Thread 150868820

3-0 Edition

Allen is a bigger baby than Mahomes

Mike McDaniel is a meme faggot

>>150868820 (OP)
3-0 FRAUD edition

My 1-1 Patties

Patty Cuckitini

Tua did nothing wrong!

>>150868832
No one in the history of the league has been a bigger baby than Mahomes..

>>150868820 (OP)
Tua is so ASS
Bills got so lucky from that roughing the kicker
Imagine if it were the chiefs

Is Fitzpatrick drunk?

>>150868864
how many of these ex players do you think have substance abuse problems?

>>150868864
His last name is Fitzpatrick. You do the math.

Tua's second chance will be with Steelers

Turf toe sounds a whole lot nicer than what it actually is

>buffalo getting home field advantage to get cucked again
what a tradition bills mafia!

i thank god everyday im not a miami dolphins fan

>>150868841
Bills looked like shit tonight and now McDaniel can blame one bad pass and a roughing the kicker penalty for losing, keeping his job for at least another 2 months

>>150868845
FPBP

What went so wrong

>>150868886
People have played without toes maybe don't be a bitch like joe burrows

>>150868898
It was a division game and Phins had their backs against the wall. McDaniel isn't a bad offensive coach, he just has an unfortunately shitty QB.

Chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE) is a degenerative brain disease that progressively damages the brain over time

>>150868820 (OP)
>draft a guy with a high first round pick
>hope he's good
>he mostly isn't
>give him $200+ million anyway
>he's still not good and now you have $50 mil less in cap space

Dolphins will win like 6 games this year, sell everything, fire everyone, and keep Pooa around for the foreseeable future letting his brain rattle around his skull until they can eat whatever is left on his contract via buyout
Could see a team like Indy go for Waddle and Hill (pending imprisonment/suspension) will go back to KC

>>150868908
Yuros don't want it

>>150868929
I cry every time

>>150868922
9*

>>150868848
This. Tua can't help he has no talent to play quarterback, that wasn't God's plan (God wants to make him a mentally retarded CTE vegetable)

>>150868916
>McDaniel isn't a bad offensive coach
I think he's a pretty damn good OC but just listening to him talk is painful and he doesn't give a shit about defense. He's going to be hired the day Miami fires him but he will never be a head coach again.

I just shot my neighbor's dolphin

Ryan Poles is a fat retard.

Oh nonono...

My Rammies :)

What if Tua were white?

They aren't firing grier and mcdaniel, team fought too hard tonight for them to do that now. Thanks guys.

>>150868948
Cute.

>>150868879
Most of them I would wager

>>150868856
I think the refs are usually in the tank for the Chiefs but I really hate this graph. I've explained why before.

>>150868942
I’m actually hoping the Bills scoop him up the moment he’s fired. Joe Brady is gone this year and it’d be nice to have a more permanent OC like McDaniel since he’s not head coach material

>>150868832
Theyre both babies

>>150868950
He basically is except for his skin

>>150868954
I live for this shit.

Imagine the torture of Dolphins fans who watched and loved Marino, and what they've had to endure ever since.

Rams, Rams, the sexy Rams! *slaps my upturned ass*

Turf Toe sounds like a pokemon learnable move

>>150868954
Heckin based and redpillerino'd, d00d

Fraud.

>My name is Golfin' Linnaeus
>And I love raping dolphins in-the-ass

>>150868954
Charlie Kirk...

What went so right

>>150868976
hey could you shut the fuck up thanks
>t. 36 years

>>150868933
Some of us do
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Championship_of_American_football

>>150868984
Still in a box last I checked.
Go football!

>>150868938
Lol no

>>150868983
lmfaoooo

>>150868986
ravens should rebrand to the gorillas

>>150868987
Don't worry, I too know pain. Wasn't even alive for 1985.

>>150868986
Veers and beers, bros

>>150868998
and yet, they will somehow go 8-9/9-8
Don't fucking question it. I don't know how it works either.

>>150868984
Still in hell
1 week down, an eternity to go

>>150868998
>dolphins jets
>MNF
what a waste of a primetime slot

phinbros, lets just admit it. tua aint the guy

>Al Michaels:
“and Khalil Shakir scores making it a 28-21 ballgame!”
>Kaylee Hartung:
“Tyreek Hill beat his ex wife”

>>150869016
it really is, and it means it is 10 more days until they can lose bad enough to have a chance to fire mcdaniel and grier, at this rate it isn't happening.

>>150868986
>Indians playing football
put me on the OLine for any of those teams and you'll see more pancakes than in an IHOP

>>150868986
For me, its the Kandy kings

>>150868984
Kek

>>150869022
Based Kaylee

>>150869021
post anyone saying he was the guy in any thread that wasn't the bahamasanon that wasn't shitposting within the last year.
bonuspoints if it is somehow a phins fan.

>Bucs O line completely dead

Don't tell me they're actually going to lose to the Jets this week...

>>150868933
Did he died?

>>150869013
I laughed gleefully with you xister, because I know how this ends (_(;;;;;;;D ~~~ (_0_)

>>150868986
Goabros this year is our year

>>150869022
Yeah that was some ditzy female producer's idea. The league hasn't suspended Tyreek, he's out there playing, why we bringing up his personal issues? For a "me too" crusade?

>>150869001
>St. Louis Coonbacks
>Gary Gorillas
>Memphis Mustafas
>Brooklyn Black Hounds
>Corpus Christi Kangz

>>150868885
What kind of ninja handsigns are these?

>>150869003
>still had the lovie smith brian urlacher era
You realize that would be a golden age for the dolphins at this point.

>>150869054
Commentary randomly brought it up at one point in the 4th it was fucking strange. It was like the guy read the wrong talking point card.

>>150868944
I hope the Bears let him stay on until his contract ends in 2029

>>150869058
Based Darren McFadden

>>150869045
Its Joever

>>150869064
>Mississippi Windchimes

>>150869045
Jets D is ass
There’s no way T Taylor is gonna beat them

>>150869043
fren, a lot of you hyped Tua to heavens here. that might have been cope or what you're doing now is cope but you guys called him elite

>>150868885
So real it feels like it already happened

>>150869087
When, post any examples. No phin fan has hyped him up in years especially not fucking HERE. Post em. I'm waiting.
I have only fucking shitposted about tua for every year of his career here.

>>150869066
Urlacher was fucking amazing, but never had a QB. A team with Marino and Urlacher would've won an Owl.

>>150869019
>pic related

>Josh Allen & Tua Tagovailoa combined to average 1.5 air yards per completion, the lowest mark in a game in the NGS era (since 2016).

>Allen attempted only one pass over 10 air yards, while Tua completed as many passes behind the LOS as past it (11 each).

>Powered by @awscloud

>>150868933
This aint real

>>150868885
Are they ever going to let Charlie Batch start again?

>>150868998
>Jets
They will get one win against the Phins
>Saints
Will unironically beat the Dolphins
>Bengals
Burrow will be back by then

>spending the night with a woman
>bitch won't stop breathing
>can't use my fan
ugh I knew I should’ve just stayed home tonight
go vikings

>>150869019
>mfw the Dolphins and Chiefs go 0-17

I got Tom bradys wiener on my mouth

>>150869033
I looked up the Delhi Defenders, the heaviest guy on their D-line is 250lb. The lightest is 180 lmao.

Alright, I've seen enough. I'm ready to accept that Mike McDaniel is in fact a black coach.

>>150869111
Caleb...

>>150869108
dolphins will have a better record come on, i know they'll go 8-9 but chiefs 100% are going 0-17 kek

>>150869111
Go to bed, Patty

>>150869111
Skip.....

Indi-ana Jones

>>150869054
Look at the socioeconomic factors he definitely takes losses out on his hoodrat shorty with a sock full of quarters or something you can just tell he's guilty by looking at him

>>150869113
coward

>>150869095
Tua actually had a higher average depth of target, oddly enough >>150868947

>>150869111
Julian...
Gronk...
Bill...

>>150868998
Steelers D is NOT stopping Tyreek and Tua

kek I know you're all laughin at the phins but this thread is still up
>>150676498
that warms my heart

Would McDaniel make a good OC?

>>150868908
People that care already support a team and most Euros never change sports teams

>>150869131
Suspend him then. If he's playing what is the point of bringing it up on the broadcast?

>tua didn't complete a single non-screen pass
There is no reason he's still starting

>>150869151
He's taped, and gaped

>>150869092
had to go back a couple months but here you go

Tua would be good if he had a stronger arm

>>150869128
Like Indiana the state. Get it?

>>150869151
depends if the HC he's under will go along with his....innovative play designs

>>150869136
ebin

>>150869169
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Championship_of_American_football
We are the USA of europe when it comes to football

Cam Newton's show is just schizophrenic black people noises

Keenum steps into it

>>150869157
He was paid 53m, he plays until he heems himself. Simple as.
>>150869167
I'll give you credit for finding one but that clearly isn't a phins fan. They are somehow talking about winning the division? That is clearly someone who hasn't seen the AFC East beyond webms here. I'm not going to pull some moving goalposts shit here though.

>>150869153
>suspend him
He should get some kind of service medal

>>150869168
No he wouldn't.

>>150869151
He was good on the 9ers
How much of that was shanahan i cannot say

>>150869192
would

>>150869151
Would he be allowed to get away with his illegal motions again?

>>150869151
he's behind the times and trying to run east-west sometimes south on a narrow field where defenders are all fast. the meta is get to the point and be decisive vertically right now. he can't think on his feet either

>>150869172
I used to mule coke from chicago to pittsburgh, if you get pulled over anywhere except Ohio you're retarded, and if you can't outsmart Ohio cops you're super retarded

>>150869151
Legitimately, yeah. Especially if his QB doesn't have a noodle arm.

>>150869192
To be fair, she does have a punchable face

>>150869190
pass is CAUGHT

>>150869157
Sounds like he’s good enough to win a Super Bowl and needs more help

Ban the screen pass

Just got done breaking all 206 bones in Tua's body with a hammer. So he'll be out a while

>>150869148
It isn't funny and I'll be giving stern comments to the moderation staff if this type of harassment continues

>>150869185
You are in the EU but you are not granted the rank of European

>>150869112
now I want to see their OLine
they would probably make me look like prime JJ Watt

>>150869214
DIGGS

>>150869219
>N-n-no you c-cc-can't d-do that

>>150869227
Copium

>>150869197
Would love to see him back with my Niners but I don't think Shanahan would kick Klay Kubiak to the curb after his first season as OC.

>>150868884
I can't, my name is also Fitzpatrick.

>>150869238
Please elaborate.

>>150869242
How is kubiaks kid doing?

>>150869248
No

>dolphins refuse to be complete booty garbage and instead try to stay competitive with the best qb in the league
God dammit tua and this team why would you fight for mcdaniel NOW you assholes...
JUST BE GARBAGE ALREADY

How do other players feel when Caleb slaps their butt and sneaks his finger into their asshole briefly?

>>150868986
you could put together a 53 man roster of the most dysgenic posters on /nfl/ and they'd probably ragdoll every team in that jeet league

>Pooa Niggalova
Just give him more time

>>150869226
Just realized I made a mistake. It's the heaviest OL that's 250 lb (253.5, to be more exact, and it's 3 guys). They have one guy listed as DL/OL, and he's 242.5 lb. Other than him the heaviest DL is 220.5 lb.

we should've known when he was like this in the first shot before the game

>>150868986
For me it's the Hyderabad Skykings

>>150869271
I unironically played D2 safety can I be the defensive jeetraping captain

also I'm afraid Tua shares an affliction with brittany mahomes

Kek are people white knighting Tyreek Hill in here?
They should remind everyone he beat his wife on every play as far as im concerned

>lol the Bills play the cuck song!!!
Fuck you. Mr. Brightside is amazing and a classic for a reason. It's a perfect song.

To think that the Dolphins could have had Herb...

>>150868820 (OP)
It's time for the NFL to step in and do something about the dolphins and other teams that won't do the right thing and dare to disrespect the Buffalo Football Bills.
This is LE ANY GIVEN SUNDAY or "Game of inches". These shit teams need to stop wasting the Buffalo Bills time and injury risk. A formal concession is the only correct and respectful response.
I await one from the aints.

>>150869305
Its a faggot song for faggots

Lived in Buffalo my whole life except college

>>150869299
This is an incel website, they probably wish there was a video of it

>>150869299
i laughed when someone said something before the game about him beating up on mcdaniel. nah mcdaniel is around the same height as him and male so tyreek would be too scared of even stepping to mcdaniel's sissy ass kek
tyreek is an overpaid washed nigger

>>150869305
I hate millennials
t. millennial

>>150869310
Hello, Japan. Did you enjoy the game tonight?

>>150869310
The Saints need to try and injure every Bills player they can

>>150869269
>they shitcan Grier, McDaniel, and Tua
>they manage to replace them with an even worse trio

>>150869315
>tyreek is an overpaid washed nigger

He had 3 3rd down conversions and a TD and went for 100 last week. He's not washed. Maybe not as good as he used to be but it's hard to tell with all the small ball shit the Dolphins do

>>150869336
kek that is the concern, they fire grier, hire in house, fire mcdaniel, hire weaver, fire tua, use ewers and ewers turns out weaker
then you're in an even BETTER spot kek

New rule.
If a franchise goes 10 years without a playoff appearance they get sent to the UFL

>>150869336
How much worse can they even get?

>>150869288
brother you will be Polamalu 2.0 the dravidian destroyer out there

>>150869343
He dropped so many passes tonight, shut your ass up

>>150869343
he is overpaid for his output on a broken shitty dolphins who doesn't need him. Washington, Waddle, and Achane are more than adequate given the line needs and other needs the phins have. Tyreek is a waste of energy.

>>150869293
Ruh-roh

>>150869348
You just know Browns would be the first to go

>>150869369
fraid so

>playcaller calling plays that should have been called 10 years ago is the peak of football intellect
mcdaniels is trash and the nfl would get raped by an outsider that pays zero mind to football old wives tales

>>150869064
>Alabama Brillo Pads

>>150868832
He’s also vastly more elite than mahomo

>>150869348
>>150869379
How many years without a playoff win is acceptable?

how many more losses until tyreek just gets up and leaves in the middle of a game again?

>>150869380
Dammit, Tua. I didnt say for the dog to have you in him.

da bears gonna win sunday and go 1-2

>>150868845
fippy bippy

>>150869320
Funny, because I hate zoomers
t. zoomer

>>150869356
I'm like 95% sure Indians are so unathletic because they can never have steak or cheeseburgers

>>150869389
Or CCG appearances

>>150869350
hire Dave Gettlemen, poach Chip Kelly, and spend 3 first round picks to jump to #1 pick to draft a turbo bust

>>150869407
>the vikings have the 4th longest SB appearance drought
I always forget this

mr brightside reminds me of highschool

>Post YFW grier, mcdaniel, and tua are still with the phins at the end of the season
>I'll start:

>>150869343
Dolphin is perfect for Tyreek. He rather be on a dysfunctional offense where he bails them out in 3rd and long once in a while rather than being an extra shiny cog on a well-rounded well ran offense

>>150869255
Hmm idk what he does exactly under Shanahan

>>150869424
reminds me of da pub. Place where I play pool plays it almost every time I go

>>150869399
I fucking hate everyone and not even in an edgy fml way

You can sit across from your mother or friend of 30 years these days and 60% of the time they'll be doing something on their phone. I'll be sitting alone at a cafe or something and notice every other table is doing this. I don't care it is what it is, but that doesn't mean I hate every last faggot on this earth for doing it

Why did Amazon show that clip of Norwood's wide right miss?

>>150869424
used to be one of the """meme songs""" we would play during our gigs ("Big" local band) in 2008-2011. post-hardcore band. i occasionally reminisce about the scenegirls ofvthat time, great time to be alive. now I work in ICT

>>150869444
this guy is me and i have been telling my wife the same things for many years now.

>>150869444
checked. you need jesus

>>150869469
That cake looks delicious...

>>150869466
I'd usually control music at college parties and it got to the point where whenever someone asked me to play it I'd ask them for $5 and then play something else. Only one guy out of maybe 50 people ever tried making a scene of it which I think proves the point that its a faggot cuck song for faggot cucks

Surely the Billsfags are like 2-3 for posters.

>>150868908
ahead of its time

Dolphins may be 0-3 but at least they can take comfort in this

>>150869504
I'm here everyday.

>>150869521
That's the Blackest man I've seen in my life.
102% African, with a 2% margin of error.

>>150869310
They must sacrifice their tables

>>150869444
You're just autistic. Seek help.

the bills didnt even cover against the dolphins.....
pathetic

I just took a mean tua and I'm feeling awful grier about it.

>>150869444
>I'll be sitting alone at a cafe or something

>>150869521
the energy of a runt-of-the-litter sewer rat that found a shatout mulecondom full of coke outside the airport before developing MS?

>>150869535
Their offense was embarrassing in the 2nd half tb-h

>>150869224
what does that mean

A big "FUCK YOU" to Neal Mohan for disabling streaming privileges on my friend Juniorfan's account. You a such a retarded piece of shit CEO and I hope your fucking ass resigns soon!

>>150869550
it means you are technically on the EU council but you are too close to Russia (Sith Lord) to be considered a white man

>>150869550
He is calling you brown

>>150868841
He's obviously drinking again, he's done. He can't handle the stress and scrutiny. I honestly can't blame him, the team entirely relies on Tua performing well now, a few years back the defense could bail them out but that's not the case anymore apparently. Tua moves so slow now it's almost painful to watch. He rolls out under pressure and it's like he's trying to high step through mud, he turns to right for his dump off pass to the rb and there's absolutely no snap to his motion. Have you ever watched an excavator move? It rotates on it's base at a fixed speed and that's the best way I can describe his motion. It's so fluid in the wrong ways, like pouring cold syrup.

But who won the moral victory?

>>150869570
man shut your bitch ass up anon

>>150869533
you seem a tad overly-defensive about something you supposedly claim isn't a societal plague

>>150869575
phins are spiritually 6-0 after tonight

>>150869575
>moral victory
I hate this phrase like you wouldn't believe

>>150869596
that is because you're a degenerate and belong on a cross

>>150869596
Your post is a spiritual loss lol

>>150869560
>>150869568
guess that's what too much /pol/ does to a human brain

>>150869596
>Carthaginians after the second punic war
>b-but muh moral victory
>entire ethinicity gets slaughtered and raped out of existence

james cook is the best rb in the league and its not even close

Where's the Bahama queer?

>>150869632
Saquon

>>150869578
All I'm saying is that if something doesn't change with Tua the Dolphins and especially their coach are cooked. Maybe Sewers will bring life back to the team after Tua finally gets heemed this season but as of now it looks like they should burn the whole thing to the ground.

>>150869660
MAN SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP ANON

>>150869632
He's good, especially on turf, but a little too small for a feature back and he usually gets dinged up around playoff time.

>>150869660
if mcdaniel is as smart as people say he is, he'll call QB draws until tua gets heemed onto IR so he can put ewers in earlier and save his job

>>150869667
Press L to laugh at Kelce

fuck refs all my homies hate refs

>We've had moral victory yes, but what about actual victory?
>What about an 11+ win season? 10 wins? Maybe just 3? One?
>I wouldn't count on it, Tyreek

>>150868962
I really hate niggers

>>150869701
yea

Why don't they have hot trans cheerleaders

>>150869684
There wasn't even enough possessions in the game to get blown out because the clock got bled out from 50 1 yd passes in the game

>>150869707
name 5 hot trannies for research purposes

>>150869707
>hot
>trans
>cheerleader
You can only pick two

>>150869444
It kills me inside too, anon and I’m just left to sit there feeling like an idiot while either the person I’m with or the entire group is on their godamn phone

is trans bussy really good enough to make you assassinate a man in cold blood

>>150869725
if you were on your phone you wouldn't notice

>>150869715
Lian Dong
Arielle Maxine
Taftaj
Sayuri (brazillian)
Izzy wilde

>>150869729
Perhaps

>>150869707
the panthers got you covered

>>150869108
I used to think the Cheifs could never but honestly, I think we're in the middle of one of the most significant mass psychic events in recent memory. The collective consciousness of all football fans reached critical mass at some point during that blatantly rigged AFCCG and 100 million people thought, in unison, "FUCK this team."

And since then they have, in fact, been fucked. Hilarious, utterly humiliating super bowl loss. Rice suspended. Worthy injured by Kelce. Heemed by the fucking Chorgers week 1. Done dirty at home by the same team that blew them out in the super bowl as Kelce turned a touchdown pass into an interception. Taylor Swift hiding behind screens so no one could see her alcoholic rage face. It's all fallen apart so quickly. This is not luck. It's karmic justice. They deserve an infinite amount of humiliation. 0-17 is still too good for them

>>150869684
>Throw it, Tua! Throw it to the open receiver!
>....no >:)

is it time to admit zesty black coaches aren't acceptable in the league?

Who is his next team?

>>150869774
A team of other used car salesmen in Ft. Lauderdale

>>150869757
> No way, the open receiver is more than 30 yd away

>>150869192
If you date a man with a neck tattoo you should automatically forfeit any right to complain about DV because you're more or less asking for it at that point. You knew what he was and you singed up for the ride anyway. So pay the toll and stfu

Allen is Varsity. mutthomes is the JV scout team.

>>150869757
YOU

SHALL NOT

PASS!!!!
>McDaniels, NOOO


aaand the score is now 21 Giants, Dolphins 0

>>150869790
Coward

can somebody post the webm of the chiefs cucklord saying he'd give his wife a hall pass to fuck mike mcdaniel

>>150869397
Da Bears gonna lose Sunday and Gayleb gets benched for Bagent. Ben Johnson knows he needs a white qb.

>>150869771
Imagine you're a NFL player and this fag tells you his ideas and what it takes to win. Now, you're 0-3, with nothing spectacular to write home about record wise the past few years. How long until you shove this asshole in a locker and demand a real man as a leader?

My Bears are shit

>>150869802
Some of these "athletes" prefer it, they've had actual coaches in high school and university so they like having the fun guy they can just ignore and walk over while they get paid millions.

>>150869781
this tbdesu

Its like trying to date a chick with a septum piercing then wondering why she keeps fucking random guys off instagram. You should just go into it assuming its gonna be an open relationship

>>150869798
nevermind i found it

>>150869774
vikings

My Raidies are shit

Shame that Tua is getting all the heat as if the flag on the punt wasnt the actual game.

>>150869781
vice versa if you date a "woman" with a paw print tattoo anywhere on her especially cat paw on titty.

>>150869826
it is almost like tua is the guy being paid 212 million who threw the int after that. Don't worry, media will be making that excuse all week.

>>150869819
these people legitimately need a .50 cal to the temple

>>150869832
is he going to spike that baby in the endzone

>>150869801
Caleb doesn't play defense. Poles is so shitty at drafting defenders they have zero depth, Jaylon Johnson, Gordon and Edwards being out absolutely ruins the D. I'm still pissed at Poles for trading Roquan Smith and then paying Terrell Edmunds mid ass.

>>150869838
no he's gonna throw it into the stands

>>150869828
>woman with any tattoo
>woman over 17

>>150869846
kek what a goof
>>150869847
i'm saying for DV reasons. If you see a bitch with a cat paw print on her titty she will 100% bite you.

>>150869846
>>150869846
no 50 trying to catch goff is hilarious

>>150869828
>julia bond
>kyler quinn
sigh....brb...

>>150869852
you can't get arrested for DV if you keep her caged in basement

>>150869831
Defense failed miserably, Cook was averaging 10yd per carry at one point. Guarantee you they win this game if that flag never happened.

>>150869846
>some asshole holding $19 nachos just got drilled in the face
kek

>>150869790
just play baseball if you're a lefty that can throw
easy money as a platoon reliever

>>150869862
Guarantee you Tua would tua it up anyhow.

I don't even understand why blacks get tattoos. You can't even see them

I don't understand why blacks try to act human

what's their endgame?

>>150869872
cultural appropriation of the Mayan and Incan civilizations.

the nfl needs a guy like steph curry
i dont even know what i mean but they do

>>150869881
patrick mahomes

Pooa had a cte moment

Dolphin status?

Mike Tomlin is the modern Marvin Lewis

>>150869938
Turned into sushi

>>150869944
Nah thats you.

>>150869938
Worst team in the league

>>150869951
but the chiefs exist.

>>150869938
Those Jests won't know what hit em.

>>150869938
Stuck in The Cove

How do I block someone on this site?

>>150869826
i do blame sieler like 95% for the L, especially because that defense is pure ass in general

but pooa being overpaid dogshit isn't ever going away anyway, if he gets paid like geno smith instead maybe that defense wouldn't be quite so ass and/or maybe he'd have better pass pro

>>150869993
You need to buy a pass first

>Log on to /nfl/ after my Bills beat the Dolphins :P
>It’s just the Kiwi ranting about the Chiefs still
>Log off /nfl/

>>150869993
PM'd you the instructions

>>150869993
you're here forever faggot nigger bitch coward you can't hide from us

>>150869938
the buffalo gores the dolphin

Who do people celebrate Josh Allen so much when he has won nothing?

>>150870011
Since I can’t find the button: I declare that you’re blocked.

>>150869972
I almost had sex like this once buy I was the one setting outside the water. The girl jumped out of the water and the stupid bitch couldn't pull my dick out. She kept trying to pull my dick through piss hole like I was wearing boxers but I was wearing swim trunks so there wasn't a dick hole. She did kind of smell similar to a dolphin, fishy.

>>150870017
unblocked myself
plonked you stink as

>>150870016
He's white

>>150870016
He’s white and the two other top 3 qbs are black
That’s fundamentally it, it’s just the age old white hope

>>150869864
Some fuck in poverty seating get gifted the TD gameball

>>150870021
>>150870022
>he's white
kek what is this cope?

>>150870016
ONLY QB IN NFL HISTORY (to repeatedly shit the bed with a really stacked team)

>LaMeme seeks to correct the record on this

>>150870032
based

>>150870029
That’s what it is, he’s a handsome white guy. Mahomes and Lamar are ugly and black, even people who think they’re not racist will subconsciously find themselves coming up with reasons why actually Allen is the best of them all. I’m not saying while feeling any type of way, it’s just the way it is. If Allen looked like Geno Smith nobody would rate him higher than Mahomes or Lamar

>>150870043
Anon... Allen is the best qb in the league right now but he's black. He's a black man.

0-3 club is gonna be full of black QBs this year

>>150870059
If you want us to claim him we will :3

TUSH PUSH
WE WIN
TUSH PUSH
WE WIN
TUSH PUSH
WE WIN
TUSH PUSH
WE WIN
TUSH PUSH
WE WIN
TUSH PUSH
WE WIN
TUSH PUSH
WE WIN
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GAME OVER

>>150870043
> Mahomes and Lamar are ugly and black

I don't think even Mahomes knows what race Mahomes is.

>>150868820 (OP)
The Bills are so much better than the queefs it's insane

>>150870069
His race is “Mahomes”

>>150869996
>>150870036
That's my QB

Look what you did Tua. Hope you're proud of yourself

>>150870061
coconut isn't black but josh allen is 3-0

>>150870082
I want to sadfuck her damn you tua

>>150868841
Hes a football nerd same with Johnson same with Cohen. Theyll all be OCs again in 4 years.

always funny when a team is getting blown out and some player makes some routine play and then puts his faggot finger up to his mouth and taunts the crowd because he knows he is bitch-made and would penalized for taunting his opponents in this soft-ass league.

>>150870076
*Mahominid

>>150870114
Coward

>>150870094
nerds should not be head coaches. all the best coaches on the most successful teams are traditional coaches. only exception is mcvay

>>150869938
FIN-ished.

>>150870117
1993.

>>150870131
1992.

Dem Boyz are gonna rekt the bears

>>150870174
>team that should be in the NFCCG based on reputation, roster profile and talking head cocksucking is going to beat a shitter that will be in the dumpster of it's division for the foreseeable future.
Wow. Hot take, pablo.

I think you guys just like typing out nfccg and afccg at this point.

>>150870275
Coping already huh

>>150870303
No. Just hate them. Go back.

>>150870342
And there’s the seethe kek
Plonked

>>150870358
>s-seethe
Yawn.

Caleb is a bust

>>150870376
many are saying this

>>150870367
*pees on you*
KWAB

Anyway how come the bears always pick busts?

Charlie Kirk deserved it and John Mara is a wrinkled old faggot

>>150870497
You're not wrong

easy 8-0

>>150870497
Coach 'Crackpipe' McDaniels here and I approve this message. I've seen pussy and ass gush red, but never seen a bitch bleed from their neck before. Kinda sus if you ask me. No cap

>>150870557
Just go to bed, Mike.

What is this phenotype?

>>150870376
*busts on your roster* uwu
*rawr* did I scare you baby?

>>150870587
Fired bender

>>150870557
This actually kinda sounds like something he would say half-ironically to some black bama kids at the combine

How can blacks like Tyreek smell bad if they got those big wide monkey noses??

>>150870537
you can count 9-0 bro my chiefs are tanking

>>150870773
They're included in that 8-0.

>>150870537
Week 5 trap game filled with razorblades

I’ve had enough of the racism in this general.
*spanks your bottoms*

The ravens are so cool

blacked

It's funny how the Chiefs start 0-2 with noticable offensive struggles and the media says shit like
>The Chiefs will rebound, but the only question is when
But another team WINS whole the offense struggles and it's
>Is this sustainable? Is total collapse inevitable?

>>150870971
Tyreek and OBJ will be on the queefs by next month, they'll finish the season 11-6 and go to the owl. It's all so predictable.

I love gambling so much

>>150871013
I hope you lose your house you fucking degenerate

>>150871022
Well I only bet $10 on the game last night and make $20. I used the winnings to get myself some McDonald’s breakfast.

>>150871013
Based

I can't decide if Kyler is more retarded for owning a shitbull or posting this image.

>>150871105
Just kidding - he's definitely more retarded for owning a shitbull.

to win games you have to win the game
good morning btw

>1
Playmaker number
>2
Star RB/DB number
>3
DB number
>4
Kicker number
>5
Unsure, but feels like QB only
>6
Wide open because Baker/Devonta/Cutler are top 3 Al the number
>7
Superstar number
>8
Playmaker number
>9
Kicker number
>0
Meme number

what emotion is tyreek trying to convey here?

>>150871170
He's wondering why he keeps hearing a chirping sound at home.

>>150870971
Because the Chiefs have done this before tard, other teams haven’t. When they went 9-5 and got destroyed by the Broncos and Raiders people were saying all the same things, they had no chance in the playoffs if they could even make it, 49ers, Ravens and Bills are the best teams in the league and to even talk about the Chiefs competing them with them was a joke. Then they went through the hardest playoffs in NFL history and ended with a ring.

>>150871215
Surefire 1st ballots are Fitzgerald, Brees and Edelman. I think that’s it from that list

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO SACRIFICE?

>>150871170
>shieeet dawg I gotta gets off the mofucking team foreal McDaniel retarded

>>150871170
>Is bo jangles still open?

>>150871243
Edelman isn't close to a first ballot

>>150869846
Scared tactic

>>150871386
He is and he will be. He’s won multiple rings as Brady’s most valuable receiver

Also, shut your mouth you stupid foreign faggot, I tell you what’s what around here

i hate this retard

>>150871490
that was the center's fault you dumbass

really makes you think

>>150871181
XD

>>150871554
One of these things is not like the others.
One of these things just doesn't belong.

>>150871554
fun story bro

>>150871386
He's one of the chosen people, you are right but don't be surprised

>>150871495
It's insane that there are three separate ties in that.

Does McDaniel get a pink slip today?

>>150871733
No.
He should though

>>150871797
Ross is probably too busy with other things to care.

>>150871554
>6-7 with 8 figure income pulls tail
flabbergasted

>>150871637
wtf is she balding?

gm

>>150871733
Probably not. Why bother trying to salvaging this season with a fraud coach and a bust QB? Might as well just tank, fire them both in the offseason, and build for next year.

Flores was right.

>>150871978
RIP Cryami.

Hello /nfl/, are the Dolphins really so shit? They didnt look THAT much worse yesterday
>t. still dont know ball

>>150871900
Get yourself checked for autism. That webm is implying that once a player starts dating a "baddie," they start making great plays. Then it shows Kelce botching a catch when he started dating Taylor Swift, thus implying she is not a baddie.

>>150871923
Nop

>>150872065
My bad waking up at normalfag hours isn't my forte

>>150872065
A 35yo woman cant compete with generic plastic surgery bimbos in their 20s whoa

>>150872037
An 0-3 start in the NFL is a defcon 1 level disaster. Teams in the same division play each other twice a year, which tends to give bad teams a better chance to win in games against much better inner-division foes. Division games are usually competitive no matter who plays who.

>>150872065
Allen and Herbert haven’t done shit in the postseason.

>>150872065
When Kelce was banging big butt black women he was the best TE ever.

>>150872104
I get it. But I mean only the interception actually threw the game yesterday no?

>>150872132
I’d say the interception was the dagger

>>150872037
They’re 0-2 in the AFCE, 0-3 in the AFC. They’re fucked.

Morning, Spee
LETS GO BANGLES
LETS GO JB6

>>150872130
Not really. Gronk was the greatest TE ever back when he had a gay serial killer for a backup.

>>150872179
>screenshot
Tf

>>150872037
I think the problem is on the culture around the team

Life is too good in miami and their coach is a soi boy otherwise they have a good team on paper

>>150872188
I screenshot because my photos are too big for /sp/
Here you go at a lower resolution

>>150872179
>>150872243
pretty view

>>150872240
They drove out Flores and Fangio, they just want to party in Miami.

>>150872285
>Fangio
they didn't drive him out. philly had an opening so he left for them

>>150872179
Fuck cincy, fuck browning and fuck burrow

reminder: the nfl officially CONFIMED the iggles were CHEATING

my mom is making me go to my 12 year old cousin's birthday party tomorrow and making me pick out a gift for him.

what the fuck are the kids into nowadays?

>>150872331
Nothing can stop us now

>>150872348
Buy him a PSN card

>>150872348
If hes into sports a jersey from his fav team

Or hand him an envelope with money like a mafioso

>>150872354
>queefs have a 0-7 record at Metlife against the Giants
lel

>>150872385
historical performance is not necessarily indicative of future results

>>150872385
I did not know that

>>150872348
>my mom is making me
Bro you should know best what kids are into these days.

>>150872385
Chef Russ gonna cook

>>150872392
I drew a Tarot card for the queefs and trust me bro... its over.

>>150872392
The genny is doing semen retention to ensure the queefs lose SNF

>>150872607
Based

This russian guy wants to sue me for raising the rent 20% (max by law here) kek

>>150872883
Russians are despicable

>>150872883
okay but why'd you raise the rent you piece of shit

Good morning /nfl/
Go Bills !

>>150872331
R-refball bros?

>It would cost the Dolphins $79.2 million in dead cap space to cut Tagovailoa right now

>Tagovailoa signed a four-year, $212 million contract extension in the summer of 2024

The single most expensive failure in NFL history.

>>150872277
HUSBANDOOOOOOO

>>150873062
Still Jalen Squirts

>>150873062
Ayo holup

>>150872883
That's not a Russian guy that's Detroit quarterback Jared Goof

>>150873042
We've been talking about new penalties for next season. Chimping and Nigging have been on the table for years and negro fatigue has finally gotten bad enough that they've been passed by the Line Judge Commission. So we just need a 2/3 majority vote in the Umpire Covenant and the game will be a lot whiter just you wait.

Seems like the Packers are the only contenders

>>150873291
with 2 minutes left and the game on the line, i just don't have faith in jordan love marching down the field and scoring a TD

i'm completely unsurprised the fins lost, but i also no longer have them as my frontrunners for going 0-17. that distinction now belongs to the panthers of carolina

>>150872979
Im actually just trying to catch up with the current market price for similar apartments in the area, hes been getting a discount for 2 years now. I understand its shitty but hes got 3 months to decide

Also hes done some damage in the apartment so id be okay with him leaving

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

>>150873291
>goof without johnson and glenn
>commies on the road on TNF
not impressive

.

Can the titans hurry up and develop a corner? My eagles need a replacement for adoree jackson ASAP

>>150873291
The Eagles will beat them convincingly

>>150873358
nobody is going 0-17

>>150873385
>when he remembers his last name is turndaballova

>>150873408
probably right, but tracking how far winless seasons go is the only entertainment i get out of shit teams

I dont understand why arent veteran good RBs stuck in mid teams forcing a trade to the Chiefs. The perfect opportunity to ring chase

>>150873453
>veteran good RBs stuck in mid teams
Like who?

>>150873485
Zeke

>>150873485
Kamara would be a good fit for them

>>150873453
I thought Pacheco was the best in the league and getting him back healthy meant the Chiefs would steamroll all competition

>>150873485
Tony pollard, kamara, ekeler (injured now ik), joe mixon

>>150869271
shut the fuck up, asshat

Our Joshie :)

Guys it's week 3. I want to remind you what's the current, defending Super Bowl champions looks like through 3 weeks last year. They lost to the Atlanta falcons, and they barely squeaked by the New Orleans saints, who themselves look like unstoppable juggernauts through two weeks

>>150873585
SAAR

>>150873512
I thought pacheco's problem was his leg injury but its much worse its his brain

>>150873512
Hasn't been the same after he snapped his shit up.

>>150869401
>unathletic
brother where are you getting this false notion? India plays soccer, cricket, and rugby which are duration sport. This therefore makes the Indian people stronger and more better trained than americans

Someone make a new thread while I get the coffee started.

>>150868986
imagine how much fucking cheating goes on in this league

>>150873646
ok jeet

>>150873651
>c*ffee

trip on BK

>>150873550
>pollard
He sucks
>kamara
Contract makes him untradable
>ekeler
You said it yourself, plus the 'ders are contenders
>mixon
The Texans think they're contenders

>>150873775
>>150873775
>>150873775