Shane Waldron

>>150740316
i don't like that the niners beat >us to the punch to sign pineiro. andre szmyt better have a bounceback performance on sunday

>>150740315
https://youtube.com/shorts/nd9Yxbkc0Lw?si=ASN3EajxmojMwBi3

not clicking that

>>150740337
I have been told that Matt Nagy is a terrorist

>>150740248
Still no.

>>150740273
Nice rebuttal

>>150740315
As a dumb esl I used tho think that Colts are named after guns, two crossed revolvers would make a cooler logo than a horseshoe though

What the FUCK is wrong with Packer fans?

>>150739712
Grim

>>150740431
That's literally me

>>150740109
>>150740136
And this

>>150740437
More like Overhyped Hotel

Fillet me as you will, but I've been wanting Harrison Jr.'s jersey since last year, and this shit hit me like crack in the 80's

>>150740412
Not even most English speakers know the difference between a colt and a bronco, don't worry about it, your English is fine.

>>150740437
>When do you think MAYBE we should start Tyson Bagent?!?!

>>150740455
I forgot to make a webm of his catch

My weekend is ruined

>>150740495
at least you get to watch the giants lose again

>>150740495
Cheer up fren. Enjoy some beers and cfb tomorrow and try to forget about it

>>150740495
At least Jayden was smiling and looked like he was having a good time, right?

I love football

>>150740495
You'll be able to laugh at the eagles soon

>>150740109
I've had sex with this man

>>150740455
I like them, haven't seen them in person yet though.

>hanging out with my dad opening night watching the game
>he's just completely lazed out and relaxing
>he says "I'm so happy football is back"

For some of us it's therapy

>>150739816
Why would he wear a flag for a foreign country that he has zero cultural ties to? So tired of this shit. Just because his great grandfather raped some woman in Japan doesn't make him part of the nation of Japan

i thought his mom was keeping women away from him

>>150740455
>MASERATI MARV

>>150740538
that interviewer looked like she was about to leap over and rape him the entire time

>>150740529
RedZone last week was a religious experience for me. Needed that so fucking badly

>>150740492
this one?

jayden is japanese and therefore an honorary aryan. White qbs lose again

>>150740502
>cfb
schedule looks dogshit though

>>150740524
My wife has too :(

>>150740452
ATE THE VIKES
ATE THE BEARS
ATE THE LOINS
SIMPLE AS
END OF

>>150740563
those are often the BEST weeks :)

uh, so what does he have for him?

>>150740575
CAM AHN WISCONSERLAND

>>150740579
ill just play street fighter instead

>>150740581
copious amounts of backshots

>>150740521
It was 34-0 you sand bulbasaur

>>150740581
he's going to check his oil

>>150740581
>VHS Lamb
he doesn't have shit

>>150740538
Somehow i thought she had a wider build. Like serena williams

>>150740581
in a WR/CB fight the CBs win like 80-90% of the time

>>150740600
certain angles maybe but she is so fine

>>150740615
did OBJ almost kill that norman dude?

>>150740619
Yeah she is stacked

>>150740525
God this nigga has literally cartoonishly huge lips. His dad does too, but his aren't as glaring since they aren't pink. Hell take some of his lip volume and transfer it to Kyler's height lol.

>>150740544
Unironically like this name lol

>>150740477
Love me tortillas lol

>>150740492
You'll have many more chances.

>>150740623
>80-90% of the time

>>150740437
>a black quarterback?

>>150740321
TRVKE

>>150740548
she's married to a white dude

>>150740641
What the frick is he talking about.

>>150740635
kek

>>150740474
>you had your whole fucking offseason to watch film, what good's a few more practices going to do you now?

>>150740649
The cold is coming for you, zoomie. Better be prepared

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150740581
Three more drops and a lot of cope

>>150740321
Some of us have real jobs fuck snow and winter going to go release some Freon right now just thinking a about it

>>150740696
Don't like the cold? Hurts your little ears and nose? :(

>>150740335
I've never had to shovel my driveway or put chains on my tires and honestly I don't feel like I'm missing anything.

how we feeling Finny chads? It's still early, plenty of time to bounce back

The Green Bay Packers are 2-0

>>150739998
gotta get the reps somehow

>>150740715
their first loss will be against my bungles

>>150740709
Chains are a meme unless you're driving an 80,000 lb semi

If Kevin Patullo can figure out how to be the first OC to actually use scheme to create opportunities for AJ and Devonta instead of exploiting raw talent, the Eagles might actually run the table

>>150740317
Kyler guaranteed. Bryce Young irl looks like a high schooler

Redskins looked like absolute ass

>>150740772
Who?

Now ever since a nigga was a seed
Only thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballin
Ridin' on these niggas 'cause they lame
In a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?
Blame it on my momma I'm a thug nigga
Up before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealers
Tell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bomb
Bust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDE
Ain't nobody love me as a broke nigga
Finger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggas
I love my females strapped, then fuck her from the back
I get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?
Passed by while these niggas wonder why
I got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to try
Did I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shed
For all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, nigga
Still Ballin'

>>150740772
never heard of em

>>150740732
Good bait post, too early

>>150740647
Thats not a white dude. Look at his hair, the lineup. those are waves. Hes probably mixed.

>>150740455
those jerseys wouldve slapped in the 9/11 era

I'm not masturbating again until my Saints win a game. I'm being serious.

>>150740862
Gonna be a while, it'll be good for you

>>150740455
That number design and the flag symbo is what should've been their unis this entire time

>>150740360
>I have been told that Matt Nagy is a terrorist
That's just the Mutt's internet defense force. He's a gr8 playcaller

>>150740557
Yes. Thanks, he had a really good game.

>>150740727
I put them on my lawn tractor when I’m pulling a wagon full of firewood through the snow. I’ve never put them on a vehicle outside of a scenario where the road was slippery and we were trying to pull a car out of an extremely deep ditch.

>>150740912
chains are pretty clutch towing off road

>Ekeler's achilles got Kirk'd
rip, he had a good career

Caleb Williams is a faggot

>>150741029
Just like my Vikings

>>150741061
>Queermind.jpg

>>150741029
@grok is this true?

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>150741086
>regular season
o i am laffin

>>150740862
You won't have to wait long

>>150741170
Kyle Shanahan is the worst good HC I've ever seen, or the best bad HC. If everything goes right, they go to the owl. If anything goes wrong, they are 4-13. There is no middle ground.

>>150740495
Cheer up, bro. It's not so bad. The Packers really just have a crazy defense. Plus it was TNF

>>150740686
>ALERT

the packers overrating is insane

The Packers are winning the Super Bowl

>>150741252
You misspelled "overhating", viqueer.

>>150741252
>>150741286

>>150741252
Nothing else to talk about until Sunday

the packers beat 2 shit teams and their quarterback has been mediocre

>>150741252
They held the Lions and Commanders to less than 100 rushing yards combined. IIRC last year the Lions had the 6th best rushing attack and Commies the 3rd
Packers defense looks great

>>150741086
This will be the last time their stats are relatively close. No way Love can keep up with Rodger's 2011 stats.

>>150740321
>>150740335
FUCK Winter. Summer is for the KINGS (I actually appreciate both but summer is just more hype overall, I probably need Winter to enjoy based summer properly)

>>150741329
Lions O-line got depleted, its not the same run game. Commanders never had a run game outside of daniels

>>150740109
It's impossible to look like that without steroids.

its packers steelers for the owl for max kinoviewing

nobody care about the steelers lmao

>>150741350
This man is clearly roided to the gills and a manlet

I care about the Steelers

>>150741386
based

>>150741386
theyll care about rodgers vs his old team

>>150741386
the steelers will be better than the packers

What even is a steeler? Like a man who makes steel or something with the steele of hamurabe?

>>150741434
>a man who makes steel
it's this. Pittsburgh's is called "The Steel City" and was historically a center of the steel industry in the US

>>150741459
I feared this. The "Somewhere *Jobs*" is never Kino desu

>>150741434
steel workers. aka the bones of america. imagine if america was made on chinese steel and the highways collapsed every 6 months or skyscrapers were bending in new york

>>150741348
Anon it's the #3 and #6 run games. Sure they may have taken steps back, but being held to sub 100 COMBINED is impressive

>>150741475
the packers are the same but an even lamer job

>>150740117
She's like a female Izzy Stradlin

>>150741480
>it's the #3 and #6 run games.
last year tard

>>150741480
last year is irrelevant

>>150740117
she couldnt handle all those black bitches hitting her on the court

Kek imagine the team names in 50 years
>the Bengaluru Call Center Workers
>the new York Subway conductors
>the Palo Alto FAANG engineers

>>150741486
Steelworkers aren’t lame. They’re highly-skilled professional laborers. They are the cornerstone of American industry.
Packers just shove shit in a box. Anyone can do that.

>the stealers
>black head coach
what did they mean by this?

>>150741538
they WERE the cornerstone of American industry

>>150741538
Bro working in a steel mill really isnt that difficult. Its hard yes but its not that skill based
>t. First generation non-metal worker

>>150741547
As long as he gets a .500 coaching season or higher, everything will be alright.

Sounds like a bunch of fake job havers here, lower that tone

>>150741475
Unlike those kino German team names like Berlin fc, Frankfurt fc, and Dortmund fc
Real creative

>>150741599
>Eagles will once again beat the Chiefs without their WR1 and WR2, yet their low IQ subhuman fans will call this a win

>>150741621
it will be a legit win, because KC will never be whole

>>150741538
>Packers just shove shit in a box
packing as in meatpacking as in a slaughterhouse you dumb nigger

meatpack this bussy

>>150741607
>someone will be baited by this

>>150741621
>guys there's injuries so it doesn't count
every team gets injured retard

>>150741252
They are a well rounded team with a non catastrophic qb. They should make it to at least the divisional round

Do you guys think Caleb will have a meltdown on the field at some point?

meltdown on this bussy

>>150741609
I wanted to make a point that animals are more Kino and the Americans have the luxury of just coming up with very cool names. But next time consider picking at least one team that has an FC in the name and not the Eintracht, the Borussia or the Hertha

>>150741652
there won't be a choke session to the niners like nearly every other time

>>150741652
>non catastrophic qb
wait until they play a halfway decent defense

Chiefs have to fire Brett Veach if they want the dynasty to continue. Reid has a disdain for running the football, so it's a team that relies heavily on passing, yet for the last 3 seasons they've had the worst WR corps and a shaky OL.

>>150741609
AKHTUALLY it’s Eintracht Frankfurt, Borussia Dortmund, Union Berlin does have FC in its name though but not Hertha

>>150740647
>white

>>150741666
>borussia
>Bo Russia
Russian Bo Nix? Wdhmbt

>>150741666
>But next time consider picking at least one team that has an FC in the name
No. I will not learn about Euro sports

>>150741642
Chiefs didn't have normal injury luck in 2024 you low IQ subhuman. They were missing more than half of their skill position players.

its 2025 isn't it

Broncos win the Owl btw

>>150741547
i still dont know what encroachment is but i find this pic funny

>>150741736
Chiefs fan here. Had to stop sucking cock for a second in order to respond to this.
Gotta say, you’re totally right. It’s the Broncos year

>>150741749
lined up too close, actually happens a lot and gets missed, like centers walking up the ball. sneaky guy's penalty

>>150741770
Half of Jalen's offense wasn't injured in their 2nd superbowl matchup so that's a false comparison.

>>150741760
>cheifs fans consneed the season after only 1 game because they lost to the fucking chargers
Believable

>waaaaa it's not fair, my team's players keep getting injured
Maybe they should sign players that don't get hurt instead of injury-prone scrubs lmao skill issue

>>150741804
Queefs will lose to the eagles this weekend to start 0-2. But i dont think they will start dooming unless they lose @ giants week 3

The best ability is availability.

Dallas Goedert >>>> Xavier Worthy

>>150741873
I would say being able to walk would be more important

mahomo bros, our response?

>>150741884
A good TE is almost always more useful than a receiver, not a great comparison

>>150741804
>>150741858
You weren't on /nfl/ during the offseason. Every Chiefs fan is aware of the Superbowl hangover and predicted this would be a down year.

I'm Mahomes' biggest nuthugger on here and not even I expect him to go to 4 straight Superbowls and win 3 of them.

>>150741684
Mahomes is already on the downswing of his career, it's ogre

why are the browns so fucking retarded?

release shedeur so he can start for another team

>>150741905
Jalen has the best roster in the league and didn't have half his weapons injured in their last encounter yet their stats are identical. Wow.

>>150741924
3 straight superbowls is downswing? I hope it continues.

>>150741928
it's because the (((owner))) is afraid of being called racist if he cuts him

>another weekday doing nothing, sitting on 4chan
>know that the people on here right now between 1230-330 pm are just pissing around at work or in school not being a bum like me
not even nfl football can make me happy anymore.

>>150739679
That's because it is funny.

>>150741949
Owners don't care about any of that

>>150741113
Aaron Rodger had not won a playoff game until the year they won the owl do Love is ahead of him on that

>>150741684
And replacing with who?
Idiot

>>150741980
John Dorsey

>>150741911
>Every Chiefs fan is aware of the Superbowl hangover and predicted this would be a down year.
Oh really?

This is what $55M/yr gets you against one of the worst defenses of the season.

>>150741911
I was, you fags complained the whole time about left tackles and webms

>>150741910
The point is that both appear unlikely to play on Sunday, and yet the Chefs fans are the ones pre-coping.

>>150742012
>incomplete pass
The ultimate in cope posting

i think worthy is playing

>>150742012
>one of the worst defenses of the season.
they were 6th against the pass last year and that's a rookie off schedule

>>150742052
>last year
kwapackturd

>>150742052
Plus they've had little time to get timing down due to Love's injury. By November, this play will go the distance.

uh, is everything okay tennessee?

>>150742075
i'm not the one with a library of cope webms

>>150742012
That's a catchable ball though

>>150742012
imagine taking your precious time to make such a meaningless webm

>>150742086
Denver was -3 turnovers and blowing shotgun rounds off their feet all game and still sleepwalked through the game. They look like the clear #32 right now

>>150742086
I feel bad for Cam, he looks like he could actually be decent if he hadn't gotten stuck with this disaster of a franchise.

>>150742102
No, you're not. You just sperg out whenever they get posted.

>>150742012
For someone who does nothing but take deep shots, you'd think he'd be better at it.

>>150742086
That clip of Cam trying to throw a screen with none of his receivers looking at him summarizes the game

>>150741928
>ZAPPED

>>150742086
the ball literally bounces off the receivers hands, cam ward is a victim

>>150742117
IKR, talk about a desperation cope post. It's almost as bad as the posters saying Micah has had no impact. Can they even spell football?

>>150742166
>gets btfo
>ignores that post and then goes on to "yeeaaah!" to someone who agreed with him
>using "IKR"
Didn't realize school already got out in green gay today.

>>150741722
>injury “”””luck””””
the fucking muppet personally murdered rice

>>150742033
>>150741910
>>150741884
Chiefs rely heavily on passes so them not having their WR1 and WR2 hurts them a lot. That's like a run happy team like the Eagles losing both of their RBs. The Chiefs losing their RB wouldn't matter since they don't use them.

>>150742166
It's literally one person, the webm spammer. He does this every thread and his posting style is incredibly predictable.

>>150741722
THEY WERE THE ONLY TEAM IN NFL HISTORY TO EVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH INJURIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150742131
stay mad bruh

>posting NFL content in the NFL thread is SPAM!!!!
Yawn. Get a schtick, muttlover.

>>150742215
They don't have any WR1. The guys they're missing are only marginally better than the guys behind them, so it doesn't really matter.
On the other hand, Goedert is much more impactful for the Eagles. He's a reliable and elite receiver, while also being an elite blocker.

>>150742216
I like how he responds to people who aren't even talking to him too

>>150742224
>>150742203
>>150741642
>[RT] Jawaan Taylor disclosed he was dealing with a partially torn meniscus in the last weeks of the 2024 season.
>[WR1] Rashee suffered a torn lateral collateral ligament injured and missed the entire season
>[WR2] Marquise got a sternoclavicular joint injury and missed all but one game of the regular season.
>[WR] Mechole suffered a knee injury in December which ended his season.
>[WR] Skyy was placed on injury reserve in Oct and didn't play in the Superbowl.
>[RB1] Pacheco broke his fibula bone and missed most of the season. He wasn't the same after the injury.
>[RB2] Clyde refused to play due to PTSD and missed the entire season
>[TEs] Jody and Wiley missed entire season
>[CB] Jaylen Watson fractured fibula and tibia and wasn't the same in the owl.
>[DE] Charles Omenihu tore ACL and wasn't the same in the owl.
>[WR] DeAndre Hopkins was coming off a torn MCL and didn't have enough time to learn the playbook.
>[RB] Kareem Hunt was on his way out of the league when the Chiefs called him on his couch.
>[LT] Joe Thuney is a career guard that was forced to play the LT position.
This is not normal injury luck.

>>150742243
I don't have a horse in this particular race, but I will say that posting something ostensibly NFL related can still be spam if it's the same shit in every thread without any prompting.

>>150742215
The Chiefs haven't had a functional receiver group since Reek, therefore it's the default state of the team

official "positional importance" tier list
>your team goes as he goes
quarterback
>critical piece
blindside protector OT
interior pass rusher DT
number 1 cornerback
>a good one raises your ceiling
tight end
the other OT
both starting edge rushers
nickelback/slot corner
>don't need to be great, but can't suck
guards
center
top 2 wide receivers
space-eating run-stuffer DT
free safety (both safeties if you rotate them a lot)
kicker
long snapper
>having a good one's nice but inessential
running backs
number 3 receiver
inside/off-ball linebackers
strong safety (if you play a lot of single-high)
punter
number 3 edge rusher
dimeback
swing tackle
tight end 2
backup quarterback
>who cares? lol
rotational/backup position players not already mentioned
kick/punt returner
special teams "gunner"

>>150742268
Skill issue. Also, most of those guys were fine and played in the owl. Also most of them sucked anyway. Pathetic cope.

>>150742274
The admins disagree. Keep crying about the certain NFL contents that you don't like, though.

>>150742268
praying for chiefs players

>>150742268
Great players overcome this. mutthomes is not him.

>the admins disageee

kek such a karen ahh anon

>>150742291
Again, I don't care about your particular little squabble. And also, "mods don't agree" is meaningless. I'm talking about what's spam, not what's bannable.

>>150742302
Beautiful sight

>>150742304
you're one to talk faggot. you've spent 3 tears here SPAMMING taylor swift nonsense. Dumb non-NFL-knowing faggot.

>>150742281
forgot to put number 2 outside corner in the "can't suck" tier

>>150742281
and yet, all bow to the will and judgement of the most important position of all

Why is there no NFL team in Utah?

>>150742314
>mods
lel
Well, you're wrong. So, HA! Neener Neener!

>>150742339
I think they are in the hunt for a baseball team next

>>150742336
My reffies run this bitch!

Send John Harbaugh to the fins please

>>150742247
What point of the Eagles are a run-first team do you not comprehend. Jalen is a shitty DEI QB who rarely passes the ball. Mahomes is trending to have DOUBLE the passing yards of Jalen and is the most prolific passer in NFL history. Jalen losing a TE or WR is NOT the same as Mahomes losing his WR1 and WR2.

>>150742339
Ive sent an email to Goodell with a business idea. The Salt Lake Twinkies to rival the Chicago Bears

>>150742339
They care more about University of Utah and BYU than pro football.

>>150742362
What does that have to do with anything I said?

My gf and I are STILL believers in Tua

>>150742331
Swifties saved the NFL you should be thankful

>>150742336
I kneel

>>150742385
the NFL was fine without that zogbot barren cunt and this thread was fine without (You)

>>150742288
>most of those guys were fine and played in the owl.
Anon let me break your fibula bone in 3 parts and you spend the next 2 months healing, then let's see you perform at 100%. If your lard ass took a break from gaming for that long you wouldn't be the same.

>>150742302
Wtf? Did Ronald McDonald die?

>>150742381
She cute!

If the dolphins cant beat the patriots at home than pack it up

I don’t think this board is ready for the level of Fudgepacker glazing the media is about to unleash.

>queefs soon to be 0-2
KWAB

>>150742399
>waaahhhh he got the best medical care in the world for fucks sakes! what more do you want him to dooooooooooooo!?

>>150742381
Ask her for permission to post her boobs. Thanks.

I thought Deebo Samuel looked good last night

>>150742381
Very nice

>>150742410
>media
the (((media))) doesn't know ball, so no one here cares anyways.

>>150742427
deebo looks like he ate the McDonald's doordash that keeps getting posted in gamethreads every night

>>150742415
Every team that loses the owl has down years. Eagles and 49ers had metldowns after we beat them

Uhhhh fellow Mahomofags Lameme just beat our guy in all time passer rating

>>150742427
Better than I expected, but not a game changer

>>150742423
I'm on it

>>150742427
Hilarious, he was breaking ankles with his gut hanging out. Imagine if he had been fit

>>150742448
If anything this is an indictment on "passer rating"

>>150742448
Watson is elite

>>150742448
Lamar has a smaller sample size so it doesn't count. For the first 4 seasons QBs are on their rookie contract so the team has more weapons around them, so they start off with better stats.

>>150742448
Watsonbros...

You know when the white offensive players hangs out with the all black defensive players you got a DAWG

>>150742496
or a cuck

Commanders

>>150742448
>Russ
>Watson
>Dook Poopscoot
>Kirk Coupons
>Pooa

>>150742444
chiefs didn't beat the eagles in the last super bowl

>>150742564
The Chiefs won the story

>>150742564
It was Trump's fault

Me to anyone ITT that likes a team with a current 0% win/loss record
>inb4 but muh homo
>inb4 bu muh bix nood lameemee

>>150742585
>The Chiefs won the story
That everyone was saying KWAB?

>>150742594
WTF is his problem?

>>150742510
Retard

Another chiefs superstar killed their wide receiver. Maybe if Mahomes and Kelce could just sit down and speak to the pass catcher instead of resorting to violence, they wouldn't have had their assholes ripped open by Jalen Hurts. #thoughtsandprayers #washyaneck

>>150742622
Sure, or a retard.

>>150742621
Said the Nword

lol

>>150742644
Why is this game a Sunday afternoon slot instead of all this primetime garbage?

>>150742630
>shoves player, gets bitch-slapped
>instantly cries to the reffies
oh, queefies and their reffies...

>>150742594
Hit on a defenseless receiver

>>150742630
If Kelce flopped like a soccer player they would have ejected him for that.

>>150742644
shouldve came in wearing a jalen carter jersey for max salt harvesting

>>150742655
That's Fox's primetime slot, "America's game of the week".
Sunday Night is NBC, Monday Night is ESPN

>>150742671
taylor's barren cunt twitched with minor excitement when her cuck got bitch-slapped.

>>150742679
That's a gay fuckin technicality.

>>150742674
>get spin on
>lose game
>cry about it later

Is there a bigger KEK in professional sports than ACK Fagscot?

>>150742695
DNE

>>150742730
what

Jerry Jones is a retard.

g r e e n b a y p a c k e r s

I'm surprised Chiefs fans didn't accuse Jalen Carter of injuring Xavier Worthy

>>150742690
Nah giving a marriage visa to Goodell's Thai ladyboy wife is a gay fuckin technicality

>>150739581
Kek, sure kid

>>150742448
It's sad that Young is behind all these scrubs because they played in an easy era. When he retired he had the highest passer rating of all time. He was the most efficient passer before Rodgers.

>>150742744
Based 'never went to high school' retard

>>150742785
He was also the prototypical black qb

DAEHN?

>>150739675
>JJ McCarthy

>>150742485
Isn’t this the exact opposite of before 28 posting?

>>150742789
never heard of it, i went to private school

Duuuval

you guys ARE betting on the chiefs to win right? It's easy money, they're underdogs at home.

>>150742808
Nobody
is
gonna
get
Edelman's
red
skateboard

>>150742826
Yes

ugh he's not even hot

>>150742815
You aren't white if you didn't imo

Dne is short for does not exist used a lot in higher maths but also just when you divide something by zero

>>150742826
Nah, bro, I've dealt with the jews too much in the stock market to not know that's bait. They will abuse your ass until you stop taking the bait.

>>150742627
Retard

i miss tyreek

Anyways...

The Bears are finishing 2nd in the NFCN and winning a playoff game this year

>>150742891
he'll be trade requesting after the dolphins explode again this week

>>150742870
>He's not a TA Chad
eye test chads, we can't stop winning

>>150742898
Horrific scorebug

>>150742915
welcome to cleveland tyreek hill

>>150742898
Godtier scorebug

>>150742898
Mediocre scorebug

>>150742920
TA is like advanced football stats and will also get your ass fisted.

>>150742934
>>150742937
Go away.

>>150742865
oh, yea i suck at math, i let my accountant do all that shit

>>150742921
better than the amazon one

>>150742915
Welcome to DC, Tyreek

Nick Wright just embarrassed himself saying Will Shields played on the left side of the Chiefs O line KWAB cazzie

Raiders should get Tyreek and pair him with Tucker (4.4 40) and Thornton(4.3 40)

>>150742965
They are fine at WR. CB and OL are the only deadline pickups worth entertaining.

>>150742965
I appreciate that you emphasize 40 times in true Davis fashion

>>150742965
please no, no more nutjobs on the raiders. get denzel ward

>>150742991
Al sure did love his speedy zesty bucks, didn't he?

>>150740431
Based musclechad

>>150742943
If you make under 400k accountants literally don't do anything other than auto-extract your records into software. If you need someone to just tell you you're retarded for wanting an $800k house with 90k in earnings then just post on /biz/

T. cpafag

>>150742827
What a handsome young lad. I hope he does good things one day.

>>150742940
That's for the ones who use a bunch of meaningless indicators. Price action chads know what's up.

>>150743025
Graduated with an accounting degree in 2021 but kept my other job. Eventually left it and I don't think I'm going to start looking for an accounting job until March. Am I doomed?

>>150743025
He probably just means he pays someone $300 to file his $1,200 tax return

>>150742746
Jerry is the curse

>>150743084
The CPAs I know irl stay paid because of all the small businesses that can't handle books for shit

Fuck the outside noise

The black man marches on

>>150743069
>Price action
It's even more simple than that. It's like the bell curve meme:
>80 IQ: That's a good price; I should buy.
>101 IQ: This methodology says I should wait.
>130 IQ: That's a good price; I should buy.

You were right about it just being the eye test.

>>150743106
>he has a circumcised penis
kek what a mutilated bitch, couldn't me be.

>>150743126
quit being transphobic

>>150743100
Yes. The most important thing is risk management

rate JJ's baby name

>>150743084
If you didn't get recruited by a big 4 firm your best shot is working your way up a smaller firm in a small-medium sized city a reasonable relocating distance from a larger market like Rochester, Ny or Orlando, FL. Makes getting your foot in the door and developing relationships a lot easier than say, taking the first offer you get in some desperate flyover shithole. Not doomed but get the job first and work on certs on the side if your firm doesn't help you with it

>>150743126
taytayposting will resume this sunday stay tuned

>>150743150
Better than (((Dov)))

>>150743150
Pretty bad is this a boy or a girl?

>>150743150
SPQR / 10

>>150743150
GLORY TO THE IMPERIUM

>>150743167
stick to SPAMMING pictures of the zogbot whore, you illiterate cocksucker.

>>150743150
Should have named him Octavian

>>150743150
She's going to groom that dog isn't she?

groom this bussy

>>150743192
That's a mean thing to say about their son

>>150743176
dont you have a webm to post

>>150743192
They don't live in pissconsin, so, no.

>Goedert out for Sunday
Seems fairly ominous. Won't be an excuse though, availability is an ability and every team deals with injuries.

>>150743148
I can't tell what that ugly faggot needs more:
A) Haircut
B) Rhinoplasty
C) .50 Cal to the temple
D) All of the above

>>150743202
I have lots. Which would you like to see next?

>>150743204
Shut the fuck up. You damn well the Eagles still have two top 10 receivers and the best RB in the league in addition to the best offensive line in the league. Hurts doesn't have to break a sweat.

>>150743150
>partner
>dog child
there are three penises in that pic

>>150743167
It's a dog

>>150743208
Ima go with D alex

>>150743204
especially the queefs, didn't you know? They are literally the ONLY team in NFL history to ever have to deal with injuries.

>>150743192
It's a nice dog. Of course you should take it to the groomers.

>>150743212
Bo Nix

>>150743204
They might actually have to throw to AJ

>>150743221
I've never seen someone's nose touch their teeth when they smile before. How do I achieve this

>>150743235
wtf is this real?

>>150743239
start with being jewish

>>150743239
1 x 10 Kabbalahic rituals

>>150743239
By subjecting weak races

>>150743239
What do you know about interest rates?

>>150743148
>40-22
lol

New!
>>150676498
>>150676498
>>150676498

>>150743150
She's cute

>>150743216
What's your point?

NEW

>>150743286
>>150743286
>>150743286
>>150743286

>>150743306
>no subject

lmao nick is so mad at this

>>150743306
this isnt it my dude

real new
>>150743420

>>150743420

>>150743420