Thread 150788912

RETVRN TO TRADITION EDITION

Tua getting HEEM'd today

Another day of misery
Let the beers numb our pain

no way tua can play worse than last week, right?

>>150788912 (OP)
Today is a MASSIVELY important day for the New England Patriots. We’re ass, but how we match up against the Dolphins who are ultra-ass will tell us a lot about where we actually stand and just how far from contending we are.

I just hope both teams have fun

hate watching Tyreek

btw what are your guys choice of drink?

>>150789223
I’m allergic to beer :(

>>150789242
kwab

>>150789223
I’m kinda hungover today so for me it’s just water and Gatorade

Streaming games for anons + VC

gg/rH23TPPE

I ain’t clicking that shit nigga

>>150789223
I have decided to stop drinking beer. I have decided to watch redzone instead of this game. It is not worth it to watch

>>150789028
damn. breaking my no fap

Maye is such a bust

I like the flying Elvis

Going for it on 4th in the first quarter was a move to say that last week was retarded and the'yre making up for it

already?

great drive
but this kicker is booty cheeks

Throw dem fins up

Not bad not bad

lol didnt know hollins is a patriot now. god this secondary is so bad

FUCKING KEK


A LELPHINS CLASSIC!

>THINKING A CONCUSSION BABBY WAS GOING TO BE SUSTAINABLE AND A CAREER QB FOR YOU

LOLOLOL

FUCKING KEK THEY ACTUALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO WIN THE SUPERBOWL

CRIAMI NEVER LEARNS

YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A SHIT TO MEDIOCRE TEAM AND WILL NEVER EVER QUALIFY FOR THE PLAYOFFS

ALL THAT FREE AGENT SPENDING YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT CRIAMI WASNT GOING TO CHOKE AS PER USUAL? FUCKING KEK

LMAO AT HOW SHIT CRIAMI IS

ENJOY MISSING THE PLAYOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHAAHHAHA

AHAHHAAAHA

THE CRIAMI LELPHINS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED


THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE PATRIOTS

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT criami LELphins are

holy fucking kek

the patriots are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh miami may actually be more pathetic than the new york jets LOL

honestly miami might be the worst nfl team currently theyre just so BAD

also isn it funny how there are NO miami fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF FLORIDA

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY

Ninjabros…?

>>150789645
the other kicker they cut was clearly better

>>150789456
pray for strength. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfDwaK39Aos

This kicker is so dogshit. Get him off the fucking team

>>150789710
is vinatieri or gostowski available?

Kicker is ass

>>150789688
good job you might beat a qb with a knickname "turndaballova"

over/under on Tua getting a concussion/heemed this game?

>>150789701
Why did they cut him? Draft pick?

so the linebackers coach is a better defensive coach than the defensive coordinator DEI hire, interesting

Just got home and turned the game on, how did Maye look in the Patriots touchdown drive?

Ayyy this nigga name 8 Chan

>>150789884
Bretty good

>>150789903
he overthrew hooper, that was a TD if thrown accurately

anyone getting no commentary on CBS??

oddly i hear all game sound but no commentary.

>>150789816
i think so they drafted this bum and he was just a free agent

lol
lmao

Jesus Christ Tua

>>150789411
Faggot.

I know it didn't count but Tua hit that defender right in the numbers. What the fuck?

Tua Poopyallova

eat shit lelphins

Jesus Christ dude the dolphins are ASS

>>150789948
mine cut out for like 30 seconds then came back

Happy feet little faggot retard Hawaiian

At a certain point the Tua interceptions are gonna stop being funny and start being sad but I don’t think we’re anywhere close yet

Tua is beyond cooked. They really need to bench him

watch the Pats D be unbeatable until the DEI DC comes back

>>150789995
The Hurricanes might actually have a better O-line than the Dolphins.

the last time tua averaged 3 INT per game, it came out the next week that he was concussed

im
worried.

That was a no excuse turnover. It looked like his concussion brain thought the Patriots receiver was on his team

>>150789948
did you die and go to heaven?

can't listen to or see the game out of market . such bs

>>150790060
Him getting benched is your best case scenario

Grier must have tape of Ross at Epstein island or something. No other reason this DEI fucking chimp isn't fired

Holy fuck how has he regressed so much

>>150790088
Seriously. The dirt he has must be fucking incredible.

I swear to God Tua was never great but he wasn’t this ass. Has he been beaten retarded or something?

>>150790081
then pay for out of market games poorfag

At this point I think McDaniel is giving Tua plays that are meant to protect him from further concussion and injuries and being generally conservative with him

>>150790133
Unironically yes he has ischemia

>>150790085
Who is the Dolphins back up qb?

>>150790133
Anon, concussions are really not a joke. 2bh he shouldn't even be in the league right now, that's how fucked up it is.

>>150790090
probably from 20 concussions

>>150790133
He actually has to go through his reads now since teams are taking away Hill or Waddle running free down the middle.

lol they are booing in the first drive. tua is fucked

>>150790179
zach wilson lol

>>150790133
McDaniels gimmick offense got figured out and Tua is brain damaged

>>150790133
>Has he been beaten retarded or something?

Unironically yes

>>150790133
his brain is probably more scar tissue than gray matter at this point

i have hunter henry in fantasy to replace kittle

what am i in for?

>>150790266
0 points or 20

>>150790188
Fuck off. You retards only say this shit about Tua. Other players have gotten worse and more concussions and nobody has ever brought up retirement. Fuck, Luke Kuechly retired for that reason and everybody went "wtf why?" when it was announced.

>>150790266
too soon to tell

he has quite a few mediocre targets

More like Pooa, heh, am I the first one to come up with that?

Anyone else notice espn website is not updating stats and plays for this game?

>>150790299
Dude, it's four fucking concussions he's already had. Just look at how he's playing, he's throwing it right to the enemy team. His brain his scrambled eggs and he needs to retire for his own good.

Is Drake Maye already a better qb than Tua?

the game needs to fix these fucking audio issues

>>150790357
He’s probably not willing to forfeit the rest of his contract

CBSs audio keeps going out

>>150790357
He was doing that shit under Flores before any concussions. He's trash, simple as that. Fuck off with this alarmist, armchair doctor bullshit.

Oh good, it's not just my stream.

why do they keep giving it to stevenson

he is the inferior back

get henderson in and let him stay in

tua tongued my ovailova

CBS audio fucking HORRIBLE

cutting in and out every second. video cutting too

>>150790399
>Look, concussions are fine. He puts a band aid on his brain, he's molto bene
You don't even need an armchair Reddit degree to see how fucked he is

>>150790135
85/month not worth it

i tried getting boutte of waivers but some other nigger in my league got him

>missed again
holy shit

lol the dolphins have not stopped anyone from scoring this fucking year.

god we are so bad.

Public execution for this kicker is the only answer

my sickly, hip replacement candidate grandmother could make that kick.

we’re actually going watching a colapse of an era fin bros. I got so high off hopium in 2023. What’s a team I can root for till these clowns figure something out? I’m thinking the Ravens (Lamar being from South Flawda and all)

>missed
>AGAIN


ninja bros…

FIRE THIS FUCKING DEI HIRE HOLY SHIT

>>150790481
He's got to go.

>>150790357
He was playing fine after coming back from the concussions. He's stuggling now because the NFL figured out McDaniels offense and can't just chuck it to his first or second read who doesn't have a guy within 10 yards of him. He's having to be a QB for the first time in his life. This offense also doesn't use a TE or really even checkdowns. The RB's are 10+ yards deep running routes.

Is there anything in the rules that would prevent them from euthanizing the kicker at halftime?

Post-Folk the Patriots kickers have been absolutely embarassing

>>150788912 (OP)
This is what athiests actually believe.

>>150790486
Can't celebrate, Phins are just straight booty. Maye looks promising tho

Very smart of Bahamas to die.

If you miss two kicks you should automatically be benched for the game

Booty blasted! Also, this place kicker is already shook

>>150790396
The feed that channel 5 is using over here keeps cutting out and theres no score or clock on the screen. Fuck cbs.

The season is over after two weeks

dude can't kick field goals

>>150790497
What do you expect from a defense cobbled together from FA castoffs from other teams? Almost this entire defense is guys other teams didn't want.

drake maye on pace for 8 TOT TD and 367 yards.

>>150788912 (OP)
Please cut that fucking veneco already

>>150790596
This body type gets me horny as fuck

>>150790640
Not bad really. He's showing improvement, but it is a bottom 4 team

>>150790548
Daniels was never going to be a good coach in the nfl. He’s too fucking weird.

kek now they have some other announcer speaking over the game on mute, wtf is this shit

>>150790615
audio cuts out for me intermittently, but picture is good otherwise

Which game are you guys gonna jump ship to if this ends up being a blow out?

Really good work by the CBS broadcast

>>150790637
I thought they were going to be average at best. Pass rush looked ok. But men the bigger thing is tua pretty much being done. Great move by grier for making him have a 80 mil cap hit

>>150790661
He's not going to thrive under McDumbass's offensive schemes, but at least he isn't Mac Jones.

>>150790360
mommy

CBS disaster stream

>>150790551
All kickers should be white

ID RATHER THE ANNOUNCERS ON MUTE THAN THE FUCKING GAME ON MUTE, WHAT THE FUCK

>>150790684
I only care about my Pats.

>>150790682
Now there's no commentators.

>>150790660
Turkish?

>>150790684
Red zone

this is what happens when they broadcast two shit teams

>>150790663
he's one of those autistic nerds that needs to be a coordinator

embarrassing display for cbs

Dammit, just tuned in and I've missed the Patriots being decent? Blast! How'd they get 12? Two failed two pointers?

Everything about this broadcast is ass
>fins suck
>cbs sucks

>>150790740
Yeah.

shameful display for cbs.

>>150790740
The bean and cheese kicker missed two FGs

>>150790740
yep, missed both of them wide right lmao

>>150790736
Exactly. Much like Josh mcdaniels

>>150790740
Oh wait no, lol. Failed two extra points. I misunderstood.

I'm going to kms if I have to see McReddit on the sideline or hear his faggot little voice ever again

>>150790740
Missed the extra point twice

>>150790767
Extra points

>>150790756
They just want to match the energy of the patriots kicker and dolphins entire team.

I bet on Dolphins to win as part of an accumulator bet, am I fucked?

>>150790816
Ask again later.

>>150790816
You deserve to be

why is the miam stadium empty

what a shit fanbase lmao

>>150790796
You should go ahead and accept he won't be fired this season. That way on the 1% chance Ross gets rid of grier and mcdaniel early it will be a happy surprise and make you feel good instead of the crippling depression of realizing that ross will continue to pump money into this team but not actually fix it.

honestly who cares if the dolphins are tanking and going qb again and fire everyone. Ross is going to hire the wrong fucking people and pick the wrong qb.

>>150790790
I understood you, though. I'd feel better about missed conversions, but this kicker is worrisome. Is Nick Folk still available?

>>150790736
Exactly. He doesn't have the presence to be a HC. Tua might like having smoke blown up his ass but some 8 year defensive vet isn't amused by the wacky weed guy shuddering and telling them to believe in their positive energy. He's a pushover that cultivated a soft culture.

>>150790848
I know you're indian so you don't get this but they looked worse than last year week1, you couldn't pay me to go to this game in 90ºf 80% humidity weather at 1pm kek
They don't deserve the fans that are there.

Man I am TIRED of these dumb behind the line short passes

>>150790871
I feel you. Special teams wins championships. He's on the Jest.

I hate you, A Chan.

>>150790889
There is an alternate universe where Flores stayed coach, McDaniel became OC, Tua was a backup and learned behind Fitzpatrick, and the Phins have at least won playoff games if not been in the owl by now.
Doubtful on the owl because phins, but you get what I'm saying.
Meanwhile their best player Jason Sanders is out and they are fucked.

>>150790895
Nice projection Raj, but I'm white, and I've been watching the patriots since you were still in india

and no, the patriots are much much better than last year, you absolute blind retard

tua throws like fucking uncle rico

>>150790944
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha kill yourself jeet
Its a local game in miami you absolute god damned retard.

>>150790948
lol

>>150790895
>>150790944
oh you're talking about Miami being much shit last year? yeah no shit, miami gives 0 fucks because their fans are poor fairweather bandwagoners

bahamafag comeback when?

I'm actually mad Waddle got a Touchdown but good job Waddle you deserve better than the phins.

>Hey anon how come the Dolphins are losing? I thought they were supposed to be good didn’t they score like 70 or something?

How would you respond?

>>150790944
Is there some kind of universal law that dictates all namefags have to be clinically retarded?

that camera angle tho

why does this audio sound like I am listening to a high school broadcast?

It's okay phinsfags, our D is shit too

Is CBS even going to acknowledge the issues and say they're working on it? Fucking pathetic for an NFL broadcast

>>150791059
CBS doesn't give a shit about this game.

>>150790944
I have so much more faith in Vrabel than I ever did Mayo. Mayo was fine, great even, as an assistant, but couldn't cut it as the main guy.

>>150791059
have you not been paying attention this entire game?

I am a New England nationalist

>>150791041
>Get away from me subhuman. Also the dolphins are cursed you stupid cunt.
>>150791091
The announcers did multiple times on my broadcast.

okay time for hunter henry to catch a ball

>>150791091
they did

What a dime to Waddle.

Tua haters? Where you at?

>>150791113
Mayo was a mental midget. When people say "DEI hire", he'd be one of the poster boys.

how bad is this game on thursday going to be?

>>150790948
>>150790996
Better than uncle Ruckus. (No relation.)

>>150791091
Yes theyve acknowledged it THREE FUCKING TIMES already you fucking idiot, pay the fuck attention

edit: its been fixed

shamefu dirspray by cbs

>>150791143
No.

>>150791127
Point at this gay jeet and laugh.

>>150791127
That’s a pretty racist thing to say anon. Now she might not even blow you

>>150791143
Ayyyyyy there you are. How's the cum thumb?

>>150791091
imagine paying billion dollar corpos a chunk of your paycheck just to get this shitty broadcast

>>150790623
Stop blackpilling germanbro we're back

>>150791143
he is risen

>>150791180
beastiality porn should be bannable

>>150791145
in any sport the guy who follows the legend is always a chump, then they hire the real successor

Just ate a ham sandwich

>>150791245
What about Montana and Young?

>>150791125
CT lost their New England card at least a decade and a half ago.

>>150791214
manlet detected

See if the Phins had Jason Sanders they'd be up 21-12 right now.

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Drake Maye is 9 for 10.

Daniel Jones was 22 for 29.

No one could have predicted that this secondary was this bad.

>>150791284
Farve, Rodgers

maybe he meant specifically coach

>>150791292
We will reclaim it

this referee is a newbee and i already hate him passionately

>>150791245
Tell Steve Young that.

>>150791292
I was born there three decades ago. Only reason I'm a Pats fan.

>>150790840
Why's that?

>>150791301
Indeed it is clear you are under 6'
>>150791318
here is your one (you) tripfag attentionwhore, Anyone with a brain knew it was the phins are garbage not the colts are good last week. They looked scared as fuck on the field despite tua cracking fucking jokes on the sidelines.
I'm sure the colts aren't garbage but come on now that shit was gross last week and it wasn't just rust. It was top down failure. Today doesn't look much better and its vs the fucking patriots.

>>150791245
Most teams never get another legendary coach. It's a struggle to find a competent one.

>>150791327
Thought that was JEST green and was going to say you can have em.

>>150791292
how? i see plenty of patriots fans here

Fucking refs

I love this guy now

>henry finally gets a catch
>holding

fuck man. if he ends up with 0 fantasy points i will definitely lose
its also punishment week in my league. lowest total scorer has to go to a gay massage parlor….

for a deep tissue upper thigh massage.

>>150791394
CT is a suburb of New York.

>>150791369
And his kicker missed the extra point too kek

>>150791408
Well, you play fantasy, so that's just a Tuesday.

>>150791440
lel

the pats haven't cleared up this penalty business which kills them

why is Mcreddit wearing nigger tier sunglasses?

>>150791440
Not everyone can be Jason sanders.

Where did it all go wrong?

trying to make this a 300 yard drive

see this is what im talking about

fucking this dumb committee shit and keep henderson in

>>150791488
When he painted his face with gay shit.

>>150791488
Hip injury at Bama. He's looked like shit since.

>>150791488
nice digits, when he was drafted
when they fired flores
when they hired mcdaniel
when they didn't make him play his 5th year
when they didn't fire all of them

>>150791408
thats so gay

>>150791472
Part of that can probably be chalked up to refs arbitrarily deciding more things are flag-worthy this year.

>>150791488
not completely tanking and getting to pick burrow at number one

>>150791516
saar please do not be redeeming in the thread

The stream I am using is boarding on those edits people would make to make fun of the Megalopolis movie.

Plays for 1 minute, cylces back 5 then plays a minute and resets back to the original place. CBS stream isn't working either.

>>150791408
you think the masseuse might slip a thumb in? things get oily and slippery.

>>150791516
But Stevenson tho.

>>150791578
Stop being retarded and find a new one. Mine's working fine.

pushin tushin

>>150791568
They still could have taken Herbert

>>150791488
grug think too many coconut fall on tua head

>>150791408
is that really a punishment? deep tissue work and maybe a little prostate massage? get me in that league

my fantasy strategy is try to add players that play the dolphins

>>150791488
The national championship game against Clemson ruined him

My Notre Dame fighting Irish could booty blast both these SHIT TEAMS

>>150791649
grug, tua is coconut, rock hit tua, crack nut

the half will be done in about an hour, fantastic

>>150791649
grug, me need advice
life feel hard for many suns. how turn around?

pain in the booty

>>150791649
Grug posting always gets a pop from me brother

>>150791636
herbert and tua is the same shit.

>>150791578
But I liked Megalopolis.
(Because I went in looking for an overwrought passion piece by a director past his prime I could enjoy watching crash and burn.)

>>150791699
get rock get ooga booga gatorade

Please let the kicker come out and miss a field goal.

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

SHEEEEEITTT

But I don't want to settle for a Cheebsgoal try.

a fast game is better for the pats so they won't wilt too much in this heat

>>150791781
He usually makes field goals. It's just extra points he gets the yips.

Just go for it, we can't have a 3rd missed FG

why are faggots so disgusting?

>>150791864
PLEASE LET THE KICKER COME OUT AND MISS A FIELD GOAL..

Finally bro kicked a damned FG

>>150791896
Because their cocks taste like poop.

>please wear white - team
>me:

FIELD GOAL!!!! AND JUST LIKE THAT, THE PATRIOTS PUT EVEN MORE POINTS ON THE SCOREBOARD AGAINST THE LELPHINS

HHAHAHAHAHHA CRIAMI MISSES THE PLAYOFFS!!

A LELPHINS CLASSIC!

FUCKING KEK THEY ACTUALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO WIN THE SUPERBOWL

CRIAMI NEVER LEARNS

YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A SHIT TO MEDIOCRE TEAM AND WILL NEVER EVER QUALIFY FOR THE PLAYOFFS

ALL THAT FREE AGENT SPENDING YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT CRIAMI WASNT GOING TO CHOKE AS PER USUAL? FUCKING KEK

LMAO AT HOW SHIT CRIAMI IS

ENJOY MISSING THE PLAYOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHAAHHAHA

AHAHHAAAHA

THE CRIAMI LELPHINS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED


THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE PATRIOTS

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT criami LELphins are

holy fucking kek

the patriots are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh miami may actually be more pathetic than the new york jets LOL

honestly miami might be the worst nfl team currently theyre just so BAD

also isn it funny how there are NO miami fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF FLORIDA

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY

why is everyone wearing long sleeves it's 89 degrees there

>>150791834
its football players. theyre niggers. literally built for hot weather.

>>150791958
How did you get this picture of me?

Getting embarrassed at home by the Pats. It's the 2000s all over again

>>150791950
why you tasting cocks bro?

Please fucking make it

time out
>commercial
field goal
>commercial
kickoff
>commercial

fuck man. seriously

KEK GUYS
>>150790889
>>150790694
>>150790548
>>150790551

SEE THIS POST HERE

>>150791973

Vrabes legit must've threatened to murder the kicker.

Nothing gay about sucking cock


Go cowboys!

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That's 13 consecutive possessions with points vs Dolphins defense dating to Week 18 last season, including all 10 this year. That 13 is 2 more than previous worst defensive streak by any team this century per CBS.

>>150792003
I didn't know he was gay.

>>150791973
this jeet is mindbroken

>>150792023
faggot

>>150791864
lol that seems like an important oversight. PATs are half your job

>>150792007
...can I say whew lads, or is that too much?

>>150792026
Kek.

>>150792051
fair enough

I CAN'T GET ANY STREAM TO WORK

MY TV SERVICE WONT WORK

WHAT IS GOING ON

Here's a new strat for fantasyfootball

just start as many players as you can that faces criami lelphins any given week

So are the Patriots actually not that bad or are the Dolphins just ridiculously bad?

I really didnt mean to shit post.

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That's 13 consecutive possessions with points vs Dolphins defense dating to Week 18 last season, including all 10 this year. That 13 is 2 more than previous worst defensive streak by any team this century per CBS.

>>150792124
Pay your cable bill, anon.

Tua turndaballover incoming

>>150792153
the patriots are a very good team but criami lelphins are very shit, probably the worst team in the league

>>150792153
Both.

>>150792153
The Dolphins are probably the least talented team in the NFL.

>>150792153
Little of column A, little of column B

>>150792196
>the patriots are a very good team
Bro wut

>>150792153
This stupid fucking website has given me a fetish for Indian girls. How do I get one?

>>150792242
Be White.

>>150792235
pay the fuck attention man, open your eyes, we're a superbowl contending team here

>>150792242
If you're white you just go outside. Jeetas love actual humans.

>>150792153
i do it for she

>>150792242
Step 1. Be White
Step 2. There is no Step 2

>>150792264
Ok I am now what?

I fucking hate this soft ass fucking defense. MAINTAIN A LEAD

>>150792292
good lord that pic has all 4.7 inches of my white manhood THROBBING.

>>150792292
Go outside, call your mom, cash your paycheck, talk to one.

>>150792318
Are you me?

>>150792269
>we

Achane finna go ham here trust

Has anyone heard Tua speak recently? does he speak all retarded now slurring? noticeably different speech than in college?

>>150792242
I saw an Indian or Pakistan girl the other day and she had the hairiest armpits I have ever seen on a human.

Fuck yeah good hustle atechan you're going to go to the superb owl some day on another team

>>150792370
rainman motherfucker

>>150792242
Jeet women do not look like that anon lmao

>>150792370
wizard

>>150792374
they must have changed the ai

>>150792370
um….bros?

>>150792385
You should see the bush. Like a jet black brillo pad

My dolphies :)

I FUCKING HATE THAT SOFT ASS DEFENSIVE SCHEME WHY THE FUCK JUST 'let them score lol' FUCKING SOFT ASS SHIT

Pats defense still complete ass

Ok phins, get the 2 points, don't fuck it up mcdaniel.

Just like fucking that

>>150792443
hooked up with an indian gilr is college and I was astounded by how dark her nipples were

lol how the fuck is this game tied

>>150792443
>Like a jet black brillo pad

not a true start

Achane's the only Dolphin that seems to give a shit.

>>150792464
That was 100% scheme of allowing the middle and avoiding the sidelines. That is defense you play as a good team ahead by 40, not a shit team with a retarded kicker.

kek
>>150792500
it isn't

>>150792471
i imagine the sound of steel drums every time you post

that face mask looks so fucking retarded on lelphin player #52

nigga thinks he's the black bane

>>150792561
If I took that off would he die?

>>150792561
kek you're such a mad little pajeet

wtf

>>150792561
all the face masks are gay tee bee haitch

I just can't if we lose to the Dolphins. Don't do me like this.

>>150792536
sorry not watching. not worth it

>>150792633
It's legit over if they do, and it's looking now like they will. They squandered a good lead with shit penalties and soft ass scheme.

MIami's coach has a lot of zest

>>150792633
You should know by now the phins will dolphins their way into a 1-3 point win on this game because it HURTS the dolphins to win this game.

Pats might want to teach their returners the rules.

>>150792633
lol the funniest part is miami is playing like shit and cant stop anyone.

Halftime faptime: pits edition

im so gassy rn bros.

>>150792686
That wasn't a rules thing, he just bobbled it.

>>150792677
This is a garbage college class anyways.

Moompits.

I come here from the Bengals-Jaguars game to alert you Joe Burrow just died

Will we ever see anything like a 2023 Fins season again as long mcdaniel remains coach?

>>150792728
Did you drink a lot of beer last night

>>150792768
Again? Why won't Cincy protect the man?

>>150792768
>Joe Reddit
He had it coming

>>150792739
I'm not even talking about drafting. I'm talking about forcing ross's hand to CUT GRIER NOW AND CUT MCDANIEL NOW while they have time to adjust between seasons don't wait until the end of the year you don't need a gm right now anyhow. Its going to be hard for the phins to find a new coach and gm.

>>150792782
Maybe if Ross begins to give a shit about the franchise, fires Grier, and then hires somebody who knows what they're doing.

Feet I get, where did the pits meme come from? I can’t even find them slightly erotic.

I can’t imagine anything more embarrassing than jerking it to anime

>>150792816
They draft for shit and spend too much money on Burrow and Chase to get any decent linemen free agents

They call her... Shitwhorei.

>>150792789
beer and baked beans

>>150792546
I imagine the sound of a gun everytime I see an American flag

>>150792768
Injury prone bust

>>150792869
>Feet I get
How? Pits I get more than feet. (They're both trash)

>>150792869
I dunno. I don't even like pits, but the folder I was already in had what they consider a gold pic. I figured I'd roll with it.

I just checked the other game scores, the Bills are absolutely raping the Jets right now

>>150792939
If Burrow's a bust then Tua must be a super mega bust.

>>150792939
I wish I could make my girl gush like that.

>>150792963
>Lions 21
>Bears 7

At a certain point Bears fans are legit going to lynch their ownership right?

>>150792963
I have no idea why the fuck people thought it would be anything else unless the bills fucked themselves over.

>>150793003
I've never eaten a girl out, but a guy on /fit/ told me the best method was to just spell out racial slurs with your tongue on her pussy? Was he leading me astray or was he right?

>TEEHEE WE'RE GIRLS WE BELONG HERE BECAUSE WE SPEND MONEY ON MERCH
that sure is an ad i guess thanks

>>150792939
lol imagine going out the way you made fun of others for?

>>150793014
Justin Fields fans are psychotic

>>150793081
More like bustin feels

>>150792951
>how
I don’t know, maybe it’s all my years posting here. Who knows, maybe I’ll be conditioned to like pits too

Are /we/ back now bros?

>>150793094
You cooked him!

>>150793107
fuck no

>>150793081
Him having his own fanatic cult is so weird.

>>150793107
Now that Arch Manning is confirmed poop it's probably for the best, who even is the premier quarterback prospect of this year now?

what are we drinking? on the gin myself

>>150793049
Functionally identical to doing the alphabet, but mch funnier. I know someone who swears by pursing your lips and humming. Makes you a vibrator.

>>150793162
Carson Beck. lol

>>150793170
Me? Water and Gatorade.

>>150793214
bleak

I could heem McDaniel

Miami getting lit tf up with penalties lol

HO DING!

I fucking hate Mike McDaniel.

>>150793245
Anyone could do that anon

Is McDaniel high?

>>150793268
I couldn't.

>>150793107
We seem better without Austin

>>150793275
Probably. He's from Colorado isn't he?

>>150793107
>can barely hold their own against the post-brady pats
fuck no. Even Tannehill would be clowning on this Pats team.

>>150793287
I could eat him.

I still love my team

thinking about busty indian women rn

>>150793294
Is this a woman of the night?

>>150793348
Based and same

>>150793346
Based

What the shit was that...

Hey tyreek did a thing for once
omar kelly shocked and surprised kek

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>150793346
I hate that fags have become synonymous with rainbows. Rainbows are cool and deserve better.

Goddamnit. Well let's hope 2027 is better.

>>150793412
Agreed

The Pats still suck, don't they? I'm getting vibes this would be a bloodbath if Miami wasn't horrible.

>>150793348
My cousin is a big tiddie Indian goth girl. Not even joking.

>>150793348
There has never been a better time to be an Indian woman appreciator than right now, when hate has gotten so strong and they're so insecure

Tyreek sighting

>>150793412
You sound like a fag. Just like what you like, gay boy.

>>150793346
The most triggered lunatics out there.

lol hill auditioning for his return to the chiefs

>>150793446
you will never get this. not even one chance to get this in your entire life. how do you feel?

>>150793465
Seething

>>150793395
Omar doesn't actually watch the games

>>150793365
They all are

>>150793412
Agreed
>>150793464
>t. gay

>>150793348
I had no idea Hailey Rose was a Jeeta.

Cute pajeetas seem like a good idea in theory, until you actually have to smell them

>>150793477
Seething jeet

>>150793477
>you will never get this
An Indian woman? I'm white tho

>>150793465
Yes, trannies are

>>150793498
He's not paid to, neither is alan poupart that fucking leaf faggot. They are paid to kvetch online and on their podcasts. Was just funny him shitting on tyreek to his face and tyreek getting uppity about it trying to control himself.

>>150793490
Who dies from a sore throat?

>>150793503
>Waaah, the people I think are inferior to me are taking my stuff!
STFU and watch the game, bitchboy.

We're so back

All we have going is a serviceable offense. This defense is straight doo doo dogshit.

>>150793465
Would be funny if someone got hit by a car when doing this.

lol pooa's criminally underthrown ball was so bad that the defense couldn't respond correctly. Can I get a webm of that awful defense?

>>150793548
>source: Dailymail.co.uk
Cool story, bro.

>>150793565
Imagine being driven to such hate by such a banal figure as Charlie Kirk

>>150793605
The DC has some health shit or something that's keeping him away from the team. Hopefully they can steady the ship as the season goes on.

>>150793572
nice cans very impressive wow

>>150793609
You'd be sentenced to death before a UFC match had that happened.

>>150793572
Is it true that woman like penises and will even go so far as to put your penis in her mouth if she really likes you? An older kid at school told me but I'm not sure how trustworthy a source he is.

>>150793700
It's true.

Been waiting on my pizza for half an hour. Went to the PC to check where it was and I never clicked submit. WTF? I clcked through like 20 pages of checkout shit and still somehow didn't finish the process.

>>150793739
Mac Jones putting these niggas on NOTICE

>>150793744
I hope you end up with 2 pizzas.

>>150793743
No fibbin?!?!

>>150793700
penis in the mouth action is for bros only, never put it in a womans mouth, absolutely filthy in there

>>150793739
Shouldn't have got rid of him, Drake Maye looks like ass.

>>150793761
Checked my email. No confirmation?

>>150793806
Confirmed.

Maybe is physically and mentally incapable of staging a comeback. I don't know what's wrong with this dude. He can only play with a lead.

>>150793794
Anyone on this depleted ass team would look like ass. Look at the shit O Line.

Is Tyreek's wife there?

>>150793832
>phoneposter spotted

>>150793658
Death by UFC? I have no idea what you're saying.

>>150793847
He was basically the same player as Sam Howell at UNC. I don't know why Maye is expected to be anything different in the NFL.

Hell of a punt

>>150793567
>t. gay

Is Vrabel really an upgrade over Mayo? This team looks like garbage.

>>150793918
Maybe so (heh) but that may be a good nickname.

>>150793949
Def an upgrade, the problem lies in the drafting office. It's ran by absolute retards.

>>150793878
no she's too busy playing up any victim status she can right now, tyreek under a conduct review after she claimed multiple domestic violence "incidents" with her and tyreek

>>150793926
English can be hard to learn, Rajnesh.

>>150793949
He took the Titans to an AFC championship game and regularly made the playoffs. His resume already shows that he's an upgrade.

>>150793981
Did that idiot not sign a prenup?

>>150793978
Started around 2017 tbqh

>>150793978
Think Maye is gonna be a bust like Mac?

>>150793942
You clearly are, yes. Not a homosexual, maybe. But certainly a faggot.

>>150793981
>implying Tyreek isn't a violent sociopath

KEK VRABEL BUTTHURT

How many more 20+ yarders are they going to choke up?

The Krafts have been taking L and L since Brady left

>>150794030
No way, he has potential, but he needs the right people around him. He barely has that with this O-Line. Vrabel is a step in the right direction, but McDaniels is another story.

This fucking defensive scheme is so shit. Soft ass zone shit like they are playing with the lead.

>>150794060
What do you expect of a guy named Tyree Kill?

>>150794020
He did but you can civil lawsuit if you can prove violence over the top of.
>>150794040
kek this nigga gay
>>150794060
he 100% is and he's a manlet faggot. Just saying she's playing up everything she can as she's hunting money after the retard cheated on her multiple times in their own house and even fucked that fat influencer's leg he broke.

>Give it up for patrick everybody he does sports
bless her heart i love her

I am trying to figure if I even want the dolphisn to win this game

>>150794092
McDaniels did get a payoff appearance out of Mac Jones. That's worth something.

>>150794112
I'm not the one bitching about how the fags stole my rainbows, lol. That's you.

>>150794069
Kraft's only position was 'AHHH I CAN'T PARK MY BENZ EASILY WITH BIKE LANES!!!' while secretly trying to get his Dad tax breaks for a new soccer stadium.

WOW REFBALL

>>150794166
Old shit and not relevant to the reality that the Krafts forced him on Vrabel because he's cheap.

>>150793162
Drew Allar?

>>150794172
you so mad you keep replying about it because you neeeeeed the rainbows you gay boy

>>150794226
Reffies ALWAYS undefeated.

>>150794226
don't worry the refs just trolled them again

>>150794243
I wasn't the one who said I wanted them. You were.

AGAIN SOFT ASS ZONE

>Tua actually playing good with Tyreek
Fuck me

>>150794311
Nah you gay bro

>>150794311
You come off like a closeted gay who hopes the government bans gays so you can more easily LARP as heterosexual. It's a common thing with Miami Dolphins fans.

The only time rainbows have ever been cool we had Ritchie Blackmore and Ronnie James Dio to thank.

New:
>>150794415
>>150794415

>6/40 and 6/45 for penalties/yards
holy shit the refs are straight trolling i love it

>>150794360
I'm a Patriots fan, and he was the one who hates fags. Why am i wasting my time with you, dumb trip.
>>150794399
Rainbows are always cool, but yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORnvO1VyYMk

Gaytriot fans real quiet right now

>>150794736
Wrong thread, retard.

>>150793878
kek

>>150795022
>white women in traditional Japanese clothing
why isn’t there more of this?