Thread 151499835

Faggots:
>Soccer
>Baseball
>Hockey
>Tennis (Pickleball, Badminton, etc.)
>Running/Biking
>Golf

Acceptable Sports:
>Football
>Basketball
>Surfing/Skating

Actually Cool:
>MMA
>Boxing
>Kickboxing/Muay Thai

Can you really call yourself a fan if you don't play the sport tho?

>>151499835 (OP)
They're all faggots honestly. I like sports but take a step back and you'll see it's keeping up with the Kardashians for men. Shouting at the TV, thinking the ref is rigged against you etc

>>151499835 (OP)
>FUCK YOU!
>FUCK YOU!
>FUCK YOU!!!!

>>151499955
You dont 'play' combat sports buddy, fighting isn't a game.

>>151499979
I'm strongly considering your point. Perhaps this will be reflected on the next update. Clearly hockey doesn't belong with soccer but man, every hockey fan I knew IRL was a fat douchebag.

>>151499981
>no answer
such a fan response lol

>>151499835 (OP)
>>Surfing/Skating
2/10 bait

I envy people who eatch cycling and rowing and admire the scenery besides cheering. Wish I was like that

>>151499835 (OP)
i'm gay (15cm, uncut) and i LOVE football

but, i only top (15cm, uncut)

>>151500017
Moreso talking about downhill longboarding and street skating. Even this shit is still infinitely cooler than whatever faggots sport you enjoy.

>>151499978
True

>>151500011
Didn't realize you actually wanted a serious answer to whether or not somebody can be a fan of sports they are not actively participating in? The answer would be 'yes, of course' and then a follow up question of 'are you retarded?'

>>151499835 (OP)
I'm a faggot and I only like the sports in the Acceptable category

>>151500119
>are you retarded
we don't use the r word here, you cunt

>>151500133
>>151500084
Nothing wrong with being gay in big 2025 my friend.

i krautpologize for calling that fat whore above a 'cunt'

won't happen again

(full disclosure: might happen again)

>>151499835 (OP)
Faggot bullshit for subhuman niggers
>everything you like
Superior chad alpha god patrician taste
>everything I like

Thank you for your attention

>>151500166
ur a good man, little burgerbro

>>151500167
It's okay, I know you would look down at your feet and mumble in real life so I'm not worried about it.

>>151500177
yes i am kinda shy and i spill my spaghetti all the time but i get cheeky when i have warmed up to someone

>>151500174
Ive been told that I am a great guy, even.

>>151499835 (OP)
MMA "fans" are always cringe as fuck walking around in TapOut gear. More trailer trash than turnleft fans.

>>151499981
hey it's that guy that cant quit staring at the Gooby's meat

Woah, we got a tough guy here, wow
>MMA and kickboxing
loooooool

>>151500188
I read you like a book. Not that there is anything wrong with that of course. You're a rational person of sound intellect and consistent conviction. Do not apologize for being yourself.

>>151500212
>I read you like a book
you could also check me out like one

>>151500192
>>151500206
If you're upset about something I suggest trying to formulate legitimate rebuttles rather than lashing out like this and embarrassing yourself.

>no lacrosse
shit list

>>151500239
Goes with net and stick sports dumbass. Learn to read.

>>151500239
learn to read u whore

lacrosse isn't in the list fagtard

>>151500269
Goes with net and stick sports you braindead fucking moron.

he refuses to learn to read
there is no saving him
i cannot save him

>>151500278
there was no option listed for "net and stick sports"

>>151499835 (OP)
>Faggots:
>Baseball
shut up zoomer

>>151500278
bodied that freak

>>151500290
he's right you know

>>151500279
Perhaps we need a way to resolve our issues with those who cannot seem to be corrected? Some sort of failsafe solution, a final solution if you will.

op here, i suck cocks and thats why i forgot that lacrosse (which is the best sport) should have been in the list. sorry guys

>>151500285
Tennis, badminton, etc.

Etc meaning and other similar things falling into that same category which I did not individually list.

>>151500303
no swingo en esse direcion

lacrosse is not similar to tennis

>>151500313
Lacrosse is gay and my school were national champs and my friends played lacrosse. Still a dogshit made up bullshit sport buddy, sorry you had to find out this way but you're going balls deep defending some shit you aren't even good at, take a lap and cool off.

>>151500340
i'm good at lacrosse though

>MMA fans
>Cool
lmao

>>151500353
Apparently not that good or you woulda played for my school and actually won.

lacrosse? more like lacrossdressing

>>151500192
>>151500360
Small but crucial distinction here is that I never said all MMA fans were cool, I said that it's respectable or cool to be a fan of MMA. Squares are rectangles but rectangles are not necessarily squares, if you understand the comparison.

>>151500376
Lmao, destroyed that tranny freak.

>>151500407
ahahaha anon it's good to laugh :D

>>151499835 (OP)
Volleyball is actually cool

>>151500330
For the purposes of this exercise they are though, in the sense they're both for faggots.

Soccer poofs are embarrassing

>>151500423
Women's sport though, would require an entirely different scoring system. Women's volleyball, women's tennis, hell even women's running/swimming would all probably belong on acceptable tier.

soccer belongs in its own tier
its literally gayer than two men having sex with each other

>>151500452
It really does, it really really does. And WHY do soccer fags need to have so many different threads up all the time to discuss the most shitty, boring sport ever? Do they make a new thread every goal or something ffs

>>151499835 (OP)
>MMA fans
>actually cool
Have you ever actually met an MMA fan before?

>>151500500
Next time you visit from reddit please try to read threads before posting.

>>151499835 (OP)
>acceptable
>football fans
Most football fans are boomers with chronic inflammation from eating fast food who sacrifice their addict children’s future for their own cushy comfort.

>>151500529
Be that as it may, enjoying watching football does not directly cause one to be an obese boomer with chronic inflammation from fast food who sacrifice their addict children's future for one's own cushy comfort. It's correlation not causation.

>>151500520
>you sound just like the people I argue with on the other website that I post on regularly
You sure know a lot about other websites that I don’t go to. But have you ever met an MMA fan IRL?

>>151500552
You are jumping to a lot of conclusions here based on absolutely nothing. How do you reckon that I know a lot about other websites? Not sure I can continue this discussion until I learn if you are arguing in bad faith or simply very stupid.

F1 isn't even on this list.

>>151499835 (OP)
where is crabcock?

americans online make me think of that galapagos syndrome thing in japan. they really can't handle reality outside their bubble

i like wwe :3

>>151500770
F(emale)1 is a foidslop gossip sport

>>151499835 (OP)
t. homosexual in denial

>>151501175
If you think there is anything gay about fighting just because you can see two dudes wearing tight clothes then I have bad news for you pal.

>>151501017
think that's going for everyone at this rate

>>151500084
Very german post

>>151499835 (OP)
>Acceptable Sports:
>>Basketball

>>151499955
Yes.

>>151499955
>Can you really call yourself a fan if you don't play the sport tho?

>>151499835 (OP)

Every person I’ve known to participate in martial arts, with the exception of boxing, has been an erratic weirdo with a massive inferiority complex.

>>151499979
A real Nordiques fan would never root for Montreal

>>151499835 (OP)
No I got a better list:
Faggots:
>OP

>>151499835 (OP)
Where are we, chess and Gary Kasparov fans?

>>151500173
If I like the same things as you, does that make you a subhuman chad alpha god nigger?

>>151505651
i'm not german i'm bavarian

>>151499955
Can you listen to music if you don't compose it yourself?

>>151512881
>I'm not an ape, I'm a chimpanzee.

>>151513835
you know how they say sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me?

they lied

>>151499835 (OP)
>only black ppl sports are cool
>homoerotic grappling is totally not for faggots
okay, Jerome.

>>151513844
Just because you know you can't compete doesn't make the sport any worse white boy. Cope

>>151513839
It's okay Hans I actually think Bavaria is great

>>151513862
Please visit Bavaria, we love you and we need you!

>>151513914
I really might zip over to Munich after Switzerland and Milan when I'm in Europe next year. My wife wants to go to Paris but fuck that.

>>151513988
that's where i'm from! i'm from there!! i'm from munich!!!

>>151500579
Kettle meet pot.

>>151514035
I guess we'll have to agree to disagree then.

>>151514035
>Kettle meet pot
what happens when they meet?

>>151514041
It's an analogy, where they both resemble cookware of similar purpose. Uses colloquially to reference hypocrisy.

>>151514053
the lack of sexual innuendo in that metaphor disappoints me

>>151513858
>See the jogger slams into the other jogger, but it's okay, they're naturally retarded
if that's cool for you, cool. You can just watch white guys do it in the NHL and then actually fight each other.

>>151514087
Yeah I guess dude whatever, who cares?

>>151513914
nett hier

>>151514226
:D

>>151514230
That's the one :)

>>151514236
it's not bavaria tho, it's our neighboring state :D
but i love how the marketing went viral

>>151514238
>it's our neighbouring state
I know that lol
>marketing went viral
Yah ive been seeing thoes all around canada, its funny as fuck

>>151514254
do you think we'll find that sticker when the first human sets foot on mars

>>151514261
I think there is a high chance. And if their isn't one, we must sick one there for future travellers!

Ive been to bavaria and baden wurttemberg. I really enjoyed myself in both places, would recommend desu

>>151514279
plz come back some day

>>151514302
thank you
i want to move there desu

>>151513914
went to munchen earlier this year and ate a schweinshaxe

you bavarians are alright

>>151514731
>>151514314
I LOVE YOU

Cool thread

>>151514853
Thanks, OP and I put our heart in it

>>151514731
>Munich
"""Bavaria"""

>>151514939
Jelly? :^)

>>151499835 (OP)
>Actually Cool:
>>MMA
>>Boxing
>>Kickboxing/Muay Thai

hal super gay tiers

>>151499835 (OP)
>go to any fighting gym
>it's 80% women and 20% søybøys
>go to a football stadium
>actual thugs that enjoy fighting

>>151514939
they wore the funny leather pants and had squared white/blue flags, that's bavaria according to my books

Alcoholic sports like snooker and darts are the real chad shit

>>151499835 (OP)
>t.

SEX

>>151500142
This fuckin retard. no verification required

>>151517916
ur UGLY!!!!!!

Why do MMA fags feel the need to talk about their cool and hardcore manly hobby at all times? They shoehorn it into every conversation
>Yeah we can hang out but not on thursday because there I have BRAZILIAN JIU JITSU
>hey guys whats a good running routine? I can run 2 times a week and want it to complement my BRAZILIAN JIU JITSU
>Yeah that deadline is kinda hard to meet but you know what helped me mentally? BRAZILIAN JIU JITSU
Fucking pick me girls. No other sports does that. I think its because weak and lame rizzless men are drawn to it, the type that got bullied in school. Your hobby is gay and youre still a loser.

>>151518791
>Fucking pick me girls
what

>>151518815
You know what I mean.
>uuuh Im sooooo special with my hardcore hecking fighter ethos hobby where I hug men tight in a comfy climatized rubber cell of a gym

no one gives a fuck about american "sports", go get shot cowboy

>>151499835 (OP)
Merican flag opinion discarded Lol retard

>>151499835 (OP)
>Gay nigger orgies
Just say you're gay.

Some fat drunk idiot wearing a tap out shirt thinking hes tough because he watches other men fight isnt cool actually

>>151499835 (OP)
Watching any sport in any regular frequency makes you a faggot.

>>151513735
Yes but if you're a "fan" of some band then you're also a faggot.

>>151530860
Does breathing oxygen make you a faggot? Are you the leading authority on what mundane and benign activity or interest makes you a "faggot"? Honestly, you not killing yourself makes you a faggot. That's unforgivable, per your outlook on life.
As such, how about you go and rectify that and anhero brutally? I'd say, for a manly man such as yourself, throwing yourself into a woodchipper is the most dignified way to go. I mean, that's all that matters, right?
Then we can all be spared from your faggotry and asinine terminally online insanity. Fucking cunt.

>>151499981
Sounds like you are both the pussy and the faggot.

DANYA WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU

Most Football fans are gay