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>>150741539 (OP)
there's nothing sportive about this, it's just barbarity.

>>150741563
buddha lost

>Kill myself to feed a tiger
I hate thay cunt

sounds like someone is attached to their ego

embrace franchise friendly extension

true

>>150741643
Pretty good joke actually
Ingolstadt aren’t half bad anymore though
Better than Swiss hockey lololol

>>150741671
Yes? Pinto was guilty of gambling. It's not illegal (yet) to be a gay degenerate.

>>150741671
yeah and doing steroids netted a man a 20 game suspension, the NHL is not to be taken seriously. also there was no rape.

>>150741671
>letting rapists in
yikes

>>150741705
looks like a great place to watch a game
too bad it's full of people signing the whole fuckin game

>>150741740
deaf bros....

>>150741740
I am yet to see a signature anywhere

>>150741757
i'd still be married if i were deaf!

>>150741763
you knew what i meant, hans

>>150741671
How many Rape Hoaxes have pro sports seen in the last decade?
Trevor Bauer lost $100,000,000 and has gone from Cy Young to a YouTuber.
Still, people play along with this absurd bullshit.
I hate Redditors and sports reporters so much it's unreal.

>>150741789
041722 wasn't a hoax

>>150741783
Oleee oleeee
Oh super ERC
Schanzer Panther ole
Schanzer panther ole
Oh super ERC

>>150741789
nothing will top the duke lacrosse one

>>150741671
Sports gambling is worse than a shitty manhunt over a "rape" case that basically ended up being some porky woman trying to derail peoples careers lol

>>150741798
No, but the London 5 was pretty damn close.
>College-aged kids
>Criminal charges
>Plain-as-day Rape Hoax from day one
>Media hysteria

>>150741814
okay, chud
*rolls eyes*

>>150741705
How's Kenny Agostino working out for you? My team signed him before the 2023-24 season after being told by him and his agent that they tried to get out of his KHL contract he's been playing on after the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

Then after the signing went public, another SHL team's GM went to the media with text messages between him and Agostino's camp saying that he wanted to stay in the KHL so all Swedish media and every other fanbases went crazy and pressured my team into terminating his contract before he'd even arrived.

>>150741789
God bless kaner

>>150741671
not surprising that someone with a habs player as their avatar has such a retarded take. Dumbest, and most inbred, fan base in all of sports.

>>150741814
100%
Sports gambling affects the nature of the competition, itself.
Turns it from a sport into a play.
Athletes' personal lives (or hoaxes about their lives) have zero effect on the game.

>>150741838
24 coupes btw

>>150741856
flames have 2

>>150741834
Hes alright
Not the fastest, not the best shooter
Pretty disciplined in Defense and a good passer I think, nothing to write home about tho
I would guess he’s one of the cheaper foreign players on the roster, otherwise he wouldn’t have been extended

>>150741838
It's better to be an inbred fanbase than mixed with strangers

>>150741894
>>150741834
I remember him being a controversial signing because he came from Russia, but everyone has forgotten about that

Average day in Canada

My penguins (:

>>150741894
Huh, I can imagine. After all he got 92k Euro taxfree as a sign-on when he signed with us.

>>150741671
The EM 5 did nothing wrong though

>>150741988
I couldn’t tell you if I wanted
Finances are pretty private in German hockey

>>150741941
Strange really because you've been at war with Russia much more recently than we have, but we still have such an enormous fear of Russia, mainly because of politicians, media and the military drumming up that fear at every opportunity.

But the media circus around Agostino was crazy here, with everyone demanding we terminate his contract, after that other GM leaked the text massages.

>>150741982
2 of those are Matt Murray's cups

>>150741798
_/ _/ _/ _/

>>150741982
this is cringe but i love fleury

>>150741951
imagine the seethe from the puck bunnies

>>150742101
Hockey doesn’t exist outside of niche media here desu

>>150742253
just like my Hitler :)

Fucking Iserlohn man

Anybody remember when the 2x defending Art Ross winner wasn't invited to a "best on best" tournament?
Anybody remember when the team said they'd fire their coach and replace him w/ his childhood coach?
Anybody remember when the team hired his agent as Team President?
Anybody remember when the team was caught giving his wife a sham job worth millions?
Anybody remember when the NHL media said he should be allowed to club players in the back of the head?

Neither do I.

>tournament loser still crying about the format
kwab

bulji got an assist today

Fuck you all and I'll see you tomorrow.

>>150741539 (OP)
R U L E
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L
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>got turned in by his own father
KWAB

>>150742478
Listening to 32 Thoughts.
Elliotte Friedman was talking about 72 Russia vs Canada tournament.
Said Canada declared they'd annhilate Russia, winning every game 10-0.
Instead, they had to break the leg of Russia's best player to squeak out a win.
They spent 100x as much cash and energy....and barely won.
They spent the next 50 years bragging about this, uh, "win".
Was like, "Shit....I thought Leafs had changed so much since Pajeets conquered them. But they're still the same sad losers."

>listening to 32 thoughts
that's a cringe from me

So xrb really admitted to having a dildo collection?

even when there is no hockey in at all he still obsesses over leafs lol lmao even

americans really are incapable of thinking critically about hockey without a canadian telling them what to think

>>150742626
kek
the meme made flesh

>>150742638
an nhl ice surface isnt a rectangle
way to prove my point

>>150742638
America is a failed state and full of retards

>>150742648
>"It's not a rectangle....it's a BEVELED rectangle!!!"
kys

>raped retard gets an oval and rectangle mixed up
cmtsu

>>150742670
beveled would imply angled corners
wrong again

>>150742672
>impotent Leaf doesn't know what an oval is
here's a cheat sheet: that thing you shove up your ass is oval-tipped
a hockey rink's a rectangle

>>150742677
you know neither geometry nor construction
kys

>>150742678
>a hockey rink's a rectangle
ultra retarded

>>150741671
Canada isn't a serious country

>>150742689
im not the one pretending an nhl rink is a rectangle with beveled corners
lmao
just stop and let the canadians think for you

>>150742536
Boomers hate their children

>>150742693
NHL isnt a Canadian league

>>150742706
>Leaf acts tough
top kek

>>150742727
>american acts retarded
wew

why doesnt the raped retard know what a 90 degree angle is

>>150741671
So sick and tired of soicuck liberals continuing to gaslight on the E.M. Thing. Every single one of them has the same physiognomy. So devoid of the facts that they have to continue to create a false reality for themselves.

>>150742727
Bet the ugly one won
Ugly people make the vest athletes

was the stud trb was bubblin about mitch on a beveled rectangle too?

>>150742740
i remember that as well as you:
McDavid and Marner blew right by Hughes and McAvoy
USA's top D-pair totally pwn'd on national tv

>>150742689
In canada, anal sex comes in bags.

>>150742752
My libbies are all mormon antifa supersoldiers now

>>150742778
>Americans don't use bags for anal
Explains the AIDs

beveled ovals, new thing to add to xrbs list lol lmao even

>>150742755
>Ugly people make the vest athletes
It's actually the opposite.
There are many facial markers for athleticism.
In short: Marner's face is unathletic.
Point's face is athletic.
Eg., Marner's family spends millions of dollars and thousands of man hours to "buy" an athlete.
Point's family just fucked and bred a superior athlete.

>>150742752
>Acktshually just because they were found not guilty doesn’t mean they were innocent. They just didn’t have enough evidence to convict

>>150742811
>Faces of Ontario
Softpusy, certainly gay
>Faces of Western Canada
Literal caveman with more fingers than braincells

I've ran the numbers, it checks out.

>>150742819
cant believe so many /hoc/ numales look up to this gigacuck

>>150742811
explain sam bennett

>>150742841
it's either him or sean higgins

In canada, molesting children is good, hosing skanks is a crime.

>>150742819
>Duke Lacrosse, Brian Banks, Patrick Kane, Trevor Bauer, London 5, etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., etc.
>"When will the media ever STOP this feminist bullshit?!?!?"
Never, faggot.
Sports media + Rape Hoaxing will never stop.
Just this morning, they're whipping themselves up to a rage about another hoax:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDDs8QQ2Cao

>>150742857
rich coming from a flag with a pedo prez

>>150742846
>NAXALT

>>150742846
>ZERO pull-ups

>>150742874
>a pedo prez
I count 3 in my short lifetime

>>150742931
>ONE conn smythe

>>150742841
I will never understand why numales even fucking watch hockey. There’s so many trans/gay fans especially in California and Seattle that are now big fans. A full contact sport, played by rich privileged white kids, who are mostly conservative. Makes no sense.

>>150742931
I would fuck this guy

>>150742956
>short
much like trb's stature

>ctrl + f ''canada''
14 responses

worked

>>150742968
Life is better when you don't concern yourself with what happens in California .
Emmisions nonsense and Hollywood's influence makes it hard but it can be done if you try hard enough

>>150741671
Suspended for fucking a slut. Canada is faggotry.

>>150742811
>they spent infinite effort and money to create an athlete
Thats why ugly people are superior .
They know that being the best is the only way they have to be respected and will always put in more than someone who is pretty

>>150743034
The crown acquitted .
Its Gary who is holding it up for optics sake

>>150741856
2026 - 1993 = 33

In canada, hetero sex is illegal.

that doesnt stop me from crossing the border to fuck your mom

Got home from waging and immediately dropped a fat marner

>>150743087
This seems like bullshit but I doubt anyone on /hoc/ can disprove it

>>150743104
we do call those that here by the way, you are with friends

>>150741789
what kane do?

>>150742931
Achievable natty?

>>150743104
I'm about to start waging and I should drop a fat Marner, but I'll have to wait until waging is over.

bebsi tastes so much better then coke life is a psyop

>>150742752
>muh libs!!!!!!
Strange how it was a conservative straight white mormon kid isn't it.

>>150742963
remember when mcdavid was a soft pusy sore loser and didn't come out when he won it KWAB
>>150743034
good we don't want that gay shit in our league

Guess they deployed a bot on the wrong board, huh

>>150743165
farter shart is mormon?

>>150743179
They should have given it to someone else when he stood up the award presentation

>>150743182
>>150743182
/pol/ fags are often so brainroted and terminally online they forget what thread they are in.

>>150743165
Kek this is embarrassing

>>150743142
Coke is better warm, no fucking around, which makes sense since it was created before refrigeration was invented
I love a nice room temperature Coke and peanuts, myself, guilty little Southern pleasure

>>150743232
>unsweetened ice tea
>warm coke
You can only suffer in the south.

>>150743232
>room temperature Coke and peanuts

I have it on good authority that the shooter's real name is Ted.

>before refrigeration
take me back to when the sunbelt had no ice

MY BOYS WERE FREED
DEATH TO THE DEMON JESSICA GAERTNER

my name is bump
alex bump

cant wait for goddess ashley's season

>>150743298
the pwhl ain't legit until plosova hits the ice

I don't like when rapey or the sunbelt replies to my posts

I'm back from the book sale. I did pretty well. I found a hardcover copy of Tales From The South Pacific. Two other books from the same author called Hawaii and The Caribbean. A book called Good as Gold by Joseph Heller (hard to find these days). A spy book by Joseph Conrad of all people, a 300 page biography of Tolkien, a very famous history book called The Rise And Fall of the Great Powers by Paul Kennedy. And a Life Magazine coffee table book "One Nation: America Remembers September 11, 2001". Good to have in case the lefties change the narrative.

angry abdul here
I just witnessed Löwen Frankfurt being brutally raped by Wolfsburg
not even a chilly evening

>>150743333
checked

>>150743333
that's a very nice haul anon

>>150743353
Death to peter Parker

>>150741671
>ineligible for 22 months
>suspended for 41 games

Retard.

I believe it's time to shrink goalie pads back to the old size.
The stat padding must increase and the semen slurping hockey must end.

>>150743298
wait wasn't she going to cornell? she was too retarded for the ivy leagues? kwab

>>150742380
>Anybody remember when the 2x defending Art Ross winner wasn't invited to a "best on best" tournament?

How many playoff goals has he scored in those Art Ross years?

>>150743363
some of them still played in the khl, was pinto allowed to do that?

Get on it Gary.

>>150743402
Pinto as still under contract meaning he could at least look forward to resuming his job for the same salary without retards being prejudiced against him. Hart and Dube were due raises and now they're going to start all over again.

>>150743367
are you referring to women's hockey

>>150743441
>no goyim, we have to watch TOR-BOS and DAL-WPG for the 900th time because of muh rivalry

>>150743441
The biggest never ever in sports. You're more likely to see the wild cards eliminated and straight 1v4 2v3 adopted than a return to the NBA's 1v8

>>150743455
>women
>hockey

>>150743469
I tittybanged a D3 goalie one time she was pretty good over 0.92 her entire career

>>150743104
>he doesn't marner on company time
NGMI

>>150743480
thats a pretty low birth rate

>>150743441
>Uh yeah, as of right now 1-to-8 seeding would make our playoff runs basically free so uh, yeah we would like a return to 1-to-8 seedining, yeah.

>>150743441
There's a sports store across the street from where this dude went to high school. And the store has big posters of Maker all over it. Kinda charming imo.

>>150743488
ironically we ended things because she didn't want children despite being built like a fertility goddess

>>150743504
perfect shape for a goalie, nonironically

New vpn comes with new lies.

>>150743504
You should gave stayed with her and just had faith your sperm is stronger than birth control

>>150743532
it's just a coincidence that angry abdul completely disappeared the day before horny hans arrived

>>150743532
shut the fuck up you little brown shit
I fuckin found you

>>150743543
I literally announced I was traveling to Frankfurt, did you not update your calendar?

We literally announced that no one gives a fuck

>>150743559
>i travelled half way around the world to sit alone in front of my computer on a friday night
wew

>>150743564
I went to the hockey game
came back to the hotel and showered
now I'm just airing out my hog and charging my phone for a minute before heading out again
seethe

>>150743584
your limited mobility says otherwise

I dont believe any of that

I didn't know the asylum process was that quick in Germany.

>>150743587
not sure what you mean but ok amigo have a nice night sorry I made you so upset

trb is running (rolling) scared

>>150743441
He wasn’t in the league when they changed

Turkish Tarik is upset now

>>150743597
revolving door

again I apologize that my travels and hunting stories and tittybanging stories have made you apartment dwelling permavirgins seethe so hard, per tradition I tried to discuss hockey first but I forgot you guys don't do that here
anyway adios faggots I'm gonna go get blackout with a polish girl and her boomer dad

another trb pic with no timestamp

Currently munching on a 3-meat and cheese breakfast burrito from 7-eleven

Hello I have a social life that is so fulfilling that I must also blog post about it on /hoc/

>>150743694
Unlike my islanders

>>150743662
Say high to your dad and your sister for me.

we don't say hi to sisters here

>>150743662
Based I wish I could travel to Germany and have beers with you

NEED HUGGY

awake, but at what cost

>"He's not the best player in the league," Russo said. "The best player in the league (Connor McDavid), who's about to sign an extension or could sign an extension with Edmonton, sure sounds like, from all the reporting out there, that he's not going to take the $16 million, because he wants that team to win over course of his deal. The other thing if you're the Wild, if you keep on upping and upping the price, at some point what is important to Kirill here? Now they're going to hamstring themselves even more."

>Kaprizov reportedly rejecting a $128 million offer makes this a fascinating situation to monitor, and a concerning one for Wild fans. If he doesn't want a shorter-term deal with Minnesota and instead prefers to wind up elsewhere, the Wild may have to start thinking about the possibility of trading the best player in franchise history so they don't lose him for nothing next offseason.

>>150743504
>dylan likes fat chicks
cmtsu

>>150743865
That's a cool image

>>150743904
I like how it shows that almost everyone lives in the east. 80% or something

>>150743863
Remember when that wild faggot said they would sign him three days ago?

>>150743863
Minnisota always seemed like a nice place. Why don't players want to stay there?

>>150743944
Because the team is eternally mid

we don't post that or call those that here now

>>150743944
The entire state is being overrun with somalians.

we are no use coherent anglish in around thread hockey

>>150743944
Because they suck

now hows a foreigner like you know a big fancy word like that

might want to turn your monitor on next time

>>150743441
i think cale should mind his fucking business

listening to jesus and mary chain @ work

>>150743863
>McDavid best player in the league
>McDavid not even best player on his own team
the Hivemind Bugmen in NHL media would point and shriek if anybody dared utter this

he speaks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7pwE5AJLvI

to any twin peaks chads there is a kino merch drop that just went up. for sure finna cop that blanket and a shirt

https://graveyardgoods.com/

>>150744198
Who the fuck is wearing this shit

>>150744221
knobs and wags

>>150744218
I want to believe that someone out there will marry me

>>150744221
>want to turn your monitor on nex
me in a few weeks. dale and audrey are going on the wall though

Who is this flyers prospect game tendie lmao

>>150744235
I thought the same thing once

>watching prospect games
Why

>>150744294
to larp as a development coach

>>150744294
because shut up

>>150744294
knights play tomorrow :)

>>150744294
I miss hockey.

>>150744340
Rookie games started 2 days ago

>>150744392
more like shit hockey league

>>150744403
cope lulea is in that league

>>150744403
Just Like My Honolulu Islanders

>the Marner Hockey League

MHL is already being used by Maritime Juniors

>>150744392
I’d rather watch liiga

I've seen marks mark before but you are the markiest mark who ever marked

of all the charlie brows in the world you're the charlie browniest

for me, it's the West Kent Steamers

>>150744457
for you it's being a raped bitch who lost to bud and mitch

>>150744457
speaking of steamers, i'm about to go drop a nicolas roy

Jack Nesbitt has looked tall

We actually call them marners here

>>150744509
We're a colorful people with an esoteric tongue

>>150744392
>black phallus shaped country

>>150744533
You have a preference?

>>150744533
kwab

>>150744530
that's a funny way of describing samir's chimpouts

>Wolf is shi-
Apologize

>>150744558
Good luck this year when every team has figured him out.

>>150744551
You're right, it was funny. Thanks for noticing

wordle in 3
perfect connections

>>150744558
shit*
zero championships or objective awards

>>150744392
what the hell is that black thing?

If you don't watch and post for minors, juniors or women's ice hockey, then what are you really doing here?
>Gary's pre-season isn't regularly televised

>>150744650
raped retard

>>150744650
aren't you the guy who was raped by a fat kid

>>150744635
Cope

>>150743986
you speak anglish? good morrow

Why isn't Iceland elite

>scoreless draw in Erie
>scoreless draw in Brandon

>>150744766
I asked you a question >>150744684

>>150744766
why did you act like an authority on ego death despite not being able to accept the fact that you lost to bud and mitch?

>>150741734
>letting rapists in
>acquitted of charges
>means it was not rape at all
>"whoa rapist"

>>150744736
all the volcanoes make the ground too warm for ice

Damnit, Gary, make it happen faster
>captcha: ARMY2

>>150744857
thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud?

>>150744857
raped faggot

>>150741539 (OP)
hoc more like gay fag LMAO LOL

>>150744875
>t.

>>150744875
This

>>150744887
hocoids wouldnt have the balls to do that

>>150744934
>>150744957
thoughts on your loss to mitch, who is taller than you?

I love /hoc/
No homo

>>150744584
>wordle in 3
same
>perfect connections
i got it but had 2 mess ups

>>150744903
makes the op webm make so much more sense

>>150744991
/hoc/ is fine with this, homo or not

Dance party time desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE

Brennan othmann has been playing in these prospect games against the flyers for ten years

>>150745211
Now you know how the community college feels about you

think I may go down the bar there's fewer raped retarded people there

What if everyone loses self awareness at a certain age but your body lives on as if you still are.

I'm scared bros

>>150745463
all of life is scary, friend
but it doesn't last forever

>>150745463
that's what happened to trb

>>150745463
been reading too many dystopian novels?

>>150745493
I've heard there is no way to prove anyone else is self away/conscious. You can only know for yourself. "I marner therefore I am" or whatever.
Anyway I was walking yesterday and randomly I thought about that if I lost self awareness no one would even know. I would be gone but no one would know.

>>150745459
Our yearski

>>150745593
[A} Open a bottle
[B} Empty it into yourself
[C} Embrace Fullness

You think too much, Mr College Student

>>150745463
>>150745593
After some time to reflect, it occurs to me that you might be afraid of old age and senility, lad
>but who isn't, amirite?

>>150745680
>[A} Open a bottle
>[B} Empty it into yourself
>[C} Embrace Fullness
What does that mean?

>>150745776
I guess people who have lost consciousness
lol

>>150745211
No wonder he is steam rolling these kids.

>>150745854
It means get drunk and chill out you fuckin virgin

>>150745854
it means that you think too much and should do something else, like get drunk
>

Cory Perry got a season ending injury during pre camp skate today

>>150745865
>>150745891
sorry im a lil retarded

>>
>Los Angeles Kings forward Corey Perry was injured during an on-ice skate ahead of training camp today and is undergoing further medical evaluation. Reports indicate he was taken off the ice in a wheelchair. There is no official confirmation yet on the severity of the injury, and it has not been declared season-ending.

>>150745994
Whoa I hope he doesnt run in to danny brieres kid

>>150745996
This is the place for you, then, lad, lemme tell ya... couldn't have picked'em better

>>150746028
jen

https://www.nhl.com/flames/video/calgary-flames-live-stream-6336966459112
My Flames are already winning the battle of Alberta
:)

Jen

kind reminder Scorey Perry organized the gangbang

>>150746045
Cheers

germany has even less stanley cups than canada

>>150746278
Ok

>stanley cup list
>sort by mars
>zero cups
kek what a pissant planet

>>150746305
win the Stan Lee and change the narrative forever, Maplestahn
>you know you wanna

I hate the raped bitch exponentially more with every post he submits

shut up the cfl is on

womens rugby is on again. i'm watching in 4k, naturally

>>150746372
Neither team is gonna make the playoffs though

the east sucks dick lol

lol remember this

>>150746423
No

>>150746423
>>150746470

>>150746470
you probably don't remember the chilly evening either do you

>>150746533
I remember that I was in the collage too

>>150746413
lmao what the fuck is a Red Black?

I'm back from waging. Time to take the Marner.

>>150746570
use to be the other Rough Riders team, and red and black were the colors they wore

instead of the 1v8 seeding thing the nhl really needs to adopt a cfl style crossover. im tired of watching metro division frauds get the old southeast division playoff treatment.

>>150746582
Good luck

yeah hockey needs to feel more like special ed football

hockey is just fine; nothing is wrong
>Hail Gary

>>150746582
we call them nicolas roys now I'm doing one myself

>>150746751
I'm looking forward to seeing everyone accept this new terminology

just had to squeeze out a marner and I legit hurt my back. about the length and shape of a paper tower roll

>>150746582
>>150746873

>>150746674
>>150746751
>>150746893
The Marner went out smooth but the wiping was bothersome. Had to flush three times.

have to take a 3 lb daniel sedin

>>150747001
you were named the raped bitch on 04/17/22

>>150746947
CWAB (Copey What A Bitch)

2 for 1 sushi: acquired

>>150747057
what did you order cuz

>>150747066
Only thing they had left was some kinda veterinarian special. Got 2 of those :)

>>150747118
*vegetarian
lol

>>150747118
>>150747138
sad :(

>>150747156
why?
you can always sprinkle bacobits on there if you insist on umami for every meal

>>150747185
I wanted anon to have delicious options fuckface

>>150747118
sushi from a chinese place huh

uhhh gary didn't book any games for tomorrow

>>150747334
The dog sushi is delectable desu

4-1 flames

>>150747031
rent free ya gay magazine collecting bitch kwab

>>150747437
ya watch smack yet bro

>>150747454
yeah watched my penis smack against your lips

Dreaming about moving to Europe again

>>150747631
Where would you go?
I wanna go to Germany

What do hockey players do when it’s not winter
Like how do you even practice during summer bro

>>150747665
Switzerland/Czechia/Finland
I want to escape America’s shitty work life balance

>>150747691
they golf and skate with their frens

>>150747631
the rats are fleeing the ship

>>150747691
they have gangbangs on their yachts

>>150747713
Nice, I hope that works out for you. I love Europe.

might send Gary an electrical mail (e-mail for you n00bs)

>>150747454
i only saw the main event. i heard about brock's segment though and saw he ripped his pants kek. might watch/skip through worlds collide before bed bro how about you

That's it, I'm demanding that Gary reimplements the 1-8 playoff format.

my lionsies :)

>>150748262
went to watch high school football have it recorded starting after I clean the cat shit box

>>150748365
ah yes the ol' cat nic roy box

actually we call them marners here

Flames won today

>>150748395
it's nic roys now

>>150748395
actually we used to but we don't call those that here now bro
>>150748407
knights play the mammies tomorrow :)

Hmm actually yea 8 just double checked and we do still call them that here

>>150748475
maybe on planet retard

>>150748407
true and oilers lost

>>150748484
good thing that is where the golden kwabs play

>>150748475
double 8 is a code word for 88

>>150748484
planet retard is also now known as planet marntard

>>150748521
the who

>>150748506
wow what a save that wouldn't have needed to be made if he stayed in position instead of leaving the crease and attempting to get possession for some reason with two attackers flying down the wing at him that he decided to turn his back to

*Baba O'Riley starts playing*
yeah that's me. and you're probably wondering how I raped a wheelchair bound military veteran and became a Governor

>>150748582
Wow is right, Wolf is ELITE

*some dogshit deepcut by Jamiroquai stars playing*
yeah that's me. and you're probably wondering how I raped a wheelchair bound military veteran and became a Governor

virtual budsanity

>be copey
>get btfo again
>start spamming raped bitch bud1 jamiroquoi
CWAB

>>150748681
you seem worked

>>150748681
1993

COUNTRY ROADS
TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE
WHERE I BELONG
PLANET RETARD
TAKE ME HOME
COUNTRY ROADS

>>150748898
Literally who

>>150748898
big lass

>>150748901
gaudreaus

>>150749002
Sad

There will be 8 teams invited, who is going to make it in?

>>150749099
I don’t know there’s only 6 countries that have the nhl players to make a team

>>150749099
sounds like another mickey mouse cup for sweden to get mathematically eliminated from within 3 days

mcdavid is a chud

>>150749099
Fake italy starring tony deangelo

>>150749099
Honolulu
Mexico City
Beijing
Cairo
Lagos
New Delhi
Pyongyang
Calgary

>>150749141
Who is that

>>150749148
maybe on planet chang

>>150749151
me

>>150749151
country singer who said the heckin' n-word!!! also he was literally born in sneedville, tennessee. he also threw a chair at somebody

>>150749134
for some reason Switzerland always does really well considering they only have something like 4 nhl players

>>150749179
look up their monetary policy and world war policy

>>150749179
I don’t see why europoor leagues will stop their seasons for a nhl tournament unless Gary bribes them.

>>150749168
we call it planet marntard now

>>150749099
>USA
>Canada
>Finland
>Sweden
>Russia (if they're allowed)
>Czechia (though they can't really field a full NHL team anymore)
>meme team Europe again for the rest
that's probably the best case scenario, who's the 8th?

>>150749211
well if russia is allowed in then that probably means belarus will be too so maybe them

>>150749211
>>150749220
The nhl is organizing not the Iihf troons so they’ll be in. Belarus on the other hand has like 2 nhl players so I doubt it’s them. Probably Switzerland and maybe Germany or something. Plus the 4 nations and Czech.

>>150749136
kwab

>>150749141
nhl players are retards with no taste. idc about that guy's politics, but his music is trash. i remember last year there was some little interview thing with nhl players about what they listen to and it was all retard music.

>>150749136
just like my islanders

>>150749238
>Belarus on the other hand has like 2 nhl players
I checked just for fun and surprisingly they have 7 active players somehow

>>150749220
Belarus kinda sucks, maybe they could do like a meme team of Austria+Germany+Switzerland (combined right now 20 active players tho) but then the Euro team would be lacking NHL players
>>150749238
was thinking the same but idk doesn't seem either way the can get 8 teams maybe if they knock it to 6

>>150749278
belarus could heem you without breaking a sweat

>>150749269
7 players
>all shit
Grim, just like my islanders

>>150749269
I thought his name was Sharon Govich.

>>150749278
The reason why they had the team Europe and team u23 for the last World Cup is because there are only 6 countries that have enough players but all the numales bitched about those multi country teams.

>>150749286
cap, we suck but we're not Belarus level... yet
>>150749300
i liked the 2016 cup. they should do it more often tho and not wait 12 years again

>>150749269
game grown chuds

>>150749334
They’re doing to every 4 years between the Olympics

>>150749339
I don't know what teams most of these guys play for but maybe Blackhawks-Flames would be around a Belarus-quality matchup that we could give them

>>150749441
>Bedard and Wolfie
europoors don't deserve this

>>150749441
That is the best match tho

Belarus hockey is more ridiculous than a jamaican bobsled team

>>150749513
What do you mean? They are right beside the arctic

>>150749534
Nevermind im retarded i was thinking estonia.

>>150749513
cope /hoc/ is ШAХ GANG territory

had about a 15 minute recovery time from the nicolas roy i dropped jesus christ

>>150749565
you dropped a voodoo doll or something ?

>>150749577
sometimes Roys are painful on your sides

>>150749565
>>150749598
truly the vilest nigger in /hoc/
this dude does nothing but work hard for your team, helps you win a cup, and you shit on him the moment he leaves town because people making fun of your new toy marner hurts your pathetic fee-fees
and then you even try to lie about it not being you
seriously copey, kill yourself
trb may be a faggot but at least he has mental illness as an excuse

>>150749598
You passing kidney stones or what? I don't follow

>>150749625
he's (still) trying to force a new meme as a replacement for marners
it's not gonna work

>>150749624
b-bud is that you?

bud is the symbol that /hoc/ needed him to be
a dark knight

>trb may be a faggot but at least he has mental illness as an excuse
let's not pretend that copey isn't also mentally ill

speaking of marners. i've got a fruity one brewing with all the sushi i just ate

>>150749680
dreading the marner that might come tonight after I went back to the same food that gave me the runs a few days ago

just took a midnight marner myself

>>150749624
bro said fee-fees KWAB worked ahhh bih

copey lost

>>150749680
>>150749720
>>150749721
we don't call those that here now

I took a marner at 2 pm, im thinking i can flush another one down if I try but maybe ill just save it for tomorrow

>>150749720
You've built up tolerance and will have a nice firm marner, trust

The thread really goes to Mitch Marner this time of night, doesn't it? I'm out.

copey appears to be unironically "bubbling"

>>150749816
i can't believe JVOEL ignored this beautiful cake :\

>>150749816
why did they use Venom's jizz for the writing?

>>150749870
sadly JVOEL also ignored his cumstained bedsheets

>>150749869
kek
>>150749881
box wine lamp is wild bro

>>150749886
what kind of idol ignores the fans? especially one who spends thousands of dollars on merch every year? absolutely disgusting

>>150749624
you still have my vote bud

im goin off the rails on a marner train

>>150749915
My generation
-has to fight for a decent car thanks to cash for clunkers
-is shunned for liking anime and playing video games
- told we gotta get a second job just to get a house
-losing jobs to people outside of America
-seen as lazy because job market sucks

Pity the boomer tho

>>150749910
he even takes her strange little doll everywhere he goes and posts pictures with it with no regard to how insane it looks to everyone else

>>150749935
Whoa dont shoot anybody

can't stop laughing at the idea of hitting some nerds doll with mustard at a baseball game

>>150749960
virtual insanity
>>150749972
based

>>150749972
still rules

marner posting is up lately

>>150750027
Copey is too retarded to realize that we all hold in our marners till he disputes its name

Woke up with the dire urgency to drop an explosive and foul marner

>>150749238
>>150749211
>Finland
>Sweden
>Russia (if they're allowed)
Doesn't matter that it's the NHL that is organizing. Sweden and Finland won't play if Russia is still at war.

We don't have the North American system where Hockey Canada and USA Hockey decides who will be the GM, head coach and assistant coaches from tournament to tournament. We have a head coach on contract that is responsible for naming the players.

And there are extremely few Swedish NHL players that would go behind the Swedish confederations back and play under a NHL installed head coach in Swedish colours. And the ones that would do that would never get to represent Sweden in any international competitions again and they would be hated here by the media and the fans.

>what did you said about street church gang and Pawłowski family? I'm going to kill you

F Lamers high on Dawid Pawlowski's crack cocaine

>>150750130
based

I don't know why ANY hockey player would want to live Anywhere but in la or nyc.
NYC is big hustle and bustle city, most famous city in the world, most iconic and lively
LA is sun and warmth 360 days a year, if I had a chance to live a good 500k/year+ life there id book a plane immediately, just buy nice small house in hilly suburbs and some cabriolet and enjoy sunrises, warm days and jelato with cola
Why would anyone want to live in Tampa/Minnesota/Vegas/wherever idk
Maybe there are some nice towns in Utah oregon Midwest idk, with nice nature outside and nice town inside but idk

>>150750167
I dont know why anyone would want to live in NYC or LA period

>>150750167
What KHL team is the most like my favourite team?: the Calgary Flames. I ask because I have high standards for who to cheer for

>>150747665
while I was here I learned that germany has the same shitty work/life balance as USA

which probably explains why they are the backbone of the euro, supporting a bunch of shit countries ran by retards

and maybe explains the high suicide rate and self loathing and weird porn

reminder

>>150750180
have you lived your life thinking people live in the world's biggest cities because they're forced to?

>>150750193
Really? I thought Germans got 4 weeks vacation guaranteed. Plus this table says Germans works the least hours of any country
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_average_annual_labor_hours

>scared to leave the rez
Sad

>>150750206
damn, maybe the boomer lied to me
or he's just a europussy with no concept of what real burnout feels like

>>150750198
statistically speaking it's also more likely people will be born in the largest cities

Germans are fucking weird. Germans are forever saying our society is kitsch. But I always felt that German stuff was notably kitsch (notable even within Europe). Everything that is in fashion there is like 10 years out of date. Europe pop, Techno etc.

>>150750194
>edmonton
>climate
kek lol lmao jen

I've never heard any of that shit

>>150750239
The stereotype is the bayern and baden wurttemberg are the hard working regions. But thats probably a myth.

the anaheim duckies are my favourite usa team

>>150750352
for me its the sabres. ducks raped my flames too long

>>150750338
I wonder how Rick Westhead will try and ruin this.

>>150750241
and people move out of those cities if the cost-benefit analysis doesn't work for them. but bigger cities tend to offer higher incomes, more job opportunities and more amenities to justify the higher cost of living. if the US had a super dominant city situation where the capital were much bigger than anywhere else, it would probably be more obvious why people wanted to live there, but there are enough decently-sized options that people can make granular choices.

>>150750297
the team I saw violently RAPING Löwen Frankfurt last night was Wolfsburg which I learned is a city/region totally dominated by volkswagen and the auto industry, with the entire city planned around the factory like they do in china

>>150750365
fair enough. also the dabres are on the rise i hear. what with the good prospect pool and all

gaaaaay gaaay autistic and gay go autistic somwhere else all of you

>>150750393
We don't post what we most recently searched for on pornhub here on /hoc/.

I'll make the next one.

>>150750397
KEK gottem