Thread 150864754

7-7 end of 1st

Say his name

>>150864776
Tua Turndaballova

A wager for /sp/. If the Buffalo Bills win this game, all beautiful, sexy women of color become the sexual property of hung, handsome White Men.

If the Miami Dolphins win, the same result happens.

I am 30 years of age

>>150865615
Meant to ask
What ya drinkin?

you all see this?

TUA is so fucking bad.

>>150865422
Sounds good, I’ll take it.

>>150865667
yeah

Which city is less of a shithole, buffalo or miami

>14-14 at the half
I thought BIlls were a good team?

Migged

mr. brightside for josh allen

>>150865422
are women of color even into white men?

he just ran right down the middle

>>150864754 (OP)
I hope the Dolphins respond with a TD. I don't want this to turn into a blowout. This is a good game so far.

Why don't the Dolphins try stopping the Bills on defense?

>>150866201
you were saying?

What a bunch of fucking retards

What does sex feel like bros

is there any reason why people dog on tua
he genuinely seems like an ok dude so i dont really get it

Why did tua stop going deep to Tyreek? That shit was so good and fun to watch

lol 15-20

>>150866412
like if you put a bunch of sand into a bag of some sort

>>150865785
ika could use her tentacles to handoff the ball 50 yards down field. Very unfair.

twitch stream is fucking up

>>150866412
you cum and then you realize you dont really like her

Who is this woman in a yellow dress driving poorly?

>>150866412
Depends on who you do it with. But it can be really, really great.

>josh allen making gun signals after tuddy
is this allowed?

>>150866412
Somwtimes when I fuck my wife the orgasm is so powerful it feels like it's coming all the way from my asshole

>>150866420
Pooa unironically cannot throw deep anymore

>>150866422
I saw that too lol

>>150866412
i wish i knew

>>150865422
I want to cum in a black girl so bad bros

>>150866412
milk and pennies

>>150866412
blowjobs are better

how was that a roughness call? dude didn't fall on him and was wrapped up

>>150866400
White men no. Racist white men yes.

it's 5am, good morning frens! I get to watch almost all of 2nd half, feels great! score is really tight, can some cool fren give me quick details how is this possible, was expecting a blowout

>>150866441
I've heard they're having to rename the formations since Shotgun and Pistol were problematic

>>150866448
They don't even try anymore though

>>150866412
makes you feel physically good for a fleeting moment and then the despair kicks in for weeks

Mood

>>150866435
peter parker

I have the same physique as fitzpatrick
is it over for me

>>150866412
salty bags of sandy coins

>>150866457
Blowjobs are gross

ryan fitzreddit

>>150865645
Kilchoman Sanaig

>>150866469
He got old

>>150866447
I feel the same thing when I fuck your wife

Did you guys see the water bottle pony tail girls running back into the locker room with all the players during halftime? What do you suppose they do in there?

I finally licked a girl's asshole recently. Gotta say, it wasn't all it was hyped up to be.

>>150866458
Looked worse in real time. Probably a bad call.

>>150865615
Open 2nd from left and let me know how it is
>oregonanon from a couple threads ago

>>150866412
once he gets his cock worked in and you loosen up it feels pretty good

>>150866410
How do I find a woman like this

ANOTHER
FUCKING
SCREEN
lmao

>>150866412
nutting raw balls deep in a hot chick is one of the best feelings in the world. not worth dealing with women tho desu

>>150866412
not much tbqh

>>150866478
Receiving them, not giving, faggot.

does anyone have the betting odds on a green dildo making an appearance?

every other dolphins play is a screen that gets blown up behind the line of scrimmage

Ah, so this is the super high IQ offense I've been hearing about

>>150866463
Because they know it's impossible

>>150866490
what did you think it would be?

Bills fans are cringe.

>>150866412
It's ok. I'd rather feel this

>>150866491
isn't "the upstairs" supposed to look at calls now?

>>150866410
Is this supposed to be funny?

>>150866488
Take loads.

>>150866430
PNC is a powerful.. powerful shift in forces.

>>150866400
generally women gravitate to men that are similar to them...

>>150866400
yeah

no woman will ever want to have sex with me
teams for this feel?

>>150866505
warra lad

>>150866517
God, I hope not. We need fewer officials, not more.

>>150866515
thats a happy man

>>150866526
the browns

>>150866505
achievable natty?

Man Im a pussy why did I get rid of my bet lol dam it was only 30 bucks oh well fuck.

>>150866488
bible studies, probably

women are gross stop posting them

thats on hill. ball was in a spot he could definitely catch and he just jumps and goes limp armed

How common is stroke in a 27 year old who works out regularly?

>>150866512
Looks like Tyreek can't catch it anymore either

>>150866515
Imagine having a daughter in this day and age.

>>150865422
based, I like those odds

Shit teams

>>150866371
Who’s this? She’s built for bbc (big beaner cock)

reverse hospital ball

Hill can't jump lol

>>150866534
As a matter of fact, a case of Natty Ice daily is exactly what you need to achieve that

>>150866537
Why is she tying his shoe?

>>150866544
VAXXED

>>150866555
Based Megamind

>>150866537
I'm grateful she is willing to tie my shoes for me as I am double fisting double jack and gingers and have no place to put my drinks down.

>>150866544
There's been an increase of that in these past few years. No one in the medical field knows why

>>150866556
gee I wonder anon. I wonder if there's any way to figure this information out.

That jungle giganigga tyreek “beat my wife and kids” hill shoulda caught that. wtf are they paying that boy for

>>150866544
I would say you only have an 85% chance of having a stroke right now.

bleach that latina

>>150866562
How the fuck...

>>150866543
He got scared, didn't wanna extend and expose himself to a hit

>>150866543
yeah alligator armed it

>>150866555
Fucking huge head on this lad

Tua sending the other team to the hospital now

>>150866571
would say starting around 2021 or so?

>>150866501
>gmfb

>>150866555
Sisters?

>>150866460
gm fren
Short week
Divisional matchup

>>150866541
get back to watching film, gayleb

>>150866480
DRIVE FASTER BOOOOOOY

>>150866582
just lie and pretend

>>150866582
Tsmt here’s a giga gif to represent us

>>150864776
David Tua

>>150866566
He literally underthew his receiver KWAB (kek what a Bahamian)

>>150866584
harsh, but fair.

>>150866505
Josh Allen in the worst timeline

>>150866460
the dolphins have actually played really well, they're looking sharp and on time offensively.

>>150866546
I do, what about it?

>>150866582
you know you stop caring at some point right

>>150866556
sorry anon she's only sexually attracted to cats

will Achane get some more touches? im being destroyed in fantasy by a guy who just stacked bills player (allen cook keon AND bills kicker)

>>150866582
No, either join a monastery or get on neetbux. Its not your fault, you were just born into a terrible era

>>150866572
Just gimme a name or I’m cum tributing you.

>>150866582
Fake it til you make it.

>>150866582
You aren't missing much tbqh

>>150866617
>terrible era
Lol
Lmao even

>>150866412
hot ham water

>>150866618
shut up zoomer

>>150866582
just ask god for a gf
if you are genuine in your ask he will guide you to one its literally that EZ m8

>>150866612
Well how do you cope and which one do you have? Or both?

glorp

>>150866613
I don't believe this, I believe the truth is far worse. Everyone who claims they've reached the point of not caring is using apathy as a coping mechanism to drown out the intense feelings of loneliness that have been building up inside them for their entire life.

pay attention to the FUCKING game and stop posting off-topic shit

For me, it’s the rich, bold peanut taste of JIF™ extra crunchy peanut butter.

>>150866618
look at the fucking filename you retard

>>150866643
>>150866644
Laughed audibly

>>150866638
no! my brother it is called detachment! and it is the key to happiness!

>>150866501
Having visceral, primal sex with a woman you love and are committed to is an amazing feeling. One night stands are not worth the red tape and the headache. Literally just save yourself the trouble and jerk off to get the poison out if you have to.

>>150866638
Nah bitch. Some have stronger resolve than others.

>>150866625
The "women are allowed to read, write, vote, and have rights" era is objectively terrible for civilization

>>150866627
So watery. And yet it has a smack of ham to it

*glomps you*

>>150866644
Skippy is GOAT nut butter bruh

>>150866588
oh yes I know but since I couldn't watch 1st half I was thinking if bills had special fuck ups or if fins did something special etc. :D for sake of conversation you know fren.
my hot take for frend fins should just start rebuilding. get a new coach, trade tyreek, start over

>>150866632
I have a bent dick. Idk what "hard flacid" is. My dick still gets hard, maybe not as hard as it used to, but functionally hard. It bends to the left pretty significantly. You can feel the plaque buildup beneath the skin if you press on the base of the shaft.

>>150866468
Nico it's Roman, let's go bowling!

>>150866638
Please stop reading my thoughts.

>>150866643
Ah bloo bloo

These football players are slow lol what are they doing in practice?

>>150866638
you need the experience at least once. I lived with a bitch for a couple years who wanted to get married, I hated it. fuck living with women. i also hate my mother tho

>>150866513
I thought she would moan or something cause she also had a vibrator on her clit. But she just stayed quiet killing the vibe.

>>150866582
your problem is you expect girls to take action but that rarely happens. Women are very indirect unless you're super hot or have some aspect that's she's super into. You miss 100% of the shots that you don't take

>>150866666
Great digits

Why do so many black QBs need wristbands with the plays on them?

>>150866665
How old are you

>>150866644
Its pronounce 'yif' like an effeminate Spaniard is talking

>>150866643
What are you, a Janny?

>>150866662
Skippy is ok

>>150866582
Reminder that these kinds of people are also spamming /pol/ shit in every thread

>>150866643
My nigga, gamethreads are like watching the game at the bar with your buds. You're gonna talk about shit not relevant to the game. It's just natural.

Defense saving the day, how will you respond Tua?

>>150866647
>>150866648

tua LEGACY drive incoming

>>150866400
You’d be surprised how into white guys they are

>>150866644
>extra crunchy
Faggot. Smoothchads get in here

>>150866582
Having a family is really the only reason to put up with a woman. If you want a family, it’s not too late just come up with a strategy for meeting a woman and keep trying you’ll eventually find one. If you just want sex pay a prostitute and save yourself a lot of money

>>150866505
LANKLETS our response?

>actual good game for once a thursday
>eternal faggot losers trauma dumping instead
yeah I knew this place was shit bye you faggots

>>150866682
All QBs have them, racist idiot.

>>150866682
Coward

Guys, I think I'm racist :(

>>150866638
If you have the Holy Spirit, you don't have to feel lonely because you aren't alone. Feelings of loneliness are pressure from demons to get you to make bad decisions and destroy your life.

>>150866701
Smoothfags are smoothbrains

This game is looking interesting, so Tua will throw a pick.

>>150866690
and hopefully they will be of positions of power one day and repeal the 19th amendment

>>150866582
What helped me was getting a job where I interacted with lots of co workers.

>>150866643
This happens around the 3rd quarter of every primetime game. People just lose interest until it's crunch time.

>>150866684
jif in hell furfag

>>150866708
See you next week.

>>150866644
Gotta be Adams

NFCW Thursday night games are usually boring as shit.

>>150866719
Hail, Satan!

JJJOOOOSSSSSHHHHH

I want to have sex with men.

>>150866666
Holy digits also I should’ve never read your emails and stayed away

>>150866692
I don't goon with my friends at the bar

>>150866738
go bills btw

>>150866726
>hello youtube, The Professional here

>>150866717
>Guys, I think I'm racist (:
fixed

>>150866738
go eagles btw

>>150866732
>NFCW
anon...

Inb4 tua throws pick but guy runs wrong way and fins get 2

>>150866644
Peter Pan is the best overall imo. smoothness and taste.

I haven't bought peanut butter in years because I'm not a child

Hill is so fucking washed

>>150866708
See you in 3 minutes

>>150866732
Yea im not excited about darnold vs midget

>>150866682
Either b8 or you're one stupid motherfucker.

>>150866738
Chiefs fan btw

what does tyreek hill do exactly

>>150866738
Caleb...

Why do the Dolphins throw the ball on 2nd down so much?

>>150866680
I've tried dating apps but I 99% of the women who liked me were fat, which only made me feel worse about myself knowing that fat girls apparently see me as "obtainable". Some of the girls who like me were actually pretty attractive but they always ended up ghosting me.
>>150866690
I don't disagree with you but I don't do that.

>>150866665
The Wikipedia page for it explains it pretty well, like a constant semi erect state or some shit I’m pretty sure I have it. Poorly understood and researched ofc.

>>150866767
beats women

>>150866738
NFL fan btw

63 pass yards is grim

>>150866767
drops footballs and beats the shit out of his wife and kids

>>150866738
hey aaron

>>150866767
make plays and never suffer a woman

>>150866738
based

I’m currently thinking antisemitic thoughts

>>150866767
beats women which is pretty based

>>150866767
be wasted because his retarded qb is too noodle armed to take advantage of his speed

>>150866757

Meh, it'll all kill that one annoying kid in class who is allergic

>>150866738
>Caleb talking with Brady in the production meeting for this week

>>150866738
well howdy

>>150866775
just fuck fat chick nigga

>>150866753
I'm talking about Cards-Hawks for next week, numbnuts.

>>150866680
>this
I go to a yoga studio and in 5 years none of the members have been really friendly, but none of them have ever asked me out. I don't ask them either bc I don't want to break the spell of being able to be in peace around all of them

I'm hungry

>>150866770
>run run pass is too predictable - mcdaniels after going through five minutes of alcohol withdrawals

Can we all agree that all natural peanut butter is fucking bullshit

going to just get this off my chest.

i had a hot chubby latina dominate me and slip a finger in my ass on monday. i havent been able to look anyone in the eye since. the shame i feel from how hard i orgasmed with her inside me is palpable in every waking moment.

i cant even focus on the game.

Tua's a bum lmao

>>150866784
>dude stats lmao
who cares if you win?

The Jews did this

>>150866775
accept your destiny

>>150866790
good

>>150866807
We cannot. It's great.

>>150866289
>princeton/yalewinslol
don't know about that one

i want to have sex with south east asian women

>punting on 4th an 5
cowards

53 million a year btw

>>150866793
We put peanut butter on the doorknob of our allergic friends bedroom and he wouldn’t let us go near it after.

>>150866790
Pattern recognition is a key factor in MENSA eligibility tests

>>150866745
Then you will never be a real man.

>>150866808
Go Pack Go!

>>150866807
no? the best peanut butter is the oily shit where the only ingredients are peanuts and salt

>>150866790
that's illegal in Trump's America, reporting you to the authorities

Is Mike McDaniels related to Josh

>>150866613
i'm 32 and it still hasn't happened yet
it's only gotten worse

>>150866803
what the fuck? that's a weird looking dog

>>150866717
My brain is, but my dick isn't

>>150866812
Well you need the second half of the sentence to be true to be able to say that

feed Cook

>>150866797
>>150866814
I'm not losing my virginity to a fat girl. Fat women disgust me. It's not that I think I'm better than them, I just find the folds of a fat body to be absolutely revolting. Plus that experience would stick with my in my mind for my entire life, I'd never be able to forget it. I can't live like that.

Bills are getting away with so many late hits tonight, they are more refbabied than the chiefs
>t. Steelers fan

>>150866828
No one actually believes this

STOP letting hate win in this thread

I can't tell if Hill is still good and is being wasted in a shit offense + bad QB or if he's also washed

>>150866832
yeah they're husbands

I can't believe this tua fella is still in the league

>>150866832
No, Mike McDaniel is a black man

Step up in the pocket and make the fucking Im so sick off watching this left handed manlet

>>150866644
>>150866730
I just tried this stuff and I really like it. It tastes like peanut butter that was made with ground up ballpark peanuts

>>150866796
>the rootinest, tootinest, new-boot goofinest cowboy this side of Brokeback Mountain

All the fast food places are lowering their prices.
*for a limited time to get you back into the habit of fast food again before they jack up the prices again

Every play should be Tyreek gets the ball in 1 second everyone block

>>150866790
Cool it with the antisemitic thoughts.

Tua my expectations are already low but jesus, make the easy read

im so afraid of having a stroke. I live alone so no one would be there to help if I did

>>150866790
Not cool

>>150865615
Why did you save my wine photo?

>>150866847
He's slow now, can't get seperation

have the dolphins had a drive longer than a 3 minutes tonight?

>>150866832
well one has an s at the end soo

>>150866842
if you just want to lose your virginity just go pay an escort. It's not a big deal and once you see waht a not-big deal is, it will change your POV.

>>150866828
Yeah I really wanna slather an oily patch of shit on my sandwich to make a pb&j

>>150866803
Mee too, but it's a bit late to be eating
I'll get up early and make myself a nice breakfast

Notice those hot chicks with pony tails and with the water bottles running back into the locker room with the football players? Yeah. Not only do they provide water to the players during the game, they are also commanded to sexually pleasure the football players. And they are happy to oblige. Each half time and each time a player goes to the locker room, the water bottle pony tail girls are sucking on the football players penises, inserting the football players penises into their anus and possibly other orficeses. Pretty cool, huh?

>>150866844
That's because they're too lazy to stir. Useless faggots.

>>150866855
Why is that bear such a fruitcake?

>>150866843
It's so gross watching Allen flop and look for a flag every time he's hit. If he was the one winning super bowls he'd get so much hate

>>150866790
based genetic dead end

>>150866842
better men than you have tried, but they all succumb

>>150866797
>this
some are kinda cute and most are chill at least >>150866775
until you get your feet under you

>>150866863
I would fucking love to die from a stroke alone. Count your blessings, asshole

>>150866847
He is extremely, EXTREMELY washed. The only thing he can beat is his poor wife

>>150866842
Fun fact, when you close your eyes and lean back, all you feel is a pussy.

Ben Franklin had a saying: “In the dark, all cats are black”
That means a pussy is a pussy, dawg

>>150866847
Tyreek is good after the catch or going over the top of a defense, the entire Dolphins offense is quick game dink and dunk so Tua doesn't die.

>>150866863
It’s ok. A rookie cop will be sent to find you and your rotting corpse will scar him for life.

>>150866872
They had a long one right before half. But they stopped the clock a few times so I’m not sure on timing length

I'm honestly gonna quit the NFL over this float retardation

>>150866879
Wow neat

Was I supposed to have kissed a girl by now? I’m 22

>>150866819
Me too

if youre an adult who watches wrestling you must be euthanized

>>150866828
that stuff is so disgusting and dry

>>150866775
>>150866842
fuck you

>>150866844
You're addicted to sugar and used to the shit your lazy fat mom fed you

Why are you on /sp/ watching the game instead of going out and getting a gf?

>>150866863
Stop fearing the inevitable

>>150866877
you mix it up before...

>>150866903
My first kiss was at 22

>>150866730
>unemulsified oil sitting on top of barely chopped peanuts
I'm not paying 10 dollars to stir my peanut butter you fucking kike

>>150866877
>>150866844
>>150866807
>too weak to stir peanut butter

>>150866903
I'm not a girl but I'll kiss you bro, we gotta look after you

>>150866910
Eating organic pb doesn’t make you manly

>>150866911
>going out and getting a gf?
I'm going to try to do that tomorrow

>>150866906
What else would I do during football off-season?

>>150866863
I was once sitting in the car with my dad on the way back from visiting my uncle who was in hospice care after a stroke. We had been sitting in silence for a while when my dad said "you know, if I ever end up like that from a stroke, I want you to kill me". I laughed because I thought he was joking, but when he didn't laugh I turned to him and he looked me dead in the eye and said "I wasn't kidding".

>>150866881
Might be a nod to the use of people with disabilities for labor

>>150866911
im too old now

>>150866920
Kek, reminds me of this

>>150866911
Women can't score tuddies.

>>150866904
women are gross stop posting boobs and ass this is a muscular athletic men only thread.

>>150866911
I have a severe inferiority and guilt complex that makes me believe that I don't deserve any happiness

>>150866842
You need reps and practice. Talk to and fuck fat women so you get experience and eventually you'll become more comfortable and won't worry about impressing anyone.

>>150866916
>Wrists too limp to stir
Everyone point at this failed male and laugh.

>>150866911
anon it's 5:18am, she is still sleeping and i woke up early to get my football fix

we’re all watching WRESTLEPALOOZA on espn this saturday right bros??

>>150866903
My first kiss was unironically the night trump was elected the first time. I came home and they called the election, was definitely a strange night

>>150866925
>get fit
>learn a language
>find a new hobby or learn a new skill

>>150866911
i missed my chance

>>150866911
The real answer is she said no

>>150866926
Damn

>>150866929
>the dildo

>>150866863
worry about choking on food, what are you elderly?

>>150866904
sexo who who who

i would have been married with kids if i was into chubby women like i am now back when i was younger.

>>150866937
bssed

>>150866911
I'm unworthy of love and companionship

james cook is having a good game give him the fucking ball

>>150866944
I am fit, I speak American, and I already have based hobbies (fishing and woodworking).

>>150866957
True, true.

>>150866911
I have a flight tomorrow and my dad is driving me to the airport in the morning so we're watching the game

>>150866928
not really. get a crazy 3/10 young Asian girl.

>>150866943
Your dad must love Fox News too, huh?

>>150866911
i'm gay (go fins btw)

Fuckin finally

>>150866929
Not funny

>>150866819
Based LBFM hunter! Go Bills

>>150866493
It good

>>150866944
>I am
>I know a language
>I have multiple hobbies and skills

>>150866926
Yeah, if you do that, you're going to prison forever.

ALLEN CAN'T WIN WITH THESE CATS

>>150866412
feels like sticking your dick in a vacuum cleaner after you accidentally sucked up an tuna can

>>150866520
not everything is supposed to be funny you ADHD zoomer. Ever heard of cute and wholesome?

I CAINT CATCH

>>150866973
felony what?
better be aggravated assault

>>150866955
If it makes you feel any better, if you have kids with a chubby woman she's going to turn into an obese woman.
It's my biggest fear that my future wife lets herself go and ends up fat. I want a petite wife I can manhandle.

>>150866955
iktf

>bills struggling to score against this fins D
lmao it's over

>>150866969
I think it was abc. Hard to recall but I know one network called it before them

>>150866973
holy shit that took way too long

>>150866911
For me it's 2D women and it's not even close

This game sucks.

for all the whiny faggots in the thread, you know if you make money you can just go to se asia and buy a gf/wife right?

Bills can't put it away. Phins will steal it.

>>150866976
why cant horny women be more available bros? like they should just be on an app or something where you can just mutually hook up

>inb4 tinder

tinder is for onlyfans advertising.

>>150866973
Rampage has said he’ll bail him out but also that he’s disowned him

>>150866923
It's hydrogenated seed oil, sugar filled slop. What's it have to do with manliness?

>>150866921
Thanks bro, no gay shit tho

>>150867000
they really need to move thursday games to friday or saturday

>>150866989
>ADHD zoomer
I'm 37 ya cum guzzler.

>>150866976
boobs are gross, stop coomposting or im gonna filter you.

holy shit the pride are going to play the courage

>>150866940
I paid for a product called "butter"; that implies total emulsification. I'm not going to pay premium prices to complete you manufacturing process for you, you filthy oven-dodging Christ killer

How tf is this not a blowout wtf are rhe bisll doing

>>150867013
women arent horny for you

>>150867022
This but Sunday.

Yeah my Eagles are gonna win it all again. These teams suck.

>another screen
Is Tua the biggest YAC merchant in the League?

>>150866955
you did the right thing. Imagine trying to build a life with somebody who can't do something as simple as keeping their weight under control. It only gets worse from that point too

>>150867016
nothing. PB is kids food no matter what.

Josh Allen is not 240 lbs lol

>>150867017
of course not, just bros helping each other

Once again, the defense is keeping the game alive.
TUA PLEASE RESPOND HOLY FUCK

>>150866997
eh, everyone ends up ugly and gross eventually

Ya'll are legit lonely and pathetic af ngl. You act like having a gf would make your life perfect but you don't even realize how much of a time/money sink they are, how difficult and stressful relationships can be. You get bored of the pussy in like ~3 weeks anyway, and it isn't going to change any of the serious underlying issues with your life and behaviour.

>>150867008
I don't want a bug waifu!

Tua genuinely looks retarded

>that missed tackle
holy shit just hit him you retard the guy just ran up to him and stopped

Have you guys bought tickets for the WNBA playoffs yet?

>>150867022
that's for high school and college football
I'm pretty sure they can't show weekend games until December

up my ass

>>150866997
>If it makes you feel any better, if you have kids with a chubby woman she's going to turn into an obese woman.
and?

>>150867029
Do you shake your ketchup before you put it on a burger?

Having drugs on you at all times is the only life hack you will ever need for obtaining sex

>>150867035
based goonmatrix

>>150867008
We want attractive wives

>>150867030
The Dolphins weren't who we thought they were.

>>150867048
go to some shithole in eastern europe then

>>150867051
I wouldn't pretend to care even for a 10/10 model who invited me to a game

>>150867051
I didn't even know the season started

>>150864754 (OP)
Ollie Gordon is going to be a superstar. He’s big, fast, and doesn’t want to go down

OLLIE GORDON BABYYYYYY

>>150866992
Article doesnt say anything

Al Michaels knows about the wayback machine? Based

>>150867058
also a great way to serve 5-10 in a state penitentiary

>>150867047
Nigga Normies were committing sewer side from just a year and a half of no contact we need it NOW

>>150867058
t Darren Sharper

>Ronnie Brown
A great RB from the Auburn Tigers.

>>150867057
no

>>150867047
>You act like having a gf would make your life perfect but you don't even realize how much of a time/money sink they are
I want a gf because I want a time and money sink.
I don't do anything else besides go to work, cook for myself, shop for myself, watch football, and sleep. I want someone else to provide for and do things with to give my life the meaning and structure I so desperately lack. I don't want to be alone.

>>150867058
I've had plenty of women chastise me for being a stoner.

>>150867035
What in the obsession is this

FLAGS ARE KILLING THIS SPORT

>>150867090
Because weed is for teenagers

>>150867061
yet you aren't attractive yourself. curious

>>150867008
If I had the money I'm not going for a SEA monkey, I'm going for a top tier, porcelain skin NE asian girl

>>150867080
then you'll be having all the sex you need

>>150866638
it is a coping mechanism. it has been proven scientifically that you cannot kill hope this is what zero-point energy and hawking radiation represent. it is simply too brutal for most males to look at the reality of sexual selection and admit that they either lost the genetic lottery or failed to use their youth accumulating power to attract a mate so they pretend to not care. the jews are going to use these "intense feelings of loneliness" to bait western males into war so they can kill them off while the serpent called "woman" is completely indifferent.

How do the Dolphins make every game they’re in boring? Even when they’re playing one of the best teams in the league.

>bills are frauds
>ravens lost to them
>burrow ded
Chiefs are making the owl again....

i have watched football since 1990

i NEVER saw linemen running downfield even ONCE until the last 2 years

why are they doing this now?????

the dolphins are fucking retarded

>>150867068
I could settle on a Bosnian I suppose...

>>150867085
BASED

>>150867051
I might buy tickets next year since my city is finally getting a WNBA team. As long as its significantly cheaper than an NBA game ticket

>>150867086
LIAR

>>150867057
We don't eat ketchup here

>>150867054
it's a gay rule

>>150867089
You want a wife and family, not a gf, so I'm not really referring to you. That said, if you're over 25 all the wife material chicks are already taken so you're pretty much fucked.

THE GODS DEMAND OVERTIME

>>150866997
my uncle had 3 kids with this lady, got a vasectomy, divorced, then married her younger sister

>>150867092
>>150867035
Nuke /tv/.

>>150867096
You now remember T. J. Houshmandzadeh.

>>150867057
I don't put ketchup on anything because I'm not a nigger, you hook-noses coin-clipping vampire

>>150867108
Lions? Hello?

>>150867112
Screens

>>150867118
Salad dressing then. Separation is natural.

>>150867008
where at in asia?

itt:

>>150867083
t. Hardest hittin' safety in DA LEAGUE

What does “ride the float” mean? Im too old to get these zoomer references

>>150867058
Bro just got married. It’s ez sex. I told my wife yesterday I wanted sex and she got naked and let me hit it. And I live with her. Sex is on tap 24/7 when you’re married

>>150867116
Literally go to a local high school boys basketball game. The quality of play is probably better.

>>150867089
you say this, but trust me. it gets old fast. I had exactly what you are describing, and it is utterly soul-sucking. women aren't worth it, especially how you are idealizing it inside your head

>>150866992
You could maybe stretch it into attempted murder just because of how many times he hit him after he was unconscious, but it'd likely be plead down. Tack on grievous bodily harm too for that matter

>>150867108
they should probably win a game first lmfao

>>150867136
6 7

>>150867047
if your gf is being a net negative on your life then you fucked up somewhere. It is much easier to do stuff with another person unless she's a lazy bitch

>>150867108
Toxins O just needs to gel together and then it’ll be ogre for the afc and the chefs. T-trust me ;_;

>>150867112
RPOs, basically the linemen are run blocking as if it's a run and are way past the line but the QB decides to pass anyway and it's a penalty.
They should change the rule to it being like 5 yards past the line instead of 1.

>>150867127
TJ Whosyamomma

>>150867129
You're just plain rotten in the head, aren't you, bud?

respecter of women john hamm

>>150867106
Hey, that's that girl who had her thong yanked by a dude as she walked.

>>150867030
they're taking a page out of my Steelers' book and underestimating bad nfl teams thinking they will win easily and not practicing or lifting or anything the week before

>>150867136
Farting

>>150867003
Camp Omega's favorite plumber

>>150866638
You sound depressed.

>>150867127
Chad Ochocinco

>>150867108
Bucs

>asked my girlfriend to let me do 1 (ONE) unprotected thrust for my birthday (she isnt on birth control and we use condoms)

>she said no and got mad

bros………

Why the fuck is this entire thread about virginity and peanut butter

>>150866638
It's more you stop caring about your life and just keep going because you don't care anymore. There's no cope because you just stop thinking about that stuff at a certain point

>>150867127
>you now remember Tim Biakabatuka

COME ON RIDE THE FLOAT

HEY RIDE IT

>>150867133
philippines are the easiest because they speak english and theres a ton of poors, but in reality any of those countries are fair game, vietnam, thailand,etc

>>150867166
>unprotected thrust
That's exclusively for the bull

>>150867168
Welcome to /sp/. Enjoy your stay.

>>150867047
women have energy from Satan to want to go do stuff all the time too, has to be exhausting

>>150867166
Start throwing things

>>150866719
Blessed Christian poster

>>150867166
She knows you both would enjoy it too much and stop using condoms
She is smart.

>>150867122
>if you're over 25 all the wife material chicks are already taken so you're pretty much fucked.
I'm >>150866582 so I should probably just kill myself I guess

>>150867134
Nah, I don't care enough to die

>>150867172
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE RIZZ

Excuse me chuds I'm part West African

>>150867150
Not really, I just polished off a bottle of chianti before halftime and I'm well into another one.

>>150867130
>>150867165
Those are NFC teams doe

>>150867136
It's an add. YouTube "NFL ride the float"

>>150867168
I am not a virgin. I have fucked a jar of peanut butter. Deal with it.

>>150867168
>Virginity
Young men
>Peanut Butter
Young Black Men

I love keeping my virginity by smothering peanut butter on my penis

>>150867054
High school and college blow

>>150867166
Get a vasectomy, goy

>>150867192
Grim

>>150867136
Its new world order jew speak. Don’t ride the float anon

>>150867127
>T. J.
Stands for Theodore James right? R-right?!

>>150867166
>Eagles is my team btw
Why am I not surprised.

>>150866644
>extra crunchy
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>150867166
make her get an iud

why is it so melancholic in here frens
when you wake up tomorrow you need to make a plan with small steps
you need to accept that despite living in a world of instant gratification, good and great things take time
drugs and alcohol do not help you nor make problems go away permanently
its definitely not late, chicks like a man with aspirations
also you might just feel demoralized because of bad diet, no exercise and drugs that make you passive
good things come with effort
i believe in you fren

Anybody else get physically ill at Redbull ads?

>statue of liberty jew quote
Fuck off.

You're on 4chan with a bunch of shit in, obese, incel, racist, losers with no education, no training, no skills whatsoever that still live with their parents.

Based lateral

>>150867182
Satan can't give anyone anything, all he does is distort and take away. He may convince you through sinful desires to commit energy to something, but that's a different matter than 'giving' you energy. Satan only steals and distorts.

>>150867172
I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT
>I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT
I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT
>I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT
>I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT
>I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT
>I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT
>I'M NOT GONNA RIDE THE FLOAT

Anyone else just not want to watch a dolphins game for fear of Tua getting his brain legit scrambled for the last time and possibly dying? Dude is a straight hazard

>>150867166
>being in a committed relationship and her not just getting an iud

This should've been a complete blowout

>>150867172
COME ON RIDE THE GOAT

HEY RIDE HIM

>>150867180
>>150867166
Hats off to the bull
His time ain't up
Bitter hell in the lion's den
For some of us
Hats off to the bull
The sun won't set
Till the pain and the final breath

>>150867226
Hey, I'm not obese.

>>150867226
only like half those things apply to me

>>150867122
>That said, if you're over 25 all the wife material chicks are already taken so you're pretty much fucked.
That's not true

You'd think in this day and age of razzle dazzle that laterals would be more prevalent.

>>150866886
jokes on you
I have an uncircumcised son

>>150867229
fair enough, this may be a more accurate breakdown

I just tuned in. How tf is this close?

Kickers should have walk out songs

>>150867257
New thread

>>150867166
If you're not rawdogging and cumming inside EVERY time, you are a faggot and "your" woman has no respect for you

>>150867226
i don't eat my own cum thobeit

Can we finally stop jerking the Bills off now?

>>150867139
I watch some high school soccer games instead, its free and its outside instead of in a hot af auditorium.

>>150867251
Memes mostly.

Tommy Arabia

>>150867253
you got a brain in that skull?

Eightchan juking and jiving

>>150867252
This but unironically.

I taste something sharp

>>150867226
Jokes on you, I'm only a shut-in, obese loser with no skills.

>>150867243
It's kind of true

>>150867226
And one day we’ll rule the world.

Um ok bills hahaha that was pretty funny letting them get all those first downs like that in a row. But it's time to stop joking around and stop these guys

WELL WELL WELL

wasnt mcdaniel trying to get fired or something?

TYREEK ZESTY FLIPS

We gonna get some use out of that laugh at the Bills thread after all.

>>150867275
Not unless you’re a söylennial who can only date someone their same exact age (me)

>>150867275
you probably have at least until your early 30s to bag a decent chick in her early to mid 20s (if you arent a loser), they like the age gap

the dolphins look alright

>>150867280
I don't think they're joking

>>150867275
Are you trying to tell me to kill myself? Because it's working

>>150867219
Shouldn't the two situations be switched around? Him hugging the ghost and thinking about working out?

H-hey Bills you're not actually going to lose this game right..?

>>150867256
I did when I was a kid. Wasn't doing my own laundry and didn't have tissues. Easiest cleanup method was just to blow in my hand and slurp. Reduce, reuse, recycle.

I would've bet my house this game was gonna be a bloodbath.

I was told Miami sucks, what gives?

HOL UP
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WE DEM PHINS
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MF Doom commercial? Hell yea

how did this team lose to new england?

Sorry, but buffalo is not a contender with this defense. Injuries or not, they're so average

im starting next thread by saying something so racist it will get the thread deleted

>>150867226
Pooa Turndaballova XD

>>150867166
Bro I got you. Just time up her cycle. My wife doesnt use BC and we use rubbers too most of the time. But women can only get pregnant certain days in the month, other than that you’re golden. There are cycle trackers online you find to let you know when it’s safe. I fuck my wife raw all the time

Billsisters….

>all caps
Claude might be cool

>>150867301
Bills fans wished they would win the Ravens game

And the Monkey’s Paw curled

>>150867229
Get a load of this godhonk.

>>150867317
stop stealing my ideas

Tua legacy game holy shit

>>150867299
his past self is hugging him and quietly telling him "thank you for not giving up on me"

>>150866926
I worked in memory care/hospice and we had a patient like your uncle. I really hope your uncle is out of his misery

>>150867298
No I don't think you should kill yourself but you should quit this delusional fantasy that every problem in your life would suddenly, magically be solved if you had a girlfriend. How about instead of obsessing over not having one, obsess over how to be the type of man a girl would want to be with in the first place. Obviously, you are not that man right now.

NEW THREAD????

I'm not seeing Tua outplay Josh in the 4th and if he does, I'm gonna have some conversations

>>150867166
I didn't even have to convince my gf to let me fuck her friends and it didn't take long for me to let me cum inside then with no condom. You're pathetic man.

>bills purposely losing to game in order to make sure that mike mcreddit gets to keep his job
KINO

>+12.5 spread in an NFL game

Lol. Lmao even.

>>150867335
I like that, thank you anon

>>150867343
Coming right up

>>150867336
He eventually passed. It was a very bleak ending.

Should I have a second glass of chocolate milk or switch to juicy juice cherry flavor?

Are the bills fraudulent?

>>150867337
>every problem in your life would suddenly, magically be solved if you had a girlfriend
You don't know me. I have everything I want in life except a gf, and that one gaping whole is tearing me apart

When did Tua become a checkdown merchant? Weren't they airing it out like 2 years ago on a ton of deep balls?

NEW
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No new thread?

>>150867353
>12.5 in a week 3 Thursday night game
Vegas is t sending their best

>>150867237
Lol

>>150867348
tips on sex with her friends?

>>150867363
>juicy cherry flavored milk

>>150867348
This never happened.

>>150867367
You’ll get different problems and different holes to feed when you get one.

>>150867298
>Because it's working
You are gonna let some glowie get to you anon? Not even once.

Dolphins play some defense or I'm going to be sad

>>150867366
This looks like AI.
>>150867367
You're missing my point. Read what I said again and think critically about it, examine yourself and you'll realize that if you were actually a desirable man you would have a gf right now, but you aren't, so you don't. It's not what you want to hear, but you need to hear it. Maybe one day you'll understand.

>>150867385
Yes! That's what I want! I want those new experiences. I'm tired of being lonely, I'm ready for the new challenge, a challenge that comes with cuddling and feeling wanted by a woman

>>150867397
>This looks like AI.
Probably just the face filter.

>>150864754 (OP)
>>150864754 (OP)
>>150864754 (OP)
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>>150867331
he's correct

>>150867367
elliot rodger.. is that you?

>>150867397
I'm just going to kill myself probably

>>150867400
idk the vibe I get from your replies is lonely desperation and the last thing a women wants is a desperate, lonely man. It's like pussy repelent.

>>150867409
Thanks, bro.

>>150867400
women are all duplicitous whores. you'd be feeling fake emotions

>>150817071
NEW THREAD
Since apparently no one else will

had a great greentext related to losing virginity but thread moved too fast and now it's not relevant anymore

>>150867348
This but she had sex with my friends. Go Eagles

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>>150867308
>>150867308

>>150867415
We're all in here

Why do black people have to pose and dance?

>>150867376
Write a bunch of erotica shit. They love that shit. It started as a fantasy at first.
>Invite non existent friend for dinner
>sexual tension
>Etc
Then you incorporate her friends. Little by little.

baking a new thread right now ;^)
nobody else make one im on it :)))
new thread on the way

the bills are going to lose this shit

>>150867416
How do you fake not being lonely when you desperately are?

Um janny? Baker?

>>150867348
trying to get my gf to slut it up a little and maybe kiss her friends or flash me with them or something
how can i do that?

imagine if they got Allen a decent receiver

>>150867414
A lonely 4chan addict who will kill himself instead of examining his own heart and beginning the process of changing his life: gee, I wonder why women don't want to be with you? Lmao

so win or lose, McDaniel definitely coached well enough to keep his job, right?

>>150867411
But he didn't say satan is a made up character.

Bake a new thread in the next 5 mins, or I'll take it into my own hands

>>150867400
This anon>>150867416 is absolutely correct. They can smell it the moment you walk in a door. You need to develop the skills to have the energy that you’re desired by other women to attract actual women.

My god the bills are gonna fucking lose this

BILLS ARE THE NEW REFBABBIES

INITIATE REFBALL

>>150867445
He's not making it through the season either way. It's just a matter of when.

reminder every prime time NFL game should be a sticky

>>150867453
>>150867453
>>150867453
here, you lazy fucks

>>150867443
What can I do to change my life?
I exercise, I go to singles nights at bars every month, I'm a graduate student in an interesting field that I'm passionate about, I travel abroad once a year, I have tons of great friends.
What is left for me to change? I can't get any taller.

>>150867454
Only by mistakes on the Dolphins

>>150867452
>You need to develop the skills to have the energy that you’re desired by other women to attract actual women.
Go on....

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING!!!!??

>>150867437
I've had 5 year long relationships and also been single for years on end and I just don't feel lonely. I think you are focusing too much on the wrong thing. You're just staring at your 'lonliness' all day instead of doing something about it. I just can't relate to men as pathetic as you, sorry.

FLOP BALL

>>150867400
>I'm tired of being lonely
IM SO SICK OF BEING LONELY
EVERY NIGHT WHEN MY MAN
GOES OUT WITH HOMIEEEEESSSSS

>>150867467
Be a man

>>150867477
Fuck you too, buddy.

>>150867467
Bro you just told me you're probably going to kill yourself, and then you're going to try and tell me your life is great ? You're a fucking nutcase, why would anyone want to be with you? lol

>>150867521
Yeah I'm going to kill myself because my life is great besides never having had the thing I desire most.
Plenty of schizos get laid, not an argument.
>>150867511
What does this mean? I can't change my personality, I'm timid and sensitive and I don't tease people or banter people, i just can't

The bill is taking the gas off the pedal so that McDaniels won't get fired. They are playing the long game

>>150867441

What I said. Go to Literotica for inspiration. But you need to be dominant before you even try this. Can't be like that other loser who has to wear a condom.
>>150867430

>>150867475
Fake it til you make it. What I mean by that is you need to have the vibe of being in a relationship when you’re talking to them. Literally pretend that you’re married in your head. It’s a fine line of having a confidence of disinterest in trying to get her while carrying a conversation.

>>150867588
>Literally pretend that you’re married in your head.
I like this.
>It’s a fine line of having a confidence of disinterest in trying to get her while carrying a conversation.
Can you explain this a bit more? Please and thank you, Anon.

>>150867551
im just a retard but the answer you seek is probably found within spirituality, or religion if that's what you have to entertain for some time. do try to get a gf and all that but that might not be the answer. but never kys, there is a answer. the issues might be psychological too do you do therapy?

>>150867702
I'm beyond saving
I've tried therapy, it doesn't help.
I'll kill myself if I turn 30 without a gf, it is what it is, I will have failed.
I have 4 years.

>>150867782
34 here. Might as well end it now.

>>150867782
>>150867864
Shut up and just date a fat girl. There is a woman out there for everyone, you chodes just have your sights set too high.

>>150866493
my first single varietal vespolina. a little age showing at the rim, watery with a touch of garnet into ruby w/red hue and a little more purple at the core. the color is nice. staining a little on the glass when you swirl it around and there's slight pigment in the legs.
clay, earth, potting soil, wax rind, a little vanilla, bread, anise on the nose; with air the purple flowers, black fruits, ash tray smells come forward. plums, dried red fruits, blackberry, black currant on the entry. some minerality on the midpalate, as it opens up i get a cola note. ripe dark stone fruits with a little spice on the finish. dry linen tannins. agree with most of jkscully's notes on this bottle. definitely give this some air, it was closed when i initially popped and poured it in the glass and it took over an hour to really start singing. not sure if agree on the syrah comparison but it's very good QPR for $25, would buy this again to see how it does at the table.
v. 2018