Thread 150788612

Both teams 0-1. We're all waiting for Jaxson Dart to start.

Kickoff at 1:05

nobody cares faggot
watch this thread get less than 50 replies

Do it to it!

>>150788701
Fuck off queer

>>150788701
Philthydephia Niggles hands typed this.

>>150788962
Nah Philly fans are watching for the lulz

>Joe Davis
GET THIS BUM OUTTA HERE

it's over. The Cowboys haven't been relevant in 3 decades.

YAA HERE WE GO

HOWEVER

The Giants offense, despite this flag, looks way more component

>>150789528
I want to believe, I really do, but my money is on the soiboiiis

I hate being a Cowboys fan.

Hold up

OH MY FUCKING GOD

>Flag
Play
>Flag
Play
>Flag

What the fuck was that retard doing?????

Is this really the Giants game plan? Commit 1000000000 penalties in hopes of beating the Cowboys? This is pathetic.

Too many penalties

CUT FUCKING HUDSON

DRAGON

Hudson fucking sucks

Is 55 on the Giants an actual fucking ape? What the fuck is happening?

Hudson is a nigger

>>150789818
Its working though

BENCH

Would rather this guy was at the bottom of his namesake tbqh

This dude number 55 just absolutely crashed out on live television. I’ve never seen anything like this before. He’s gonna be lucky if he’s even on the team tomorrow. Offensive line is a high IQ position you got to filter for that.

>>150790110

All that for 3pts?! That was what? 50 yards worth of penalties?

55 needs to hang from a tall oak

There it is again. The Latino WingStop commercial.

How bad do you wanna fuck that Latina girl?

As a boys fan I kinda feel bad how ass the gnats are is that ok???

>>150790175
He is probably upset about charlie kirk getting shot.

DALLAS CHRCK IN RIGHT NOW OAK CLIFF HERE

>>150790218
They still almost had a touchdown. It isn’t looking good for the boys.

>>150790248
Better than THEY KNOOOOOOOOW BETTUH from last year at least

Even dumber than Hudson kek

>>150790295
Delete this, Zoey is my wife

Were they really going to go for it there?

This is already one of the worst games of fhe season and we're not even out of the first quarter

Another penalty kek

James Winston is teaching to #55 something.

Luls they had to talk that fool down. What is it with these guys and their inability to manage their emotions in a high pressure atmosphere after playing football their whole lives? You think they’d be used to it and it would’ve grown to understand how to navigate these things. Do they not teach personal skills in college anymore on a team level?

>it took the entire team to calm the retard down
Kek

This offense looks 100x better than last week

>>150790717
>>150790738
He knows Mbow is good and he’s not getting back in

>>150790377
NO FLEX . . . ZONE

No more red zone for me so I guess I’m tuning into this slurper

>>150790523
Ok post her having sex with you and i will

How shit are the Cowboys that they're getting dominated by this awful Giants team staffed by actual retards?

At least is only 6-0.

say the line cowboys

>>150789370
>my ancestor :)

>losing to the Giants
Kek

Why he didnt throw to Ferguson.

Giants will finish 2nd in the NFC East and get the last wild card slot

Used to respect the cowboys but Scooter has made me hate them with passion

Lets goooooooo.

Both these teams suck dick

KWAB shit teams

I don't think this is our year bros

>>150791368
who the hell is scooter

>>150791642
His imaginary friend

>>150791642
ScooterMacgruder, a cowboys superfan on clickbait sports on youtube

WE ARE FUCKING BACK

>>150791901

Ga ga giants rule!

Cowboys fuck tranny ass.

UH OH STINKY

That was a great catch

What a catch

A stonecold lock

>>150791711
ah ok, never heard of it, I try to stay away from those types of "people" on YT

Fuck you Joe Davis.

We look fucking horrible today. How do we fix this shit bros?

Cowboys won't win a game this season

Goddamn 50 Cent got fat as shit

We have exceeded the limit, and there are no longer any barriers

>Eagles barely beat the Cowboys
>Commanders soundly beat the Giants
Commies>Iggles

Can the Giants stop playing like a bunch of N?

>>150792339
Based skins

Brian Daboll just looks like he should be coach of the Giants

I just want to point out how cringe and gay the NFL doing their pregame show in a city like college is.

>>150792348
I'm happy for 22. He needed to set the tone and slam lamb. It'll make him slip

flags
flags
flags
flags

>3 defensive penalties
>1 offensive penalty
>they offset
this is reffie bullshit

Lmfao

>>150792461
Caused that penalty on Lamb

we out here

wr primate

REFKINO

>>150792509
It's amazing this shit. Fuck the NFL.

Literal circus

>>150792541
Good. It made lamb retaliate by taunting in the end zone to offset THREE defensive penalties lmao I'm liking this gritty giants team, I want both the offense and defense to piss off the entire opponent

Stinky beanerball

>>150792641
VHS Lamb is a dumbass gorilla

I think the NFL might be getting based
>rough the passer
>pass interference
>murder the opponent
offset by
>wog doing a dance to taunt

FUCK DALLAS

>>150792724
Get in lambs head and the cowpokes entire offense will collapse

is Russel Wilson a HOFer?

>>150792885
Probably not. Had he stayed in Seattle and kept putting up above average numbers he might’ve had a case but he’s had too many shitty seasons since leaving.

>>150793164
kek!

>>150793164
>8 track lamb

Do the Giants have halftime clock mismanagement magic?

The offense woke up, we have a chance Cowboys bros.

>>150793433
>penalties 9-80

What happens in Grapevine TX

>>150793433
Come on, did you watch the game? The improvement is substantial compared to the first quarter.

DOOK POOPSHIT

lol

DAK PICKSOCK

POOPDICK

Noooooo.

That penalty by Phillips earlier was worth it. He is in their heads.

not a catch

That's not an interception what the fuck.

>>150793971
seethe dem sois customer

What went unironically wrong with Wilson at Pittsburgh?

>>150794034
He had to deal with Mike Tomlin

Analyticsissies?

>>150794034
Same thing as always, Mike Tomlin.

Skattebo runs hard but he’s fucking ass

This game is cancer

>>150794199
should make him a fb

Just got in and sat down. Why are the Cowboys not beating the Giants right now? They're LITERALLY the Giants. It's supposed to be a gimmie game for the Cowboys.

My boy Turpin is FAST.

just give the qb some bubble wrap

>>150794296
The refs are working on that

Thank you #22.

>>150794296
>Why are the cowboys a trash-ass franchise

thank you based reffies

Skibiddi is reminding me of Brandon Jacobs. If he cleans up his hands he can be a punishing bruiser

>>150794677
Yeah except he’s 5 inches shorter and 40lbs lighter

take another shot downfield

Jfc, this officiating crew sucks ass. How many flags is that already?

>>150794960
The teams need to get players with a higher IQ

Prescott and Love are literally the same qb

>>150794827
So are all the defenders, it averages out to the same result

Joe Davis and Greg Olsen are DISGUSTING.

>>150795259
why is a spanish guy a big cowboys fan?

>>150795259
are you a female?

+5 yards instead of -5 because they are scared to spear him kek

>>150795371
Probably been 75 yards of “roughing the passer” so far

who is unironically watching this garbage?

>>150795506
It will go to over time

I am watching this because I am a fan of the New York Giants.

SKAT

>>150795506
Shocked this isn't a Sunday Night game like it usually is

Jaxton Dart just screamed the N word in the huddle

Dart

Skatebooooooooo

SKAT MAN

knew scat would be a problem when they drafted him

We be skibiddi

>>150788701
Update nigger?

That Dallas Dline wants nothing to do with a rumbling runningback

>>150795506
>Passing up an opportunity to hate on your historical rivals

Skater boy

>>150795565
Based

>>150795651
We got Vikeks and Failcons instead lol

>>150795565
My condolences

Reffies are being far too greedy

Come on, you had them for a loss.

that was a clean hit
fucking refs

That was bullshit

Cheap flag

Dallas best flag oriented offense in the NFL?

>>150796124
>>150796157
>>150796192
>>150796217
Learn to tackle a QB in Goodell NFL.

>>150796217
Yes

Just kill Dak at this point
Just fucking stomp his head into the ground until he stops moving

You guys think Mike Francesa could take the Giants back to the promised land?

Skat juggling

kek, just noticed the chain on Jaxson Dart. You know some lineman is looking to steal that shit.

Why don't you fagz ever post stream links?

HE DROPPED IT

Russ passes like shit.

bruh

DRAGON

DRAGON

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OMG

HOL UP

>>150796724
Nah, Nabers needs to secure that pass.

Too much time left

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH NO NO NO NO NO

LETS FUCKING GO

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

Defense this year totally sucks.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yo yo
Let him cook

Imagine losing to my New York Football Giants.

LET
RUSS
COOK

WE DEM SOYZ

LET HIM COOK

Mbow has been so good, Hudson’s crash out has cost him a job

why are the giants playing soft zone

Lamb did a head turn looking for 22 to light him up lol

oh no no no

so rigged

>>150797058
I thought you already knew? >>150795551

I see Jerry got some undisclosed cash in that Parsons trade.

even if you win you'll always be brown

giants will need to force a turnover to win this game

Just got here from Hawks-Shitters. Dak pick incoming.

>>150797389
The season is over if that happens I'm calling it

>>150797389
nah cowboys will win

WELP that'll be game

What the fuck is this

JBP

>>150797466
I wish players who leap in the air get up ended and land on their heads.

>>150797389
I said Dak was going to throw to Pick and no one believed me.

WE DEM BOYZ

PICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS

Who are the Giants picking with the 1st? Not another running back?

HOL UP

IM JOOOOOOOMPING

Will Chef Russ cook up a win?

apologize

>>150797620
Trade it for multiple first and second round picks for linemen.

>>150797672
I thought Russ being a shut in Denver was funny, but now I’m hoping for the Russ redemption arc.

>>150797672
Imma let 'em cook

>>150797680
That only works if there's someone teams want badly

>>150797725
I don’t follow college. Is this Mannings year in the draft?

DRAGONNNNNN

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CHEF, IT'S PERFECT

WE DEM SOYZ

ACKKKKKKK

Haha fuck you cowboys

KWAB

DRAGON

KWAB

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no cowbros we got too cocky

HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>150797563
Get FUCKEDDDDDD

HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NABERS

WILSON

DALASS

Dragon!!!

*notices L* OwO what's this?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH MY FUCKING DAYS

YERESSSS

Touchdown for Charlie

Cowbrehs...

the absolute state of jerryworld

Dragons

HAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT

KINO FUCKING DRAGON

FUCK YEAH SHITBOYS GET FUCKED

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This defense is getting lighted every drive.

>Cowcucks
KEK

>Kaiir Elam still can’t play football

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DEM SOIS

they actually let him cook...

HE DROPPED SOME SAUCE ON THAT DISH

Where we’re going, we don’t need limits.

Dragon #2

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kek

I don't feel so goo

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Teams that start the season 0-2 have an 11% chance to make the playoffs.

ayyyyyyyyyyy get FUCKED

tuff af

DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>no flag
get fucking fucked dallas

GET IN HERE

>>150796928

>>150796928

>>150796928

LET RUSS COOK

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS LMMMMMMAOOOOOOOO

>>150797927
Huskies are the best dogs and if you don’t agree, well I just think you’re wrong.

HAHAHAHAHAAHA YEAAAHHHHH

TONIGHT!!!!

>>150797469
LMFAO
WHAT CAN GO WRONG
WILL GO WRONG

RUSS STILL GOT IT

massive drive here for the refs

Russ status?

may locusts descend upon jerry jone's house insh'allah

>>150797857
shame his burrs got btfo

DEEP AND SOFT

reffies say that a fumble thank you based reffies

i thought they were going to bench Russel Wilson?

>>150788612 (OP)
DAAAAAAK

>>150797972
>Owning a sleddog without using him for sledding
ISHYGDDT

>>150798004
HEAD CHEF

>>150798004
Riding

DON'T FUCK IT UP GNATS

god damnit 97 catch that shit

GIANTS PLAYING PUSSY BALL

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUMBLE???? REFFIES SAVE USSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Automatic Aubrey and overtime incoming.

Dome kickers are broken

???

>>150788612 (OP)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
WE DEM SOIS!

>draw play
Lmfao

wtf was that

>prevent defense

why do they hate winning?

would be real funny if Aubrey misses

why dont they run one more play wtf

HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT PLAYCALL???????????

HOLY SHIT AUBREY

>

Holy hell

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OVER TIME

Only a leg dragon can beat an arm dragon

Holy shit 64 yards!!

LMFAO SPICS

GNATS
>GNATS
GNATS
>GNATS
GNATS
>GNATS

Hoooooly shit

holy fuck

Holy shit what a game

WE DEM BOYZZ

PRO KICKERS IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE

>>150795551
Called it

AND IT IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Why is prevent defense a thing?

kino game

HOLY FUCK DAT KICK

BRO KICKERS

>64 yards with several yards to spare
Fucking hell

the field goal posts are too damn wide

He could have hit a 75 yarder with that kick. Lots of distance and accuracy

that wasn't even close what the hell

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FEMALE ASS FARTS

In 30 years, I unironically believe kickers will be able to routinely put 75 yarders away.

RIGGED

WE

>>150798227
To prevent the bettors from cashing out

what the FUCK is this game lol

That's MLS kickers for ya

Why does jerry look like emperor palpatine?

NFL KICKERS ARE GONNA ROUTINELY HIT FROM 70+ SOON HOLY SHIT

How is Dallas not scoring on every drive?

One of the best kickers ever. Best player on the cowgirls unironically

>>150798279
Classic NFC East

>>150798264
You say that, but back 30 years ago they used to think the same thing about us now in the 2020s. There's only so much the human body can do because we're pretty much maxing out returns at this point with the status quo

Bunch of Mexican wives in DFWwent from relieved they were gonna have a quiet night to bracing for the incoming storm of their drunk ass husband to now another ray of light that they won’t have to go to the emergency room again. No wonder they’re all crazy.

the magnets are strong this year

>>150798160
The draw would have been the right play call even if he missed, but with 5 seconds and timeouts I thought they could try a bullshit quick pass play (sidelines probably safer than relying on getting tackled)

>>150798292
He's in character, he's playing Palpatine in the next trilogy

64 yards? They should’ve dropped back 3 yards so he could nail a 6 7 yard kick

Unreal kick. That had 70+ range

>>150798305
>new strategy will be to steal soccer players for your kickers

Who won the toss

BLESSED 4TH QUARTER SHOOTOUT

Should I cash out?

>DUDE 64 YARDS OMGGGGGGGGG
Make that kick in the actual weather then call me. Fuckin' cushy ass field.

>>150798264
The Final Evolution of this game is just kickers kicking the ball from all the way across the field, and the team that misses one more loses.

>needing overtime to beat the giants
the cowboys have fallen

>>150798141
Still laughing?

>>150798371
…but we all knew that already

>>150798391
100%

as a neutral fan, this is a fun game

>some random MLS washout walks onto the Cowboys special teams
>immediately becomes the greatest Kicker of all time
Uhm… do we need to start having some conversations about soccer players

dont worry, russ is gonna be cooking a good new york steak at the wtc

>>150798391
Bitch get a fucking job I make that in like 15 minutes

>>150798391
Yes

Dick poopsock to throw a 4 yard interception and snap his ankle

Checkem

>>150798371
I thought that was already established?

>>150798227
It's designed to waste clock by giving a receiver an easy pass to catch they'll presumably run out the rest of clock trying to get extra YAC.
but now receiver are trained to instantly just go down after the catch.

>>150798391
If its worth screenshotting its worth cashing out

Why do defenses always disappear in the 4th quarter?

>>150798371
i mean yeah...

Sissy name chad kicker

>>150798446
$5 is max bet for that promotion

new york best city in the world ! ! !

i am not good at analyzing defenses. are the cowboys trash defensively

Gnast/cowbs is like watching two wheelchair bound retards take turns slapping the shit out of each other

>>150798446
You're telling me you make more than a medical specialized doctor per hour and you post on 4chan?

HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP

>>150798466
curse of the witch

>one of the worst players in the MLS is the best kicker in the NFL
THIS WILL BE THE NEW FUCKING NORM

based pregame coverage

Why did the Giants kick

reffies run this shit dont ever forget

>>150798487
All the defenses suck with the new rules. Everything is designed for clips and gambling.

Beebe ded. It's so over.

Every game. Literally every game last season, the Cowgoys were ahead and the other team came back to beat them w/ like 1min left

are the regular season OT rules like the 'offs now?

they really gave it to brandon aubrey to start
why

>>150798446
>Bitch get a fucking job I make that in like 15 minutes
still pretty cheap for a BJ, hope you swallow tho

>>150798505
>Harry Kane (one of the best english strikers of all time) expressed interest in being a kicker for the Patriots
Might be over for american kickers

>>150798499
>medical specialized doctor
>less than $40/hour
What kinda shithole do you live in???

>>150798466
Script calls for keeping the game exciting in the fourth quarter so that people stay tuned in and advertisers get their moneys worth. There’s a reason the NFL is considered an entertainment product and not a sports product by the US government.

>>150798523
why did you make me drink antifreeze?

Greg Olsen isn't even a good commentator. People just like him because he's "serious"

>>150798442
Kickers have been failed soccer players forever, it's why you'd see a ton of diversity in nationalities with guys like Morten Andersen and the Gramaticas. I think the only black kicker to stay around the league for a long time was a Nigerian guy in the early 90s, Donald Igwebuike

>>150798548
>15 minutes

FOOMBLE

>>150798597
fr?

>>150788612 (OP)
Cowgoys

>>150798571
>$9.79 in 15 minutes
>multiply by 4
>$39.16 in 1 hour
Please find the nearest school bus and just get on. Even preschool will help you here

>>150798344
Sports science is still a relatively new field. It might take some time to catch up, but the optimal lifetime training path from pop warner to the pros to optimize kick distance will emerge. Kickers can already put it in the stands from a tee, eventually they’ll figure out how to do it while held.

And this is the problem when your center in injured.

>>150798548
Im a us regular dentist and I make $170 an hour. I am machine and IP banned from every forum except 4chan.

Just turned the game on. Why does Jaxon Dart have a carry and no passes?

CATCH IT FAGGOT

>>150798597
NOOOOOO YOU WERE FR

DEM SOYZ

LOOOOOOOOOL

WHAT A DROP

>>150798658
they brought him in to screw with the defense

>>150798658
He's transitioning to RB

Cmon pick 6

>>150798658
Because the starter has 400+ yards

>>150798654
Based, if I had to pick a profession to associate with both antisocial personality disorder and racism it would probably be dentists

>>150798658
They ran the same zone read play that russ had earlier and jaxson handed it off with the rb making a big run off it as a decoy for the defense to bite. It was a good play, think of dart being used as that QB from the saints with drew brees

>>150798658
Defence bit hard to the outside and Skat ran up the middle for a big gain

>>150798712
yea, but why was Dart even in the game at all?

Wilson and Nabers are tearing the Cowsoys a new asshole

If only the Cowgirls had some QB pressure to force Russ to make riskier throws...

BREAK 500 RUSS

What the FUCK just happened? A sniper clip Russ's shoulder or something?

Welp, Giants just lost

Pls god let the gnats wins, it would be so funny

RUSS WHAT WAS THAT

MEME THROW

>>150798720
I hear the profession is riddled with sociopaths

what the fuck

kenny pickett-esque

It's going to be a tie

>>150798764
Tie would be more kino

Unc status?

still don't understand the tuck rule

GIANTS CHOKING

Complete fucking meme game

RUSSLELEL

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Next score wins and you punt it to the team with the guy who just hit from 64?

Nice throw… not

>>150798348
It's Mexican wives who beat their husbands howeverbeit

>>150788612 (OP)
>Russel Wilson proving people wrong

>>150798794
Flacco is still l33t

>>150788701
lmao this

>>150788701
kwab

>>150798567
I like him for his gravitas

>>150798812
It was 4th and 17

please tie

Why would you stop running

HOL UP

>>150798812
Let's see how soft the Giants play it this time.

Russ old man shoulder just pooped. It is over

>>150798720
Luckily all the teeth are white regardless of the skin color of the patient.

This is going to end in a tie.

Hope this game ends in a tie desu

We defying physics with these throws. Based scientist russel

Oh ffs

>receiver slows down when he's not supposed to
>pass goes way high, making QB look bad
>everyone blames the QB
God I've seen it hundreds of times and it still makes me so mad

TOO BAD YOUR ASS GOT SAAAACKED

True sudden unalive

>gnats lose
Im an eagles fan. This is great for me

O P I
P
I

This game deserves to end in a tie

WE DEM SOYZ

Cowboys are imploding all they have to do is get 20 yards and let Aubrey win them the game and they can’t even get out of their own way.

BASED REFFIES

MEME GAME

It's gonna be a tie kek

le pickens face

NEW

>>150788612 (OP)
>>150788612 (OP)
>>150788612 (OP)

That's a weak fucking call

Go clots
go iggles

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

reffies want a tie

>Big Play
>OPI
>Just Cowboy things.

HOL UP

why they having a mid off

So... rigged?

LUL GNATS

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>offensive pass interference
i've never seen this before

AYO HOL UP

dude what the fuck is going on

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT OFFENSIVE PI. FUCK THIS GAY LEAGUE.

Meme game

Nibba...

cam on dak scar some fookin tds

>>150798986
You still haven't. That wasn't it.

Say.
His.
Name.

Did Dak just use gigolo as a call?

GIGOLO GIGOLO

where is nu though

let him try a 75 yard field goal

lunch just arrived. what is everyone eating?

Lmao yes 22 yesssss

FUCK IT 80 YARD FG FOR THE WIN FUCKING BOOK IT

>>150799050
DOOK POOPSKOOT!

Yeah
Here we go :]

>>150799050
Bald Nopscotch

NIGGA

>>150799070
this is prison food right

>>150799106
more like jail food
prison at least has seasoning

>>150799050
Poop Pooppoop

my local fox station switched to the start of the eagles game. FUCKING ASSHOLES FUCK YOU!!!! AT LEAST SHOW THE END OF THE GAME YOU COCKSUCKING FUCKHEADS

>>150799112
>twice

I'm having a heart attack

CAM ON GNATS

>>150788701
kwaboty

Sub him in

Oh man it's going to be a tie

It's over.

>>150799106
Prisoners should be allowed to have access to 4chan

As a non-cowboys fan, Dak is a funny qb for them to have. He's deep in his career and no one can tell if he's good.

>>150799136
Y? Eagles and chiefs are way better teams.

Who wants it less?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

CHEF NO

KWAB

>>150799169
I literally do

LMAO

DUBS WILL CONFIRM TIE!!

let russ cook

WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT TO WIN THIS GAME??

>>150799169
imagine the shitposting

ARM PUNT

This the part of tje script where neither team moves

I’m all here for this meme game

Lol
I want a tie

toplel

oh my fucking god

???????

Russell the Muscle nooooooooo

lmao what a game

Worst throw ever

fuck off

I am using this walrus to represent interceptions.

>>150799136
I hate when they do just because it's the "America's Game of the Week".

THESE TEAMS ARE GARBAGE LMAOOOO

Russ just had a Dak moment

SOLD SOLD SOLD SOLD SOLD

>>150799180
I have severe OCD and shit I legit go insane if I can't finish something FUCKING FUCKKSSS!!!!!

Cooking status?

Pick 3

>>150799180
But neither is America's Team

what the fuck is he doing

lmao fuck me

LET
RUSS
COOK

Can this shit end so I can watch the superbowl rematch?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ALL

THIS

FUCKING

SPAGHETTI

LETS FUCKING GO LETS FUCKING GO.

>>150799211
Tussell Kickstand

BACK TO BUSBOY STATUS, RUSS

Dont let granpa play too late i guess

>>150799136
get on the pirate streams like everyone else.

Please end the Dak I'm out of beer

fucking meme game

KEK

Digits and Dak returns the favor

Based russ. Thanx bud, we're retarded and needed that

>>150799281
this is the drive

cowboys should just kneel and take the tie

>>150799268
That's a man isn't it

>>150798446
>$36.95 x 4
?

Yt qbs don' season dey deep balls

>>150799136
top kek

>>150799169
I think they have to pay for it though, so basically they're on the same level as pass holders

>>150799281
- Nobody

D A K
A
K

>>150799323
I hope so

God, please, just let this game end.

>>150799264
I love that someone else has joined the bandwagon.

>>150799307
dack already threw a pick

>>150799331
>EXPLICITLY FUCKING SAYS "cash out"
>look at the cash out value of $9.79
You are SO fucking stupid. Holy mother of fuck, dude

It's over

what da fuq is this game

After all this Aubrey glazing, he's going to miss the game winning field goal.

>>150799323
Yea, gross, haha. How big do you think her dick is?

cowboys win, ez kick for aubrey now

Dammit we were so close to a TIEKINO

>>150799339
my fetish

fml man

>>150799367
I will always aid you wallrus anon

Russ cooking for us. Cmon cowgoys, y'all got this

>>150799293
LINKKK PLZ!??? I lehit can't find one

>commentators acting like it’s already a sure thing
Aubrey is going to miss

>>150799339
Dang, she cute.

After all this Aubrey hyping, he's going to nail the game winning field goal

DAKOTAAAAAAAAAAAA

Aubrey finna miss this one

IT'S FINALLY (MAYBE) OVER

Gnats doing all they can to lose this
21 is a fucking a bum

DAK ATTACK

Aubrey plz miss it I beg

hahahahahha

>>150799419
https://fmhy.net/

gnats are embarrassing, new york sports is such a joke lmao

Its going to be dead down the center. Its a dome.

Aubrey RB1/WR1/TE1 etc

The kicker missing would be so fucking funny.

>>150799470
jlmi

PREPARE YOUR BUTTS FOR
>nfl kickers

OH shid !! !kk we SPRINTING UP FIELD

he would be hilarious if after all that he missed

jerry jones is so fucking old

DOINK

B A N G
A
N
G

WE DEM BOYZ

NINJABROS........

FIELD GOLAZO

Dak emoting

jajajaja he missed

russ threw the game kek

WIDE RIGHT
WIDE RIGHT
WIDE RIGHT
WIDE RIGHT
WIDE RIGHT

>>150799541
NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS!

All the Jerry's in the booth enjoyed that one

>>150799556
sorry libs

>>150799541
Ninja won thoughbeit
Cowboys cut their old shitty kicker and signed one that doesn't miss

Congrats Dallas, you suck slightly less than the Giants

Kicked that shit for Charlie. Truly America's team

>>150796928
>>150796928
>>150796928
>>150796928
GET IN HERE

HOL UP HOL UP
HOL UP

The best team of the history won.

>>150799169
being on 4chan is prison

>>150788701
First poster bodied like you wouldn't believe

>>150788701
>watch this thread get less than 50 replies
>Was literally certified NFL Game of the Week
KWAB