Thread 151533058

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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
209

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
220 (219 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings:
PIA: 346 (+10)
NOR: 332 (+18)
VER: 306 (+25)
RUS: 252 (+8)
LEC: 192 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings:
McLaren Mercedes: 678 (+28)
Mercedes: 341 (+8)
Ferrari: 334 (+27)
Red Bull RBPT: 331 (+31)
Williams Mercedes: 111 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
NOR: 1153.59 (+61.35)
HAM: 1134.20 (+60.87)
TSU: 1057.86 (+34.78)

>News:
Drivers’ Championship is ‘in our hands’ – Stella
Watching Verstappen is ‘history in the making’ – Mekies
George Russell laments what F1 has become: "It's a race to Turn 1"
McLaren to review Piastri's disappointing COTA pace
Alpine ‘disappointed’ in Colapinto for ignoring team order
Jenson Button warns "confidence is with Lando Norris, negativity is more with Oscar Piastri'
Max Verstappen: Anyone predicting my F1 2025 turnaround would've been an "idiot"
Lewis Hamilton: US GP confirmed “there’s still more potential to unlock in the SF-25”
Zak Brown applauded by fans for Nico Hulkenberg moment after cutting US GP sprint comments
McLaren won’t bring more upgrades to counter growing Max Verstappen F1 championship threat
Oliver Bearman: Yuki Tsunoda drove ‘against image we should project to kids’ in F1 US GP
Oscar Piastri vows he remains F1 title favourite despite lean run

doing some really bad stinky farts. i sound like a blown diffuser f1 car

the only fr*nch people I like are Mekies and the 'good morning lads' lad. oh and eva agreen

gimi

gimi

edd

why have you done this franco?

Mexico next, but where in world is Checo?

AMD AMX LFG

>>151533058 (OP)
uhm... maxsisters

>>151533058 (OP)
>George Russell laments what F1 has become: "It's a race to Turn 1"
he's losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team

I'm gooning like a complete braindead degen to Mexican pornstars such as Sativa Rose right now, in honour of the upcoming FORMULA 1 GRAN PREMIO DE LA CIUDAD DE MEXICO 2025.

>>151533200
Nothing wrong with being mamas boy

>>151533210
He is right though, F1 has turned to shit. They really need to make the cars smaller

Jared Lawson

>>151533212
https://pornolab.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2609999

https://pornolab.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2741125

here lemme help you out, Sexmex.xxx complete siterip.

f1 related because Sergio Perez future cadillac driver is mexican and had sex with half of the performers

>>151533209
Just imagine her riding a big vibrating machine

I am the black wizards

Max will win btw

yall niggas be delusional
norris finna win this shi

>>151533267
Wrong

yuki would never

>>151533298
>cutfags

>>151533267
If Argentinians we're relevant enough to have a derogatory slur I'd call you it, but I'll just go with plain ol' spic for now.

>>151533315
>no peraltada in 2025
it's over.

>>151533313
sudaca is close enough

>if max wins, and Lando dnfs again, Lando will be one point ahead of max
>coming out of the "summer break" the points gap between the two was 88 points
>McLaren thinks they're just fine, and don't have to do anything other than have Lando finish better (they don't care about Piastri)

>>151533308
Yeah, he will never run 3 wide into any T1 for the lead of the race.

>>151533171
Driving around a test track somewhere in another team's old car so GM- I mean Chev- I mean Cadillac can try & learn how the fuck to run a team.
I understand the pit stop practices have gone very poorly, including injuries caused because the ex-NASCAR crew members can't learn to stop throwing the wheel guns back toward the garage.

>>151533313
>Had a literally nigger as president

>>151533361
Yuki will never be in position to make a move for the lead of any race

>>151533376
A Trump fanboy tanking your economy is no better.

>>151533323
All part of (((their))) plan.
>ITT people think I'm joking but I'm not

>>151533385
better than being pozzed in the head

>>151533335
Isn't it?

>>151533393
DOTD merchant

>>151533400
Shut the fuck up we're annexing you syrup guzzlers soon.

>>151533385
well, he's a something of a jew
He was born inspired by U.S. leaders from a young age, and his greatest wish is to become jewish.

was there ever a bigger KWAB moment for a driver at their home GP than checo's crash at the first turn in 2023?

*wins*

>>151533379
Only because the team will never allow him to.

>>151533058 (OP)
Reminder.
I need to get some mileage out of this chart before Sir Lewis invalidates it next weekend by raising his record to 20.

>>151533418
>AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
>WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE

He's gonna do it.

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>151533483
who what

>>151533480
why is every other person in that pic an indian

>>151533480
THEY'RE BROWN!
THEY'RE INVADED!
THEY'RE CONQUERED!
THYE'RE JEETED!

>>151533480
You can't suffer in Canada

>>151533385
You should go back.

>>151533243
In her Bavaria hometown, Sophia is often nicknamed “the village bike”.[5]
>t. Wikipedia

>>151533480
she's chinese btw i know because she's my gf

WAG Update Special in 2 days.

Topic: a deep dive into the Wikifeet articles for Wags, ex-wags, F1 tv hosts (female), and racer girls

>>151533494
Unironically a globalist plot funded by blackrock to increase the nation's population by triple before the end of the century.
>>151533521
I know, I could have sworn I had the pic of her saying she's Chinese but I lost it somehow.

>>151533440
There was no US grand prix in 1993 for Michael Andretti.

>>151533541
grim

>>151533308
>yuki would never
>Probably the most bizarre active trend in Formula One - In all four Mexican Grand Prix’s Yuki Tsunoda has partaken in his car has been sent slightly airborne due to a collision with his right rear tyre.

>yuki can't help max cuz he can't even get into q3

who says ps3 is getting into q3?

>>151533541
Imagine the GDP

>>151533461
he's just not good

how many races in 2026 until checo is permanently cucked out of formula 1?

>>151533600
>Imagine
Given it's been going down we'll certainly need to.

>Helmut Marko: We still have something up our sleeve
what could it be

>>151533625
He's either going to make it like two races, or he'll be a permanent midfielder like hulk that won't go away until he retires.

mexico next

>>151533643
a twink fraud, most likely

>>151533643
improved tape removal technique

>>151533643
Smoke grenades.

>>151533643
Jet thruster, disguised as a new exhaust.

>>151533643
A can of spray paint to blend the tape with the wall's color

>>151533643
Booster seat for Yuki.

This thread is legit full of terrible people.

>>151533643
yuki finally gets the right seat for him and immediately starts racing max for wins

>>151533727
>This thread is legit full of terrible people.
Good.

>>151533727
it's mostly medshitters who don't want peeasstri to lose to norris, obviously I don't expect redditors to be familiar with medshitter theory

>>151533727
>"this thread is legit full of terrible people"
It is reddit, yes.

max derangement syndrome

>>151533727
>Even worse, the Dutch
Delicious seethe

Hmmm

.

>>151533727
>dutch
>poepele

Iklachmegataf

>>151533643
Yeah it's over for 2026

>>151533727
Hot take: the Dutch accent sounds cute on women.

>>151533892
Max is sitting it out to let a driver get their mandated f1 seat time. Is Piastri doing the same, or just not showing up?

>>151533200
you think max's mom would give me a chance? being attracted to brazilians is in her genes.

>>151533939
My favorite accent is "thick but still understandable" Irish.

outstanding edd

+20 seconds to greggs black friday

>>151533361
>>151533379
I'm starting to see Yuki derangement syndrome starting to develop.

We love Yuki here in /f1/.

five second penalty to ocon xD

>>151534029
give it a go. worst she can do is say no

>>151533212
Do recommend amateur

F1 related because there are a lot of aspiring amateurs

>>151533727
But all of this is pretty much anglos seething because they are used to united statesian fake positivity or br*tish pussyfooting around. They cannot handle any other communication style, least of all Dutch tactless directness.

>>151534064
ew

>>151533943
Why can't they let the rookieshitter drive tsunoda's car instead?

>>151533771
>medshitter theory
your ramblings on a burmese basket weaving forum do not constitute a theory

>>151534053
Good, French "people" deserve to suffer

>>151534137
calm down

>>151533601
Oh look, the car that didn't, in fact, have all the upgrades Max's car had and wasn't set up properly.
Try again.

>>151534160
hwhat about french-identifying rodents?

>>151534160
rude

>>151534135
That's typically the way it's done, with the second seat giving up their car to the hopeful.
This time, however, they're giving max the break.

>>151534177
but why do this now with all that's on the line

>>151534163
no

>>151534053
Must be the water!

Reminder that the majority of all overtakes for position over the last two races have been by Tsunoda.

>>151534189
Max has won Mexico 5 times I don't think he really needs that FP1

>>151534216
Pretty much this.

motorsports shouldn't exist because it's not fair that trillions of humans/ancestors lived in a time where cars didn't exist.

>>151534226
Should've read "how to build a rocketship" - nooui

>>151534226
>human race
>there's no races
ok bro

>>151534226
It's not fair that I have to live in this gay fucking day and age instead of the peak height of the Roman Empire

>>151534216
He needs it because the idea of missing ONE whole hour of driving an F1 car around is infuriating to him

>>151534135
>>151534177
>>151534189
Each drivers is obligated to give up FP1 to a rookie once or twice a year IIRC, it's not something they can just hand off to the #2 driver hence why PS3 also still has to give his up while leading.

>>151534383
He'll drive 2 hours in the sim, racism is relentless

>>151534303
t. just wants to have a young male concubine

>>151534389
yeah, im still mad at f1 because there was one fp1 where alo wasnt feeling well and el drugo drove it, but it didnt count as one of those 2 sessions

>>151534408
>AMX can fit a 2 hours sim racing session during the 60-minutes long FP1
He's just built different

>some hue wrote a song about the Lotus 72D
Interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c910QHoeZ3Q

>project is bad
>as the season goes on with max's feedback they find ways of modifying the setup to make the car more loose on the rear (hehe) while their shitty aero gives them the benefit of less drag and more straight-line speed
>max is the only one who can handle it
>2nd driver is never going 100% because he doesn't want to spin or make mistakes

there you go, that explains red bull.

>>151534389
My qualm is more that they waited until max was fighting for the championship to do it.
But maybe they have to wait some amount of time between instances so that teams don't just do it two races in a row at the start just to get it out of the way or something.

>>151534565
>My qualm is more that they waited until max was fighting for the championship to do it.
Just a mental meme bias, he's been fighting for the title all year, he's further away from the lead right now than he was in the opening 8 rounds.

>>151534597
Competing for and fighting for are two different scenarios.
He was in the running at the start, sure. But now he's actively fighting for it.

this driver made his boomer rivals shit and piss themselves out of fear

>>151534565
I think the rookie runs are planned quite a bit in advance, Amx gave up the other FP1 in Bahrain which is in hotter temps than the race and quali and they all have tested lots in there. Mexico and Abby Dabby (where many drivers also give up their FP1) are also somewhat unrepresentative FP1 compared to the sessions that actually matter

>>151534050
nice try YIDF, /f1/ has known he's a shitter for years

>>151534723
>rivals shit and piss themselves
what about now?

if the mclels crash and amx wins im legit chimping out

daniel ricciardo is a zut addicted terrorist

>>151533643
>clone of adrian newey
>adrian twoey

>>151534303
unironically you can get pretty close by joining a foreign legion and going to go die for palestine or ukraine. you'd basically get the same experience as some syrian who gets drafted to the legion as a hastatus to go absorb spear/arrow volleys in some random germanic forest

>>151534389
Pato is going to do the needful and crash PS3's car as revenge towards Zak.

>>151534834
he looks like a bum

>>151534834
still as twinkish as always

>>151534787
the tables have turned now

>>151533209
>>151533243
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

my wagecage is doing a giveaway for a mclaren team shirt, i think like picrel
what should i do with it if i win?

>>151534944
Would the Halo have saved him?

>>151535231
>castore
destructive testing. see how badly it falls apart after 1 or 2 washes

>>151535231
Burn it and tag mclaren f1 team socials while calling them out for losing the wdc

>>151533939
>Hot take: the sounds cute on women.

gimi

fun fact: norris took a shit on ricciardo who was evenly matched with max

>>151533243
xxx

>>151535498
pontificate upon the odor

>>151535556
does lithium hav an odour?

hore sheet
8 changes

and it's over for norizz

>>151535590
>incestcorner
tell me more

>>151535590
All these changes prove (as if it was needed) that the mexican gp is a joke.

>>151535231
What job do you have where they're doing a giveaway from an f1 shirt?
Did the boss buy it, and decide to get rid of it now that McLaren is looking to fumble the wdc?

Do you believe?

>>151535590
>gay sex with hats on
heh, a classic

>>151535700
always

>>151535498
I can see her wearing that while relentlessly kicking some man in the balls

>>151535590
>bussin' goblet vs colacaca in the same practice session
briatore mind games

>>151535834
cola is doing ok now. he'll btfo bussin

>maxwinslol
no
>norriswinslol
no
>ps3winslol
no
>chuckwinslol
no

russellwinslol

>>151535908
russell is losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team, bro

>>151536015
WE
GAAN

>>151536015
We gaan ToT

>>151534189
>>151534135
Because both cars have to do it. You now have to insult the people who fed you wrong information. Also part of the FIA rules.

>>151534565
There is a reason why a ton of teams are having a rookie drive in Mexico.

>>151536449
I didn't know jorj was based like that

>>151536449
george russell is losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team, bro

f1

>>151536538
where?

does anyone know why this graph makes pozfags seethe so hard?

Mexico next

>>151536663
Because with the exception of Hulkenberg, every single driver is in the wrong place

>>151534848
you don't understand me at all

>>151536531
He's not the one making the engines.

>>151536579
soon

>>151534834
He looks like someone who makes shitty Hollywood comedies.

>>151536663
told you last time that putting a subhuman like porris in elite just makes you look like a jackass

>>151536831
It's the "Italian" nose.

reminder

>>151536856
you should thank me that I'm not putting porris above verstappen considering he took a shit on ricciardo

>>151535590
What if Lindblad crashes Max's Red Bull?

>>151536889
>Yuki hasn't gotten off tutorial island yet
Lmao, keep trying Yuki.

>the stupid chart was made by the retarded "Canadian"
Ah, that explains why everything is wrong.

>>151536915
Then he will wave goodbye to his career with Red Bull. I would be shocked if he ends up doing an actual fast lap in that car.

>>151535590
who is it all these people

>>151536900
thank you for not making an even more retarded chart than you did

>>151535657
I'm too dumb to figure out why they choose Mexico for this

>>151536900
Norris is losing to his much less experienced teammate

>>151536915
Hopefully all eight of them run into each other

>>151536915
Jos gets to get his gloves out

>>151537006
peeasstri has enjoyed perfect reliability all season, norris hasn't

>>151536956
>kwabmilton and ruslel are evenly matched: one is losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team the other is getting 23-1'd by lecuck
>lecuck and sainz evenly matched but sainz is less of a shitter because ferrari were improving when they focused on him (they're back to being shit now)
>kwablonso below kwabmilton (he got shit on when kwabmilton was just a rookie, I should put him much lower but then the pic would be too big)
>stroll literally below shit

seriously if there's anything wrong with my reasoning I don't see it

>>151537106
>"if there's anything wrong with my reasoning, I don't see it."
That would be because you're retarded.

>>151536889
I think as a Red Bull 2nd driver, you should worry about making 1 point for every 2 points Verstappen makes for an entire season before you start worrying about beating Max.
Or 1 point for every 10, in Yuki's case.

>>151537155
>being cut

>>151536764
literally me

(i dont drink water, only cola+energy drinks)

>>151536770
i was kidding. we all know ancient F1 when the ancient zak browns were drawn and quartered after being found having practiced black magic for their racewins was the real shit

>>151537184
>being cut

>>151537106
>ferrari
>back to being shit now
If Ferrari had a competent second driver (anywhere close to Sainz or Leclerc) they'd easily be 2nd in the WCC, and they might even be by the end of the season, despite their 100M strategic error.
If Ferrari had Verstappen they'd probably still compete for the WCC and likely win the WDC.

what is the ideal body weight for an f1 driver

>>151537257
>being cut

>>151537261
edd straw divided by zero

>>151537261
40 stone

>>151537261
155 lbs

>>151537279
Best I can offer is the limit of edd straw divided by x, where x tends towards zero.
But that one can either be positive or negative infinity, depending on whether you approach from the left or the right.

>>151537340
no, has to be zero

>>151537214
You make no sense. Last year f*rrari had sainz and they were exactly where they are now. It's a cold world out there, brainlets aren't going to make it

russel will be wdc next year and i'm not so happy

>>151537361
>Last year f*rrari had sainz and they were exactly where they are now.
Which shows that this year's Ferrari is better than last years, because trivially Sainz > Hamilton.

>>151537394
>because trivially Sainz > Hamilton
you don't understand how medshitter theory works

>>151537392
didn't ask

>>151537392
really Russells your jimmies

>>151537392
>tf
u wot m8

>>151537401
>>151537422
enjoy your electric gay f1

>>151535590
>LivestreamFail
>incestcorner
>formula1
Only thing you're missing is r/palestine, and r/Hasanabi

Why are the Dutch so goated?

>>151536015
>We gaan
>tot

>>151537392
I've got a good feeling about the Aston Honda Neweymobile
It's based on absolutely nothing but still

>>151537511
If you really think about it, it all really boils down to hutspot.

>>151537521
You could've just left it at >it's based

>>151537521
how are pozfags coping with the fact that red bull is improving exponentially as more time passes since poowey left

>>151536449
NARB would never say such commie nonsense, he's a proper tory lad

>>151537511
all the blood goes to the netherlands when it get horny

>>151537172
why are you so obsessed with dicks? might you perhaps be one of those "pozfags"?

>>151537554
dont interact with him

>>151537554
relax

>>151537546
Did somebody say horny?

>>151537521
I bet they'll be solid midfield contenders with a few podiums if I'm being optimistic

Genuinely nauseating at this point

max is the only thing standing in front of a twink-dominated formula 1 future

>>151537615
wish schumi would show her how to ski

>>151537651
kek

>>151537651
>believing the official schumacher story
it's a cold world out there

>>151537392
i doubt merc will nail the engine regs back to back, with the cost cap at least

or they do and its like 2014 but worse, and they have 50% DNF rate

>>151535590
We're back!

>>151537188
>(i dont drink water, only cola+energy drinks)
youre defective

>>151537675
If the rumors are true and the engine is basically going to dictate all performance then they technically don't need to 'nail' them as much as they did last time to have a large advantage.

>>151537816
edd-esque

>>151537816
pigfat

>>151536764
Does Coca Cola Zero really have no sugar ? I consume that like water lately

>>151537945
check the first ingredient on the label
F1 related because sometimes F1 "races" in the rain

How many cut away shots of poorez during the race

>>151537261
That depends on whether or not he's got a good tan.

niceeeee

have you ever been to Mexico, /f1/? I did sometime ago, it was fine

>>151538010
>not edduardo.png
One job

>>151538010
I think of Sunset Riders every time I see this Edd.
>>151538162
Chichen it's good, I haven't gone there in years.

>>151533625
hes gonna win wdc

>race in four days
>then no race for two weeks
>then another two weeks till the next race

glad to see lewis and max rekindled their friendship

>>151538216
>Sunset Riders

>>151538162
>have you ever been to Mexico, /f1/?
I have not and I have little interest in doing so.

>>151538162
bro i dont even leave my house you think im leaving the country?

>>151538322
You might like it. There's a large population of Indians in Mexico city.

>>151538276
i know right how am i gonna cope next week

>>151538282
powerful

>>151538332
>anri_thumbsup.webm

>>151538368
>>151538367

>>151536900
Norris got shit on by Sainz

>>151538345
>looking for numbers of exactly how many Indians there are in Mexico city
>Wikipedia "notable individuals" for Mexican Indians
>first result is the founder of the Mexican communist party

>>151538368
*crack*
cheers

fucking based
eat the rich
nuke the monaco gp

>This damn retarded captcha
Reminder 4chan jannies now can activate imageposting block on specific thread and board. We should move to WAP. This website is dead

>>151538345
>>151538386
We talking dot or feather here?

hunt them down

>>>/r9k/82886139
gimi

if im black do i have to support hamilton?

>>151538367
This is what Max look like in brazil

>>151538435
No, there's always Hadjar.

everytime i dm him i come to /f1/ because t his thread is like a anti anxiety medication

>>151538435
lucky that you arent
im a spic so i have to support spics

>>151538368
Now that's how you do a car reveal.

>>151538434
grim is why are /f1/ drivers not living this daily and choose to date boring hags with pounds of makeup instead
>>>/r9k/82886041

WHERE IS THE JAV ANON
HELLO??????????

i have never been to r9k

>>151538470
is there a woman out there who could fit an entire f1 car up the ass?

>>151538368
even though is came from ass, I'd still choose that red bull over that f*nta or m*nster

r9k is for incels and i'm not one

you are a faggot

a bottom specifically

>>151538322
>I have not and I have little interest in doing so.
But Mexico is going to be your neighbour soon, Canada. Mexico will retake Texas and you guys will have the whole west coast (Washington, Oreo, California) join you. You aren't going to visit your neighbour?

drunkard

>>151538434
>chuck is /r9k/
>sainz is /his/ and sometimes /pol/
any other drivers get posted outside /sp/?

>>151538550
i try to post AMX on /v/ but they're all nerds...

>>151538465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b2W8pd7Zq0

for me it's bearman

>>151538527
>Oreo
Corporate america's takeover of the government has really gone too far this time.

>>151538625
bear man or bear men?

>>151538691
the racist

>>151538550
Hamilton, Oliver, and Lando are /lgbt/
Cola is /int/
Stroll is /gif/
Yuki is /ck/

>>151538728
Who are /auschads/?

>>151538728
>Oliver
Panis?

>>151538691
I support the right to bear men.
Not something I'd personally do, but everyone should be allowed to do so.

>>151538757
Lawson is /s/ because of his aryan chud gf
Piastri is /vp/
And Doohan is /out/

>>151538728
>>151538804
I mean actually being posted not assigning personalities to boards. sainzposting is a regular on other boards for example

>>151538804
>JP cards
impressive

Laura Winters is 6 months pregnant confirmed

>>151538804
>has a Norris card
Traitor.

>>151538839
Should have used Gio or Hulk for the other guy.
Sainz really does look like a jeet fan you'd expect to see in the stands in Montreal in that pic lmao

Nothing ever happens

>>151533643
Singapore 2008 II: Electric Yukiboo

>>151539116
elaborate

>>151538546
>>151538625
back the fuck off!!?

>>151538162
>dead nigger storage, mexico

Comfy

hey /f1/ its me sonny hayes
i love you and want to be with you
but carcrash and now broke please send google giftcard i love u /f1/

>>151539352
>Mexico filter next

no comment

they were out of my vodka so i bough bottom shelf tequila and gin
this shit is nasty

>>151539751
>tequila
good luck to you
that shit gave me the absolute worse hangovers, EVER

>>151539766
ive dabbled in this swill before
its clear so ill avoid the worst of the additive ridden piss induced malaise you get from shit like

cuervo

it just tastes bad

>>151535676
it's for some IT thing and the company uses Okta, who's a Mclaren sponsor, for SSO service so i guess there's the connection

>imagine being an absolute wrist limped faggot you get hangovers
just drink tap water, liam you lisp cock sucking queer

Fathertime can't be beat and I'm getting old sonny

>>151539851
>>151539875
hes right
as you get older its either that or shakes
...or that third thing

>>151539598
was being this close necessary?

will the mexican fans boo red bull all weekend? or will they be nice

It's good to revisit 2021.

>>151540046
Me in the truck

>>151540046
there was this gif circulating /v/ this week.. the chinese are so cruel bros..

>>151540072
Was nice of him to just move over like that.

>>151540043
you know what he is

>>151540046
Only the ultra pozzed (for a lack of a better term) ones will, and they might boo Pato too.

>>151540072
Its not gonna happen again.
If anything the opposite gonna happen (aka Max in Lewis places now, and Max POV is Norris)

>'21: historic
>'22: meh
>'23: historic
>'24: meh
>'25: sneed's feed and seed, formerly 4

>>151540287
*
>21: historic
>22: meh
>23: historic meh
>24: okay i guess
>25: /f1/ mass suicide sponsored by greggs

>>151540391
I wish to abuse him

>>151540413
by putting him on a diet?

>>151540440
tie him to a chair and make him watch me eat delicious food. no bathroom breaks allowed.

>>151540440
He meant sexually.

I don't expect it to happen, but I belive max is going to win the wdc. But if he doesn't, we're at least going to get some good races.

>>151540501
Shut up, estonian.

>>151540458
this>>151540457 could be interpreted as sexual by some

>>151540508
https://youtu.be/idfNwe-Ism0
my flag is right there you silly fucks
cease the conspiracies

>>151540544
Starvation diet torture set to a live mukbang performance.
I wonder if this is how Max slims down after bulking in his cave with Kelly, Penelope, and Lily over the winter.

>>151540481
I still think the chance is still 5% since Mexico is where Red bull become Dead Bull. And Brazil if its not raining. And Vegas since its one of Mercedes best track

>>151540605
max verstappen seems like a deeply sexual person, he and kelly have most likely done all the kama sutra positions and invented a few new ones of their own

>>151540632
Didn't twitter xisters dig up proof of this on Kelly & Max's bookshelf?

>>151534847
Hadrian Oldey

found it

>>151540809
the education of penelope

>>151540809
>posts protected

>>151540845
>Tthe Education Of Penelope
That sounds like the title to an early 1980s French arthouse flick that's totally not a porno (I swear).

>>151541005
Not to worry, I found the source of the books.
Looks like his set is incomplete, /f1/ should send him a gift.
https://www.taschen.com/en/collection/bodyparts/

>>151541037
>Not to worry
no. explain yourself

>>151541008
the misadventures of lily and penelope
all verstappens do it
frivolous kelly

>>151540282
death of f1

>>151540282
>It's gonna happen again.
>If anything it's gonna happen

>>151537615
>"So you see the Japanese driver ahead of you because he's better than you and you're a shitter? Right, so as he's making his apex, dive down inside of him even though there was never any room to begin with and then blame him when it all goes horribly wrong for you. If you hold your hand over your nose people will think you're white and in this country everyone white hates anyone Japanese, and you'll win on public sympathy even though you were wrong. Basically, it's like whenever your kind subvert their host nation; it's entirely your fault, but you play the victim. Right, so you try."

>>151541175
>It is happening again.

<me reading posts full of swill and beef

Who names their child Burger? And what are the chances said child grows up to be an F1 driver? It's too crazy if you ask me.

Burger has a sister named Fries

Hey Burger and Fries, we're leaving
Where are my Burger and Fries
Goddamit You're late again Burger, Fries has been waiting forever

>>151541909
its funny because burger is a useless fag that cant follow a schedule

I always knew Max would win

What would his new team be called?

>>151542025
WWCR

>>151542025
HORNYMAN RACING

>>151542025
Buzzin' Hornys

>>151542025
arden

>>151542025
horny bull

Mexico Nextico

>>151542025
Mile High Racing

>>151542025
"HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENIS!" racing group limited.

>>151542025
LESBIANS!

>>151542025
SXTNG Racing

>>151542025
MindGeek Bulls F1 Team

>>151542025
Kelloggs CocoPops Peugeot F1 Team

>>151533643
yuki kamikaze into both mclarens

>>151539875
read this as fredmantle first and thought you were schijtposting about son son

>>151542214
That ass doesnt look very mexican to me

MY CAR IS RED
HP IS BLUUUUUUUUUUE

BEEN SUCKING MY OWN DICK SINCE I WAS TEWNTY TWOOOOO

KNOCK OUT OF Q2 AGAAAAAAAAIN

MISS POUNDING CELSIUS WITH MY SPANIARD BEST FRIENNNNNND

OH GOD THE PITCREW SCREWED UP ONCE AGAAAAAAIN

MY SPOOK TEAMMATE'S DOG DIED YESTERDAAAAAAY

SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW MAX WON ONCE AGGGGAAAAAAAIN

GONE AND ASKED ABOUT WHERE THE CAR UPGRAGES HAVE BEEEEEEEN

AND THEY JUST TOLD ME THEY'D HAVE A LOOK AGAAAAAAAAIN

BEEN THINKIN IT'S BOUT TIME TO FIND ANOTHER GIGGGGGGGG

gimi

>>151543405
Canadian tbqhwyfamalama

what kinda 'za should i order for my hangover?
gimi

Eating French cheesecake (from Walmart)

FUCK ME IN MY BUTTHOLE FAGGOT

>>151543702
thank you /mlb/ very cool!

i think max is a 70% favorite for season win, norris 49% and ps3 11%

at this point they've shown they won't let ps3 win they'll even botch pitstops on purpose to stop him. he's buckbroken and can't drive anymore because of this. anyone would be. max is catching up really really fast. there are 130+ first place finish points left and you don't think max can't average 5 points gain on norris per week? delusional.

red bull has the best car this year like the 5 past years, so strong even a hack like max can drive it fast. it's over for mclandocels.

>>151543810
>70%
>49%
>11%
Finnish math is so mysterious.

>>151543810
how are they responsible for peeasstri destroying 4 of his team's cars in the past 3 races?

>>151543810
>red bull has the best car this year

Data shows that McLaren is still the fastest car.

>>151539751
Good tequila is kino, only plebs disagree

>>151543810
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at AMX and you look at Pastry and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one in a title race, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a racist freak and I'm not normal! So Oscar got a 25%, AT BEST, at beating me. Then you add Lando to the mix, your chances of winning drastically go down! See at the 3 way for the WDC, you got a 33 1/3% chance of winning, but I got a 66 and 2/3% chance of winning, because Lando Norris KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So PS3, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning the WDC. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning the WDC. See Oscar, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Mexico.

See, but I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies. Would you rather be with me? Or would you rather be with Oscar?

>>151533253
based emperor enjoyer

2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:
>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)

>>151545107
*9-8 actually saar, one of them was stolen from Alonso after shamiltroon blocked him in quali

>>151545115
my bad, let me try again:
>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 9-8, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)

>>151545121
>>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 9-8, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)
Nope still not right
*kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 9-8, with kwabmilt*n securing 5 pole positions to kwablonso's 3 (kwabmilt*n had driven a McLaren f1 car for several thousand kilometers prior to 2007)

>>151545130
>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso
yeah, that's what I said

>>151545134
Oh, so you just forgot to delete the rest of that ChatGPT stuff you left on at the end there then.

>>151545141
>the guy who assaulted me was wearing a red shirt instead of a green shirt, that changes everything

>>151545148
You managed to get raped by kwabmilton in the sweltering hot summer of 2007?

>>151545153
no but kwablonso did

>>151545154
Sounds pretty gay bro

breaking this leaf chain

leo

>>151545218
Presenting to the emergency room with peanut butter poisoning

Jensen butthole

>>151545246
EXPLAIN

>>151545258
ask nicely you son of a bitch

DONALD TRUMP PLEASE COME DOWN AND STOP THE ETERNAL WICKED CHEATING MACHINE THAT IS RED BULL AND STOP THE ANTICHRIST MAX VERSTAPPEN FROM KEEPING LANDO NORRIS THE MAN YOU YOURSELF ENDORSED AND WELL AS MCLAREN AND SUE RED BULL INTO OBLIVION PLEASE TRUMP STOP THEM BEFORE THEY RUIN THE ENTIRE SPORT AGAIN

good morning

>>151545423
I am convinced you are sophia flörsch

I wish Sophia was a futa

i dont

>>151545451
she could be

>NEW: Hackers compromised an FIA website which contained sensitive personal information and documents relating to drivers including world champion Max Verstappen.

https://ian.sh/fia

>ian sh
i don't think so, fellow aussie

>>151545524
Check out the twitter thread then

https://x.com/galnagli/status/1981059382080323634

>>151545535
tl;dr

>>151545548
>>151545535
>>151545524
>>151545520
For the anons that don't know anything about cyber security, these are security researchers not a random hacking group looking to steal the FIA's classified data from penis measurement day.

PLEASE UPLOAD YOUR ID AND DRIVER'S LICENSE TO LOG INTO YOUTUBE THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING

do you think that anyone inside the paddock knows who was behind the kennedy thing?

>>151545704
Kathleen Kenedy was recommend for the job by George Lucas when he sold everything to disney

>>151545548
>type admin
>I'M IN
lol

>>151545747
Biggest mistake since the prequels, goddamn zoomers are retarded.

>>151545685
No.

>german car industry
haha

>>151533643
They're going to bring back Checo, in return for the cartel executing zack brown

>>151545867
We picked up our new Golf just this Thusday.

Since we're going insane

>>151545827
Prequels were kino, thoughbeit

>>151545886
strange looking cat

which twink driver(s) will be anally GAPED on the track on sunday in ciudad de mexico?

i just realized i will miss Brazil GP race because of the 10k race i applied to

>>151545886
funmy cat

>>151545923
That's an expensive race

>>151545888
Cringekino mayhapsburg

>>151545906
Norris

>>151545964
he's the kind of twink to enjoy a rough, aggressive gaping

why pozfagbro ignore the fact that alonso was sabotaged up until the summer break and after that he casually moped up the floor with kwabmilton?

>>151545886
literally me
F1 related because the captcha contains GP (Grand Prix, pronounced Grand Pricks)

>>151546020
I used to think pozleaf was just a max fan hating everyone else but since he now started shilling norris as better or equal to verstappen I don't even know anymore

>>151546097
That's because you always unfairly lumped the statsleaf in with him.

>>151545520
>>151545535
>>151545548
>>151545595
A fuckhuge can of worms would be opened in endurance paddock if someone posted the ratings shit.

Realistically, how high could this number get?
I assume he won't get podium for the last 5 races, so that makes it 24

>>151546132
I just assume all leafs are max fans

>>151545423
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>151546020
>moped up the floor with kwabmilton
least delusional medshitter

>>151546283
I'm reasonably certain Hungary does not border onto the Mediterranean saar.

>>151546301
I'm reasonably certain you're cut

>>151546313
I'm certainly certain you're incorrect.

Whats wrong with Canadians?

>>151546132
>That's because you always unfairly lumped the statsleaf in with him.
whats with him? he came a few weeks/days ago(i dont know when time passes, i miss school)
and, who would ever mistook those 2?

>>151546332
we've been importing a lot of cutfags recently who are utterly incapable of assimilating into society

yugi mexico podium

>>151546344
>importing a lot of cutfags
But we've been doo dooing the opposite saar, that's why there are so many saars now saar.
>>151546340
>whats with him? he came a few weeks/days ago
? But I've been posting on and off for years

>>151546365
Yeah, you're cut.

>>151546365
ok, i dont know, since you dont post stats i dont indentify you as the stats guy
thats your fault if you think about it, well, no many stats to post about i guess

Redbull being too overconfident.
I dont like this

>>151546346
check em

>>151546379
Pretty much, some anons hate it so I really only do it sparingly.

>>151546400
ah ok

protip: it's (marginally) less embarrassing if you just admit that you're cut instead of lashing out impotently

being pozzed in the head is no joke

based

>>151546141
>Realistically, how high could this number get?
48. Because that's how long his contract lasts, and if by that point he hasn't got a single decent race performance in, Ferrari won't extend it.
Chances are he'll be fired before that point.

>>151546546
>women's test
Jaguar are testing women now? For what?
And is a cute little girl really a good sample for the average woman?

>>151546586
>Jaguar are testing women now
didn't they test chadders?

>>151545520
>>151545535
>>151545548
fucking amateur hour at the FIA

Why does Max need a CV? What would it even say? 4-time champion? Can't he just say "google my name"? Does he even need a job? What would he apply to?

>>151546706
cv stands for cock video in this case

>>151546381
try being a strongmind fren
like Max!

>>151546706
>What would he apply to?
taxi driver, at his speed he'll make money than he does now

>>151546723
>implying taxi drivers need a cv

>>151546546
THE WALL

>>151546755
I want a square flag too damnit.

Square ?

>>151546768
Make it a Chvck x Amx thread pls :3

>>151546779
someone else is already baking (wont tell who)

>>151546761
Just cut off a bit of the one you have on the sides, anon.

>>151546794
>>151546794
>>151546794

>>151546346
Yuki will end his career with no podiums. Will be remembered as a pay driver worse than Stroll

>>151545685
Only real Gs know what this is