Thread 151570282

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>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>new in the essentials: 24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):
https://angelthump.com/gimi

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
209

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
220 (219 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings:
PIA: 346 (+10)
NOR: 332 (+18)
VER: 306 (+25)
RUS: 252 (+8)
LEC: 192 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings:
McLaren Mercedes: 678 (+28)
Mercedes: 341 (+8)
Ferrari: 334 (+27)
Red Bull RBPT: 331 (+31)
Williams Mercedes: 111 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
NOR: 1153.59 (+61.35)
HAM: 1134.20 (+60.87)
TSU: 1057.86 (+34.78)

>News:
FP2: VER (1:17.392), LEC (+0.153), ANT (+0.174)
FP1: LEC (1:18.380), ANT (+0.107), HUL (+0.380)
Lando Norris laughs off Red Bull's attempted sabotage at F1 US GP
Piastri says it’s a clean slate at McLaren after USGP
McLaren must be ready for 'cut-throat' Verstappen - Hamilton
Jacques Villeneuve launches fresh criticism of McLaren’s “very soft” ‘Papaya Rules’
Hamilton opens up on life-changing grief amid Mexico GP Roscoe tribute
Chuck sounded despondent when comparing his deg to the McLaren

Lonso pole

>>151570282 (OP)
i don't get it
stop being weird you supposed canadian

>Hamilton opens up on life-changing grief amid Mexico GP Roscoe tribute
queer

Cant wait for mclels to take each other out in turn 1 so this clown fiesta would be over already

>>151570364
Jesus Liam is such a cringelord

>>151570322
Oscar's last name is Piastri, anons frequently call him PS3, PlayStation was a competitor to Microsoft's Xbox who holds the rights to the Halo franchise.
Hope this clears things up.
>>151570327
Not the only time she's had her face licked by someone who just finished eating poop.

>>151570327
cute!

>>151570384
Max would still only be P2 in the WDC.

>>151570387
nah it works for him, you just suck

>they're falling for Mclaren sandbagging
they still have the clear best tyre deg, 20 laps in dirty air with less deg than other teams just in the last race

>>151570406
but a ps3 is not a halo so this is just you being confused

>>151570450
they have the best cars but their drivers are clearly sharting and farting and can't even drive properly lmao

>>151570327
bitches cant win against the BLC

>>151570450
who won last race though

>>151570450
>>151570465
>>151570493
nandos with the best car spent more time sniffing chucks ass than chasing max

bahahhahahahaah

>>151570327
Rebecca D is short for Rebecca Dessicated. That bitch looks like a mummy.

>>151570521
nando is for ferNANDO, not lando

>>151570582
its for chicken, actuallly

>>151570463
True, did you see the footage? Looks like typical UE5 goyslop with all the ugly hallmarks.

>>151570602
ok

>>151570614
I haven't, and I won't.

tits = nando's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaqvSGGrW6c

>>151570521
>>151570582
Nlando, Norris Lando

ahhhh you are talking abou the video game, not the f1 halo in the car

Which one is most.. SEXOO?

>>151570783
Ferrari

>>151570783
Ferrari

>>151570783
for me it's the merc
red bull looks like it's been broken

Mexico next

Mehico.. NEXO

>>151570282 (OP)
they literally told PS3 dont bother, norizz is going to win

>>151570783
I like the aggressive gills on the rb

>>151570922
Norizz isn't going to win though. Max will win.

>>151570783
RBR
also can't wait for the broken engine during the race for the MCL with that tiny opening

ded to mclel

>>151570886
She looks so sexo without eyebrows. I want her to be my succubus

>>151570886
She ain't Mexican.

>>151570886
bogged

>>151571066
South of Canada = Mexico
North of USA = China/India

*grabs you by the face and kisses you*
no homo

gimi

>>151571673
i know it was you fredo

mexisparkles

>>151571673
*arrests you for sexually assaulting spain anon*

>>151570886
What's the point of wearing a dress like that if she's gonna cover up her nipples anyway?

tl;dr qrd executive summary fill me in (so to speak) on FP1

>>151572607
It was half-rookies so there wasn't much to make note of, Lindt-blyat beat Yuki but I wouldn't exactly call that remarkable.

>>151572607
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrender_of_Japan

good night

McLaren kwabbed themselves by stopping development after Silverstone

>>151572780
But it's Mexico next not Ameriquwa next?

Hadjar is a fraud

>>151572969
Lawson is bett... oh no no no

>>151573018
My boi lawlingz just needs more time

Where's Peter to tell me what I think about the practices today?

The chinaman was 7th in the fastest car. Shamefur dispray

>yuros go to bed
>thread dies

>>151573529
Americans are too busy driving muscle cars and having sex with women.

>>151570327
yjk

>>151570282 (OP)
It's up.
https://youtu.be/SnZAXOhCOlQ?si=V2dZlo-N_EhU7qlq

>>151573865
Thanks

>>151570783
Red Bull because I can see the sexoo Honda cam cover behind it.

>>151572780
We've become a society of drug addicts.
>F1 related because Mexico

>>151573917
You're welcome.

Satoru just radiated chad big dick energy, standing there all cool.

>>151570282 (OP)
stop dodging my filters you piece of shit

>>151572780
>ptsd
She's a war veterinarian

>>151570783
these cars are asking to get raped

>>151574220
She's got that 1000 cock stare.

Just like Ric, Yuki will have to accomplish one last task before retiring from F1 to secure Max's championship win.

>>151572780
depression, bdp whatever else there is are just social media fads, not actual illnesses

>>151570433
you need a rugged face to pull this off, otherwise youll look like a zesty brokeback mf wearing a costume like your bf

>>151570282 (OP)
How was the RB long run pace in FP2

>>151574191
filterfags like you and the portugoblin deserve each other

i filter posts i dont like by not being bothered by them

There is about to be a police chase.

>>151575372
>its real
oh shid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGvAefHkYoQ

with sound
dog bless usa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYjRMjVrdP0

>>151575714
That's more like it

>>151575598
>>151575714
please jump into oncoming traffic again
please jump into oncoming traffic again
please jump into oncoming traffic again

>>151575714
press the gas fool

>>151575714
Marko give him the seat

>>151575714
>7:40PM
>already pitch dark
wat

>saving fuel for the heli to hit weather
clever
get this man a fp1 test

POOPY SHITNODA

its over

>>151576238
>wtf are hemispheres?

>>151575714
He got away?

>>151576352
LA cops give up on most chases.

Oh cool, police chases can be ruined by weather too. This confirms that they are F1 related after all

>f1 drivers have to experience mosquitos
lmao

"I think, well, I mean, I grew up with dogs. So when I was born, my parents had a Labrador. He was like three years old. But in almost all my baby pictures, he's lying next to me. So he was really my guardian angel. And then my mum, she's always had dogs. So the saddest day of my life, when I was younger, the first traumatic kind of experience was losing him when I was, I think I was six. And I never got to say goodbye. And then, as I said, my mum's always had dogs that would always be around them."

"And I love animals. That's really why I decided to go plant-based. When I decided I was going to get my own dog, everyone in my family was like, my brother and his girlfriend at the time, they're like, no way, the dog will not be able to live because you're travelling so much. And I hate when someone says I can't do something. But I think what the great thing about having a pet, and I think they're utilising that a lot in, for example, I went to visit the prison. And in prison reform, some of the inmates are having to spend time with the dog. And they're learning like unconditional love that they never perhaps experienced when they were growing up. So I think that's really what you learn. You learn about a lot of empathy."

"You feel just love like that you could not get from anywhere else, really. Maybe you get it from your mum, but, you know. And they bring such happiness to you. Every day, when you leave, when you get up, when you go and have your walks, they're always wanting to play. And they're just the most joyous beings in the world. So for me, my house is really quiet now because I don't have a Roscoe or Coco in my life."

"But I still have his bed and his toys everywhere. So he's still very much a part of the furniture. But yeah, I feel very, very grateful that I've grown up with pets. And if I was to ever have kids, I would encourage anyone out there to have a pet in the house. Because it really does bring you a lot of warmth."

Blud is really posting shamilton paragraphs :skull::skull::skull:

mexico el nexto

which /f1/ drivers are there cuz they made a deal with the devil

>>151577082
Antonelli and Russell.

award winning series the bear no longer on netflix i assume

>>151572780
wtf i only take meds when my head hurts

>>151577369
me too

f1 femra pits

>>151577206
>Bearman
>Is a twink
Kojima is a hack.

>>151577478
https://youtu.be/fP8FMdVcCQQ

Piastri really just is a fraud

its spittin...

gimi

>>151576624
>And if I was to ever have kids

>>151572780
This is old webm and im 10000000% shes already heroing herself

>>151577811
rip

>xhe though xhe escaped me for the race
no

Raikkonen's untimely demise has taken us all by surprise. But we must live to fight another day. Gimi would have wanted it that way.

>>151577905
penelop is jos and kelly's

I
FUCKING
HATE
CANADA
SO
MUCH
ITS
UNREAL

>>151578213
Which of our political parties are you the head of?

>>151578213
>canada
are you going to tell him?

>>151578353
I'm mad about sports you dumb politics nerd

>>151578353
He's seething because we raped the Dodgers

>>151578388
>>151578412
¡Ay, caramba!, Los Doyers!?!

>>151578412
sh-shut up

team from place loses to team from effectively the same place
gag me with a spoon
https://youtu.be/L2RmMa6ASu0

>>151578536
>blowgay ohtani
take it easy big guy

It's happening. Lando is about to break.

It's over, McLaren are back (to cheating)
t. amd amx and chuck
https://youtu.be/AgYAI3cCTWA?t=22
https://youtu.be/AgYAI3cCTWA?t=349

i have dementia
fek

we know

Severe thunderstorm here right now.

>>151579832
Same... But... You're not aussie... what da hell..

>>151579780
You already told us

>>151579832
ok...

fucking oath there's a hair in my screen

Gunshots in the distance

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

PROVOKINGGGGGGGGGG

>>151579839
>You're not aussie
Correct, I've never used Nutella as engine oil or Pepsi as engine coolant.

>>151579860
You could say something positive.

>>151579871
black clouds in isolation

>>151579871
>>151579898
Now I'm feeling motivated.

>>151570387
Okay, Yuki

>>151579911
He would have said Riam.

>>151579780
Imagine being able to rewatch the 2007 Formula One season over and over again each time not knowing what will happen

>>151580022
I feel like watching a late 80s/early 90s race right now while I wait out the storm.

just set my alarm for 6am because of FP3 even though it's a saturday
also the state of these alpine sponsors, Outer Worlds 2 lol

good morning sirs

>>151580371
He's watching.

>>151580371
binance :DDDD

Mexico next

>>151572780
>>151574307
Piastri has the same kind of stare
And smile

>>151580425
yes, OP is a faggot

>>151580380
You slept 5 hours how you feeling

>>151574513
Edgy but wrong.

>>151580475
ready for FP1

I mean FP3

What is the F1 equivalent of this?

>>151580495
A lion doesn not concern himself with numbers

Lando Will Win

mclaren got shitted

morning lads

>>151580659
Good morning.

*shits on every F1 driver's energy drink*

>>151580714
that's not sanitary

At McLaren HQ they've put a load of big orange vinyls on the internal windows that surround the sensitive race bays, one side of which has the 2025 Constructors Champions roundel, and a great big ominous gap where whoever wins the title will be honoured. Imagine if Max wins.

>>151580804
>if

Gay hands typed your post. Repent.

>>151580499
John Newhouse? Although Gregor had more good seasons after bursting onto the scene.

>>151580804
>Imagine if Max wins.
Hopefully they leave the gap blank as a reminder to not fuck around with the championship

>>151580824
That's not the papaya way. They'll put both Norris and Piastri on the window as co-champions. Because in their mind Red Bull cheated by upgrading their car until the end even though the unspoken gentlemen's agreement was that everyone would stop at the same time as McLaren.

>>151580824
NO UPGRADES BTW
104 POINTS IS SAFE

poor oscar

>>151580804
Hello WOKEing employee anon, are you hoping one of your drivers wins?

>>151580804
there is no way ax verstappen won't become the wdc.

>>151580824
maybe they should have a reminder to not destroy 4 cars in 3 races

didn't RBR show off their upgrades this race week?

>>151580857
If Lando was leading the WDC they'd have made arrangements for 1st and 2nd drivers by now, they're probably holding out hope that Lando can still get ahead of Piastri before Max catches them so they can close ranks around him. The Lando era has begun after all.

>>151580884
more

>>151580859
I don't work for racing so I'm free to say it would be really funny if neither of them did
If it has to be one I hope it is Oscar, he seems nice

>>151580894
>>151580906
Thank you, now I wish I save that pic an anon posted of the before and after floor upgrades

>>151580804
>if Max wins
>if
IF, Max wins every race from here on out, and let's be honest, from the looks of it it's very likely he will, the only way he's not WDC is if Oscar finishes second every time. And with Mclel playing favorites with Lando and not favoring the best positioned driver to lock in the WDC, Oscar won't even reach that.

>>151580906
>>151580894
>>151580884
Max was complaining (as he normally does) after FP2 about the Floor

I wonder if we see it fuck up during the week, he only had one practise session too yesterday

>>151580894
>upgrading the edge wing for local load
fucking coomers

>>151580908
Interesting, honestly if Max doesn't win I kinda hope it's PS3 too, just to BTFO the goblin.
Are you the one building xQc's W1?
>>151580925
Shitty deg was hardly something they need Max's specific feedback on.

heh... my boy opiasz... needs more time. he's just a third season rookie guys

>>151580925
All three are sandbagging in their interviews. None of them are good actors so it's clear to see.

>>151580894
>local load
Are they expecting the local women to put their weight on it or what?

>>151580925
>max generally complaining about the car during the race
I sleep
>max complaing about shifts not working even though its because he's shifting the second he hits a curb
THIS NIGGA IS ABOUT WIN

>>151580946
His car is a nice spec
I've seen some absolute horror shows

>>151580924
Unironcally looks like Lando is faster now and Oscar kwabbing now is screwing his best advantage to Lando which is not screwing qualifying I think Lando will steal the title from him if Max doesn't molest him

>>151581066
it was confirmed that they made the car easier to drive for pando, but essentially it made the car slower

>>151581066
Oscar was faster that one time 2 races ago then got
>that's not very team like
then now hes kwabbing like a dick

>>151581080
LMAO why am I not surprised anyway I want to see if Max can do the impossible

>>151581080
it would help if oscar didn't destroy 3 cars in 4 races

>>151581088
He was slower in Monza but because McLaren were retarded and thought they could catch Max despite him having a gap on them they pitted PS3 first instead of Lnado the team is very retarded

>>151581080
based lando making the car slower to statpad against the balding twink, like he doesn't care about wdc he just wants to dunk on his teammate.

>>151581101
Yeah that likely has screwed him as well

>>151581023
>I've seen some absolute horror shows
Someone asking for solid gold like something you'd expect to see in GTA Online?

not lando's fault oscar can't perform well in a car that's not in clean air/starting on pole and 2s faster than the second fastest.

>>151581066
>I think Lando will steal the title from him if Max doesn't molest him
Not just hold his own against Max, he needs Max to fumble for that. The gap is 26 points between them and in margins between 1st and 2nd there's 35 points total at play, not counting sprints even, and assuming Lando doesn't bottle starts like usual. If every race ends in VER-NOR-(who cares), Max leapfrogs him in the end.

>>151581126
GTA Online is a very apt description, some - not all - of these cars look like 10 year olds chose the colours. It's a shame because the car is very much incredible in person way better than the pics, but one of the big selling points vs F80 is we let the customer go completely insane if they so wish. I doubt Ferrari Atelier would be as accommodating.

>>151581228
Ferrari are insanely anal about their cars. People have been banned from buying more Ferraris because they wrapped the Ferrari they own with "unapproved color" like pink.

Yeah, wow. Look at these losers trying to win the championship. What a bunch of unwholesome tryhards.

>>151581228
Grim, as stupid as I think Ferrari are for having such a stick up their ass about stuff like >>151581280 It does kinda make sense when you see some of the tasteless monstrosities people spec out.
You pay teams of engineers to build a driving marvel for you and some sheik's retarded kid decides it must look like a Russian oligarch's bathroom.

Plap plap plap with F1 Academy driver Lia Kenneth Block

>Yuki only 0.4 seconds off of Max but 0.5 seconds clear of the VCARB's

BASADO

>>151581452
Yeah imagine if he got the same car as Max

>>151581452
reminder

>>151581448
yeah lando had 0 points in zandvoort thanks to mechanical dnf, without that he would've had +18 and thus 13 points more than oscar since summer break

>>151581448
Praying for a McLaren double DNF and Amx winning the race

shouldn't have blowed up the car

>>151581418
I had no idea she stooped so low as to drive in f1a.

>>151581452
will be the funniest thing ever in f1 if tsunoda suddenly becomes a demon for the next 5 races and keeps two mclarens behind like perez who became minister of defense against hamilton.

I will heem the next person who mixes up brake and break

>>151581475
Good morning saar.

Trump is coming to Malaysia tomorrow.

>>151580776
SOPHIA TAKE MY SEED

>>151581518
Max is going to have a mechanical DNF?
>>151581525
Who is Malaysia?

>>151581545
The 51st state.

>>151581545
oh shit I thought max had a mechanical dnf, I'm going to need to rephrase my pasta

>>151581552
Bit rude to cut in line like that.

>>151581560
>cut

did i miss anything remotely interesting from fp1/2?

>>151581602
The track is slippery? Norris had some engine issues. Nothing that stopped his practice, but he complained about misfires.

Damn, George not only took Charles 2nd best driver on the grid tag this season.. he went and took his dog AND girl

>>151581651
kek

>>151581651
>George not only took Charles 2nd best driver on the grid tag this season
Fact check: false
Chuck is beating Fraudmilton more comprehensively than NARB ever did.

>>151581651
i don't see it

>Brit
>With a NTR joke
American in disguise?

>>151581675
Can't be, unless you consider one of them a different race.

>>151581670
I'm gonna have to fact check your statement I'm afraid.
Fact check: false

>>151581697
why is he dressed like a poofter

>>151581651
george is losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team, bro

>>151581742
Confucius say: dress for the job you want

>>151581066
They would never allow Oscar to be champion. The battle is between Lando and Max.

>>151581742
i thought all brits dress like poofters

>>151581742
he always dress like a poof why ask question now?

>>151581742
apparently he sat in the crowd for fp1 while wearing this

>>151581784
We do

>>151581651
look at this wench luring the handsome man to her by using the puppy... evil succubus

Oh fuck my vpn

Why is The Race seething so hard over the tape incident?
What a bunch of clowns.

>>151581832
the track was live

>>151580022
what will be Norris' China 2007 moment?

>>151581855
Canada 2025 when he loses the title to Max by 1 point

>>151581837
They are talking retarded stuff like one is now justified to steal a helmet or gloves or destroy the pit wall as this is not forbidden in the rules.

Norris Will Win

>>151581832
It's just important to address such unsportsmanlike behavior. On an unrelated note, be sure to check out the newest podcast by The Race hosted with two of the greatest legends in Formula 1 history.

>>151581855
a McLel tactical switch with Piastri to get him in the lead that goes wrong through slight contact that causes a puncture

>>151581914
>ynr dhill taking schumacher out of the race to steal his championship, kwabbing his suspension and then blaming schumacher for the next 30 years

what kind of anime does edd straw watch?

Only one more night until Verstappen's improbable surge is all over.

>>151580776
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

This is /f1/,Hammospammer words hold no meaning

>>151581532
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>151581742
Bout to shoot a vid with a local tranny for her OF

>>151579871
provoking my red rocket every time you flood the thread with hags during the race
DO NOT TEMPT MY ADDICTION I HAVE GONE THROUGH WITHDRAWL

kek

https://www.sportbible.com/f1/motor-racing-driver-stabbing-confession-179672-20251024

lando is strongmind and better driver than edgy haters think

he will btfo max now

>>151581956
there's also a nazi flag who has spammed like 200 instances of his hamilton webms

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>151581986
>when the Jos method fails

>>151578450
He's a good looking boy. Mind if I keep this picture?

>>151582011
pozzed?

*doesn't win

>>151582011
that's a girl btw

>>>/wsg/6009510
>>>/wsg/6009510
>>>/wsg/6009510
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS TOTALLY MAKES UP FOR HIS SHITTY PERFORMANCE AGAINST A ROOKIE

>>151582165
no ones seen that pozzed movie bro

>>151582187
How is Jurassic Park pozzed? Dinos are Aryan-coded.

>only two retards abuse the term "pozzed"
>a canadian flag
>and now an indian flag

they're the same "person" aren't they

I've recently seen an energy drink promotion with Lando Norris at my local supermarket. It was the saddest most pathetic thing I've witnessed in a while.
His sweaty fake ass smile broccoli face was splattered all over the booth full of unsold drinks.

It baffles me how anyone thought that loser had any promotional value, especially outside the UK. He achieved literally nothing, has an awful personality and not even particularly good looking, even without the horrid promo shots making it worse.

I'm the only one who thinks Japanese girls looked better 20 years ago, they looked way more Japanese.

F1 related cuz 2005 cars also looked way better than what we have today

>>151581697
>>151582236
already discussed >>151569171 >>151576524

>>151582216
>>151582232
youre cut.

>>151582241
japan girls should be kogyaru or invisible

>>151572780
taking meds is just legally-accepted drug addiction.

>>151582241
?
20 years ago was 1995

>>151580925
what about the HARDS tho?

For me, 10pm is a bit too late for qualifying.

Norris will win you faggot why you faggots cannot understand ????????

>>151582241
built for oyakodon

>>151581986
>As per a report by the Daily Mirror, 23-year-old Antolin Gonzalez has claimed that he 'unintentionally stabbed his father, also named Antolin Gonzalez'.
TRUST NOBODY

>>151582385
Get a new gimmick m8

this race was kino af

>>151582364
>still trapped in the HWL era
I feel bad for you, time-stranded fingol

>>151582391
kek not even yourselfs self

>>151582392
>MAX WILL WIN MAX WILL WINN IFUHNDEUFED

Not gonna happen

>>151582395
I STRONGLY DISAGREE. I HATE k*rea

>>151582395
,

>>151582395
hey that's the guy who got shit on by ocon

>>151582401
>>151582385

>>151581618
cheers brudda

>>151582395
alonso
why is the catpcha harder with a vpn than without?

OF ALL THE DRAMA, THE CONTROVERSY, OF ALL THE PAPAYA MOMENTS OF 2025, IT COMES DOWN TO THIS AND AT THIS MOMENT IT'S GONNA GO TO THE WAY OF MAX VERSTAPPEN
MCLAREN NOT HAPPY, RED BULL WILL BE DELIGHTED, THEY HAVE SHARED AN EPIC CHAMPIONSHIP BATTLE BUT THE CHAMPIONSHIP CAN ONLY BE WON BY ONE, AND IT'S GOING DUTCH IN 2025.
MAX VERSTAPPEN FOR THE FIFTH TIME IN A ROW CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

>>151582460
Heard the fat fuck in my head.

>>151582460
>Max still 40 points behind
>A single win from Piastri makes it impossible for Max to win

>>151581832
Boomers have a habit of autistically harping on a certain topic and make it their whole personality.

It's cringe.

>>151582476
max will be 15 points behind poostri after this weekend

>>151582468
why do bongs act like they don't get fat when you speak to them over the internet?

>>151581914
>>151581935
most soulless f1 champion of all time and probably the worse as well

at least jacques villeneuve had like 2 good seasons before turning mediocre for the rest of his racing career including his non-f1 years

>>151581832
All Norizz fans are extremely upset about the tape thing, The Race is British, ie closet Norizz fans

>>151582484
Why would talking to someone on the internet make them fat?

>>151582483
How silly, even in his first year Piastri was still in the lower points in Mexico

>>151582487
villeneuve got handed a wdc by the globohomos

>>151570783
aston or merc

>>151581832
the race is just an outlet to farm content ouf of retarded maxverstappen fans

>>151582521
Schumacher is the globohomos? Grim.
Is he also a medshitter and cut saar?

you know what sucks about modern f1? the high tyre deg decentivises people to push hard per lap and maintain 'pace'. Fuck that, I'm all for low tyre deg so the drivers are pushing harder each lap, make more mistakes etc. Currently all they do is wait for each other to make mistakes which is gay as

>>151582476
Good thing piastri is shitting the bed hard now

>>151582412
is that what that is on his car? imagine the smell

>>151582560
DRS overtakes aren't real.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3340680/LoveR_Kiss_Endless_Memories/

>Removed from Steam
:(

alonso shit on schumacher, ocon shit on alonso, verstappen beat up the guy who shit on alonso, who shit on schumacher
therefore verstappen is the GOAT of F1

>>151582560
wasn't there a race recently where the best strategy was to go full pace for the entire stint and some drivers almost died?

>>151582638
>some drivers almost died
good, they should be halo-less and high-risk taking chads, not rich daddy's boys who complain about rain and moving under braking cuz muh kids.
the drivers attitudes about gay safety is ruining the sport more than the fi-gay. AMX is clear exception he is goat

>>151582638
Probably Qatar 2023, Ocon threw up in his helmet from the heat, the cockpit temperature was 60c, some of the drivers couldn't get out of the car unassisted at the end and a bunch went to the medical centre

>>151582627
wait til next years batteries connected to an 'overtake' button ruin the sport even more

a single mistake means game over and that's why hotlaps are reserved for fp and qualy.

you see max spinning and ending up on the grass multiple times on a weekend but almost never in the race.

in a practice/qualy if you're about to catch a slide you don't pussy out, trying to "save" the lap safely is useless so you embrace the slide and hope you don't crash or spin

on a race you catch the L, lift/brake and just keep it on the track and lose time but survive

it is what it is

blame Prost or something for being High IQ enough to understand that it's not about going fast, it's about finishing ahead and that's it

>>151582684
isn't that the guy who shit on alonso?

>>151582638
>some drivers almost died
overblown. most "danger" that weekend was the retardation in the sprint

>>151582693
yeah he's a massive faggot, Alonso gifted him his only race win and he repaid him by attempting to drive him off the road for the entire time they were teammates https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGbIyB1plZ4

>>151582685
an overtake button like in super formula with no DRS would make racing 10x better since it would finally allow for defensive strategy.
the FIA hates defensive driving and believes in artificial "overtaking"

>>151582694
It wasn't overblown, that race is the entire reason they do 'heat hazard' weekends now and will mandate cooling vests next year (this year optional)

>>151582632
Meanwhile...
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3521250/Skibidi_Jeffrey_I_want_to_cum_inside_Femboy_Hitler/

F1 related because there will be a skibidi twink in F1 within 10 years.

>>151582691
AI doesnt understand this in f1 games and they spew out fastest lap after fasterst lap in races like there's no tomorrow

>>151582703
Yes because as we've seen this season overtaking is super easy and we need to open up the defence more. It's not like cars are just following each other for 30 laps without being able to overtake.

>>151582719
mate it was fuck all. gets hotter in darwin during the poopercars and those cunts don't have the luxury of an open penispit to get air in

>>151582732
The cockpit is 20c hotter than the air temperature, it's ridiculous, they lose 5kg in body weight in a race just from the heat. Russell looked near death after Singapore last year

>>151582632
I just want to fuck my Fictional 9 year old for fuck sake. Did Mary want to force us to fuck a real 9 year old instead ??

>>151582743
>Russell looked near death after Singapore last year
weak as piss pom that's why

>>151582743
just be fit, faggots

>>151582743
>Russell looked near death after Singapore last year
bad acting by a known grifter

alonso won the hottest ever race
hot has too high temperature, not as sexy

>>151582788
as not has

>>151582788
>>151582808
nice esl fag

>>151582788
>>151582808
>>151582831
E S L

>>151582788
>>151582808
>>151582831
>>151582843
esl

>>151582862
.

>>151582882
noooo, you ruined it
you had to reply all the posts

Question: are the rumours true, /f1/?

test

>>151582925
only part, im a nice esl, but not a fag

>>151582925
fraid so

>>151582925
yea he takes it up the arse

>>151583049
No, she doesn't. He is pure. (And Albon isn't even into that.)

>>151583056
jejeje

>>151582743
sad they simplify the circuit after 2022 and now they can rest few seconds more on a straight

>>151583110
Singapore used to have 100% safety car probability before they simplified the track, now two years in a row without one. RIP interesting races at Singapore

Who here doesn't care about the WDC but just wants to see Piastri fail? By far the most overrrated hack the past two years, le cold cool personality, never gets any criticism for shitty performances, mistakes, crashes etc., about to choke a 100+ point lead to and lose to a teammate that DNFed from a P2.

Who will shit on the table today?

>>151583173
>never gets any criticism for shitty performances, mistakes, crashes etc
You can't be serious, he gets shit on constantly by Norris fans. The hate he gets on plebbit is unreal. Like hang out in MclarenFormula1 sub for a while and witness how reviled he is

>>151570886
what is this kind of phenotype called?

>>151572780
Taking meds while using a straw to drink water is cringe

>>151572508
This, either go all the way, or nothing. No half measures.

>>151583205
la boglina

>>151583173
100% this but Lando Norris

>>151583173
I think it's time for McLaren to make a decision. And I think Lando has the momentum. It will be tough on both sides, but that's a decision they will have to make.

>>151583324
>I think it's time for McLaren to make a decision
It's pretty clear they already made their decision months ago, anon.

>>151583555
He's doing a bit

baking

>>151583618
for what nigga

Why is everything happening so late?
Are they too lazy to wake up at a reasonable time?

Imagine David Croft ends up in a Mexican cartel video wouldn't that be awful

>>151582691
>you see max spinning and ending up on the grass multiple times on a weekend
doubt.jpg

can teams develop and use their own tires or are they required to use pirelli tires only

>>151583186
good. he isn't shat on enough. i know some of you are gay for med twinks but i'm afraid he's a carbabby fraud

>>151583653
AND IT'S LEGS OFF AND AWAY WE GO

>>151583689
They get given whatever Pirelli thinks is suitable for the track, given the expected degradation caused by the track surface. Unfortunately they're frequently very wrong about that, see Suzuka and Spa for how badly they fucked up (way too hard tires for newly resurfaced tracks)

The downfall of Oscar Reddit is *Chefs kiss

lando would be like 20 in the lead if not for zandvoort and ps3 taking him out. and like 40 in lead if he didnt take himself out

>>151582460
>INCROYABLE INCROYABLE INCROYABLE

>>151583802
this ugly motherfucker FUCKS SEXY WAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>151583984
Lando would be 200 in the lead if he was actually good and not a glorified carbabby

IS IT GOING TO BE A FIRST WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FOR LAND O' NORIZZ, IS IT GOING TO BE FIFTH CONSECUTIVE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FOR AMX COSTCAPPEN

gm lads
mexico next

>>151584036
POV: you're about to be eaten

>>151584162
he did a big poo in her shoe

>>151584162
>see through shoes

Oscar finna get knocked out in Q2

Lando will qualify P3 and attempt to do a Max in 2021 but will do a Checo in 2023 instead.

how is that fucken dog allowed to travel all around the world no checks no passport no nothing
??????????

>>151584162
>>151584211
>see through shoes
women are so confusing sometimes

How?

>>151584270
Could you say no to this face?

>>151584270
Charles is bad at owning a dog.

>>151584270
Most countries don't have obscenely strenuous biosecurity for dogs like we do

i'm going to write to the cia and mi6 and say that leo is an fsb sleeper agent

>>151584366
Yes I could. No.

Lando is right. A more balanced, conservative and rational approach is always better.

>>151584418
>2021 was an easier championship battle than 2025
Someone in McLaren PR needs to stop this guy from talking to the press and constantly embarrassing himself

>>151584309
unpopular opinion but hamilton's achievement is better than him despite winning the same number of titles.

schumacher was 100% car merchant and reliability merchant. without mclaren engine going kaput randomly häkkinen would've snatched another title from him. coulthard and räikkonen would've done that too.

>>151584418
There's no way he said that. He does know that he had a cheatlaren rocketship for 99% of the season, right? And that his only competition was his teammate on his 3rd year, right?

>>151584418
Right message wrong messenger

>>151584401
Of course it's a bug person.

>>151584483
His teammate is THE iceman no? Prost reborn? That's what reddit told me. To beat such a man is truly an achievment for the ages

>>151584533
el narbo secreto

>>151584418
I refuse to believe Lando is this much of a clown

>>151584565
He is genuinely extremely unintelligent. Like he couldn't find the UK on a world map in Grill the Grid

>>151584401
Even with some sweet and sour sauce?

Thoughts on Charles’ gf?
Thoughts on her ethnicity?
Thoughts on her eyes?

>>151584655
Not even the hottest wag

>>151584550
Try winning a war that didn't require millions of Soviets to do all the work for you and then I'll give a shit what you think.

>>151584611
China is to the north Turkanon

>>151584655
highly breedable but needs that mole lasered off

>>151584655
t. F1 TV Director

>>151584655
insufferable 'influencer' personality. Also unattractively thin. Carlos's gf mogs the shit out of her

>>151584655
Shud have stated with Charlotte Siné, his childhood neighbour and love of his life

>>151584677
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_meat_consumption_in_Vietnam

>>151584655
Why do none of the girls in the United Kingdom look like this? All girls should have this complexion.

>>151584655
I'm sure she has a great personality

>>151584655
why didn't you ask about the dog?

>>151584716
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet_and_sour

>>151584655
pajeeta

>>151584747
me so sollie

medshitters think they're in a position to talk shit about lando after
>rekwabrdo retired because of him
>kwablonso spent 2 (two) years hiding in his basement because of him
>peeasstri will finish behind him despite having had perfect reliability all season

Zoomers ITT probably don’t remember Emilia Bottas…

>>151584851
I remember that pool pic of her

>>151584851
Neigh. I remember her.

horse penis

>>151584655
Why’s the dress so low-cut?

Neighbody remembers Emilia Bottas.

>>151584894
Which F1 car nose most looks like one, the Caterham doesn't count.

I still read the Finnish gossip magazines online. Emilia’s new boyfriend is a son of a Finnish rally driver

>>151584666
Nowhere near hottest

miga

>>151584655
no sir, I don't like it

>I'm cooked fr fr
- Roger Williamson

>don't lose your head
jackie stewart to frenchie cevert

>>151584933
EVeryone is Finland is the child of a rally driver.

>>151584851
Emilia my love
*gnaws on carrot*

Zoomers ITT probably don’t remember:
>Jennifer Becks
>Anri Okita
>Camille Marchetti (Bianchi’s GF)
>Rosanna Tennant
>pint-sized Georgie Thompson
>Jessica Michibata
>Brittny Ward
>Mikaela Ahlin-Kottulinsky (dated AMX when she was 21 and he was 17)
>Hanna “Baby Machine” Prater
>Ai Uehara

>>151584945
10/10 leg/feet game, agreed?

>>151584949
exceptional post, miga

>>151584945
they have sex btw

>>151585113
Regularly or?

>>151585069
that would be aoomers, zoomers are pretty old now

>>151584533
fucking van darkholme looking jabroni outifit guy

>Max has another new floor

Bro...

>>151585155
He needs to use up all the budget so Yuki can't get a good car

>>151585205
lol everyone is fine with that except for the chinesefags. he's manlet shitty driver with such an immature personality he deserves it kek

>>151584418
lando don't say some stupid shit challenge

he really does think that this is some hard fight instead of him coasting on his bottle rocket for most of the season

>>151585069
only real OGs remember simona testing for sauber in a special livery that never amounted to anything

>>151585113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QURSX95HG5A

>>151585275
Was Simona the one who drove into the lowered rear door of a truck and then died a few years later?

>>151584655
Better than the last one he had at least.

>>151585229
he took a shit on ricciardo though

>>151585347
no that was maria

>>151585364
This, to me, is pure sexo.
Would impregnate.

>>151585352
Incorrect. Charlotte is one of the best wags ever.

>>151585353
ah fair enough, riccardo is overrated af

>>151585364
I don’t understand why women with big noses get plastic surgery.
Big noses on women are amazing.

It's sad to see bunch of unemployed fatasses shit on perfectly fine looking women as if they have the facilities to judge.

LIke who are we kidding here? You would date them in a heartbeat if you could. Can we just shit on the drivers instead? I'll be happy if mad max gets his 5th. I'd love to see ps3 and pando porris defeated. what does /f1/ think?

>>151585382
>>151585412

>>151585364
aerodynamic

>>151585492
*tips*

>>151585492
I've shat on sri lankan women, bro

>>151585492
>/f1/
>think

>>151585492
updoots for you, dear sir kind stranger :D

>>151584474
it's unlikely hamilton will get his 8th so...

If I was f1 I’d date pic rel

>>151585136
F U C K Y O U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>151585583
What in the fucked up AI is going on with this pic?

>>151581914
is this real? Why the fuck would anyone want to listen to this? Two of the most unlikable f1 ”personalities” i can think off.

>>151585526
>bro
shut up pajeet, stop spreading your spawn everywhere, no one likes rapists and street shitters.

>>151585638
Hate listen

F1 equivalent of Halo releasing on PS5?

>>151585583
date a woman that doesn't exist in the real world? i already do that

>>151581914
it's nice to see herbert having a podcast with the driver he owes 2 of his 3 wins to

>>151585583
love the fucked up Alfa 147 in the background

>>151585661
Mansell winning Indycar in '93 while still F1 champion.

>>151585492
>porris
which of the usual shitposter flags was it that used this word again

>>151585661
Grosjean moving to Indycar in 2021 after his freak accident.

>>151584474
>Schumacher is a car merchant
>therefore the even bigger car merchant fraud is better than him
Make it make sense

>>151585583
>bugman AI puts literal insect stickers as background noise

>>151585583
>>151585617
>>151585667
>>151585676
>>151585770
It’s not AI, the photo is 100% real. An American tourist in Italy.

>>151585710
pretty sure it was Rick'sf1addiction I could be wrong tho.

pussy

>>151584474
>schumacher was 100% car merchant and reliability merchant
but enough about hamilton

remember when f1 was about racing

>>151585834
yours?

Free Practice 3 in: 1 hours, 57 minutes, 24 seconds

>>151582969
based dot interpreter

>>151585910
>>151585910

>>151585849
Like in the good ol days after Le Mans 55

>>151585813
post her isnta then, stupid fag

>>151585583
i would marry someone her body type
f1 drivers are homosexuals, they are dating literal sticks

>>151585759
It's bait, anon.

I fucking told you Dead bull is shit on Mexico, retards