Thread 151577876

dogshit thread

First for Finland

I have seen Justin Gaychee running on the street before. I could have ran him down in my truck and killed him on the spot but I did the polite thing and waved at him instead.

Bo is a can and OP is a faggot

I don't think I will be able to watch Gane decapitate Tom tomorrow

Suomi.

>>151577920
So much this

>>151577942
Fuck you.

Bo looks flabby and disgusting, did nobody ever tell him to use pec flies ever

no nickels

A White man will win tomorrow and it will upset a great many posters in this general.

>>151577942
>Bo is a can
Yeah, of whoopas

so when do we think cumsplat is fighting next? id put money on at least 12 months or more.

>>151578035
whenever he's off cycle

>>151578035
He'll pull out of his next fight, Dana will make an interim title fight, then kumshot will come back 18 months later and hold his opponent down for 25 minutes

the saddest part i fear is ganecels will take his loss as a win, im shook

>>151578082
this anon can see the future

Bo Whoopa

>>151577963
>IT IS ALLLLLLL OVER!

reminder that a cute anime girl is opening the card tomorrow

>Gane "loses"
>Gane still wins
Tomcels have no answer for this

>>151578119
30 extra bings to fix snacks or take a schaub, nice.

>>151578141
It's still hours away b

>>151578155
so is your mom

>>151578119
>cute
eaughh shes 3.5/10

>>151578119
Her gook holes need my loads blown in them.

>>151578119
>wmma before missing the entire card for work
i will watch the main event, where there is a will there's a way

>>151578178
she is much cuter now that she got her ugly face mole removed

>>151578226
bro shes a minga

ive fuvked much finer hoes despite being unemployed the majority of my life

Not a fan of the new burger poster

wish I had a burger right now to fill up my filthy chud belly

finland is not but a step above india i lament

My unironic take on this fight is If cyril is pressuring tom hes in danger. However it gives tom the opportunity to shoot a double leg. If tom is pressuring cyril, its over. Cyril has nothing for tom from that situation.

>>151578463
yeah the non cazzie take is Tom by TKO or sub

cereal hail mary hope is Tom gasses but again it's just a last gasp cazzie dream at this point

is lack of 5 round experience a big deal if you properly prepare? or does nothing really compare to an actual 5 round fight?

>>151578517
gane will be so afraid to engage tom will NEVER get tired unless he chooses to push the pace.

Aspinall punch combinations are simply too fast for Gane.

>>151578511
>yeah the non cazzie take is Tom by TKO or sub
lmao the betting odds are in favor of a tom finish, it's the mainstream take

>>151578511
agreed.

having said that, everyone is forgetting valter and hamdy are both heavyweight slopfests and can go either way. neither fight should be sporting the odds they are.

everyone thinking after upset mania last weekend we've got a safe card. wrong.

>>151578517
cookie crisp has experience losing a 5 round fight but not winning one

>>151578560
card looks like it will be almost entirely decision fights

>>151578607
thankfully violent-T is on the card whos never seen the 3rd round

If gane had power I'd be more worried for tom but cyril doesnt have power.

>>151578646
he doesnt have ko power but he still throws hard shots. look at the tuivasa fights. not to mention kicks and elbows.

>>151578646
gane is a volume puncher

>>151578678
>look at how he hit an obese trashcan
yeah wow bro deep insight

>>151578678
Tom ate bombs from Pavlovich the white Ngubu

>>151578694
yeah but not for 5 rounds

heeminder the reason gane is so popular in this general is because his fights were so boring it became a meme to say people had low IQ if they didn't enjoy them, which then evolved into gane himself having high IQ both in and out of the cage (neither of which are true)

>>151578716
thats because Pav became unconscious

>>151578716
Tom only needs one shot.

>>151578690
one of the true benchmarks of MMA greatness IMHO

>>151578728
spoil the fucking fun why dont you

tom keeps his chin up in the air

>>151578731
He most definitely did not

>>151578217
just watch it at work bro its 2025 nobody gives a fuck anymore you can just do whatever you want

Timid.
Tainted.
Tom.

>>151578758
you would too if your great great g-bag fought in the great battle of waterloo

his ancestors were like
>Prepare to receive cavalry

in a snotty ass voice

Ciryl Steele vs Tom Pico

>he's so mind broken he is now spamming his disgusting fetish porn
yikes, he knows Gane is about to die...

>spammy's meltdown started already
come on b gane hasn't even lost yet

why do gane fans share their porn collection

Gane needs to get ZUTTED by 'bib

>>151578607
thats true. some fun parlay potential on decision fights.

>>151578773
this is how Tom was born btw.

disgusting freaks killing sport I love with evil posts

>>151578773
White women fuck dogs

Oh Ganey boy, the fights the fights are calling

>>151578777
checked, ill catch the main event for sure

ALERT: TITO ORTIZ HAS WEIGHED IN. LETS GO AHEAD AND SEE BY THE FIGHT, WHAT HE SAW, IN THE RING.

https://www.tiktok.com/@yezus100/video/7564718407623511351

bros posting tiktok links

>>151578511
>Tom by TKO or sub
literally THE cazzie take

Why

>>151578967
>Tomalasaars practicing Tomala's favorite mma move

>>151578949
Yes, Helen Yee deleted the video off her channel because Dana asked her to, Dana is trying to get people to stop noticing Tito's obvious brain damage, I think he's worried about lawsuits.

>>151578986
I'll ask you to stop besmirching the legacy of an all-time great and hall of fame light heavyweight champion, Tito Ortiz. Tito owned big bear, and turned Shamrock into a tranny. Show hespect

Tony Strickland is the example

What round does tom finish cyril off?

I can't imagine he lasts long in that galactic throat. That bbc is gonna be in deep waters forsure

brown homosexuals taking another L this weekend (sad news)

>>151579034
I love Tito. He's the best.

https://youtu.be/yCiFmC7teOk?si=i_2LFeSkVXcJnsq4

>>151579046
I dont know but you should not share your porn collection here, its impolite

Why is /heem/ filled with tranny porn and dogfucking

>>151578986
ufc waivers are probably thicker than my cock

>Gane
Mmm... No, I dont think so.

>>151579086
because we stopped dragging homosexuals and other similar freaks behind pickup trucks

>>151579056
It is a sad day for Tomalajeets indeed.

>>151579089
its a PR thing also

>>151579086
Majority non-White general sadly, the meltdown over Gane's loss has started early.

>>151579086
someone found your fuckin your fuckin ftour fucking folders man hahaha

This is going to be outdated in a day.

imagine you are this ugly demented retarded freak's kid, and you have to witness him publicly announce to the world that he has a really small inferior white micro clitty...

>>151579140
>10 whole dollars
bro just give it up

>>151579140
Every Ciryl Gane finish
>5 minutes long
what pillow fisted bum

Ciryl Gane Tom Aspinall heem compilation.webm

>>151579123
If you NFL can weather that storm I think UFC will as well. I see weight cuts as a bigger PR issue than brain damage but I guess a lot of cazzies don't understand the risk a weight cut entails.

Uhhhh reddit sisters? I'm kinda scared for small Tom...

which TKO specialist can goad the ref into stopping the fight prematurely with subtle glances to the ref? find out next time on UFC!

>>151579190
Sublime lead singer resembling individual

...

>>151579205
NFL might as be flag football now

>>151579247
>average Tomalatroon

>>151579249
Definitely ref ball, but mandatory guardian cap on field will be the canary in the coal mine

>>151579309
yeah that shit looks so retarded

this is what is in ganes head

>>151579291
Fine speech

why is gane's nickname "good kid"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdDzTIihpeU

its up

>>151579364
you might have CTE from regular grenade attacks in your city

>>151579377
A reference to daner r white formerly of boston perhaps

>>151579375
>illegal strikes to back of head
kek

>>151579323
These posts used to make feel unwell now i dont care about anthing thats not heems and bux account

>>151579375
>elbow to back of head
>highlight
are ganefags this desperate?

>>151579375
KINO

>>151579388
azamat bagatov with the upload

>th-those strikes gane finished tom with were to the back of the head!
i pity thee

>>151579396
What horseshit have you been watching my town is mostly made of retired paper mill workers furloughed mechanics drunk cooks and foreign nurses

>>151579434
This is going to be their cope after the fight, but oh well.

>>151579408
Same bappa

>>151579441
bro why

gane hasnt even lost yet, at least wait until he loses first

>>151579441
gane fans are hot!

I have CTE from the call to mcdonald's that plays every three hours

>>151579442
then howd you end up such a faggot

>>151579475
How do I find a girl like that

Gane is simply too fast and slick for interim aspinall and he will easily find the chin the only question is what to buy as a celebration drink

>>151579519
Who's the skirt

>>151579523
black mans cum seems to be your favorite drink so go with it as they say

>>151579538
F1nn5ter hes a Minecraft streamer

>>151579544
Turn your monitor on

>>151579552
But who's the dimepiece demonstrating head movement on mista finnster

god damn you fucking nutcases and your tranny porn

nice to see gane fans shar theiir love of penis

>>151578177
why you eatin whole onions?

>>151579581
This isn't your family groupchat bud

>>151579581
dont talk to gane fans like that, we also dont sign our posts here

Aspinallcels getting in their coping before the loss even happens, I suppose.

Damn I didn't know finnster was doing hardcore porn now, what an embarrassment

>>151579595
hes not its all fake

>>151579607
I mean there aren't many things more embarrassing than being Finnish so they're already desensitized

the main event might make me late for work for the first time ever.

>>151579635
not with violent T fighting

he finishes faster than me when I visit your mom

>>151579608
do you just take a bite with a bread or what?

Gane is going to have to beat Tom tomorrow otherwise he loses.

Any trans pornstars you'd recommend here for a newbie?

>>151579667
I come to my country just ot find out they expect me to eat sweet bread

I refuse. I spit the bread, and demand fair treatment. I expect bread made with hot stone and cracked grains from the sargasso sea meadows under the towering peaks of uncompagrhe

>>151579680
yeah heres a few to look up:

>sodium nitrate
>inert gas hood
>charcoal grilling in confined space

>>151579680
Just go on reddit and go to r/femboys or r/traps, only the hot ones are upvoted.

>>151579712
remember, suicide is always an option

Tom aspinall debuts new 'intergalactic throat' tattoo

>>151579595
Need to cancel out the onions from the animes

>>151579711
you can zeem yourself with sodium nitrate?

>>151579744
better than getting subbed by the 40 year old fat fighter like cereal has been known to do

>>151579754
sodium nitrite, causes hypoxia

Welp all the best betting predictors are going with Aspinall.
Ganecels where are your betslips?

Is it true guys?

>>151577876 (OP)
>rape, murder, zatdaddy...our world is doomed
>no! there is still hope, there is still someone!

SOON

>>151579797
it never happened

>>151579796
Some of us actually touch grass and meet the real bookies in person. You broke little sois wouldn't know anything about that. Scared bitch.

I smash bookies in head and fuck their ass when they tell me Ed Herman isn't on the card

>>151579844
https://youtu.be/spJzqTYk_G8?si=hSDA36oQGWz-id6-

>>151579375
gane is slow as fuck
he's gonna get heemed

>>151579686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNWqEywRcJU

>>151578250
you've fucked women caked in makeup retard

who missed weight this time

remember pimples?
sheesh

why has brave browser gone to shit. it used to be good

>>151579897
not mma

gurus beanie is literally starting to change color from how dirty it is

>>151579910
drooling retard

>>151579918
based filthmaxxer

>>151579927
unfunny bum. you and him

>>151579927
We don’t sign our posts here

>>151579941
gonna sue me for identity theft? broke little reddit bitch

>>151579918
maybe im off base here but guys who base their entire personality around wearing hats deserve to be decapitated

>>151579407
>>151579410
it's legal when gane does it
tommy better be ready

>>151579950
for me its the capeslop funkopop wall illuminated with 500 strands of chinese LEDS, makes me see red

>>151579940
you trying to speak english, timid little mush mouth?

>>151579844
So wheres your betslip?

>>151579897
>Haha
*high fives you
>Good one Colb’. CLASSIC

gane missed weight (rumor)

>>151579966
those are mma bobbleheads, not funkopops you uncultured swine

Based Mirna coming in as a man on the face offs so we can all self insert as the nerdy ugly twink getting bullied by the hot amazonian stacy. GOATED move by her.

>>151580008
Kek Umar unironically did. Scale bumped the top, they said he was over, took off his outer shorts, scale didn't move at all and the guy said "uhh.. one...thirty six..."

>>151580028
in dhurkastan magomed magomedovs dont have to make weight

Khabib's got a 'Pop? LETS GOOOOOOOOO

>Tomcels thinking Pavlovich is a good win
He would get finished by prime Mark Hunt in a round. Washed Overeem beat him, Sergei isn’t good. Gane is easily the best fighter Tom ‘s going against. His grappling is overrated

>>151580013
hideous man-child off my screen.

they're in the desert people land which means Umar will perform at 130% and finish Mario.

>>151580078
Hunt sucked b. HW always has equally sucked. Fucking old ass bitch kek. Try watching all of his fights instead of the reddit highlights.

>>151579680
just look at who dan miragliotta is following on instagram and go from there

>Google no longer breaks down fight cards with matchups and start times when you search “ufc”
Wtf I’m supposed to do now?

>Tomala got a galactic throat tattoo to signal to Gane that xhe can throat his entire BBC
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>151580112
I know Hunt’s not a world beater, but he’s wreck Sergei. Other than not grappling worth a dick, Hunt is a hard hitter and a durable gatekeeper. Heavyweights have almost never been good, but most of them suck even more. Days of Cain, JDS, Reem, Werdum and others was a better era.

>>151580162
that's happened before. I think it will fix soon.

gane is the dwayne johnson of the ufc

>>151580162
I've always googled "upcoming UFC" and its still there

Tomala is pro immigration, pro lgbt, pro trans, a zionist, and would vote for Kamala Harris if he was a US citizen.

I can't imagine supporting someone like this.

prime head bobbing Mir kills Gane and Aspy in the same night

>>151580078
It's not that Pavlovich is good, it's that Ganes best wins are over members of the custodial staff

Does gane even train for his fights? I feel like the only time he fights is when the cage is unlocked

GDS (Gane Derangement Syndrome)

I went to the /heem/ meetup and i was raped

>>151580310
you're making it too easy for the schizos

It's sad that those Yoel fights basically destroyed him forever, but they were pretty fucking awesome so I'll always give my boy Robbie some cred

>>151580303
That’s just heavyweight. Ngannou’s record is filled with washed has beens. Even Stipe has a resume of old men.

>>151580337
We warned you about grooming in the heemcord

>>151580343
he fought exactly the same in those fights as he has in every fight since
his lack of development is what destroyed him

>>151580112
I think Mark has had a admirable career. He wasn't a elite level talent, but had the ability and strength to secure upset wins easily.

Rapedbert POZZtaker took a healthy dosage of Zatdaddy spunk, lamentably

Hunt made Derrick Lewis quit, the same one that slept Blaydes and Volkov. Hunt would be a decent fighter today if he was young. Hunt vs Bigfoot is a good fight too

>>151580320
*Gane Disappointment Syndrome

>>151580357
I genuinely think they took a toll on him that physically he stopped being at his peak because of it. Robert got fucked up in those fights.

>>151580150
Dana missioning into Ben Kingsley

The sad fact is everyones nournitge death of the ufc...

>>151580396
No offense bapa but that's a very typical caz opinion that tries to explain why someone's career took a downturn based more on narrative than reality. It's kind of in the same vein as people thinking Yan was flushed because he lost 3 in a row despite him being the exact same fighter.

JUST

>>151580357
He stopped getting better. He always enters then doesn't exit with any urgency. He has dogshit ground and pound, and no ground finishing ability. He's also a small MW.


Ideally there would be another division between 170 and 185 for guys like whittaker, Chris Curtis, skavkat, garry, bo nickal, nursulton etc

>>151580162
Just ask a chatbot (by which multi billion dollar "ai").

>>151580493
oh and I'm an AI if that matters btw

>>151578217
Don't worry Aspinall's fans won't be watching either because they don't get to decide what plays on the television at the rehab centers and mental health facilities they live at.

>>151580505
>turns you off
protect yourself at all times

>>151580337
next time think twice before announcing that youre rooting for tom

>>151580543
>robs Nam and gets him cut
you should be ashamed

>>151580472
first person to get CTE from wrestling

>>151580602
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH LOOK AT THIS

>>151580619
ooooh

>>151580643
joanna champion of meth

>>151579796
>all the best betting predictors
>less than 100 jackoffs from youtube

I want to fuck Mackenzie Dern I'm afraid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1PHQUbdlZU

jits if anyone cares

is this how it feels to be euro poor

>>151580831
that would be 4 am for the main card

>>151580831
No. I wish I could get up at 9am and enjoy a comfy morning card. The reality is we need to stay up until like 4am

>>151580794
What are you afraid of?

>>151580841
>>151580855
>missing a good night’s sleep to watch this absolute slop of a card
Don’t do it, Ogs.

>>151580876
This card is fine. Abu Dhabi cards are a blessing for us because the main event starts at like 8pm. We're talking about the usual American cards

>>151580162
It will likely be back. It has been down before when the google algorithm goes through a change. Not sure how it will work when paramount era begins, since Goodle is getting permission to pull and grab assets directly from ESPN's site with fighter pics/graphics/real time card changes etc. Paramount's site isn't equipped to do what ESPN's site does.
ESPN also might buy fight pass and they might end up still being the hub for fight stats after Paramount takes over broadcasting.

>>151580876
I usually wake up at 6 am to watch the co main and main and torrent the rest if it's worth it.
This card is on yuro time, although I'm expecting it to be shit and homoerotic like most arab cards

We're brits la'. We don't get knocked out!

kek did that faggot poomar miss the weight?

>>151580792
Get him Slovvy!

>>151580929
desert trash never has to follow rules when the fight is in shitty sandland

>>151580905
>>151580921
I misunderstood the post. Enjoy the heems, then.

>>151580929
>gulp...
>looks over to the sheikhs holding a noose
>looks back at the scale
>uhh... 1... 136 l-lbs....

>>151580831
this would be better lol. the problem is that it ends on 9 am here.

>>151580929
>you now remember Khabib missing weight for like 5 pounds for the Garth fight

the heem monster

I feel like this is going to be a snooze fest. We're going to see Tom Aspinall taken all 5 rounds

>>151580951
and that neanderthal wanted to fight again in January. nah if you can't get that shit in check even after whole year layoff that weight cut is gonna heem him.

people do seem to be ignoring the fact that ciryl has never been heemed before. even though pavlovich was seen as a monster he had still been heemed by overeem many years before his resurgence

>>151581009
the saudi terrorist shit is getting out of hand, its just them laughing at bought americans and its everything now; comedians, pro-wrestling. shameful IMO

>>151580162
its back up

>>151581025
Gane has a great chin and good recovery, unironically. Only been dropped once after fighting the three hardest hitters at hw in succession, and even then he immediately stood up. Volkov hit him with the mightiest punch he’s ever thrown and didn’t even wobble him.

>got a title shot for beating THE derrick lewis
>got another title shot for beating THE tai tuivasa
>got another title shot for beating THE injured spivac and then losing to volkov
>turned down multiple fights against pavlovich, blaydes and aspinall during that time
probably the most fraudulent """high level""" fighter on the roster. cereal gain is getting brutalised tonight.

>>151581002
>LFL Champion
>LFL stands for LEVELS Fight League

Weems has been heemed he will never weems again. 5 straight heems to decent fighters and complete nobodies. Jason knight must’ve heemed weems brain or something.

https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/169093-joshua-weems

>>151581002
uhh...

>>151581025
We know how durable Gane is. We don't know how durable Aspinall is. How many kicks to his fat guy filled with chippy butties and strikes to the back of his mentally ill head (of which Gane is one of the most adept at in the UFC) can he take?

>>151581146
>learn one somewhat complex move
>you can now beat 80% of the heavyweight roster
why don't more people do this

>beat fat bums whole career
>get away with blatant hammerfists to the back of the head every fight
>lose to magumba
>lose to another zesty buck
>lose to stiff as board Volkov
unfortunately Tomala is losing anyway because he's levels below.

Hey guys I just beat up some guy in Quebec for not speaking the lords language (French). They say he is a UFC fighter, but I don’t see how that could be the case. My son is much taller and heavier than him and he’s in middle school.

The fight is too early for me

Tom Aspinall vs. Ciryl Gane
Virna Jandiroba vs. Mackenzie Dern
Umar Nurmagomedov vs. Mario Bautista
Alexander Volkov vs. Jailton Almeida
Aleksandar Rakic vs. Azamat Murzakanov

>>151581231
Gane isn't winning lol

>>151581231
GANE
Dern
Pigmar
Volkov
Rakic

>>151581231
Gane.
Dern.
Nurmagomedov.
Almeida.
Rakic.

>>151581231
Cereal
Dern
Super Mario
Volkov
Rakic

I am speed running picks getting heemed.

>>151581231
Aspinall
Jandiroba
Umar
Volkov
Rakic

Ciryl Gane is prime booty for Fleece Johnson

card is so dimeless I might fart myself to sleep instead

>>151581231
Tom Aspinall
Mackenzie Dern
Mario Bautista
Alexander Volkov
Azamat Murzakanov

>>151580860
Feelings

>>151581231
Tom Aspinall
Mackenzie Dern
Umar Nurmagomedov
Alexander Volkov
Aleksandar Rakic

Tom "Tripod" Asplinall

>>151581231
Tom Aspienall
Jandriroba
Umar
Volkov
Murzakanov

>>151581231
Gane
Dern
Nurmagomedov
Volkov
Rakic

>>151581231
Tom
Virna
Umar
Jailton
Rakic

sorry Ganesissies, Tom is just too retarded to lose
here's tabatha riccis sweet pit

>>151581231
Gane
Dern
Poomar
Jailton
Azmat

>>151581231
Aspie
Jandiroba
Umar
Almeida
Rakic

Lmao the mischling american is a tattletale why are all non bong tomcels the redditest of bums, signing petitions and asking for the manager kekekek
>>151581231
Ciryl Gane
Virna Jandiroba
Umar Nurmagomedov (sketchy decision)
Alexander Volkov
Aleksandar Rakic

dubs is what Jon Jones tweets after the main event stoppage

>>151581458
Congratulations ciryl what a performance good luck champ

I heemed my meng

>>151581231
Ass Painal
Jandiroba
Umar
Almeida
Rakic

>>151581231
Aspinall
Jandiroba
Umar
Almeida
Azamat

Holy Kinography
https://youtu.be/Tly6cM5Rkko?si=1IoEvEdVS2jbEmp6

>>151581488
tombros...

really do need tom to win this for the sanity of the division

>>151581509
Afraid I scored bruder digits so best make new plans besides shitspinturd is leaving the ufc to appear on sunday night velocity per sources

>>151581488
Factual post

>>151581509
Let's be real everyone knows he's winning. You'd have to be a complete lunatic or a somali BBC obsessed loser to think otherwise.

>>151581520
His sources are dubs, I am afraid the HW division is in turmoil and this is the last of Tom

Let's be real if you predict a future outcome no matter the certainty it is called wishful thinking and you are the type of pawn that makes ari emmanuel a billionaire

>>151581231
Tom
Virna
Umar
Jailton
Alex

WLAWAGONDOO, NLATE? VOOWUEOM PONCH ME MOTHERUFUKER?

>>151581558
is that a a man or a woman? I have the right to question things as I have seen the leafs post some extremely questionable things in these threads

>>151581568
yes

>>151581558
Is this the sexy lady that was giving a lad called finnster (cool name btw) precise head movement a couple threads ago

>>151581572
no

>>151581509
We need Gane to win for the sanity of the division. Aspinall is one of the least active fighters in the UFC (18 fights in 11 years) with a history of ducking fights and is already talking about retirement and his delusional dreams of boxing. And with him being one the least popular fighters in the UFC it will be a total disaster for him to be champion. Plus his mental derangement is a liability who knows how he might embarrass himself and the UFC. Case in point the galaxy throat is not a good look for the UFC.

Anyone else remember when tom aspinall made a public petition to ask the ufc to ask jones very nicely to fight him didn't it get like 30k sigs, big stuff

>>151581587
it got nearly 200k lol

>>151581592
Wow 200k indians and bots, that's like close to 5% of the UFC 300 paid viewer base (gurucels are not part of this base)

>>151581587
Ah yes the petition to strip jon jones

we are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuLkhLdh3DM

>>151581568
man

>>151581606
throw that little shitpile into the trashcan

>>151581606
A veritable BDS of mma however the Tomazan Aspinstinians still lost to Jibi Jonesinyahu

>>151581231
Tom Aspinall
Virna Jandiroba
Umar Nurmagomedov
Jailton Almeida
Azamat Murzakanov

To be fair Jon Jones did deserve to be stripped. What if it were Gane waiting and not Aspinall?

>>151581231
Gane
Jandiroba
Umar
Almeida
Rakic

>>151581657
Finally a reasonable and debatable point, yes but it was 100% dana and nothing to do with jones, who gurucels were building into some kind of anime/marvel supervillian, dana obviously kept bonesy around because he thought he was a possible draw vis an vis all the internet attention he kept getting and his legacy status as GOAT, the stipe thing was a weird disaster

>>151581231
Aspinall
Jandiroba
Nurmagomedov
Volkov
Murzakanov

>>151581231
Gane
Dern
Nurmagomedov
Almeida
Rakic

>>151581604
>>151581671
He just can't stop thinking about Guru

>>151581676
You handsome devil

>>151581695
Your streamer is the one responsible for the "grassroots" anti jones gibberish that has ruined mma discourse for 2 years you stupid fucking somali

>>151581558
disgusting freak

chael plays hearthstone

It's true

real Gane heads know that with all of the pieces set in motion Gane will likely win in more parallel universes than Tom which will have a quantum effect on ours ultimately resulting in a win for Gane

Is there a parallel universe of which Harry Hardwick becomes the GOAT

>>151581558
hot as fuck
would pound her bussy all night and day

>>151581771
kek

>>151581749
khabitch is COOKED

>>151581231
Aspinall
Dern
Nurmagomedov
Volkov
Rakic

>>151581749
Imagine if just calming down saved lives

>>151581771
>The reflexes of a former Heavyweight Champion.

>>151581803
>missed out on prime sankos sorority slut days

>>151581749
allah saved his live alhamdulillah

>>151581817
Her tits were much smaller back then

>>151581231
Aspinall
Dern
Nurmagomedov
Volkov
Murzakanov

>>151581826
Nice

>>151581606
hasbulla escalator maintenance slot operation luke thomas

>>151581558
L E V E L

>>151581455
Oleg mongol was actually good looking
The fuck happened

>>151580446
IS THAT SHIT AI ?

>>151579046
Roid

>>151578119
Her ass is perfect

where my azamat bros at?

He is a certified heemer that is going under the radar.

Why did Gane post this on his Instagram story?

>>151581905
Why Rakit laughted ?

L E V E L

>>151581231
gane
jandiroba
umar
volkov
murzakanov

>>151581231
>Thomas Paul Aspinall
>Mackenzie Lynne Dern
>Umar Magomednabiyevich Nurmagomedov
>Jailton Jesus "Malhadinho" Almeida Júnior
>Azamat Anzorovich "The Professional" Murzakanov

>>151581231
Aspinall
Jandiroba
Nurmagomedov
Almeida
Murzakanov

>>151581231
Aspinall
Jandiroba
Nurmagomedov
Almeida
Murzakanov

>>151581231
Ciryl Gane
Virna Jandiroba
Umar Nurmagomedov
Alexander Volkov
Aleksandar Rakic

Too excited to sleep

just finished women's fs. less than 4 bongs until prelims

>>151581894
Good man. Anyone in the UFC who is not utilising performance enhancing drugs is a retard

Tom Aspinall is white

Tomcats how are we feelin today?

>>151582002
Brits are brutes and barbarians that the romans brought civilization to

>>151582047
then we empiremogged them

Now that it's all said and done, did Lil ank hide?

>>151582052
Not really, the roman empire lasted for far long and had a bigger impact on history overall

>>151582064
>and had a bigger impact on history overall
english is the common language of the entire world

The former Heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall is survived by his father and coach Andy, his wife, as well as his 3 children. Due to the fact the former champion passed away in a sanctioned cage match his opponent, newly crowned heavyweight champion Cyril Gane will not be charged. Mr. Gane had this to say "I feel zorry for his familee but he zhould not hev expozed ze back of his head to me, oo la la"

>>151581231
Gane
Jabob
Poomar
Jailson
Rakic

>>151582081
All PIE descended languages sound the same to me

>>151581231
Aspinall
Jandiroba
Nurmagomedov
Volkov
Rakic

>>151582081
A giant chunk of the language is latin based with the rest being germanic. Everyone speaks English because you guys were the most recent and relevant empire, along side the Spanish. Tom should win though btw

>>151582063
lucas tracy trains with ank and he confirmed that ank sometimes hides when they try to introduce new people to him

>>151582041
Who's the skirt

>>151581905
Doo is criminally underrated, even odds against the washed up corpse of Rakic is crazy

>>151581231
Tom
Virna
Umar
Volkov
Azamat

>>151581231
Gane
Jandiroba
Nurmagomedov
Volkov
Murzakanov

>>151582106
Monitor

>>151582063
Cuz lil stank aint built for this shit, real heemers only

>notices 11 dern picks
>from flags I hespect even
What the hell

>>151582128
The bunda.. Its like a siren at sea

>>151582137
In a fight between a woman who can get laid versus a grotesque creature from the darkest pits of the amazon I pick the latter

>>151582145
My heart says dern but my mind says a criatura amazônica que mastiga tapetes

Someone give me the gameplan for gane....
I think he needs to let tom gas him self out in rounds 1/2 then take over the fight 3/4/5.

Going life and death with volkov is a bad look but he was really struggling with his reach which tom doesn't have.

>>151582081
>english is the common language of the entire world
Please refer to the language as American now.

>>151581917
she was a high school wrestler so she has a good base for mma.

>>151582183
Thats sounds like the most logical approach. Use footwork to keep tom at bay while he lunges in looking for big shots or takedowns. If gane keeps it up for the first two tom will probably slow down during the third and by the fourth gane should pick up the pace to find his shots and eventually a finish.

>>151582183
Simply put he will dance for 2 rounds Gane is too fluid and slick for clumsy retardsson to catch round 3 will be the tricky round where we will see if the wrangler has stamina and the ability to swim and by round four I would predict an elbow followed by some kind of kino flurry perhaps even nice gnp will cause the referee to step in

>>151582041
can't get past her reptillian face.

>>151581231
GODne
Virna
Poomar
Jailton
Rakic

gane is growing more powerful

>>151582255
Double dubs daang

Gane almost heemed by Tuivasa. Not a good look...

>>151582221
>her

>>151581231
Gane
Dern
Umar
Jailton
Azamat

>>151579364
Damn Oliver Sykes looks like that?!

>>151582299
It is possible she is a sexbot prototype from Tesla...

>>151582311
rumor was she is a post op tranny

>>151582292
>92
Oh dear tomcels

>>151579796
Where's my boi MMA Friction. Also we don't need that many MMA youtubers, gas 90% of them and nothing of value is lost

Remember that time Gane broke his leg and had to be wheeled out in a wheelchair? Yeah, I didn't think so

They should have had the ppv in the french arena. fuck abu-dhabi and the saudis

>>151579796
based mma al dente whoever that is

>>151582333
same crowd

imagine being on the same team as spammy

>>151581231
Gane
Virna
Umar
Almeida
Azamat

>>151582325
Guru is the only one I watch these days. Chael used to be good but no such much anymore.

I can't sleep

>>151581231
>Tom Aspinall
>Virna Jandiroba
>Umar Nurmagomedov
>Jailton Almeida
> Azamat Murzakanov

>>151582363
lol same

>>151582343
Spammy latched on to the Gane meme, he's a hanger on

over 1.5 at -110 is the obvious bet.

Aspinall isn't going to be able to catch gane on the feet like what he did to all the plodding bums he fought before.
We will just have to pray that ciryl has shored up his grappling and wrestling defence long enough to last 7.5 minutes.
aspinall sub rd 1 +450 could be the hedge.

>>151582363
White powder
White house
White Dana

>>151582384
>>151579796

>>151582346
He's actually one of the worst, his impressions are dogshit too

I need a sedative and a diaper

>>151582408
He's not for everyone that's for sure.

>>151582408
The somali will defend the useless streamer to his last immigrant breath, do not engage with him

clozzy got somalis on the brain

>>151582442
This one has admitted to being from kuwait

>>151579796
Why is Fairy not on the list

>>151581231
Ciryl Gane
Jandiroba
Bautista
Volkov
Murzakanov

>>151582433
Lets kill immigrants irl and dismember their corpses. Heeem if you will

Deep down, we all know how the heavyweight division will look 24 hours from now. Some are just too afraid to admit the truth. But those of us who know are already celebrating the victory.

Tom Derangement Syndrome
Guru Derangement Syndrome
Somali Derangement Syndrome

>>151581231
Thomb
Lazy eye
Mario
Volkov
Rakic

>>151581231
Tom Aspinall
Virna Jandiroba
Mario Bautista
Jailton Almeida
Azamat Murzakanov

>>151582488
Birds of a feather I'm afraid

>>151581231
Galactic Throat Tommy
Jandiroba
Poomar
Volkov
Rakic

>>151582464
Finally someone says what we're all thinking

Gane has already scored 1488 and double dubs itt while aspinall has scored a 92

>>151582478
>10 whole dollars
ahahahahahahahahaha

>>151581749
Conor has reverted to Islam, the Khabib Friendship arc is coming soon

Anime

>>151582478
well said
cheers

you could say that this is the start of the Ganera

I can't tawlk

>>151582555
Checked and Ganefirmed

>>151582555
The Ganera has been in form for several years already, however tomorrow is when it is revealed to the rest of the world.

Makenzi dern

Ciryl's mom could not overcome the BBC.

Gane will bsolutely MOG tim into retirement. Next time we see Aspinall he will fighting in misfits boxing against a twitch streamer

>>151582555
Now added to >>151582517
>everyone funny
>best memes
>best banter
>best aislop
>team gane
>some 7 retards
>one good meme
>atrocious banter
>punjab tier aislop
>team tom

>>151581231
Gane
Jandiroba
Nurmagomedov
Almeida
Rakić

They really booked the Good Kid vs the Galactic Throat

How much would you bet on Gane if you had 100% confidence in his victory?

>>151582572
say what you want about white women being bred by BBC
but they create some great athletes

>>151582570
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>151582593
The french and dutch solved this puzzle in the 90s

>>151582593
True words, I fear.

>>151582593
Both of Gane's losses have been to fully Black men though

Gane with the wind

Is the tomcel going to spam pictures of gane's mother all thread now

>>151582587
I don't bet, only those who bow to talmud do. Reject the talmud and reject betting, don't be a retarded faggot goy

>>151582615
Unbroken Mandingo bloodline > French muttmix

>>151582620
I'm reporting this to Ari Emmanuel

>>151582618
I hope not she's quite ugly.

Is toby here yet

>>151582605
You show your True Colours more and more every eweek. Shame.

>>151582605
Yes Gullit and Rijkaard are both Surinamese father dutch mother

>>151582630
Kunta Kinte

>>151582631
Finally, the ufc social media manager Maddie Speaker Roth has a prolific tattoo

>>151582620
Double faced churkoid pederast you gamble and drink more than any westoid degen and on top you are a homosexual faggot bacha brazza

>>151582183
If Gane developed his grasp on temporal based fighting Tom will never be able to close distance as Gane can simply leap into the timeline where Tom breaks his leg again

>>151582615
That's not gonna help Tom though

>>151582626
Not easy on the eye no they tend to age worse over there but I wager she was never a prize still bred us the current and future HW GOAT now Jones has retired

Tomala status?

>>151582652
Black guys love ugly white women.

i knew clozzy loved the blacks but it's worse than i ever imagined

Guru might kill himself on stream if Gane KOs Tom

>>151582655
Gaped and raped, retarded as well.

Had a pre ufc goon

Tomala Asspinjeet

>>151582634
I think they and portugal seem to have yielded most athletic gains out the whole colonial experiment

>>151582643
If you got a job your mum wouldn't have to suck off gypsies just to put food on the table

We don't support Pakistanis and other Moslems here.

>>151582664
We can only hope so
>>151582663
Toby has been asking for months now stop being a dick

>>151581917
Gotti. That's an Italian name

>>151582683
She's not italian T it's a pseudonym she is the same ethnicity as are Prolly

>>151581917
>check performance history
>blacked
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM BRICKED JOE!!! IM BRICKED BADLY!!!

>>151582687
Kek she's actually english

>>151581917
What a repulsive disease ridden kike. Seriously, how is it not a concern that she will pozz her oponent in a fight?

>>151582721
chroist no wonder foids wear makeup

5 minutes guys

>>151582728
Fuck off faggot, she cute

>>151582728
Katy is extremely beautiful

>>151582735
>>151582740
She looks like she has Downs, I fear.

2 minutes heemsters

I am restless, sleepless, hangover, still can't sleep

My penis hard

>>151582676
Cant wait for zuttdyrov to toss your hairy ass in the meatgrinder you worthless cocksleeve you can lie to the other inbred mongrels around you all you want here you check in with me before i fly a drone all the way to cuckkaz and wipe you off the map somethinf cucktin should have done proper

Welcome
>>151582769
>>151582769
>>151582769

>>151582768
Whatever dude, doesn't change the fact that your mum tongues gypsy anuses