Thread 150787531

1-0 (Foden 18')

fuck anime

FUCK MUG

finna /mug/

PL refs are making me scousophobic and mancuphobic

broke the fence, by the way.

>>150787531 (OP)
Poo-nandez

FUCK CHILE

Anime

haaland goal looms...

>>150787531 (OP)
>Cunha injured
>Good opportunity to bring Bruno back to his original position
>Doubles down on CM Bruno
>His defensive mistake cost you a goal
Rinse and repeat.

Sex with flat anime girls

rodri and reijnders stinker

how many today?

>>150787584
based

mbeumo is so fat and lazy kek

>>150787574
mars volta..

sheshksho is shite

>>150787595
im thinking a big, fat, nil

>>150787585
last digit decides how many göls

what's for dinner tonight bros

Absolutely pissing it down here in Coventry at the moment

What are you eating while watching the game?
For me, its buenos

where is he?

>>150787617
Pasta-bake

With this 7, Man United will win the game

Haaland hatty incoming
>>150787584
Based

>>150787595
For me, it's

>>150787574
what race is that

>>150787574
What phenotype is this?

>>150787623
oh yeah?

>>150787633
>english """""""""culture""""""""""

>>150787605
>mariachi slipknot

>>150787628
chileANO POV

Who the fuck is O'Reilly?

>>150787628
Ordered a small KFC-
>chileano
Don't you get any idea in getting the thread buked just because I said "small".

>>150787648
uhh... bros???

[Opta Joe] 4 - Liverpool are the first side in Premier League history to win four consecutive games thanks to winning goals scored in the final 10 minutes or later. Soul.

shocked fergies united never managed this

>>150787617
got some minced pork, rice, green beans, katsu curry sauce ready to be microwaved from cooking it a couple of days ago

>>150787617
got 4 of these and 12 bottles of stella comfy sunday evening

>>150787648
what the hell bro

>>150787617
I was going to do a Sunday roast, but I can't be arsed now. Mac and Cheese for me, but it's a posh one so I'm happy enough with that.

>>150787617
was going to make an bolognese but its too late to kick that off so just a few minute steaks and new potatoes

>>150787628
street food

>>150787648
someone post the man city fan

>>150787647
scouser

>>150787663
Me, la.

fucking retarded burrito hair

>>150787628
just had some meatballs with peas and corn, trying to avoid sugar because I'm a fat fuck

>>150787617
Gonna have some lovely sports discussion on /sp/ with a side order of fuck off back to /brit/ you cunt

>>150787648
ill take one for the team

>>150787677
not a frozen ready meal i hope anon

>>150787635
maybe next time

Just won the Champions League with Hearts on FM24. What have you achieved today?

>>150787705
That time of the month?

>>214866048/int/

>>150787725
made a french onion soup which was bloody delicious

>>150787648
>moortuguese

>>150787725
try and do it with someone from the irish league
its next level

>>150787716
Nah, it's an M&S ready made one, my gf bought it for me :3

what is yanited's strategy? limp passes to the edge of the box to bait a penalty?

>>150787725
>What have you achieved today?
I beat the crystal laser fuck in Hollow Knight

Ukbros, what’s written there?

>>150787725
ate a piece of cold pizza for breakfast

This is just a /mug/ waiting room

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GzXSG3O3TQ

flying pig just turned on amorim, he wants him out

>>150787752
just as bad, cook yourself or make your gf do it

>>150787617
>>>/int/214866048

>>150787759
Strategy?

impending /mug/

United are so shit to watch fucking hell, they're fully a midtable team

>>150787680
>dropping half the "food" on the fucking floor

/d2g/ bro who's got game three?

>>150787752
should try cook lad they do good ready meals

>>150787742
I brought Bohs to the quarter finals once. 5-1 to Valencia on aggregate.

>>150787648
Be honest

>>150787769
she cute

>>150787773
>firing the manager didn't work the last 5 times but let's do it again and see what happens

>>150787783
did sooginator get a boob job?

>>150787769
kek

>>150787759
Reminds me of the last time they were competitive and they did it by just diving all over the place every game.

>>150787764
中国名酒
chinese meishu (think its an alcohol brand)

>>150787769
crazy how much better e-girls look if they just remove the pounds of makeup off their face

>>150787784
Stop sending your fucking frauds over here.

Sad state of affairs where you get a hair transplant and still go skinhead. Mazraoui you egg

>>150787807
very disappointing lips on both ends

>>150787808
>buying new players didn't work the last 5 times but let's do it again and see what happens

>>150787798
couldnt get further than the round of 16 either

>>150787776
If I can't be arsed to make a Sunday roast, I can't be arsed to make a mac and cheese either. I'm not cooking today, end of story.

>>150787807
what did she mean by this

Your halftime plans?

>>150787667
Id bet the house on that guy being a peruvian with a VPN to make us look bad

donnaruma is a game changer for city.

>>150787837
this
no innie no ring simple as

"Doku is having one of his best games in a Manchester City shirt. His pace and skills are giving an edge all over the field. Super performance so far."

Says it all about how good he actually is.

>>150787809
nah she's just wearing a tight bra

>>150787854
Beer

mathiijs de shigt

>>150787854
do my dailies

>>150787839
the problem is the moronic upper management and toxic dressing room, not the tactics or bs like that

>>150787854
watch cbs pregame show. my shitty jets at 1

>>150787859
nut what about his feet???? kek

low key affair, no atmosphere apart from the minute after the goal - bit of an odd game tbqh

> Husanov doesn’t speak English.
> ref

any documentary (not youtube) reccomendations lads need some news ones to watch??

>>150787874
the white maguire
theres a reason ajax juve and bayern all got rid of him after a couple years

Anime girls

>>150787884
who cares when you're a 2 meter monster who can stop anything in the air

united win this 1-2 btw

I have a deep hatred for Phil Foden because he is the definition of chav. You can picture him blasting music on a public bus.

Utd fans itt, why stick with Amorim?
>"The players aren't good enough"
Could this argument not apply for every fucking manager? The players aren't "good enough" for Scott Parker or Vitor Pereira either
>"Arsenal gave Arteta time and look where they are now!"
But what if you're backing the wrong project? Like if the math on a blueprint is bad that building is still going to collapse

>>150787854
wash the floor for the first time in idk how many months
>>150787900
check out the alpha go one lad, it's on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y

Let’s remember that this is the biggest match this league can offer us. The Premier League is dead.

>>150787900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_lmX_BLjXo

>>150787854
go to the balcony and drink beer in the sunlight

>>150787890
Manchester is in mourning

>>150787928
about what?

>>150787923
> The Premier League is dead.
grimm

>>150787918
agree

>>150787890
There's never any atmosphere at City home games unless the away fans are singing, and Amorim's shitball has battered the United fans into silence.

>>150787673
12 bottles?? you're gonna be shitting water tomorrow bro

>>150787900
abducted in plain sight

halftime baddiedem

Actually think United will get something here, City don't look like they used to

halftime

>>150787936
charlie

Fergie used to play his local academy lads for this derby

wonder if elchile has all those without clothes but posts the clothed version

>>150787919
sexo

>>150787900
Have heard of a gentlemen called Adam Curtis?

>>150787921
Stop doxing me like that

>>150787922
is this about the guy with the vibrating anal beads

>>150787900
Dear Zachary

Like most boys, the memory of going to my first match is stamped on my brain. Dad was a Notts County fan and took me to see them play Crystal Palace at Selhurst Park. This was in the mid nineties, years before smart phones and social media would dilute the experience. That meant you had to live in the moment, take it all in or it was gone in an instant.

The Premier League is no longer for the fans that it serves. With each game, my love has ebbed away, like the last drops of water swirling down the plughole. Most fans yearn for the nostalgia of old school football and I’m no different. Four divisions, 3PM kick offs on Saturdays, no VAR. That type of football outshone the EPL. Clubs weren’t viewed as commodities, owned by one person, but rather as community hubs. They were beacons of hope rooted within the local area, entwined in working class values. Time has moved on and football has changed but not always for the better. Clubs have become bigger and now have an even greater international pull, breaking away from their foundations.

Men think moisturising and sunscreen is equivalent to having gay sex

#1 mogs

>>150787961
he never recovered from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1bX3F7uTrg
>>150787971
no it's about AI solving an "unsolvable" game

>>150787936
Bez lost his maracas

>>150787986
tipping my fedora at light speed

AME AME AME AME

>>150787990
On there way to McDonald's

>>150787854
Watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHoDX1iEr_I&ab_channel=FANREACTIONTV

>>150787574
Even his eyebrows have had enough and want to escape

>>150787993
Lol I was going to post it :)

>>150787939
Not as dead as your fellow countrymen KEK

>>150788025
based

>>150787978
this is a good shout im gonna download it now
it is depressing? its not about disabled people is it?

>>150787574
Average reddit user

>>150788017
WHO

>>150787574
look what united did to my bro

>>150787900
the lad is back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTrqlIDochI

>>150787939
Proper ugly cunt this lad. Really punchable.

I'm really sorry for diehard United fans. Imagine enduring this on a weekly basis

>>150788049
belly button too big
its like a black hole

>>150787673
To last you for one week, right?

>>150787919
She looks underaged

>>150787961
is the shifty one good?

>>150787769
This is unironically her at her hottest

>>150787990
2 if I had a gun to my head.

>>150788070
Aha we are suicidal lad

>>150788068
average 20 year old northern woman

>>150788046
Good watch if you want an excuse to hate women.

>>150787680
Thank you God for not making me Indian

>GEE OH EI TEE
>YOU CAN BE THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME
Can you, /sp/?

>>150788095
mate shes just wiped chads cum off her face after a 6 hour sesh

kek

Mason Mount is injured AGAIN by the fucking way LMAO

>>150788068
Absolutely fucking based

>>150787939
He ruined his looks.

2 years ago he would've been the ultimate femboy, now he looks haggard. Britian claims another soul

We used to be a proper country

>>150788068
LANA WOLF

big fan

>>150787794
i'm rooted for enchantress.

>>150787990
They're all a bit disgusting, but I prefer dark haired girls, so 3 is my choice.

>>150788127
Her boyfriend is kind of a dicklet desu.

hopefully not a 1-0 slurper
either need manure to get 1 back to they get some cope before city win 2-1 or city just batter them 3 or 4-0
(strictly a /mug/ chad dont actually care for city)

>>150788133
my wife

Remember when this board used to post half time slags? Now just simps for “e girls”. You are pathetic

>>150788068
You English deserve this shit, I have no sympathy

can sesko actually score a goal, hes reaching 007 hojlund here

>>150788132
kek

how many of you were at the march yesterday

Come on Yanited

Ar Lucy would want Yanited to win

>>150788068
corr

>>150788121
Don't like it but at least it's not that fucking flame song

>>150788093
I stopped after hypernormalisation

Is every Pizza store just run by pakis now.

is slot the baldest manager of all time?
theres no stubble and its shiny

>>150788179
You reckon she gives Russ some sympathy pussy after Rangers lose or is she so repulsed she fakes a headache or something?

Mbeumo equaliser then Fernandes penalty to win 90+2

>>150788139
Russell '10th place' Martin is fucking that

Whats Anarims L W ratio with MU?

>>150788150
I'm a /mug/chad but I despise City so part of me wants United to win just for 'WE'RE BACK' posting.

Banana bros, do you remember…?

>>150788205
yeh i think ive already seen all the good ones
i tried watching the russia one it was ridiculoulsy dense i gave up half way through the first episode

>>150788139
Hasnt one a game yet, gets paid millions and gets to go home to that every night. Life aint fair

>>150788167
I could date 1 or 3, just too fat and fat girls smell bad, no matter what anyone says.

>>150788227
a draw would be nice. keeps both in the 2nd half of the table

Haaland gets absolutely zero service, needs to get the fuck away from this shit club

>>150787645
So good, I’ll easily pig out and have ten of these if I have them

>>150788227
They'll beat Chelsea I reckon

>>150788225
Wait until the end of the game and the statistics table anon will post the updated image.

>>150788206
If a store is run by Asians (of any kind, from West to South to Central to East to South East) it is 9/10 a money laundering business.

>>150788246
*couldn't

>>150788077
out of 10

>>150788167
Sad that asian women can only get the remotest sense of tits when they’re fat. Even then they look mid

its clear no football manager could save united
can anyone do it outside of football? even fictional characters?
i think rita repulsa could do it

>>150788046
Don't look anything up before you watch it. That's all I'll say.

>>150779625
>>150779700

reminder

amorim IN

Anyone got any tips on how to fix your diet in regards to weight loss? I workout 4/7 days: do an hour of moderate speed with slight incline on the treadmill followed up with 30 or so minutes of jump rope yet I am not seeing as much progress as I would like and I know why and it's because my diet is complete shit. I can't give up the fucking ice cream and after said workouts I buy some goyslop garbage like taco bell or McDicks

>>150788216
>>150788218
>>150788239
Winner's win ;)

>>150788017
that sven shredded those falcon shitters

>>150788167

that 180 is salvagable

i would bring tears to brosnans eyes by the time i am done with her

I legit don't see any advantage to Analrim's formation. This 3421 thing. I can't see a single reason to play like this. It just seems like the worst of all worlds. Every disadvantage of the various other common formations without any of their advantages. What am I missing here?

>>150787947
>abducted in plain sight
this is probably the best dark comedy i've ever seen
absolutely fucking mental

>>150788234
Yeah the parody encapsulates his documentaries really well. I did like the mayfair set though

>>150788194
My feeling exactly too, actually. Can we be friends? I'll provide beer

>>150788307
just budget yourself
dont go over 2000 calories

Kek city customers seething

>>150787990
1 and 4

Just need City to win for my accumulator to come through. £193 from a £3 stake:

6fold
Newcastle
Bournemouth
Spurs
draw between Brentford/Chelsea
Liverpool
City

Should I cash out just now for £112? I mean, City aren't going to fuck up from here... a-a-are they?

>>150788315
He is dying by his ideas

>>150788077
nah, she looks like she's in uni

>>150788262
he obviously cant cut it in england but part of me thinks rooney would make a great manger in east asia

>>150788321
Yeah okay pal

>>150788217
imagine her doing that doing a slow titfuck, haha...

>>150788332
dont cash out its free money

>>150788323
Newcastle dodged a bullet there.

>>150788315
>Back 3 all comfortable on the ball
>Wing backs provide all the width, allowing everyone else to be central
>Box 4 in midfield with the CMs and 2 10's

That's the theory but they do precisely none of that, kek

>>150788161
it's a couple of mongs deliberately spamming them because they aren't interesting enough to earn the attention their shit childhoods and lives have left them desperately craving

Who are they grieving with the black bands?

>>150788330
>I wanna go home

>>150788332
giz some of your money

Do you lads think there even is some manager who's dumb enough to accept the manure job at this point?

>>150788326
Haha look at his silly haircut

>>150788307
Your body is probably shit and inefficient after decades of being a lazy fat shit so your hormones, insulin response, digestion, etc. are shot.

>>150788308
I bet you dont even have sex with her you just get her to needlessly play about with your balls from the back

>>150788362
iryna kirk

The commentators on Peacock are so much better than the twats on Sky Sports

>>150788274
they only grow tits after 40.

Would you date a fujo who wrote yaoi football erotica about managers?

>>150788362
Ricky Hatton

>>150788339

>>150788356
yup

>>150788362
their club

>>150788356
our new deusctvhe purchase already scored a header. Future looking bright

want yanited to suffer but also don't want them to fire Amorim and go for Iraola

>>150788326
football fans are braindead

>>150788330
British men are fucking slobs, no wonder no one is having kids

>>150787900
Oliver Stone's Untold History of the United States

ADAM KINO CURTIS

https://youtu.be/m0NVdTsX3Yc?si=hv4EEne3Fbgv5WqD
https://youtu.be/m0NVdTsX3Yc?si=hv4EEne3Fbgv5WqD
https://youtu.be/m0NVdTsX3Yc?si=hv4EEne3Fbgv5WqD

>>150788330
can't wait to see this fraud getting sacked, dude was a half season wonder at a farmers league and somehow got the job
people talked shit about ten hag, but at least the baldie had real achievements

>>150788378
glad to hear it because that's what I've got

>>150788393
please god dont let them get iraola. hes actually good
need someone from italy or spain to come in for him

>>150788332
cash out now for £112

>>150788307
the exercise (good) is just going to increase your appetite anyway. Just track your shit on an app, then eat less. Boring but it's the truth

>>150788399
love a bit of adam curtis
true aesthete

>>150788386
Baser Mourhino

>>150788274
That's just not true, I've seen plenty of normal weight Asian girls with decent sized knockers, and no they weren't fake ones.

SAR?

this bald guy stinks, how is he on manure?

>>150788396
/int/ said reason is women hate short men nowadays and we are the shortest country in europe

We're halfway there, /mug/bros.

gameplan: pass to mpoomo

>>150788332
United have had one shot, one on target. City have had four and two on target. United have an xG of 0.03.

>>150788386
Pictured there in a Fenerbahce shirt shortly before being sacked (again).

>>150788386
based "just got fired from Fenerbahce" wise mentor

>>150788384
no

>>150788457
Hang yourself

>>150787900
have you seen the lobby? aljazeera documentary on jewish influence on UK and US politics

>>150788461
>xG
Couldn't give less of a shit

anyone see the videos of jose at the airport in turkey after being sacked

>>150788443
I'm a 5'8 woman, it's impossible for me to find a bf that's viable. Impossible.

I need a man at least 6'2, can't find one, breaks my heart. I went to Holland and I was so happy, miss Europe so much

>>150788283
she couldnt even accomplish anything with 2 powerful warriors (goldar and scorpina), 2 distraction pawns and a brand new superstar monster every week made to spec by finster
she'd be a terrible pick

>>150788457
Based degenerate, risking your life savings gamblerman

>inb4 save me Maguire in the final minutes
I've seen enough, Amorin is another fraud.

>>150788441
this is the one thing that could save united

>>150788415
they will, and just because he's not a super big name he'll get less time before the fans get on his case

perfect distraction for jim and the glazers though, keeps kicking the can down the road for cheap money

>>150788457
EZ money

>>150788486
post boipussy

>>150788486
>I'm a 5'8 woman
sure buddy

>city playing longball
c'est fini

city been shit

>>150788443
>and we are the shortest country in europe
No we're fucking not. I wish we were because I'm 6'4 (195cm) so I'd mog even more of you.

>>150788384
I wouldn't date my oshi, no

>>150788486
you cant suffer in holland
its wall to wall chads

United are living around city's penalty area. i'm cancelling the /mug/

>>150788393
Iraola is unironically tuo smart to go to United and the board isn't stupipd enough to go for another manager that has a distinctive progressive playstyle. They will go for Marco Silva from Fulham and I think that would be a good appointment

>>150788457
you are crazy motherfucker

o g r e

Hojlund is so clear of BOSSko

KEK
/mug/

ERLINGZ

>>150788407
>>150788396
>>150788363
Imagine Jose comedy instead of this

>>150788519
>tfw

>>150788307
dont listen to people telling you to count calories
eat a small snack for breakfast (cereal bar and an apple something like that) and then have 1 meal in the afternoon (nothing greasy/takeaway preferably something you cook yourself but doesnt matter what) and then dont eat again until the next day. if you cant take the hunger you can have a meal replacement shake
basically have 1 meal a day and intermittent fast for as much as possible

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>>150788520
Because she is married to CC?

ERLING GIGACHAD /MUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG/
ITS OGRE

>>150788519
>>150788486
you two need to meet up

relegation season

HAALAND

>>150788531
He posts bet calculators, not the actual slip. He doesn't place the bet. He'll and his simps will reply
>Oh but I do/He does

/MUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG/! :D

OVER

ERLINGZZZZZZZZZZ

the rapist of relegation fodder

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>>150788475
"No!"

>>150788384
Never in doubt

GET THE FUCK IN CAM ON

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LUKE SHAW IS SO FAT AND SHIT
CASEMIRO
SHAW
MBUEMO
ZIRK
WHY DO UNITED HAVE SO MANY FAT CUNTS

*mogs ur defense*

/mug/ incoming lads

>>150788519
>UK is full of South Asians who are notoriously short
>low average
What a surprise.

Something really depressing about the Sunday 4:30pm PL match, it's never a good game, always a semen slurper or a one sided beatdown.

/MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG/ BABY

>>150788486
(male)

>>150788522
Honestly, and they were so nice, kept telling me I was beautiful, they were friendly. Can't stand English men, I cried on the train back.

They behave like such chavs, yo what ya sayin, I hate them

Man U is so shit

Unitedbros... we need MASSIVE re-enforcements in the January transfer window

FINITE INCANTATEM

>>150788326
that city can't be real

What is the point of Amorim's system actually?

>>150788519
SHORTUGAL

Came here for HAAAAAALAAANDD

>>150788332
Stay the line. This lead isn't going anywhere

>stream freezes
>skips ahead
>GOOOOAL

fuck me

so it happened AGAIN

>>150787531 (OP)
MUG MUG MUG MUG

idg what a striker is meant to do in amorims system, no wonder hojlund was sperging out constantly

how is shaw still at man utd lmao

>>150788561
>He doesn't place the bet.

Oh, but I do.

great goal

>>150788600
losing

So who is gonna be interim manager?

Kek

I GOT A FEELING

>>150788552
6'4, yes please.

I love it when i feel small, it makes my brain melt

united are so shit

KEK WHAT TH FUCK WAS THAT

>>150788519
>ireland BIGGER than UK
Ovarida

>>150788594
wow maybe you should start blogging or something you fucking hambeast

>>150788326
hehehe what a ridiculous looking darkie

>>150788486
Move to south west England, it's full of tall men. Northern England is full of midgets.

GET IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINN

>>150788551
no cause she's a filthy fujoid

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

3 more ghouls and they get dumped down to 16th

I GOT A FEELING

OH MY DAYS

lollllllll

Yanited are going to get smoked at this rate

>>150788614
you see how the jews fuck with you

wtf was that

LMAO

/mug/ time
https://voca.ro/1nWbCIBX4ZJs

>>150788649
how has he failed upwards like this?

>>150788650
I lost two stone recently, I stopped eating doughnuts and pizza and now I have smoothies with spinach

KEK

>Leland

kek

>>150788654
i thought norf had viking genes and souf had manlet french genes

I
GOT
A
FEELIN'

WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL?

>>150788600
to confuse his own players

a good striker would have scored that

this is my second year watching united i hope this pays off eventually

>>150787531 (OP)
jover

OMDS

>>150788614
yeah I've noticed that happening more than a normal co-incidence
cohencidence confirmed

>>150788673
this guy fucks

>>150788654
Is Bristol any good to live in?

I like tall men, well dressed, handsome, not stuck up, good job, and makes me laugh

>>150788654
Norfs are all body extremes. They’re mutants. Horrifying, really

I missed the open goal shot, I heard it on the comms but I was shifting my cat on my bed because he's deciding to be a contortionist. Can somebody post a webm?

this reijnders lad laughs a lot, he breaks that rule that footballers should be stonefaced and serious all the time

>>150788561
Thanks bud. I probably still mad at anon lose 5000usdt for gambling on dota game today.

Haaland is gassed

>>150788614
>>150788714
There are more megabytes in goals than build up play so it buffers

>15th last season
>Currently 14th
To me, this is progress #AmorimIN

cant

>haland bottling
Why cant he travel with the ball, is he genuinely that much of a tap in merchant?

>>150788719
>I like tall men, well dressed, handsome, not stuck up, good job, and makes me laugh

this is literally what every girl wants, and its 1 out of 100 men. so youre competing with 99 other women

just try and get half of that, like a tall broke guy

>>150788647
Based us.

>>150788725
The funniest thing is, if he had actually made all the bets he's ever placed (he's done this for years btw) he would have won millions, even including the losses.

>>150788486

You know the rules here, slag

>Now they will sack bayindir, thinking he's the problem
>They don't know about lammens
/mug/ guaranteed

Can United eveb turn this around?

>>150788680
I've been told it's his White male privilege

>>150788751
tried to be too clever and dupe the defender

>>150788719
It’s full of incredibly rich people that dress like and pretend to be poor. Bath probably has what you’re after given it’s all just rugby players and army officers

They’re also all engaged to ballerinas and girls from other rich families so keep that in mind

>>150787531 (OP)
APOLOGISE.

>>150788747
Thank you for correcting the record, Mr Shekelberg

remember when we heard about for weeks and week how they won the transfer window hehe

>>150788751
Thanks.

>>150788770
bring on rashy and garnacho

>>150788751
reijnders was already celebrating kek

just put Tom Heaton in goal

>>150788680
Anyone with a functioning brain could see he got fuck all service at United. That excludes thick as pig shit United fans of course, who thought all their attacking problems were caused by the lone striker. A role now being filled by Sesko, who looks... every bit as shit.

>>150788758
yep yep

>>150788705
great footwork from the zestmeister

>>150788785
never doubted the jose, and im not even manc or chelsea fan

>>150788788
See how I recoil

So who are yanited getting next after they sack analrim and sell off sexo for peanuts?

>>150788770
Need a pink gf i know she needs white meat

I can no longer defend Amorim, Bruno as an 8 is just doesn't work

>Southgate
>442
it would work

>>150788457
gay gimmick

Simon Stone, BBC's United ringpiece in chief:

>Manchester United's officials have been stressing the aim this season is to qualify for Europe. When Senne Lammens arrived, they said the attraction was he would be at his peak in three years when United hope to be trying to win the major prizes.

>By definition, that means they are not at that point yet - and the evidence is on show today.

>They have played well in patches. But City are a different class.

>On Friday, Pep Guardiola said he wouldn't swap Erling Haaland for anyone. That goal is why. United have no-one at that level.

Absolute lol.

hojlund is gonna outscore tesco this season isnt he

>>150788824
Marco Silva. Screencap this 100%

>>150788824
Iraola.

corrr

>>150788756
I cant help liking what I like. I cant be with a chav slob, such men are so repulsive. I seem to attract that type but I'm so well spoken I don't understand.

Idk if I want a broke man, I like nice things. Tall is like the minimum, I'm tall so I need to feel small. I hate towering over men, I feel awful.

I love my heels too. My eyes hurt so much, I need to close them

>>150788824
Loads of BAMEs who are terrible at football but get in the various Euro NTs for some unknown mysterious reason

Could United realistically get relegated? Aw man, if only the 3 bottom teams weren't so shit, one could dream...

>>150788824
The Bournemouth lad

>>150788802
Put Onana in g-awwww :(

MAGUIRE UP FRONT HERE WE GO

donnaruma dunking on the glazersteins

this zesty nigga gianluigi

>slabhead

3-2 to United, Maguire hattrick incoming

Would you press a button that gives you Donnarumma's goalkeeping prowess and also hairline?

>>150788850
YNBAW

That would've been a goal if it wasn't Donnarumma

at what point will united as a club realise theyre not a top club anymore they're a midtable club signing midtable players

>>150788721
based cat

>>150788852
No. Spurs lost 22 times last season and were still 13pts off relegation spots.

>>150788841
God I wish women look at me like that

That's why they got him lol

Fucking PSG gifted Pep Donnarumma kek

>>150788621
3 at the back systems are generally meant to be played down the center, with the wingbacks providing defense and width when needed. Amorim plays with both wingbacks and wingers, which just leaves spaces in the middle, particularly with all the pressing they do on defense, and means they have to rely on crosses in attack, which Man United are simply shit at.

savinho

>>150788852
no, they'll always get the 96th min penalties to make sure it's never a real struggle. They're just too rich

>out of ideas
>bring on arry
like clockwork lmao

>>150788824
ah yes, the soccer team cycle
>team is shit
>hire coach
>buy more shit players
>fire coach
>team is shit
>hire coach
>buy more shit players
>fire coach
>team is shit
>hire coach
>buy more shit players
>fire coach

>>150788850
I love tall girls
Come to Hamburg, Im 1,96m

>>150788837
COPE

>>150788890
hand them money

>>150788842
He already did by scoring yesterday.

>>150788886
never
they are already there, but theyll never realise it

doesn't seem fair that city have people wearing the same colour as donnarumma directly behind the goal

>>150788852
If their matches were officiated honestly then yes but they won’t be as every time they’re at threat from a “lower” club they get a penalty

>>150788804
He was shit too though and its revisionist to say otherwise

Both goals are on Shaw
He was also sleeping against burnley
Why does amorim play 3 at the back and not play the most tailor-made CB for it in the league in maguire? this would still be 0:0
clueless

>>150788780
>Bath probably has what you’re after given it’s all just rugby players and army officers

Ok that literally made me interested. I will have to arrange a weekend down there. I'm used to dating well to do men, my previous exs were all aggressively middle
class, Henly Regatta, Cheltenham, Ascot, so boring but a nice excuse to wear a dress and a hat, I prefer horses to boats tbqhwy. Cricket is absolutely boring

>>150788925
new cope unlocked

>>150788842
Italian league is wank, so yes

>>150788910
>1,96m
like 20 anons panties just flooded and they dont know why

>>150788838
>t..trust the plan (again)
>just another two years

lmao

>>150788887
maybe because my covers have birds on them.

>>150788944
What a shit LARP

bit horny lads

damn haaland is going crazy, is he coming back?

southgate immanent

>>150788861
he's in goal for trabonzospor rn anon, he's eve playing against ederson

>>150788965
cute would headpat

>>150788979
Stop wankin

>>150788890
Don't we all, lad.

>>150788979
Kuwait until full time for that talk m8

>>150788979
Been staring at the goats out of the window?

>>150788965
comfy

still a cope

we want 5 come on shiteh

most dangerous lead

>>150788910
God I love Europe so much, do you have your own place?

>>150788965
Cute kot

I hate niggers. This Mbeumo MU nigger is particularly ugly and filthy.

I love feet though.

>>150788988
really telling that the "second greatest England manager of all time" can't get a sniff at club football

>>150788944
wtf is this gimmick

>>150788838
>sign players who will be in their prime when we are at the top again
>dont sign any players who can get them there
>sell those players for less 2 years later
???
/mug/


>>150788895
RAREEEEEE

this game is ass

>>150789014
Who is this cream dream?

>>150788965
nice gato

>>150789022
Tranny gooning when their team is losing

whenever I see the United starting lineup and see
>dorgu
>amad
I can’t help but chuckle
who the FUCK are these guys and how do United fans always think they’re in with a chance

>>150789016
Of course, 3 rooms. One for home office, one for naptime and one living room

Officially 2 weeks without gambling, lads.

Please be proud of me.

>>150789001
kek

>>150789030
nobody asked you, feelinho

Say what you want but Manchaster is still rebuilding. They need at least 2-3 years to play well. Anyone thinking they will win today was a fool. This is a game for us to adjust, not to dominate, there are other more important matches to play.

ogre

fire it up lads

>flopchester united
>manchester floppy

>>150789048
Bet you it won't last until the end of the month.

UNITED GETTING RELEGATED.

ITS SO OGRE

top snek

MUG

Foden and Doku are woefully bad. Surely Pep has replacements for them

>>150789014
>women when they go 5 minutes without attention

/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
flying pig just broke his guitar

/MUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG/! :D

hilarious

/mug/

KWABOTY goes to Amorim

how do you say "it's over" in old trafford?

MOYES IN
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Y
E
S

I
N

>>150789057
my beloved hag

heh...........

>>150788992
>>150789009
>>150789017
>>150789039
Thanks lads. He is called Merlin because the white bit on his chest and mouth looks like a beard. Sadly he does have a black patch on his mouth so it isn't perfect. I pretend he burned it with a magic spell.

SACKED IN THE MORNING

>>150789048
Well done, anon

>>150789045
Every Premier League team has 3 or 4 random Africans that nobody's ever heard of these days. Pretty sure they're scouting on the beaches where the small boats land.

good old poonited kek

literally 10 yards offside, VARCity wins again.

>Haaland statpadding against farmers again
when will he score against big clubs

>>150787531 (OP)
What the fuck are United playing at?? They're shit but in the first 15 minutes they actually looked okay

/MUG/
/MUG/
/MUG/
/MUG/
/MUG/
/MUG/

>>150789097
kino watchalong ragepig

gonna watch him after goldbridge

HAHAHAHAHAHA
/mug/
>/mug/
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>/mug/
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>/mug/
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>/mug/
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Analrim sacked tonight

>le high line
Bravo Ruben

>>150789105
It's United

>>150789105
"So it happened, again."

*PLAP PLAP PLAP*

GET RELEGATED

new

>>150789132
>>150789132
>>150789132
>>150789132

its all so tiresome

>stooped manorim
>man pooshited

GET THE FUCK IN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLAZO

OH WHEN THE /MUG/ GO MARCHING IN

OH WHEN THE /MUG/ GO MARCHING IN

I WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBER

OH WHEN THE /MUG/ GO MARCHING IN

/mug/bros.... we just keep eating.

>>150789057
Don't ever fucking respond to me again you disgusting paedo freak. Kill yourself.

>>150787725
Cooking a tasty curry or from scratch, better than watching this shite game

>>150789048
pussy

need a goalie, midfielder and striker.

buy two number 10s and a striker. play number 10 you don't need anymore as midfielder instead of selling him for 100million

goal difference matters for united lol, they're going to keep dropping in the table

onana would have done something so retarded there it would have baffled haaland so much he would have fluffed that chance

you don't know what you lost yanited bros

>>150789128
Can't be offside in your own half

>>150789132
>>150789132
>>150789132

fucking LMOAAAAAAA

>>150789097
kek wasn't it a printer last match?

>>150789173
Amorim master class

>>150788910
Surely with that height one could score someone better than a tranny with anglo face right?

>>150789105
>结束了

>>150787531 (OP)
Looking forward to the Goldbridge meltdown, me

>>150788623
same old tired reply, choke on a potatoe

>>150789047
Nap time sounds soooo good. Wish I could be cuddled rn

>>150787725
I won a quadruple with Southampton once, that was great.

If you're feeling up for an insane challenge, look at doing an FC Vaduz one; trying it slowly at the moment and I can tell I'm really in for the long haul.

>>150789525

We'll cuddle you boo :3